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Jan 30, 2021Jan 2021

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Introducing his new legal team....

Jan 29, 2021Jan 2021

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No I won't "unify"....

Jan 29, 2021Jan 2021

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And Eddie Munster pops up 5 minutes later...

Jan 29, 2021Jan 2021

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When Butthead is trending...

Jan 28, 2021Jan 2021

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Because with some Twitter accounts you don't need a meme...

Jan 28, 2021Jan 2021

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Don't come to California because wages are so high and regulation as well as good locations cost so much that Burgers obviously cost so much.... er.. never mind....

Jan 27, 2021Jan 2021

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Should have nailed him up better...

Jan 27, 2021Jan 2021

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So I was wondering who would be the idiots driving up the price of Game Stop stock so high when the company is about in the toilet financially.... Today I found out it was a brilliant move on a whole lot of people's part because it seems a huge hedge...

Jan 26, 2021Jan 2021

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So wrong it has to be right....

Jan 26, 2021Jan 2021

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The humidity today?... Hot and wet...

Jan 25, 2021Jan 2021

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News Flash: Floraduh Man opens the office of the ex-president today....

Jan 25, 2021Jan 2021

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So the latest conspiracy theory they are pulling out of their asses is that Biden will be removed from office through the courts and Trump will be sworn in again on March 4th... This is getting about as stupid as the over 200 predictions that Jesus ...

Jan 25, 2021Jan 2021

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Right-wingers on Socialism explained...

Jan 24, 2021Jan 2021

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Because some people seem to have a hard time figuring it out...

Jan 24, 2021Jan 2021

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When you are living the good life down South and are waiting for the money to trickle down so you can get a room addition...

Jan 23, 2021Jan 2021

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Because nothing kills the smell of ass...

Jan 23, 2021Jan 2021

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Bernie meme dump...

Jan 22, 2021Jan 2021

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Some people have all the luck...

Jan 21, 2021Jan 2021

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No worries officer I gots him and he ain't goin nowheres...

Jan 20, 2021Jan 2021

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How does fuck yes sound?....

Jan 19, 2021Jan 2021

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Worst president ever....

Jan 19, 2021Jan 2021

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The blame game....

Jan 19, 2021Jan 2021

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Mein Pillow....

Jan 19, 2021Jan 2021

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I hate it when people tell me I should find Jesus....

Jan 18, 2021Jan 2021

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Anyone know where I can buy one of these?.. I want one for my front porch...

Community Senate

Jan 17, 2021Jan 2021

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Are we now allowing domestic terrorism on this site?... Twitter and Facebook have both banned these groups yet here I find one being allowed.

Jan 17, 2021Jan 2021

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How does a terrorist organization get on a site for the non-religious?...

Jan 17, 2021Jan 2021

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When he hasn't even been sworn in yet and already says Americans don't need a 2,000.00 stimulus check to feed their families and pay rent but won't raise taxes on billionaires...

Jan 17, 2021Jan 2021

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Got screwed....

Jan 16, 2021Jan 2021

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Conservatives trying to figure out why they lost...

Jan 16, 2021Jan 2021

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When the grandchildren fall asleep....

Jan 16, 2021Jan 2021

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Just remember who got you to this point so far....

Jan 16, 2021Jan 2021

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When you dropped out of the 5th grade to get a head start on becoming a millionaire...

Jan 16, 2021Jan 2021

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Romance in front of the fire...

Jan 15, 2021Jan 2021

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Follow me for the best recipes...

Jan 15, 2021Jan 2021

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Organic only please....

Jan 15, 2021Jan 2021

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Dating sites be like....

Jan 15, 2021Jan 2021

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Why they closed the border...

Jan 15, 2021Jan 2021

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Jan 14, 2021Jan 2021

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Yabba Dabba Doo....

Jan 13, 2021Jan 2021

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Impeachment dump....

Jan 13, 2021Jan 2021

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Stop wondering if Trump supporters are Terrorists...

Jan 13, 2021Jan 2021

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Back to the future...

Jan 12, 2021Jan 2021

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New endorsement...

Jan 12, 2021Jan 2021

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Jan 11, 2021Jan 2021

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Big surprise eh?...

Jan 11, 2021Jan 2021

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Jan 11, 2021Jan 2021

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When Twitter bans you for life...

Jan 10, 2021Jan 2021

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How they will look in the history books...

Jan 10, 2021Jan 2021

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I get it now...

Jan 10, 2021Jan 2021

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New dance music....

Jan 9, 2021Jan 2021

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The latest in MAGA nonsense is that 1984 is now here because Trump's Twitter account was banned.... I guess this proves they can't read....

Jan 9, 2021Jan 2021

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Gee I thought these were outlawed....

Jan 9, 2021Jan 2021

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Oh the stupidity of it all...

Jan 9, 2021Jan 2021

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The new Libertarian flag...

Jan 9, 2021Jan 2021

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The new "open carry" for White people...

Jan 8, 2021Jan 2021

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Oh the irony of it all...

Jan 8, 2021Jan 2021

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What I got for speaking against Trump Jr on his post inciting the takeover of the Capitol building... But today the orange scumbag was permanently banned due to pressure from the community telling Twitter that they too could be held accountable. From...

Jan 8, 2021Jan 2021

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Libertarians love them some "sparkling White Terrorism" too...

Jan 8, 2021Jan 2021

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Why all the fear Christians?...

Jan 8, 2021Jan 2021

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Keven Sorbo opens his fat stupid mouth Lucy Lawless shuts it with her fist... GoZenaGo

Jan 7, 2021Jan 2021

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Jan 7, 2021Jan 2021

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All you can eat.... Rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhhht...

Jan 6, 2021Jan 2021

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Works for me...

Jan 6, 2021Jan 2021

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Only one dead and five wounded how disappointing... Trump's Twinkie brigade only gained entry to the Capitol building because some traitorous cops let them in and took selfies with them. Then they held the doors open to let them walk away without ...

Jan 5, 2021Jan 2021

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Rally for Darwin lovers tomorrow....

Jan 5, 2021Jan 2021

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Mystician heal thyself....

Jan 5, 2021Jan 2021

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Kill em all....

Jan 4, 2021Jan 2021

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Will Christians ever learn to read their own bible?... After all it's not like they read anything else...

Jan 4, 2021Jan 2021

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Here we go again.....

Jan 3, 2021Jan 2021

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When people watch games shows on TV and keep wanting to tell me about them...

Jan 3, 2021Jan 2021

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Oh noes another dirty socialist... Remember to share these with Republicans you know...

Jan 3, 2021Jan 2021

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Who is a dirty socialist?....

Jan 2, 2021Jan 2021

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So @jeshuey has me blocked now for pointing out that being a Libertarian is the same as being a Republican because they are both owned lock stock and barrel by the same crooks... The Koch family... I find it amusing that an atheist wouldn't be ...

Jan 1, 2021Jan 2021

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How come my nurses at the VA never look like this?...

Dec 31, 2020Dec 2020

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He is starting the new year with a bang....

Dec 31, 2020Dec 2020

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The book we all need to make it through 2021...

Dec 30, 2020Dec 2020

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When are people in Alabama going to realize most states don't elect child molesters to public office?...

Dec 30, 2020Dec 2020

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Why aliens won't speak to us....

Dec 29, 2020Dec 2020

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You know you are a dick when Dick Cheney is trending because of you.....

Dec 29, 2020Dec 2020

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Term of the day.... (it made my year).

Dec 28, 2020Dec 2020

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"Remember the Alamo" they said and look what it got us.... fucking Texas....

Dec 28, 2020Dec 2020

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From the Office of President of the United States. Dear Texas, We have received your petition to secede from the United States, and have forwarded it to Congress who will act on it with their usual speed. Any Texas citizen holding a US ...

Dec 28, 2020Dec 2020

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New product made in the USA...

Dec 27, 2020Dec 2020

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Teletubbies the new generation....

Dec 26, 2020Dec 2020

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On fictional characters...

Dec 26, 2020Dec 2020

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Christmas eve tech support in Nashville this year....

Dec 25, 2020Dec 2020

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A nice Christmas song for all you heathens out there...

Dec 25, 2020Dec 2020

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And Christmas was never the same...

Dec 24, 2020Dec 2020

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New Starbucks cup....

Dec 23, 2020Dec 2020

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God helps those who....

Dec 23, 2020Dec 2020

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Scooby Dooby Doo....

Dec 22, 2020Dec 2020

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Congratulations USA we have today not only listed the deaths of more than 3,100 (so far) more people and far outstripped all other countries for numbers of deaths (because "America First" right?) but also admitted the deaths in this country are more ...

Dec 22, 2020Dec 2020

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Recommeded reading for the pandemic...

Dec 21, 2020Dec 2020

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Dragon alert....

Dec 21, 2020Dec 2020

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Happy new year..... I hope.

Dec 20, 2020Dec 2020

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One day in the Amazon....

Dec 19, 2020Dec 2020

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Remember the true meaning of the season...

Dec 19, 2020Dec 2020

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When you go shopping for that new tree ornament that is all the rage....

Dec 19, 2020Dec 2020

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I'll just bet he is impressed....

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