I couldn't do it guys

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

To be honest... who cares?... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WolIS6PfJfQ=tfleish

Good morning!!!! It's Monday! Ugh!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

As for the sleep one that is me on a good day...

These twats!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

Looks more like a Squaids selfie to me...

Can someone make it make sense?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

Texas.... The mass shooting capital of the world...

According to "texas tribune" Texas tax payers have spent more than 148 million busing migrants to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

Actually he should be charged with kidnapping and in some of these cases endangerment... If anyone dies the charges need to be 1st degree homicide...

Diddy can get help

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

He would be better off if he could get OJs old lawyers...

This is truth!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

The really scary part is once you get the dough out you can't get it to hold together so you can make croissants...

Gotta luv it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2024:

And when you pull up alongside you see the driver is a 60 year old bald guy...

Well…okay then

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2024:

The women's service I see....

Meeting expectations

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2024:

Owner's name of record.... Ben Dover...

That's a tall order, partner...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2024:

Well at least they don't break down all the time like UHaul...

There are a few very wealthy people that have gotten their wealth without exploitation, but the vast...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2024:

Sad part is it is the poor voters keeping the system stacked against them...

It's all in your point of view

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2024:

I am laughing at both but more at the ones who should know better...

Make America Baaaaaa again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2024:

He must be from Texas where they only recently outlawed raping livestock.... Before that it seemed to be the state sport...

Pandogs….lmao!🤣 [yahoo.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2024:

Tells you just how dumb the Chinese really are when they can't tell the difference between a dog and a Panda... Almost as stupid as the Average Russian.

Isn't music great?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2024:

Not real bright are you?...

Church Treasurer Arrested for Stealing $150,000 and Spending It on Porn Website | Hemant Mehta | ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs=BroadwayClassics

Is messenger working to the highest level ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2024:

Seems like this site is completely without maintenance...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2024:

Which one of those guys is that sign talking about.... I am pretty sure they all fit the bill...

There’s a New Dating Website for Christian Men Who Hate Feminists and Soy Boys | Beth Stoneburner ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2024:

And they wonder why they can't get laid with a stack of hundreds as tall as their dick... Admittedly that could also be called either "short changing" or a "short stack..."

Ok I stole it but its so true

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2024:

As the old saying goes... One good turd deserves another...

Well I wish I knew that beforehand

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2024:

Well at least you know it wasn't made in China...

Private Messages Reveal What the Accused Trump Gunman Did in Ukraine Expect more eg just wait until...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2024:

What he did was get asked to leave the country for being a lunatic... FYI News Corp is not a reputable source.

I have long loathe this man but this, this was truly disgusting.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2024:

He has me wondering how much of his brains did that worm eat....

The biggest dipshits!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2024:

The only people buying those are suckers and losers....

Too bad it's not real.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

You sure it wasn't real?...

I am going to love how he reacts to this news.... [dailykos.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

Waiting for all the conservatives to... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ABl4YwnWjg=JadeDiscoHDI

Florida now a close race?..... [dailykos.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

You know Trump is going to... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ABl4YwnWjg=JadeDiscoHDI

Posting this for the laughs... [dailykos.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ABl4YwnWjg=JadeDiscoHDI

Here comes the next freakout... [dailykos.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ABl4YwnWjg=JadeDiscoHDI

Listen to the professor

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

You do though ban him from Springfield Ohio... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/9/18/2271230/-Springfield-Mayor-to-Trump-Just-Keep-Your-Ass-Away-From-Here?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

The republicans are not sending us their best, they are sending murders and rapist and terrorists

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

Springfield has rolled out the "unwelcome mat" which is telling because the mayor is a Republican.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/9/18/2271230/-Springfield-Mayor-to-Trump-Just-Keep-Your-Ass-Away-From-Here?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

I'm proud to be a liberal

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

I am a progressive and don't have to try to justify it to anyone including my granddaughter...

May I have your attention please

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

Well they are damned well at least old now..... More likely dead.

'Deport Elon Musk' Trends After ‘Assassination’ Joke On Kamala, Biden; Secret Service Reacts ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2024:

One can always hope he ends up losing all his government contracts, ends up in prison and gets deported....

And I’d block him again..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2024:

When I was young I used to do over 100...

Sorry, it has to come to this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2024:

Too late....

Bonus memes Monday!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Kitty don't take no shit...

...people still line up to kiss his ass?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Not going to stop a drone...

Be careful out there!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Every election year like clockwork...

The last dog. [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

I love the Blazing Saddles effect....

Can facts get some respect?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Yep bullshit is bullshit the world over...

There you have it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Or just put Christians on a "do not buy" list...

Already Monday, ugh!!!! 😫😫

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

I can just hear Mickey yelling "fore!.."

I know it's corny as hell

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Oh the pain...

The never ending story…they just keep missing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

And guess who he voted for in 2016.... This guy was once a Republican too and voted for Trump the first time around but got pissed off at him... https://apnews.com/live/trump-shooting-west-palm-beach-updates?utm_source=pocket-newtab-en-us

I'm not saying it's true, but JD threw both his hometowns under the bus to get ahead, maybe he's ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2024:

So apparently this time the guy was a Trump supporting Republican the first time around but got angry when he realized Trump was fucking him and never even sent him flowers.... https://apnews.com/live/trump-shooting-west-palm-beach-updates?utm_source=pocket-newtab-en-us

I know a lot of them. 😆 (Read it upside down.)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2024:

And I take it that the "WA" stands for What A.....

The cowboy's lost! 🤣🤣🤣 Hope you all are having a great Sunday afternoon.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2024:

"The cowboy's lost!" This is NOT news...

Dude got fact checked by a foreign government!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2024:

Southern California already goes months at a time with 100% wind and solar power and still has enough battery power stored to make sure we are running at 100% 24 hours a day with no non-renewable power at all.

Are you an adventurous eater? Come to Ohio.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR4RNK1L2DA=newbeginningschapel

I'm sooooo tired, love staying in bed all day! Hope you all are having a relaxing Saturday night!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2024:

I bet residents are watering them too....

MAGA are making a serious accusation

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2024:

Actually my theory is that he is scared to death of any woman he isn't paying for sex...

Genesis House Addiction Treatment Center is a premier facility that offers a holistic, ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2024:

Please feel free to fuck off and sell your bullshit to the morons on Assbook or Liar Antisocial... Oh and while we are at it pretending to be a lawyer can get you sent to prison...

That’s telling him!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL8api3iVYw=R.P.C.LyricVideos

Just spotted

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2024:

I find it sad that my personal library is larger than many small town or small city libraries these days...

Because "Left Over" don't sound good

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2024:

Now that is just sad both ways....

And assassins eliminate. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2024:

Trump's next conspiracy theory.... illegal aliens eating people...

Dump is not an idiot! He is far below that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2024:

You credit him with far too much intelligence....

Why didn't "it", whatever kind of vegetable it is, take its own bleach treatment, and save the world...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2024:

Seems like he did.... After all he acts like he just washed his brain and can't do a thing with it...

Trump is lying to you ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2024:

You can always tell when he is lying.... his lips are moving...

Thursday is almost over and waiting for the weekend like always, so I can sleep in!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2024:

Yeah that is my cat alright...

Greene, Loomer get into back-and-forth over ‘racist’ Harris attack -- The Hill

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2024:

"The two women have a history of engaging in public spats after Greene publicly warned Trump against hiring Loomer last year, calling her “mentally unstable” and a “documented liar.” " Pot meet kettle....

I've stopped arguing with pigeons like this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2024:

Re: #8 that would be me...

I've stopped arguing with pigeons like this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2024:

Re: #1...

He is god-like to MAGA

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2024:

Would somebody please teach his would be assassins how to fucking shoot?...

Suddenly popular in Springfield, OH

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2024:

.....

I guess everyone has seen this, just one of Dump's, slow-learning, infantile remarks: "migrants ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2024:

There are some really stupid people here who believe that bullshit and it quacks me up...

American sentiments

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2024:

*Burps...*

American sentiments

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2024:

That can also be applied to some members of this group....

I watched it on live TV

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2024:

About time someone performed that abortion...

Courtesy of the Torquemada garage door opener company..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2024:

In 1790 spelling was still mostly a matter of opinion...

Another busy day! 😵😵😵

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2024:

He needs to take that show on the road to Catholic churches all around the world...

Sooo, today traffic is backed up on I-95, which is the road i get to anywhere around here on.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2024:

Last guy who tried that shit on me got introduced to the concept of stab braking... But I always was intemperate when it came to teaching assholes a lesson.

When I was 11.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2024:

One time I brought home a 12 inch alligator Lizard from a hike I went on in my pack so that when my mother opened it it would come running out.... She screamed and started ranting again so I told her I was tired of her searching my pack and throwing stuff away and if it happened again the next time it would be a rattle snake.... Never had a problem after that...

English is hard

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2024:

Winner of the Texas state spelling bee six years running....

Early Education in Texas

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2024:

Texas and Russia are so much alike... https://x.com/nexta_tv/status/1833517427281277075?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1833517427281277075%7Ctwgr%5Eb875e45f4bdee5c654a302b993f650304eaf387b%7Ctwcon%5Es1_=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailykos.com%2Fstories%2F2024%2F9%2F10%2F2269186%2F-Russian-stuff-blowing-up-Drone-swarm-targets-Moscow

It happened to me again today! I was talking to an older woman (she is 79 and I am 71) in Walmart ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2024:

Actually we have nothing to do with that they are brainwashed into thinking that way by rude and evil preachers who con them out of their cash and buttfuck their children as often as not...

A smart house

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2024:

The house is smart the owner not so much...

CIA claim Russia considered using a nuke in Ukraine.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2024:

Same fucking reason they allowed Chernobyl to happen.... Russia doesn't really give a flying fuck about anyone outside of Moscow or Saint Petersberg... For them it would only be about killing off a few slaves as punishment for rebelling. They way they see it is that it is better to control a depopulated and even contaminated Ukraine that to allow a free people to go their own way in peace. The only reason they haven't used a nuke is as I have said before due to the corruption and high cost of maintaining them the Russian nukes are no longer usable in most cases. They might have at most one or two hundred out of all those thousands that have seen any maintenance at all in the last 15 or 20 years...

Transpeople ain't what they used to be.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2024:

Awww what happened did you go on a date and try to grab her pussy and find a dick 4 times the size of yours?.... Poor baby.

Yes, that's right, I am from the planet Twylo.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2024:

The surprise goes way back...

It can be so fucking tough some days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2024:

I stopped trying long ago it was just too much effort on my part and I was getting to the point where I would start having to hide the bodies...

Oh noes Trump has a sad.... [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

And it gets better because a certain red skinned gentleman just put in an order for a shitload of ice skates... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYQr0-GixqY=MSNBC

Get an education and dream ahead

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

Yeah paying extra taxes so your idiot boss doesn't have to pay any can cause stress... Thanks a lot Republicans...

God will be pleased

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

Virgin no more....

Oh, and how's my hair?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

Yep that is the orange turd alright...

I'll go with this guide

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

At least that way you know what you are overpaying for...

This happened to my uncle once.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

Wondering how many people will get the Roman high five....

It has been brought to my attention

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

And often don't react but do comment...

Cat vs Trumpp

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2024:

Pussy strikes back...

He's lost his mind. [x.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2024:

I wasn't aware he had one...

Come on November, I don't want to lose any of this momentum.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2024:

Looks like Good old Bibi shot himself in the ass... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/9/5/2268021/-Hamas-grows-stronger-as-Israel-implodes?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

How can anyone watch Don-OLD Trump, his cronies, and his butt-licking media stooges and not realize ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2024:

McDonalds fired him and Faux snatched him up....

Wow! Did you know this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2024:

Mexican Lemonade....

It’s all about the minis

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2024:

Now I can spell the name of that state easily.... Minisoda...

Don't ever try street food in India, Pakistan or Bangladesh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2024:

What would make anyone believe that the cooking in even India's "finest restaurants" would be much better?...

An immigrant is fighting back

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2024:

One year earlier and cut his balls off...

Happy Monday Afternoon!!! What a busy day!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2024:

Poor Jebus boy... Oh and FYI this is Tuesday...

Ever been to India anybody?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2024:

That just gave me an idea.... Track down a scammer call center and send them 1,000 McDonalds Happy meals with hamburgers in them...