Still in the 70's here, is it winter yet?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 3, 2025:

Stolen car alert.... https://youtu.be/M9yxtg-sUg0

I wonder what goes on in there

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 2, 2025:

That smile cracks me up...

Say it right or shut your pie hole..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 2, 2025:

Known more than a few people that had parents who wasted a shitton of money on those toys....

Ow!!! The hangover was rough now back to sleep! Hope everyone had a great day!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 2, 2025:

Pizza....

Food for thought...Happy New Year all!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 2, 2025:

Feeling no pain... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZoIjNDkPCQ=CathyPacific%26Eric

Concrete? Fuck yeah!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 1, 2025:

Balls of steel... https://x.com/Lyla_lilas/status/1874264039250894881?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1874264039250894881%7Ctwgr%5E4404aa154297745c2262d821db7c79a0518fcc9c%7Ctwcon%5Es1_=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailykos.com%2Fstories%2F2025%2F1%2F1%2F2294561%2F-Russian-stuff-blowing-up-Ukraine-ends-transit-of-Russian-gas-supplies

Food for thought...Happy New Year all!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 1, 2025:

He never saw it coming... https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1874216815792169386?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1874216815792169386%7Ctwgr%5E4404aa154297745c2262d821db7c79a0518fcc9c%7Ctwcon%5Es1_=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailykos.com%2Fstories%2F2025%2F1%2F1%2F2294561%2F-Russian-stuff-blowing-up-Ukraine-ends-transit-of-Russian-gas-supplies&mx=2

Concrete? Fuck yeah!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 1, 2025:

Following your play list can Myth-direct you....

Food for thought...Happy New Year all!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 1, 2025:

Thor eels...

I'm relieved that my dad didn't have to find out that what he fought for, and the progress in ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 1, 2025:

MSNBC has been trying to tell people to go easy on MAGAts who are crying about the problems the GQP is causing for them.... FTBS and fuck MSNBC.

Happy New Year!!! Hoping everyone has a good one!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2024:

I did the math and most of this world is too stupid to be worth saving...

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2024:

How do such stupid people manage to survive with what things cost these days? you would think that by now these inbred jackasses would have starved to death....

A vehicle for butter, and the main producer of texture for centuries now. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2024:

Another shitty corn joke....

Sunday, Funday!!!! 🤘🤘🎉😍🍻😘

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 29, 2024:

Marinara sauce is addictive and used to make many wonderful Italian dishes but Satin sheets are a pain in the ass...

Reasonable question...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 29, 2024:

How does a Mexican Vegan say "thank you"?... "Grassy Ass...."

Twin sons from different mothers...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 29, 2024:

The one on the right looks like a feral....

Any other dumb observations?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 28, 2024:

Are we sure that car isn't headed for Ukraine?...

Doritos in everything??? 🤯🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2024:

It helped the French maybe it will help us.... Damned sure couldn't hurt.

Hey, that's my line...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2024:

If only it were that easy....

If they are out of trash, I can live with Jellystone picnic basket.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 26, 2024:

Is she selling him as is or by the pound?...

The day after Christmas and I gotta go back to work 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 26, 2024:

Japanese tentacle porn anyone?...

Damn Santa!!!😂😂😂😂 [instagram.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 26, 2024:

One of those stalker types....

I slept until 3pm today, thank you baby Jesus for this day off! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2024:

Sent the cat meme to my sister

Great sign!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2024:

Needing that new toilet?....

Happy holiday's all. Be safe out there...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2024:

Mom?, Dad?, I have good news and bad news.... First the good news, They have some really good booze on this planet.... Bad news they take drunk driving here seriously and I need you to come bail me out of jail...

That time of year- chapter two,

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2024:

Russian Santa?.... He has been in Ukraine this year.

Ah carbon, I'm exhausted!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2024:

Goatheads are such fun....

You hussy!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2024:

I have a 4' 11" friend I just sent that one to...

Hanukkah ham?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2024:

Somebody plans on hamming it up for the holidays....

Just testing the water...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2024:

Don't put DonOld in the water..... He is bad enough as it is.

Got my TEMU tent today!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 22, 2024:

We think in inches they manufacture in millimeters....

Yup! I'm that kind of woman! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 22, 2024:

If you fart after they answer your butt dial call does that mean you are talking out of your ass?....

Xmas joke. How do we know that Christians are supposed to have great sex? O cum all ye faithful.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 20, 2024:

Every time I had sex with a Christian I found it .... disappointing to say the least. It seems they more inclined to use it as a weapon than anything else.

Good assumptions, pretty accurate if you ask me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 20, 2024:

Also something tells me that the Russians aren't going to be staying in Syria.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doRd1sJG1Lg=Suchomimus

Good assumptions, pretty accurate if you ask me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 20, 2024:

I pulled one like that in the Mess hall when they posted me there.... Some WAVE asked me "is this salad any good?" so I answered "Yes but if you find something long, round and hard turn it in the cook wants to sew his finger back on..." Her friends she was with were having a very hard time keeping a straight face but she wouldn't touch that salad...

Merry everything and be happy always

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2024:

Especially without paying...

Et tu, anchovy-paste?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2024:

Just tell the neighbor "No thanks but a blowjob would be greatly appreciated...."

My kitties woke me up to let them out and now I can't go back to sleep, so bonus memes!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2024:

At least they finally agreed on something...

You think you have it bad...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2024:

Well at least he has that rubber tarp...

Almost mini vacation time!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2024:

Merry Fuckmas...

Misfortune Cookies sounds more fun than the regular ones! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2024:

I didn't realize they let MAGA scuba dive in Hawaii... And as for De Drone one they should have made them look like North Koreans.... https://x.com/Heroiam_Slava/status/1868603174413648206?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1868603174413648206%7Ctwgr%5E992d150619a0dbf078e58b4e327df39ab8c338be%7Ctwcon%5Es1_=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailykos.com%2Fstories%2F2024%2F12%2F17%2F2292287%2F-Russian-stuff-blowing-up-Russian-general-in-charge-of-chemical-weapons-is-blown-up-in-Moscow

From a parade in Germany, a special edition of the zeuser Trump posts for today only - all floats!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2024:

Evil clowns.... Now even the big corporations are begging him not to go with his tariff scheme but he is sure it is going to work.... Hell if I was Canada and Mexico I would end all exports into the US completely and watch the fun when he gets dragged from the Whitehouse then raped and hung by his own MAGA supporters...

Blueberries-what the guys in the polar bear club get when they go for their mid-winter swim.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2024:

Or don't get laid enough...

Less annoying than the one with the drum, IMHO.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk=TheKinksVEVO

Oh... the irony...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk=TheKinksVEVO

Less annoying than the one with the drum, IMHO.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_myUwg1HP80=Stacia43

Oh... the irony...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2024:

Probably be cheaper for him to just hire a hooker once or twice a month to get it out of his system...

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2024:

Who let this asshole in here?...

Don't visit them either! Stay out of that bedroom!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2024:

New library opening soon...

Here's what it's like dating in Arizona, a quote from a woman's profile: "I’m not hard core into ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2024:

Well she is in for a very long and unsuccessful search.... While it is possible (anything is possible after all) to find gold in a pile of shit it is also extremely unlikely...

Don't visit them either! Stay out of that bedroom!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2024:

Lizzie had an axe to grind...

No, no! Don't rub them!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2024:

The old "Iron Duke"...Did anyone else know how he got that nick name?... It wasn't as many popular histories claim of how "he was resolute and showed no fear..." it was because of the heavy Iron shutters on his windows and doors to keep out thieves, looters and rioters....

Wouldn't be the first time...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2024:

7 days?.... They used to give me 30 all the time...

Happy Friday the 13th!!! 🥳🤘🍻🎉

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2024:

I like that gingerbread house...

And the irony is they won't even get the cheaper eggs with it ....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2024:

With the bird flu going wild I expect that the price of eggs will soon be double what they are now...

More on the Person of the Year

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2024:

Considering who owns Time Magazine why is anyone surprised?... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dotdash_Meredith And the guy running it is a director of some of the largest most criminal corporations in this country and my guess is a member of APAIC... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Diller

Happy to help out...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 13, 2024:

My guess is that shirt will only attract the kind of woman that sleeping with is a huge mistake...

Not very nice, and certainly not in the holiday spirit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 13, 2024:

Crock infested waters.... Sent that one to my sister she is always wearing those damned things...

My mom might not be getting her brain therapy but I will try to give her some of the brain exercises...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 13, 2024:

I can think of some others also.... but Elon is definitely high on my list... And mostly it was his erection after all most people back then smelled of smoking and drinking...

...even the girls.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 12, 2024:

That one always got to me.... Three wise guys traveling for what would have been at least days and more likely weeks with valuable gifts like gold , frankincense and myrrh would have left that family wealthy not poor...

I blame you for this!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 12, 2024:

Go fishing and use it for bait....

Sitting in an imaging office waiting for my mom to come out of her MRI!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2024:

Looks like we need a house call ....paging Dr HIMARS....

Us chemo guys have already seen this movie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibl1qgYJ-6A=HuntingWithDavid

What will come first...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2024:

How do you know when they cum?...

Is it Thursday yet? 🤣🤣🤣🌮🌮🌮🌮🍻🍻🍻🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2024:

And my cats will eat a police drug dog that tries to search my house...

A friend posted on fb...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2024:

I would end up dead a day or two in from alcohol poisoning...

The first step to realizing ALL gods are tedious.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2024:

For those of you interested in why he did it this is what he had to say about it... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/12/10/2291248/-CEO-Killer-He-did-have-a-reason?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

The first step to realizing ALL gods are tedious.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2024:

The only instances of so-called "herd immunity" in humans were caused by the intervention of vaccines... Then because humans are such a bunch of dirty, careless and stupid animals we ended up bring many of those diseases back...

Sorry some of you can't post! I hope I'm at least entertaining some of you with the stupid memes!...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2024:

Texas where drunk driving is the official state sport....

You have to accept it. When it's over, it's over,

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2024:

I will take an X-L....

Remember when, RFK version.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 8, 2024:

I find it surprising that anyone can be oblivious to the fact that when you spend your life doing harm to others for profit that sooner or later someone isn't going to think they are going to look better with a few bullet holes in them...

Catchy, has a nice ring to it, and it reeks of honesty.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 8, 2024:

MAGA Christmas dinner?...

I had a beautiful day, my daughter came over and visited me for a few hours! We ate, laughed, raged ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 8, 2024:

FIRE!...

Well, it's worth a shot...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2024:

She should be happy he didn't ask if she had a Proctologist appointment...

Flag discussion.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 6, 2024:

Every tree lot and store selling Christmas trees and decorations should put up that same sign...

Don't be cruel, or I'll tell Santa.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 6, 2024:

You can tell because half the time the server doesn't agree with you...

I gotta go back to work 😭

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 6, 2024:

If I took off that would be my cats following me...

Deny, Depose, Defend!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 6, 2024:

@michelle666gar You are going to love this one... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/12/5/2290346/-A-rough-but-funny-and-cathartic-first-24-hours-for-the-Democratic-Party-Bluesky-account?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

Deny, Depose, Defend!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 6, 2024:

To most people any rich fuck these days dying for any reason is just another joke... Because of the damage they cause so many others sympathy is just another word in the dictionary between shit and syphilis to anyone outside their inner circle.

Anyone else with latency issues?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2024:

Looks like that monkey is watching Fox news again...

Just so you know...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2024:

Funny how every payday the debt always seems to exceed the income...

If I keep this up, I'll be in line for the next Sec of Defense.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2024:

Sorry about that I am getting up in years and can't handle it the way I used to be able...

Well, it's Wednesday

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2024:

I am still amazed nobody has posted a comment here about "Ass Wednesday" yet....

It may have increased by one

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2024:

To the people here slandering me saying I post "tasteless jokes" I will have you know my jokes are in extremely bad taste and are far from tasteless...

Well, that didn't work out as planned...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2024:

Imagine that.... a mechanic without a tool large enough to get the job done.... yeah I went there what of it?...

She's not the only one. I discovered long ago that being naughty was a lot more fun.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2024:

Somebody else is giving her presents this year...

Happy Wednesday! Hope all of you have a good day!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2024:

Very good when I found this in my feed.... Off to a great start I would say. https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/12/4/2290151/-Brian-Thompson-CEO-of-United-Health-assassinated-early-this-morning?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

Doctors don't take any unnecessary chance, do they?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2024:

Much better than North Carolina and if you don't believe me just ask someone who lost their home there this year...

Well, it's Wednesday

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2024:

Me at 8:30 this morning getting a scam call from India...

Elon's proposed changes for the Oval office.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2024:

Sad what this country has become when people are so fucking stupid they can't learn the first time around...

A radio station in Australia ran a phone in competition to find the most embarrassing moment in ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2024:

That and glucose isn't all that sweet either... If you don't believe me go to your local drug store and find the glucose tablets used by diabetics to raise blood sugar in cases of hypoglycemia... We used to buy them for backpacking trips when I was a kid.

Hey, it's only money! Can't take it with you!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2024:

His deal?... Shouldn't you believe just in case?...

It was bound to happen.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2024:

"AI" can't prove that 1 plus 1 equals 2....

Some days it is as thin as gold leaf.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2024:

I have infinite patience up to a point....

I wish I was selling for El Chapo! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2024:

I wish I had some of those stirrers today I could use them when I go out and need to sweeten my tea...

That's probably illegal in Tennessee anyway.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 1, 2024:

Nah headinrectumitis is normal there...

Hope I got the right one...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 1, 2024:

Imagine eating them all and trying to control yourself....

Amazing how fast the economy turned around.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2024:

The ones he has announced so far are 25% for Canada and Mexico and 10% for China... Pretty much this means the death of the construction and automotive industries as well as at least 30% on the price of motor fuel and groceries...

Officially allowed to get looped in this state.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2024:

Two isles that go great together this time of year when people drink so much they piss themselves...

Happy turkey day all

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2024:

Not so much for the turkey though huh?....