OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

bookofmorons comments on May 22, 2024:

hopefully like Confederate statues, they'll soon be torn down

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2024:

@Betty Slavery is the ultimate evil and justified by religion... One of the many reasons I despise religion!

OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

bookofmorons comments on May 22, 2024:

hopefully like Confederate statues, they'll soon be torn down

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2024:

@Betty Then stop being afraid so you can start living.

OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

bookofmorons comments on May 22, 2024:

hopefully like Confederate statues, they'll soon be torn down

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:

@michelle666gar Even Cuba doesn't want a lowlife like him....

OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

I loved this one...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:

@michelle666gar Applied to him that would be a compliment....

OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

bookofmorons comments on May 22, 2024:

hopefully like Confederate statues, they'll soon be torn down

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:

@Betty Did I ever say you should?....

OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

bookofmorons comments on May 22, 2024:

hopefully like Confederate statues, they'll soon be torn down

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:

@glennlab Send him to Russia....

It's been a long ass day!!! 😔🙄😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

Best use for a chihuahua.... owl fodder...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:

@glennlab One reason I am so fond of cats is we had two barn owls on a property I was living on for a while and they disappeared real fast... he also dragged home a 6 foot long rattle snake for dinner one night... If she feels the need she can always come over to try and spank me... Though who gets the spanking may be debatable...

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

If he had knocked she would have wet her panties...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:

@Betty You find what you are looking for in the strangest places which is why the term "strange attractants" was coined...

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

If he had knocked she would have wet her panties...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:

@Betty If he had knocked with wood she would have jumped in his lap...

Plunging into the pun job.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2024:

Nailed the storm trooper.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:

@zeuser Worst aim in the movies...

Blinken playing "Rocking in the free world" in a country that has banned elections and conscripts ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2024:

False information... You are spewing Russian propaganda again "comrade".... Oh and you do know that your own country (namely Russia) has banned free elections right?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:

@puff Stop being an ass you have no idea how the US government works just like you are too stupid to put the real blame where it belongs.... on your own precious Russian government who is starting these wars all over the world to weaken everyone. By fragmenting all the usual alliances Putin feels he can take over the world piecemeal instead of being hammer by everyone else.

With a little luck by the end of next week we will see Republican terrorists back in front of the ...

racocn8 comments on May 22, 2024:

Here's a partial list of Putin's useful idiots and paid stooges... Let me know who I missed... Amy Coney Barrett (SCOTUS) Andy Biggs (AZ) Bill Hagerty (TN) Bob Good (VA) Brett M. Kavanaugh (SCOTUS) Candace Owens Clarence Thomas (SCOTUS) Cynthia Lummis (WY) David Schweikert (AZ) Devin ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2024:

Put them all in a cage, add a pretty bow along with a cargo parachute and drop them off in front of the Kremlin...

With a little luck by the end of next week we will see Republican terrorists back in front of the ...

pamagain comments on May 21, 2024:

Anyone want to guess what they'll do if he's convicted!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2024:

Whine, piss and moan about how unfair everything is....

Blinken playing "Rocking in the free world" in a country that has banned elections and conscripts ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2024:

False information... You are spewing Russian propaganda again "comrade".... Oh and you do know that your own country (namely Russia) has banned free elections right?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2024:

@puff Name one time Trump has debated any of his challengers this cycle.... News flash dummy he has far less support against any of his than Biden does and by the end of this week will be a felon and might be convicted on all 38 counts...

Good Taco Tuesday Afternoon!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2024:

I am totally shocked it isn't already there....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2024:

@michelle666gar The ER....

Baked treat made from dill dough.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2024:

That tree adds a whole new dimension to "morning wood..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2024:

@zeuser If you will forgive the pun..... It kind of stuck out....

The prosecution has rested.....

zeuser comments on May 20, 2024:

I wouldn't bet against a disappointing result for us all, but not for him.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2024:

I would.... People right now are pissed and him and his toadies trying to threaten them... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/5/20/2241806/-Who-s-showing-up-in-court-with-Trump-next-Bane-Lord-Voldemort https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/5/20/2241717/-Hecklers-drowned-out-Trump-s-Confederate-bootlicking-cheerleaders-at-hush-money-trial

The prosecution has rested.....

pamagain comments on May 20, 2024:

"The cheese stands alone....."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2024:

Cheese or cheese cutter?.... Inquiring minds want to know...

Who? Me? Procrastinate? Never! wait let me think that over.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2024:

Finding an excuse to not finish something when you know you should is considered by some to be an art form...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2024:

@glennlab Definitely not sometimes there are other things that are standing in the way... Like a nap those can be very important.

The London Eye.

michelle666gar comments on May 20, 2024:

Just like going to a metal show, some chick who was a security guard, really felt me up one time, I thought we were in a relationship! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2024:

@michelle666gar Ask a stupid question expect to get a smartass answer.... https://agnostic.com/group/JustforLaughs/discussion/756463/finally-an-arrest?aid=2994011

The London Eye.

michelle666gar comments on May 20, 2024:

Just like going to a metal show, some chick who was a security guard, really felt me up one time, I thought we were in a relationship! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2024:

@michelle666gar My advice is to always make things as weird as possible for someone like that... I did it to a cop who was about to search me once for no rational reason. He asked if I had any guns, knives , or weapons on me so I asked him (dead pan of course) if nuclear weapons counted and his partner started cracking up... So he told me to just get the fuck out of there.

Oops!!!! Accidentally 😂 another post!

glennlab comments on May 20, 2024:

Love the DIY vasectomy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2024:

@michelle666gar Or even if he doesn't.... Seems like he could find an easier way to wipe his ass if you ask me...

The London Eye.

michelle666gar comments on May 20, 2024:

Just like going to a metal show, some chick who was a security guard, really felt me up one time, I thought we were in a relationship! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2024:

@michelle666gar Just think of the other things you should have said loudly while being frisked.... 1) Could you tickle my left nipple a bit more please?... 2) The clit is a bit lower and to the right.... there you got it... I guarantee it would have been the single weirdest moment in her life...

I forgot to post this one!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2024:

Hitting the real one would be a lot more fun...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2024:

@michelle666gar broken glass and dog shit and that is my final offer...

I forgot to post this one!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2024:

Hitting the real one would be a lot more fun...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2024:

@michelle666gar How about broken glass instead of dirt?...

The London Eye.

michelle666gar comments on May 20, 2024:

Just like going to a metal show, some chick who was a security guard, really felt me up one time, I thought we were in a relationship! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2024:

Maybe you should have asked her for her phone number....

Oops!!!! Accidentally 😂 another post!

Betty comments on May 20, 2024:

He will be surprised when that chainsaw catches. 🤣 A stellar set, Michelle. Thanks for the laughs. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2024:

Be doing the splits....

Blinken playing "Rocking in the free world" in a country that has banned elections and conscripts ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2024:

False information... You are spewing Russian propaganda again "comrade".... Oh and you do know that your own country (namely Russia) has banned free elections right?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2024:

@puff Like the thousands of people who walked out on Trump while he was rambling in New Jersey?... Oh and those 80,000 was the total number of people in the city that day shopping, having a meal and everything except going to his "rally" where he was bragging about having met Hannibal Lector and what a great guy he was always inviting someone over for dinner... https://youtu.be/MMRxhfYSdhc

I forgot to post this one!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2024:

Hitting the real one would be a lot more fun...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2024:

@Betty Why?... Is it because I prefer something simple and graceful to something awkward and undependable? Have you ever tried to use nunchucks properly without beating yourself half to death before beating your opponent? Baseball bats and pick handles don't take a lot of practice to crack open a skull and are not only less awkward but don't break on you as well as a more effective defense tool against a similarly armed opponent...

I forgot to post this one!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2024:

Hitting the real one would be a lot more fun...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2024:

@Betty Damned chains break too many moving parts...

I sense a socially conscious business opportunity.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2024:

A professional wood chipper and tractor works wonders if you want to do this professionally....And if you can get hold of an old cement tower with a truck you can just add 2 scoops of bullshit to each scoop of Nazi then mix well and compost then sell the mixture to farmers... this is known as the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2024:

@zeuser Hopefully after this November they will start crawling out from under their rocks and waving guns in the air so we can replenish the top soil on our farms... It also looks like Ukraine will be selling scrap metal for decades which should help with their balance of trade a bit...

I sense a socially conscious business opportunity.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2024:

A professional wood chipper and tractor works wonders if you want to do this professionally....And if you can get hold of an old cement tower with a truck you can just add 2 scoops of bullshit to each scoop of Nazi then mix well and compost then sell the mixture to farmers... this is known as the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2024:

@zeuser Yes but faced with the massive numbers of Nazis Russia keeps sending Ukraine has been forced to process at scale and recycle responsibly.... Orc to fertilizer to grain to beer and then to piss...

Blinken playing "Rocking in the free world" in a country that has banned elections and conscripts ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2024:

False information... You are spewing Russian propaganda again "comrade".... Oh and you do know that your own country (namely Russia) has banned free elections right?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2024:

@puff Been smoking that meth again haven't you?... Biden is doing better in the primaries than Donnie the Dumbass has been...

I forgot to post this one!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2024:

Hitting the real one would be a lot more fun...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2024:

@michelle666gar Those work nicely as well for people who have less upper body strength but nothing beats a nice piece of oak....

I forgot to post this one!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2024:

Hitting the real one would be a lot more fun...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2024:

@Betty An oak pick replacement handle would work nicely...

Blinken playing "Rocking in the free world" in a country that has banned elections and conscripts ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2024:

False information... You are spewing Russian propaganda again "comrade".... Oh and you do know that your own country (namely Russia) has banned free elections right?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2024:

@DenoPenno, @puff Key word "Claim"..... Russia makes claims about how they shoot down all Ukrainian drones and missiles but their shit is all blowing up.... and how is the "second best army in the world" doing against Ukraine? Seems they not only lost another ship in their Black sea fleet but 2 more expensive air defense platforms, another oil refinery, 1210 more conscripted prison bitches and a shitpot full of armor yesterday alone...

Blinken playing "Rocking in the free world" in a country that has banned elections and conscripts ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2024:

False information... You are spewing Russian propaganda again "comrade".... Oh and you do know that your own country (namely Russia) has banned free elections right?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2024:

@DenoPenno The laptop was analyzed by the FBI and it had the FSB's fingerprints all over it... This is why anyone visiting Russia or a country they control should ever take electronics with them...

Blinken playing "Rocking in the free world" in a country that has banned elections and conscripts ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2024:

False information... You are spewing Russian propaganda again "comrade".... Oh and you do know that your own country (namely Russia) has banned free elections right?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2024:

@puff Russians like you are all "decomposing alcoholics.....

Hurry, before there gone...

pamagain comments on May 18, 2024:

DAMN! When I posed for this...the guy swore it was only for his own enjoyment!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2024:

I am sure he is enjoying it very much... You should have asked him for residuals...

Blinken playing "Rocking in the free world" in a country that has banned elections and conscripts ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2024:

False information... You are spewing Russian propaganda again "comrade".... Oh and you do know that your own country (namely Russia) has banned free elections right?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2024:

@puff You heard all about that on QANON didn't you?...

Here come the clowns...

EricJones comments on May 18, 2024:

Please, put it on, it might help

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2024:

Preferably the Lead arsenate based makeup...

Some people just don't think things through.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2024:

And even worse in my ex-wife's case where the food was supposed to be...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2024:

@Betty Youth and inexperience with a big dose of stupidity...

Explosive new Pepsi ad From Ukraine knocks em dead....

EricJones comments on May 16, 2024:

Do they drop the mentos in just before they let it go?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2024:

Enough to make a tank enter the turret toss competition...

She will not change her mind

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 16, 2024:

Please tell me she never reproduced....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2024:

@St-Sinner Somebody actually bred that beast?... How drunk were they?

I want to know is Stormy "Snow White?..."

EricJones comments on May 15, 2024:

She would fit the bill. And if trump lays on his back his belly would be tall enough to be a dwarf or two.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2024:

Sleepy and Dopey...

Usually you see these signs in old hotels....

Betty comments on May 15, 2024:

It's not a chair I would ever want to try out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2024:

Probably has a big scorch mark in the seat...

Lets go Brandon

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2024:

Could be a lot worse after all Trump thinks his name is Jesus....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2024:

@Castlepaloma If you love Russia so much go live there.... The last conservative family that did found themselves begging to get back to Canada because the banks stole all their money....

A sign for the times that should be required by law on the door of every public office...

PaddyO comments on May 13, 2024:

Given the level of intelligence in our politicians I am afraid those offices would be vacant! How much more ignorant can you be than the Republican presidential front runner. A superficial con man who's avarice is off the charts. He undoubtedly is causing long time republicans to squirm at the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2024:

@Diogenes He already did...

A sign for the times that should be required by law on the door of every public office...

lerlo comments on May 15, 2024:

you're assuming they can read

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2024:

If they can't read they shouldn't be there at all... Kind of like Trump...

Trying again to post my disgust with Big Pharma and "being on a program" all for the sake of your ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2024:

Statin class drugs often cause muscular pain and weakness as well as making diabetes worse or even causing diabetes... If you do not have dangerously high cholesterol your doctor should not be proscribing them for you period...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2024:

@DenoPenno I chewed out the VA for this and changed my primary telling the hospital administration why I was angry. My health improved drastically after I stopped taking them and I have been doing much better since then. When my new primary asked why I wouldn't take them I explained why and told her that only a complete quack would prescribe them unnecessarily and once she confirmed the side effects she agreed with me. As I understand it ever since my confrontation the hospital has change their policies on Statin class drugs...

Lets go Brandon

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2024:

Could be a lot worse after all Trump thinks his name is Jesus....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

@Castlepaloma As for Belize.... Corruption and crime are a real problem because of the poverty....

Lets go Brandon

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2024:

Could be a lot worse after all Trump thinks his name is Jesus....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

@Castlepaloma Russia is a shithole outside of the tourist zones and I have no desire to ever set foot there as I am NOT a sex tourist type...

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

puff comments on May 13, 2024:

Any Israeli who dies conducting a genocide is my pick. Dying in an attempt to erase others. Winners in life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

@puff Anti-NATO is NOT pro peace.... it is pro Russian... Trump is anti-NATO and pro both Ukrainian and Palestinian Genocide and his son in law wants to get rid of the people of Gaza so he can build a beach resort yet those are the people you support...

Sounds like a good idea to me....

EricJones comments on May 14, 2024:

That's gonna be a whoooole lot of people.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

And a whoooollllle lot of rocks....

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

puff comments on May 13, 2024:

Any Israeli who dies conducting a genocide is my pick. Dying in an attempt to erase others. Winners in life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

@puff, @Castlepaloma "There is parts of the world that are anarchist, " There are... and yes there are parts of the world that live in anarchy... Like Somalia why don't you go live there so you can see just how well that works... Oh and just so both of you know that when you are using the Internet you are trading with the government you hate so much... The only part of that country worth living in has now formed a government in partnership with the UN.... The rest of it is run by Pirates and warlords..

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

puff comments on May 13, 2024:

Any Israeli who dies conducting a genocide is my pick. Dying in an attempt to erase others. Winners in life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

@puff More trolling for your motherland so how come you aren't in the Russian army?.... Cowardice?...

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

puff comments on May 13, 2024:

Any Israeli who dies conducting a genocide is my pick. Dying in an attempt to erase others. Winners in life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

@puff LOL thank you for proving you are repeating Russian propaganda.... The truth of the matter is that Blackrock and a couple other investment firms are putting up 15 billion in loans for the reconstruction of Ukraine's infrastructure which means that Russia is going to be repaying those loans... As for you trading all the time without the government... If you use public roads and bridges or money you are trading through the government and are just too fucking stupid to know it...

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

puff comments on May 13, 2024:

Any Israeli who dies conducting a genocide is my pick. Dying in an attempt to erase others. Winners in life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

@Castlepaloma You really are stupid aren't you?... A) I am not a corporatist... B) I do understand that without government trade would be impossible... C) I don't even own a TV set and haven't for at least 40 years... D) I neither follow nor support "mainstream media"... E) Those who refer to it as "mainstream" instead of "corporate" are fools who believe the crap being fed to them by Right-wing Propagandists...

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

puff comments on May 13, 2024:

Any Israeli who dies conducting a genocide is my pick. Dying in an attempt to erase others. Winners in life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

@puff If it wasn't for the US you Russians would all be speaking German now...

Sounds like a good idea to me....

glennlab comments on May 14, 2024:

I've got a shit ton of rocks, just don't stand too close because I'm sure there will be millions more to line up with me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

Count me in rock throwing is good exercise....

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

puff comments on May 13, 2024:

Any Israeli who dies conducting a genocide is my pick. Dying in an attempt to erase others. Winners in life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

@puff You really are stupid aren't you comrade?.... How is it in St Petersburg this morning?.....

Lets go Brandon

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2024:

Could be a lot worse after all Trump thinks his name is Jesus....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

@Castlepaloma Trump and his followers.... Kind of like you thinking Russia is some kind of paradise when it is actually a crime ridden shithole...

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

puff comments on May 13, 2024:

Any Israeli who dies conducting a genocide is my pick. Dying in an attempt to erase others. Winners in life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

@Castlepaloma, @puff Not really what happened... Remember that Ukraine gave up not only its nukes but also most of its military equipment voluntarily and was absolutely NO THREAT TO Russia... Also the Crimean "revolution" was not Ukrainians it was engineered by Russia itself...

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

puff comments on May 13, 2024:

Any Israeli who dies conducting a genocide is my pick. Dying in an attempt to erase others. Winners in life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

@Castlepaloma Because Russia always tells the truth right?.... Gad you both are gullible motherfuckers...

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

puff comments on May 13, 2024:

Any Israeli who dies conducting a genocide is my pick. Dying in an attempt to erase others. Winners in life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

@puff And Russia always tells the truth right?... Sorry I couldn't resist the sarcasm for your stupid excuse for "intelligent reasoning..." "Genocide is the killing of a people, noncombatants, in an industrial manner. The destruction of all trace of them eg culture, language, historic sites. Ukrainians" News flash dumbshit that is exactly what Russia is trying to do...and Ukrainians of Russian heritage being "persecuted by Ukraine" is a lie.... It simply never happened it was another invention by Putin to further justify his second invasion after Ukraine kicked his extremely corrupt puppet government out. People who by the way were trying to force the people of Ukraine against their collective will into the Russian Union...

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

puff comments on May 13, 2024:

Any Israeli who dies conducting a genocide is my pick. Dying in an attempt to erase others. Winners in life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

@puff Calling bullshit on that.... It would only encourage Putin to continue attacking Ukraine and commit further acts of Genocide.... What you think would work is what happened before when the world turned its collective back on Russia's illegal annexation of Crimea... Russia promised no further aggression against Ukraine yet here we are in the same exact situation...

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

puff comments on May 13, 2024:

Any Israeli who dies conducting a genocide is my pick. Dying in an attempt to erase others. Winners in life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

@puff Smoking the meth again I see....

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on May 14, 2024:

Ouch. The gene pool thanks you for your most natural selection.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2024:

Orc Flambe' anyone?

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

puff comments on May 13, 2024:

Any Israeli who dies conducting a genocide is my pick. Dying in an attempt to erase others. Winners in life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2024:

@puff Maybe instead of blaming the people Putin's propaganda arm says then you should look at the real problem instead..... Look up AIPAC and find out who they have purchased in congress.... It leans heavily to the Republic party .... You know the same people who want to allow Ukrainians to be massacred...

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

puff comments on May 13, 2024:

Any Israeli who dies conducting a genocide is my pick. Dying in an attempt to erase others. Winners in life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2024:

@puff If you are not a Russian dog then you are every bit as evil as one doing their dirty work which includes... Rape Murder Cannibalism Looting Torture Genocide Human Trafficking Terrorism Violations of most of the laws of war including the rape and murder of men, women and children civilians, Use of chemical weapons, executing, torturing enemy soldiers after they have surrender or using them as slaves... It goes on and on and yet you are curiously quiet about these things and think they should surrender so they can be eliminated like the Nazis in WW2 did the Jews...

Meanwhile, the entrepreneurial spirit is alive and well in the sunshine state...

glennlab comments on May 12, 2024:

it should come with plane tickets.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2024:

Or even better a discount rate for a moving company...

And the winner of the Darwin award this week is..... Ivan... [twitter.com]

puff comments on May 13, 2024:

Any Israeli who dies conducting a genocide is my pick. Dying in an attempt to erase others. Winners in life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2024:

Yet as a Russian you don't like it when your stupid comrades blow themselves up while murdering children do you.... https://agnostic.com/group/JustforLaughs/post/755837/because-i-love-the-smell-of-butthurt-in-the-morning

So crazy you can smell the batshit miles away.... [dailykos.com]

silverotter11 comments on May 13, 2024:

The mental decline is escalating.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2024:

his mind isn't going down the tubes,... the tubes were built around it...

Whatever happened to that kid in Deliverance? [facebook.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2024:

He is sleeping and farting through his trial in New York...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2024:

@puff Quite the resemblance.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/5/11/2240176/-Donald-praises-fictional-serial-killer-The-late-great-Hannibal-Lecter-is-a-wonderful-man?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

Karma can be so beautiful.... [dailykos.com]

DenoPenno comments on May 13, 2024:

All I see is an article declaring that a large amount of immigrants are entering America illegally. More details if you actually go to dailykos.com. Poor Jimmy. Some have made this claim about me and say I am not a citizen. The mislead MAGAS seem to think I am using my real name. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2024:

How come nearly every person they catch voting illegally is a Republican?....

Karma can be so beautiful.... [dailykos.com]

EricJones comments on May 12, 2024:

Oooopsie. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot, the idiot is pushing for the very person who wants to deport him.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2024:

@Redheadedgammy The only ones who think MAGAts are smart are MAGAts.... This day's news has been wonderful as someone not only filed an appeal to have "judge" Loose Cannon removed from the Trump trial but apparently he is being charged in other states with election fraud as well.... And even the IRS is after his fat ass for tax fraud now...

Karma can be so beautiful.... [dailykos.com]

EricJones comments on May 12, 2024:

Oooopsie. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot, the idiot is pushing for the very person who wants to deport him.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2024:

The best part of it is not only can he NOT collect social security but he can be charged with so many counts of voter fraud he will spend a long time in prison before being deported...

Looks like I made an error about a year back in solar panel output and I am therefore going to ...

Shaggy2018 comments on May 12, 2024:

I'll believe it when I see it. Seriously doubt this is factual. Only way they have been able to get more is by making panels bigger. Increasing efficiency has been a smokescreen for the most part.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2024:

Then go there and see for yourself.... And no progress has not been "a smoke screen..."

Oh my and this is just one of his many tax fraud scams... [finance.yahoo.com]

glennlab comments on May 12, 2024:

Sucks to be him

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2024:

Life is a bitch when he is a little bitch...

Oh my and this is just one of his many tax fraud scams... [finance.yahoo.com]

DenoPenno comments on May 11, 2024:

Good. Let that POS pay the $100 million.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2024:

You forgot the interest and penalties as well as the charges of tax fraud....

Not in peace w my self .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2024:

Tell your friend it is a buyer's market so she needs to lower her price to 800K and hire a staging company or she will never be able to unload it... Either that or list it on Moveto.com as a lease to own and have a good lawyer write the contract for her but she still needs that staging company to...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2024:

@Pralina1 No problem I have had "friends" like that before and they can suck the life out of you if you let them. here is an article on what I am talking about... https://www.kiplinger.com/real-estate/buying-a-home/is-this-the-worst-time-to-buy-a-home?utm_source=pocket-newtab-en-us

Saturday evening and I'm still in bed and loving it! 😘😘😘

Pralina1 comments on May 11, 2024:

Ok , what is thar plate /yello food , i dont get it ! I love them all !! And ready to post for u too , i have been collecting !!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2024:

@michelle666gar Cannibal crackers with spicy fake cheese sauce sounds.... er.... like something they would serve at a church picnic...

Saturday evening and I'm still in bed and loving it! 😘😘😘

Pralina1 comments on May 11, 2024:

Ok , what is thar plate /yello food , i dont get it ! I love them all !! And ready to post for u too , i have been collecting !!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2024:

@Pralina1 Not observing especially when you are having problems with someone who asks for advice yet refuses to take it is not the same as being stupid. I am just fortunate my brain came stock with really good pattern recognition software.

Not in peace w my self .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2024:

Tell your friend it is a buyer's market so she needs to lower her price to 800K and hire a staging company or she will never be able to unload it... Either that or list it on Moveto.com as a lease to own and have a good lawyer write the contract for her but she still needs that staging company to...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2024:

@Pralina1 Explain to her that Interest rates are high and homes are NOT selling like they used to when they were low.They were supposed to have dropped by now but the Fed isn't doing it out of stupidity. Until they drop the house in the condition you say it is in WILL NOT SELL AT THE PRICE SHE WANTS and her best bet is to allow the pros to make it more attractive for buyers. If she gets upset then that is on her at least you tried. I wouldn't count on her listening because people are basically stupid outside their area of expertise in my experience. Very few people can use their brains properly and she sounds like one of them if she allows that 17 year old to do nothing. That kid is in for a rude shock when she gets out on her own. I am telling you that sometimes being blunt is the best way even if it means using a baseball bat to get through their thick skulls. If she stops talking to you then she has solved to problem for you and was not a very good friend to start with.

It takes a prize idiot to correlate the LGBTQIA+ community with pedophiles, and the Liberal party ...

michelle666gar comments on May 11, 2024:

I don't get it, but priests and pastors are not part of being known pedophiles, hmmm......

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2024:

@michelle666gar Sounds like a case of deflection doesn't it?...

It takes a prize idiot to correlate the LGBTQIA+ community with pedophiles, and the Liberal party ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2024:

I am betting this religious fucktard they are helping to get elected will one day get caught putting his dick somewhere it shouldn't be...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2024:

@michelle666gar Unfortunately it is more likely to be a child...

Saturday evening and I'm still in bed and loving it! 😘😘😘

Pralina1 comments on May 11, 2024:

Ok , what is thar plate /yello food , i dont get it ! I love them all !! And ready to post for u too , i have been collecting !!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2024:

Looks like Jeezettes with a jalapeno cheese dip....

It takes a prize idiot to correlate the LGBTQIA+ community with pedophiles, and the Liberal party ...

michelle666gar comments on May 11, 2024:

I don't get it, but priests and pastors are not part of being known pedophiles, hmmm......

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2024:

Yes they are... Another one in Texas just got sentenced to 84 years in prison for molesting three girls...

She called him what in court?.... [youtu.be]

silverotter11 comments on May 11, 2024:

That bit of court theater was too much fun! tfg's lawyer looked really silly.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2024:

Pretty sure that one ended what little career she had...

Get used to it sometimes I make a mistake... [agnostic.com]

Betty comments on May 10, 2024:

The link does not work for me. It says...This post is not available.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 10, 2024:

@Betty This is what I posted... Looks like I made an error about a year back in solar panel output and I am therefore going to publicly apologize to everyone here. I thought solar panel output would eventually top off at around 35% but it seems the next generation solar panels are going to do a little bit better because once they hit the market these new Quantum solar panels will have an output efficiency in the neighborhood of 190%.... We are already seeing newer panels at close to 30% but which is very close to the theoretical maximum for Silicon based panels but these are not the same by any means and are capable of generating over six times as much electricity with the same size panel. Right now California with the 6th largest economy in the world has days which we already produce more electricity that we use and is being stored in batteries for later consumption.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/4/11/2234594/-Quantum-Material-Breakthrough-for-Next-Generation-Solar-Panels?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

Get used to it sometimes I make a mistake... [agnostic.com]

Betty comments on May 10, 2024:

The link does not work for me. It says...This post is not available.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 10, 2024:

oddly it worked perfectly for me right now but try this one... "Looks like I made an error about a year back in solar panel output and I am therefore going to ..."

[babylonbee.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2024:

Here he goes again with the stupid.... This is not a joke when a country tries to assassinate political leaders that is a violation of International law... But of course a Russian like you doesn't believe in laws or human decency either... We are looking forward to Russia's death from Dutch ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 10, 2024:

@puff Like I said you are a moron when it comes to economics.... Trump's tax cuts for the super rich have caused about one third of that debt but debt that can be serviced is not a problem which that amounts to less than 8% of the National budget to service. Your Russian debt though is very quickly getting out of hand...

[babylonbee.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2024:

Here he goes again with the stupid.... This is not a joke when a country tries to assassinate political leaders that is a violation of International law... But of course a Russian like you doesn't believe in laws or human decency either... We are looking forward to Russia's death from Dutch ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 10, 2024:

@puff More stupidity their energy infrastructure is still holding and air defense platforms are once again online now. Of course India is pumping out Russian propaganda because they are sucking Putin's dick... More Nazi criminals just like you... Yesterday alone Ukraine shot down 41 Russian cruise missiles which is what Putin was hoping to avoid. Keep in mind their has NOT been a day when Russian hasn't attacked Ukrainian civilians and has been know to rape, torture and murder men women and children for "fun" . Aren't you proud of yourself?...

[babylonbee.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2024:

Here he goes again with the stupid.... This is not a joke when a country tries to assassinate political leaders that is a violation of International law... But of course a Russian like you doesn't believe in laws or human decency either... We are looking forward to Russia's death from Dutch ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2024:

@puff News flash dumbshit he bought enough to replace that oil and because of how it was done he actually made money for the US.... But of course Russians are too stupid to understand economics aren't you? Oh and FYI he was already in office so how do you figure he did it to "pork barrel an election" when what he did was lower the prices of gas and oil for consumers in the US?... Also the profits for these transactions went straight into government budgets...

[babylonbee.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2024:

Here he goes again with the stupid.... This is not a joke when a country tries to assassinate political leaders that is a violation of International law... But of course a Russian like you doesn't believe in laws or human decency either... We are looking forward to Russia's death from Dutch ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2024:

@puff Hey Dufus can't you read at all?....Are you actually this stupid or are you just another Russian bot?... If so I got some bad news for you Nazi not only did you lose another refinery today but the DOD just found out how to block your war criminal asses from accessing the Starlink system... Oh and FYI not only did your Russian "victory parade" only have one tank (a WW2 T-34 clunker) but Ukraine hacked your TV network to insert some reality.... https://twitter.com/YourAnonTV/status/1788529214989254749?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1788529214989254749%7Ctwgr%5E37cb0a2f6861b9d08ee2286a78deab958a352222%7Ctwcon%5Es1_=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailykos.com%2Fstories%2F2024%2F5%2F9%2F2239683%2F-Russian-stuff-blowing-up-Ukraine-steps-up-attacks-on-oil-refineries

[babylonbee.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2024:

Here he goes again with the stupid.... This is not a joke when a country tries to assassinate political leaders that is a violation of International law... But of course a Russian like you doesn't believe in laws or human decency either... We are looking forward to Russia's death from Dutch ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2024:

@puff You really are fucking stupid aren't you?... In Trump's case it was an extortion attempt in order to get another country to lie about a political opponent. While in this case it is placing limitations on aid if they continue to violate International law. You are trying to fuck your own ass here boy so lay off the drugs and learn something for a change.

Trivia question.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2024:

The end of infinity wars, just after the snap- he was trying to page captain marvel.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2024:

@EricJones He never actually says it in any of the Marvel movies or TV series for that franchise either I think it has to do with his contract... Disney go figure right? On the other hand all of the Deadpool movies are full of swearing and drug humor along with extremely graphic violence.

Trivia question.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2024:

The end of infinity wars, just after the snap- he was trying to page captain marvel.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2024:

Exactly.... He also started to say it in the Capt Marvel movie right after "Goose" scratched his eye....

[babylonbee.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2024:

Here he goes again with the stupid.... This is not a joke when a country tries to assassinate political leaders that is a violation of International law... But of course a Russian like you doesn't believe in laws or human decency either... We are looking forward to Russia's death from Dutch ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2024:

@puff No and they have been warned that further acts against the civilian population will be dealt with by sanctions . If they want to blow up Iran fine but hands off Gaza... Oh and FYI Islam has only been around for less than 1,499 years... it was started around 650 CE...

[babylonbee.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2024:

Here he goes again with the stupid.... This is not a joke when a country tries to assassinate political leaders that is a violation of International law... But of course a Russian like you doesn't believe in laws or human decency either... We are looking forward to Russia's death from Dutch ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2024:

@puff I give Russia until the end of the year before it collapses... I might be off by 3 months because they are burning through their resources so fast it will likely be even sooner... They are already down to less than 10% of their artillery because about 30% has either rotted away or ammunition is no longer manufactured for it and about 50% of the NK ballistic missiles they bought are going off course and exploding... Also yesterday Ukraine just lost two more refineries one of them was hit by an American supplied ATACM missile...