[babylonbee.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2024:

Here he goes again with the stupid.... This is not a joke when a country tries to assassinate political leaders that is a violation of International law... But of course a Russian like you doesn't believe in laws or human decency either... We are looking forward to Russia's death from Dutch ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2024:

@puff Gaza has only been inhabited less than 3,000 years dumbshit...

[babylonbee.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2024:

Here he goes again with the stupid.... This is not a joke when a country tries to assassinate political leaders that is a violation of International law... But of course a Russian like you doesn't believe in laws or human decency either... We are looking forward to Russia's death from Dutch ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2024:

@puff Consensus of Russians and idiots like you who believe them... https://youtu.be/onNDvTsDzOI

[babylonbee.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2024:

Here he goes again with the stupid.... This is not a joke when a country tries to assassinate political leaders that is a violation of International law... But of course a Russian like you doesn't believe in laws or human decency either... We are looking forward to Russia's death from Dutch ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2024:

@puff Please quit smoking the meth you sound like the Russian troll who made the OP.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/5/9/2239785/-NBC-Russia-stokes-divisions-over-Gaza

Did Nazi this coming... Was it starvation or Mercury poisoning?... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on May 9, 2024:

And they don't know who this joker will draw more votes from. Because even though he volunteered this information, bizarre as it is, people will still vote for a guy with a dead worm in his brain. This is where we are. 🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2024:

@zeuser Polls are also showing that 30% of Republican voters will NOT vote for Trump if he is convicted. This is why he is trying desperately to delay his trails but New York is not allowing him and his lawyers are just making things even worse for him...

Did Nazi this coming... Was it starvation or Mercury poisoning?... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on May 9, 2024:

And they don't know who this joker will draw more votes from. Because even though he volunteered this information, bizarre as it is, people will still vote for a guy with a dead worm in his brain. This is where we are. 🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2024:

@zeuser Quinnipac just released their poll for Mich and say that Biden is beating Trump by 6 points now 50 to 44... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/5/9/2239829/-President-Biden-up-in-Wisconsin-50-to-44-in-Quinnipiac-poll

[babylonbee.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2024:

Here he goes again with the stupid.... This is not a joke when a country tries to assassinate political leaders that is a violation of International law... But of course a Russian like you doesn't believe in laws or human decency either... We are looking forward to Russia's death from Dutch ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2024:

@puff Hey stupid the Ukrainian constitution is what is stopping the election because of the war.... But of course your ignorance and arrogance doesn't allow for FACTS does it?... This article was place in the constitution BEFORE Zelenskyy was elected and FYI Russia is getting beaten like a Redheaded stepchild.... https://foreignpolicy.com/2023/11/17/ukraine-elections-war-russia-zelensky/

Did Nazi this coming... Was it starvation or Mercury poisoning?... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on May 9, 2024:

And they don't know who this joker will draw more votes from. Because even though he volunteered this information, bizarre as it is, people will still vote for a guy with a dead worm in his brain. This is where we are. 🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2024:

Actually he is drawing from Trump according to independent polls that the networks won't use because that would lower their ratings and advertising revenues...

The original republican position before they sold their collective souls

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2024:

I love presenting this quote to members of the so-called "party of Lincoln..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin And don't have the slightest idea what human decency is either...

Know thy enemy...

TomMcGiverin comments on May 9, 2024:

I've never met a Libertarian who was intellectually honest, not hypocritical, and also not emotionally immature and selfish, so I guess that includes all 24 types..

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2024:

Honestly I think they are all just too stupid and immature to realize they are nothing more than useful tools for the Koch family in their attempt to destroy this country...

Very British Problems It’s so much easier to say a boring fact about yourself than an ...

annewimsey500 comments on May 8, 2024:

I did more sanding on my damaged car fender and got 2 coats of primer on...now it's supposed to rain for 4 days and I have no garage.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 8, 2024:

@annewimsey500 Try one of these.... https://www.harborfreight.com/12-ft-x-20-ft-trucksuv-portable-garage-58741.html?utm_source=google=cpc=12144811130=12144811130=150898456247=150898456247=58741=523=1=EAIaIQobChMIv8OplMX_hQMV4pXCCB0FEADhEAQYASABEgLgl_D_BwE

Did Nazi this coming... Was it starvation or Mercury poisoning?... [dailykos.com]

racocn8 comments on May 8, 2024:

Probably, it died from loneliness... (but the mercury didn't help). Here's a challenge. At what year did RFK Jr. fall off the cliff?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 8, 2024:

Poor worm...

Very British Problems It’s so much easier to say a boring fact about yourself than an ...

backtobasics comments on May 8, 2024:

I fed my fish

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 8, 2024:

@glennlab I thought it was RFK jr....

Very British Problems It’s so much easier to say a boring fact about yourself than an ...

backtobasics comments on May 8, 2024:

I fed my fish

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 8, 2024:

Who did you feed them to?...

Very British Problems It’s so much easier to say a boring fact about yourself than an ...

annewimsey500 comments on May 8, 2024:

I did more sanding on my damaged car fender and got 2 coats of primer on...now it's supposed to rain for 4 days and I have no garage.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 8, 2024:

Why they invented tarps...

Very British Problems It’s so much easier to say a boring fact about yourself than an ...

pamagain comments on May 8, 2024:

Yesterday, I needed to sneeze just after putting a spoonful of curry into my mouth. Unable to stop it, I spit everything into my hand. Unfortunately, I was not alone.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 8, 2024:

Share and share alike?...

Surprise, surprise...

EricJones comments on May 8, 2024:

Didn't the kinks do a song about her a loooong time ago.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 8, 2024:

https://youtu.be/LemG0cvc4oU?si=gGettIu4lufPR8e8

Ash Williams rides again.

EricJones comments on May 8, 2024:

Good luck going up against the armored division.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 8, 2024:

I want to see him go over the handle bars after hitting a shell hole... Likely he will end up half the man he used to be...

There's a book coming out about trump and the people around him-it's called inherit the wind.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2024:

It's a ill wind that blows no good....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2024:

@Betty Wind proof matches problem solved just tie one to a small weight strike and throw...

I was watching the news and we had that abomination Rittenhouse here with some dude running for the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2024:

Fucking Texas... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J1bE5THXRE=WeirdWilbur-Topic

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2024:

@michelle666gar Nextdoor is noted for being far right wing conservative.... Everyone else feels unwelcome and leaves. Oh and did you hear the news?... Rittenhouse failed his AFQT with a score so low the military doesn't want him...

There's a book coming out about trump and the people around him-it's called inherit the wind.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2024:

It's a ill wind that blows no good....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2024:

@Betty Just a match would do that...

There's a book coming out about trump and the people around him-it's called inherit the wind.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2024:

It's a ill wind that blows no good....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2024:

@Betty Too fast and wasteful...

There's a book coming out about trump and the people around him-it's called inherit the wind.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2024:

It's a ill wind that blows no good....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2024:

@Betty Somebody toss him a match....

Abandon all hope, you who enter here. But see if you can get them to grate some parmesan for you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Rick-Rolling should be considered a felony......

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2024:

@zeuser It was fun annoying stupid people...

He should have been a motivational speaker... [twitter.com]

Castlepaloma comments on May 7, 2024:

Lizard of Ahaz Russia has more artillery than any other country. While U.S. doctrine emphasizes more accurate use of high explosives, Russian doctrine stresses massed firepower. This has been an aspect of Russian military doctrine for at least 300 years. Russia has invested heavily in artillery ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2024:

You mean HAD as in the past tense.... and only because of the old communist stock piles of which around 30% of the equipment was completely useless because it had rotted way... So far Ukraine has destroyed well over 12,000 pieces of Russian artillery, well over 7,000 tanks, and over 14,000 APVs and about a third of the Black Sea Fleet... Ukraine is not "dragging" women or children to the front Russia is just murdering them in their homes you Russian loving pile of shit...

I can't sleep again, I get like this when I have to wake up early for work 😞🙄🙄😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2024:

You are just lucky to get sleep....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2024:

@michelle666gar Bet you get a lot more than I do.... If I take 10mg of Melatonin I might get as much as 5 or 6 hours...

Looks like that bastard Bibi brain has stepped over the line so Biden put a hold on ammunition being...

Druvius comments on May 6, 2024:

Let's see, Biden is handing weapons as fast as he can to a mass murderer while doing everything in his power to prevent international justice (The so called rules of order Biden is always citing) from holding Israel accountable for its ongoing war crime in Gaza. And now he's pausing one shipment of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin And you don't think the corporate media isn't in the GOP's back pocket?.... They are pretty much all sucking Trump's dick for the ratings and the advertising dollars that come with it...

He should have been a motivational speaker... [twitter.com]

Castlepaloma comments on May 6, 2024:

Can't Imagine any worst motivational speech,everyone dies!!! I'm sure there was much more to it than that. Only 1% to 10% Russian soldiers will die, depending who we ask, yet nobody knows until after the war. Russian economy has grown faster than the G7, so it can fuel its war, unlike US mixed ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2024:

Considering that Russian causalities are nearly half a million now and they have lost so much equipment that once the lines are stabilized again withing the next nine months with the aid coming in to Ukraine Russia will have run out of the majority of its ability to make war I doubt seriously Russia will be winning anything but 2nd place in a two country war... According to the information I have they have less than 10% of their artillery left and less than 30% of tanks and APVs. They also lost another ship in their Black sea fleet and an SU-35. Now Russia is starting a campaign of sabotage in Europe which is starting to make a lot of people angry. Bad idea to piss into the wind when you are already slowly annihilating your own country. Oh and those figures are based on unverified claims made by Russia like the ones the last couple years that turned out to be bullshit.

Looks like that bastard Bibi brain has stepped over the line so Biden put a hold on ammunition being...

Druvius comments on May 6, 2024:

Let's see, Biden is handing weapons as fast as he can to a mass murderer while doing everything in his power to prevent international justice (The so called rules of order Biden is always citing) from holding Israel accountable for its ongoing war crime in Gaza. And now he's pausing one shipment of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin His information comes from antiwar dot com which is a far right-wing Libertarian operated disinformation site known for pushing Russian propaganda... Anyone who spreads than nonsense is at best a useful idiot...

Looks like that bastard Bibi brain has stepped over the line so Biden put a hold on ammunition being...

Druvius comments on May 6, 2024:

It's a nothingburger as I suspected. https://news.antiwar.com/2024/05/05/israeli-official-says-flow-of-us-weapons-is-uninterrupted-despite-report-of-ammunition-delay/

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@Druvius This is the next round of murder you will carry responsibility for with your ignorant arrogance... How many have to die before you admit you were wrong? https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/5/5/2239135/-Ukraine-Invasion-Day-803-reports-of-RU-sabotage-in-Czechia-UK-and-Germany

Looks like that bastard Bibi brain has stepped over the line so Biden put a hold on ammunition being...

Druvius comments on May 6, 2024:

It's a nothingburger as I suspected. https://news.antiwar.com/2024/05/05/israeli-official-says-flow-of-us-weapons-is-uninterrupted-despite-report-of-ammunition-delay/

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@Druvius No it most certainly is NOT, it is the far right-wing Libertarians spreading more Russian disinformation which if you would wake the fuck up instead of listening to them you might not continue making those around you think you are simple minded. Did you know that Iran is partnered with Russia in these wars?.... No because you listen to Putin instead of those fighting him and dying every day while he slaughters civilian populations conducting his genocidal wars of expansion. Every single person who believes his propaganda or disseminates it is just as guilty as Putin or his cannibalistic army that is doing the dirty work. How does it feel knowing you are as genocidal and carry as much of the responsibility as the raping, torturing, murderous Russian military?

The new south verses the old south, nothing has really changed except it is covered better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Actually it has gotten worse.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFBVAAzXjc=FRONTLINEPBS%7COfficial

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@Betty No problem everyone needs to look for signs of these guys and report them before they can kill.

The new south verses the old south, nothing has really changed except it is covered better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Actually it has gotten worse.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFBVAAzXjc=FRONTLINEPBS%7COfficial

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@Betty You found it... Looks like it was reloaded up to youtube though the link is different.

The new south verses the old south, nothing has really changed except it is covered better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Actually it has gotten worse.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFBVAAzXjc=FRONTLINEPBS%7COfficial

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@Betty About a year... I don't know if your government has blocked PBS there or not but if they haven't you might be able to see the documentary here... http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/

The new south verses the old south, nothing has really changed except it is covered better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Actually it has gotten worse.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFBVAAzXjc=FRONTLINEPBS%7COfficial

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@Betty "Documenting Hate: New American Nazis (full documentary) | FRONTLINE"

The new south verses the old south, nothing has really changed except it is covered better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Actually it has gotten worse.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFBVAAzXjc=FRONTLINEPBS%7COfficial

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@Betty Try a proxy server that should allow you to bypass the block...

Looks like that bastard Bibi brain has stepped over the line so Biden put a hold on ammunition being...

Druvius comments on May 6, 2024:

Let's see, Biden is handing weapons as fast as he can to a mass murderer while doing everything in his power to prevent international justice (The so called rules of order Biden is always citing) from holding Israel accountable for its ongoing war crime in Gaza. And now he's pausing one shipment of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin He gets his bullshit news from the Libertarian party far rightwing and is too stupid to realize he is getting Trumpanzee nonsense...

The new south verses the old south, nothing has really changed except it is covered better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Actually it has gotten worse.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFBVAAzXjc=FRONTLINEPBS%7COfficial

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@anglophone https:// youtu.be/ -XFBVAAzXjc

In 2018, Donald Trump rejected the idea of visiting the American cemetery near Paris because he ...

silverotter11 comments on May 6, 2024:

Here's the thing with trump, there is no filter, social or otherwise. Some people find this attractive, think similar thoughts but would never say them or simply just think there is only one political party and woulda voted for a bag of shit instead of Hillary or Biden. Which is exactly what they ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

Not having a filter can be attractive in those with a good moral compass.... But the Orange Turd is a vile and immoral creature.

Looks like that bastard Bibi brain has stepped over the line so Biden put a hold on ammunition being...

Druvius comments on May 6, 2024:

It's a nothingburger as I suspected. https://news.antiwar.com/2024/05/05/israeli-official-says-flow-of-us-weapons-is-uninterrupted-despite-report-of-ammunition-delay/

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

You always get misinformation from the Trumpanzees or haven't you learned that yet?... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antiwar.com

The new south verses the old south, nothing has really changed except it is covered better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Actually it has gotten worse.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFBVAAzXjc=FRONTLINEPBS%7COfficial

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@anglophone You might want to inform him that the blocking of the link I gave you was to a PBS documentary that is very detailed on the growth and tactics being used by these organizations that could help people identify activity that could be reported to security forces.

The new south verses the old south, nothing has really changed except it is covered better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Actually it has gotten worse.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFBVAAzXjc=FRONTLINEPBS%7COfficial

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@anglophone All that does is make it easier to operate there... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far-right_terrorism_in_Australia

The new south verses the old south, nothing has really changed except it is covered better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Actually it has gotten worse.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFBVAAzXjc=FRONTLINEPBS%7COfficial

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@anglophone I guess your government doesn't want you to know that there are terrorist organizations that can destroy your freedom running loose in the world...

Abandon all hope, you who enter here. But see if you can get them to grate some parmesan for you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Rick-Rolling should be considered a felony......

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@zeuser I would create20 to 30 new email accounts each week for Yahoo and just send the messages for those accounts to the 15 to 20 outside email accounts I kept... It also had the effect at that time of allowing me to get the IP addresses for the Yahoo answers messages from people who were sending me threats....

Abandon all hope, you who enter here. But see if you can get them to grate some parmesan for you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Rick-Rolling should be considered a felony......

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@zeuser Its all good even if they killed off a lot of my accounts... It got to the point where I was infamous for having several spares people could friend so they didn't lose track of me. One day alone I lost 12 accounts.

Abandon all hope, you who enter here. But see if you can get them to grate some parmesan for you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Rick-Rolling should be considered a felony......

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@zeuser Not nice to do that to someone with PTSD I had flashbacks to the old Yahoo Answers days...

The best laid plans of mice and men?

pamagain comments on May 6, 2024:

It might get them some dates, though.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

First dates but I doubt any seconds...

The best laid plans of mice and men?

glennlab comments on May 6, 2024:

How could the nine of them find it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

With a lot of help and a magic marker?...

The best laid plans of mice and men?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Amazingly they still couldn't find it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@Betty Have to charge these dumb bastards by the hour in advance and they are so stupid 10 years down the line they would still be unable to find it...

He should have been a motivational speaker... [twitter.com]

TomMcGiverin comments on May 5, 2024:

They have no choice. Russia has a military draft and evading it would likely be a very long prison sentence or death, so Putin will continue the war no matter how high the losses, since he doesn't need patriotic cannon fodder to fight it, unlike here in the US, where we use a combination of economic...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin Medals do jack shit for a dead man...

You can guess who!

michelle666gar comments on May 5, 2024:

His daughter says differently! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@michelle666gar No apologies or fucks given...

You can guess who!

michelle666gar comments on May 5, 2024:

His daughter says differently! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@michelle666gar Everyone else was thinking it I was just the only one here with the balls to say it....

You can guess who!

michelle666gar comments on May 5, 2024:

His daughter says differently! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@michelle666gar I heard they were having sex for years and he never did manage to pop her cherry...

You can guess who!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2024:

Poor shark is gonna starve....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

@glennlab I have "chokes to death on a happy meal toy..."

He should have been a motivational speaker... [twitter.com]

TomMcGiverin comments on May 5, 2024:

They have no choice. Russia has a military draft and evading it would likely be a very long prison sentence or death, so Putin will continue the war no matter how high the losses, since he doesn't need patriotic cannon fodder to fight it, unlike here in the US, where we use a combination of economic...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2024:

One of them did he was a Sargent.... He shot and killed six of his officers and took off... The Russians are pretty sure he is headed for Ukraine to volunteer to fight against Russia...

Tell me you're a ...........

annewimsey500 comments on May 2, 2024:

For a good time, call!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

@TomMcGiverin I have the same feelings about Rednecks and do get along fine with them as long as they stay out of effective rifle range...

You can guess who!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2024:

Poor shark is gonna starve....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

@backtobasics From what the women are saying it ain't that big...

[youtube.com] Pat Boone - Speedy Gonzalez

michelle666gar comments on May 5, 2024:

I never heard this before! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

Stopped making them in the early 70s' I think because they were worried about stereotyping issues...

Always happens when you have just one more thing to get, and then there's a blockade surrounding ...

EricJones comments on May 4, 2024:

And the stores are making the aisles narrower to make room for more shelving to sell more stuff. Just try to find a bank branch to take the check in to deposit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

I deposit mine at Ally.com an online bank and never have an issue. I have also noticed the money clears much faster than a brick and mortar bank as well as getting 4.20% interest on savings and .1% on checking with no minimum balance and free checks....

It's Friday!!!! 🎉🎊🍻🍻🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2024:

"Listen up Sharon, I am not trying to be attractive, I am trying to get drunk enough to find you attractive..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar Lucky you...

It's Friday!!!! 🎉🎊🍻🍻🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2024:

"Listen up Sharon, I am not trying to be attractive, I am trying to get drunk enough to find you attractive..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar I have a neighbor who used to think that was the best beer in the world. The poor guy never drank anything else until he helped me putting some concrete out front one day and I gave him some Sam Adams. You should have seen how his face lit up.

It's Friday!!!! 🎉🎊🍻🍻🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2024:

"Listen up Sharon, I am not trying to be attractive, I am trying to get drunk enough to find you attractive..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar That is NOT a lager... I don't care what the label says. I had some once and it almost made me swear off beer...

It's Friday!!!! 🎉🎊🍻🍻🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2024:

"Listen up Sharon, I am not trying to be attractive, I am trying to get drunk enough to find you attractive..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar They call those beers "pilsner beers" but they just misspelled piss-n-her if you ask me... Kind of like non-fat milk it tastes like water someone spit in...

It's Friday!!!! 🎉🎊🍻🍻🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2024:

"Listen up Sharon, I am not trying to be attractive, I am trying to get drunk enough to find you attractive..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar Poor girl that stuff is only one step up from Budweiser...

Think I'm going to watch the Bon Jovi Documentary, he was soooo hot in the 80's and still is, don't ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2024:

Too late Toto....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar Even better...

Think I'm going to watch the Bon Jovi Documentary, he was soooo hot in the 80's and still is, don't ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2024:

Too late Toto....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar A bucket of water does the trick...

It's Friday!!!! 🎉🎊🍻🍻🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2024:

"Listen up Sharon, I am not trying to be attractive, I am trying to get drunk enough to find you attractive..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar Can't drink that pisswater beer I like either Foster's Lager or Samuel Adams...

Think I'm going to watch the Bon Jovi Documentary, he was soooo hot in the 80's and still is, don't ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2024:

Too late Toto....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar As soon as that witch spotted him she was sighting in on the poor little guy.... He will never see Kansas again.

It's Friday!!!! 🎉🎊🍻🍻🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2024:

"Listen up Sharon, I am not trying to be attractive, I am trying to get drunk enough to find you attractive..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar drinking cost way too much for me to try to get drunk so I just stick with the things I like the taste of and only have a drink once in a while anymore...

It's Friday!!!! 🎉🎊🍻🍻🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2024:

"Listen up Sharon, I am not trying to be attractive, I am trying to get drunk enough to find you attractive..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar First and last time I threw up from drinking I was 17 years old.... I drank a fifth of vodka and chased it with several beers.... I was hung over for three days after that...

It's Friday!!!! 🎉🎊🍻🍻🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2024:

"Listen up Sharon, I am not trying to be attractive, I am trying to get drunk enough to find you attractive..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar There is your problem in its entirety.... You are a light weight who can't get drunk enough...

It's Friday!!!! 🎉🎊🍻🍻🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2024:

"Listen up Sharon, I am not trying to be attractive, I am trying to get drunk enough to find you attractive..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar Going to need to either increase the dosage or switch to 190 Everclear...

It's Friday!!!! 🎉🎊🍻🍻🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2024:

"Listen up Sharon, I am not trying to be attractive, I am trying to get drunk enough to find you attractive..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar Try a glass bottle.... When you look at things through one of those it seems to help...

Just when you thought the IQs of MAGA couldn't drop any lower..... The Idiocracy is upon us…

Betty comments on May 3, 2024:

If this is real then intelligence in the States has gone down the drain.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 4, 2024:

@Betty They don't shit in the streets like the people in India do....

"This is for proud liberal/progressive Agnostic/Atheist Democrats who love politics, humor and an ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2024:

Trump is not only losing his control of the Republican party but losing votes to JFKjr as well and is going to lose the election as well as being in prison. The only thing we have to worry about is his diaper wearing supporters rioting when this happens and I am ready for that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 4, 2024:

@CliffordCook The old establishment news services tell you that to keep you upset so you keep watching. This gives them more advertising revenues...

"This is for proud liberal/progressive Agnostic/Atheist Democrats who love politics, humor and an ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2024:

Trump is not only losing his control of the Republican party but losing votes to JFKjr as well and is going to lose the election as well as being in prison. The only thing we have to worry about is his diaper wearing supporters rioting when this happens and I am ready for that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2024:

@anglophone I have a crossbow that will punch a hole through those cheesy plywood shields the Nazis carry without even waving bye bye....

Just when you thought the IQs of MAGA couldn't drop any lower..... The Idiocracy is upon us…

EricJones comments on May 3, 2024:

Wearing diapers over denims proves your an idiot. Diapers go on the inside to catch everything, otherwise you just shit your pants.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2024:

Like I said.... morons the lot of them...

Just when you thought the IQs of MAGA couldn't drop any lower..... The Idiocracy is upon us…

Betty comments on May 3, 2024:

If this is real then intelligence in the States has gone down the drain.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2024:

@Betty Intelligent....

Tell me you're a ...........

annewimsey500 comments on May 2, 2024:

For a good time, call!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2024:

@michelle666gar, @PaddyO https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BR549

Just when you thought the IQs of MAGA couldn't drop any lower..... The Idiocracy is upon us…

Betty comments on May 3, 2024:

If this is real then intelligence in the States has gone down the drain.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2024:

It's real.... You can't make shit like this up. This is why I still think at times I was kidnapped as a child by an exceptionally retarded alien species...

Hillary's last laugh

Diogenes comments on May 3, 2024:

Would that be about the same size as his brain?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2024:

Compared to his brain it is yuge....

VonShitzInPants

EricJones comments on May 2, 2024:

trump's hawking depends now too??? What's next-gas masks?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2024:

@Diogenes Smack him on the head and bury him?....

MUGA it is then...

EricJones comments on May 3, 2024:

trump must be livid given that he wants all aid to Ukraine cut off yesterday.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2024:

https://ukrainematters.shop/

MUGA it is then...

EricJones comments on May 3, 2024:

trump must be livid given that he wants all aid to Ukraine cut off yesterday.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2024:

Poor babies... If you want a link to a store that benefits Ukraine when you buy these hats let me know and I will be happy to post it...

here we go again !?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2024:

According to Trump 17 X 6 = 112..... It is actually 102 and any idiot can solve that problem in their head in less than 15 seconds....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2024:

@puff Please just keep your stupidity to yourself...

here we go again !?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2024:

According to Trump 17 X 6 = 112..... It is actually 102 and any idiot can solve that problem in their head in less than 15 seconds....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2024:

@puff Red=ad the first sentence of the second paragraph you idiot.... Vaccines are not curatives which you keep demanding they have to be to be considered a vaccine. As for "herd immunity" have you ever seen the figures ranchers have to face in economic losses? This is why so many of them vaccinate their livestock when possible or stupidly feed them a constant supply of antibiotics which only makes them ineffective for both animals and humans. https://www.farmanddairy.com/columns/herd-immunity-comes-at-a-cost/622015.html

easy now, one at a time

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2024:

Nor does "doing shots..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2024:

@Betty Directly to the point isn't it?...

here we go again !?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2024:

According to Trump 17 X 6 = 112..... It is actually 102 and any idiot can solve that problem in their head in less than 15 seconds....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2024:

@puff Damn that was so stupid it made you sound like a MAGA Republicunt... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccine

here we go again !?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2024:

According to Trump 17 X 6 = 112..... It is actually 102 and any idiot can solve that problem in their head in less than 15 seconds....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2024:

@puff Scientific illiterates keep spewing that nonsense while their brains rotted during COVID.... Which by the way thanks to the anti-vax COVID is still a problem...

VonShitzInPants

EricJones comments on May 2, 2024:

trump's hawking depends now too??? What's next-gas masks?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2024:

How did you guess?...

Here is a cat for you, Lizard_of_Ahaz [facebook.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2024:

I would rather have a pair of these... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savannah_cat

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2024:

@Betty Hopefully not for a very long time as my cats are healthy and happy. They are like my children except I can always trust them...

Bubble Tea translation.

michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2024:

Those balls are pretty tasty! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2024:

@michelle666gar Video isn't linked correctly...

Bubble Tea translation.

michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2024:

Those balls are pretty tasty! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2024:

@michelle666gar Like sucking a golf ball through a garden hose? You know a guy probably invented all this so you gals could advertise right?...

Here is a cat for you, Lizard_of_Ahaz [facebook.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2024:

I would rather have a pair of these... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savannah_cat

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2024:

@Betty Then one day their instincts take over and you end up in their bellies... Savannah cats are far different and will follow you from room to room as well as cuddle and are legal in the state of California. Plus they don't eat you for triggering their instincts. Try keeping a lion as a house pet.

Here is a cat for you, Lizard_of_Ahaz [facebook.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2024:

I would rather have a pair of these... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savannah_cat

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2024:

@Betty Too expensive to feed and they aren't legal to own... rightly as they need a pride to be happy but Savannah cats are different bonding to people while big cats are less inclined to do so. If I had several thousand acres I could create a habitat for them on it would be a different matter entirely.

Bubble Tea translation.

michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2024:

Those balls are pretty tasty! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2024:

@michelle666gar Nope I am not interested in swallowing balls thank you...

Bubble Tea translation.

michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2024:

Those balls are pretty tasty! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2024:

Ahhh a woman of experience...

I had to search for more memes!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2024:

And people call me scary...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2024:

@Betty The only ones attacking innocent civilians in this war are the fucking Orcs... They even used cluster munitions against civilian infrastructure in Odessa... Against military targets is legal under the laws of war what Russia does is terrorism pure and simple... If I had the resources I wouldn't hesitate to destroy all Russian military targets and I include their Orthodox churches in the list as they use them to target civilian and military in regions they are based. Dead is dead and there is no "good way" to die so if you don't want to die sooner then don't start a war of aggression.

I had to search for more memes!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2024:

And people call me scary...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2024:

@Betty I hope the Ukrainian Embassy forwards my suggestions to their military for use against the Orcs.... It ought to be fun seeing the damage their long range drones do on the refineries in Russia when they use homemade cluster munitions based on thermite... That would start so many fires everything would burn to the ground before the Russians could even contain the fires. Should be great for use on large munitions storage depots and arms factories as well... and just think of the fun on Russian air fields or ports.

I had to search for more memes!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2024:

And people call me scary...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2024:

@Betty As scary as that last meme?...

God dies when ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 30, 2024:

All gods die when faith ends and reason begins.... No links on Google for that one should I get it copyrighted?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 1, 2024:

@Drank_Spear Looking in the mirror of life again are you?...