That's how it works

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Looks like it will be getting her a disbarment as well...

Us boomers sort of lucked out too, though. If that's what you want to call it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2024:

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4728ea31-cd5c-4077-a465-b17169fdf862

Available on TEMU

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Paint em gold, put Trump's name on them and sell them on Ebay for 500.00 each...

so thats where they are

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Sometimes it is hard to tell one piece of shit from another...

Texas proud here; fuck your DEI programs

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2024:

Neighbors of yours?...

One thing about us Aussies, we produce good journalists.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2024:

In Australia all you have is hack writers that would be at home on one of the fake news outfits like Fox... Biden is ending Netanyahu's rein of terror.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/18/2230191/-Israeli-Banks-Comply-with-Biden-Anti-Settler-Sanctions-Smotrich-and-Ben-Givr-Flip-Out?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

People are people [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2024:

Fuck these liars.... Maybe if you knew the facts instead of this fucked up propaganda you would realize that Putin is committing genocide and plans to commit a lot more in the future... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/16/2229761/-So-very-disgusted-every-day-by-Congress-failing-to-aid-Ukraine

Consider the possibility

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2024:

She needs to lay off the testosterone....

I get the hint here

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2024:

Why is it that every time someone ends up with "god speaking to them" they end up murdering people?...

Spring has arrived. Oops! 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2024:

In Southern California... Spring is in the air.... Aww fuck that is just rain again...

Report it immediately. I'll take action.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2024:

Please tell me about your religious beliefs I can always use a good laugh...

He doesn't know whether to laugh or cry, does he? 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2024:

I bet her husband is thrilled...

They have no clue! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2024:

I am surprised there isn't a pair of plastic testicles on the back to make up for the pair he obviously doesn't have...

I don't like a flat soda for sure

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 17, 2024:

Anything more than a handful or mouthful just goes to waist anyway....

Red Hats

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 17, 2024:

Depends, does "knocking it off" involve something like a baseball bat?....

He must be a good debater in HS

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 15, 2024:

A master debater...

Peter, don't give in so easily

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 14, 2024:

Peter needs to ask for dessert first......

It had been Stan's dream

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 14, 2024:

From the noise or the smell?...

Can you believe it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 14, 2024:

Jamie Farr.... Remember that in real life he did serve in the military... Army if I recall correctly.

I can't believe that a billionaire is begging more than a homeless guy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2024:

On the 26th of this month he might just be another homeless guy.... He barely got someone to post the 91 million dollar bond just two days before collections could start and now they are saying E Jean Carroll can sue him again.... Plus he still has to come up with another half a billion to cover the fraud case.

You're spending too much on pharmaceuticals

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2024:

No different than maggots are....

Are all these maga people that stupid? Oh wait…never mind. Resistence is futile! [x.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2024:

I always thought people who consider themselves human are idiots anyway....

Outstanding!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2024:

No he is outlaying...

This time change sucks!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 12, 2024:

How to ruin the local Klan outing....

Bobo is out fund raising in her new district, one voter at a time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 12, 2024:

Sucks to be her... Pun intended.

Kenneth Copeland gives me the creeps, but I laughed at this! [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2024:

Trying to look cool but being a fool...

What a good idea.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2024:

They actually have these in Ukraine...

Monday, ugh!!!! I want to sleep more!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2024:

Donnie is that your next scam?...

Too bad this isn't part true! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2024:

He is getting sued again in Delaware because he is trying to defraud investors in his scam corporation there that is supposed to buy out his failing truth social...

I am manipulated I think

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2024:

Save anyone a trip to the dairy isle in the local grocery store....

Oh brother!!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2024:

Anyone carrying a firearm around like that here would get themselves arrested fast and the last asshole who tried that carrying an assault rifle found himself knocked down and held by customers in one of the local bars until the cops showed up to haul his dumbass off...

Become a storm trooper and join the empire [washingtonexaminer.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2024:

By the way dumbass Australia has the same policy... and the Washington Examiner is a rag owned by a very wealthy White supremacist conservative...

Become a storm trooper and join the empire [washingtonexaminer.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2024:

It has been a tradition that military service gives a person a path to citizenship.... Until Trump that is who deported many of these men and women breaking the promises made to them. Trump was a draft dodger who has always considered people who serve their country as "suckers". FYI a lot of those honorably discharged veterans who the Fat Bastard deported had distinguished themselves in the service and no small number were citizens already and illegally deported left living on the streets of countries they hadn't lived in since they were small children and never had learned the language... https://www.texastribune.org/2020/09/23/deported-texas-veteran-us-citizen/ https://globalmigration.ucdavis.edu/deportation-military-veterans https://thehill.com/policy/defense/4300304-duckworth-legislation-deportation-mental-health-immigrant-veterans/ https://abc7news.com/deported-veterans-us-military-aclu-california/1417064/ https://www.wbez.org/stories/report-us-agencies-didnt-follow-policies-to-assist-immigrant-soldiers/8a0c7748-0d8c-4177-afc0-1e2a059e6880 You must really love looking stupid because you work so hard at it...

More than just him

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2024:

He was born with that hamster dead...

Disney watered it down for kids

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2024:

Religious nutjob: Just ask Jesus he has all the answers... Me: I am not asking him for links to midget porn...

Not in some 3rd world country

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2024:

Some parts of this country are third world countries... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/6/2227901/-War-on-Women-NC-Nominee-Robinson-Wants-to-Take-Away-Women-s-Right-to-Vote?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

You can run but you can't....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2024:

Is a bear Catholic and does the pope shit in the woods?...

I think some confusion here

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2024:

Someone all us guys would like to meet...

Says it all [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2024:

Poor guy can't fart...

Morning Motherfuckers or Shit heads, whichever you prefer! 😂😂😂😂 Hope you all have a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2024:

Damn I hate smell dreck...

Relax, TSA probably confiscated the knives prior to boarding. Probably.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2024:

It is in the Navy...

What a stressful week!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 8, 2024:

Me and Bigfoot we be pals...

What did he expect for $2.00.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 8, 2024:

Buttering up the customers?...

Jesus will hang with you

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 8, 2024:

For the woman who calls you god during sex...

Never imagined I'd thank MTG but . . . .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 8, 2024:

Everyone else is looking like... "Seriously? Why did I have to sit next to this stupid loudmouthed bitch?..."

well, as someone once famously said "I really don't care."

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2024:

With luck Trump will have murdered her and get caught for it....

I think my best mate is having an affair with my wife. He's been miserable lately.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2024:

That'll do it alright...

A man is a man. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2024:

I can imagine that APB when they check the cameras and figure out what she rolled...

A totally fair request

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2024:

I just pay mine and my credit score is already at about 820...

Just a reminder to the MAGA-its

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2024:

Wonder woman was also an "illegal immigrant" as was Aquaman's mother... and that is just the DC comics...

Can't sleep, so here's some memes! 😴😴😴

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2024:

Florida is the same as Texas...

She's not wasting time!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2024:

Single and broke... Back to the world of prostitution...

All heroes don't wear capes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2024:

At least he isn't sitting in a calling center scamming people...

They were never in the same picture together, either.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 6, 2024:

Crab Louie I sent that to my granddaughter...

He installed it as it said

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 6, 2024:

When life reflects art....

Traffic safety is very important

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 6, 2024:

That is going to do more than slow down traffic....

Not seen much these days

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 6, 2024:

He has a prescription for those....

The "good old days".

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 6, 2024:

I remember that 300 pound monstrosity that took almost a minute to warm up that was considered "state of the art" sitting in the living room...

The weatherperson says we have even more rain coming tomorrow to an already drenched LA, where I ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 5, 2024:

Time to put the valuables into storage so you can claim them on the insurance settlement...

It's about a loving shark, not a killer shark

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 5, 2024:

"It's a whale of a good time..." Siskel and Ebert.

Damn, so that was the reason

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 5, 2024:

Or blood pressure...

Don't miss the beginning, don't tell the end.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2024:

Hopefully he goes to prison and she has her citizenship revoked then gets deported...

Of course!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2024:

At that exchange rate?... He would already need well over half a trillion of them to pay his judgments...

Inoffensive pancake syrup.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2024:

Marrion Morrison (AKA John Wayne) was a racist draft dodging piece of shit and of course a Republican...

Admin, can we please have a face plant/ slap emoji please?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 3, 2024:

Yes it would be good for many of your posts and comments...

I have found the definition

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 3, 2024:

And buys Trump debit cards for a thousand dollars expecting to get a million back...

I don't get it as if it's a derogatory word! 🙄🙄😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 3, 2024:

Teacher: Use the word "woke" in a sentence... Timmy: Republicans don't like people whose brains are "woke" because they can deal with the real world...

Had someone special come visit me for the past two weeks! Hope you're having a good evening!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 2, 2024:

How much did that cost you?....

My name is Chuck.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 2, 2024:

LMAO... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjcVJsHF3Cw=MovieParticle

Hormones are high, but men must resist.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 2, 2024:

By then she will be known as "Stormy Daniels"

I am gonna vote for him

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 2, 2024:

Hell yes ... "Will trade Racists for refugees..."

You picked the wrong cat to pull this on, Erwin.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 1, 2024:

Now I am going to have to make that sign for the local bookstore...

I had a dream....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 1, 2024:

That looks like a real scream...

She is smart

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 1, 2024:

Boo bees...

Even tabloid news did not cover

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 1, 2024:

Actually I heard she uses a large truck and drops a lot of the load off at homeless encampments on the way home...

A little known thing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 1, 2024:

Barfvis...

Humor was dark and cruel

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 1, 2024:

Sounds like a day in the life of the Russian army....

True or not?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 29, 2024:

Perfect description... And the picture looks like a fat stupid penguin... Duh, duh, duh, duh,duh, duh, duh, duh Fatmannnnn....

Happy chef, happy customers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 29, 2024:

Forgot to turn the judge into a braying jackass...

Get your copy before it gets the Nobel.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 29, 2024:

He rhymes "uh" with "duh..."

For the sensitive types. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 29, 2024:

I spend half my day responding to these reports.... It brings such joy to my life...

Since it's about time to hit the sack for me, here's a quick sentiment.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 29, 2024:

Naked on my stomach so they can kiss my ass...

Surge pricing like Uber's. Coming everywhere. But apparently Wendy's retracted today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 28, 2024:

Wendy's is a forced birther company anyway and Uber sucks as well...

Plus, I heard the barre was passe.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 28, 2024:

Shit always floats unless you weight it down...

I had to lift this one, given where I live. (many adult bookstores and Las Vegas "Fruit Loop")

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 28, 2024:

And well done after all there is no sense in making customers ill...

Women never believe men

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 28, 2024:

At the local morgue....

Johnny knows happiness

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 27, 2024:

A DUI, Johnny has a DUI....

Yeah, but it's laughing WITH you, not AT you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 27, 2024:

Not just any tick...

As you can see

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 27, 2024:

MAGA thinks that the world would be a better place if instead of government you just prayed for everything you need... like their food stamps and welfare...

From Alabama

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 27, 2024:

In Alabama that would be a toothless Karen wearing a Trump hat and carrying a bible...

Very British Problems A Brit will tell you their house has been flooded, their car has been ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 27, 2024:

Sounds like a good attitude to live your life by...

For all you Bugs Bunny fans

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 27, 2024:

Just a little farther kitty and that sword is all yours...

Trump Family Seizes Control of Republican National Committee At the insistence of the Republican ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 27, 2024:

Well at last report the RNC had only 8 million in the bank and major donors are not throwing money at them anymore because of Trump... No return on investment... Talk is of a new anti-Trump wing of the party organizing that is receiving more financial support that the MAGA infested RNC... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/2/26/2225764/--Anti-CPAC-summit-draws-conservatives-together-with-common-goal-Stopping-Trump

He has a bad quality - honesty

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 26, 2024:

Glad somebody saw my sign....

You just can't help some people.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 26, 2024:

She was bullheaded...

Sign from God

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 26, 2024:

https://trumpdebtcounter.com/

This trips up a lot of people.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 26, 2024:

Does that lion have a bad comb over?....

I'm not stopping for gas!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 25, 2024:

Can you even imagine having that name?... I wonder what kind of woman marries a "Pecker"...

Fair enough. 😆😆😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 25, 2024:

Somebody sounds butthurt...

It's already Sunday! Hope you all have a wonderful day!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 25, 2024:

Reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking.... Something I would rather forget...