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Jun 29, 2019Jun 2019

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Why is it people can't do simple math?... For most of the people in this country between getting full dental and vision care along with no copays they would pay less for Medicare for all than their company health insurance which often covers nothing ...

Jun 29, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Trumpanzee science....

Jun 29, 2019Jun 2019

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Now I lay me down to nap, I pray the dog doesn't crap...

Jun 29, 2019Jun 2019

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Because thinking is sooooo hard...

Jun 29, 2019Jun 2019

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Ramen to this...

Jun 29, 2019Jun 2019

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More Starwars memories....

Jun 29, 2019Jun 2019

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Remembering Starwars....

Jun 29, 2019Jun 2019

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Now we see just how bad of taste is encouraged here....

Jun 29, 2019Jun 2019

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Damn.... I was hoping...

Jun 29, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Goodbye mister "Master Race" Republican....

Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 28, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

I have good reason to be preferring the company of my cats... They accept me for who I am instead of what others say about me. They love me for myself and not just because I feed them. They don't abuse my trust and care about me even to the point of ...

Jun 28, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

If accounts on Twitter were forced to have truly descriptive names and avatars....

General & Hellos

Jun 27, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

When you want to take your relationship to the next level....

General & Hellos

Jun 27, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

"To correct and serve..."

Jun 26, 2019Jun 2019

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Just a friendly warning...

Jun 26, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

About sums up a Trump Biden match now doesn't it?...

Jun 26, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Trump approves new campaign signs...

Jun 26, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

In the words of the prophets Bill and Ted.... EXCELLENT..."

Jun 25, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

So once again Jabba the slut has been accused of rape and is trying to say "she isn't his type" News flash Jabba rape is NOT a crime of lust it is an assault on a person intended to destroy them emotionally and gain power over the victim....

Jun 23, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

The new Whitehouse communications directer has been chosen....

Jun 23, 2019Jun 2019

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Sounds about right to me...

Jun 22, 2019Jun 2019

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Ran across this today...

Trumpanzees & Morons

Jun 18, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

That is him.... Ole Lover Boy...

Jun 18, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

LMAO.... Alex Jones sent child porn to the lawyers suing him.... Tries to say he was set up...

Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 17, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Geeze these stupid "reality TV shows" tell me we need to spray this country with moron repellent so the dumbasses all leave....

Love & Relationships

Jun 16, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Have you ever wondered why social media is so popular and "friends" are so much easier to make online?...

General & Hellos

Jun 13, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Only 20 years?... So he gets out in 10 at most or ends up appealing and getting a lighter sentence and still has those billions?... Fuck that under RICO he needs to have his assets confiscated like they do if you are busted selling pot... ...

Jun 12, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Here is a nice thought....

Community Senate

Jun 11, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

I have noticed that the emails being sent to members often suggesting members people might be interested are filled with "zombie" accounts that have been inactive a year or more. Maybe if someone can find a way to filter those from being sent out in...

Jun 11, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

I refuse to watch this one...

Jun 10, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Well there goes the neighborhood...

Jun 10, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Well it is now 1:38 AM and I am starting the day of my 3 month anniversary on this site and big surprise I just made level 7! Thank you all for your help in getting me here...

Jun 10, 2019Jun 2019

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Jun 10, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Thanks a lot Trump for bringing back the Nazis...

General & Hellos

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Response to Trump's threats to Mexico by a real president who has class....

General & Hellos

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Imagine how "patriotic" you have to be to cut off child support if your kid joins the military.... After being a 5 time draft dodger...

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the Republicans in congress....

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Horse back people....

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Sounds like me...

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

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Happy Sinday...

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

I hear Randy Quade is planning on moving to Texas and becoming a plumber....

Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Has anyone here considered the irony of

conservatives on a site like this that uses a socialist model?... I mean honestly I would think they would have more conviction in their beliefs and hang out somewhere more capitalist....

Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Another one for the ladies...

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Breaking News....

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

It's evolution baby...

Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

"Think of it as evolution in action..."

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Points needed: in 48 hours I will have been on this site for 3 months and I need 1,100 points to make level 7 so I am whoring for points.... All donations welcome...

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Last seen fleeing Florida...

General & Hellos

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Question for the guys.... What is the cheesiest pick up line you ever used on a woman that actually worked?...

General & Hellos

Jun 7, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

I see a lot of people here asking "how can you own a church?" as if nobody can do so.... Yes you can and legally fleece the Sheeple without even paying taxes... Yes this is legal and people do it all the time...

Jun 5, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Trump visits the UK...

Jun 5, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?... According to the article in the link his tax scam increased the amount paid by the middle class by billions...

Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 5, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

A question for the ladies...

What is the funniest/most pathetic "compliment"/pick up line you ever received from a guy?...

General & Hellos

Jun 5, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

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Jun 5, 2019Jun 2019

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Jun 5, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Damn Trump for cutting his pay.... Now he has to moonlight...

Jun 5, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

I posted this on Facebook and all I got was a lousy 30 vacation....

Jun 5, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

The joys of visiting your friend in the hospital...

Jun 5, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Why am I wanting to watch a Disney movie right now?

General & Hellos

Jun 4, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

"I find it amazing that any non-believer could even consider putting his neck in a noose by supporting Christian theocracy.... It has to be the stupidest way I can think of to commit suicide...." Lizard of Ahaz

Jun 4, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Sounds just like him...

Jun 4, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Yep that is Mitch the Turtle all right...

Jun 3, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Trump finally picked his 2020 campaign song...

Jun 3, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Trump finally picked his campaign song for 2020...

General & Hellos

Jun 3, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Looks like Trump has a new campaign song for his 2020 run...

Jun 2, 2019Jun 2019

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Jun 2, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Oops I sharted again....

Jun 1, 2019Jun 2019

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Who is on first....

Jun 1, 2019Jun 2019

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Random dick pick....

Jun 1, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

When life gives you frogs .... have frog legs for dinner....

Jun 1, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

If I haven't offended you yet hang in there I will get to you sooner or later...

May 31, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

And now a word from our sponsor...

May 31, 2019May 2019

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Sometimes the old ways work best...

May 31, 2019May 2019

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May 31, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Works for me...

Silly, Random & Fun

May 30, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Post your favorite offensive meme(s) the winners get their posts removed by an overly sensitive admin....

General & Hellos

May 29, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

What is your favorite junk food?...

General & Hellos

May 29, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

What is the meanest practical joke you ever played on someone?... Me?... I sent 20 large pizzas to someone who owed me a lot of money one night when I knew he was having a big family party...

Silly, Random & Fun

May 28, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

I love this song...

Philosophy & Meaning

May 25, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Have you ever noticed that most people have some sort of religion

Even if it has nothing to do with believing in a god?... Think about it practically from an outsiders view and what is religion?... Mostly it is absolute and unquestioning belief in something even when evidence says it is full of shit... Some people are anti-vaxxers and even though their reasoning has no basis in fact they cling to their fictional belief even when faced with hard evidence they are wrong... Atheists who are stanch Republicans religiously believe that their support of far ...

General & Hellos

May 24, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

POLLAm I going to hell for liking pineapple on my pizza?...

10 votes Hell no
3 votes Does hell even exist?
2 votes Da fuck you talking about
0 votes Damnfino
2 votes Which hell?
3 votes Of course

General & Hellos

May 23, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Once again the DNC is working against their own voters to push Wall Street Joe on us. I find it funny that they can't seem to learn from the mistakes they made with Hillary in 2016.

May 23, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Since the people in this group don't like Trump I was thinking you wouldn't mind a chance to annoy his supporters.... There is a pro-Trump group on Facedbook that was too stupid to close their poll on supporting Trump.... When I voted Trump was ...

May 19, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Man talk about stupid I just was on Assbook in a Anti-Trump group and it seems like all that are in it are foreign nationals and morons who think that they don't need independent votes to beat Trump.... One of them was a high school dropout Belly ...

May 19, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

John Oliver on the Green New Deal...

May 19, 2019May 2019

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John Oliver on the Green New Deal...

Silly, Random & Fun

May 18, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Alabama scheduled for abortion...

General & Hellos

May 17, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

If we want the US and the rest of the world to survive we no longer have a choice. We can either eliminate the Clinton/Reagan corporate friendly wing from power in the DNC or we have to rid the country of the Electoral college so we can elect people ...

General & Hellos

May 17, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Just think if abortion had been legal we would have been spared a Trump presidency....

May 16, 2019May 2019

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May 15, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Being anti-abortion must really suck at times...

May 15, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Just when you thought you had plumbed the depths of human stupidity and thought "maybe things aren't really all that bad..."

Silly, Random & Fun

May 15, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

POLLIs open carry the new small penis truck?... I really wonder because these guys act so immature around women it is as if they can't get laid...

General & Hellos

May 14, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Just when you thought you knew how stupid most people really are....

May 14, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Cleaning house...

General & Hellos

May 14, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Religion is the greatest irony man has ever invented...

May 14, 2019May 2019

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May 14, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Republicans are so predictable...

May 14, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

Well our dumbass Orange dumpster fire just invaded an foreign embassy in violation of International law. Nothing like having a fascist moronic dicktaster for president is there?...

General & Hellos

May 13, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz

I have read thousands of books over the years and this includes both the bible and Tolkien's Hobbit LOTR series... If we had to have a religion in the world I would rather it be based on the latter because as a moral compass it is a far better ...

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