Quality Time with the Family

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2022:

Boy that kid has a look on his face like "get the fuck away from me pervert...."

Just so U know...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2022:

*vomits profusely...*

This is not even the worst safety violation I've seen. Do you have stories?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Back in 1977 I was stationed in hanger one and we used to go up the ladder above the South doors for "soup" on Friday night.... https://www.tustinca.org/DocumentCenter/View/1163/The-Tustin-Hangars-Titans-of-History-PDF

Well that's a blast from the past!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 8, 2022:

The one in the middle is the brightest bulb in the bunch....

Mechanics sure haven't changed

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 8, 2022:

https://youtu.be/HYWzU5Q4Ypc

This is not even the worst safety violation I've seen. Do you have stories?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Reminds me of that silly game they came out with when I was a kid called "Mousetrap..." https://youtu.be/WkM6gRCNVyY

It takes a lot of work....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 8, 2022:

No wonder you are single....

Hanging a horse's shoe above a door is supposedly meant to bring luck.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Knowledge of how bad your taste is....

Didn't go as expected

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2022:

Perfect setup on an Internet scammer...

I promise, it'll be fun.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2022:

I would love to hear her sing.... https://youtu.be/Eab_beh07HU

Politics in the UK

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2022:

The English talk shit about US politics but if you look closely at theirs it is just a big a clusterfuck....

I think it can be safely said , it has caught on

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2022:

Well shit ya think?....

Must be a good album

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2022:

The perfect father's day gift....

Experience...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2022:

https://youtu.be/CZu9N8qMKjA

I haven't been to chick fil homophobes in decades. I will only go on Sundays, those pricks.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2022:

I go across the street from Chick fill a to Raising Caines the food is better and their politics don't suck... Oh and they are open Sundays...

Now think about it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2022:

or roughly translated "Fuck things and people over and you fuck yourself..."

When you're afraid to eat in front of people. [facebook.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Greedy little fucker isn't he?...

I wanted to tell Daddy 'I love him'

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2022:

What a wonderful Father's day gift.... a new paint job for his car......

It's a 'man in charge' thing. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2022:

My mother used to cook everything the same too.... Burnt...

I am going to grow a beard... Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Newsflash Jason it doesn't look good now.... It looks like a device for sneaking extra food out of an all you can eat restaurant....

I hope Depp wouldn't mind.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Have to shutdown the stage after her "act" for cleaning and sterilization....

It is terrible here

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2022:

And some fake captain for a fictional starship who funds right-wing causes....

COVID risk is high

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2022:

Unfortunately this is the kind of nonsense bullshit most conservatives think is really happening...

Just a few weird things about Christofascists.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2022:

Robert Ingersoll was one of the smartest best spoken men of his age....

Working crazy for the lazy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2022:

I bet his boss fired him when he saw that shirt......

Please get tested

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2022:

Wait until you see where the second banana goes.....

Imagine that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2022:

I have been in Assbook jail so many times I should be in the Guinness World Records Museum...

Here's what will work

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2022:

I blame her, her mother and her sister....

Biden and Zelensky Reach Agreement to Send Americans’ Four Hundred Million Guns to Ukraine | The ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2022:

Better yet how about drafting incels and militias then dumping them around Russian troops and telling the Russians they are a special operations force come to destroy them....

I dare them to ban me. Fuk Zuk

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2022:

Fuckerberg is a little bitch....

Summer book sale...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2022:

Ok then if nobody else wants to go there...... Double points....

Queen Elizabeth will not attend the jubilee

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2022:

Coke and a smile....

It already Thursday!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2022:

I just love telling the scammers from India that if their family ever finds out they are stealing from older people who can't afford it they will not only be disowned but when they die the entire family will shit on their corpse and put them out with the rest of the trash.... For some reason they get upset when I say things like that to them....

I, and I hope others too.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2022:

I am guessing she was grown in a Peach Tree Dish....

First summer picnic...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2022:

I actually have the full set sitting on my desk right now....

Attitude adjustment...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2022:

Which is why so many Republican incels are mass shooters....

Might want to rethink that name.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2022:

But think of the marketing aspects to Christians.... "Drink the wine that Jesus drank..."

Oh no, has it ever happened to you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2022:

Well if by family he meant her sisters....

Send a picture please

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2022:

Unfortunately many people actually are that stupid....

I have discovered a great new party game

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2022:

More like prison....

Perhaps I need a new hobby.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2022:

At least he got the point.....

Nobody does Lord of the Rings like the cast of Cats.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2022:

I try hard to keep mine down to a reasonable level but my sister has a cat that weighs over 20 pounds because she can't tell him no....

The internet is slow today, Everybody is on line and tweeting

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2022:

Now that is a lot of bird brains....

You are not going to believe this? [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2022:

And the coffee tastes like shit...

Florida once again

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2022:

Bet they sell it on Amazon...

In the Texas legislature, more than 6 dildos constitutes a quorum.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2022:

Considering how many politicians in Texas are dildos maybe rich donors should be restricted from donating to more than six of them....

I'm late tonight!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

And the small loads explain the huge magazines....

She is ready, are you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

Beats the hell out of a Saint Bernard.....

I stopped Jenovah's witness

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

#MeToo

A children's story

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

Sometimes the world leads me to think that I am the only person here who is NOT crazy...

simple thoughts.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

It often amazes me that there are actually people simpleminded enough to believe in astrology....

People always take this wrongly

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

Why is it people never pay attention to the petty details?....

A Conspiracy Theory?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

My guess is that like George Orwell's book "1984" this was intended as a fictional postulation of a possible future and happened to match exactly what did happen on 9-11... FYI the book was first published in 1981.

Bad sign at best

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

Time to break out the hot dogs and marshmallows...

Just wanted beer

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

Just ask her if she is there for the bachelor party....

Try B, C and D for their durability to see if any of them is good enough as a lightsaber. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

E. Shove it up the teacher's ass....

Just in case you run out there is instant. This is an actual item that can be ordered on Amazon.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

And if you don't have water handy?....

I don't think the therapist made a mistake

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

I can't imagine why Rick is having problems....

(and sobs at the stupidity of this politician).

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

Even if she is reelected they can refuse her a seat by Invoking the 14th amendment.... And article 1 does allow for her arrest for sedition even while a member of congress.

Tips for online debates.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

Yeah we have a few of them like that here.... One of them is already in this thread with a reply blaming his vices on everyone else....

I am kinky but WTF? Lol....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2022:

https://youtu.be/g3zUf9oa_Dg

I miss Kenny Rogers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2022:

Bet next time he makes sure to tighten his nuts....

Who do we always forget?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2022:

I am not asking anyone's imaginary friend to join in....

The bartender is unmarried, I think.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2022:

Maybe if he goes home drunk enough she won't talk to him for another month...

I want to make it clear.... Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2022:

All tied up and at least she has someplace to go...

Yeah, MYOB!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2022:

Having lunch....

Fit for Texas

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2022:

Been to Texas three times and have no desire to make it four.... Unless it is as a part of a pacification force...

Sell anything on eBay

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2022:

If I tried that with my ex-wife I would have had to pay the buyer to take her....

It's Hell to be Old OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2022:

Sent this one to my son-in-law I hope he appreciates what the future will bring....

Follow me for more ideas....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 28, 2022:

Just stop and start talking to trees..... People see you coming and they run fast in the other direction.

Get to know

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 28, 2022:

Paychecks?... No wait those are much smaller....

Are you wondering ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2022:

Scratch and sniff money?....

Apparently they got lost looking for their brains.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2022:

Where the fuck is Daryel when you need him?...

Funny how these viruses travel! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2022:

How about that another STD passed by monkeys.....

Unfortunately too close

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2022:

Takes a lot of work building up that table muscle.... Even more to get rid of it.

My old buddy Paddy was sitting in pub totally preoccupied, I asked what was bothering him, he said: ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2022:

Nun of that you hear sister next time just stay on your knees...

Well, simply put... 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2022:

Either that or they were too drunk to remember to bring one...

Time to order a pizza!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2022:

Normally I would say that was scraping the bottom of the barrel but in this day and age?....

Do do do doo do do do doo.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2022:

Be thankful it wasn't Amber Heard.... Otherwise it could have been a shart....

One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2022:

Bet that scientist never lived it down....

Ring a bell for anyone?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2022:

https://youtu.be/UaEC-lWSlmI

Know the difference

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2022:

One shaves the other doesn't?...

Heavens NO! 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2022:

I don't argue I just present the facts to piss them off....

I think I would've asked the same question.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2022:

He was probably drunk and talking about melting his wife....

It's been a long day! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2022:

Try that on one of my cats and you will have a whole new definition of the word "mean" and your insurance had better cover facial re-constructive surgery....

Too many damn liberals in God loving Texas

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2022:

Deport Republicans and make America safe from terrorism again....

Not mincing words

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2022:

Looks like someone who minces their steps if you ask me....

Coffee Zombie

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2022:

Coffee makes me sane....

History lesson. They made them that way once.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2022:

https://youtu.be/WnQV8E8Ja5E

He does not talk but pees good.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2022:

I want one of those for my yard....

Be crareful everibudy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2022:

Well if that is his normal spelling maybe he should have opened it.....

I want to draw your attention

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2022:

Did "Q" hack your account?....

But I support Cathy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2022:

Well at least Cathy is trying not to talk to someone about her entire medical history....

I don't think Jim's getting a snack tonight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2022:

Looks like Jim never gets a second date....

It is the truth

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2022:

Dead man on a stick toys are for perverts.....

A few for the night.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ut8HupAxVY

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

Sounds like the bull was a little horney.....

You knew about this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

Can't be her's I don't see any meth in the mix....

Be prepared for anything

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

At least she has found a way to stay in shape.....

They just say this in Foxspeak

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

.........