Who ya gonna call

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2024:

...

Salesman resume

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 29, 2024:

I see he has an impeccable reference....

Hard pass Auntie Griselda….

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 29, 2024:

Probably smell like shit too...

We was in love

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 29, 2024:

"Fentanyl take me away..."

In my opinion....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 29, 2024:

Trump and his followers are such an easy target it is like dynamiting fish in a barrel....

Coffee Laughter with a twist of Wisdom II · The Presbyterian church called a meeting to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 29, 2024:

A smarter move would be to trap then spay and neuter some feral cats then turn them loose... The squirrels who survive would leave then just feed the cats to keep them around to prevent the squirrels from coming back... But I am not a stupid religious person...

A big confusion

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2024:

Would have been even funnier if it had been a Black sheep...

Don't miss it, Trump appears in the story

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2024:

They kept accusing Biden and Clinton of having murdered Epstein but it was Trump in office when it happened and now it turns out he was one of Epstein's best customers...

I support women but is this true?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2024:

I don't know about most women but that was my ex-wife and 2 of my ex-girlfriends... This has kept me single and wary for a long time.

"Ode to a Shi-Tzu" There sits a shitzu with a shitzu.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2024:

How many shits does a shitzu shit if a shitzu shits for two?

Call me a nerd but I can never win an award like this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2024:

Keep watching I am sure you will win at least a silver...

Ain't that the truth...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2024:

Plenty of room for me with all my problems....

This is for the ladies.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2024:

The only women who seem to find Charley "irresistible" seem to be the type that get paid for sex...

Last Monday it rained all day in my area.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 27, 2024:

If a big trucking company did hire someone without the proper license to operate those trucks (class A in California ) the trucks would be impounded and their insurance company would cancel their policies. This is standard policy across the county because of the DOT anything else is completely fabricated nonsense which only someone with a less than room temperature IQ would believe... You know someone like @puff who thinks "there might be some proof to it" ...

Stuck in my mom's endocrinologist's office waiting for her to be seen, this one doctor's ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 27, 2024:

The local chapter of the proud boys...

They are on sale. 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 27, 2024:

Amazon in Russia...

Finally finished...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 27, 2024:

Well stocked with liquid tranquilizer I see...

School vouchers suck.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2024:

School vouchers are parasites...

I think Melania is gonna win this one

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2024:

Nope just another loser named Trump....

Make a good beginning

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2024:

Unfortunately people lie...

How I learn

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2024:

I often give free advice warning people it is worth what they pay for it...

I had to chuckle at the faux pas. 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2024:

Oh to be a fly on that wall...

Probably where the buns come from too. Heh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2024:

And before that is dirty humor...

Martin Perscheid has funny cartoons on Jesus. [en.wikipedia.org]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2024:

His wife had a great solution...

The Wonderful thing about Trump is Is Trump's a wonderful things Tops are made out of blubber ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2024:

Every cat on earth is feeling horribly insulted by this...

I'll buy this shirt

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Can I get her phone number?...

I was collecting in case i am able to post again💪💪💪🦇🦇🦇🦇

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2024:

They misspelled "crucifiction..."

The latest appeals court judgment (crooked, if you ask me) reducing the bond and giving this pile of...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2024:

10 days or 10 weeks who is going to trust that sad sack pile of shit?... He only got the last bond because one of his corrupt administration appointees was on the board of directors at Chubb and he is close to losing his job over it...

It's all true ladies...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Until she asks.... Admit it you knew this was cumming...

Trump awards himself some golf trophies.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Not like he doesn't do it all the time...

You can study animal anatomy, but you have to learn how to spell on your own DOCK.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KvgQIBcdRk=%22WeirdAl%22Yankovic-Topic

Let’s rock this town!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEtbfzMLVWU=StrayCatsVEVO

That what you get for being a "smart ass". 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2024:

Better to be a smartass than a dumb one...

We're almost there...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2024:

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/24/2231212/-Russian-stuff-blowing-up-Attack-in-Crimea-hits-two-ships-and-Russian-command-center

Behave, guys! Actually, count me in.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2024:

Fucky Fucks....

Okay this hit my funny bone

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2024:

Like having California plates on your car in Texas...

Made me giggle

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2024:

A pussy that will eat you alive?...

Sorry if some of these are duplicates, what the hell they still apply.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2024:

https://agnostic.com/group/bashers/discussion/751064/hitler-shrub-trump-putin-netanyahu-and-modi-are-all-the-same-https-www-dailykos-com-stor

Seen in Texas.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2024:

That is because Texas Republicans are psychotic pieces of shit.... Like most other Republicans...

Florida has a new state bird

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2024:

How about that a real live chicken hawk...

While the detested woman in the article used religion as a reason to starve or beat Satan out of her...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Once again we have incontrovertible proof that religion is in fact a mental illness...

Finally Friday 😃😃😃😃

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2024:

Saturday...

Characters in Mar-A-Lago now

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 23, 2024:

And now with no money...

A fitting name I think

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Mad Dog 50/50 White Supreme...

Will Trump survive, or not survive?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2024:

And his troubles are just beginning...

I have no doubt he can help Trump out

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Every property he has combined isn't worth that much after you figure the debt to asset ratio...

Friday Challenge

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2024:

The Back Door Boys...

Ladies, good men are hard to find.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2024:

I can't imagine why this one is still available.... Yes that is sarcasm for those of you who don't know me...

Texas is differently dumb

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Dead man walking...

Meetings the news never report about

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Looks like they are raising money to bail Trump out...

Forrest Gump gets it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Smarter than the average redneck....

But serious Unusual Number of Bald, Beardless Men Going into Barbershop Leads to Drug Bust ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2024:

https://agnostic.com/group/JustforLaughs/discussion/750756/stop-calling-the-chinese-smart-https-www-odditycentral-com-news-man-divorces-wife-after-disc

We need this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2024:

I'll take a dozen gross...

Always talking about himself

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Swamp Thing....

Even the 'Acees Hollywood' did not bother them but 2024 is different

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2024:

Close that lid fast!

Just so you know....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2024:

And no side saddle...

To hell in a handbasket

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2024:

I wonder how long it will be before she vapes in congress while giving Mikey a handjob...

He is a legend (of bankruptcies, immorality, lying, boasting, cheating, fraud, narcissism...)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2024:

You have no idea.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/20/2230606/-James-Bond-NYAG-Fires-Back-Trump-request-is-unreliable-improper-based-on-a-flawed-premise?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

Lioness trying to attract an uninterested male. [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Since nobody else here has what it takes I am going to say it just to offend as many of you as possible.... *Try shaving that pussy...*

Thank you science

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Worse yet think of how stupid the guy who bred her is....

You have heard he would die for god. Now this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Pitching or catching?...

When is he going to fund raise with his pretty mug shot?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Hey he stopped leaking...

That's how it works

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Looks like it will be getting her a disbarment as well...

Us boomers sort of lucked out too, though. If that's what you want to call it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2024:

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4728ea31-cd5c-4077-a465-b17169fdf862

Available on TEMU

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Paint em gold, put Trump's name on them and sell them on Ebay for 500.00 each...

so thats where they are

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Sometimes it is hard to tell one piece of shit from another...

Texas proud here; fuck your DEI programs

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2024:

Neighbors of yours?...

One thing about us Aussies, we produce good journalists.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2024:

In Australia all you have is hack writers that would be at home on one of the fake news outfits like Fox... Biden is ending Netanyahu's rein of terror.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/18/2230191/-Israeli-Banks-Comply-with-Biden-Anti-Settler-Sanctions-Smotrich-and-Ben-Givr-Flip-Out?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

People are people [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2024:

Fuck these liars.... Maybe if you knew the facts instead of this fucked up propaganda you would realize that Putin is committing genocide and plans to commit a lot more in the future... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/16/2229761/-So-very-disgusted-every-day-by-Congress-failing-to-aid-Ukraine

Consider the possibility

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2024:

She needs to lay off the testosterone....

I get the hint here

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2024:

Why is it that every time someone ends up with "god speaking to them" they end up murdering people?...

Spring has arrived. Oops! 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2024:

In Southern California... Spring is in the air.... Aww fuck that is just rain again...

Report it immediately. I'll take action.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2024:

Please tell me about your religious beliefs I can always use a good laugh...

He doesn't know whether to laugh or cry, does he? 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2024:

I bet her husband is thrilled...

They have no clue! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2024:

I am surprised there isn't a pair of plastic testicles on the back to make up for the pair he obviously doesn't have...

I don't like a flat soda for sure

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 17, 2024:

Anything more than a handful or mouthful just goes to waist anyway....

Red Hats

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 17, 2024:

Depends, does "knocking it off" involve something like a baseball bat?....

He must be a good debater in HS

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 15, 2024:

A master debater...

Peter, don't give in so easily

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 14, 2024:

Peter needs to ask for dessert first......

It had been Stan's dream

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 14, 2024:

From the noise or the smell?...

Can you believe it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 14, 2024:

Jamie Farr.... Remember that in real life he did serve in the military... Army if I recall correctly.

I can't believe that a billionaire is begging more than a homeless guy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2024:

On the 26th of this month he might just be another homeless guy.... He barely got someone to post the 91 million dollar bond just two days before collections could start and now they are saying E Jean Carroll can sue him again.... Plus he still has to come up with another half a billion to cover the fraud case.

You're spending too much on pharmaceuticals

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2024:

No different than maggots are....

Are all these maga people that stupid? Oh wait…never mind. Resistence is futile! [x.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2024:

I always thought people who consider themselves human are idiots anyway....

Outstanding!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 13, 2024:

No he is outlaying...

This time change sucks!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 12, 2024:

How to ruin the local Klan outing....

Bobo is out fund raising in her new district, one voter at a time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 12, 2024:

Sucks to be her... Pun intended.

Kenneth Copeland gives me the creeps, but I laughed at this! [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2024:

Trying to look cool but being a fool...

What a good idea.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2024:

They actually have these in Ukraine...

Monday, ugh!!!! I want to sleep more!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2024:

Donnie is that your next scam?...

Too bad this isn't part true! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2024:

He is getting sued again in Delaware because he is trying to defraud investors in his scam corporation there that is supposed to buy out his failing truth social...

I am manipulated I think

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2024:

Save anyone a trip to the dairy isle in the local grocery store....

Oh brother!!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2024:

Anyone carrying a firearm around like that here would get themselves arrested fast and the last asshole who tried that carrying an assault rifle found himself knocked down and held by customers in one of the local bars until the cops showed up to haul his dumbass off...

Become a storm trooper and join the empire [washingtonexaminer.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2024:

By the way dumbass Australia has the same policy... and the Washington Examiner is a rag owned by a very wealthy White supremacist conservative...

Become a storm trooper and join the empire [washingtonexaminer.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2024:

It has been a tradition that military service gives a person a path to citizenship.... Until Trump that is who deported many of these men and women breaking the promises made to them. Trump was a draft dodger who has always considered people who serve their country as "suckers". FYI a lot of those honorably discharged veterans who the Fat Bastard deported had distinguished themselves in the service and no small number were citizens already and illegally deported left living on the streets of countries they hadn't lived in since they were small children and never had learned the language... https://www.texastribune.org/2020/09/23/deported-texas-veteran-us-citizen/ https://globalmigration.ucdavis.edu/deportation-military-veterans https://thehill.com/policy/defense/4300304-duckworth-legislation-deportation-mental-health-immigrant-veterans/ https://abc7news.com/deported-veterans-us-military-aclu-california/1417064/ https://www.wbez.org/stories/report-us-agencies-didnt-follow-policies-to-assist-immigrant-soldiers/8a0c7748-0d8c-4177-afc0-1e2a059e6880 You must really love looking stupid because you work so hard at it...

More than just him

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2024:

He was born with that hamster dead...

Disney watered it down for kids

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2024:

Religious nutjob: Just ask Jesus he has all the answers... Me: I am not asking him for links to midget porn...

Not in some 3rd world country

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2024:

Some parts of this country are third world countries... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/6/2227901/-War-on-Women-NC-Nominee-Robinson-Wants-to-Take-Away-Women-s-Right-to-Vote?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

You can run but you can't....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2024:

Is a bear Catholic and does the pope shit in the woods?...

I think some confusion here

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 9, 2024:

Someone all us guys would like to meet...