You knew about this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

Can't be her's I don't see any meth in the mix....

Be prepared for anything

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

At least she has found a way to stay in shape.....

They just say this in Foxspeak

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

.........

Alas.. the beautiful fashion of hats is dying

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

Air conditioned....

He misunderstood I think.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

My guess is she is available and he is lonely....

Being fed, cleaned, groomed, etc., etc. Lucky you! 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

Back in the 19th century excessive religiosity would get you committed to the local looney bin.... Ahhh for the good old days!

Excellent reason

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

I always figured her for a by product of incestuous anal intercourse because she is just a big pile of shit....

I won't tell!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

Probably the only girlfriend a lot of these conservatives here have ever had....

No dishes, ok?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

I have nothing against doing dishes for her but I require sex as payment...

No money back guarantee

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

Swap that for a bottle of anal lube and let the fun begin....

My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

Cats, Outsmarting humans for thousands of years....

High standards

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

My bet is they are no longer in business....

Free samples on Capitol Hill

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2022:

That has been standard issue for the Republicans ever since the McCarthy era....

Had a very busy day! I'm late!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2022:

As long as being late doesn't come with a death certificate consider yourself a winner....

Now that is strict

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2022:

Texas road sign....

When losers want to pretend, first, they must do this. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2022:

I think it is funny how the wannabe "professional criminals" end up posting all that dumb shit on Assbook that ends up getting them caught and convicted.....

Hindsight....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2022:

Before we got married my ex was helpful and loving but afterwards made the OT god look like a really nice guy....

Those internet people with no name

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2022:

Shut up Karens.....

Here is the proof

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2022:

This explains why there are so many boobs in the deep south....

Don't get your feathers ruffled.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2022:

Scary thought.... Which pecker do they use on a human....

A kid friendly restaurant

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2022:

I would have handed them to her.....

Let's hear his side first

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2022:

Sounds like the kind of guy women go for these days.....

What is your spirit animal?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2022:

I hear Southern Baptists have fried chicken for their spirit animal.....

He is trying.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2022:

Just getting warmed up.....

I have a question.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2022:

Who says it can't be?....

Guilty! 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2022:

Me tracking the package that has been bouncing all over the country for the last 3 or 4 weeks and has been within 60 miles of my house twice....

That's a bad spot to be in.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2022:

How about we just ban conservatives instead.....

It is a big surprise gift

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2022:

Thank goodness my family is too dumb to be able to use a computer....

Write your own!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2022:

People like that are why I like to ride the bus..... If that stops I will consider buying an armored vehicle...

George Orwell reading 2022

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2022:

George: Well I did try to warn the stupid bastards....

Breakfast of champions.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2022:

Feelin no pain....

Uh oh. Somebody's in trouble.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2022:

You gotta be careful it is pretty easy to get yourself into a pickle....

Robin Williams knew

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2022:

Robin was a gifted individual faced with any situation no matter how normal or tragic he could still find a way to make people laugh through it without being offended.... Unless of course the offended person was a Republican...

Not many will get it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2022:

Fucking engineers are only good for designing crap that breaks.... They should have had a technician in the car so he could fix it....

What happened to Titty Tuesday? It is so quiet in here

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2022:

"Be careful what you ask for...."

Did someone ask for Titty Tuesday?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2022:

Mary: Hey guys check out my tits... Guys: Hey Mary how about we all go back to my place and spend the night partying for 5 aureus?...

My face seeing gas at $208.9 per litre this morning.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2022:

And yet Canada hasn't imported a single drop of oil from Russia since 2018 funny how that works isn't it?....

[theonion.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2022:

The onion always brings tears to your eyes....

Early Tuesday morning memes!😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2022:

Actually you come in low with the knife starting at the groin and pull up..... With a good sharp 8 to 9 inch blade it will pierce the heart without any trouble at all...

A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom that he needs Viagra.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2022:

Nah he misheard her she said junk....

Well, it’s true

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 16, 2022:

The only difference is we believe in one less god than you do....

Do you know how hot it gets?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 16, 2022:

Bringing "TEA bagging" to a whole new level...

What happened to being sensitive?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2022:

What I say to all those butthurt little bitches who block me....

The ultimate Sunday snack!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2022:

Cannibal snack pack....

He put coins too

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2022:

Lucky laundry mat if it had been meth he would have dismantled it already....

Dad.... "What is the difference between "Hypothetically" and "in Reality"?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2022:

Is "bastard literal or figurative in this sense?....

The Russian paradox

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2022:

!In the words of a Swedish volunteer fighting with the Ukrainians when he found out Putin had put a bounty on him... "Fuck you come and get me! I'll see you in Valhalla."

Don't lose your head!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2022:

Heads or tails?....

Wednesday! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2022:

Taco Bell....

Time to dish on Amber and Johnny

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 10, 2022:

So when all is said and done will we have heard the last of Amber?....

Budget bondage.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2022:

Redneck bondage with a little help from Budweiser.... Kind of says it all doesn't it?....

This is a warning for older smokers, It's not a good idea to masturbate in the shower! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2022:

Also not using an electronic fake pussy in the shower doesn't help....

[vm.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2022:

Are women really any different?....

Reality or more US "false news"?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2022:

Oh and yet another newsflash.... Fox News said no such thing that was a Ukrainian Bishop..... Fox has been blaming everyone except Putin.... https://www.theguardian.com/media/2022/feb/25/tucker-carlson-fox-news-russia-putin

Reality or more US "false news"?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2022:

"Russophobia" and "when Fox News says ‘Putin is the Antichrist" Seems somebody is listening to Chinese pro-Putin propaganda and smoking meth.... Newflash dummy the Russians are already confirmed to have murdered more than 20 times as many civilians in the Ukraine as the Nazis did total during WW2.... The unconfirmed execution style murders are believed to be three to four times as high . Some of the confirmed mass murders include women and young girls being gang raped then shot in the back of the head before being run over by a tank then left in the street.... Make no mistake this was done under orders and a text message was intercepted from a Russian wife giving her husband permission to rape women calling it "his patriotic duty".... "Headquartered in Mountain View, California, and with offices in Seattle, Beijing and Shanghai, it's owned by Particle Media, a parent company founded in 2015. News Break is led by a team of Chinese entrepreneurs and engineers with extensive experience in both the U.S. and China. Can Chinese tech save American news? - Protocol https://www.protocol.com › china › china-newsbreak-app...

'They're sticks.' 'You'll find they're twigs.' 'How can you tell?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2022:

There is scale in the background is you look on the left side top as well as between the branches at the bottom....

An amazing discovery

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2022:

More than one variety.....

Truth be Told....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2022:

Oh yes I did.....

I'm glad Canada doesn't have this b.s to deal with.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2022:

Considering Alto's leaked decision on Roe vs. Wade which is in my opinion completely unconstitutional because it is based on religious fuck nuttery I expect this won't stand for long because it will cost the Republican party a lot of seats in congress....

Weakness? It is my Achilles heel.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2022:

The difference between marriage and prostitution in that case is the same as a long vs. a short term investment....

Goodnight!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2022:

I think the first one made my eyesight go a bit bad on me....

Some interviews are really hard

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2022:

Hell even the Russian people are sabotaging their own country starting fires and blowing up infrastructure in their own country from the looks of things...

Before google there was Mr. Britannica.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2022:

Some people have a hard time with "the talk" because they are so uptight they can't even think about sex without being embarrassed...

A Super Mom in Texas, give her room

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2022:

The wheels on that stroller look like they are about to become projectiles.... Around thee parts those are called "Baptist Breeders..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2022:

Two brothers in Texas....

Breaking News..... A bombshell from Smollett

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 2, 2022:

Oh Gud another conservatard "Stomach Turning Pointless" meme...

He is trying hard

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2022:

When you can't spell and the homophobics are hitting on you.....

Thank heavens I noticed it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2022:

Life in the Deep South.....

Why do they put up with us?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2022:

Another incel in the making....

TEXAS CAUTION: In regards to all the people wanting to move here from New York and California as ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2022:

So just another normal year in Texass?.... Or is it a good one?...

I had no idea

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2022:

Damned watermelon seeds....

I hope you are following current events

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2022:

Heigh Hoe, Heigh Hoe it's off to jail they go....

Can you feel his pain?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2022:

Sounds like an average far right wing incel.... No sympathy at all for him....

Listen to Yoda

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2022:

I thought it was supposed to be "the demon rum....."

Dater beware

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2022:

Keeps guys from hitting on her at the bar....

Damn it, jammed again! (Does this potato masher look like Trump to you? 😆)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2022:

Once upon a time long ago but not so far away people like that were called "mashers..." Think about it and take all the time you need...

Draw quick before they move.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 29, 2022:

And the X's win...

I'm just going to guess that no matter what it is there is like times what he should have used

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 29, 2022:

Elon Musk.... "Q: What kind of Musk repels women?"

There really is a difference, even when you have both.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 29, 2022:

Which just proves how delusional most people are.... Cats own you not the other way around....

I love how our furry children look out for us.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 29, 2022:

If I am not feeling well my cat puts his paws on my chest and tries to push me back into bed...

Look at it closely

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 29, 2022:

In Arizona they would just lick its ass and try to get high....

You must have passions, Julia has 2

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 29, 2022:

Ride em cowgirl.....

I found enlightenment

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 29, 2022:

I skipped steps 1 and 3 going directly to 4 as a child.... Reading the bible did that for me but I always found the crap well meaning adults tried to push on me to be sickening...

When your favorite news organization wastes 300 million dollars on a terrible idea.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 26, 2022:

LMAO...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 26, 2022:

Q: What kind of Musk repels women?.... A: Elon Q: How much is the pillow Nazi Mike Lindell's net worth? A: Negative 2 billion dollars...

You have to take a detour

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 25, 2022:

So you stuff half dollar bills in her g-string?....

oh looks cool

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 25, 2022:

Phone number?.... Hers of course...

Get yours while supplies last!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 25, 2022:

Nope.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 25, 2022:

https://youtu.be/XQLS0UiLOgA

The car yes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 25, 2022:

Seat cover is getting a bit worn....

Looking at you, Florida!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 24, 2022:

Looking at all Republicans....

excellent product quality

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 24, 2022:

Good question that would put a real dent in Putin's plans....

Kings, in general, are assholes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 24, 2022:

Jimi was the best.... https://youtu.be/sjzZh6-h9fM

Its all Texas

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 23, 2022:

...

Not only did New York city decide to start cutting ties with Wells Fargo bank "for their brazen and ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 23, 2022:

Another fun video... https://www.dropbox.com/s/0qetg70ch58uoq2/Little%20Military%20Parade%202018%20-%2004.mp4?dl=0

Yup, U got that right!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2022:

I reached that age very early in life.... Before I was two....

I'm laughing so hard I cant breathe.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2022:

Sing it Debby.... https://youtu.be/b07-yKnKRMQ

I have a feeling that many 'pun' comments are coming up. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 21, 2022:

What a shockingly bad habit...

Simply stated...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2022:

Making fun of @Tejas too?....

My daughter just sent me this picture of her kittens.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2022:

I.O. oh my....