interesting design

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 19, 2022:

Well at least you know at a glance if that stall is occupied or not....

Have some bad news

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 18, 2022:

I bought several lots right on the lake and have been building wonderful mansions there as an investment.... I got in early while prices were cheap so if you need a nice villa when you get there be sure and look me up....

The perfect Easter gift for the Christian's in your family! 😂😂😂😂😂 [ebay.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 17, 2022:

Not to mention the Governor of Texas....

Ukraine knows how to play it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 17, 2022:

You would think all the memes alone would give Putin a stroke.....

Care to play a game...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2022:

So far they have sunk half his fleet...

I’m sure the resemblance is just a coincidence.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2022:

For those not familiar with the original story of William Tell he used a crossbow not a long bow.... According to Tschudi's account, William Tell was known as a strong man, a mountain climber, and an expert shot with the crossbow. In his time, the House of Habsburg emperors of Austria were seeking to dominate Uri, and Tell became one of the conspirators of Werner Stauffacher who vowed to resist Habsburg rule. William Tell - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › William_Tel

Friday night memes! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2022:

.........

Clever. Daredevil-level clever.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Easist way to get rid of someone who bothers you is to loan them $20 and you will never see them again....

For the year I've been having! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Geeze things here have been so fucked up I just finally got to clean up my email inboxes.... Been to busy for the last week and a few days to do much about it and I ended up with so much it took the entire day to go through all my emails.

We should not be surprised by the military tactics of the Russians.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Their tactics have always been about throwing massive waves of bodies at opponents trying to overwhelm them. When their first attempt bogs down they keep throwing away the lives of poorly trained soldiers in hopes that the enemy will give up before they are forced to surrender themselves. This goes back hundreds of years to the the royals using conscript troops Instead of a fully trained and professional army. Even with their long record of failure against smaller weaker appearing countries like Japan and Finland they still maintained a unearned reputation as an "invincible giant" even though their tactics have always been rigid and inflexible suitable only for warfare during the era of matchlock musketry and pikes. While other countries have progressed in tactics Russia never has it still depends on large conscripted armies of poorly trained and poorly equipped soldiers commanded by corrupt political appointees who between wars steal whatever they can lay their hands on to sell to the highest bidders so they can live lives of luxury.

My my how times have changed

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2022:

In person please....

HBO "Real Time" host Bill Maher on Friday interviewed Russian-American journalist Julia Ioffe about ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Sounds like she is a bit anal retentive....

What is your response?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Thanks for the warning I stick with non-delusional myself.

For the scammers who dare join this site!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2022:

But what would I do for fun?.... You know I enjoy messing with their heads and reporting their obvious profiles...

I don't think it's the bike he is interested in

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 25, 2022:

What bike?...

Doh! Damn it! (Did you know that 'Doh/D'oh' is listed in the Oxford English Dictionary? 😆)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 24, 2022:

I just tell them to fuck off and die of COVID.... No sense in being polite they just keep bothering me....

Please stop sending me porn !!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Look everyone it's Popeye....

Religious memes! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2022:

Goody some new ones to steal....

Come on, you know it is true

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 21, 2022:

What could be cuter and funnier than a song about dead puppies?... https://youtu.be/pjFTubAdXP8

Damn you, Auto Correct

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Sounds like mom is indulging herself with a bit of wishful thinking....

OK Guys, stand back and be thankful it wasn't you

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Funny part is when it turns out he was telling the truth and after the divorce she marries a real lying shithead....

Something they need to plan for

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2022:

How shocking a billionaire who isn't smart enough to figure out electricity and water are a bad combination.....

Crime is rising

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Yeah the Republicans are the reason for rising crime too....

Truth bomb.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2022:

But if you keep Gherkin off you can get yourself into a real pickle...

It took me a second.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Because there are no real men in those regions which is why the Red states are the same way....

Try Google Maps...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2022:

When they were handing out brains she thought they said trains and said "give me a very slow one..."

Ah, the good old days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2022:

I substitute making them so angry they hang up on me instead.... Most satisfying I can assure you....

Chewy is not happy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Fixed it.....

Always a scot

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2022:

You can't Pict your parents.....

A sick sense of humor entertains all your friends

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2022:

In a red state he would have the whole neighborhood congratulating him....

Seems correct to me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Considering the Russian Army has lost almost 20% of its equipment and at least 15% of its personnel (killed, wounded, captured or just plain deserted) which is a huge chunk of its economy I think we are already close to this as reality....

Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 19, 2022:

This is also the situation in Putin's Russia so it is most timely....

More ironic than funny

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Just sit back and enjoy the show and stop being a C.U.N.T.

He has a point 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 17, 2022:

Sorry you lost me at "anti-vax"

"The American war aim is not to spare Ukraine, but to ruin Russia. That takes time." . . ?.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 16, 2022:

Nothing like citing far right-wing Russian propaganda.... editor in chief of this outfit is now Joe Lauria from Fox fake news and AOL which is owned by AT&T who is the sole funding for the far right-wing One American News which has spewed so much far right-wing garbage even Direct TV is canceling them I rate this as Russian propaganda....

A sign of the times? Definitely! :-)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 16, 2022:

Corporate greed at its finest......

I'm not buying it either Rebecca.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 15, 2022:

From the family tales about me I was speaking in sentences at 18 months and toilet trained myself...

Groanavirus!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 15, 2022:

I can drive around for a week on 20 cents with my ebike...

Hope it catches on

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 15, 2022:

My cats and I are all willing to give generously....

Goodbye, Scarecrow.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 12, 2022:

Damned Trumpanzees are so easily butthurt....

Shine on!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Now that is what I call "bling..."

Breaking news!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2022:

I hear their 100 ruble menu is going to be a 10,000 ruble menu when they reopen....

A wise man once said....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2022:

Me growing up....

Another good reason NOT to buy from Amazon.... [dailykos.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2022:

As for me....

Ever wonder why we have Trump supporters in the world?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2022:

I would have laughed my ass off at the whole bunch of them.... That dumbass narrator and his "scientific experimenters" are fools. Not everyone has a need to be a part of the crowd there is a very high percentage that gets larger every year who would rather think for themselves.

These people! 🤣😆🤮😂🥲😋👍🤪

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2022:

The real "gas prices don't affect me" starter pack....

Maybe it just hasn't been a very goodyear.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 7, 2022:

I don't know about that .... looks like at least 365 used rubbers to me so it had to have been a great year for someone...

Ron DeSantis Bullies Kids Into Doing Whatever They Want - [babylonbee.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2022:

You do know that is NOT a real news site right?....

Gone Missing.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2022:

Sounds right for this post...

It takes ALL kinds, I guess.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2022:

He bought it at Walmart....

Sexy or something else?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2022:

What Christians really think of atheists....

Anything for a hot chick, who's waiting,..right?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2022:

I am shocked he didn't just turn that cross upside down and use it as a pogo-stick

I knew there was more to "Life of Brian".

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2022:

And people misunderstood her when she said to he John.... "God damn it what do you mean the condom broke?..."

Are they relatives

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 2, 2022:

The Baboons resent that insinuation....

When archeology contradicts religion

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 2, 2022:

Reality.....

Is truth sexy or bitter?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 2, 2022:

Time now owned by Fox News....

If there was a picture.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 1, 2022:

Thanks to anti-vaxxers.....

Well, what do ya know?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 1, 2022:

He looks constipated doesn't he?....

I am so sorry....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 28, 2022:

If i could afford to fund a swear jar I would already be richer than Bill fucking Gates....

How to find an ideal man

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 27, 2022:

Some annoying people I know are not going to like this one....

Something to think about.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 25, 2022:

How little MAGAts know about science and history.... and how many books they have read by looking at the covers.

Yet one more reason to block.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 25, 2022:

I used to be able to do over 100 a day but now I am lucky to make 20... getting old sucks...

I had to smart off

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 24, 2022:

Some people just have no sense of humor....

Any and all suggestions are welcome.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2022:

Hookers and blow?....

Brave Great White Shark Allowed To Compete In Women's 500 Freestyle [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2022:

Oh look the same stupid outfit people like Rand Paul and Cancun Ted use for "news" on Shitter....

A diplomatic solution

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2022:

Russian C.U.N.T.?...

This what the Rightwingers say😂:

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 20, 2022:

Does that include the Log Cabin Republicans?...

Hahaha 🤣…

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 19, 2022:

The difference between sloppy seconds and leftovers...

Hahaha 🤣…

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 19, 2022:

Stick a fork in it dinner is done....

That's a double Oh Oh for you Paul! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 19, 2022:

Can you say Bot?....

Could be a poster child

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 18, 2022:

She is what happens when you eat lead paint off the walls....

Judge rules Donald Trump must testify in New York investigation [bbc.]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 17, 2022:

And hopefully the judge becomes annoyed by the lies and has him charged with perjury....

In keeping with the standards that have become the norm on this site (if they were ever different) I...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 17, 2022:

Ahhh somebody has been smoking the meth again.... How many atheists can you name who murdered a Christian for believing in god vs how many Christians have murdered atheists for not believing?.... Not to mention the hate and bigotry that Christians have towards others of different religious beliefs, skin color, or sexual and gender views?... How many pro-birthers are atheist vs Christians or even just who is trying to FORCE their religious beliefs on the rest of the country?... Newsflash it isn't us.

Texas Christian school officials arrested after 'concealing locker room assault' [bbc.]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 17, 2022:

I guess Jebus didn't protect them after all did he?....

E. O. Wilson: Science Explains Religion

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 17, 2022:

E. O. Wilson sounds like an idiot studying hard to be a moron and failing the course miserably.... Religion is not a "predisposition" it is the result of brainwashing children....

Dentist or scammer?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 16, 2022:

Well the fake face and hands could be a clue that it isn't a real person but as a general rule when people start out with phrases like "I am honest" and "fear of god" I feel it is time to call them a fucking scammer then do the block and report....

Happy Singles Awareness Day everyone!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 16, 2022:

Happy incel day?.....

When you come home from a long day at work! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 4, 2022:

And people complain about cat hair on the couch....

Will it ever end....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2022:

It likely won't end until the last anti-vaxxer is dead.... https://www.11alive.com/article/news/politics/anti-vaccination-bill-georgia-senate/85-dabc52a2-9af8-464d-835b-ff41651725ef

A hookup at best, anyone?! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2022:

Perfect description of online dating...

As a matter of FACT....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2022:

Famous last words: "Hold ma beer an watch dis..."

Anticipation is making me wait! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2022:

Meanwhile in Florida.... https://youtu.be/QcbR1J_4ICg

🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️ 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2022:

Real asshole here no little bit about it....

That's what happens

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2022:

Please don't ban federal executions until these ones get their turn in front of a firing squad....

It's that time of year, again...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2022:

Guess I have to buy a couple boxes for a friend I can't eat them as a diabetic...

Honey the Meatloaf is done.... One more Hollywood conservative gone... [the-sun.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 22, 2022:

With luck Kid Schlock and Sgt Shittypants will be out of the gene pool soon as well...

23andme is a fake, rip-off scam website.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 21, 2022:

And they share your DNA profile with law enforcement....

Oh really now? Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2022:

And then of course comes the shart....

When you know that karma is coming thrice around.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2022:

I love telling superstitious dumbasses that the goddess Karma takes care of revenge for me so I don't have to waste my time when those people annoy me..... They usually end up in a minefield of their own creation and self destruct shortly afterwards....

Hope this poor bastard took a leak first. Looks like a long day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2022:

Problem with this is wind turbines are connected to the power grid and the wind is always blowing somewhere.... My real problem with the death penalty is that Many people on death row have been falsely convicted and often by corrupt cops aided by corrupt DAs, judges, stacked and ignorant jury members in states like Texas they often just go ahead with the executions without allowing the new evidence that proves they are killing the wrong person. In Nevada they falsely arrested a Black man because he had the same name as a White man who was 3 inches taller, the wrong color skin and had a bushy beard and kept him in jail for over a week because they didn't bother to verify they had the right man. In Georgia a non-violent Black man was attacked from behind and injured by a racist cop while being checked out by another cop who had already verified that he was NOT the suspect they were looking for. This is just two of many pending lawsuits against the police in the US at this time ranging from false arrest to wrongful death...

Accurate assessment...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2022:

and what did they do?... Voted to put yet another Trump appointee in charge to keep everything fucked up.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2022:

I buy those for my cats all the time. They are made from cardboard and the cats love ripping them apart so it saves wear and tear on the furniture....

Wherever there is a crowd, there is an ice-cream van. Brits are a weird bunch. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2022:

Well that is one way to calm down children having a tantrum.....

I had found another interesting shell casing on my walk today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2022:

Looks like part of a very old powder measuring bucket for a muzzle loader so it likely dates pre-civil war....

10 year challenge.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2022:

So many people lost their heads over cake that year....

Oh no another blonde joke.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2022:

Sent this to a blonde friend and she thought it was funny as hell....

I had a dream last night.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 15, 2022:

Does she leave the cuffs on all night?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 15, 2022:

I loved this song as a kid....

I hope you are ready

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 15, 2022:

And yet most of this would be unnecessary if it weren't for moronic anti-science antivaxxers who are acting as breeding grounds for new variants along with greedy big pharmaceutical corporations that over price their products so poor countries can't afford to vaccinate their populations...

But he loves Mr. Beaky.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 14, 2022:

And she already has a pussy of her own....