A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]

puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:

More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:

@puff Suit yourself but to avoid being thought a tool or a moron you should stop posting heavily debunked Russian and Republican propaganda...

A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]

puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:

More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:

@puff Like I said you are a moron.... either that or a tool of Putin...

A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]

puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:

More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:

@puff You area complete ass.... Putin attacked long before NATO membership was floated...

More Reasons to Not Have Kids | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) - YouTube

Trolling comments on Dec 9, 2023:

We have a few folks around here that didn’t have any kids. Now they’re old and alone and a little off in the head. Maybe it’s just a part of age though. Had two die in the past year and eaten by their pets. One was estimated at 3-4 weeks and the other at about 7 weeks before being found....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:

@Esprit_de_Corp

A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]

puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:

More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:

@Switchcraft Actually he is blaming Biden for all the problems Trump caused because he is too lazy to do any research into matters... He obviously gets his news from Russian media because Trump clearly violated the law both in business and in office.

More Reasons to Not Have Kids | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) - YouTube

Trolling comments on Dec 9, 2023:

We have a few folks around here that didn’t have any kids. Now they’re old and alone and a little off in the head. Maybe it’s just a part of age though. Had two die in the past year and eaten by their pets. One was estimated at 3-4 weeks and the other at about 7 weeks before being found....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:

There are plenty of people in this world who shouldn't be allowed to breed children and evidence seems to point out that they are 99% Republicans...

He is always thinking business

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2023:

About as good a way to get rich as living in a rusty trailer and voting Republican because they are helping the rich get so rich soon they will start giving money to the poor....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:

@Moravian That and the piss the politicians and their wealthy donors laughingly and with great joy piss all over their lives...

He actually said this and based on history it's not surprising.

Theresa_N comments on Dec 9, 2023:

What's even sadder is there will be takers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:

Probably some Redneck family will sell him their 12 year old daughter for a six pack of cheap beer...

He actually said this and based on history it's not surprising.

annewimsey1 comments on Dec 9, 2023:

Be Still my heart...although I am a Tad over his age limit............

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2023:

Probably his eyesight is so bad he would never notice... You thinking of marrying him for his money?... If so forget about it he sounds broke as fuck.

A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]

puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:

More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2023:

@puff If anyone blocked Ukraine from getting those jets it was either your government's conservatives or the GOP...... Fortunately the mercs waited to long and the time ran out on their purchase of those 41 F-18s but Ukraine could have really used those 46 F-16s which terrify the Russians...

A late Night Recap on some of the dumbest people in America... [youtube.com]

puff comments on Dec 9, 2023:

More entertaining than DNC debates. Can't decide if it's on the dumbest people or by the dumbest, hard call.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2023:

You mean like the Australian government selling fully armed and functional F-16s to mercenaries?...

Have you seen this turtle?

DenoPenno comments on Dec 9, 2023:

He might be on this site.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2023:

More likely on Grindr...

So I heard DeSantis made a wisecrack about "Muslims wearing man dresses" but what we really want him...

annewimsey1 comments on Dec 8, 2023:

Becuz Jeebus wore pants????¡!!????

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:

I thought he wore a diaper....

They say if you fail to learn something new every day you are a failure in life.

Polemicist comments on Dec 8, 2023:

It's a new question, not an answer to your measurement questions.. What number comes after the three? 4, 6, 5, 5, 3 ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:

You should inform people you are asking a question or putting forth a mathematical problem instead of apparently just posting numbers... Not sure but it looks to be 4

They say if you fail to learn something new every day you are a failure in life.

Garban comments on Dec 8, 2023:

A 2 B 3 C 4 Rotations = stationary radius/rotating radius + 1.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:

@Garban There are many misnamed "paradoxes" based on defying intuition... As Heinlein phrased it so well deductive logic can lead you astray but inductive logic is more useful though he should have added experimentation to it.... He also said that if you put two sets of married doctors together you had a double pair o docs...

They say if you fail to learn something new every day you are a failure in life.

Garban comments on Dec 8, 2023:

A 2 B 3 C 4 Rotations = stationary radius/rotating radius + 1.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:

@Garban It also explains why on Earth we experience a solar year of 365.24 days while from say the orbit of Jupiter they would see a Sidereal year of 366.24 days....

They say if you fail to learn something new every day you are a failure in life.

Garban comments on Dec 8, 2023:

A 2 B 3 C 4 Rotations = stationary radius/rotating radius + 1.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:

Though you did phrase it badly I noticed it works out as... A: SC = 1 + RC = 1 which equals 2 B: SC = 2 + RC = 1 which equals 3 C: SC = 3 + RC = 1 which equals 4

They say if you fail to learn something new every day you are a failure in life.

Garban comments on Dec 8, 2023:

A 2 B 3 C 4 Rotations = stationary radius/rotating radius + 1.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:

Exactly.... I even put in a clue for those who had difficulty figuring it out but no luck. They call it "the coin rotational paradox..."

They say if you fail to learn something new every day you are a failure in life.

Polemicist comments on Dec 8, 2023:

Once upon a time identical circles had the same circumference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEhS9Y9HYjU The Mindmills Of Your Wind Round Secret circles that conspire, wheeling deals within your spiel Never ending or beginning 1Pat's feel for the unreal There is no mental illness they ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:

They still do...

They say if you fail to learn something new every day you are a failure in life.

Polemicist comments on Dec 8, 2023:

What number comes after the three? 5, 6, 5, 5, 3?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:

Sorry not even close but I will post the correct answers after this has been up for 24 hours... Though the number three is correct for one problem but you have to answer by which problem it is...

This is a different kind of horse opera..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2023:

"I always thought of poison as my retail therapy..." Catherine de' Medici

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:

@zeuser Always retail too, never wholesale...

So I heard DeSantis made a wisecrack about "Muslims wearing man dresses" but what we really want him...

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2023:

I think he wears them when he wants to feel "special". It's a little something, just for him! LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2023:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5MUBXsPcaQ=ELOVEVO

you never know!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2023:

You are being far too generous with that grade.... D- at best is my guess....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2023:

@Garban I would give that a hard yes.... Give me those powers and I could do better blind drunk while smoking some "Bruce Banner" strain...

Why don't we see the curvature?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Sounds like every political conservative on this site doesn't it?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2023:

@FrayedBear I am proud that some of us still fight against Nazis while you seem to enjoy citing them which makes you nothing but a Nazi to my mind... As for our founding fathers I don't think of George Washington as the father of this country in my mind that place is reserved for Thomas Paine... Did you ever stop and realize what a tiresome little cunt you are and that maybe that is why people don't like you?...

Why don't we see the curvature?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Sounds like every political conservative on this site doesn't it?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2023:

@LenHazell53, @FrayedBear Australia was a prison colony and dumping ground for thieves and whores remember? Also I am sure the Aboriginal people of your country would be happy to remind you of the genocidal conduct of your people as well as the enslavement they went trough at their hands... Learn your own history before spouting off about other countries... To this day they are still fighting the bigotry of people like you for recognition... https://www.aboriginalheritage.org/history/history/

Why don't we see the curvature?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Sounds like every political conservative on this site doesn't it?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2023:

@LenHazell53 I suggest you do some research on Gaza it hasn't been a democracy since 2006....

Why don't we see the curvature?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Sounds like every political conservative on this site doesn't it?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2023:

@LenHazell53 That would be @frayedbear.... Or real problem in the US is with the Republican party being controlled by Trump and Putin. If we could shut them down we could then concentrate on the Neo-Liberal near right infesting the Democratic party. Also for a "democracy " Gaza hasn't had any elections for a couple decades now so I suggest you check your sources. Many of these countries are taking Republican methods into their own political practices using voter suppression techniques in common use in the red states to "win elections" while Ukraine's last election was closely watch by several countries and was declared by all as fair and free. Right now their president has the highest confidence rating of any president in world history over 80% unless you believe North Korea's faked poll results saying Kim Jong has 99%.

Maybe they should drop exploding cans of this stuff on the Russians.... [twitter.com]

FrayedBear comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Perhaps if the Ukrainian soldiers had not allowed themselves to be indoctrinated in the American fetish for nice smells & disinfecting everything then they wouldn't have the problem of their reactivity to the smell & taste. I am fascinated by the tenor of our women member's replies compared to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2023:

@FrayedBear Nope I am just far better educated than you are and on a pension...

Why don't we see the curvature?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Sounds like every political conservative on this site doesn't it?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2023:

@FrayedBear I can always tell when you know you are lying because you get so upset and attack others. FYI the Russian government is owned by their billionaires and the banking system is under government control...

Why don't we see the curvature?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Sounds like every political conservative on this site doesn't it?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2023:

@FrayedBear Did you fall out of a window and land on your head or were you born a gullible moron?...

Maybe they should drop exploding cans of this stuff on the Russians.... [twitter.com]

FrayedBear comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Perhaps if the Ukrainian soldiers had not allowed themselves to be indoctrinated in the American fetish for nice smells & disinfecting everything then they wouldn't have the problem of their reactivity to the smell & taste. I am fascinated by the tenor of our women member's replies compared to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2023:

@FrayedBear Russia Times only prints what Putin and the Dumas allows it to print. It is completely controlled by the Russian government like everything else in Russia. If you think Russia is so wonderful go live there and you will find out fast why even the Russians want out...

Why don't we see the curvature?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Sounds like every political conservative on this site doesn't it?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2023:

@FrayedBear As usual your hardcore belief in anything Russia Times prints with the permission of Putin and the Dumas makes you nothing but a scumbag traitor to democracy....

Maybe they should drop exploding cans of this stuff on the Russians.... [twitter.com]

FrayedBear comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Perhaps if the Ukrainian soldiers had not allowed themselves to be indoctrinated in the American fetish for nice smells & disinfecting everything then they wouldn't have the problem of their reactivity to the smell & taste. I am fascinated by the tenor of our women member's replies compared to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2023:

@FrayedBear Those were not tunnel entrances in many cases it was an attack on civilian infrastructure and violation of the laws of war. Israel does this to prevent peace and thereby avoid a two state solution that would have ended all this decades ago. Israel without war would lose the aid they get from the US and bombing a civilian population only creates more terrorists for the organization that Israel funded... As for Russia Times as you claim "most of their articles are simply stolen from western media " Twisting the meaning in those articles serves Russia's needs and many of the articles are trash conservative fake news that stupid people like you eat up just so you can justify your ignorance and arrogance.

The mastermind at work...

Betty comments on Dec 4, 2023:

Teamwork at play.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2023:

@Betty One of many Ukrainian volunteers on the front lines...

Why don't we see the curvature?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Sounds like every political conservative on this site doesn't it?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2023:

@FrayedBear Russian propaganda site..... Proves just how stupid you really are...

Maybe they should drop exploding cans of this stuff on the Russians.... [twitter.com]

FrayedBear comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Perhaps if the Ukrainian soldiers had not allowed themselves to be indoctrinated in the American fetish for nice smells & disinfecting everything then they wouldn't have the problem of their reactivity to the smell & taste. I am fascinated by the tenor of our women member's replies compared to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2023:

@FrayedBear If Israel had half the brains of a rock in the desert they would get rid of the political and religious conservatives running the show and just start dropping thermobaric grenades into the tunnel systems Hamas uses... Also Russia Times is a propaganda outlet not a source of news...

The mastermind at work...

Betty comments on Dec 4, 2023:

Teamwork at play.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2023:

@Betty I found the easiest way to resolve the issue of a cat stealing food off the table is to make sure some of the meat is suitable for them and share.

Maybe they should drop exploding cans of this stuff on the Russians.... [twitter.com]

FrayedBear comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Perhaps if the Ukrainian soldiers had not allowed themselves to be indoctrinated in the American fetish for nice smells & disinfecting everything then they wouldn't have the problem of their reactivity to the smell & taste. I am fascinated by the tenor of our women member's replies compared to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2023:

@FrayedBear Oh look the pot calling the kettle black again....

Maybe they should drop exploding cans of this stuff on the Russians.... [twitter.com]

FrayedBear comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Perhaps if the Ukrainian soldiers had not allowed themselves to be indoctrinated in the American fetish for nice smells & disinfecting everything then they wouldn't have the problem of their reactivity to the smell & taste. I am fascinated by the tenor of our women member's replies compared to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2023:

@FrayedBear True I imagine mental facilities can provide you with plenty of company...

Maybe they should drop exploding cans of this stuff on the Russians.... [twitter.com]

Betty comments on Dec 5, 2023:

I guess they didn't like it. 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2023:

@Betty People all over the world eat strange shit but I do prefer my food to be fresh and not malodorous....

Maybe they should drop exploding cans of this stuff on the Russians.... [twitter.com]

FrayedBear comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Perhaps if the Ukrainian soldiers had not allowed themselves to be indoctrinated in the American fetish for nice smells & disinfecting everything then they wouldn't have the problem of their reactivity to the smell & taste. I am fascinated by the tenor of our women member's replies compared to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2023:

@Garban Big baddaboom....

Why don't we see the curvature?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Sounds like every political conservative on this site doesn't it?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2023:

@FrayedBear How much meth do you smoke again?...

Maybe they should drop exploding cans of this stuff on the Russians.... [twitter.com]

Betty comments on Dec 5, 2023:

I guess they didn't like it. 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2023:

Rotting fish?... Why is that do you think?...

Why don't we see the curvature?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2023:

Sounds like every political conservative on this site doesn't it?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2023:

@St-Sinner Religious conservatives are the backbone of today's political conservative parties... Which kind of shows how stupid a person has to be to call themselves a non-believer and still be a political conservative doesn't it?... Christian conservatives have schools that reject modern culture and things like science and reality because they fear the truth. This results in a movement full of ignorant fearful people...

Fun and games on a grand scale

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2023:

That face you make when you die of COVID....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2023:

@Esprit_de_Corp Six of one, half dozen of the other....

Well...he tried. 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2023:

4 knots.... You are not going to like it when the doctor tells you that you have an STD...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2023:

@FrayedBear You sound as stupid as that egotistical Christian conservative preacher who tried to claim that Bonhoeffer's theory of stupidity wasn't about conservatives...

Not many have those skills

Julie808 comments on Dec 3, 2023:

Lately I appalled at how many people use "I" and "me" incorrectly, like in "Jack and me went to the store" when they wouldn't say "Me went to the store." Same thing with "I" and "my" as in "Come to Susie and I's house" when they wouldn't say "Come to I's house." Seems to be something I'm ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2023:

@Julie808 Keep in mind that these grammatical changes are also good in that the once masculine oriented grammar of English has gone pretty far into the area of gender neutral so on the whole I do approve and hope this shift away from paternalism not only continues but accelerates. These sorts of shifts in American culture tend to really upset the Christian Nationalists...

The mastermind at work...

Betty comments on Dec 4, 2023:

Teamwork at play.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2023:

@Betty I have raised cats my entire life and while I love them to death it is only because I understand them so well.... The short answer to that is fuck yes.... A longer answer made short is I know them to have far longer memories than most people these days and people underestimate how intelligently ruthless they can be in getting what they want. But at the same time a cat if you bond completely with them the loyalty and willingness to fight to the death to protect you is amazing...

Isn't that spelled "Dorky?"

Betty comments on Dec 4, 2023:

The "d" from dachshund and the "orkie" from yorkie equals, dorkie. Get it? ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2023:

Made you look though didn't it?...

The mastermind at work...

Betty comments on Dec 4, 2023:

Teamwork at play.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2023:

Nah the cat is just setting the dog up to take the fall because he will get it the worst for gobbling up most of it...

Not many have those skills

Julie808 comments on Dec 3, 2023:

Lately I appalled at how many people use "I" and "me" incorrectly, like in "Jack and me went to the store" when they wouldn't say "Me went to the store." Same thing with "I" and "my" as in "Come to Susie and I's house" when they wouldn't say "Come to I's house." Seems to be something I'm ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2023:

@Julie808 Actually "me and" is now accepted as proper in modern English grammar.... It has been for a number of years now. Grammar changes with time and custom and I had to retake grammar in college about 15 years back because mine was outdated and would have caused me problems in ENG-101...

Our local Aldi has removed the check out lanes and installed self check out points.

silverotter11 comments on Dec 3, 2023:

Personally I like the self checkout, the less contact I have with some people the better. It's very MAGA where I live and I'm not good at keeping my opinions to myself so it's better not to have to interact with them. At the self checkout it's always young college kids and they tend to be very ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2023:

@silverotter11 1790s they want a return to slavery....

Don't worry. This is edited for PG-13.

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2023:

R is OK as long as it is not full frontal nudity

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2023:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut0XTC33TEQ=ThomasMoore

OMG !?! THE MUSIC HAS ALREADY STARTED

racocn8 comments on Dec 4, 2023:

Can we go back to the War on Christmas????

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2023:

Don't give Fox any more ideas every time they start that shit the crispy fries get even more obnoxious....

Well...he tried. 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2023:

4 knots.... You are not going to like it when the doctor tells you that you have an STD...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2023:

@FrayedBear I am always for political conservatives who don't reproduce...

Don't worry. This is edited for PG-13.

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2023:

R is OK as long as it is not full frontal nudity

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2023:

Pity that...

email to rusingle,at,xyz,dotcom

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2023:

Had my shots.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2023:

Go for it then Glenn...

Our local Aldi has removed the check out lanes and installed self check out points.

silverotter11 comments on Dec 3, 2023:

Personally I like the self checkout, the less contact I have with some people the better. It's very MAGA where I live and I'm not good at keeping my opinions to myself so it's better not to have to interact with them. At the self checkout it's always young college kids and they tend to be very ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2023:

@silverotter11, @annewimsey1, @Lauren here in CA the minimum wage is going up to 18.00 an hour on January first and yes self-checkouts are only there to cheat workers out of good paying jobs and yes the corporations know it causes under staffing in the stores as well as increased losses due to "shrinkage" (AKA shoplifting) which they just write off their taxes anyway. I fight back on this by having an employee ring me up telling them I don't trust the companies or the equipment. Walmart has falsely arrested customers who used those machines for "shoplifting" so my advice is to buck their system and force them to pay and treat employees better. We also need a government that works which means to enforce laws against price gouging and set maximum profit margins to bring inflation in line.

And she's just found out what he really really wants. 😆

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2023:

Go through my phone all you want, but ALL my computers are locked tight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2023:

@DenoPenno There are separate software solutions for a second hard drive that is either internal or external that can be installed on that drive alone. Some with up to 8K bit encryption requiring a second password to gain access making them about as secure as you will find. However the DOJ can still crack these or for that matter any well equipped police or national security service in the world. There are also major universities and corporations who either have or can access those resources also. That is why I suggest a double run of a good zero point wipe program to make sure there is nothing left to recover...

Well...he tried. 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2023:

4 knots.... You are not going to like it when the doctor tells you that you have an STD...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2023:

@FrayedBear Tell him with very little information I gave a perfect outline of his life...

I hope he lands in the worst drag bar in NY

puff comments on Dec 3, 2023:

So...........It's ok to pay out drag queens again? Good. No dysphoria there, he just likes dressing up to "Look at me!!!" like all drag queens. One who really transitions and stops living a lie would dress up for work as well as their identified gender.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2023:

@puff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6fiImEqLgI=NBCNews

Well...he tried. 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2023:

4 knots.... You are not going to like it when the doctor tells you that you have an STD...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

@FrayedBear And yet Ian Anderson is worth over 100 million today and is heavily invested in both fish farming and green environmental projects.... Your friend likely has a small pension and does nothing positive with his life...

Well...he tried. 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2023:

4 knots.... You are not going to like it when the doctor tells you that you have an STD...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

@FrayedBear https://youtu.be/u9bk2MrMGaA?feature=shared

Well...he tried. 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2023:

4 knots.... You are not going to like it when the doctor tells you that you have an STD...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

@FrayedBear In case you haven't figured it out from the OP he has a limp dick....

Well...he tried. 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2023:

4 knots.... You are not going to like it when the doctor tells you that you have an STD...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

@Betty Several factors would have to be considered... Foremost among them would be moisture and presence or absence of a foreskin....

Well...he tried. 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2023:

4 knots.... You are not going to like it when the doctor tells you that you have an STD...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

@Betty I wouldn't count on that...

Somebody has to say the right thing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2023:

But he will be the one getting laid...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

@Betty Even once a month would be wonderful.

Somebody has to say the right thing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2023:

But he will be the one getting laid...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

@Betty More of the father working 6 days a week as a UPS driver kind of thing. They only live about 50 miles from me but I know how those long hours are...

Somebody has to say the right thing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2023:

But he will be the one getting laid...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

@Betty Other than only seeing her twice a year. Hopefully things get better soon on that score though.

Somebody has to say the right thing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2023:

But he will be the one getting laid...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

@Betty Decades of never seeing her mother and not knowing this child existed because thankfully her father had gained sole custody has possibly made me want to spoil this child by doing the things I was never allowed to do for her and her mother before.

And she's just found out what he really really wants. 😆

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2023:

Go through my phone all you want, but ALL my computers are locked tight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

@glennlab Before destroying the harddrive always remember to do a double zero point wipe first that insures all information on any harddrive can't be recovered. Even disc fragments can be processed for information by an expert...

Somebody has to say the right thing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2023:

But he will be the one getting laid...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

@Betty I just took my granddaughter and her family out to dinner for her birthdays to a place I considered "low priced" and spent about 230.00 and she got her Christmas/Birthday present of an ebike with helmet that if bought at a store would have likely cost over 4,000.00 but cost me only about 2,500.00 to put together for her. Needless to say it made her a very happy young lady.

Hear me out here

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2023:

Have to watch what you eat anywhere you go out these days the main ingredients are fat and sugar... Fat Food making addicts of everyone.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

@St-Sinner Dyes, preservatives, insecticides and pharmaceuticals have already been confirmed to cause the spread of cancer and other heath problems...

And she's just found out what he really really wants. 😆

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2023:

Go through my phone all you want, but ALL my computers are locked tight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

If you do have data you don't want seen the best way to prevent someone getting into your business is a second hard drive on your computer that you have heavily encrypted and password protected...

It's god's word, uh?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2023:

Why couldn't he have been the one who lived to be 100 years old instead?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

@St-Sinner Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett both died young as well...

What a wonderful time of the year....

St-Sinner comments on Dec 2, 2023:

No, not enough and he said I am is not a crook.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

Calling bullshit on that... Tricky Dick was a crook as well as one of the most evil opportunists to ever be elected president.

And she's just found out what he really really wants. 😆

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2023:

Go through my phone all you want, but ALL my computers are locked tight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

If they are Windows or IOS I can open either in a matter of minutes....

Somebody has to say the right thing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2023:

But he will be the one getting laid...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

@Betty What do they do take you to McDonalds and feed you off the dollar menu?....

I saw some Christmas memes! Is it almost that time again?!?!?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2023:

If you are looking for pedophiles the founder of "Moms for Liberty" is a convicted pedo....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2023:

@michelle666gar Funny how their imaginary friend can't seem to protect them from the legal system isn't it?... Almost as if he didn't exist huh?

I saw some Christmas memes! Is it almost that time again?!?!?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2023:

If you are looking for pedophiles the founder of "Moms for Liberty" is a convicted pedo....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2023:

@michelle666gar So I guess it isn't Gay as long as two women are fucking each other and the same man according to Mom's for Liberty....

I saw some Christmas memes! Is it almost that time again?!?!?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2023:

If you are looking for pedophiles the founder of "Moms for Liberty" is a convicted pedo....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2023:

@michelle666gar LMAO I just found out one of the "Mom's for Liberty" members who is a member of the school board in her district as well as being married to a high ranking state GOP official was having a long term affair with another woman who was also sleeping (funny term that huh?) with her husband.... Not only that apparently the other woman broke it off and the husband allegedly raped her...

I agree. No preachers allowed at my funeral, bring a physicist [m.youtube.com]

michelle666gar comments on Dec 1, 2023:

I told my kids to just have a bonfire in my backyard and throw my body in it, have a keg party and just have fun! Life goes on, fuck it!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2023:

English professor made the mistake of asking the class what kind of funeral they would want.... I told her I wanted a Belter's send off from Niven's known space series.... People sit around getting drunk telling tall tails about what an asshole I was in life.... But I added a twist telling her that "afterwards since I had no further need of my body as far as I was concerned they could throw me on the BBQ and the cannibals could eat me..." The entire class lost it.

Brilliant nasal policy in action

racocn8 comments on Nov 30, 2023:

I never got into eating my snot. I used to have a pet rat that liked it though.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2023:

Why would you feed your snot to a rat?...

Good riddance to the most evil kind of shitty rubbish....

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2023:

Dr. K makes you wish there were a hell.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2023:

@glennlab Unfortunately Christians do see it that way...

Good riddance to the most evil kind of shitty rubbish....

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2023:

Dr. K makes you wish there were a hell.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2023:

Wouldn't do any good after all he would have been a shoe in for heaven so we have to be satisfied with the fact it doesn't exist either...

Has this happened to you? You may not be entitled to a compensation!

michelle666gar comments on Nov 29, 2023:

Can't do that, I have to be attracted to the guy, I can't close my eyes and hold my breath while having sex with a dude I'm not attracted to! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 29, 2023:

How has that worked out for you?... I know it hasn't done a bit of good for me.

This was a hit the first time with Dukakis but Clinton-Gore killed it in 1992

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2023:

Dan Quayle The guy who was so dumb they rejected his contestants application for "are you smarter than a 5th grader" because they said it was like dynamiting fish in a barrel...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 29, 2023:

@St-Sinner That was actually some of the less stupid mistakes he made.... https://www.liveabout.com/dan-quayle-quotes-2733512

Seriously?

PennyWhistle comments on Nov 28, 2023:

What do you expect of someone whose brain was formed in a peach tree dish? I prefer to call her EmptyG.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 29, 2023:

I call her Maggot T Greene....

It goes downhill fast.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2023:

You never realize until you say "I do" that you mean you know you are jumping off a cliff...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 29, 2023:

@Moravian If you had a wife like that would you want one?...

Seriously?

silverotter11 comments on Nov 28, 2023:

If part of being stupid is no self awareness what so ever than she is stupid. Who will she lash out at when it all sinks in no gives a shit about what she has to say? I just hope the dems or a decent gop candidate can be found to go up against her if she decides to run again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 28, 2023:

"Who will she lash out at?" Same as now everyone and being unaware that nobody gives a shit about her it will yield no results except negative ones.... As for the Republicans finding someone "decent" to run against her in the present state of the GQP I find that even less likely than her suddenly becoming popular with anyone in congress including Republicans...

Seriously?

Redneckliberal comments on Nov 28, 2023:

my dog is smarter

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 28, 2023:

@Redneckliberal Then he may well be smarter than everyone in the Republican party...

Seriously?

Redneckliberal comments on Nov 28, 2023:

my dog is smarter

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 28, 2023:

If your dog eats its own shit it is likely smarter than most of the Republican party....

So when Trump has a hot date with a porn star does he take her for dinner at McDonalds and say.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2023:

Then he has to cut a check or three for her not to tell anyone about his mushroom.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2023:

Mushrooms just told me they are officially deeply insulted by that...

They asked AI to show how Texas would be if it were a person. Do you agree?

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2023:

forgot the huge belt buckle and tiny dick.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2023:

@michelle666gar I find it funny how the hate Jews but support Israel.....

They asked AI to show how Texas would be if it were a person. Do you agree?

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2023:

forgot the huge belt buckle and tiny dick.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2023:

And we both forgot to mention the Confederate Swastika along with the obligatory MAGA hat....

Me: This is the wall I used to sit on with my mates when we were little. Her: Wow... (Whatever)

DenoPenno comments on Nov 26, 2023:

I told my ex that I used to live in Texas and she lives there now.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2023:

Should have told her you used to live in Florida that way she could have been washed out to sea...

"Honey what kind of "fine wine" goes well with fried chicken?

michelle666gar comments on Nov 26, 2023:

I would say old, expired MD 20/20! 🤮🤮🤮😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2023:

Definitely a better quality wine than that shit is... When taste tested by wine drinkers on Skid row in Los Angeles they said... "I'd rather drink Draino than this shit..."

Been busy with family!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2023:

Hiding from them?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2023:

@michelle666gar ";Honey what kind of ;fine wine; goes well with fried chicken?"

Been busy with family!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2023:

Hiding from them?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2023:

@michelle666gar I have a step-son-inlaw who has custody of my granddaughter. I like him and I can't say that about my own family... They are coming over tomorrow for my granddaughter's birthday party when she will get her new ebike I custom built for her. I even got her a matching motorcycle helmet with cat ears, tire pump, spare brake shoes, spare keys and remote for the alarm system and even the brake light works when she applies them.

Been busy with family!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2023:

Hiding from them?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2023:

@michelle666gar Just asking because you never know when the inlaws are going to show up...