A medical helicopter crashed in Philadelphia and it is being called a “miracle of the almighty ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2022:

It didn't crash the pilot managed to auto-rotate the bird down or everyone would have been dead.... It wasn't a "miracle" it was luck and good piloting.

The KJV Bible may soon be a textbook in Oklahoma classrooms - YouTube

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2022:

This could result in their public schools losing federal funding...

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2022:

Then after attending that church for years their son tells them he no longer wants to go to church because the priest has been raping him.... News flash the only people I know who actually read the bible decided it was a bunch of horseshit and left the Christian religion....

Seems like this wasn't such a bright idea.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2022:

He used to be the tallest guy his friends knew but now he is a foot shorter.....

Poor floor!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2022:

Why I don't like letting people in my house....

😆😂🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2022:

That is my little girl Rocket.... A Siamese/Tabby mix who when the other cats give her shit she just hisses and slaps them on the head. She is the matriarch of the clan.

The first liar never stands a chance

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2022:

Gift shopping in Texas....

Now that explains a lot

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 10, 2022:

https://youtu.be/nodgkwkmaW0

Seriously! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 10, 2022:

Sometimes you just have to tell them.... https://youtu.be/qileP4bAzek

[youtu.be] Coronavirus Rhapsody

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 9, 2022:

Corona virus reality....

Dealing with fake family this week! LMAO!!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 7, 2022:

Ask them "if you have so much joy inside how come you are such a hate-filled asshole all the time?"

She fell in love!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 7, 2022:

I don't have to mock them..... religious beliefs are self-mocking all you have to do is point it out....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 6, 2022:

WHAT......?

You're an extreme redneck when.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 6, 2022:

#6 Should read "Hold ma beer and watch dis..." And number #12 "You complement the local beauty queen by saying "nice tooth"..."

God's Gift - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 6, 2022:

Question that comes to my mind is was god telling Adam to go fuck himself by creating Eve from his rib?

It already feels this way.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Or girlfriend....

This made me laugh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2021:

In addition to the "og" underneath they should add "AKA Sonic" I bet he would love that....

The right energy for 2022| Happy New Year! Vir Das [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2021:

Never could have said it better.....

10 characters

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 30, 2021:

Fuck Chuck Boresus....

That was a mistake

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 30, 2021:

Same thing happened to me at Chuck E. Cheese who would have guessed their mascot was a giant rat....

Little Shemale Angels.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Heads or tails?...

So say the incels...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Which is probably one of many reasons they can't get laid....

Vote for the GQP, cut your own throat...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Republicans rant about "tax and spend Democrats" like that is a bad thing while they run up the debt by not taxing and spending even more....

Not even one, anymore...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2021:

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Florida Man Claims to Have No Idea How Drugs Got Taped to His Penis The Associated Press reports ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Sounds like he got screwed....

I don't know if a blond guy should post this joke, here it goes anyway.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Thankfully I am bald...

A LOT better than that fucking elf.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2021:

"Is his nose cold?...."

Bet they regret it now

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2021:

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Some of us have it worse than others!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 20, 2021:

Usual thinking of the self absorbed.....

Ten characters

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2021:

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You suck. 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2021:

Not even once I can tell the difference between a video post and a .jpeg....

A complimentary pair.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2021:

I posted these a while back and all the Clinton conservatives got bent out of shape....

Does this make sense?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2021:

Sorry but SSI only pays about 930.00 a month.... It is this nonsense that is destroying this country. The real culprit is the obscenely wealthy spending hundreds of millions buying politicians so they don't have to pay the billions in taxes that are their fair share in supporting the country and economy they depend on for their wealth....

He is around...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 18, 2021:

Why settle for one when she can have both...... You're welcum girl...

Yes! Please!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2021:

And more than a few others like her....

I was reminded that tomorrow is Keith Richards' birthday.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2021:

Robin was right... Keith is still with us.

Every time a bell rings.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2021:

Saw some moron wearing one of those "transvaccinated" shirts today in the store I told him he was a moron and I was looking forward to reading his obituary...

Christmas mistake

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Sent this one to a few people I know....

Holy 💩 that’s funny.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Not here to fuck yours either....

Completely unretouched.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2021:

https://youtu.be/t039p6xqutU

Lmfao poor jebus

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2021:

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All cats are the same :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Mine just open the damned door and barge in to make sure I am not drowning on the shitter....

I refuse to put up with the nonsense any longer.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Personally I enjoy putting them in their place it is so much fun telling them why their belief system is screwed up....

Every day. Every where. Every me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2021:

I was born in the wrong century or on the wrong planet.... Far too many stupid people living here and now...

I won't even apologize :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Fuck the GQP...

As you requested

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2021:

https://youtu.be/aG5Y4VXlk-w

Well you did say yes, dummy! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Run, run Rudolph.....

Tinseltwat! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2021:

Give the gift that keeps on giving this holiday season.... Fuckery....

Not sure where to post this... Health and Happiness? Or?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 13, 2021:

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Far beyond obvious for a long time... WTH 🤔🤣🤔🤣🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 13, 2021:

Well to be fair they did find a few cases of voter fraud but it was all Republicans voting for Donnie Dumbass.... Obviously it wasn't enough to change the outcome of the election....

Rocket face?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 12, 2021:

Ben Dover.......

On the 25th, after all these centuries of blithering horse shit, I think it is time for some insight...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 12, 2021:

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laughs Another two-fer (also Music Lovers).

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 12, 2021:

Weird Al beat them by over 30 years but this was good just the same.... https://youtu.be/beTsDOBRs8I

Happy Sunday! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 12, 2021:

Sinful Sunday my favorite day of the week....

Classic movie

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2021:

And are wondering where the fucking cat got too....

A sweet interlude.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2021:

One of several reasons I no longer shop at Home Dildo...

By including the right firepower, this classic story has a very different tone.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2021:

That was probably him last winter....

Do ya think

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2021:

And sleeping 364 days a year....

TN Teacher Sends Former Student Message Condemning Her Same-Sex Relationship | Hemant Mehta | ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2021:

Another moron in the freak gallery heard from....

I think it is little confusing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2021:

Which is why real historians now call these dates B.C.E. and C.E.

Three gay men are at the crematorium All three are mourning the recent death of their husbands ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2021:

That cook sounds an awful lot like a Catholic to me....

No offense.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2021:

Some people just can't get over that they are not the center of the universe....

lol, I don't know, I was bored and Photoshop was open.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2021:

Eat more pie....

For star wars music buffs

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2021:

Use the force.... up the volume...

Didn't know he could do that

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2021:

Unless you are in your 60s' you probably don't remember these...

Am I the only one who thinks navy blue is a female plot against men? It’s black

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2021:

Navy blue was developed to not show vomit stains.....

Peeping Santa

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2021:

Perv.......

Just to be clear...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 7, 2021:

Maybe he should have paid him....

A woman joins a country club, and when she hears some guys talking about their golf round, she says,...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 6, 2021:

No wonder her stroke was off the third time....

The 12 Days of Covid - All Hail Lord Fauci! [rumble.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 6, 2021:

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Spending the holidays with my extended family! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2021:

I hope they at least bothered to cook them first....

Why does it take three women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2021:

In the words of Sam Kennison... "I don't date much because when you do a routine like mine it is hard to get laid afterwards..."

I still have my CDs and DVDs but no longer have the device to play them.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 5, 2021:

Re: 1, 2, 3 and 4 my computer has all that for me... Yes I do have DVDs and CDs but I rip and store them on my hard drive so they don't get damaged. Re: 5 I would rather go to the place to pick up food calling it in from outside because it costs less than the delivery fees and I can be sure they got the fucking order right...

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2021:

https://youtu.be/S9Wi3A3skb0

Burn!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2021:

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Not my Christmas and no kids on lap

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2021:

Back to the true meaning of Christmas.... The Saturnalia....

Are we ready for Christmas?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2021:

What a knotty tree....

This just has to be Canada? :-)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 3, 2021:

For small wood?....

Someone has a strange sense of humor

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2021:

So where is the butt plug?....

When will they stop the absurd idea that atheists eat babies?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2021:

In my Yahoo Answers days we used to troll the R&S section asking for and trading "Babby recipes..." https://youtu.be/Ll-lia-FEIY

Up yours, Texas!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2021:

https://youtu.be/QxP442T-aZ0

Be careful not to startle them. And make sure you subscribe to the podcast.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2021:

Squidly and the Diddlers....

Art Class Christmas tree drawings.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 1, 2021:

That would have been me growing up.... Another three days off from school please...

MAKING AMERICA GAG AGAIN

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

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Not falling for it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

Oh look more blood sucking monsters trying to get you into their cult...

Just for fun

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

Here kitty, kitty, kitty....

Empty shelves. Breaks my heart.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

If you are so worried trying figuring it out that the real problem is with the huge trucking companies refusing to pay drivers enough to live on...

Just for laughs

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2021:

Except in the South where tactical vests, assault rifles, and pistols are all in fashion for everyday wear....

This is the best idea yet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2021:

I say we keep throwing anti-vaxxers and Republican politicians into volcanoes until the pandemic ends....

Modern problems

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2021:

Solution: Salvage the loops off your old mask and tie the loops on the new one together... This is also useful for those who find that their masks are too tight and irritate their ears while wearing them...

The Art of the Steal | Cyanide & Happiness Monday Mashup [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2021:

Coffffffeeeeeeeeee.....

Lucky chappy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2021:

The church is just upset because he wasn't filming himself in a threesome with a couple Altar boys instead....

Lassie Saves the Day 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2021:

Timmie was a worthless little dumbass anyway and if he had grown up would have been a Trumpanzee....

Sorry snowflake

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2021:

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We know he doesn't

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2021:

Severe brain damage...

Oh the horror

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2021:

Both of them taste like rat piss....

They were just trying to make us stronger! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2021:

Like the time my father fixed my bikes brakes for me (nothing was wrong with them before he greased them)....

10 characters

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2021:

GQP mascot.... The incel elephant....

"You fancy my best friend, don't you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2021:

Proper use of the English language... it can keep you alive...

Suspicious sounding weather forecast.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2021:

Hot stuff.....