Describes a lot of groups today

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2022:

I can't really understand how these Christian "anti-Darwinism" and other anti-science posts stay up on supposedly "academic" sites....

It kind of stings sometimes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2022:

Happens to me all the time...

She made the deadline!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2022:

For me every day is a muggy day.... and it can never be too muggy.

He really didn't think this one through!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2022:

Go Darwin go!

Blokes don't do mind-reading - Fact. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2022:

Girl do you really want to be the one laying there in a fed full of chip crumbs?....

much nicer memory [tiktok.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2022:

How insulting .... To Grandpa Munster....

Happy Thursday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2022:

Probably would have been better off marrying a prison pen pal than my ex-wife....

He answered the question.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2022:

Lucky guy mine was a pain in the ass....

Latest if you missed the news......

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2022:

Always has to be a fall guy....

Nailed it!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2022:

Now that is what I call healthy exercise....

T-boy was delivering papers to an apartment house over dere in Montegut.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2022:

Women have it easy all they have to do is be there.... We have the hard part, trying to keep from cuming before we get started....

Looking back in hind sight...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 15, 2022:

At least they got a bang out of it....

Some companies just do it all!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

Aren't orgies essentially openings of a sort?....

Just out. Anyone seen it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

No but I want to very much....

Twins separated at birth?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

One is crazy and the other is just a bit eccentric....

God, I hate it! It's so annoying! 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

They teach them that in marketing to increase sales because people have to keep wandering through the store to find what they need it increases impulse buying.

It's your problem, not mine.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

I am #1.....

Just so you know!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

You finally noticed did you?

Lift with your legs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

Check the driver's ID first....

Pups could be in trouble.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

The better be careful he might get the munchies and mistake them for hotdogs....

Comedy Show Goes Off the Rails - Steve Hofstetter [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

Taco Hell...... Still better than working for Delta....

Yes, you are worth a risk.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2022:

....

Now that the Queen has died, you will no longer receive a letter from her when you turn 100.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2022:

Something about his "long spear?..."

This maybe the origin of 'Mary had a ....'

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2022:

Stick a fork in it that lamb is done....

Yup...I'm feeling it!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2022:

And the worst part of all is when parts start falling off...

checkmate atheists

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

No Jebus required...

In demand on FetLife

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Stuck on you....

This beats high school reunion.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

That would be me on my ebike....

You like manicure? There is a special place....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Don't tell me I do NOT want to know....

Anti-bucket list.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Get involved with someone like my ex-wife....

the vatican must be getting desperate

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

For almost 300 years now....

Simply by replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87%.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Green tea sucks the joy out of everything....

God's magic

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Johnny shoots and scores!....

I get things done

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

I foresee a suspended license in someone's future.... and no I am not psychic.

The same when you go to a grave and talk the guy below the ground

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2022:

Jesus is watching you masturbate.... Jesus is Gay?.... No he doesn't like it he just watches you.... So Jesus is a closet queen....

No, can't do.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2022:

Just because you believe in a book written by goat raping savages that denies reality don't get all butthurt because a few simple facts make you feel like the fool you are....

A life of worship all for nothing! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2022:

And a son taking the throne who intends to go R.O.A.D.

Is this true?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

True but he never claimed she was born one.... https://youtu.be/Cx3QmqV2pHg

Now on sale! Ships from China. No returns please.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

Finally a sex bot that can find both the clit and G-spot....

As long as they're tasty, I think I'm OK with that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

If they are smart enough to make a plan to kill us they are also smart enough to know that afterwards not only will they have no purpose but will have no ability to maintain or replicate themselves.... AI horror stories are based on a faulty premise....

the new karate kid soundtrack looks great.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

My how the mighty have fallen..... https://thetruthaboutmartialarts.weebly.com/2010-michael-crain---guilty-martial-arts-teacher.html

His priorities may be skewed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

Kind of makes one wonder how Ireland has managed to survive all these centuries...

Final!y a job

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

As I understand it he has spent decades fighting to save the environment and stop corporations from destroying the world economy and now that he is king he plans to "do nothing just like his mother".... Typical....

Always wanted to....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

He is probably still sitting there wondering where she went and when she is coming back.....

Totally, completely, no doubt.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Virtual din-din....

Say for example....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

And likely you are probably why she has trust issues....

There is a rumor going around

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Don't you mean her brother?....

Just checking on you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Just keeping with the Karate Kid image.... Whack on.... whack off...

chinese elon musk. Yilong Ma

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Hey you misspelled "S'long Ma"

The condescending club ,won’t explain it , you won’t understand

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

The second rule of Condescending Club is to always pretend to some special knowledge you don't have and others aren't capable of understanding so you don't need to reveal your own ignorance....

At least one of these would not make me more comfortable, can you guess?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

My guess is the diet that works...

I Just heard Paddy say - “So now dey got King Charlie da turd” - all I could reply was, spot ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

This is what happens when you keep useless inbred bums around as pensioners because they are related to hedge bandits from the dark ages....

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Just out of curiosity did the judge lose it too?.... also between the cop and the driver the false arrest settlement must have got him off the bus and into a nice house and car....

Life of a grammar nazi 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

Mixed chuckles with royal humor

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2022:

I love #6....

It wasn't a red shoe this time

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2022:

Save a lot of money like that and if she leaves it saves even more....

Which door is yours....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2022:

My guess is this place advertises itself as a "single place" but when you get there instead of chicken all they have is goose....

Another groaner

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2022:

To call that a stinker is to downplay just how bad it is...

Oh, I was late to the party?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2022:

1960s' either it was just how you got 6 or more friends into the drive in

I know exactly why

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2022:

That will teach you.... stay in bed!.... only good things happen there.

Accidents coz men are distracted.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2022:

Welcome to Texas drivers ed....

I warned you that it was coming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2022:

Is it cold or are her nipples just happy to see me?....

too expensive for me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2022:

So for luck you sit in the lap of a guy who got nailed to a cross to die.....

Shocking experience

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2022:

How to make an ash of yourself by pretending you are an electrician....

This can't be right...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2022:

And as we all know Texans sure do know about crime....

He makes it easy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2022:

You mean "ex-husband..." Or "new corpse"don't you?...

Is she really wrong?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2022:

Then blowjobs are candy and sex is dinner....

I was just wondering if Sterling pound notes will have "In Liz we Truss" printed on them? :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2022:

Acts a lot like him too.... https://youtu.be/A2mq81iynfA

I have been waitin......

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2022:

Try pornhub you can find both there....

Happened yesterday

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2022:

And people wonder why I am an antitheist....

Picked my friend up from the hospital yesterday.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2022:

Why didn't you reply.... "I was asking who the father was dumbshit"....

An interesting fact is revealed from a long research

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2022:

I should get one of those for my yard as a decoration for December....

They have been waiting. Tell me he ain't coming back.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2022:

Actually it has only been 1950 years...

end of an era

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2022:

Time can rid you of many evils.... unfortunately not nearly fast enough.

Totally. I live in Texas but I am on his side.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2022:

However singing about what a shitty life you have and how your wife ran off with your best friend while you hit your dog with your truck and the train wrecked your truck..... That is country music... Depressing shit that makes you want to eat a gun barrel please don't inflict it on me.

I'll make it my motto

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2022:

Better to make it her motto....

Knew it would happen

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2022:

When the fit hits the shan....

It was an interesting meeting though....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2022:

Hey where did you get that picture of us?... And no I am not R. P. McMurphy that is a base canard I only act like him...

The countdown has started. Are you a Halloween person or not?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2022:

I want her on my front porch...

What would one do with a second mustache?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2022:

Why pay for a tattoo when you can get one for free in prison?.... Your family is already disappointed.

Anybody going?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2022:

I bet they end up short staffed....

Why I like cooked meat, not grilled.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2022:

So remember to cook your wiener....

Bernie's messages are confusing. Free health care or not?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2022:

Considering he is one of very few politicians who is actually faithful to their spouse this is in bad taste...

I have questions, anyone want to guess at the answers?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2022:

Something tells me somebody was a little pissed off..... because her purse was pissed on....

Wilson, what are you doing? 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2022:

One of many reasons I never watched TV....

A special ability

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

A talent that comes to everyone with age....

Barricaded at work because there was a robbery at the bank next door and the suspects ran away! ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

So when they robbed the bank did they get all $5?....

My daughter wanted a pet spider for her birthday I went to the pet store, and the owner said ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

I have a beautiful black and red one you can have for $5....

Let God guide you - Not! 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

Shaking more than 3 times is masturbation.... remember god is watching you....

That look is not extinct, even if the diplodocus who sported it has been long since fossilized.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

"The end is near why not have a cone?" Sure why not?... Ok that'll be 5 bucks... So where you going to spend the money if the end is near?... STFU and get out of here already...

The Republic of Ireland have announced that as the only EU state in the British Isles they will use ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

Benny Hill the new years......

Food for thought...I'll let myself out...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

Amazing how many professed non-believers get their panties in a bunch over this one....

Good morning all

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

Morning my ass in another hour it will just be bedtime for me...

Well, they have to explain everything.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2022:

https://youtu.be/tcQgJj-4TZY

It really didn't take any thought at all...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2022:

Now that is a burn....

The chase begins

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2022:

Love the addition of the grave site....

Sure seems that way.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2022:

We is what we is and that is all we is....

Clotile is home, NAKED, happily jumping on her bed & squealing with delight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2022:

Ask a stupid question....

A Bama Fan goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2022:

What a coincidence.....