Covid

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Oh great more stupid from the far reich anti-vax and anti-maskers....

That magic word

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2021:

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Okay someone shared this on another social media site and I had to find it to share here as I needed...

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Just don't do it

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Christian Actor Says He’s Lost Roles and Money for Being Faithful to His Wife | Beth Stoneburner |...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2021:

So what dipshit is saying is... "Give me the roles and pay me the money so I can refuse to do the work they require?..." That is like someone taking a job selling something in a store then saying the items they are selling violates their religious beliefs so they can't sell them and expecting to get paid for the job they refuse to do... Or a Vegan getting a job in a restaurant that doesn't serve the kind of food they eat then refusing to do the work yet expecting a pay check. Ain't life a bitch?

That I believe lmao

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2021:

After of course wiping her ass with the constitution....

I certainly feel that way every time

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2021:

https://youtu.be/kBDyTfxx5Bo

I was done playing with it, anyway...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2021:

When I left for my first duty station in the Marines I got a letter from my mother complaining my cat had left a possum in the pool...

I guess I can give her that, tho I wouldn't have put it past her...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Too bad she didn't write that type of crap.... The latest news from the "Ayn Rand Institute" is that the people who died in the Floriduh condo collapse "deserved to die for living there..."

As a bit of Response to the previous inane Post...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2021:

You misspelled *asinine*

Have you seen my....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Choir boys got up too....

Absolutely too many times

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2021:

On a daily basis unfortunately....

Hopefully not too long now

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Considering his business and CFO have both been indicted on RICO charges it shouldn't be long now... Then there is the FEC investigation into Ivanka which appears to have already lead to half the family facing charges of perjury and obstruction of justice....

What he will likely recommend next.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Stupid person posting stupid memes... go figure...

That would be a real scream

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Actually I am kind of hoping we see a repeat of some of the more spectacular early Russian launch attempts...

So alone, so lonely.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

We all are alone to some degree but we make the decision most of the time to be completely alone for ourselves out of fear.

Probably deciding who goes first

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Kind of hoping they all end up under the bus together...

I call this meme WTF

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

When you just want to step out for a breath of fresh air....

Now that makes more sense than suing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

He has always failed upwards it seems...

This might come in handy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Must have stopped off for a clone job...

Only works on one thing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

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My life for sure

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Off the rails....

Here's a thought...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Deport the sex offenders and it will be simply trading racist Republicans for refugees...

Just not usually highly motivated...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

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Just. like. chill, dude...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Why I am highly motivated to enjoy life and take it easy....

When I was a little kid I thought all cats were girls & all dogs were boys.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Mostly because of all those incel kids who called themselves "dawgs" and talking about all the "pussy" they were supposedly getting right?

Wonder for how long it would work...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

I want one in front of my house of a huge crack with a demon crawling out....

Just hilarious

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Sometimes you just shake your head

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Fuck that let em...

Brian thought his tatoo was brilliant.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

I bet he wondered how they caught him....

Once again we are coming into coyote season...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

https://youtu.be/B69ew9FtRF0

I don't need sleep, I need answers!

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Why is it acceptable

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

I figure they aren't going to like me anyway so why not point it out and enjoy the outrage?....

I have an entire garage full of them, but somehow when I need one, it's never the right size! Then ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

When my grandmother died and we cleaned out the house there were rooms with drawers and boxes filled with nothing but plastic bags.... But we already knew she was batshit insane... Well everyone but my mother knew anyway.... Kind of runs in the family another reason I am so glad I was adopted.

The Truth hurts

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

In the first grade when I was sent to the office for reading Willy Ley instead of reading "See Tom run, run Tom run" with the rest of the class.....

OK, kinda cheesy, but actually 2 jokes in 1...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

Especially in March...

Dating has not been easy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

In the 7th grade I put a little cartoon at the bottom of a history test titled "Custards last stand..." Teacher had no sense of humor and sent me too the office....

The perfect footwear for a day at the beach!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

Bring real beer not that shit Redneck crap like Buttwiper...

"Ward, don't be so tough on the Beaver." "Mom, I'm Wally! Shit, you've been smoking my stash, too!"

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

Every little bit helps when you are dealing with kids...

Still in a Friday state of mind...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

Ahh yes I remember those days well...

At least this one never claimed he was a "stable genius"...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2021:

Prayer fail....

god i wish that were me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2021:

Never underestimate us old fuckers we still know how to start a fire in the bedroom....

I like this tee shirt

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2021:

Question is where could they be deported to?... I can't think of any country stupid enough to take them....

Great sign should be more if them

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2021:

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Don't hire this guy to do your roof repair, your insurance rates will increase, and he will just be ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2021:

Jesus is that you?...

That's what happens when you've been sheltered and isolated for your whole life.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2021:

https://youtu.be/D0qDW9shiD8

Also, I'm slightly dishartened about how few people in CO are still active here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2021:

Maybe you should consider looking around more and finding out about new places. If you did you might find Colorado isn't the end all be all place you seem to think it is now.

Our Government Is Creating A Cryptocurrency | What You MUST Know - YouTube

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2021:

Credit cards are a form of crypto currency... so is what is in your bank account. Most people don't realize what a crypto currency is and think crap like "BitCoin" is a good investment. News flash it isn't while bank accounts are insured against losses by the government bit coin is not. Private crypto currencies have zero value and are a scam and many of these are being run up in price by billionaires who will then cash out and devalue them leaving the gullible stuck with a bunch of worthless ones and zeros in the cloud.

Gonna need extra TP after that!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2021:

Has to be better than the book "Chicken soup for the soul" I wouldn't even use that one to wipe my ass with for fear of a horrendous rash....

Well, maybe that and several million dollars

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2021:

Oddly I wrote a paper on religion and how it affects people a few years back which was picked up to be taught in a class on sociology maybe I should have asked for an honorary degree?...

Follow me for more dating tips

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Find me in the fertilizer isle.....

Two sleezeballs

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Must have been Jello shots....

It's not all just Florida man

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Newsflash those are in the men's department at a Floriduh Walmart near you.....

To those who don't like door to door salesmen... (coming to a town near you)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Big Pharma should be socialized and the profits used for research instead of lining billionaires pockets instead of looting the economy for billions every year by inflating their prices for medications people need but can't afford because their health insurance refuses to cover it.... Same goes for health insurance. #MedicareForAll would give us more hospitals, more doctors and nurses, better coverage and no medical bankruptcies...

Pray for rain

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2021:

I would be happy to stop by and piss on it for them...

If something here offends you

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2021:

If I haven't managed to offend you yet please be patient I will get around to you sooner or later....

I like turtles...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2021:

So did you want to bring your girlfriend on a date along with us?...

Dawkins would be proud...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2021:

Being an atheist only means believing in one less god than they do....

Yes, if done right!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2021:

If she doesn't want the sex why does she want the guys?...

Hell, Caesar...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2021:

At least he got the point....

This is so true! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 3, 2021:

And so many men wonder why women get involved with guys like that and then say we are all the same...

now you tell me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 3, 2021:

Punctuation and spelling is at times more important than grammar....

Be a fun-loving twister. 😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 3, 2021:

Insanity is the best defense against a hostile world...

Fun exercise

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 3, 2021:

I'll go for beaver but not squirrel....

“I’m alright.” Really

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 3, 2021:

Damn it thanks to you I ended up having "second breakfast" and it didn't taste all that good the first time....

Always better to ask for forgiveness than permission???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 3, 2021:

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& don't bring up "Cults of Personality" like Stalin's Communism or Mao's Cultural Revolution.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 3, 2021:

Mao was a Buddhist and also believed in I Ching while Stalin was not the dictator he was made out to be he was a part of a committee which ended up assassinating him for actually trying to put more power into the hands of the people. The Royals had never allowed power to people which was the driving force behind the revolution to begin with. The problem with revolutions is that power once attained is not easily surrendered. Also Stalin was raised and educated Orthodox Catholic as well as creating the first public hospital system Russia ever had saving millions of lives. He was a complex personality and not what so many false historians of the McCarthy era made him out to be. Yes he had his bad points in trying to keep royalists and the church from taking back the power they had lost many people did die, but he also had his good points and many of the deaths he was blamed for were actually caused by others like Hitler and the committee... Oddly many of the deaths blamed on Stalin happened after his death which makes it ridiculous to blame them on him...

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 3, 2021:

No religion is peaceful... It takes a peaceful person to promote peace and a fool to promote war as a solution... "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel" Samuel Johnson "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." Issac Asimov

Is this what is meant by "funny, not funny"???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 2, 2021:

Problem we have is that the Moderates in the DNC help them keep control more often than not...

PSA for summertime

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 2, 2021:

Had to snake that one in there didn't you?...

Free Britney

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 2, 2021:

And people saying his going to prison was "an injustice" not because he didn't do it but because his lawyer is claiming that he had an immunity deal with the previous prosecutor that was never put in writing.... I guess we are going to start seeing a lot of this new "Cosby defense" just like we saw a rash of the "Twinkie defense" with Harvey Milk.... From "it wasn't me it was the Twinkies" to "it wasn't me it was the Puddin..."

Y'all know who you are, BFD just so you enjoy them.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2021:

Same here....

Adjusting to my business. So accurate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2021:

Forgot to add in "or have a tendency to drink your meals and snacks..."

Drama Queens

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2021:

Summer vacation is school was invented for exploiting children as a labor source...

Got to love the marketing genius

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2021:

Pity the country is so corrupt.

Circle of life... sort of

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2021:

People are afraid of my cat because he is rather large and he has been known to slap the shit out of dogs even a pitbull.... Cats being afraid of dogs is a myth....

My dating profile attracts most of these

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2021:

When you are looking for an angel fish but all you find are dog fish....

Diseased ones, at that!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2021:

The Republican party has been a bag of dicks ever since Tricky Dick and Joke McCarthy took over....

The absolutely very least...

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Taking the easy way out

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2021:

Amazing how many people buy Hall's cough drops who can't spell what they are made from....

It's like Vegas except instead of losing a few grand you lose your life/freedom

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2021:

Gee sounds just like the GQP without the ability the Chinese have to build anything of value...

Love sharing this one when the Christians start preaching

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2021:

I get so tired of people telling me that by being an atheist I am "worshiping Satan" and when I tell them that to worship something you have to first believe in it they try telling me that "I just don't realize I am worshiping Satan..." They are unaware just how stupid they sound saying it too...

probably some repeats - probably some repeats

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2021:

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I just collect anything that brings even a quarter smile to my face

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2021:

Couple good ones in that set...

Look at them yo-yos.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2021:

https://youtu.be/0WPzFnZkZmI

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2021:

Better going between her legs....

Nuckin' Futs!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2021:

"Think of it as evolution in action..." Larry Niven

I think it's more like Bridge

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2021:

More like jumping out of a perfectly safe airplane with no parachute....

Real doggy treat

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2021:

Peeping Rover?...

Pilot lounge.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2021:

Where the pilots all get blind drunk....

CrossFit. Nailed it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2021:

At the end of a long hard workout even Jebus needs some down time I guess....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Problem is that this is so common... Some women seem to enjoy messing with men's heads like this and then complain how they "can't find a decent guy..."

I have to agree!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Assbook is so full of shit anymore it isn't good enough to suck....

Follow me for more household tips

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2021:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Just toss another kilo on the fire and that party is fucking lit....

Kissing Booth Trio...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Meanwhile in Oklahoma...

Well, they do have the same hair...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2021:

Probably wonders why all his kids are so good looking....

Can I at least get a thank you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2021:

Thanks and how about one back?...

Some people get upset so easily

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2021:

If I still drove I would try this as a practical joke....

Yes, I'm an expert in being stupid. 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2021:

And learned more crap the hard way...