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That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:

I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:

@Betty Why isn't there a "I am so relieved emoji here?..."

Important health tip for older bears.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2025:

Why I don't smile in pictures...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:

@Betty Nah just really strange and scary....

Important health tip for older bears.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2025:

Why I don't smile in pictures...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:

@Betty When he was playing with Oingo Boingo his onstage smile was a bit on the psychotic side...

That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:

I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:

@Betty I was planning how to keep you from finding me...

Important health tip for older bears.

glennlab comments on May 7, 2025:

On a lighter note, the bison have thrown out the first tourist (Florida man ironically) of the 2025 buffalo season at Old Faithful https://mtstandard.com/outdoors/article_224b9cdc-3208-5237-9235-c69e55237a2e.html#tracking-source=home-top-story ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:

@glennlab It's all good I was just letting you know so you could either do that or screenshot it... A damned shame that Buffalo didn't finish the job...

That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:

I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:

@Betty And don't leave your real name or address....

Important health tip for older bears.

glennlab comments on May 7, 2025:

On a lighter note, the bison have thrown out the first tourist (Florida man ironically) of the 2025 buffalo season at Old Faithful https://mtstandard.com/outdoors/article_224b9cdc-3208-5237-9235-c69e55237a2e.html#tracking-source=home-top-story ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:

Paywall...

Important health tip for older bears.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2025:

Why I don't smile in pictures...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:

@Betty Kind of like Danny Elfman's.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpYhfuG4i7w=BebotExpress

That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:

I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:

@Betty If they do I plan to run like hell...

That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:

I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 7, 2025:

@Betty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zzRMvTykkM=FameFeast

That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:

I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2025:

@Betty they offer it for "free"when the relationship starts then after sinking the hook in they file for divorce you to collect half of everything you own and payments until she can find the next sucker...

That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:

I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2025:

@Betty In common parlance it is often called "alimony..."

A respectful and dignified buzzard tradition captured here for the first time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2025:

Reminds me of the shrink they assigned me to at the VA... She couldn't understand why I laughed at her when she called me narcissistic when I explained to her I wasn't religious...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2025:

@Betty When I go in I stick with group therapy now because shrinks there are idiots...

That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:

I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2025:

@Betty Because you end up paying for it even after you are no longer together...

A respectful and dignified buzzard tradition captured here for the first time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2025:

Reminds me of the shrink they assigned me to at the VA... She couldn't understand why I laughed at her when she called me narcissistic when I explained to her I wasn't religious...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2025:

@Betty Simple she started with the religious garbage so I told her I was an anti-theist who believed that religion was nonsense and did major harm to society.When she said I was narcissistic I asked her if she was a Christian who believed she was going to heaven while people who didn't believe in her religion were all gong to hell.... When she answered yes I told he that in my opinion she was the narcissistic one... I also reported her behavior to the hospital administrator... They were unthrilled to say the least.

All The Worst Evils Are Happening Right Out In The Open You don’t need to come up with any ...

michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:

So fucking true! They're just playing with us and laughing! All of this is on purpose! Trump is just the theatrical clown right now! Don't get me started!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2025:

@michelle666gar

That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:

I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 6, 2025:

@Betty Free pussy invariably ends up being the most expensive kind...

That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:

I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:

@Betty No wonder her legs are always open...

That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:

I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:

@Betty I figured it was best to give a hint because people didn't seem to comprehend my comment...

That ocean meth will play havoc with your dental situation.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2025:

I wonder how often she plays "Good Vibrations" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiIfW3kZgVU=YannMcB

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:

@Betty It has nothing to do with the gender in the video it has to do with the size of the vibrator....

This is how I found out that I am a cat.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2025:

I am a cat....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:

@Betty It isn't about age it is all about control over the peasantry... It has been for thousands of years using religion to suppress our humanity.

This is how I found out that I am a cat.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2025:

I am a cat....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:

@Betty My ex-wife was 3 years older than me and yes it does apply to our generation we just considered it "normal" because of the paternalistic culture we grew up in...

I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:

Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:

@michelle666gar Did you see Deadpool and Wolverine?... The scene at his party where the TVA shows up and he mistakes them for strippers?...

I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:

Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 5, 2025:

@michelle666gar Deadpool would not approve...

This is how I found out that I am a cat.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2025:

I am a cat....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 4, 2025:

@Betty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyBcSuqLo3k=Shoe0nHead

I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:

Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 4, 2025:

@EricJones

I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:

Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 4, 2025:

@EricJones Actually I said "lap dance" though a table dance is the same thing.... What would break or be crushed would be the person receiving it...

Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.

michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2025:

Dick tips!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 4, 2025:

@michelle666gar Bet your first thought when you caught on went something like.... "that son of a bitch..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGBloET5r2c=RightPlight

I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:

Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:

@EricJones And the NFL doesn't do lap dances...

Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.

michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2025:

Dick tips!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:

@michelle666gar I love it when people keep thinking WTF did he mean by that...

I'm hoping for luck to hit us soon, this shit is getting out of hand! 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:

Why would we want football anyway?... Last thing I want to do is watch grown men paid to play with their balls... if I wanted that I can stay home and watch pornhub.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:

@michelle666gar I would think a strip club would be better...

Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.

michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2025:

Dick tips!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:

@michelle666gar Figure out the name....

Why? Be-CAAAAWS.

Betty comments on May 3, 2025:

Buses running on thyme. Not in my lifetime. lol Thanks for the chuckles, Z. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:

@Betty Depends on what she looks like... I might prefer Sage...

Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.

michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2025:

Dick tips!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:

@michelle666gar Be honest how long did that take you?...

Why? Be-CAAAAWS.

Betty comments on May 3, 2025:

Buses running on thyme. Not in my lifetime. lol Thanks for the chuckles, Z. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:

I am still wondering what runs on rosemary...

Why? Be-CAAAAWS.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 3, 2025:

Psychics never seem to see it coming do they?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:

@zeuser Perhaps they should stop turning a blind eye to the future...

Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.

annewimsey500 comments on May 3, 2025:

The lip gloss....If Only.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 3, 2025:

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Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.

michelle666gar comments on May 2, 2025:

Dick tips!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2025:

Could be worse.... Richard N Diaz...

Yeah, duck that sun of a batch.

CrazySkeptic comments on May 2, 2025:

Replace the gorilla with an orangutan and market it as MAGA LIP GLOSS. It already in an orange package.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2025:

@zeuser Geeze I hope so....

When mom gives you clothes you hate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2025:

My oldest cat loves to jump up on my lap and watch a movie with me....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 2, 2025:

@Betty I have one feral that allows me to pick him up and hold him like a baby.... In looks you could not distinguish him from a full blood Egyptian Mao except I how the parentage on his mother's side. He was born feral and is now like his mother fixed as are nearly every feral in the neighborhood now...

I love it when you can see a fusion of philosophical humanism, Beatles music, and descriptive ...

michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2025:

Happiness is a Warm Gun! I took a mental health break, I'm baaack! 🤣