Kraft Dinner · KD · Macaroni and Cheese Call it what you want.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2021:

I have a friend who has a 4 year old daughter who loves "Mac & Cheese" so I sent this to her...

Appearances can be deceiving ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2021:

So hot chocolate then?...

Why men are chivalrous ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2021:

Why are Rednecks attracted to women with no teeth? Because they don't have to worry about them sneezing while giving a blow job... Where does the custom of opening the door for a woman come from?... Letting her go through the door first allowed the guy to get out his sword while his enemy was killing her...

Proof that Mormons specialize in male dominated multiple marriages ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2021:

And she thought she was getting a great deal...

Turning over a new leaf

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2021:

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I'm sure we all know a lot of people that need this plate on their truck

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2021:

If you ever wondered why so many Republicans hate African Americans this is it... Penis envy...

Too bad spell check doesn't pick up wrong words.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2021:

Another crappy menu choice from "Yum Brands..."

Omchezzus noooooooooooooo!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2021:

This book coming from the state with the largest number of paid subscriptions for Internet porn cracks me up...

I understand that the Northeast is having a bit of a cold front going through

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2021:

Been there done that they still have those along some of the hiking trails in the state forests here...

Comeback to the no maskers!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2021:

Perfect tee shirt material...

I bet you thought it was just a cartoon

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2021:

https://youtu.be/B69ew9FtRF0

Take a second to enjoy the good things

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2021:

Just doing his job hard at work helping clear the street so traffic can resume...

With potty training, we wait for the child to reach a certain level of maturity and comprehension ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2021:

Stealing this so I can put it on a tee shirt...

Hellooooo Nurse.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Https://youtu.be/D0qDW9shiD8

Jesus Lunchables.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Cannibal Snack Packs...

Lol .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Sounds more like a nightmare...

Its a Hooterville thing.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2021:

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Makes perfect sense!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Kind of explains why there are so many Rednecks running around with the same DNA...

Those who live in glass houses...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Allow me....

One word.... Why.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Funny part is people like that wonder why they can't get a decent paying job....

Plant horror story

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Plant food......

Hey, I think I know that guy...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2021:

And then they cry about losing elections blaming it on everything but their lack of support for the voters who honestly see little difference between the parties so why bother to vote when they don't see any change that benefits them...

Gottta love word-play ....[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2021:

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Beam me up Scotty!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Revenge is a dish best served with beer...

KarenPlease!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2021:

There are times when I wish we had star ships were we could name a really shitty planet Tartarus (they would never get the reference) and send them into exile there with only the contents of a 10X53 shipping container for each family filled with whatever they thought they would need to survive... Imagine haw fast they would resort to cannibalism....

CrushTheQ

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2021:

All wrapped up in fast food guts...

Understandable.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Probably just mad at all the Jebus freaks ...

What do you see: Dog or Demon Child??

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 26, 2021:

I saw the dog the rest is just bad photography and bad imagination...

I couldn’t help myself 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Opposite ends of the spectrum though....

Dropped by to say hi.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Whom was it who once said "One should always forgive ones enemies but only after they are hung..." Oh yeah Heinrich Heine... P.S. I think she is one of many here who have me blocked for telling the truth...

Both are in jail...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2021:

I wonder if they both are trying to get an organic diet....

readthefineprint

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2021:

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deTRUMPifyAmerica tribunalsfortraitors

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2021:

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Ted Cruz once tried to ban Dildos in Texas. GoogleIt

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Seriously though he didn't even see the the irony in trying to ban himself from his own state....

No. No it is not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Maybe you can guess what I think from these....

This popped up in a local group on FB. Thought y'all might appreciate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Sounds like she needs to stop playing with her toys while driving...

Math... Math... Pi!!! Oh 3.14159!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2021:

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Give it a sec... There you go. (not that I wish him any ill will.)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2021:

I should hope you don't wish him harm he is the last best hope for the US which makes him the last best hope for the world. Only his organizing has put the DNC back in power and only he can wield enough influence to move them away from the corporate agenda...

Got to keep the twins from wandering

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Or dragging on the floor....

You go ahead and have your freedoms 🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2021:

And another Trump supporter bites the dust...

Just call me a loser and leave me alone

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2021:

If it is a Christian bookstore I wouldn't even bother to enter... Any other kind I would just skim the contents for new additions to my personal library...

More Bernie related memes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Love the last one.... Maybe if he starts fighting for us like Bernie does he will be respected like Bernie is...

Not sure at which point..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2021:

More like meth....

Catch a glimpse of the Bern.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2021:

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My star wars peeps will get it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2021:

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Just like I want to!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Assholes everywhere and the good part of the pandemic is I finally have an excuse to tell them to get the fuck away from me... People don't even consider me rude for doing it either...

A true sign of the times

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Look out Grandpa has a six shooter and he is not afraid to use it....

At least my mask makes it so they probably won't recognize me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Should have asked her to give you a hand with it.

Going thru some old family pix and found this one of me. It seems to have aged well

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 22, 2021:

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Let's see who gets offended.🤔😏

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 22, 2021:

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If you have thin skin🤔😏 and is offended where no insults was thrown at you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Bet you there are a lot more butthurt people on this site that have me blocked than you have on the entire Internet...

Have a little protein with your mint.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Gotta "Make Room" for this stuff... Sadly nobody will get this unless it gets explained to them...

Life as it is🤔

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 22, 2021:

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Oh fuck! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 21, 2021:

With a fuck fuck here and a fuck fuck there I really don't give a fuck fuck anywhere....

100% Valid.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Not a millionaire but I am planning on building a bookcase similar to that in my home...

Might be the other way around on who's doing the screaming..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2021:

My answer is... Because he likes it in the ass?....

🤔No one needs to know.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2021:

But how would cops solve cases unless....

NOT another word...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2021:

That includes medical care under the ACA that amounts to less coverage and higher profits for health insurance companies...

I have hope for the future (maybe)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2021:

As a child I used to look for the corners of the rubber masks because I thought I had been kidnapped by an exceptionally retarded alien species for study.... Not much different from today.

Why don't women appreciate us more lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2021:

Problem is even when we do them they just complain and do them over again....

Mandy has it all figured out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2021:

And so many others like Jeffery Dahmer just feel it is such a waste when the price of meat in the stores is so high....

God hates porn? 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2021:

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I'm : B 1 C How about you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Sourdough toast -D- with real butter and coffee black no sugar... I might have Earl Grey tea and stevia for a sweetener occasionally...

Seriously!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2021:

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Just don't walk too close to anyone else

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Like the anti-vaxxer in San Francisco who was losing his kid to his wife and shot his kid then himself... No anti-vaxxer should be allowed to have or raise children...

I didn't see that in the driver's license handbook.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Watch for fornicating flapdoodles....

Took a break from this site and from my YouTube to work through my mental health.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Welcome back I was a little concerned about you.

Strike a pose.. you got this..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

How .... er.... blinding...

Heard a similar joke about country western music...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

As well as part Redneck?... I see he has no teeth....

Tough neighbourhood.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

And I always thought Sonic was supposed to be a Hedgehog...

What The Moose?!?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

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He's got the entire decade covered.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

he needs to gain 30 or 40 pounds that sofa in badly padded...

I find myself doing this all the time lately

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Fucking Mad Max is here....

Another DIY that might just do you in.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Even more fun when it is plywood and they use both arms.... Just be sure to play some good headbanger music..

🤔Really have to ask.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

The one I loved was when they would ask "paper or plastic?" I would look thoughtful and say something like don't you have something a bit more kinky like latex or barbed wire?

The QMap .....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

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It's a sad day when Americans vote for a party that refuses to ban late term abortions.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Number of late term abortions per year is about 11,000 most of them in the deep south while the number of admitted covid-19 deaths in the last year are over 400,000.... Do the math and figure out which party is committing wholesale murder... Even the Bible approves of abortion and the only people who spew nonsense about "the sanctity of life" are Christians who point to the 10 commandments which was mistranslated as thou shalt not kill instead of thou shalt not murder.... Oddly these are the same people who both support the death penalty and commit acts of domestic terrorism (bombings and mass shootings) resulting in the murder of thousands of Americans every day...

I'm a father to two bi-racial children, but this still made me laugh

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

As a grandfather of 5 biracial grandchildren I agree...

It's a sad day when Americans vote for a party that refuses to ban late term abortions.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

It is a sad day when anyone who calls their self an American votes for a party that commits treason and tries to install a dictator like Adolph Hitler....

I actually love algebra!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Cripes 3rd grade math is often beyond the capability of most people in the deep South or they would stop voting Republican....

Well they asked

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

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I'm so sorry...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Hey I think I saw this guy in the Trump riot coverage...

Isn't that the truth!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

All gods are just an excuse to pretend you are smarter than those who are actually educated....

Travel advice

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

I don't want to go down it but I can think of more than a few that would do the world a favor by taking that.... er... cut off if you will pardon the pun...

Interesting Covid related question

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Not for over 15 years now but with all the stupid in the world today it is tempting....

Lot of these running loose lately.. political crack heads.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

The crackhead....

Ok good to know..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

We have a bunch of these up the hill from me that still live with their mommies....

Recycle reuse... let's go green, I mean pink

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 16, 2021:

So was it fun being called to the principal's office?... Ahh the memories...

I ❤ Fruit. and bacon!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Cling peaches help cure diarrhea...

Mine is: No Fly List

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2021:

The No Fly Guys The Gerbils The Beastly Bitches

Mine is: No Fly List

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2021:

The Pussycat Boys The Organic Food Dolls The Troglodytes The GEICO boys Captain Caveman and his Wannabes

Mine is: No Fly List

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2021:

The Beefalo Boys...

Pretty much! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2021:

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Yeah, just like that! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

If I had a head that looked like that I would consider wearing a wig...

Maybe that's why they tell you to keep your windows closed at the safari park

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

How to groom your kid for a career in porn....

Bad Habits?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

We need to fund the IRS to go after these 501c3 organizations and make them taxable again....

Am I doing it wrong? Or very right???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

And when they die of a heart attack everyone wonders why....

Tweet worth following up...?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Calling bullshit on her....

David Frum - nice rebuttal to the nonsense of Ted Cruz !!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

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Maybe that's why they tell you to keep your windows closed at the safari park

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Fire in the hole...