Uhm... That's not how that works. 😕😯😬

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2020:

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Meow motherfucker!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2020:

What gets me is how can a face covered with fur be so expressive?...

Ladies, too many intelligent guys hitting on you all the time?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Well isn't that just the ultimate cock blocker...

Florida teen

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2020:

What do you get when you cross Florida with the Catholic church?....

Music collection

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 17, 2020:

"Never leave home without it..."

Not nice! .

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So that's Mike Pence's problem...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2020:

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"Don't drink and drive! Smoke pot and fly!!!" --- Tim. (All credit to a user on a different site.)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Or get methed up and go to the gym for days on end...

ouch!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2020:

https://youtu.be/sOnqjkJTMaA

Tempting...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2020:

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Ten Jeebus memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2020:

And here are 5 more for you...

Researchers Have Once Again Found a Negative Correlation Between Religion and IQ | Hemant Mehta | ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2020:

You can see that here in the USA without a research grant just traveling from state to state....

Political Memes:

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Next time you think you pay to much in taxes remember Trump has been committing tax fraud his entire life and is going to prison for it after January 20th.... Along with the rest of his family....

So, a Starbucks' coffee & a muffin?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Because every time I want to blow $10 on a cup of coffee I think of Starsucks and realize I have far better coffee at home that I don't have to dump a shitload of crap into so I can drink it...

Christian Business in Alabama Refuses to Print LGBTQ-Themed Student Magazine | Hemant Mehta | ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Alabama in one picture....

COVID Silver Lining: I canceled Thanksgiving day get together with my conservative, evangelical ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Having dinner with a friend from college along with her daughter and fiancee. As for my family I am the black sheep because I am an atheist but my sister has spent half her life in prison yet my mother acts like she is the golden child because she believes and finally got off the drugs after almost 50 years....

What a perspective.....lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2020:

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Well said, or typed, or whatever.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2020:

Not goat herders.... Goat Fuckers....

My step cousin’s wife posted this and it made me LIVID.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2020:

Stupid of her bragging how she is going to do many of the things she will never have a chance to do and probably is too damned dumb to accomplish in any case.... All she does is spew intentional stupidity and act as if she is better than anyone else who is going to have a life with real accomplishments instead looking forward to retiring on Social Security after 30 years at Burger King flipping Whoppers....

four more

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2020:

RE: #4 that many?....

That’ll show us

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2020:

Only the more outrageous lies and conspiracy theories but the real issue is they aren't allowing the truth either....

Please Don't Spoil the Fun; just reply with a cat pic or meme (or whatever) if/when you SPOT THE ...

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Is that Jeebus or John Lennon?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2020:

Didn't I see him in a Starwars movie?...

Oh, boy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2020:

Maybe he should just pray for lower electrical rates or perhaps use less electricity?... Since he doesn't seem to read or understand much living in the dark ages like he does turning off his lights shouldn't be an issue now should it?...

Not available after Christmas (OK January)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2020:

He is going to whine all through his trial....

Just ask Mother Theresa.

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No not holy water. 😁

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English cuisine...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2020:

Since everyone isn't getting this meme you can find the answer in this link.... https://www.nisbets.co.uk/dick-meat-tenderiser/gd787

Agent M.T. 002020

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2020:

My guess is she is smarter than he is and already making plans for a trip to a non-extradition country before January 20th...

I know this is true for a lot of you never do wells

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2020:

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Burn Baby Burn!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2020:

Highlander....

Thinking of updating my Bio

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It's been said many times many ways...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2020:

Music started going to shit when Disco came along....

Not the time to be nice yet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2020:

It will never be time to be friends with scum like that....

Here they come...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2020:

Unfortunately these two are going to try to work with Republicans while the Republicans and the terrorist organizations they represent have already announced they will refuse to work even with them. So same old shit different name is all....

Some will remember these, but the humour/confusion is universal.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2020:

Made with pride in China....

For the record, I Always blame Nickelback.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2020:

Peas and mayo on pizza?... In any civilized society you should get arrested for that...

Who said the Illuminati are fiction ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2020:

The sickening part of this meme is that there are a lot of gullible people out there in the world that believe shit not much different than what it is saying... I blame it on the drugs out on the streets these days.

If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted In one moment Would ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 7, 2020:

More proof that cats are smarter than people....

This would be hilarious

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 6, 2020:

You have to grease them first....

Sheep Cat...

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Dennis Prager should frighten you [reddit.com]

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Some people though regularly overdose on litigation. You know who you are.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Well he doesn't have to worry about the second symptom he never had the respect of the country..... or any country for that matter...

One of my new favorites! Too good!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2020:

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Been away for a spell. I hope these aren’t repeats.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2020:

All these Trumpanzees storming vote counting centers and I have yet to see anything on cops firing tear gas or rubber bullets at them.... Hopefully we see some lawsuits on that soon...

Is Biden (eventually) going to win?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Hope those Trumpanzees start their "second civil war" soon so they can be rounded up and shot for treason.... The world needs some chlorine in their collective gene pool...

Safety first ...[agnostic]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Actually duels of this type were 10 paces each back to back then turn and fire (about 50 feet) with a pistol that wasn't very accurate. Even with a modern pistol most people can't seem to hit much at that range though today's firearms are not only far more accurate but deadly as well. Most dueling pistols were smooth bores with such low velocities that even a hit at that range rarely resulted in death other by infection.

Trump never said this. [snopes.com]’s%20The%20Art%20of%20the%20Deal.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Christians are very rarely moral.... Most of the time they are extremely immoral.

Food + Texting = Fexting?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2020:

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Too many words

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2020:

Rusty piece of crap van with worn out tires but it seems he bought a nice set of rims for it... Like getting your grandma a boob job for her 101st birthday....

Polarization is killing our Republic.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2020:

The right wing polarization and corruption in both parties is what is destroying this country....

Some people though regularly overdose on litigation. You know who you are.

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popcorn day

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2020:

Thanks DNC for once again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.... The fuckers honestly seem to be working for Trump....

Some poison tastes sweet

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2020:

Which is why you want to stay away from Redheads....

Where your bible really came from.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2020:

No doubt you have all heard the phrase "Ship of fools" right? The bible is just the printed version is all.....

Just to fuck with scammer's! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2020:

I love messing with robocallers and might just use this one on the next one.....

Stolen from another group here today,didn't check who,thanks,sorry,lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2020:

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So stop moanin', woman!! 😅🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2020:

Bet he wonders why he can't get laid too, right?....

A nuclear take from @realDonaldTrump I got off of iFunny. (FAKE)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2020:

Wouldn't be a bit surprised if he tried to order it.... https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/trump-lashes-out-after-fbi-announces-investigation-biden-bus-incident-n1245728

I can't disagree...

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Imma go with NO.

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Takes me back to my college years...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2020:

Gad I remember so many kids I went to college with who didn't deserve to pass... and didn't.

404

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2020:

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Who's to blame for this mess?!

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... Self explanatory.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2020:

He isn't going anywhere except prison...

Wait... What am I doing in church? Did someone die?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Take a bunch of homeless people to lunch.... I make a terrible Christian....

Kitchen tragedies.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2020:

That last one looks more like the cover to the book in the "Evil Dead" movies....

A Period Piece

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2020:

Guy next to her looks like he is considering if it is worth the effort to go get his shark fishing gear....

Sounds about right 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2020:

Like those people who keep following those devices blindly who drive off into a lake or ocean and finding roads that end in cliffs or the middle of nowhere nearly out of gas...

Get Out The Vote for Foster

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Self regulation of industry is a bad joke that has never worked. It inevitably ends with workers being screwed and corporations dumping hazardous waste in your backyard... Any student of history who has actually studied it can tell you this...

So.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2020:

On the brightside sooner or later he will run out of hook-ups when they all figure out he is a "minuteman" in the sack....

Rumor was that he also hated children

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2020:

"I love children... fried or boiled." W. C. Fields

Is this New Math??

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Windblows sucks I haven't used it since 7 when I was in college and then only because I was required to use certain programs that didn't run on Linux back then.

It's all about Math tonight... (assuming it's your fist kill)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2020:

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What the........ Lol

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Thanks! Now I'm unemployed for at least two weeks! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Look at the bright side the way Texas is going rent is going to be cheap there soon they already admit to more than 900+ more deaths than California has had total from the virus... Looks like they are doing things BIG in Texas again... But don't worry we can already be sure Florida has you beat.

Rafiki is that you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

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Michelob ultra, yuck!!! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Sounds a bit like Buttwiper Lite...

Damn that's a looooong time! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

In dealing with the VA I waited almost 40 years for the help I needed...

The thing's the FBI has to hear! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Is that rabbit porn?... Or just S&M cooking school...

And then Man said...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

And after man created god things went totally to shit....

Ben Shapiro meme from r/ToiletPaperUSA. [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

My guess is the only way he could get laid is by drugging his victim...

Can you believe how dirty some things get?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Considering I was the one who knew how to cook and my ex-wife never cleaned anything this problem never arose...

A History Lesson on the Iranian Revolution

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Thanks to the previous US back coup of the elected government of Iran and replacing it with a dictatorship to please the UK and the oil industry.... https://www.npr.org/2019/01/31/690363402/how-the-cia-overthrew-irans-democracy-in-four-days

Islam is a religion of peace...Yeah right...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 29, 2020:

After a quick search I found only two church attacks in the US that stood out both committed by White Supremacist Christians but if you check with the ACLU there is an interactive map of Mosques that have been attacked here in the US by the same people... https://www.aclu.org/issues/national-security/discriminatory-profiling/nationwide-anti-mosque-activity

Not a meme - just a rant Such a typical event for this age of narcissism and celebrity worship.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

One day I hope her and all her friends and family get on their private jet film crew and all then fly off to somewhere never to be heard from again... Reality TV is one of the poisons tearing the world apart.

So me! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

My answer:... Ok meet me at the restaurant then when you are ready...

To follow one of @glennlab memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

Some times I wonder if it is males or females who are more forgiving... I always wonder how come the race hasn't died out yet...

Always been my experience

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

My advice is don't piss them off during sex... Kind of like riding the bull at a rodeo.

Ontario for sure. How about other provinces?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

One of the reasons I don't own or watch an idiot-box... The damned things rot your mind.

Y'all need to laugh more.

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It's obvious where they come from ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

Gad I hate CVS if you buy a candy bar they hand you a four foot long receipt.... Maybe if they didn't printout all that unnecessary crap they could pay their employees better...

sometimes we have to be cheesey ... [agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

Going to turn the other guy into Swiss cheese I guess...

Frustration accurately portrayed ...[agnostic.]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2020:

How often I end up doing that.... Those programs are there to try and force you into giving up when the companies should be providing customer service as a "cost saving method" that ends up costing them revenues instead because people decide to use a company that is more customer friendly instead.

Dennis Prager says the quiet part out loud.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2020:

They forgot "congenital idiot..."

Dear Liberals, [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2020:

He looks like a Facebook Admin...

Reality bites! 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2020:

The law of gravity.... The bigger they are the farther they fall.... S + T = D

F /B violation

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Something squirrelly is going on here

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2020:

Mommy is that how Republicans are made?... Asking for a friend...

Republican logic

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2020:

He summed it up perfectly in 2015...