The best part about bing a scientist!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2020:

I remember those ones..... Usually it was model airplane glue...

It landed on my phone 🤣 so thought I'd share share 🙄🤐

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I didn’t know that either

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2020:

A far less stupid idea than Flat Earth......

Oh dear, she's making a helluva request 🙈

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2020:

He said to tell her yes....

WTF!!?? Is He Hiding?? Holy Duck, the sleaze is strong with this jackass.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2020:

Hopefully he hides so well nobody finds either of them or their brats....

WTH Alabama!!??? W. T. H. !!???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2020:

Well when your hands are full you do what you gotta do....

Not sure why it’s australian- government

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Good on ya, too. Talk about excellent voter representation!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2020:

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Ajwain Knee-Valley

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2020:

Roobis T. Beerbread

I didn't see any candidates in last night's debate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2020:

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BREAKING: An insider has leaked Trump’s notes preparing for last night’s debate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2020:

"Recently leaked photos of USS Trump...."

I thought this was funnier than it might be

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Let’s go full clown 🤡

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2020:

Makes me want to ask him how it is working out for him while he is standing in the unemployment line...

I have no words for this one. ROTFLMAO!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 29, 2020:

Sounds like a Trump rally....

Dennis Prager meme from r/PragerUrine [reddit.com]

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Like Steve Miller said... 🎶 ohh-ohh Take the money and run.🎶

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2020:

https://youtu.be/XHrRxQVUFN4

Staving amoebas.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2020:

Like zombies they all seem to reside in the deep South which keeps them from being a danger to the country. I just wish the things were bible eating or even fat eating they might be more useful...

Tic Toc. 😊

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2020:

Long past time for all of them....

Just a quick little survey!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2020:

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You say... God says...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2020:

In Matthew Jesus tells a slave he can only make it to heaven if he serves his master....

Always read the fine print (may appear to be random chance)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2020:

People who believe shit like this believe they will win the Publisher's Crapping House Sweepstakes... Since the odds of winning are about 6,000 times lower than winning the Powerball jackpot those people should be considered mentally ill...

How unfortunate...

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Religion's 1 Fear

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2020:

According to religion education of anyone is the worst threat possible which is why they are trying so hard to take over the schools in my country.

Truth from Mr Clemens that is still poignant & meaningful after all these years...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2020:

He wasn't the first or the last....

It's a knitted Flash costume for the cat... NotMyCat

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From the time I spent on Slug, where people were constantly decrying Marxism (and defining every ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2020:

I just had one of those morons the other day try to define Marxism" and why he was against it... Fucking idiot said "it is an attack on the nuclear family....". Damned idiot didn't even know it was a economic philosophy. I find it insulting that his vote counts as much as mine when he is so stupid he doesn't know what he is talking about.

This time, last year, I was gearing up to go to a Fan Convention in Toronto.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2020:

I am completely taken by surprize that they have now modernized their Magic Underroos....

MEOWTASTIC!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2020:

Took me less than 15 seconds the cat is directly below the "T" in "CAT" four levels down....

Bomb squad activated.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2020:

Yard decorations you can't help but get a bang out of....

Orwell Called Them Thought Police...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2020:

Republicans call them reporters....

You Say Islam is Violent?

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Quran Meme

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What If I Told You

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This might be too disgusting for some......

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2020:

Only his wife knows for sure....

ScamAlert Jeff? Is that you?? Read these in order or it won't make sense

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2020:

Kind of the reaction I am starting to get from the robocallers. Last one who called I asked "what makes you think calling me 10 times a day is going to cause me to fall for your stupid criminal bullshit scam dumbass?" He hung up on me and a few minutes later I got a call asking me to unsubscribe.... Of course you know I didn't just so I can continue to annoy the assholes....

Jus' sayin'...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2020:

Yet when looked at from a financial gains prospective bank robbers have lower average earnings than Walmart or MacDonalds employees....

If You Want Your Beliefs To Be Respected

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Did somebody say battle of the gods?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2020:

Well it seems to me that as far as Christians go no moral knowledge exists... So what does that mean?..

Ricky hits the nail on the head!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2020:

He forgot to mention "defeated in battle and sent into exile because they were worthless goat raping savages..."

It's. A. Joke.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2020:

When my ex-wife dies I will be deeply saddened.... Hell doesn't exist...

I can relate to Troy. 🎶 Troy and Abed in the morning. 🎶

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2020:

I am an equal opportunity repeat offender...

Texting gone wrong. I have no answers...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2020:

I actually know people that text like this....

Sorry Libtards, But There Are Only Two Genders... [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Sorry conservatards you don't use facts or logic for anything...

Oh God!! 😒😫😄😄😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2020:

OH NOES IT'S ROBOPOPE!!!!!

Best speech yet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2020:

Now if only you could infect all the other bots on the Internet with the virus.....

Follow me for... Never mind. Video Instructions: [facebook.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2020:

When are they going to get a vomit emoji for this place?....

M’T-Shirt [memecenter.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2020:

Looky there another "gangbanger" wannabe who doesn't know which end the bang comes out of....

The "edgy" conservative atheist starter pack

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For use in meme acquisition.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2020:

I see your one and raise you two more....

Being a decent person should always come first, don't ya think?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2020:

This is one of the things I despise most about religion.... It is always used to excuse the hate and bigotry by claiming your imaginary friend demands it.

Everything but the spatula. (I could never have imagined typing that sentence.)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2020:

https://youtu.be/4BUDwj_mXKE

I think I forgot to post this one

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2020:

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But Papa, Why...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Somebody doesn't know me at all....

Rocket Man and Oros Man

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Meow meow! 😻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2020:

As for #2 cats are far smarter than people give them credit for. It has to do with humanity's species bigotry. People think because trying to force cats to learn stupid pet tricks doesn't work they are dumber than dogs who learn them fairly quickly when the truth is the cat is training you....

Newspaper clipping.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2020:

By a strange coincidence the 44% of those assholes thinking you have to be religious to be moral in the USA is the same number that support Trump....

Herbert Spencer on government regulation

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2020:

When corporations make the rules government becomes a tool of the extremely wealthy and the only regulations are on the poor who make up 99% of the population...

Point taken

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Nobody jinx it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2020:

Too late....

Angry Bunny.

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Are people really this... ...uninformed??

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2020:

They voted for Trump didn't they?

Rick Astley for President.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Who in the hell Rick Rolls people anymore?....

Why he is called "The Last Great Republican..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2020:

# The Reasons Conservative Economics Can't Work. Dollars in circulation change hands sometimes dozens of times a day when removed from circulation they restrict the ability of businesses to make sales reducing income which especially hurts small businesses without large cash reserves. When this money is out of circulation demand for products and services is reduced reducing the number of employees needed. In the US our economy is based 70% on consumption of goods and services so removing one middle class job will often result in the loss of two or more jobs further down the economic chain. Reducing taxes on large corporations lessens the amount of tax deductions needed by the corporation to increase their profit margin but this is not a advantage for the employees of the corporate structure. When a corporation like Apple finds it is able to reduce it's costs further by having products assembled in China where workers are paid a dollar or less per hour and often work 16 hour days without overtime or benefits in unsafe conditions it can shift thousands of jobs that had starting wages of 15 dollars an hour over there leaving low paid retail and shipping jobs here. Also for every American worker laid off when a factory is closed in the US it takes 4 Chinese workers to replace him. While this can result in an increase in profit of 15 or 20 dollars a unit. The damage it does though is to remove 15 to 20 thousand factory jobs here plus at least 45 to 60,000 more jobs from the economic chain. Tariffs were placed on goods shipped to the US for a excellent reason and the WTO and NAFTA removed those it made it the economically feasible for big corporations to ship the products and still cost less than manufacturing them here. While this may look attractive on the books it often exploits children and entire families keeping a cycle of poverty in the country the factories are located leaving a moral issue which could destroy the corporations reputation and lower sales volume. There are also several economic problems with this approach to business one of which is the people you have put out of work cannot afford your products reducing your market. Another is in addition to reducing the market you are reducing the tax base (number of people who pay taxes) putting further strain on your own economy. Still another problem is in most countries where workers are exploited there are no regulations regarding disposal of hazardous waste which as the Chinese are finding out is a larger problem than they first suspected. This is now costing their economy hundreds of billions of US dollars every year in lost production of food stuffs, medical problems, and cleanup. Nigeria is completely devoid of life in some areas that used to be thriving ecosystems and many other...

A message from AOC's secret admirer [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Amusingly enough "TurningpointUSA is the same group paying dumbass conservative kids to run through stores in staged anti-mask protests... He is hoping that dickless little bitch Charlie Kirk is next to die from the virus... https://youtu.be/SbGJV1Q1LKk

Religious Extremists...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Just a couple militant Right-wing Christians....

Funny how they never mention that

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Funny how he doesn't mention they were monarchists which is just another form of fascism....

Guide to understand Trump...

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Five Guys [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2020:

They forgot Trump and the rest of the fascist dictators........

Animals can be such animals.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2020:

As for number 1 those cats are NOT identical.... Number 2 is what happens when you put to much sand in the litter box... Number 3 should be titled "Modern Redneck Problems..." Number 8 is when I break out the airhorn on my cats...

Good question!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2020:

And the answer is.... Crotch rot....

Ha!!

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Seriously??? SMH

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2020:

Oh please, yes, just do it....

I'm with Smudge!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2020:

Having been to Utah a couple times I side with Smudge....

Just in case you are wondering/

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2020:

That is me all the way...

Food for thought

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2020:

Something sexy for her to wear.... Hopefully she gets the hint...

Who else remembers the old ways of blocking telemarketers trying to contact you about your car ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2020:

Actually that phone was from the 1950s' and 60s' by the 1970s' the phones were the same size and weight they just had push buttons. As for robocallers I just ask them obnoxious questions like "what's the matter to lazy and stupid to get a real job like digging ditches or flipping burgers?....I have been cussed out by many irate scumbags it soothes my soul.... As for bill collectors I just forward them to the Kremlin and for some reason they stop calling me.... After all it isn't my bill anyway so why bother right?...

LOL! They offer massages, too. :p :p

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2020:

Happy endings available on request but you must bring your own relative....

Couple of Star Wars ones

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Sturgis 2021 ride

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2020:

Best in show Sturgis 2020....

There's always one!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2020:

Sneezy got wiped and no way was Snow going to drop Dopey after all he holds the bag...

Um... They mean pork shoulder lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2020:

https://youtu.be/isMFxOLbiro

Plot: I meet the man of my dreams We date for years and I finally agree to marry him at ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2020:

Salada right through with that one didn't you?////

What the hell is this?? 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2020:

In all fairness he was delicious..... *burp*

So tell the truth how many of you could read this article without laughing so hard you pissed ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2020:

So then nobody bothered to follow the link and read the article? Well here is part of what you are missing... "Longtime readers will recall that in previous posts, I’ve described life under the Turd Reich as like being trapped in a dryer filled with hammers and badgers. After all these years, I stick to that assessment, and I have to admit I’m impressed at the way they keep cycling in fresh badgers. It never fucking stops, does it? (As always, this post sprang to life on Cap’s blog site; showercapblog.com/...) (And don’t forget the Fascist-Flushing 2020 Action Guide!) Fallout from the-troops-are-scum-unworthy-to-lick-my-boots-my-Daddy-was-rich-you-see-gate continues, as the Treasonweasel Administration struggles to deny the Most Believable Story in Human History. Like, if somebody leaked some shit about Donald Trump, say, helping a young person struggling with a disability, I mean, fuckin’ nobody would believe that, but what we’ve got here is “Known Shithead is Shithead in Extremely Familiar Fashion,” so you’re fucked, creeps. Not that their efforts haven’t been adorable. When they brought back, of all the credibility-deficient stooge surrogates, Sarah Huckleberry Slanders, to belch up the official Indignant Denial, fuck, it was like watching Paula Deen scoldingly insist there’s no such thing as butter. But better still was the Bonespur Buttplug’s own pathetic lie, that he called home to Melania, seeking comfort cuz he was just so gosh-darn sad to miss that cemetery visit, when Melania was right there with him on the whole fuckin’ trip. Perfection. That’s not only priceless insight into the frigid workings of our warped, Tennessee-Williams-by-way-of-David-Cronenberg first “family,” but also one of those useless, childish lies of his that completely exposes his sniveling apologists, with a light so clear and holy it could only have come from God’s own asshole. "

The Unexpected Cat Dad!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2020:

Yep he was chosen....

I’m planning on doing a few segments over this (obnoxious) character so I’ve posted a sneak peek...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2020:

I can't wait to see @Cutebeauty 's reaction to this...

This 19th-century argument over federal support for Christianity still resonates

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2020:

"The greatest disaster ever to befall the West was Christianity..." Gore Vidal

Just a little current events humor.....😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2020:

They should have swapped the faces on the first one....

Add some guilt to your sadness by feeling bad about not speaking to the imaginary sky daddy enough ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2020:

How pathetic....

Christian-Owned Wedding Venue Refuses to Host Mixed Race Wedding Because Jesus | Hemant Mehta | ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2020:

To enforce such rules they would need to be declared a church and thus be unable to charge a set fee for weddings.... According to IRS regulations they would actually be declared a business for charging a set fee and lose tax exemption allowing them to be sued for refusing to allow anyone access even different religions....

Dave Daubenmire: Refusing to Serve Me Because I Won’t Wear a Mask is Like Racism | Beth ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2020:

Refusing to wear a mask in public is irresponsible and makes you a danger to others.... If you want to die a horrible death that is your right but forcing it on others is not...

Know your periodic table.

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I forgot to post this! A couple weeks back, I went with my mom to a used battery store to replace ...

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◇ An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2020:

A spathic walks into a bar and everyone is impressed by her cleavage....

The proof right before your eyes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2020:

What if you gave a boat parade and sank your own boats?... https://www.npr.org/2020/09/06/910322916/5-boats-sink-at-trump-boat-parade-in-texas

You ded .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2020:

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Socialism: A Primer - Socialism is an umbrella term for everything from anarchism to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Anarchy is a a Libertarian vice and they always vote Republican....

It's okay if you don't get this one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Been considering putting machine like this that print out receipts saying "You are a moron" at Trump conventions.... I figure I could charge $20 a pop and get rich. I bet I could put another right next to it with a sign saying "second opinion $100" and get as much play on it as the first...

I thought something was up

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2020:

Likely she went to KFC next and can't figure out why she is overweight....

Ok, but... The visual made me laugh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2020:

I have a 150 pound crossbow and a 70 pound hunting bow.... Who needs to buy a gun?