I didn't know this until today, and I think it's important that more people know this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2020:

Most people are so dumb they think Lincoln was a Republican president.... He ran on the National Unity ticket....

A little bit dark

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2020:

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😂😂😂Those are the majority of Trump's supporters 🤣🤣🤣

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today has four

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2020:

Considering that John Wayne was an idiot he should know....

What redneck backwater could you park this car in without worrying about vandalism?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 18, 2020:

Makes you wonder sometimes doesn't it?...

Some of it, anyway...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 18, 2020:

Adds a whole new dimension to the idea of "getting loaded..."

My winning meme of the day....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 18, 2020:

Seems like a lot of people who are counter protesting these days would be blind to the irony....

Oh boy..... 🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 18, 2020:

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Post your best 2020 Bingo memes, I'll start with a bunch

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2020:

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I've been silent/away for... reasons, but I have a few memes built up, so... 2020 memes:

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2020:

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Precisely .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2020:

In New Mexico 6 members of the "New Mexico Civil Guard" White supremacist terrorist organization were just arrested for shooting at peaceful protesters.... This has been happening all over the country the violent ones are the "counter protesters..."

Maybe she could?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2020:

She can play with mine all she wants....

Queen knows best ....[agnostic.]

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I absolutely support the right to peacefully protest.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2020:

In Seattle a 7 year old child was maced illegally by a cop at a peaceful protest.... The man who filmed and uploaded the video was arrested and spent 2 days in jail for it... #DefundThePolice... https://youtu.be/xtTcJNxxImU

Nonchalant 😎

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2020:

So wonderful really because it is like the trash took itself out.....

I absolutely support the right to peacefully protest.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2020:

Nice how you ignore the FACT that this picture was used as far back as 2013.... Not to mention the FACT that so far the majority of the looting and arson as well as cop killings have all been traced back to organizations like the "Boogaloo Bois" and other White Supremacist groups with some help from the drug cartels... Typical racism on your part isn't it?... FYI if you don't believe me try reading the FBI's press releases on the subject and look into the arrest for murder in California of a known member of the Boogaloo Bois... This meme is a product of their's and through several far right-wing fake news outfits has been claimed to have been taken in half the cities in the US....

Four for you

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2020:

Love #3....

The local newspaper wanted everyone how they stand on blacks and the democrats. [wyff4.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 13, 2020:

In a way they are right the DNC begs for the African American vote then shits all over them but the GOP is somewhat worse... https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-pushes-fights-over-racist-legacy-while-much-of-america-moves-in-a-different-direction/2020/06/11/8d4398a4-abf5-11ea-9063-e69bd6520940_story.html

Some library advice ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 13, 2020:

We started a procrastination club in high school but nobody showed up for the year book picture or meetings.... We just kept putting it off....

And another one ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 13, 2020:

Kind of depends on what you are reading....

No! Wrong way!! No, no, no, no!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2020:

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Am I the only one? ....[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2020:

So say the centrists....

Suspicious minds want to know ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Doing it doggy style eh?...

Scientist problems...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2020:

Well at least he finally got his magazine cover....

I guess it varies...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Nothing says I am a people person like....

As Faux News sees it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2020:

Fox only blesses poor White trash bigots....

Mansplaining explained by a female ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2020:

https://youtu.be/0rNfZxgkH7k

Actually, Ladies, Does This Ever NOT Happen?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2020:

I actually had several women try to turn massages by me into sex....

2020 public service announcement

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 8, 2020:

The real issue is that very few of them are experts in anything other than mental masturbation....

Damn I had murder hornet in 2020 Bingo

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2020:

My money is on the farting frogs.... https://youtu.be/_ZT-OpTfbQw

Offensive, I'll fucking tell you what is offensive.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2020:

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These are the members of the superior race.🤔😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2020:

I can't say I blame the L'Otters myself it is hard to be either afraid of or keep from laughing at the Beer Belly Brigade....

He has the right!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2020:

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The Election...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Well I have to agree Biden is a dead skunk.... https://youtu.be/Uu5hzc2Mei4

Hahaha.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2020:

I see the KKK has a new dress code...

These headlines.....lol A weiner for a weiner.....

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The signs my mom made me since she couldn’t attend the protest herself.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Atlanta Georgia called in the National guard and instead of being the jack booted thugs they wanted them to be they started dancing the Macarena with protesters....

With no restrictions, ....[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2020:

If only Casey Marie Anthony had thought of that....

No No No Net ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2020:

I could move there....

Jebus on Tinder.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Wrong app he should be on Grindr....

Can't take them anywhere.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Looks like my next door neighbors except they camp in their own backyard.... Fucking renters....

My mom posted this on her Facebook 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2020:

He apparently lost his temper according to Whitehouse sources and ordered the military to attack non-violent protesters.... I foresee some dishonorable discharges in the near future....

To be fair, he asked.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2020:

And those because of Peer Group Promotion....

Ain't it funny

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Hell I get them all the time for posting anti-KKK or anti-Nazi memes... They flag them, I contest them, they admit they got it wrong and put them back up...., But I am still in Assbook jail for 30 days....

If you have ever wondered why we need safety rules, look no farther

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2020:

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I'd say they nailed it.

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That man knows how to brag.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2020:

FBI just announced that there is no evidence at all that antifa were involved in any of the terrorism or looting like Trump said they were.... I wonder who that leaves....

Which cup or no cups?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2020:

#2 because I would fill it before wasting good tea pouring it into that useless tubing....

A little dark humor.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2020:

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probably true ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Yeah my Vet thinks that way about cats so when I take mine down for a blood draw for his diabetes I have to hold him myself or he chases her around the place....

Might be worth it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2020:

Yeah but what a way to go....

Knock-offs (10)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2020:

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I suspect there is far more of this than anyone knows.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2020:

FYI that photo is from 1885.... https://www.reddit.com/r/fakehistoryporn/comments/exxkli/friedrich_nietzsche_promotes_his_work_1885/

I suspect there is far more of this than anyone knows.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2020:

They have been tracking White Supremacist terrorist groups that support Trump going to the protests dressed as anti fascists going to these rallies to commit acts of violence hoping to spark a race war.... The cops seem to be helping them by attacking non-violent protesters and reporters... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/5/31/1949224/-Tanker-Truck-Drives-High-Speed-Into-Thousands-Marching-in-Minneapolis?detail=emaildkre

Daily memories...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2020:

Want to have this put on my ex-wife's headstone....

President Karen! LMAO!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2020:

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The secret to eternal love? [agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2020:

Problem with that is when she takes the patch off before he wakes up to spend the day with her skank ass and he is getting sick....

Threesome .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2020:

https://youtu.be/FcKhAWVPihI

Be careful out there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2020:

Damn this site and its lack of a vomit emoji or ability to post .gifs....

Hop in! Where are we going??

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2020:

Fuck those I want off this rock....

How many points did you get, and can others guess what they are?? (my point score in the comments.)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2020:

6.... #'s 6,8,13,14,15 and 17 jumping out of a perfectly safe airplane makes no sense at all and if the plane isn't safe why would you go up in it to begin with?....

Happy Holidays [agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2020:

Where is the vomit emoji?...

The Purrrfect Storm.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2020:

The eye of the storm....

A few spare memes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2020:

#Re #8 the same year Trump used the bone spur excuse was the same year they stopped educational deferments for the draft and David Drake was inducted into the Army after being pulled out of Law school....

Garfield memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2020:

#7 is all about me....

What's in store for us next?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2020:

He released the Sodomy Geese....

Well...never mind.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 28, 2020:

Little prick for complaining little pricks....

Okey dokey then.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 28, 2020:

Do they have that in an ex-wife shirt?..... Not asking for a friend....

We need a superhero ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 28, 2020:

Last one has 102,000 confirmed kills so far....

It is cool to ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 28, 2020:

A seeing eye cat.....

Christian Preacher: God is Using COVID-19 to Warn America Against Fornication | Hemant Mehta | ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2020:

Good maybe his followers will stop having kids....

I accepted the job I applied for as an adoptions specialist today!!! All on my own! No glory to God ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2020:

Please reject applications from religious zealots....

Surely someone noticed this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2020:

The guy who named the streets?.... I wonder how far that corner is from the local port..

Well, I guess...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2020:

Be thankful he didn't use his pants I guess.....

Coming in July to a city near you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2020:

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the rednecks are coming, the broke rednecks are coming!

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Now I understand...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2020:

The reason the English drink warm beer is they have Lucas refrigerators....

Oklahoma everybody! My home state never fails to disappoint. [kfor.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2020:

So he was a "good Christian" and she "didn't scream loud enough?..."For those who don't know me well that was sarcasm and the incident is one of the many reasons I call myself an anti-theist.... Personally I hope someone there frags the bastard and the girl is lucky they didn't force her to marry the POS "like dud babble says..."

That's a good price!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2020:

Nothing says eat me like.....

Oh, the humanity!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2020:

Better than a loaf of crusty bread I guess....

That should take care of it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2020:

Maybe that wrench would be put to better use tightening his nuts.....

I can believe this better than any conspiracy theory. 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2020:

I figure they believe those things because they can't accept the fact that they themselves are the ones fucking up their own lives and need to point the finger of blame somewhere....

Who was that man?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2020:

Are they really sure they want to know?...

Five funnies!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2020:

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Life in free amarica ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2020:

Probably some real shit weed I would trust him....

Keanu Reeves is God? That’s fine.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2020:

Drink....

Okay, yes I have learned my lesson with being an over-sharer & being too comfortable with my ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2020:

My guess is he is a 70 year old virgin....

Well.. this is a new one!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2020:

Having sex with women can make you Gay?.... Who makes this shit up?...

This is such a high school mentality that reeks of insecurity to me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2020:

More like a 3rd grade mentality.... I notice she has no citations to back up her nonsensical claims....

Two for you

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2020:

No cat is normal..... They are all unique...

Watch out for the libtards!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2020:

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Sweet Home

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2020:

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Heebie jeebus

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2020:

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😆😆😆 LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2020:

She is too skinny remember she isn't going to the gym now....

Pretty much. Woof.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2020:

Cat: Get up and walk me to my food bowl Me: The food is in it you can get there on your own... Cat: Get up lazy Hooman and walk me to my bowl Me: Ok already I'm coming Me: well hurry up don't just stand there.... Me: Move your furry ass already I don't want to trip over you.... Me: Hey walk in a straight line and pick up the pace will you?... Cat: Ok I can see the bottom of the bowl it must be empty give it the magic shake Me: What the hell are you looking at me for there is plenty of food in that bowl and you damned well know it... Cat Just shake the bowl already slave I can see the bottom... Me: Ok I shook the bowl already are you happy now?... Cat: No stand here and watch me eat... Me: All that for three bites?....

Here we go again

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2020:

I am staying home and waiting to see how many stupid people end up pouring chlorine in their own gene-pool....

I know there are a few of you out there

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2020:

My main account is in right now for 30 days.... For failure to violate community standards....

Painful...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2020:

I would have told her "I am if you are...."

How could he do such a thing?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2020:

A cat wouldn't be so incompetent....

Worth it! SO worth it! If I believed in hell, that is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2020:

I would have used seawater....