When antivaxxers get sick and die someone else is always to blame in their minds....

silverotter11 comments on Jan 14, 2022:

Yeah, this describes it pretty well.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Castlepaloma During the Trump administration they turned back the concept of science by more than a thousand years.... And your concept goes back just as far...

When antivaxxers get sick and die someone else is always to blame in their minds....

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 14, 2022:

Since Biden has no real science to back it up. His reverse childish demonstrated chart came out of his ass and damaged mind condition. Along with totalitarianism broken parrot media to promote this kind of science. Causing, world war health condition that only benefiting his billionaire friends. ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Castlepaloma Actually as bad as they are they are still both far better than people like you deserve....

When antivaxxers get sick and die someone else is always to blame in their minds....

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 14, 2022:

Since Biden has no real science to back it up. His reverse childish demonstrated chart came out of his ass and damaged mind condition. Along with totalitarianism broken parrot media to promote this kind of science. Causing, world war health condition that only benefiting his billionaire friends. ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Castlepaloma They are products of lowest common denominator voting just like those in charge of Canada....

When antivaxxers get sick and die someone else is always to blame in their minds....

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 14, 2022:

Since Biden has no real science to back it up. His reverse childish demonstrated chart came out of his ass and damaged mind condition. Along with totalitarianism broken parrot media to promote this kind of science. Causing, world war health condition that only benefiting his billionaire friends. ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Castlepaloma And replace him with who?.... Last one in office made Kim Jung look sane....

When antivaxxers get sick and die someone else is always to blame in their minds....

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 14, 2022:

Since Biden has no real science to back it up. His reverse childish demonstrated chart came out of his ass and damaged mind condition. Along with totalitarianism broken parrot media to promote this kind of science. Causing, world war health condition that only benefiting his billionaire friends. ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

You honestly need to learn what science actually is.... Your entire rant makes sure people realize how ignorant you are....

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 13, 2022:

You have offended me. You have joined an agnostic site with many atheists and you use a Christian analogy to make a point. Can we NOT get away from religion anyplace?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018 I used to hang out on Yahoo Answers and had death threats on a almost daily basis from almost every religion you could imagine. Since I diverted the messages to AOL accounts I was able to get their IP addresses and post them in the public forum along with a copy of their messages..... I actually did that to a troll who was messing with a group of friends and his brother came home to find him hiding in the closet... He thought it was funny too.

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 13, 2022:

I wish these people would stop trying to convert us with these things they think are deep, meaningful stories. This is mind pablum.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018 I just tell them I can always smell their stench....

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 13, 2022:

You have offended me. You have joined an agnostic site with many atheists and you use a Christian analogy to make a point. Can we NOT get away from religion anyplace?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018 Lacking knowledge of the bible just makes it more credible they are Christians but Hindus believe cows are their ancestors reincarnated so talking about eating them upsets them horribly...

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 13, 2022:

You have offended me. You have joined an agnostic site with many atheists and you use a Christian analogy to make a point. Can we NOT get away from religion anyplace?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Mooolah Hard to get to the 13 ounce limit without lead weights though... and the more it weighs the more they have to pay.

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 13, 2022:

You have offended me. You have joined an agnostic site with many atheists and you use a Christian analogy to make a point. Can we NOT get away from religion anyplace?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018, @Mooolah I always open these so that I can look for a self addressed stamped return envelope.... A guy at the local tire shop supplies me with used wheel weights so I can pop a couple or ten into it before sealing it up and putting it into the return mail.....

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 13, 2022:

You have offended me. You have joined an agnostic site with many atheists and you use a Christian analogy to make a point. Can we NOT get away from religion anyplace?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018 When you get the ones from India try telling them to round up some cows and make hamburgers..... Let them know it is an honest job they hate that....

Dealing with fake family this week! LMAO!!!!!

bobwjr comments on Jan 5, 2022:

Yikes definitely pass

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

Like a kidney stone?...

Dealing with fake family this week! LMAO!!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 7, 2022:

Ask them "if you have so much joy inside how come you are such a hate-filled asshole all the time?"

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 And with a bit of luck heart attacks or strokes...

Dealing with fake family this week! LMAO!!!!!

MerlinZap comments on Jan 5, 2022:

Evilness,..is that even a word?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2022:

https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/evilness

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 13, 2022:

You have offended me. You have joined an agnostic site with many atheists and you use a Christian analogy to make a point. Can we NOT get away from religion anyplace?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018 I actually enjoy trolling these dumbasses because here you don't end up in Assbook jail for outing these scammers...

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

DenoPenno comments on Jan 13, 2022:

What period of joy?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2022:

Maybe Joy is having her period?.... Just sayin....

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 13, 2022:

I wish these people would stop trying to convert us with these things they think are deep, meaningful stories. This is mind pablum.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018 This particular post has been very popular on Assbook and other sites if you look it up on google you will get thousands of hits on it. All four of this scammers posts have been simpleminded trash that has been used here a thousand times before by these types.... It would be nice if we could at least get one with something original instead of the same recycled shit over and over again...

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 13, 2022:

I wish these people would stop trying to convert us with these things they think are deep, meaningful stories. This is mind pablum.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018 The profile and this post confirms it.... The poster claims to live in LA California but this post refers to an "open bank check" instead of a "cashiers check." like an American would...

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 13, 2022:

I wish these people would stop trying to convert us with these things they think are deep, meaningful stories. This is mind pablum.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2022:

@Gwendolyn2018 All the posts so far have been simpleminded nonsense and this I am sure was cut and pasted from a foreign religious site....

How a Pastor Stole a $25,000.

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 13, 2022:

You have offended me. You have joined an agnostic site with many atheists and you use a Christian analogy to make a point. Can we NOT get away from religion anyplace?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2022:

I doubt seriously this one is even a woman this is one of those stupid scammers who seems to think everyone in the world believes in the same stupid shit he does...

The Bird Site.... or is that Bird Brain?...

AnonySchmoose comments on Jan 12, 2022:

I think I may have bird brain disease Will update on what happens

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 12, 2022:

That site will give you bird shit on the brain....

😆😂🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2022:

That is my little girl Rocket.... A Siamese/Tabby mix who when the other cats give her shit she just hisses and slaps them on the head. She is the matriarch of the clan.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2022:

@JackPedigo Same thing as the other three she is just a big girl is all her head is in proportion to the rest of her body and she isn't fat so it is all healthy weight. For dry food I feed them American Journey because it has the highest protein levels and the first ingredient listed is meat. Wet food I feed them Friskies canned and add real meat to their diets. Mostly tuna, mackerel, chicken, beef, ham and bacon. My cats are all spoiled rotten but they are all large and healthy which not everyone can say about their pets.

😆😂🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2022:

That is my little girl Rocket.... A Siamese/Tabby mix who when the other cats give her shit she just hisses and slaps them on the head. She is the matriarch of the clan.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2022:

@JackPedigo She has never hurt anyone cat or human she just keeps order in HER clan and makes she they all behave. She doesn't bite or scratch she just slaps them gently on top of the head and hisses. She is one of the most gentle cats I have ever raised she is however very large and weighs at least 18 pounds so at first glance vets and vet techs tend to be wary of her. As for "red" actually orange Tabbies they tend to be very people friendly it is redhead humans that are a pain in the butt (I made the mistake of marrying one...)...

What those pictures in Sunday school never show the kiddies....

Canndue comments on Jan 10, 2022:

But…why did he save the black flies and ticks?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 10, 2022:

@phxbillcee Why blame those nice clean animals I bet it was Noah and his family along with their crotch crickets....

What those pictures in Sunday school never show the kiddies....

Canndue comments on Jan 10, 2022:

But…why did he save the black flies and ticks?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 10, 2022:

Only reason I can think of is he must have felt a sense of kinship with them...

Seriously! Lol

AnneWimsey comments on Jan 9, 2022:

I was in the DMV before the pandemic, reading my Nook to pass the time, and was approached by a 20-something with pink hair & fishnets & her biker-looking 55+ boyfriend who wanted to talk about how awful abortion is....WTF?!? After about 3 sentences they moved far away & I resumed reading. One's...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 10, 2022:

@AnneWimsey In my state they would have been told by a DMV employee to sit their butts down and shut up or they would be forcibly ejected if need be....

[youtu.be] Coronavirus Rhapsody

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 9, 2022:

He does an amazing job as a one man band.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 10, 2022:

@Castlepaloma Better to get vaccinated and wear a fucking mask so you don't get dead.... https://youtu.be/qileP4bAzek

Seriously! Lol

AnneWimsey comments on Jan 9, 2022:

I was in the DMV before the pandemic, reading my Nook to pass the time, and was approached by a 20-something with pink hair & fishnets & her biker-looking 55+ boyfriend who wanted to talk about how awful abortion is....WTF?!? After about 3 sentences they moved far away & I resumed reading. One's...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 10, 2022:

I would have just told them "A pity your parents didn't believe in it..."

[youtu.be] Coronavirus Rhapsody

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 9, 2022:

He does an amazing job as a one man band.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 10, 2022:

Canada's death rate is up 94% this last week alone.... https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/weekly-trends/#weekly_table

[youtu.be] Coronavirus Rhapsody

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 9, 2022:

He does an amazing job as a one man band.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 10, 2022:

Over 5,500,000 deaths we know of so far.... https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

Where the hell is my bacon?...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2022:

When I first saw this I thought @glennlab Posted it. He's got a million Bacon Memes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2022:

All mine are still unavailable until I can get to work on my new computer. I finished up the dryer today and got tied up with other projects and tomorrow I have to spend the day making calls for things like registering the warranty, reporting housing discrimination, convincing the police to tow the abandoned vehicle from in front of my house that has been there a month already.... Just a world full of joy... Of and if you want to have some fun I am posting the rental sign complete with phone number so you guys can prank call the owner....

[google.com] Blind Joe, I will not comply

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2022:

I will not give you an ICU bed...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2022:

@Castlepaloma Or you can take livestock dewormer with the rest of the Sheeple....

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Bummer,...I feel ya. newegg is having all sorts of sales. https://www.newegg.com

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 7, 2022:

@MerlinZap My FX is in a mustturd (AKA baby shit) yellow 15 year old case so they don't see what is inside just a very old and ugly case. The next will be in my old case I built the Phenom 2 in which is slightly nicer but I doubt anyone looking for something worth selling will bother with it...

Does Floriduh man Deathcamp DeSantis have COVID?

JackPedigo comments on Jan 6, 2022:

Isn't it great (not) that the governor of a state is smarter than all the doctors and medical scientists in the country (or even world). Maybe he should consider changing careers in order to be able to make a lot more money and give people more (dis) honest and (crooked) straight information.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2022:

@Canndue Or better yet pool chlorine.... Clean up that gene pool....

Does Floriduh man Deathcamp DeSantis have COVID?

bobwjr comments on Jan 6, 2022:

He's the most deserving but I'll bet he is secretly vaccinated

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2022:

I heard he may have opted for the J&J vaccine but probably didn't get the booster.... Could be he is fucked because the effects have worn off...

Does Floriduh man Deathcamp DeSantis have COVID?

JackPedigo comments on Jan 6, 2022:

Isn't it great (not) that the governor of a state is smarter than all the doctors and medical scientists in the country (or even world). Maybe he should consider changing careers in order to be able to make a lot more money and give people more (dis) honest and (crooked) straight information.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2022:

@phxbillcee I heard UCLA terminated him for his participation in AFD and his medical license was under review pending suspension....

Does Floriduh man Deathcamp DeSantis have COVID?

JackPedigo comments on Jan 6, 2022:

Isn't it great (not) that the governor of a state is smarter than all the doctors and medical scientists in the country (or even world). Maybe he should consider changing careers in order to be able to make a lot more money and give people more (dis) honest and (crooked) straight information.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2022:

@JackPedigo Hopefully he gets everyone who attended his "news conference" sick with COVID and they sue his dumb ass into bankruptcy....

Does Floriduh man Deathcamp DeSantis have COVID?

JackPedigo comments on Jan 6, 2022:

Isn't it great (not) that the governor of a state is smarter than all the doctors and medical scientists in the country (or even world). Maybe he should consider changing careers in order to be able to make a lot more money and give people more (dis) honest and (crooked) straight information.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2022:

I am hoping he sticks to sheep dewormer....

Does Floriduh man Deathcamp DeSantis have COVID?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2022:

Well, we know he has no morals...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2022:

I wonder how many who attended that conference will end up with COVID ?

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Bummer,...I feel ya. newegg is having all sorts of sales. https://www.newegg.com

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2022:

@MerlinZap I figure the next will be a Ryzen 12 core with something like 64 GB of ram with a Gigabyte motherboard and then keep the FX for a backup while I put in some nice NAS quality harddrives on the new build with a higher capacity . Building above and beyond is cheaper than buying a commercial build anyway. Plus I reuse the old cases to make them look less desirable if someone breaks in...

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Bummer,...I feel ya. newegg is having all sorts of sales. https://www.newegg.com

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2022:

@MerlinZap The one I have built isn't the latest or greatest it is an AMD FX860 on a gigabyte GS-970A-DS3 motherboard with 32 GB of ram and a couple of 4TB hard drives along with 1 GB video card. Since I am not a gamer this should be more than sufficient for my needs for years to come. Software is just getting so unfriendly towards computers without enough system resources these days you need the extra just so you don't end up slowing down and freezing up. Also I have found it advisable over the years to keep spare parts around so I can stay online.

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Bummer,...I feel ya. newegg is having all sorts of sales. https://www.newegg.com

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2022:

I already have the new one standing by but can't use the USB or LAN ports on the motherboard. I found the scripting but couldn't apply it until I found a male PS/2 to female USB adapter so I can hook up the keyboard and mouse until I finish modifying the operating system and use legacy LAN and USB drivers.

The GQP is on the march....

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Wait until they hit big house, Virgins are in high demand.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

Wait until Big Ben Dover gets his hands on them eh?

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

azzow2 comments on Jan 4, 2022:

12 is fairly good amount of life for a PC.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

@azzow2 A little but that is wwwwaaaaay out of my price range.... I can't afford 10 million for a house much less a computer at this time but the Chinese do claim they have a small ones that they are peddling for 5,000.00 though I don't believe the claims.

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

azzow2 comments on Jan 4, 2022:

12 is fairly good amount of life for a PC.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

@azzow2 AMD Ryzen processors require a different socket than Intel ones as well as different ram. https://www.newegg.com/amd-ryzen-5-5600x/p/N82E16819113666?item=N82E16819113666=Email=IGNEFL122621-LB=EMC-IGNEFL122621-LB-_-EMC-122621-Index-_-ProcessorsDesktops-_-19113666-S1A5A=1=cmFuZGFsbG00MEBnbWFpbC5jb20=&tp=i-1NGB-Q7F-6Tc-8BHa8o-2D-1lzyt-1c-8BSeCm-l6x2ytfyug-dMdqY=26216011=24900

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

FrayedBear comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Perhaps it is time to move to Linux?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

@FrayedBear Actually I refused to deal with them until they finally came out with XP and stopped using monkeysoft after Windows 7.

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

azzow2 comments on Jan 4, 2022:

12 is fairly good amount of life for a PC.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

@azzow2 Prices for AMD are lower and so is the power usage which means less heat damage. Also they come with water cooled heatsinks and fans.

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Sorry, boyo. Computers would be perfect if we could figure out how to eliminate the hardware component. Good luck, boss, it'll all come together for you I'm sure.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

Getting Monkeysoft out of the industry would help a lot so I wouldn't need to find work arounds for Linux for the hardware I want.

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Good to see you back in whatever means of format. Hopefully the hardware comes in soon & you'll have a better 2022 going forward.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

They just shipped it so the stuff should be here in three or four days.

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

azzow2 comments on Jan 4, 2022:

12 is fairly good amount of life for a PC.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

Gigabyte motherboard and an AMD processor... 6 core Phenom2 that was only 2.8 ghtz but still faster than my temporary. Thing is those outlast the other stuff on the market and I don't end up having problems for years. When I finish this new one it should last me another 10 years at least and I will build a backup so this doesn't happen again.

Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use ...

FrayedBear comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Perhaps it is time to move to Linux?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2022:

I have been using Linux..... I even watch DVDs on my computer and to do that you need the CSS de-scramblers. Mostly it is the slow process of recovering all my accounts by memory... and this temporary I put together has an old 1.9 ghtz dual core intel processor with only 4 gigs of ram so it is slower than snail shit...

RIP Betty White died 17 days before her 100th birthday.

racocn8 comments on Dec 31, 2021:

I saw a note about this young (to me) lady who had been in the New Mouseketeers (Tiffini Talia). I didn't know her, but she passed of a heart attack at the age of 46. That struck me as going far too early, but the usual, ya just never know.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2021:

Working for Disney does that most of their child stars are all fucked up mentally... Drug addicts, Alcoholics, Mental issues etc...

But you can't smoke it.... except maybe as a ham.

SnowyOwl comments on Dec 24, 2021:

You may not be able to smoke it but you can try tarring and feathering it and then lighting it on fire just for fun.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2021:

@SnowyOwl I was referring to the jokes you didn't think of first.... As for taking it in the rump I will leave that to supporters of Trump....

But you can't smoke it.... except maybe as a ham.

SnowyOwl comments on Dec 24, 2021:

You may not be able to smoke it but you can try tarring and feathering it and then lighting it on fire just for fun.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2021:

@SnowyOwl Sorry buddy I am straight sorry if you are jealous ...

But you can't smoke it.... except maybe as a ham.

SnowyOwl comments on Dec 24, 2021:

You may not be able to smoke it but you can try tarring and feathering it and then lighting it on fire just for fun.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2021:

@HankSherman Nah I just consider him a dick...

10 characters

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 30, 2021:

Fuck Chuck Boresus....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2021:

@Tejas Trump would make a better one and he has already proven to be an incompetent jackass just like Chucky the Fucky....

But you can't smoke it.... except maybe as a ham.

SnowyOwl comments on Dec 24, 2021:

You may not be able to smoke it but you can try tarring and feathering it and then lighting it on fire just for fun.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2021:

@HankSherman You mean pubic right?

Remember you were warned....

Donna_I comments on Dec 25, 2021:

Is pirate claus coming for my booty?😉😎🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2021:

Be careful he might make you walk the plank by prodding your booty with his sword....

I think someone is masturbating again....

ChurchLess comments on Dec 24, 2021:

I don't get it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2021:

@Lorajay Rather the reverse.... she is batshit insane and is deriving sexual pleasure at the thought of Santa burning in her fireplace....

But you can't smoke it.... except maybe as a ham.

SnowyOwl comments on Dec 24, 2021:

You may not be able to smoke it but you can try tarring and feathering it and then lighting it on fire just for fun.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2021:

I am honestly shocked someone living in Texas hasn't shot him in the ass yet for the contemptuous way he treats his constituents...

I think someone is masturbating again....

ChurchLess comments on Dec 24, 2021:

And that relates to masturbating?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2021:

Think about it.... What could possibly motivate such behaviour?

But you can't smoke it.... except maybe as a ham.

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Then watch it die a slow and painful death! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2021:

I would rather we adopt the "Singapore plan" with political criminals after all 200 lashes with a bamboo cane across the ass will definitely leave a lasting impression...

I think someone is masturbating again....

ChurchLess comments on Dec 24, 2021:

I don't get it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2021:

I would have thought it was obvious.... little girl is implying she wants Santa to burn....

Lock up tight because he is coming tonight...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Krampus???

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2021:

No Satan Claws....

Lot of these in the red states too due to the popularity of live stock dewormer....

Moravian comments on Dec 24, 2021:

How dare you. That's a heinous slur on the Scottish people. That's a Welsh mountain sheep and we only have Scottish blackface up here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2021:

You sound like a man with experience in these matters...

Cats too.....

bobwjr comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Nice place to visit but can't afford there

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2021:

Actually you might be very surprised.... There is a lot of misinformation about the real cost of living here something I just debunked with Sa-Sinner....

Cats too.....

St-Sinner comments on Dec 23, 2021:

If it wasn't so expensive - especially property, I would be living there. I don't much care about high taxes and fees but I don't want to live in a small house any longer. Texas has spoiled me in that respect. For $700K to 1 Mill, you get a good, large house in Austin although property taxes are ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@St-Sinner Oh and the house I showed you is the one I grew up in it has one of the largest lots in the neighborhood complete with a in ground pool and jacuzzi. The pool was added around 1973 and the house was built in the early 1960s'.

Cats too.....

Canndue comments on Dec 23, 2021:

🎶all the leaves are brown..🎶

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@Canndue Only if you are a fucking polar bear....

Cats too.....

Canndue comments on Dec 23, 2021:

🎶all the leaves are brown..🎶

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@Canndue Must suck being stuck inside all day.

Cats too.....

St-Sinner comments on Dec 23, 2021:

If it wasn't so expensive - especially property, I would be living there. I don't much care about high taxes and fees but I don't want to live in a small house any longer. Texas has spoiled me in that respect. For $700K to 1 Mill, you get a good, large house in Austin although property taxes are ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@St-Sinner Torrance is about 30 minutes from downtown LA... For 3 to 5 million you can get a house on the bluff overlooking the beach... Torrance isn't just a good neighborhood it is an excellent one with some of the best public schools in the country. Connected to the subway system as well...

Cats too.....

Canndue comments on Dec 23, 2021:

🎶all the leaves are brown..🎶

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@phxbillcee In the 50s here at the moment and I consider that cold. Of course 30 minutes up the road it is snowing like a bastard and cold enough to freeze the balls off of Frosty...

Cats too.....

St-Sinner comments on Dec 23, 2021:

If it wasn't so expensive - especially property, I would be living there. I don't much care about high taxes and fees but I don't want to live in a small house any longer. Texas has spoiled me in that respect. For $700K to 1 Mill, you get a good, large house in Austin although property taxes are ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

State taxes are deductible from federal so the base tax is the same you just get a larger tax return each year... property taxes here are about 30 to 40% of Texas rates and those are NOT deductible from your income taxes in any state. Pretty sure our sales taxes are lower as well. Plus our electric grid is winterized so the power doesn't fail all the time and our electric bills don't suddenly go up to up to $10,000.00 or more. Plus the building codes don't have our water pipes explode and turn the home into a uninhabitable sty that cost 10s of thousands of dollars to repair... Open ass and insert foot right?.... https://www.redfin.com/CA/Torrance/22943-Fonthill-Ave-90505/home/7658982

Cats too.....

Canndue comments on Dec 23, 2021:

🎶all the leaves are brown..🎶

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@Canndue Doesn't snow where I live you have to drive 30 to 45 minutes up the hill to the ski resorts....

Cats too.....

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2021:

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's a trick question. Californians never screw in a light bulb, they screw in a jacuzzi. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

Did that a lot in my younger days so I can truthfully say it isn't a joke...

Cats too.....

Canndue comments on Dec 23, 2021:

🎶all the leaves are brown..🎶

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

All the leaves are green here where I live but it is raining...

Lot of these in the red states too due to the popularity of live stock dewormer....

bobwjr comments on Dec 23, 2021:

Believe that, recently one of them finally outlawed sex with farm animals

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

That would be Texas.... But I also hear they are trying to legalize it again....

Maybe they should just move out of state....

St-Sinner comments on Dec 23, 2021:

God in #1 in their life on dating sites..... they won't change, the brain once fried, always fried.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

If even half the women in Texas moved out how long do you think it would take before the GQP down there gave up due to blue balls?... Besides the hookers could charge a fortune...

Not what I'd call a sobering thought! :-)

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 23, 2021:

The feminist origins of teetotalism (or the temperance movement) in the US have roots in the abolitionist movement and, in particular, women’s suffrage. Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B Anthony were teetotalers. Oh well, two out of three ain’t bad! 😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@p-nullifidian Why can't the religious just leave others out of their nonsensical batshit insane delusions?.... If you don't want to drink fine but why force others not to drink as long as they do it responsibly? Also a billionaire, his family and one of their friends just quit the Moron church and part of their reasoning was not only the church's history of being anti-Gay but racist bastards as well.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/12/22/2070697/-Billionaire-explains-why-he-s-leaving-the-Mormon-church-and-where-he-s-sending-a-600-000-donation?pm_source=story_sidebar=web=recommended

Every time a bell rings.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2021:

Saw some moron wearing one of those "transvaccinated" shirts today in the store I told him he was a moron and I was looking forward to reading his obituary...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@bbyrd009 Right DR. Assbook.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/12/22/1853116/-Anti-vaxx-Chronicles-This-anti-vaxxer-s-brother-is-PISSED-and-with-good-reason?detail=emaildkre

Every time a bell rings.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2021:

Saw some moron wearing one of those "transvaccinated" shirts today in the store I told him he was a moron and I was looking forward to reading his obituary...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@bbyrd009 If you are anti-vax that will be soon enough this new strain is far more contagious than the previous ones and there is as yet no real evidence it is any less deadly...

Not what I'd call a sobering thought! :-)

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 23, 2021:

The feminist origins of teetotalism (or the temperance movement) in the US have roots in the abolitionist movement and, in particular, women’s suffrage. Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B Anthony were teetotalers. Oh well, two out of three ain’t bad! 😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

Actually the Temperance movement came from the Baptist and Methodist churches... The same ones that supported the 1020s' resurgence of the Klan...

Not what I'd call a sobering thought! :-)

bobwjr comments on Dec 23, 2021:

Pass the rum

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

Everclear.... Hell you would need to be drunk on your ass to kiss them.

Aww man!!!!

Canndue comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Trust me, I’ll pull out

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2021:

Famous last words....

A LOT better than that fucking elf.

bobwjr comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Scoobie on a doobie

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2021:

@Donna_I You were thinking of Hillary....

The answer my friends is blowing the GQP...

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Let's not forget the systemic impact of the deliberate republican de-funding of public education, at the federal, state and local levels, over decades. I still think that was a deliberate effort to make the American people stupid, and it continues today with their insistence on including religion in...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2021:

And Fox has been the propaganda arm for all these policies brainwashing the GQP voters into thinking all those policies are "good for them and the country..."

He died for your sins....

bobwjr comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2021:

Don't forget to join the anti-Raid crusade.....

Amazon announces employee safety plan....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2021:

Seems about right...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 20, 2021:

You do realize that isn't water in the bottle right?....

As Sinful Sunday draws to a close I will leave you with this....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2021:

Pretty sure those mega churches take charge cards.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2021:

Why pay 24% interest when you can pay 800% interest to Jesus?....

Even Joe must love old communist attitudes to religion?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2021:

The stupid in this is amazing..... Russians haven't been communists for over 30 years now....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2021:

@Toonman Because he gets his fraudulent information for conservative stink tanks and other misinformational scam sites.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_National_Interest https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_History_Group

For Jebus it was 3 wise guys who showed up but for everyone else it is the three kings....

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

2 out of 3 aint bad

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2021:

@glennlab I take mine in pill form because it lasts longer anyway and affects the body more than the thinking processes...

For Jebus it was 3 wise guys who showed up but for everyone else it is the three kings....

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

2 out of 3 aint bad

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2021:

@glennlab Kind of depends what you smoke doesn't it?...

For Jebus it was 3 wise guys who showed up but for everyone else it is the three kings....

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

2 out of 3 aint bad

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2021:

No sex eh?....

Every time a bell rings.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2021:

Saw some moron wearing one of those "transvaccinated" shirts today in the store I told him he was a moron and I was looking forward to reading his obituary...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2021:

@bbyrd009 You kind of strike me as someone who has no idea what he is talking about but thinks he is intelligent enough to express an opinion anyway....

Yes! Please!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2021:

And more than a few others like her....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2021:

@dalefvictor Or how about this one?... https://youtu.be/0FJU4GrXztE

Yes! Please!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2021:

And more than a few others like her....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Slip that one into the que at the next company Christmas party...

Yes! Please!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2021:

And more than a few others like her....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Well there is to be fair some nice Christmas music out there... https://youtu.be/yt6cAzUCdkw

Most teachers need tutors...

Redneckliberal comments on Dec 16, 2021:

REALLY???

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2021:

@Redneckliberal They didn't fall down when the wind was more than 20 miles and hour and the roofs weren't as likely to leak as those built by his neighbour's .... Also to be fair it was likely because if his slaves weren't always sick and dying they could be worked harder without killing them.... A matter of economics. His harsh treatment in the form of indiscriminate punishments in his later years could have been due to lead poisoning as well.

Most teachers need tutors...

Redneckliberal comments on Dec 16, 2021:

REALLY???

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2021:

@Redneckliberal That too but we should be fair to Washington and note that his slaves were in decently constructed barracks and he did require them all to be built that way even for his Muslim slaves.

Most teachers need tutors...

Redneckliberal comments on Dec 16, 2021:

REALLY???

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2021:

@Redneckliberal Not watered down... politicised during the McCarthy Era....

Holy 💩 that’s funny.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Not here to fuck yours either....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2021:

@Canndue Remember this car?... The one with the seats that smelled like ass?...