Those were the day

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2019:

That really was me....

Shut up and take my money.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2019:

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Be afraid.....be very afraid.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Trumps wife and daughter will go into hiding as well....

They are terrible fried.....roasted is so much better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2019:

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Or stump anyone who hasn’t watched any iconic 80s movies ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Blame it on me Cameron....

Evidence the contary . . . .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Unless you are a death cultist Christian...

Rhetoric strikes!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Reply: No shit....

A wild Madie in her natural habitat.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Maddie of the Jungle strikes!....

...or post them here! Ha ha ha!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2019:

I just post them on Assbook and take that 30 days off....

Anticipation!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Ahhh my lucky day..... Because moronic assholes stay home and leave me alone...

Wouldn't you hate to walk into this at work

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2019:

This is why you never copy your ass when you have diarrhea...

Excellent advice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2019:

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Lol............

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2019:

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Never give up!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Never surrender....

Humans (Homo Sapiens) have existed on this planet for 200,000 years. Is this our legacy?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Funny isn't it that so many politicians that this moron seriously?... Ones like Trump, Obama, and Hillary Clinton...

Thankfully, it's camouflage

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2019:

When you want to go low profile at the orgy....

Heartfelt!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2019:

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Badass Barbie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2019:

She looks like a real cut up....

Thank you??

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Need to send one of these to my ex-wifes sister saying it is from my daughter....

Everything old is new again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2019:

Having been in the Marines this is more or less what happens.... Marines also had first shot at the WAVES....

The Trump Administration Is Revoking Passports of Some U.S. Citizens of Hispanic Descent – Fortune

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2019:

I hope he is sued penniless and has to work in McDonalds for the rest of his life as cheap labor along with his entire family... May all of them end up living in a rusty trailer (no larger than 8X40) and being spit on by those around them.... And may they all live very long and torturous lives...

I'll have to check that out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2019:

In my drinking days they would have lost a shit ton of money with that offer... I would have had at least 3 drinks a night on the house....

Don't mess with Mexican old ladies! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Gad I can't wait to use something like this the next time I hear some conservatard use those words...

I see a lot of this! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Looks like me except for the toilet and the Crapple....

Talk about short!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Might have been short but rich and set in stone....

Hmm........

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2019:

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I always warn them! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2019:

https://youtu.be/O_1ruZWJigo

Van port she shed

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2019:

You might be a redneck when....

I could have gone my whole life without learning this, but since I have, I’ll pass that knowledge ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Surprisingly this is not a joke.... https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-urine-eggs/urine-soaked-eggs-a-spring-taste-treat-in-china-city-idUSBRE82S0EE20120329

I want my MTV

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Another blatant plug... "Music to think by... [youtu.be]"

I want my MTV

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2019:

https://youtu.be/0WPzFnZkZmI

Would Elizabeth Warren's wealth tax proposal tax the wealth of America's super rich pastors like ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2019:

And out of all that 527,000,000 dollars combined they would pay 10,540,000 in taxes if it applied to them which it won't... Before the allowed deductions of course...

This wasn't a Disney movie

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Shades of a cheesy porn plot...

Unexpected

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2019:

If she was anything like my stepmother he won't go near her even with Trump's dick... In all fairness though I didn't meet her until several years after I was married and her sugardaddy died broke leaving her nothing....

Droopy drawers

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2019:

You misspelled "Poopy"...

What is your response when people say i'll pray for you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2019:

My cat gets jealous when people pray to gods other than him so be careful...

Black Athiest

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Well you could look for a sugar baby and have a contractual agreement instead of marriage. I am seriously considering that myself because women I meet all seem to only want money or a religious nutbar anyway...

My dads entire life he was an Atheist.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Not at all I have cut many people out of my life for pushing their delusional beliefs. Those types are rude, arrogant, and a royal pain in the ass causing far more stress in your life than they are worth...

You know, for that extra kick.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2019:

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Eric's best shot to get hired.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Is that Eric Trump?...

Why we can't have nice things

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2019:

They have been using the wrong sales pitch is all just tell people if we converted to Metric they could legally drive 100 KPH on the freeways and the dumbass conservatives would rebel if you didn't convert the country to metric...

Guess who's having lamb chops for supper.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2019:

https://youtu.be/PZuHAsf6qO0

Fred has a price

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2019:

And here we thought it was his high protein diet...

Humpday...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2019:

http://gph.is/1UOypLh

Real kiss ass look

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Need to put a scroungy looking dead yellow hair rat on that pic...

Kitty cat lost a weekend.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2019:

And that cat is me...

We all know that's fake, no man has that much hair.. on their head.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2019:

I would not be surprised at all to see these become popular at Trump rallies...

There is a woman living with my dad and sister.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Since my father is dead and has been for a number of years.... No I would not have sex with a woman who was into necrophilia... https://youtu.be/iypUpv9xelg

Bad time to be in Florida

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Unless you are a total piece of shit then go ahead and hit the beach because the gene pool could use a lot of chlorine right now...

Another shaved unhappy pussy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2019:

I posted this one on Assbook and all I got was 30 days in Facebook jail for posting "nudity"....

Beto O’Rourke says AK-47 and AR-15 owners will ‘have to sell them to the government’ if he ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Beto isn't who people think he is right now he is just making noises hoping to gain a larger following for the next time he runs for office. He will say anything at this point but keep in mind most of the money for his campaign is coming from the same people who made this mess including the Third Way organization that was founded by and funded in part by the Koch brothers... The only way to get rid of those weapons of war is not supply side it is demand side in the solution. If you have effectrive background checks and add the terrorist watch list to the database then declare members of White Supremacist organizations and Anti-Government militias to be terrorists the wannabes who buy those types of guns will no longer be able to buy them... With no demand production of those weapons stops... Buy backs will only work for the ones who are either starving or not members of those groups....

What a shocker!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Must have used an oral swab with all the shit that comes out of his mouth a result like that would hardly be a surprise...

How should we respond to alien contact? Scientists ask the public [theguardian.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Define contact.... If you mean radio then no hurry because we have enough problems of our own to solve. But if you mean a visitation then I sincerely doubt that anyone that advanced would need to resort to violent colonization... And if they did take that route we would be well and truly screwed...

I don't know about that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Question is how would you know unless you ate shit?....

Can you guys post some memes relating to babies please? Nice, cute memes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2019:

I had to look a bit but here are some more...

A conundrum for sure

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2019:

When you get tossed in Assbook jail on a monthly basis...

Can you guys post some memes relating to babies please? Nice, cute memes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2019:

You did ask...

Mmmmmmm....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Dog bless Harry Harrison...

That can’t be good. [businessinsider.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Even odder was that Kraft Foods used to be owned by Phillip Morris until it started hurting the Kraft brand name and they split around 2007....

Yeah that was a real letdown, DISNEY

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Maybe you just need to offer the right incentives...

MAGA uh huh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Oh the irony...

SUGGESTED REFORMS TO KEEP A HORROR LIKE THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY FROM EVER HAPPENING AGAIN!! ---A ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2019:

A federal representation tax of 25.00 a year that funds all campaigns from the city county and state level up to the presidency itself with false promises and lies being treated as perjury and a Rico offense that removes them from all ballots in perpetuity​. PACs and organizations for or against bills subject to the same rules without financial support and the money confiscated from them going into the election fund...

Really hoping that Hurricane Dorian demolishes all Trump's FL properties this weekend.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2019:

With any luck at all it will demolish the Deep South and they will find out how little he gives a shit about them all...

No thank you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Hey I know him.... Bugger Me Bunny...

If you say so.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2019:

And 99.9 hours a day?...

Mmmm boy!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Sounds pretty good...

Trump announces he has selected his 2020 campaign theme song... [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Blatant plug... "Funny news about idiots of the far Right-wing Christian cultists. Group"

I wish they had these.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Because annoying idiots is fun...

No words needed meme 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Got to season that kid properly before you cook her....

Tour de pizza.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Helps you to work off those calories...

He may be on her payroll.. 😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Because tax cuts for the rich have always worked so well...

You all realize if Bill had stayed active here he would probably have already reached level 10?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Maybe he got laid...

Which one do you prefer?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2019:

You forgot one...

Some solid points were made [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Only words I could understand were "fuck you" and "have a nice day..."

He may be on her payroll.. 😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Considering that Epstein was in Federal custody with Trump appointee Barr in charge I think it is downright religious to blame the Clintons for this one....

For anyone who thinks that i was a point whore, I posted this in not the most popular group, though ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Oh gud I know more than a few of those...

Camping not just for rugged outdoors types anymore

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2019:

He forgot his MAGA hat....

I know someone will be offended.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2019:

What about the four birds flying in the background?... Well the one on the right is just the tip of the wing but isn't that the artist's intention?...

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Taking a ride on the....

Urine trouble

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2019:

When stupid says as stupid does...

Story time 😀😀

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Life is just another accident in a universe that doesn't give a fuck so enjoy it while you can....

Doing hard time

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2019:

I am in more than out...

My roommates kitten, Slater. He is so photogenic!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2019:

He looks like such a sweet innocent little murder machine.... :D

Do you say the pledge of allegiance, when called to do so in a public setting?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2019:

I most do NOT as it has been deemed unconstitutional to force such nonsense on people the orignal version is all you need say..

Pokemon Go is not joking

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Did it Pikachu?....

Does belief or disbelief require intelligence?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2019:

More like it takes the capacity and curiosity​ to reason for yourself and actually look for the answers instead of listening to some jackass standing in front of you saying how you should give him money for not providing you with any....

That'll work.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Considering his idiotic notion of trying to copy Heinlein's ballistic capsule concept here on Earth I think this may be the explanation of why his head is so far up his ass in many ways...

Absolutely fucking not

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Is he wearing poison ivy?...

I mean, cut a person a break!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Be nice if those people had brains that woke up at least once a day...

You know who you are

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2019:

https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-goes-on-tear-against-nbc-news-reporter-peter-alexander-worse-than-cnn/

"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Update: I just got proven right again.... https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-goes-on-tear-against-nbc-news-reporter-peter-alexander-worse-than-cnn/

You know who you are

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2019:

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So which is it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2019:

*Coughs*

Name your US reps and what they do for you/your district

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2019:

In the Senate we have two Republicans pretending to be Democrats and Harris by running for president has unmasked herself. I am hoping we will be rid of both those scum sucking pigs in the next election. Unfortunately I live in California's Inbred Empire and for the House we have another Republican pretender named Pete Aguilar who is bought off by big money donors but I am hoping his resistance to Medicare for All will unseat him soon as well....

I see dumb people

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2019:

One of my favorite tee shirts...

Yah that would suck

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Where can I get a job as a horse?...

I’d believe this to be a true quote from him if stated. 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2019:

It does sum him up nicely...

So there is a condolence card in the break room for one of my coworkers who’s dad just died.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2019:

No because these types of cards are often sent by well meaning fools to people who may not even share their beliefs. I would go directly to my coworker and let them know if they need anything even just to talk I am available. Religious condolence cards are just another form of Snots and Bears...

UPDATE on Religion's professor saying atheism is a religion.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Please inform your professor that atheism is NOT a religion because it lacks the defining characteristic called "faith" (Absolute belief in divinity without evidence it exists...) and that he should therefore not be teaching at any level in any subject because he lacks the ability to determine reality from his own twisted fantasies...

No thanks.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2019:

I will take "Why grammar is so important" for 200 Alex...