Sums it up nicely don't you think?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 11, 2022:

Which fits the definition of books the evangelicals want banned elsewhere

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2022:

In most cases that is either untrue or reversed.... for instance Evangelicals want to ban books that portray relationships other than male/female straights as normal and acceptable

I’m now officially a militant atheist.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2022:

Never lose your temper it is not worth it. I would have taken his pamphlet, wiped my ass with it and handed it back telling him he was a pathetic little brainwashed worm who was reinforcing his own insecurities about his beliefs by trying to force them on others and as such needed intensive mental ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2022:

@ADKSparky I just enjoy watching them explode....

Sums it up nicely don't you think?

St-Sinner comments on Jun 11, 2022:

Woo hoo, would also make a good toilet paper.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2022:

Tried that once but it gave me a rash.....

So a stoner, a whoremonger, and an alcoholic are all on the bus together when they get in a fatal ...

racocn8 comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Yeah, eating cannabis is really tricky...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2022:

@racocn8 Higher temperatures take a shorter time and if you go past a certain point you cook off the THC and CBD . You are better off with a lower temperature than a higher one or you lose potency it is a very delicate balance and the raw forms are actually good for your body as well.

I’m now officially a militant atheist.

granny comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Annoying

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2022:

@granny What if I told you that people who refuse to stand up for their rights to not be harassed by cult members are why this country is turning into a shithole?....

I’m now officially a militant atheist.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jun 9, 2022:

Vile proselytizing deserves no more respect than being accosted by any other random con artist. They need to be told to fuck off. Especially those that think they can interrupt your day in your own home. They interpret any shadow of politeness as an invitation to come back the very next week....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2022:

Try one of these...

A horse goes to the vet complaining about stomach pains.

BDair comments on Jun 10, 2022:

AOC tested it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2022:

@BDair

A horse goes to the vet complaining about stomach pains.

BDair comments on Jun 10, 2022:

AOC tested it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2022:

@BDair Seriously the old child's saying?... "I know I am stupid but how about you?..." I really enjoy breaking this to you but you just admitted you are NOT intelligent enough to judge my posts. And it looks like @AnneWimsey isn't smart enough to understand just how stupid what you said really is....

So a stoner, a whoremonger, and an alcoholic are all on the bus together when they get in a fatal ...

racocn8 comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Yeah, eating cannabis is really tricky...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2022:

200 degrees for 25 minutes and then add into the food or beverage of your choice...

A horse goes to the vet complaining about stomach pains.

BDair comments on Jun 10, 2022:

AOC tested it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2022:

Have to say this is one of the stupidest things you have posted to date....

I am fine except for some noise, hope you are doing well.

racocn8 comments on Jun 10, 2022:

I love my partner, and I like her cranberry cabbage side, but whew, I think in need to install a shunt in my anus.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2022:

Or a catalytic converter....

Up yours, daddy’s boy!

St-Sinner comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Lol... love to see either's ass kicked although they were 1,500 years apart. Weren't they?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2022:

Actually less than 800 years if you go by the actually age of the holy babble...

Not the future we imagined as kids.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Why not take advantage and piss off the people who come on after the robot to annoy them in return?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2022:

@glennlab Amusing as hell though when they start cussing at you....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 8, 2022:

I spent nearly a month in India and Nepal and have seen how hard people work, just to survive. I can't bring myself to insult someone who's merely hoping to keep a job. Now--having said that---the US-based callers have brass balls, don't they?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo Scammers are often college educated professionals who have opportunities they just want to be criminals.... https://youtu.be/EapyNrHp9xo

I'll smoke to that..... [bisonmats.com]

of-the-mountain comments on Jun 9, 2022:

What the obstructionists regressive republican fascists want for us so they can control and profit off our backs!!! Sounds crazy, but in the within the fascists reality they dream of for us!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2022:

Well then you can always get this one....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 8, 2022:

I spent nearly a month in India and Nepal and have seen how hard people work, just to survive. I can't bring myself to insult someone who's merely hoping to keep a job. Now--having said that---the US-based callers have brass balls, don't they?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2022:

@joeandbarb I told one I was going to tell his whole family that he stole from poor and elderly people so they would shit on his rotting corpse .... I don't think he liked it much all he could do was scream obscenities at me...

Politics in the UK

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2022:

The English talk shit about US politics but if you look closely at theirs it is just a big a clusterfuck....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2022:

@FrayedBear What did Thomas Paine believe in? In The Age of Reason and other writings he advocated Deism, promoted reason and freethought, and argued against institutionalized religions in general and the Christian doctrine in particular. In 1796, he published a bitter open letter to George Washington, whom he denounced as an incompetent general and a hypocrite.

Well that's a blast from the past!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 8, 2022:

The one in the middle is the brightest bulb in the bunch....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@OldMetalHead In more ways than one....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

tioteo comments on Jun 8, 2022:

I'd want to say it with a strong American accent!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

Hey it's the thought that counts right?...

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 8, 2022:

All Hindi words at top and the English translation is civil compared to what the actual meaning in Hindi is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@St-Sinner And that was scumbag fraudsters...

Politics in the UK

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2022:

The English talk shit about US politics but if you look closely at theirs it is just a big a clusterfuck....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@AtheistInNC Pretty sure it was a free trip on both sides....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 8, 2022:

All Hindi words at top and the English translation is civil compared to what the actual meaning in Hindi is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@St-Sinner So am I..... To be a CEO of a major corporation they do a personalty test and they only hire the ones who should be left in a padded cell to rot.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@Betty For that I would have to appoint a special committee to appoint temporary members than hold a special election. Believe me that will take a lot of care. Perhaps I should first make sure that a council vote of one member unanimously changes election policy to public funding....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

can you give a phonetic spelling, just so I'm not misunderstood?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@St-Sinner Well my suggestion is that if they don't want to hear it stop stealing from people....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 8, 2022:

I spent nearly a month in India and Nepal and have seen how hard people work, just to survive. I can't bring myself to insult someone who's merely hoping to keep a job. Now--having said that---the US-based callers have brass balls, don't they?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

Those people are not "trying to keep a job" nor are they anything but criminal scum stealing from the elderly in many cases . Victimizing those who can least afford the loss..... Fuck them . News flash they are in India not the US....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 8, 2022:

All Hindi words at top and the English translation is civil compared to what the actual meaning in Hindi is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@St-Sinner They seem more like the Chinese to me and think that the best way to get ahead is to cheat and steal..... Sorry if that seems to be painting with a wide brush but I look forward to any evidence I am wrong and so far I haven't seem any. FYI CEOs for large businesses are sociopathic fraudsters....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

can you give a phonetic spelling, just so I'm not misunderstood?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

Google Translate can do it or St Sinner.....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 8, 2022:

All Hindi words at top and the English translation is civil compared to what the actual meaning in Hindi is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@St-Sinner But they do NOT hear these phrases from Americans when they call trying to scam them for money do they?....

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 8, 2022:

All Hindi words at top and the English translation is civil compared to what the actual meaning in Hindi is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@St-Sinner Ahh but do they hear them from people they are trying to victimize?......

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 8, 2022:

All Hindi words at top and the English translation is civil compared to what the actual meaning in Hindi is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

Great isn't it?.... Hopefully this drives them all crazy.... Today alone I had them call trying the "your TV company" and "medicare" scams.....

Perhaps you are too tired to hammer or your coordination off there is a solution lol.

zeuser comments on Jun 8, 2022:

That's a rock hammer. So you'd use it if you were in an electric rock and roll band.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

Just need an air guitar player and you are on your way to fame and fortune....

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@Betty I look forward to seeing the other council members in handcuffs and fuck their support the only way I could get that is if I accepted bribes like they do....

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@Betty Ahhh but I also have access to council records and they won't be able to block me from making information requests.... These are the things I need for building cases against the present bunch of crooks and can't get because they block public information requests and make backroom deals.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@Betty My sole r3ason for running is to end the corruption. I will use the voters themselves to end the hold money has on political candidates locally as well as exposing enough of the corruption to get a grand jury investigation started and them retire. I hope that by pushing hard and fast to be able to be a one term council member.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@Betty I can't formally start until Jan 2024

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2022:

@Betty I already have a couple small businesses that are willing to help and I figure I can get some help from some of my neighbors. I also want to challenge the crook I will be running against to a debate and have a reporter who might help me as well.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2022:

@Betty Campaign will be simple and be self-financed instead of being indebted to rich donors like the rest of the city council I will DIY it and let people know I won't be selling the city out to rich donors like the guy in office now.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2022:

@Betty Actually many car manufacturers are having supply chain issues because of the war in the Ukraine now as it seems most of their wiring harnesses come from there and Poland. So they are all talking about changing their output to electric vehicles faster than they wanted too....

Politics in the UK

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2022:

The English talk shit about US politics but if you look closely at theirs it is just a big a clusterfuck....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2022:

@FrayedBear Wasn't as much the founding fathers as the morons that get elected these days....

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2022:

@Betty The present city council is corrupt so zero but it will give me a platform to get the city behind me using referendum votes while I use the position to gather enough evidence to force a grand jury investigation....

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty No the real problem is that with ocean levels rising we are taking no steps (even the smallest ones) to combat the problems. California alone dumps 4 billion gallons of treated waste water (1.33 billion gallons a day of liquid hydrogen) into the pacific daily. Diverting it to supply water for watering yards and crops as well as cracking it for hydrogen using solar and wind power for fuel could effectively exceed energy and water requirements for the state and reduce pollution scaling back climate change and if done nationally could meet the needs of the entire country. Why are trains running on diesel when you could replace those big dirty engines with fuel cell technology and have zero pollution from them instead?.... Cars, trucks, buses and the rest as well?

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty Well in 2024 I plan to run for city council and start some real shit there these conservatives give money to out of town billionaires and let the city fall apart. I want to end that policy and redo the decaying water system in this city that is over 100 years old in parts with a new plan. Recycled water for the fire hydrants and irrigation and clean water for the rest. I figure that would result in a city wide water savings of at least 60%....

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty Longest round trip so far has been about 40 miles I did that one twice on the dual battery setup and had about 1/3 of the charge remaining. Which considering the grades I was traveling over is really pretty good.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty I can't do these things professionally anymore due to my physical condition but I can always hire much of the grunt labor and where permitting is needed I will need to pay a contractor and keep an eye on them to make sure they don't try to cut any corners.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty Science, Scifi, history, sociology, economics, and a dozen other subjects at least.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty The drainage system should actually reduce my water bill and be good for the environment as well. Not only will this home be energy efficient I am planning to put in a battery back up and a car port that will give me patio with a bathroom and enclosed kitchen on the roof for family gatherings. I am also going to put in a library in the front room which should hold at least 1,000 books many of them either first editions or rare books 200 to 500 years old.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty I am saving up enough to rewire my home to modern standards and replace all the gas appliances with electrical ones and at the same time put in outer wall insulation and new siding.. Once that is done new plumbing (to my standards) and a new roof with solar electric which should bring my electric bill to zero or even money back each year. New walls and fences as well as walkways with drainage to prevent flooding and leech lines on the drains to deep water the property. Since I plan to do some of the work myself it shouldn't cost more than about 80K but I figure it will bring the value of my home up more than that.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty I can build far better than I can buy for the same price.... What I have into this one if I bought it already build would have cost me at least $1.500 more for a 20AH bike.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty I have a background in electrical, electronics, mechanics on everything from bicycles to heavy equipment and about a dozen other practical subjects.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty I don't build them as a business but if someone were to ask I could build one for them. The one I have now took time as I was modifying an old mountain bike. I have two 20 AH batteries on it as well as headlights, tail lights, turn signals, brake lights a horn and small trailer. I get up to about 100 miles per charge depending on terrain.To charge those batteries from zero to full charge would cost about 25 cents....

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty I could actually design and build nearly anything I want but what more do I really need? I do build my own computers but I don't have to build them very often because I don't use crappy motherboards or Intel processors.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

@Betty Also a lot cheaper to operate than paying $6 a gallon for gas.... I am building a second one now that is a 7 speed three wheeler and a trailer for it that should haul about 500 to 1,000 pounds when I go to the hardware store.

Need help identifying a garden pest I found in my yard....

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Isn't that your new ride?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2022:

Actually my "new ride" is over 30 MPH faster.... I ride an ebike.

Found the perfect garden gnome for my yard.....

bobwjr comments on Jun 4, 2022:

You did, perfect

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2022:

Yeah it is about 18.5 inches tall and weighs 4 pounds but is a little pricey at 80.00 each.

Biden and Zelensky Reach Agreement to Send Americans’ Four Hundred Million Guns to Ukraine | The ...

silverotter11 comments on Jun 3, 2022:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Afraid we'd be invaded by Canada🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2022:

@PondartIncbendog Only for Canada....

Here's what will work

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2022:

I blame her, her mother and her sister....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2022:

@St-Sinner Of the three she was the only successful gold digger of the bunch.... She supported my exes mooching and made it impossible for me to get custody of my daughter instead of them brainwashing her into a Trumpanzee.

I, and I hope others too.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2022:

I am guessing she was grown in a Peach Tree Dish....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 2, 2022:

@glennlab Every time she opens her mouth that defective brain of hers produces another fucked up meme....

Might want to rethink that name.

zeuser comments on Jun 2, 2022:

Don't wanna know what kind of cheese you'd pair with that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 2, 2022:

Never ask a question you are not 100% sure you want the answer to....

Send a picture please

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2022:

Unfortunately many people actually are that stupid....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 2, 2022:

@p-nullifidian Many of them are the stars....

We live in troubled times.

St-Sinner comments on May 31, 2022:

Is that from a Hollywood zoo?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2022:

Mullets are NOT popular in California.... In Texas however.....

I'm late tonight!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

And the small loads explain the huge magazines....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2022:

@Garban You mean present Texas governor don't you?... https://vimeo.com/713873477

She is ready, are you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

Beats the hell out of a Saint Bernard.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2022:

@glennlab And much more cuddly.....

I'm late tonight!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

And the small loads explain the huge magazines....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 I am sure their battle cry is going to be "hold ma beer an watch dis"

I'm late tonight!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

And the small loads explain the huge magazines....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 They are already funny in a pathetic way but the ones on you tube of rednacks shooting are fucking hilarious...If these fucktards do try to start a civil war they will be a much bigger danger to themselves.... https://youtu.be/v8QuwhgpTyo https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/78320729/man-loses-leg-shooting-rifle-at-lawnmower-packed-with-explosives

I'm late tonight!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

And the small loads explain the huge magazines....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Hard to post from this site but there are a few of these morons out there I am surprised they don't shoot themselves... https://www.google.com/maps/uv?pb=!1s0x80c4aa5e4ca0e8f5%3A0xbb25c7fc4306823a!3m1!7e115!4shttps%3A%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipMeIlWv_bdWfg7XYawY7AQQmKYXL9YKYiPVP0Ud%3Dw86-h87-n-k-no!5sOutdoor%20shooting%20range%20-%20Google%20Search!15sCgIgAQ=!1e10!2sAF1QipNw0j0HcVn8RvdFQmyNmXQt_E8HSMYMulO6Y8J5&hl=en

I'm late tonight!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

And the small loads explain the huge magazines....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 hey no joke the starting qualification distance on the range when I went was 200 meters and you fired offhand (standing like he was) that is over six times the distance he was shooting at and he was shooting at an old pick up tail gate but missed every time. For me that was pistol distance for a 12 ounce beer can.

I'm late tonight!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

And the small loads explain the huge magazines....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Sure as shit he would have never made it through boot camp with an aim that bad....

I'm late tonight!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2022:

And the small loads explain the huge magazines....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 I saw a video the other day of some Redneck dimbulb shooting his AR and at about 100 feet the stupid bastard couldn't hit jack shit.....

Try B, C and D for their durability to see if any of them is good enough as a lightsaber. 😆

LucyLoohoo comments on May 30, 2022:

I'm for HEAD BONKING.....especially in the Senate chambers! :-)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2022:

@JackPedigo Lead by strong preference.....

Yeah, MYOB!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2022:

Having lunch....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2022:

@MaryChristmas Well it could be breakfast or dinner depending on the time of day...

A fairy tale of regrets

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 29, 2022:

What Ted Cruz's dad thought

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2022:

Nah his grandfather because Teddy and his daddy are both pieces of shit...

21 dead in Texas 19 of them children while cops hid in the halls for an hour listening to the shots ...

FrayedBear comments on May 29, 2022:

The first image could equally have a map of Ukraine instead of the school and the second could mention 24th February when Russia anounced that it would try to remove American paid, trained & weaponed fascists from Ukraine. Good cartoons.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2022:

Are you spewing Russian propaganda for Putin the Dick-tater again?.... The only fascists in the Ukraine anymore are pro-Russian separatists....

Baby formula....

Oldman51 comments on May 28, 2022:

What does one have to do with the other. NOTHING

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2022:

Kind of depends on your point of view doesn't it?

Baby formula....

Oldman51 comments on May 28, 2022:

A long long time ago in a land far far away they used to feed their baby's stuff the mothers own milk, cows milk, goats milk because they didn't have powdered formula

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2022:

In this modern age where women have to work to help support their families breast feeding isn't always possible.... Long long ago and far far away men kept women as little more than house slaves who were property they used for breeding purposes are you saying we should return to that sort of slave mentality?

21 dead in Texas 19 of them children while cops hid in the halls for an hour listening to the shots ...

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

Texas DPS officers make in excess of $100,000 per year on average. Military non coms make less than $30.000 per year. If the DPS officers are too afraid to challenge an armed gunman, we need to reduce their salaries below a high school graduate with only a high school diploma receives since they ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 28, 2022:

How about minimum wage?... In Texas that would be about $7.25 an hour right?....

21 dead in Texas 19 of them children while cops hid in the halls for an hour listening to the shots ...

of-the-mountain comments on May 27, 2022:

The shooter started playing music while waiting for the police to actually come after him!!! At this point the shooter looks like he shot himself committing suicide!!! You can not believe the lies and stories of police who let 19 children and 2 teachers bleed out and die while over 100 police...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 27, 2022:

Actually the shooter was killed by Border Patrol agents because the chickenshit cops refused to do their jobs....He kicked open the door of the closet and started shooting at them as they entered the room. The shooter also had made posts on Instagram displaying the gun he used and threatening to shoot children.

Apparently they got lost looking for their brains.

Garban comments on May 27, 2022:

Selling or buying?🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 27, 2022:

Eating....

Too many damn liberals in God loving Texas

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2022:

Deport Republicans and make America safe from terrorism again....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2022:

@Castlepaloma Where do you get your stupid ideas that anarchy is a good thing?.... You would think that you could grow up and see the facts that without money there can be no trade and without government money wouldn't exist... Would you rather there were government schools or no schools?... Or how about religious only schools?... Nature abhor es a vacuum like the one between your ears so if we didn't have elected government we would have dictators... Also dumbshit COVID is NOT gone the next peak is coming and by the end of this year in the US alone there should be at least 100 million new cases which with the depleted medical industry right now should result in at least another 1,250,000 more deaths in the US alone.

Too many damn liberals in God loving Texas

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2022:

Deport Republicans and make America safe from terrorism again....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2022:

@Castlepaloma Anarchists are just people stupid enough to think they can get along without society.... Imagine Gilligan's Island but as an uneducated Troglodyte and that would be you all alone by yourself without the professor or any kind of education even at the rudimentary level....... Yeah that would be you a flea bitten savage dying of bad diet, disease, injuries without even the slightest medical help or knowledge, and no Internet, electricity, clean water, grocery stores or beer....,

Now on Fox a new save the wolves campaign....

JackPedigo comments on May 24, 2022:

When they start killing cattle then watch some changes being made.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2022:

Hell they are already raping women, little girls and livestock so I doubt conservatives will bat an eye over a few cows...

It's been a long day! 😂😂😂😂

Zoohome comments on May 24, 2022:

Mine is broken too!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 No wonder women keep picking the wrong kind of guys....

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford "The materials we put into our stomach should ...

JackPedigo comments on May 23, 2022:

BTW MSG being harmful is a myth. https://www.healthcanal.com/nutrition/what-msg-do-to-brain

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2022:

In small amounts it is considered safe but in the amounts many food companies use higher than safe levels can end up in your body....

Truth bomb.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2022:

But if you keep Gherkin off you can get yourself into a real pickle...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2022:

@MaryChristmas Unless you keep jerking that Gherkin until you end up with a Dill....

It is the truth

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2022:

Dead man on a stick toys are for perverts.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2022:

@Garban The Nazi pope saw this one in an art gallery in Rome and went batshit insane calling it "sacrilege".... I have been using it as an avatar ever since,

High standards

zeuser comments on May 21, 2022:

Me, dancing, nude or not, is not compatible with dignity. Sorry. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2022:

@zeuser At your age I would be forced to agree.... Dancing nude at my age would be a definite turn off for anyone watching...

Memorial bench plaque: 👇 Me: Fair enough. 😆

Ryo1 comments on May 20, 2022:

In my port town, when you sit on a bench and try to eat something, seagulls may swoop down and try to steal the food off your hand. Hence 'Fuck off!' Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2022:

@Ryo1 Seagulls obviously find it as amusing as I still do....

Memorial bench plaque: 👇 Me: Fair enough. 😆

Ryo1 comments on May 20, 2022:

In my port town, when you sit on a bench and try to eat something, seagulls may swoop down and try to steal the food off your hand. Hence 'Fuck off!' Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2022:

The Seagulls that follow the Blackball ferry from Seattle to Victoria have a unique method.... They dive bomb people's plates shitting on the food so the tourists end up dumping them overboard.... I found this hilarious as a teenager especially the seasick guy who added the contents of his stomach to the paper plate over the rail....

Write your own!

HankSherman comments on May 19, 2022:

When you get to know him......a real prick

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2022:

@HankSherman, @p-nullifidian https://youtu.be/4PdqNHyEyXY

Putin wins prestigious award from NATO.....

FrayedBear comments on May 16, 2022:

But for the reality that it is the US government & its Presidents from Roosevelt on who have created this situation the cartoon would be really funny.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2022:

@FrayedBear Well no wonder you are an incel..... Look into your sources for once in your life... Trusting the Chinese government and an Italian Catholic who supports fascism is not what I call intelligent or rational. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorenzo_Ornaghi

Putin wins prestigious award from NATO.....

FrayedBear comments on May 16, 2022:

But for the reality that it is the US government & its Presidents from Roosevelt on who have created this situation the cartoon would be really funny.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2022:

@FrayedBear Are you trying for comedy here because people are laughing at you ignorance.... Disinformation in the media is nothing new look at Fox (AKA NewCorp) and OANN but pro-Russian propaganda by Americans in the US media is both older and wider spread than ignorant people realize and this no doubt extends to other countries as well. But you are such a ignorant boob I doubt you are even aware of it. The Chinese do NOT have open or independent media it is as tightly controlled as Putin controls the Russian media. 90 years ago Walter Duranty won a Pulitzer Prize for spewing Russian propaganda in the NYT.... https://www.npr.org/2022/05/08/1097097620/new-york-times-pulitzer-ukraine-walter-duranty?utm_source=pocket-newtab

My bet is from the looks of his background in the picture is he is living in his mommy's basement ...

AnneWimsey comments on May 16, 2022:

Weird AF

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2022:

Unless you are a Trumpanzee in which case this is "normal" behavior...

My bet is from the looks of his background in the picture is he is living in his mommy's basement ...

dalefvictor comments on May 16, 2022:

If he feels that he has to prove he is not gay, "GAY." and he is a republican so everyone knows he is a lier and a cheater. Why else would he identify as a Conservative and hope people do not figure it out.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2022:

Fear of his great dyslexic dog up in the sky.....

My bet is from the looks of his background in the picture is he is living in his mommy's basement ...

zeuser comments on May 16, 2022:

I feel for the guy. But fuck him, in the figurative sense.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2022:

Nah I would rather stick with the three major food groups.... Beer, Pizza and Porn....

My bet is from the looks of his background in the picture is he is living in his mommy's basement ...

Betty comments on May 16, 2022:

There's a bit of contradiction in his quotes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2022:

He doesn't use rational thinking he rationalizes his thinking instead... Stupidity like that never ends well for the victim of his own thought processes...

Putin wins prestigious award from NATO.....

FrayedBear comments on May 16, 2022:

But for the reality that it is the US government & its Presidents from Roosevelt on who have created this situation the cartoon would be really funny.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2022:

@p-nullifidian He is trying to prove just how ignorant he is by posting a link from a Chinese owned site spewing Russian propaganda....

The ultimate Sunday snack!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2022:

Cannibal snack pack....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2022:

@Garban I applied for the position but for some reason they turned me down.... I can't imagine why.

Oh, oh I know the answer to that one....

Garban comments on May 13, 2022:

Historically Russia has used it’s quantity of resources to leverage against it’s foes. That strategy has cost them millions of lives over the centuries. Apparently the turret design has a flaw that allows a anti-vehicle weapon to be effective against an it. Most tanks require a penetrator or ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend More like 1 NATO to 50 Russians if the past is any indicator.... Look at the Finn-Russian war in 1939 to 1940 for example.... https://www.encyclopedia.com/history/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/soviet-finnish-war After that came the continuation war from 1941 to 1944... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continuation_War Right now the Russians are hiding their real causalities and calling many of their dead "missing in action" when the reality is they are stacking their dead like cord wood in body dumps so nobody really knows just how many really are dead except maybe Putin and a very few of his closest associates but guesses are that he has already lost around 125,000 men...

Oh shit.....

dalefvictor comments on May 13, 2022:

I read that the number 13 is lucky as it is one less than 2 x 7 or 14 which is unlucky as it is twice the luck which for some reason is bad.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2022:

I figure every day that makes ignorant, superstitious jackasses stay home and leave me the fuck alone is a good day for me....

Oh, oh I know the answer to that one....

Garban comments on May 13, 2022:

Historically Russia has used it’s quantity of resources to leverage against it’s foes. That strategy has cost them millions of lives over the centuries. Apparently the turret design has a flaw that allows a anti-vehicle weapon to be effective against an it. Most tanks require a penetrator or ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2022:

Like every other heavy weapon they have ever built "it has a flaw..."

Vegan sandwich....

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 12, 2022:

Gross

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2022:

I would need something much stronger than beer to eat that shit....