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Well done.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 14, 2023:
Dog...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 14, 2023:
@Betty Look very close the dog is facing you once your mind adjusts you should be able to see clearly.
Valentines day 2023...
Tejas comments on Feb 12, 2023:
You gonna be lonely again for valentines? Don't worry you still have your hand
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 14, 2023:
@Tejas Looks more like you hanging out with one of your goat roper buddies....
Enlightenment explained...
MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 14, 2023:
🙄😂🙄😂🙄😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 14, 2023:
I just added to to a reply to a certain party.... https://agnostic.com/group/JustforLaughs/discussion/709317/valentines-day-2023?cid=2114861
Valentines day 2023...
Tejas comments on Feb 12, 2023:
You gonna be lonely again for valentines? Don't worry you still have your hand
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 14, 2023:
@Tejas Says the most delusional jackass on the planet....
Valentines day 2023...
Tejas comments on Feb 12, 2023:
You gonna be lonely again for valentines? Don't worry you still have your hand
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 14, 2023:
@Tejas They ended it just before I signed up for the Marines at 17 dumbass.... Yet when you had the choice you choose chicken... "For @Tejas ."
Advanced World War I Tactics with General Melchett - YouTube
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 13, 2023:
Worst part is that they still hadn't learned in WW2 the lesson they should have learned in WW1 that standing up and charging an enemy position defended by machine guns is a BAD idea...The Germans had figured it out which accounted for their "blitzkrieg" tactics...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 14, 2023:
@Diogenes We will never have peace until the rich are forced to put their children on the front lines and the massive profits are eliminated....
Advanced World War I Tactics with General Melchett - YouTube
Diogenes comments on Feb 14, 2023:
'Satire', but it is also reality! "The charge of the Light Brigade" was a stroll through a valley with cannons on both sides. I guess they were going to have "afternoon tea" afterwards, if there were enough of them left for a tea party.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 14, 2023:
There wasn't though was there?...
Yes, please!
glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2023:
But who want to buy 25 tickets at a time
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 13, 2023:
@Beowulfsfriend And only cost them about 50 cents to make...
Valentines day 2023...
Tejas comments on Feb 12, 2023:
You gonna be lonely again for valentines? Don't worry you still have your hand
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 13, 2023:
@Tejas I wish I could trade you because as I have told people for a while now who like you are too stupid to realize the hell people with this go through that I would gladly trade places with their dumbasses to get the last 40+ years of my life back... Draftdodging pussies like you can never understand.
I think this is one thing we can all agree on....
glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2023:
I don't think she thought that one through
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 13, 2023:
Her?... Think?.... She is the one who stated publicly that she wanted the state she is now governor of to be the same as it was in "her grandfathers day..." Not that would be good for anyone living in Arkansas just that she knows her White Terrorists would be happier if they were allowed to murder people with darker skin tones....
Yes, please!
glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2023:
But who want to buy 25 tickets at a time
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 13, 2023:
And pay a yearly fee to do it....
Valentines day 2023...
Tejas comments on Feb 12, 2023:
You gonna be lonely again for valentines? Don't worry you still have your hand
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 13, 2023:
@Tejas It only represents less than 5 years of savings for me... and if you did you wouldn't have had such difficulty paying a hooker.
Valentines day 2023...
Tejas comments on Feb 12, 2023:
You gonna be lonely again for valentines? Don't worry you still have your hand
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 13, 2023:
@Tejas Yeah even better because it happens to be true... Instead of having to blow the 200.00 you managed to save over the last few years on a hooker....
Valentines day 2023...
Tejas comments on Feb 12, 2023:
You gonna be lonely again for valentines? Don't worry you still have your hand
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 13, 2023:
@Tejas Affordable isn't just about low cost housing because that usually means you live in a high poverty area. I live quite affordable here in Southern CA and have enough money in the bank to afford far more than half an hour if I wanted to waste the money. Right now my projects include a pair of two thousand dollar ebikes for my granddaughters and a small bike for the youngest (Good quality not Walmart crap). I will be rewiring my home, bailing out my son-in-law because his ex buried him financially. and building my three wheeler ebike as well. I also need to replace my central air because it went out on me. But when I am finished I calculate I will still have about $15,000.00 in the bank. That is just my cash not my total networth.
Valentines day 2023...
Tejas comments on Feb 12, 2023:
You gonna be lonely again for valentines? Don't worry you still have your hand
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 13, 2023:
@Tejas Congratulations... It's nice to hear you managed to save up enough to pay for that half hour...
Valentines day 2023...
Tejas comments on Feb 12, 2023:
You gonna be lonely again for valentines? Don't worry you still have your hand
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 12, 2023:
Speaking from experience aren't you?...
With this I'll call it a night
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2023:
Where is that vomit emoji you keep promising us?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 12, 2023:
@glennlab How about all four?...
I would have considered myself Chaotic Good but there's no damn way that I'm going to plain sausage ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 10, 2023:
Outside of the rules.... Polish sausage with ranch and dill pickles...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 10, 2023:
@SnowyOwl Problem with salsa is that my body reacts badly with it and in addition to the worst gas you can imagine the hotter the salsa the hotter it is coming out... much hotter then going in.
You belong to me, Babe.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2023:
Can't he see "thre tracks all up and down her back"?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 10, 2023:
From all the trains?...
Damn it....
Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2023:
You know, catholics would do that (if it were real).
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 10, 2023:
Jean Claude you beat me to it....
My new roll model...
AnneWimsey comments on Feb 9, 2023:
Model cars? Model planes? Burnt-out Teslas? He's lacking specifics here.......
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 10, 2023:
Model T Fords perhaps?
The wheels on this bus done come off.... Floraduh woman strikes. [dailykos.com]
anglophone comments on Feb 9, 2023:
The wheels fell of her brain. She has a screw loose. She is a whack job, a nut case and a mental defective. She is a shining example of much that is wrong with the United $tates of Absurdity.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 9, 2023:
Actually she is more a shinning example of the human race the world over... Makes me wish I could find a functioning starship to get the hell off this shithole planet...
Feeling like spending big this Saint Valentine’s Day, boys? We know what women really want.😉
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 8, 2023:
Fuck Walmart I can get them cheaper than that at either Stater Bros or Smart & Final.... Better quality too.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 8, 2023:
@MerlinZap I just took screenshots of commonly purchased items is all. Many families as well as small businesses shop there to save money. Also I have a large freezer and fridge in my house.
The wheels on this bus done come off.... Floraduh woman strikes. [dailykos.com]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2023:
It is common in Floriduh.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 8, 2023:
She drove all the way to Louisiana to wreck her bus and get arrested...
Feeling like spending big this Saint Valentine’s Day, boys? We know what women really want.😉
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 8, 2023:
Fuck Walmart I can get them cheaper than that at either Stater Bros or Smart & Final.... Better quality too.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 8, 2023:
@MerlinZap Here are some examples of prices I pay...
Feeling like spending big this Saint Valentine’s Day, boys? We know what women really want.😉
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 8, 2023:
Fuck Walmart I can get them cheaper than that at either Stater Bros or Smart & Final.... Better quality too.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 8, 2023:
@MerlinZap About what I pay now unless they are on sale...
Chinese food anyone?...
SnowyOwl comments on Feb 8, 2023:
It's very gelatinous in texture but a good sauce makes it palatable. I worked with a group out of Hong Kong that was moving their money out before the Communist takeover back in the early 1990's and they loved to try and gross me out by ordering strange menu items when we went out for lunch after ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 8, 2023:
Reminds me of hiking trips I took as a kid and the gross out contests we had during meals.... I love the brand name "Three Squirrels" though it looks like they are trying for the Redneck market...
Feeling like spending big this Saint Valentine’s Day, boys? We know what women really want.😉
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 8, 2023:
Fuck Walmart I can get them cheaper than that at either Stater Bros or Smart & Final.... Better quality too.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 8, 2023:
@Beowulfsfriend Costco is more expensive that the two I mentioned here. Keep in mind also I live in the most competitive market in this country so prices on things do tend to be a bit cheaper except for things like gasoline.
I'd give her a job!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 6, 2023:
Good for her I hope she never goes back... to any church.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 7, 2023:
@Diogenes They only make video instructions nowadays.... Try Pornhub if you "feel the need to breed..."
I'd give her a job!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 6, 2023:
Good for her I hope she never goes back... to any church.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 7, 2023:
@Diogenes She doesn't need a church but if she needs a bedroom she is welcome in mine...
Is it Monday morning yet?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 6, 2023:
Jesus is putting too much effort into it... Just hit him over the head with a baseball bat, tie a short rope around his neck with a concrete block attached and toss him into the drink about 5 miles offshore...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 6, 2023:
@Garban Many Republicans are wishing Mary Trump would have had an abortion about now...
The Devils In The Phone Booth Dialing 911 - YouTube
Budgie comments on Feb 6, 2023:
The one that cracks me up is this couple who sang this "modern spritual" according to the presenter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRa_gC6y4CY
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 6, 2023:
Yeah but that ain't weed they are smoking is it....
Anita Plow.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 5, 2023:
There are times I love living in Southern California... Like when I look up at the mountains and see all the snow realizing I don't have to shovel off my walkways...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 6, 2023:
@Betty Not my fault now is it?....
The Devils In The Phone Booth Dialing 911 - YouTube
MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 6, 2023:
Vince Neil still sings better than these two! Lol!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 6, 2023:
I sing better than those two but every time I do dogs start howling for blocks around...
The explanation for today's Republican party lies in Bonhoffer's theory of stupidity.
rainmanjr comments on Feb 4, 2023:
Nice. I think the problem with stupidity is that it feels equally true for everyone in both Parties. Dems are stupid to Cons and Cons are stupid to Dems. Both sides say they are not perfect and have room to work in but that's lip service. It is not true. So far as I can see, the only resolution to ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 4, 2023:
@rainmanjr Royalty by its very nature is stupid... https://oll.libertyfund.org/quote/thomas-paine-on-the-absurdity-of-an-hereditary-monarchy-1791 https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2010/06/prince-charles-sinister-speech-attacks-science-and-good-sense.html
The explanation for today's Republican party lies in Bonhoffer's theory of stupidity.
rainmanjr comments on Feb 4, 2023:
Nice. I think the problem with stupidity is that it feels equally true for everyone in both Parties. Dems are stupid to Cons and Cons are stupid to Dems. Both sides say they are not perfect and have room to work in but that's lip service. It is not true. So far as I can see, the only resolution to ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 4, 2023:
The real problem right now is that both parties are dominated by people who are evil to varying degrees. These ones care for nothing and serve only themselves and the truly evil ones who finance them. They manage to lead the stupid who believe the lies told them and think they are "saving the world" when the reality is the policies they are voting for are destroying lives, the country and the world as a whole.
Clint has aged well 1885-2023
Scott321 comments on Feb 3, 2023:
I don’t like Dirty Harry movies much, but High Plains Drifter and Unforgiven are among my favorite Clint movies. When I was a kid the movies with the orangutan Clyde made me laugh. Not sure what was going on with the empty chair stunt. What’s with Alex Keaton?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 3, 2023:
Every which way but loose and every which way you can are the movies with the orangutan Clyde in them...
Clint has aged well 1885-2023
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 3, 2023:
I wouldn't call talking to empty chairs in public as "aging well"
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 3, 2023:
@glennlab The only person he embarrassed was himself...
Man does not need gold, diamonds or yachts
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 3, 2023:
Storage room for the ex girlfriends?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 3, 2023:
@Betty Thank you....
The reason ground hog day has to keep getting new "Phills"
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 3, 2023:
Did they remember the Fava beans and a nice class of chianti?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 3, 2023:
@glennlab Barbarians....
I just found this one, and I knew I had the right audience here. LOL
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 3, 2023:
She is a dick....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 3, 2023:
@zeuser Not me I don't have that bad of taste...
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
Redheadedgammy comments on Feb 2, 2023:
I don't get this one at all. Guess I am a dummy.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 2, 2023:
Has it been that long?...
So in addition to their Satanic after school clubs the Satanic Temple has now opened its first ...
glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:
Actually named Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic , they do good work. and $90 is a very good price.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 2, 2023:
I hope Alito has a stroke.... I can't think of a more deserving end to his career...
A thought: I was wondering about Superman, the man of steel.
joeandbarb comments on Jan 31, 2023:
or an amazing one depending on what his partner likes
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 1, 2023:
You mean if his partner wants to star in a "snuff flick?"
A thought: I was wondering about Superman, the man of steel.
glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:
I think it would depend on how sensitive it was.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 1, 2023:
Most likely result of sex with Superman would be like sex with a loaded gun of large caliber.... When he goes off it results in blowing her head off...
Arni is still funny
zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2023:
I'll be Bacharach?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 31, 2023:
@zeuser Depends on how much you have had to drink.... Beeerrrrtttt...
Arni is still funny
zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2023:
I'll be Bacharach?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 31, 2023:
More likely "I'll be Bert"
That's when I switched to data design. 😜
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 29, 2023:
I would have switched to guiding assholes...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 30, 2023:
@zeuser Yep right off cliffs...
Is he coming or not?
NostraDumbass comments on Jan 28, 2023:
Ah yes, the 2nd Coming of Jesus. Or, as I like to refer to it: The Never Ending Story. Come to think of it, a book came out recently on the subject of His tardiness: The Christ Cult: 2000 Years of the Last Days.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 28, 2023:
Approximately 1967 actually...
Did the cat win?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2023:
I rarely have problems handling cats even feral ones...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 28, 2023:
@FrayedBear No need all you have to do is be patient and earn their trust.
Happy Saturday!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Betty comments on Jan 28, 2023:
Yes, I read it wrong. lol
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 28, 2023:
@Betty Didn't have too...
Happy Saturday!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Betty comments on Jan 28, 2023:
Yes, I read it wrong. lol
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 28, 2023:
You've got a dirty mind...
Just getting you ready for the summertime
Betty comments on Jan 28, 2023:
The suits don't exactly look comfortable.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 28, 2023:
Wedgie suits...
This is now a raging issue
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2023:
Curious to see if the Republicans start calling for Pence's head on a platter...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 28, 2023:
@glennlab Heads or tails?....
More Valentine's festivities for everyone
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2023:
Husband: What no more threesomes?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 27, 2023:
@Betty Thank you so much...
Not going to testify as to the accuracy, but it would be extremely fitting.
Redheadedgammy comments on Jan 27, 2023:
Good! These bastards killing these beautiful animals deserve it!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 27, 2023:
And after all lions gotta eat right?....
I hear that she shudders everytime she passes a plastic recycling center.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2023:
Probably afraid someone will lure her in...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 27, 2023:
@glennlab Probably enough to rent an apartment for at least a month...
Moravian comments on Jan 26, 2023:
I have to smile when I see Yanks criticizing British cuisine. Having traveled widely in the USA I can compare the two and the USA does not come out too well. Portions are bigger though which probably has a bearing on the obesity epidemic and the fact that average life span in the USA is six years ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 26, 2023:
@Tejas What I know about you is what you show me.... all of it very low quality. You know nothing about me at all.
Moravian comments on Jan 26, 2023:
I have to smile when I see Yanks criticizing British cuisine. Having traveled widely in the USA I can compare the two and the USA does not come out too well. Portions are bigger though which probably has a bearing on the obesity epidemic and the fact that average life span in the USA is six years ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 26, 2023:
@Tejas Only because I laugh so hard at your ignorance and arrogance... That part of your personality and your belief in how much you know while proving how little you do tells everyone that you are ignorant and delusional .
Moravian comments on Jan 26, 2023:
I have to smile when I see Yanks criticizing British cuisine. Having traveled widely in the USA I can compare the two and the USA does not come out too well. Portions are bigger though which probably has a bearing on the obesity epidemic and the fact that average life span in the USA is six years ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 26, 2023:
@Tejas I am betting I have done more in my life than you could dream of doing in a thousand years.
Moravian comments on Jan 26, 2023:
I have to smile when I see Yanks criticizing British cuisine. Having traveled widely in the USA I can compare the two and the USA does not come out too well. Portions are bigger though which probably has a bearing on the obesity epidemic and the fact that average life span in the USA is six years ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 26, 2023:
@Moravian Kind of depends who you talk to and where you eat. Plenty of places everywhere in the world have cheap shitty food as well as shitty people. But you get what you pay for and some restaurants here would impress you while people like Tejas there usually think McDonalds is a 5 star gourmet restaurant...
The 5 second rule has been increased.
glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2023:
10 if you don't have a dog.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 26, 2023:
How long if you drop it in the cat box?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 25, 2023:
A lot of poverty in the UK these days because of austerity politics which makes this un-amusing at best. BREXIT has hurt them badly and government cuts to the social safety net programs are really hurting the average guy while the rich are still doing better than ever. Sound familiar?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 25, 2023:
@Tejas Remember that when you get to Russia and find those same policies ...
Bobo makes Boo Boo....
Tejas comments on Jan 25, 2023:
@glennlab
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 25, 2023:
@Tejas Why don't you just come out of your closet and apply for Russian citizenship already... I will personally start a go fund me account to pay for your ticket there... I am sure others here including Glenn would be thrilled to contribute a few bucks and probably most of your neighbors and family as well...
Putin on the shitz....
Tejas comments on Jan 25, 2023:
@glennlab
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 25, 2023:
@glennlab Forget arguing with him he has repeatedly outed himself as a traitorous little scumbag with delusions of grandeur....
I will continue my posting of items from the FFRF newsletter.
glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2023:
11 @Betty we need a meme dump here to get Jack leveled back up.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 25, 2023:
@Betty Every comment and like for a post gives him points.
Snow problem, dear.
glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2023:
The only fans that feel worse than Cowboy fans are the fans of these 12 teams that have never won a superbowl. Arizona Cardinals, Atlanta Falcons, Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, Houston Texans, Jacksonville Jaguars, Los Angeles Chargers, ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 24, 2023:
@glennlab, @Beowulfsfriend And some teams never made it at all..... The Texans being one of the four. "Four NFL franchises have never played in the Super Bowl: the Cleveland Browns, Jacksonville Jaguars, Detroit Lions and Houston Texans. " Googled it for the above explained reason...
Snow problem, dear.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 24, 2023:
Snow shit.... California is at 250% of normal snowpack this year...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 24, 2023:
@zeuser I am hoping it hits at least 400% by April we are expecting more rain in Southern California this coming Monday.
And the music plays on.... [youtube.com]
Betty comments on Jan 24, 2023:
The Republicans give comedians so much material to work with.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 24, 2023:
Neary every Republican is little more than a joke.... As are the corporate Democrats who are nothing but Republicans in drag...
Snow problem, dear.
glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2023:
The only fans that feel worse than Cowboy fans are the fans of these 12 teams that have never won a superbowl. Arizona Cardinals, Atlanta Falcons, Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, Houston Texans, Jacksonville Jaguars, Los Angeles Chargers, ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 24, 2023:
To be fair the Chargers made it to the super bowl (last time was in 1994) and they did win the AFL championship before the merger... No I do NOT follow sports I just looked it up I find grown men being paid huge sums of money to play with their balls to be pathetic...
Breaking News!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2023:
You would think by now he would do the smart thing and resign then change his name as well as have surgery to make sure nobody would recognize him....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 23, 2023:
@anglophone As are all of them.... on both sides of the isle...
Rev up your engine!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2023:
*sighs* The word "macaroni" when the song was written was English slang for something good or wonderful....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 23, 2023:
@zeuser That was the intention of the song originally and when Americans accepted it the English it seems were annoyed and frustrated...
Sometimes you wonder how stupid they are other times they make it obvious.
joeandbarb comments on Jan 22, 2023:
they are the proverbial dog who caught the car he was chasing. They got what they want now what do they do? When you are more concerned with being a social media star by being a complete fuckwit, than you are with legislating, things are going to go bad
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 22, 2023:
Looks like the dog who grabbed hold of the tire on that car just as it got on the freeway.... They are beating the absolute shit out of themselves... and you know they are too fucking stupid to let go.
So it seems McCarthy got his ass publicly reamed by another Republican congressman who lost his ...
Betty comments on Jan 21, 2023:
Mayhem.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2023:
@Betty And trigger the little snowflakes into a complete meltdown....
So it seems McCarthy got his ass publicly reamed by another Republican congressman who lost his ...
Tejas comments on Jan 21, 2023:
@glennlab are you gonna scold everyone for political posts in this group? Or just the ones you disagree with? The hypocrisy continues...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2023:
Just because we are laughing at you doesn't make it hypocrisy... and FYI calling others hypocrites while being one yourself and failing to see it IS fucking hilarious....
So it seems McCarthy got his ass publicly reamed by another Republican congressman who lost his ...
Betty comments on Jan 21, 2023:
Mayhem.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2023:
Look right above you and see what I mean...
A doctor was walking down the street one day when he noticed coming towards him one of his 85 year ...
Betty comments on Jan 21, 2023:
I don't think he cares.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2023:
True dat...
So it seems McCarthy got his ass publicly reamed by another Republican congressman who lost his ...
Betty comments on Jan 21, 2023:
Mayhem.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2023:
I love how they come here to whine and cry over posts like this.... Now that isn't just funny it is fucking hilarious.
Sometimes you wonder how stupid they are other times they make it obvious.
Betty comments on Jan 21, 2023:
The inmates are in charge of the asylum.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2023:
At this point they aren't even in charge of their own party... Trump just told them not to cut Social Security or Medicare and Medicaid, A senior Republican in the house just publicly berated McCarthy because he lost his committee assignment, and they can't seem to agree on anything to negotiate for in holding the debt ceiling hostage....
For sale: NO2 delivery mask (tank extra) for those who love their soon to be banned gas stove.
ChestRockfield comments on Jan 20, 2023:
I LOVE my gas stove. There are just things you can do with them that you can't do with electric. I have to imagine that anyone who is serious about cooking would say the same thing. The environment and childhood asthma are both zeroes on a 1-10 scale of reasons to give up gas, so if someone ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2023:
@ChestRockfield If you don't piss in a pool of cold water that doesn't have a heater it will never warm up...
Dave Allen on Airplanes
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 21, 2023:
Had an engine go out on the plane I was on when I was young... I was sitting next to a couple engineers from the company that built it and were were having a great time making jokes about it and drinking the free booze the stewardesses kept bring us in hopes we would shut up...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2023:
@Beowulfsfriend Plane I was on was a Boing 727....
For sale: NO2 delivery mask (tank extra) for those who love their soon to be banned gas stove.
ChestRockfield comments on Jan 20, 2023:
I LOVE my gas stove. There are just things you can do with them that you can't do with electric. I have to imagine that anyone who is serious about cooking would say the same thing. The environment and childhood asthma are both zeroes on a 1-10 scale of reasons to give up gas, so if someone ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2023:
@JackPedigo Most people don't realize that until they demand cleaner and safer more environmentally friendly options we won't see them...
No matter our strengths, we can still have issues.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2023:
I would send that to my sister, but she already won't talk to me.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2023:
Lucky you I wish I had that problem...
For sale: NO2 delivery mask (tank extra) for those who love their soon to be banned gas stove.
ChestRockfield comments on Jan 20, 2023:
I LOVE my gas stove. There are just things you can do with them that you can't do with electric. I have to imagine that anyone who is serious about cooking would say the same thing. The environment and childhood asthma are both zeroes on a 1-10 scale of reasons to give up gas, so if someone ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2023:
@MerlinZap Solar panels or wind turbines with a battery back powering an inverter kind of solves the problem of eco terrorism...
Holy shit! That would hurt!
MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 20, 2023:
Maybe this happened, lol!!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2023:
That or they ate at Taco Bell...
For sale: NO2 delivery mask (tank extra) for those who love their soon to be banned gas stove.
ChestRockfield comments on Jan 20, 2023:
I LOVE my gas stove. There are just things you can do with them that you can't do with electric. I have to imagine that anyone who is serious about cooking would say the same thing. The environment and childhood asthma are both zeroes on a 1-10 scale of reasons to give up gas, so if someone ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 20, 2023:
@MerlinZap, @ChestRockfield You never tried my garlic bread and if you did I am betting you would get the small electric oven/toaster I have though I can also make it on an electric stove in a frying pan. Oh and did you realize that Nitrogen Dioxide combines with water to make Nitric Acid? This means that over time as it gets into your eyes and lungs you experience damage to your lungs as well as eye sight...
For sale: NO2 delivery mask (tank extra) for those who love their soon to be banned gas stove.
ChestRockfield comments on Jan 20, 2023:
I LOVE my gas stove. There are just things you can do with them that you can't do with electric. I have to imagine that anyone who is serious about cooking would say the same thing. The environment and childhood asthma are both zeroes on a 1-10 scale of reasons to give up gas, so if someone ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 20, 2023:
@MerlinZap Not to mention ending up reaching orbital velocity from a gas explosion because the fracking caused an earthquake near you that fractured your gas line.... Something you don't have to worry about with all electrical appliances... Not to mention carbon monoxide poisoning from a defective heater.
For sale: NO2 delivery mask (tank extra) for those who love their soon to be banned gas stove.
ChestRockfield comments on Jan 20, 2023:
I LOVE my gas stove. There are just things you can do with them that you can't do with electric. I have to imagine that anyone who is serious about cooking would say the same thing. The environment and childhood asthma are both zeroes on a 1-10 scale of reasons to give up gas, so if someone ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 20, 2023:
There have been improvements to electric stoves over the decades and they aren't just coiled elements any more. Besides much of the problem with electric stoves is due to people buying cheap cookware. The biggest issue I have with a gas stove top is the hot spots that cause scorching of your food so I am thinking that the real issue is cookware not type of stove. I have most of my cookware upgraded to bonded heat sink type that spreads heat more evenly and plan to replace this gas stove and oven to a modern electric with an inductive stove top.
For sale: NO2 delivery mask (tank extra) for those who love their soon to be banned gas stove.
OldMetalHead comments on Jan 20, 2023:
You used to be able to buy no2 capsules at head shops. Not sure if that's still a thing.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 20, 2023:
That wasn't the gas...
For sale: NO2 delivery mask (tank extra) for those who love their soon to be banned gas stove.
Betty comments on Jan 20, 2023:
Another money making scheme.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 20, 2023:
@Betty Not particularly I have far to much fun making the lives of assholes around me miserable....
For sale: NO2 delivery mask (tank extra) for those who love their soon to be banned gas stove.
Betty comments on Jan 20, 2023:
Another money making scheme.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 20, 2023:
@Betty It is tempting isn't it?... But unfortunately in many states there are still laws on the books that forbid assisted suicide... I really never understood why suicide was illegal anyway for crying out loud what are you going to do put the corpse in prison?...
For sale: NO2 delivery mask (tank extra) for those who love their soon to be banned gas stove.
Betty comments on Jan 20, 2023:
Another money making scheme.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 20, 2023:
I figure why not ride that wave to the bank LMAO....
Not me, but I could have seen me doing it.
MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 20, 2023:
I wear flared yoga pants and they're very comfortable, I understand how you would want to wear these everyday!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 20, 2023:
And you wonder why you have that flag collection.... Look how fast you picked up another...
I just wish ours was worth as much as yours.
LaDizdeOdd comments on Jan 19, 2023:
Medical Intervention is BEST!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 19, 2023:
Lobotomy?...
Billy Connolly - Evangelists & Jehovah's Witnesses
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2023:
Both of them have something in common... they are full of shit.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 19, 2023:
@FrayedBear And you had that pedo Bishop ....
And we all should have known that.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2023:
GQP Barbie....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 18, 2023:
@Garban Inbred pretty much described the entire Republican party... Take a look at Mitch the Bitch with that chin of his...
There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2023:
Save 10% by shopping together....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 18, 2023:
@racocn8 People that don't want to join that church...
Quite plausible this, if he had any balls in the first place? :-D
MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 18, 2023:
My sister in law keeps my brothers in her coin purse!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 18, 2023:
@MichelleGar1 Not runny fast enough apparently....
Good morning! Hope you have a good day!
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jan 18, 2023:
On the sunny side? :-D
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 18, 2023:
@MichelleGar1 Look up....
Quite plausible this, if he had any balls in the first place? :-D
MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 18, 2023:
My sister in law keeps my brothers in her coin purse!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 18, 2023:
@MichelleGar1 At least them eggs ain't scrambled...

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