When will they stop the absurd idea that atheists eat babies?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2021:

In my Yahoo Answers days we used to troll the R&S section asking for and trading "Babby recipes..." https://youtu.be/Ll-lia-FEIY

Up yours, Texas!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2021:

https://youtu.be/QxP442T-aZ0

Be careful not to startle them. And make sure you subscribe to the podcast.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2021:

Squidly and the Diddlers....

Art Class Christmas tree drawings.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 1, 2021:

That would have been me growing up.... Another three days off from school please...

MAKING AMERICA GAG AGAIN

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

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Not falling for it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

Oh look more blood sucking monsters trying to get you into their cult...

Just for fun

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

Here kitty, kitty, kitty....

Empty shelves. Breaks my heart.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

If you are so worried trying figuring it out that the real problem is with the huge trucking companies refusing to pay drivers enough to live on...

Just for laughs

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2021:

Except in the South where tactical vests, assault rifles, and pistols are all in fashion for everyday wear....

This is the best idea yet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2021:

I say we keep throwing anti-vaxxers and Republican politicians into volcanoes until the pandemic ends....

Modern problems

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2021:

Solution: Salvage the loops off your old mask and tie the loops on the new one together... This is also useful for those who find that their masks are too tight and irritate their ears while wearing them...

The Art of the Steal | Cyanide & Happiness Monday Mashup [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2021:

Coffffffeeeeeeeeee.....

Lucky chappy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2021:

The church is just upset because he wasn't filming himself in a threesome with a couple Altar boys instead....

Lassie Saves the Day 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2021:

Timmie was a worthless little dumbass anyway and if he had grown up would have been a Trumpanzee....

Sorry snowflake

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2021:

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We know he doesn't

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2021:

Severe brain damage...

Oh the horror

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 28, 2021:

Both of them taste like rat piss....

They were just trying to make us stronger! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2021:

Like the time my father fixed my bikes brakes for me (nothing was wrong with them before he greased them)....

10 characters

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2021:

GQP mascot.... The incel elephant....

"You fancy my best friend, don't you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 25, 2021:

Proper use of the English language... it can keep you alive...

Suspicious sounding weather forecast.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2021:

Hot stuff.....

I suppose ball manipulation is out of the question too.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2021:

Is that a night stick in your pants or are you just happy to see me officer?....

It worked for me lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2021:

I can just hear you all thinking to yourselves "thanks mom..."

Why does this not surprise me?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2021:

Gnusfreak?...Please they are a joke and one of the co-owners is under indictment.... There is more evidence for Spiderman, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter and the Pilsbury Doughboy that there is for Jebus Crisp....

The silent spot.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 23, 2021:

Why build a big church when the person you pray to there tells you to pray at home in private?... Matthew 6:5-8

How nauseating! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 23, 2021:

Yeah we get it....

Something fun to do! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 23, 2021:

Going to have to remember that the next time I need a table at a crowded restaurant...

Hold the mayo

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 23, 2021:

It is also ritualistic cannibalism....

Religion IQ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 22, 2021:

Had to do a screenshot for the reply sorry...

Prepare for tis holiday season

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 22, 2021:

As well as the real history of your fake religious cult...

I don't know if it will work, but...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 21, 2021:

Shouldn't laugh but I have been there a few times in my life...

I don't think the sausage is in the mood. lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 21, 2021:

Now that is just plain nasty....

For the ladies

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2021:

Ass crack..... er...ssssssssssssssssssss

WOW! 😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2021:

Never had a problem doing that even with a 21 CF side by side... Of course that is one of the reasons by entire body is all fucked up these days.

Yikes try explaining that one

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2021:

Wrong sword....

Just lookin' around.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2021:

Unfortunately that corrupt judge got Rittehouse off but now hopefully the DOJ will have it's innings and the little prick will go to Club Fed for a very long time... Sad part is that judge will probable face no punishment for his part in all this.

No DNA testing required here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 19, 2021:

McTurtle makes the Clampetts look like rocket scientists...

Poor dog

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 19, 2021:

Karen is just lucky she didn't try that with a cat.....

Spot the cat

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 19, 2021:

Cats are masters at camouflage....

Could be funny at pet store

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2021:

Better yet a PETA rally....

Amazing resemblance

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2021:

That last isn't a stuntman he is a C.U.N.T. man....

Yup he won't

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2021:

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It's all in your hands.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2021:

A love glove...

Great idea! 👍😉😂😈

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2021:

As long as it is a pot sniffing dog...

Definitely letting it go

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 17, 2021:

Nah toss a smoke marker into the passenger wheel well and watch him bail out at 70MPH....

Love the group

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 17, 2021:

And damned proud of it.....

Were you forced to use Aim toothpaste as a kid because you could open the Colgate or get the Crest ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 17, 2021:

Since they all contain Sodium Fluoride AKA rat poison they should probably be labeled "for external use only..."

Rittenhouse Humor:

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2021:

Pathetically the way the judge has shown partiality in this case he should be disbarred and share a cell with Rittenhouse for the rest of his own life...

Used to be good at it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2021:

Just a masturbater?....

A bad habit

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2021:

So that is what the shiny balls are for...

Smart kid! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2021:

Couldn't just hand in a piece of dog shit?....

Hurts just thinking about it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2021:

Ironed out the kinks at least I hope....

Ah, those days....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2021:

Worth more than a couple splinters for that view....

Yes time to face reality

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2021:

If that doesn't win the war on Christmas nothing will...

We all know that

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 16, 2021:

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Limited edition only

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 15, 2021:

Maybe they need a name change to "Not so Durex..."

Yep!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2021:

The game that fries more brain cells than meth....

Great idea for next snowstorm

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2021:

With burst open cans of frozen beer....

All too true

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2021:

1/3 of of the population of the country would...

Economy of movement, or more like triangle inequality in action? 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2021:

People love to hate innovators....

Thailand Funny Commercial [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2021:

Does it work on shitty neighbors?...

Well that's life

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2021:

Normal is what the average person out there running around is.... Since that is normal I don't want to be...

Feels like that

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2021:

I am somewhat fortunate and have a better than average income. This would be funny if it weren't so true for so many people I know.

More from FFRF (2013).

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2021:

And yet available evidence seems to contradict the first meme....

Perhaps we should have a group for the dumbest crooks [wcjb.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2021:

The group already exists it is called the Republican party....

No kidding they think that

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2021:

In my younger days I had a few who actually did like me... Some of them even bought me drinks and some spent the night without me paying them unlike so many other guys who dated strippers.

Funny but true

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2021:

Should have gone with "Obi-Two Kenobi..."

Shut up already! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2021:

Kind of depends if you are into overtime pay already or not....

An ultimate zero-energy fridge. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2021:

More of a freezer isn't it?...

Anti-vaxxers

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2021:

Sent that last one to a couple people and am waiting for the replies...

View from a voyeur's perspective.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 12, 2021:

"Looks like a penis only really tiny..."

It's Friday here therefore it IS time for some fun. First cab off the rank, Feline Horror....LOL.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2021:

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You KNOW you are REALLY in the shit when you get this message....LOL.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2021:

Prayers never work....

What can one say to this.....?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2021:

Well at least he knows how to stuff the pussy...

And a thought for the day on how to keep your relationship in balance....LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2021:

Shows how much weight she carries in his life...

Definitely a quiet holiday

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 10, 2021:

Or the cherry flavored Melatonin one bottle of those will knock them out for the weekend...

Never wear that shirt

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 10, 2021:

Promises promises....

For Dune fans ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 10, 2021:

Chani is that you?...

This!!! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 10, 2021:

As Jesus once said.... "Nailed it..."

Vegans won' t like this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2021:

The steaks were high so he had to kill it...

That is his secret

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2021:

Actually they would have to use dog shit...

Yup Kermit lunch

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2021:

Yeah Kermit he has seen what you eat too.... Imagine a frog who eats raw pork...

I bet nobody warned then about this part of the gig until it was too late.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2021:

Mt. Keistermore...

I guess Winter is coming. 😂🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Real problem is when spring arrives and they start to shed .... people coughing up hairballs everywhere...

That's what I was thinking! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Ahhh yes a coke and a smile....

Dad's English lessons on how to use the F-word.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Jack it back up the fucking car is on my foot...

Ya think, just maybe?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2021:

I would have to be shitfaced to stay on a job like that...

Am not going in there

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Well it looks as if somebody has no sense of fun or adventure...

Talk about commitment

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2021:

I hear evangelicals have the same problem...

The same thing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2021:

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They're after me, I know it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Why complain about those two being after you?... At least for now...

I can't believe it either! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2021:

They have the same signs in India...

Some guys

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2021:

That wasn't me I was elsewhere playing poker that day...

Yes they are

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 6, 2021:

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Man announces he will quit drinking by 2050. [theshovel.com.au]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 6, 2021:

Same approach politicians have towards green energy and reducing pollution.... By the time anything gets done we will be dead anyway so why bother...

Maybe we need to make stuff here in America.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2021:

That would require big corporations to create good paying American jobs....

Me too.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2021:

That is what COVID is for... to cull the herd... Two years back they lowered the IQ average here in the US to 99 from 100 and today it is probably back up to 102 at least...

IRONY India is celebrating its biggest annual festival called "Diwali" and today is the most ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2021:

I bet those temples of hers are pretty wealthy though.... Kind of like the ones here who claim to follow the dead man on a stick who supposedly preached the joys of poverty...

I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 4, 2021:

Was the title "All Boxed Up and Somewhere to Go?"

any aussies here to confirm this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 3, 2021:

Considering how much of that crap the last guy scarfed down on a daily basis and from the look of his droopy drawers he likely shat himself on an hourly basis and was wearing a double layer of Depends....