I am counting

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Getting real close now.... This one is having a fit that nobody gives enough of a shit about him to storm the courts....

Take your time. There is no hurry. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Look at it the second right?... I bet you stared at it the first...

Today's the holiday named in honor of my old tinder account-passover.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Most of those dating sites are owned by the same company and all the ones they own are fraudulent. Fake accounts made by the company, hookers, and scammers are about all there is but they promise you will do better if you have a "paid account" yet as far as I have been able to tell through research that is just bullshit to get you to give them your credit card information and canceling is next to impossible.

Uncanny Resemblances

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 21, 2024:

And both have so much in common they were/are complete idiots and degenerates who proved they didn't have the attention span or competence to rule.... Hitler was just more successful at it...

Friday night I had way too many drinks and put Windows 10 Pro on my oldest daughter's computer.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 21, 2024:

Make sure you report this to your state's version of CPS and let them know that you want full irrevocable custody of your granddaughter and forward the letters to them as well. Make sure this scum gets nowhere near the girl and make sure your daughter only has supervised visitation when she gets out. That is what I would do.

I can’t help it. I am easily amused. Too easily methinks 😛

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 21, 2024:

*Arrrrggghhh*....

Mag all gone

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2024:

Dave's not here....

Hey Ivan! Want some borscht?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2024:

Ukraine aid passes the house.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/4/20/2236274/-Russian-stuff-blowing-up-House-passes-Ukraine-aid-bill

Hey Ivan! Want some borscht?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2024:

Either leave or become fertilizer....

I had no answer

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2024:

Life is a bitch when you get so drunk you can't find your way home....

The story is repeating...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 19, 2024:

From golden calf to golden bullshit....

Attention all you wannabe Nazis, this one's for you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 18, 2024:

Trumpanzees are so stupid they can't understand they are self owning....

What a busy day!!!! Ready for tomorrow!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 18, 2024:

I hear Ukraine has been selling those to buy other weapons they need to protect themselves from Nazi terrorists...

Yes, this is me, just before I'm about to give my piano recital of "Chopsticks.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 18, 2024:

And you love a good cigar while playing the piano right?...

That's not love, Bud!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 18, 2024:

Be careful what you ask for you might get it....

Can I get a little slack now?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 18, 2024:

How about that an intelligent version of Donny the Dumpster....

What would be your favorite song?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 17, 2024:

I was more like... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmmPFrkuPq0=TheMoodyBluesVEVO

What would be your favorite song?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 17, 2024:

My ex-wife would have been... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aowSGxim_O8=TomPettyVEVO

This is what happens when governments are allowed to bring about so called "Hate Crime" laws to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 17, 2024:

This is not a hate crime it is criticism of a politically connected corporation.... This is NOT "what happens when governments impose hate crimes" it is what happens when governments allow bribery...

Have you noticed? Hint: 'NYC'

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2024:

#DrowseyDon https://youtu.be/oyjjFgdda90 https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/4/16/2235489/-This-trial-is-hell-for-Trump-and-at-age-77-he-might-not-survive-it?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

So happy Monday is over but my Tuesday is going to suck so hard!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2024:

Smack him kitty... And girl you made the right choice...

Thank goodness for GPS.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2024:

Did they use a 4 pounder or a 12 pounder for the exam?...

Bonus Word Joke A bounty hunter rides into a small wild-west town one day, and heads straight ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2024:

*vomits profusely...*

Trump and Mike Johnson zero in on noncitizen voting.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2024:

Year after year, decade after decade the same truth comes to light. By far the majority of voting illegally comes from Republicans... It doesn't matter if we are talking someone voting their dead relatives ballot in addition to their own (some times after murdering said relative) or voting in multiple jurisdictions or stealing information on multiple registered voters as an election officials and changing their status to vote by mail and then voting some times 20 or more ballots for Trump this is common practice on the far right.

Are we there yet?!?!?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 14, 2024:

Is that classical music?.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PaUTnk9k9Y=Movieclips

Would you like one?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 14, 2024:

How about that now you both have to unzip your fly to get a blowjob...

🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 14, 2024:

MRGA Math Retarded Gnoff Asswipe....

Not that j can compete w mr glenn , or mr Z , or michelle , but u know it i am gonna try EVERY time ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 14, 2024:

If the MRGAs yell hold my beer and watch this I am thinking of using the call sign "Death..."

I don't remember if I posted some of these memes before...........

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 13, 2024:

Hey Lynne what are you doing tomorrow night?....

I’ll just see myself out…

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 13, 2024:

*groans*

Twin sons from different mothers...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 13, 2024:

Something fishy about that guy.... You might be a redneck if the fish has better teeth than you do...

Liberals are always willing to help

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 12, 2024:

MRGAs are too stupid to learn.... Make Russia Great Again....

People say I'm very quiet

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 12, 2024:

...... https://youtu.be/IrMTLV2cR2Q

packaging is everything

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 12, 2024:

And you wonder why Pringles make you fat....

Extra security, coin operated

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 11, 2024:

What a unique water saving device...

Extra security, coin operated

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 11, 2024:

I would hate to be the janitor who cleaned up that mess...

A disappointment of growing up

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 11, 2024:

Ladies remember if you want a sensitive man who isn't afraid to cry..... just stick a boob in his mouth...

Cannot take it lightly

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 11, 2024:

And the moral of this story is.... "Never flush a baby alligator down the toilet or it could come back to bite you on the ass..."

I agree! Worst apocalypse ever! Wish they were all gone!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2024:

If I were the sun I would want a much longer than 4 minute break....

Just in. You may be eligible.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2024:

See me at the top of any tall flight of stairs and I will be happy to push for that compensation... Pun intended.

And some people wonder why we have so many problems with illegal imigration.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2024:

1) Mostly those Regan phones, welfare, and subsidized housing is going to worthless lazy Republican voters... The free education is good for the economy the real problem is the looting from religious and privatized schools that dilutes the ability of public schools to operate properly while lining the pockets of billionaire Wall Street Republican donors... 2) The house Republicans blocked the toughest border security bill in history because Trump wanted to make it his campaign platform so blame the Nazi party... 3) News flash everything the house voted to impeach on was so fraudulent that even most of the Senate Republicans voted to dismiss... Jeff Bezos is a fraud and has caused the Washington Post to become something to wrap garbage in...

Now you know...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2024:

That joke is as old as Mrs. Hippie on the far left in the back row...

The "short and tubby" section, where I shop, isn't impressive either, TBH.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Who took that picture of my cat?...

Early education on Trump

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Or when somebody farts they call it a Trump even though it isn't orange...

They would make it one of their sacraments

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Maybe we should pass a law that all Catholic priests should be called Priest Hankey...

Bobo Boozing Barbie 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Yep that is her all right... Such a boozer that she even got tossed out of Trump's last joke of a fund raiser...

Vatican blasts gender-affirming surgery, surrogacy and gender theory as violations of human dignity...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Keep in mind this is the same Vatican that wants Ukraine to surrender so Putin can commit yet another genocide with his blessing...

Vatican blasts gender-affirming surgery, surrogacy and gender theory as violations of human dignity...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Fuck this guy he is just scared that Catholic boys will become girls and they won't have anymore altar boys to rape...

Oh what a nap!!!! 💤💤💤😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 9, 2024:

Thanks facebook....

Imagine that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 9, 2024:

In high school I was a founding member of the apathy club.... No picture in the year book only a mention of the membership list.

I didn't know a cow was this holy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 8, 2024:

Newlyweds....

This SOB illegal,busted on drug and gun charges mocks America on social media and urged illegal ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 8, 2024:

I am betting this is fake news... How about a little real evidence like an actual credible source?...

Pre N95 Masks , back when you cut your own eyeholes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 8, 2024:

Run that by us again?.... Calling bullshit on you and the rest of the Klan.

Cat Obsessed With Baby Brother Thinks He’s Also A Baby | The Dodo Cat Crazy - YouTube

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 8, 2024:

This is actually common behavior for cats and they will become extremely protective of the child...

I hear that it could bite you if you used his version

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 8, 2024:

It is certainly biting him it lost another $4 a share today....

[youtube.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 8, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=3V7EugoweM4=2CELLOS

Saw the eclipse earlier, what a sight!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 8, 2024:

Like new only used on Taco Tuesdays....

Calm down people...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 8, 2024:

No Sarah you are not getting money for the eclipse... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/4/7/2233875/-AR-Governor-Sarah-Huckabee-Sanders-has-declared-a-state-of-emergency-ahead-of-tomorrow-s-eclipse?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

A travesty .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 8, 2024:

I smell a huge pile of bullshit.... All conservatives do is lie and peddle fear to pathetic dullards like you who buy into anything they say because you are gullible and filled with hate... Even while having been born to parents who are descended from "illegal immigrants..." just stupid and hateful is all you are and the only thing you can be proud of is the color of your skin... https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-government-cell-phone-plane-gift-card-migrant-888004665809 "CLAIM: New York City is giving credit cards to migrants living in the U.S. illegally. AP’S ASSESSMENT: Missing context. The city is launching a pilot program that will provide migrants with prepaid debit cards to buy only food and baby supplies, according to a spokesperson for the mayor. Participants will be allowed to shop with the cards at bodegas, grocery stores, supermarkets and convenience stores. The goal is to cut costs, officials said. THE FACTS: Amid a massive influx of migrants to New York City, social media users are misrepresenting the new program with false claims about the type of aid participants will receive. “Lunatic Democrats handing out credit cards to foreigners while Americans are struggling,” reads one post on X, formerly Twitter, that had received approximately 7,900 likes and more than 3,800 shares as of Tuesday. A Facebook post reads: “Want to bet that New York City’s illegal crisis is going to get worse? $53,000,000.00 in free credit cards ensure that it will. New York will fall very soon.” But migrants will get prepaid debit cards as part of the New York pilot program — not credit cards — with which they will only be permitted to purchase food and baby supplies at certain types of retailers." https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-nyc-migrants-credit-debit-cards-prepaid-240335300869 https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2024/feb/22/instagram-posts/migrants-in-new-york-city-will-not-receive-up-to-1/

Be inspired !!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 8, 2024:

That from a guy who every time he shits his IQ lowers....

It's already Sunday, I need another five days of sleep!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 7, 2024:

I talk to myself all the time because with the people in this world most of the time it is the only way I can get an intelligent conversation...

Ignoramus!!! Perfect!!! I prefer twatwaffle but okay!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 7, 2024:

I prefer pile of regurgitated dog shit butt what is in a name?...

Women found him super attractive

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 7, 2024:

Amazing the type of men a drunken, toothless, inbred female who doesn't bathe finds attractive isn't it?...

Fetlife's new error page. I have designed many creative pages and thought I was good until today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 7, 2024:

Sorry for the inconvenience our staff would normally be taking care of the problem but they are all tied up at the moment.... Hopefully they will be back to work soon.

Who would've thought

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 6, 2024:

And lube it while you are at it...

From a helpful neighbor

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 6, 2024:

I bet it isn't only the camera...

A sequel fit for the new times

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 6, 2024:

What a cut up...

Fetlife's new error page. I have designed many creative pages and thought I was good until today.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 6, 2024:

Looks like they picked the right guy to model for that page...

When I'm driving I see signs that say "slow pedestrians".

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 6, 2024:

OK Toxie.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYW2ZUsoofA=JoBloSuperheroes

I know but I settled for a pizza last night

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 6, 2024:

Didn't get the slice again eh?...

Republican House Seeks to Rename Dulles Airport After Trump House Republicans have introduced...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 5, 2024:

An example of his "prosperity..."

I wouldn't give it to my worst enemy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 5, 2024:

Scott brand?...

Follow me for more useful tips

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 4, 2024:

Hauling bullshit for the roses?....

[facebook.com] Get in quick before they run out of virgins !!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 4, 2024:

And fly Boeing with confidence....

Wednesday Afternoon Memes!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 3, 2024:

My granddaughter is a cat lover too so I sent her that meme...

I'm afraid not, mate. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 3, 2024:

Better answer would have been that she would like you to take her out for chicken and vegetable soup...

On my bucket list...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 3, 2024:

Been through them several times both in a camper and hiking... Nowhere near as rocky or high as the Sierra Nevadas though... Pun intended...

Anything for the great leader

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2024:

Nothing says stupid like....

Trump: When I'm Jerking Off 2 Guys At The Same Time - YouTube

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2024:

More like a whole crowd of stupid rednecks...

Let's be considerate

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGlSCpjJzjs=MSNBC

Enough said

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2024:

Texas tech?...

I guess I was wrong about her being an illegal

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 2, 2024:

I heard the visa had expired when he married her so she could stay... And FYI being able to say "anal is extra" in 6 languages is not a sign of extraordinary ability....

A cruel joke for breakfast time

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 1, 2024:

Imagine that at a police station near you...

Don't say anything

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 31, 2024:

Women like ponytails he likes rat tails...

Guess who with golden shoes?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 31, 2024:

She actually looks better like this...

Ted Cruz and his wife

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 31, 2024:

How do you spell Ted's name?... Twatwaffle...

Happy Easter all...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 31, 2024:

Looks like they are out hunting for Trump's balls again....

Red Riding Hood needs anti-discrimination training

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 31, 2024:

Should have brought granny a basket full of razors...

Slow night at work , u know , everybody is waiting for jesus boy to do his thing , THEN they will ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 31, 2024:

I used to free climb stuff like that as a kid because I was fucking crazy...

It wasn’t me!! I swear!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2024:

Aren't those fraudsters out of business yet...

Too cute!!!! [instagram.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2024:

Just like a three year old kid...

Religion has not been about peace

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2024:

Religions have never been about peace they have always been about control... If Christ-insanity had been about peace the 30 year war and many others would never have happened and hundreds of millions would still be alive today... In this I include Russia's wars on Ukraine.

Since he’s into role playing, they ought to leave his ass up there!!!?!! 🙏😇🙏 [yahoo.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2024:

This is a problem that could be solved by coating the nails with poison...

Oh yeah? Well who chases a laser dot, Mr. Fuzzy?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2024:

Cats are purrfect the way they are.... Humans not so much.

Who ya gonna call

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 30, 2024:

...

Salesman resume

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 29, 2024:

I see he has an impeccable reference....

Hard pass Auntie Griselda….

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 29, 2024:

Probably smell like shit too...

We was in love

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 29, 2024:

"Fentanyl take me away..."

In my opinion....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 29, 2024:

Trump and his followers are such an easy target it is like dynamiting fish in a barrel....

Coffee Laughter with a twist of Wisdom II · The Presbyterian church called a meeting to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 29, 2024:

A smarter move would be to trap then spay and neuter some feral cats then turn them loose... The squirrels who survive would leave then just feed the cats to keep them around to prevent the squirrels from coming back... But I am not a stupid religious person...