No villain thought of this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2019:

https://wgntv.com/2019/07/18/nebraska-woman-claims-spider-man-sculpture-is-a-hate-crime-against-the-church/?fbclid=IwAR2AbqAlP9o95gY1DIez8rQfTxa3mwvJG1d9VN009Up6pwWPD_bfW4MlrkE

Just saying...😳

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2019:

So you have a premium account?....

Alien versus Predator

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Sounds about right...

Insurance screw job

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Not in CA the law doesn't allow it...

This is why I freak out much more often than I used to, right here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2019:

I found the perfect trash can for your place...

Penguins and polar bears stayed home

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Yet when you cite science to show them how stupid that concept is they tell you how stupid you are because you don't wear a funny hat....

Maybe a few more

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Note to self: Next time up the THC dose in the cookies...

Okay then...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2019:

All kinds of pie...

That'll do it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2019:

And so do I....

The perfect pair.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2019:

I just wonder why their owner would shit on the table...

I can hardly wait.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2019:

I wish....

I am getting so tired of getting hate mail from the Republican​s through the mail I bought a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2019:

You can find it on EBay for a little bit over 15 bucks a pound tax included and free shipping... https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40=p2060353.m570.l2632.R3.TR12.TRC2.A0.H1.Xglitter.TRS0=glitter=28102

What kind of pie....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2019:

This kind of pie?...

This is the kind of rescue cat I need!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2019:

All my cats rescued me...

The perfect meme!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2019:

I like this one...

Popeyes is upping the game!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 16, 2019:

https://agnostic.com/group/Meme/post/373109/yes-please

Uh...you might wanna rethink that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Well I am a grandpa...

Death Threats and Drained Bank Accounts: Life on the Wrong End of the Mueller Probe - POLITICO ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Serves him right and no the campaign was not cleared of criminal wrongdoing in fact Mueller specifically stated that Trump and many of his associates had in fact committed felonies and many charges were filed with no small number of convictions. The sole reason Trump himself wasn't formally charged by Mueller was stated in his report.... AS PRESIDENT CONGRESS MUCH IMPEACH TRUMP SO HE CAN BE CHARGED.... This is a legal requirement for the charges to be filed now but since his campaign is tanking unless the Democrats do something stupid like forcing another Third Way tool on the left after he leaves office you can expect a list of charges to be filed against him, his family, and nearly all of his appointees and associates which will result in long sentences in both state and federal prisons...

How do you console a young boy who's father has just committed suicide?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Sit him down and talk with him. Many kids will think that losing a parent this way is somehow their fault and the anger and shame of this can completely tear him apart. Let him know if his father hadn't come with him to make sure his job with you was legit it would have shown some room for doubt but his father must have loved him very much to have gone through the trouble to do so. Let him know that some people are troubled more than they let on to people around them and will at times get to the point where they believe suicide is the only way to end the hurt. Also let him know when a person for one reason or another decides to end their lives there really isn't much you can do to stop them. Let him know you understand his pain and are willing to listen when he wants to talk.

The crisis on the border is not the first time, in American history, children were removed from ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2019:

They did the same thing to Naive American families as well... Also for a time they were bringing people in from other countries to use them as human exhibits in zoos...

My son can beat up your honor student

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2019:

You know you might be a Redneck when...

It gave me an earworm - which I included [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2019:

https://youtu.be/NtEpqlrwX5c

[gph.is]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2019:

So admit it how many of you were like....

You're probably wondering why I called you here...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2019:

All worship Bast....

I would agree with that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2019:

It is spelled "panties..."

Baby steps! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Fuck that...

Onwards....!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I like this one...

Question: When engaging in actual intercourse, what is the average estimated time before a guy loses...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I have heard varying figures in different studies from about 3 to 5 minutes... I guess most guys are just minutemen....

This is why I freak out much more often than I used to, right here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Roommates are a pain in the ass. It looks like their mommies did everything for them growing up and they never had to learn to do for themselves. Keep in mind as well that being roommates with friends is an excellent way to lose friends I suggest you might want to find a better situation for yourself because this can adversely affect your studies as well as causing you mental issues. Some people never grow up and many of those people are mired in the paternalistic culture...

They need these at Walmart.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2019:

And no more of having three dumbasses from your family divvying up the items in your cart then using the same fucking ATM card to pay for the shit either....

But I don't want moist real estate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2019:

In Yucaipa on Calamesa Blvd and County line Rd.... I know one of the Realtors who works there she helped me buy my house.... https://www.google.com/search?client=ubuntu=fs&q=moist+realestate&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

Just a few of the reasons depression is creeping up on me again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Need more Oreos in this world...

When I drop something....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Me just thinking about this subject...

I saw it on the history channel so it must be true.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Stop giving away our secrets...

All too true.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 11, 2019:

The choice of champions...

Uhm - but... never mind - I'm going home.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Fucking Windblows.... It sucks... Which is why I switched to Linux... I don't have to pay hundreds of dollars for a shit O/S that is completely vulnerable and makes me pay more money to provide half assed protection or just plain fails to work right after an update because they paid some asshole in India 5 bucks a day to write it...

This would have been the perfect date but I just couldn’t get him to come out of his shell.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2019:

I happen to know a guy... https://youtu.be/OJWJE0x7T4Q

I don't know what's going on here, but I like it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Beginning to look a lot like Sizzler.... *ducks thrown objects quickly...*

Bear looks different.Makeover?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2019:

It's a dog eat bear kind of world out there...

Here is a test.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Way to do both.... Grab the 5 gallon gas can from the trunk and pour it liberally over the potholes as you drive slowly past then once reaching the far side toss in a match...

Um...I think there's something wrong with your car.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2019:

He wouldn't get a mile where I live the cops would pull him over and tow that pile of shit...

Say Yes to Bacon!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Problem is they are just blowing up other people then crying because they got a life sentence....

I'm just putting myself out there.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Just going to drop this here for a cheap laugh...

Diplomatically speaking...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2019:

I am not diplomatic...

THE AGNOSTIC BIBLE STUDY GROUP -- Who wants to form a bible study group right here on Agnostic?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Such a wonderful guide it is...

I know I've posted this before (but don't think I posted this on this group).

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Trumpanzees always talking about how others disrespect the American flag...

If you are a firefly fan, proceed with caution. The meme tried to kill me with laughter.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2019:

Ouch....

@DharmaBum50 and I hosted a fantastic Smash the State party on July 4th.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2019:

It is finally coming Epstein got arrested.... Trump and Clinton both with a lot of their friends are headed for the big house where they belong...

Trump gets escorted off golf course after shitting his pants.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2019:

But actually it is satire though the link I posted is real... Epstein has been arrested and anyway it goes Trump is screwed completely... https://empirenews.net/about-disclaimer/

Trump gets escorted off golf course after shitting his pants.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2019:

It may have something to do with his pimp being arrested... https://www.palmerreport.com/analysis/pardon-jeffrey-epstein-trump-don/19169/

Couldn’t pass sharing this.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Life is a bitch ain't it?...

Was sex more fun when you still believed in original sin?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2019:

I wouldn't know I never believed that crazy bullshit...

Pastor Busted for Asking Underage Girl to Join Other Underage Girl for Threesome | Hemant Mehta | ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2019:

He should get far more than 5 years....

California Pastor Loses Job After Posting Sign Stating 'Homosexuality Is Still a Sin' | CBN News

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2019:

They all need to be tossed out on their asses for their posting of hate and electioneering.

Today's christians are scary people.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2019:

You can always cite Numbers 5.... Christians rarely read the bible... Also tell them it doesn't matter what their opinion is if they hate abortion don't have one. Also refer them to the founding fathers like Thomas Jefferson and John Jay both of whom refused to sign off on either the articles of confederation unless they separated church and state (used before the constitution) and the constitution itself... Jefferson was the guy who used his razor to remove the superstitious crap from the bible and John Jay was a bible literalist​ preacher ... "The Test for an Unfaithful Wife 11 Then the Lord said to Moses, 12 “Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘If a man’s wife goes astray and is unfaithful to him 13 so that another man has sexual relations with her, and this is hidden from her husband and her impurity is undetected (since there is no witness against her and she has not been caught in the act), 14 and if feelings of jealousy come over her husband and he suspects his wife and she is impure—or if he is jealous and suspects her even though she is not impure— 15 then he is to take his wife to the priest. He must also take an offering of a tenth of an ephah[c] of barley flour on her behalf. He must not pour olive oil on it or put incense on it, because it is a grain offering for jealousy, a reminder-offering to draw attention to wrongdoing. 16 “‘The priest shall bring her and have her stand before the Lord. 17 Then he shall take some holy water in a clay jar and put some dust from the tabernacle floor into the water. 18 After the priest has had the woman stand before the Lord, he shall loosen her hair and place in her hands the reminder-offering, the grain offering for jealousy, while he himself holds the bitter water that brings a curse. 19 Then the priest shall put the woman under oath and say to her, “If no other man has had sexual relations with you and you have not gone astray and become impure while married to your husband, may this bitter water that brings a curse not harm you. 20 But if you have gone astray while married to your husband and you have made yourself impure by having sexual relations with a man other than your husband”— 21 here the priest is to put the woman under this curse—“may the Lord cause you to become a curse[d] among your people when he makes your womb miscarry and your abdomen swell. 22 May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells or your womb miscarries.” “‘Then the woman is to say, “Amen. So be it.” 23 “‘The priest is to write these curses on a scroll and then wash them off into the bitter water. 24 He shall make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and this water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering...

When your friend loves it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2019:

So admit it how many of you filthy minded people were like...

My kitten Tyrion is now throwing all his toys in the water dish. Any ideas why?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Actually this isn't aberrant behaviour at all for any cat. It has to do with their hunting instincts similar to a raccoon your cat is cleaning its "kill" is all... Start to worry when your cat throws its toys into the litter box...

Why So Many Smart People Aren’t Happy - The Atlantic - Pocket

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Gee I wonder....

Veterans call for Trump impeachment in July 4 video [thehill.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2019:

I am a Vet and have been calling for his impeachment since he took office....

Trump Blames Rain For His Comment About Airports In The Revolutionary War [huffpost.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2019:

It is always somebody else's fault...

How to deal with junk mail

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Been doing this for a long time.... Shredding first is fun too or you can add glitter....

I'm never buying ice cream again! LOL! WTF?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Makes one wonder what other "challenges" she has taken in the past doesn't it?...

How Would You Handle The National Street People Problem?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Put the corporate scum from big drug companies in prison for life and confiscate their assets to pay for the damage they have done for profit getting people addicted...

I was reflecting tonight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Maybe we can get lucky and one of those tanks will give him a one gun salute right in his fat ass...

Have you ever changed your opinion about an important issue because of a better argument ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Most people live by faith which is to say they can't be argued into changing their minds and refuse to consider any fact which disproves their prejudices and beliefs. Even some people who consider themselves to be free of religion still cling to their religious faith in what they are told to believe and think which is why there are atheists stupid enough to vote for Trump and the far right-wing Christians that support him...

‪I want my first house to be a fixer upper.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 2, 2019:

Mine was part way done but I have been doing a lot of work on it. By the time I am finished it should be an amazing place with all new everything. I want solar and wind added so I can use net metering and turn it into an all electric home. Since it is nearly 100 years old now I should have a house with the old Craftsman home look and completely modern in every other way.

Follow these flip flops to the Florida Keys...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Anywhere else in Florida those would likely read "follow me and bring bath salts..."

Last day....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Trump is a big dick with a small one...

Feeling the Bern

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Damned right....

Any takers?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Just so you know....

If Hell existed, I suppose that’s where they’d be!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2019:

You are nearly as bad as I am already.... I expect great things from you in the future...

Forget about fettuccine alfredo – a Fool’s Gold Loaf is the REAL heart attack on a plate.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Couldn't afford to make one himself?....

Good old Florida.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2019:

https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/116818916070938859146/place/ChIJuZFHbnKQwogRqCwbmnQIZQE/@33.7773301,-100.3107141,5z/data=!4m6!1m5!8m4!1e1!2s116818916070938859146!3m1!1e1?authuser=0

He is a addict, and he can't stop. That's why we know what a idiot he is.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2019:

What would the screenname for that account be?...

I found it funny

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2019:

My guess is that his mommy and daddy were doing anal when he was conceived....

grammar policeman

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2019:

"To correct and serve..."

Is that so...?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2019:

And in the Deep South a virgin is an ugly 8 year old without a brother....

In the words of the prophets Bill and Ted.... EXCELLENT..." [twitter.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2019:

I would have stolen the phrase from the movie Hamburger... We reserve the right to serve assholes like you..." https://www.valienthimself.com/news/2017/3/6/badawesome-flixxx-review-hamburger-the-motion-picture-1986

Proud to be a Never-Trumper

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 26, 2019:

"Vote blue no matter who" is the slogan the DNC used to help Trump get elected....

tRump and his tRumpthuglican minions plan to give the American people great health care!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Yessiree I bet them there Rednecks is gonna enjoy that party....

"Not my type" he said.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Since when does a rapist worry about "type?"

This is something I would say! I’m not sure who actually did but I had to share. Too funny! 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2019:

The funny part about this is how true it is....

I know he called it off, but ain't this the truth?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2019:

And ISIS says....

I’m not playing any games on Tinder this year. 😅😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

https://youtu.be/u5HOt0ZOcYk

I usually don’t use others religion against them but damn if there’s one thing I can’t stand ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

"Gad these people just are too stupid to see just how stupid they really are..." Dunning and Kruger

I’m not playing any games on Tinder this year. 😅😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Too bad I am not on Tinder...

Okay class here is a pop quiz. Can anyone see a similarity here?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

The reason your Internet is slow is because of the net neutrality repeal...

What is the best knickname for our current President of the United States?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Hair Shitler...

Number 46 (There are some dumb motherfuckers on Trump's team. smh)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Trump supporters are so dumb they have to study to get a score higher than 30 on a standardized IQ test....

Trump supporters ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2019:

LOL

Seen on Facebook

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Everybody thinks of it being the Germans in WW1 but it was the Austro Hungarian Empire... This is what happens when conservatives keep making cuts to the educational system...

Alaskan fish is going to get hit with Trump's China tariffs - CNNPolitics

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2019:

I see interesting times coming for Alaska....

Does anyone else struggle with hating religion?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Being an anti-theist I can understand your feelings.... I don't hate religion so much as despise what it does to people. Religion is a catalyst for hate and bigotry so I prefer not to have the same fault as my enemy does and try to instead place doubts in the minds of believers through being better educated on their religion than they are. Just by quoting a bible verse they never knew existed places doubts in the minds of those who let some worthless bum who can't hold a real job tell them what to believe and thereby sends more preachers back where they belong.... Flipping burgers for minimum wage....

Grandma's house.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Sounds like Little Johnny grew up in my house where everything we ate was blackeyed.... Have you ever tired to eat blackeyed brussel sprouts?...

What is your favorite dance song?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 13, 2019:

"Sound of Silence?..." https://youtu.be/tW_8Oe_8kj4

Tastes like absolute ass

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2019:

LMAO...

Enjoy this photo of me pretending to be possessed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Nice You can be my little demon anytime...

Does beleif in god justify how much should people be allowed to spend on end of life care?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Half of all people in the US spend half their life savings within two years... Other countries like the UK, Canada, Japan, and others don't have to file for bankruptcy because their health care systems are not run by Wall Street death panels. Conservatives scream endlessly about single payer health care saying it will create death panels that will deny them care if they get sick but the reality is a non-profit system has no need for a death panel because it incentivises saving lives while for profit systems incentivise letting people die to save money... A death panel is a bunch of Wall Street bankers sitting around a huge polished boardroom table saying "fuck these guys it will cost too much to save their lives and I won't get a huge enough bonus at the end of the year on top of the 50 million dollar paycheck I already get for running this country..." After all why save lives when you can buy a private jet or another vacation mansion with that money.... Religion incentivises frauds claiming to be faith healers scamming the gullible out of their savings to have the cancer wished away....

I have noticed that the emails being sent to members often suggesting members people might be ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Here is a screen shot of the type of email I am talking about in the OP...

‪This sweet little baby has been resting in my grandparent’s yard the past couple of days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Those look like ticks around the eye so you should really contact an animal rescue group that can help that fawn. You should also spray the yard to eliminate the tick infestation or you could end up with them transferring to your pets or family.