Guilt's the name of their game.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2021:

Not to mention the blackmail income of the church would be cut off without it...

Gotta love those backhanded compliments too

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2021:

Because respect needs to be earned...

Feeling horny, might watch some At-At porn later, IDK! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2021:

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Period humor

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 18, 2021:

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Feeling my hair turning grey

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Makes one feel like a dinosaur....

This must be it!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2021:

About the size of it... you get the bills and she gets everything else....

You have been warned...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2021:

And people wonder why I say cats are the best home security system in existence....

Because I think it's Star Wars day! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Then her daughter comes along...

I understand that the right-winger who drew this means it as an insult, but instead it's ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2021:

I love it when they call Gay marriage "an attack on traditional marriage" as if they knew what "traditional marriage" really was... http://youtu.be/OFkeKstTXw

What the fuck is this?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2021:

A bonerfied Bonaphone....

Haha ha ha ha ha!!! 😛

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Looks like someone finally solved the problem of pigeons shitting on people while flying overhead.... Overfeed the little bastards until they can't fly and let the cats have them....

Oh no, a bunch of Beaker's!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Beakers aren't all they are cracked up to be...

So true! Good morning!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2021:

Not just a Latina....

An example of how to defy gravity ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Damn that is what it is for I always used to stand on it...

depression is natural ....[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2021:

I think his pick in brand of beer says it all.....

Don't assume you know someone's heart

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2021:

About sizes up the conservatives from the Southern Baptists who just blocked further investigation into their child rapist preachers...

get them now while you have a chance - gonna be huge!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2021:

And the people who buy these....

Flat-earthers should not surf.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2021:

Official sport of DiscWorld...

Is pride branding going too far? Obvious photoshop, but pretty well done.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2021:

They should actually make this product I know a lot of people who would buy it just to annoy family members...

I'm just going to go ahead and apologize in advance for this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2021:

I remember telling a joke about this in reply to a post on Yahoo Answers 10 or 12 years back and the poor guy couldn't believe a straight man would post something like that...

just wow, an image which makes me ...[agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2021:

Nice photoshop job... They even added ripples in the water where they would be if a real cat were lapping up the water...

some memes on capitalism. Actually rather depressing [50nerdsofgrey.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 13, 2021:

For those who never read Adam Smith he was disgusted with the concept of capitalism so when you here capitalists telling you differently you know they never read anything written by him... This makes them no different from Christians who never read the bible...

Cursed lemonade stand

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 13, 2021:

Is there a special on a combination cup?....

Seems a bit much... No?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2021:

First time I ever heard of being able to order your kind of own shit sandwich was reading the bible....

Easy mistake... ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2021:

Funny isn't it how the porn stars in the types of films he is whining about always seem to have crosses tattooed on their bodies or around their necks....

Confuse the hell out of them all...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2021:

I have no problem with responsible gun ownership by people who under the terms of the constitution have earned that right. But when someone is irresponsible, a criminal, or a terrorist like so many Republicans and Libertarians are these days I think if they are caught looking sideways at any firearm they should get at least 30 years at club fed...

Everyone's childhood memories ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2021:

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Right in the spider hole!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Looks like they are pounding sand....

Oops! Wrong number? Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2021:

A great interoffice prank....

Coudn't have said it better

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2021:

I tell people that all the time and explained that I am not the person who is pregnant so I don't have the right to an opinion on the subject.... I find that all too often I end up explaining that to a male.

I need a new fence, so wish me luck

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 8, 2021:

Looks to me like you are shooting for a 15 foot high 3 foot thick concrete wall....

Where's the damn marinade???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2021:

Reminds me of the time on Yahoo Answers when I asked how long and at what temperature a 7 pound baby should be cooked.... I don't know why they got so upset after all I posted it in Religion and spirituality and I did put "Spiritually speaking" in front of the question. I lost more accounts that way...

Shish-kebab!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2021:

The comment is by far the best I have seen today....

( @powder Posted a link, rather than Post a few at a time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2021:

"You picked the wrong religion you need to convert to the first church of I don't give a fuck and send a donation of 1 thousand USD to me at ************* "

& could you...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2021:

Sounds like the pride parade is in town....

That look... priceless.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2021:

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First it was the aluminum, then the copper, now the wood

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2021:

Too bad it doesn't show the pissed off guy walking behind them waiting for the cops to catch up because it was the tree from his front lawn....

Tags for the mentally challenged among us

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2021:

Kind of takes all the fun out of a front loader....

Always the case.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2021:

Even certain people the GQP claims to admire said it...

These right here should explain how Trump got elected. JHC

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2021:

Not everyone is stupid these days even in Kentucky but here we have a few idiots spewing nonsense that prove non-Theism isn't necessarily a by product of intelligence.... https://kentucky.com/opinion/letters-to-the-editor/article210498389.html

Never forget standing tank man. 32 years later

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2021:

After that picture several secret police grabbed him and he disappeared... Any authoritarian regime doesn't give a fuck about people's rights all they care about is power... The GQP is no different from the USSR, China, or Putin's Russia...

Wonder how the teacher will grade this...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2021:

And they wonder why their kids drop out of the 5th grade at 20 and get jobs digging ditches...

Strategically sound...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2021:

The most strategically sound way to end Middle Eastern Terrorism is to end fossil fuel use... If they can't sell the oil they don't have the money to buy weapons or anything else...

Who doesn't love a big boner?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2021:

I bet Billy likes buns....

I've done this, so satisfying...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2021:

Torture.....

Were they worried about a lawsuit???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2021:

Panda porn....

Priorities...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2021:

"A lot of good eating on one of those..." Terry Pratchett from the book 'Small Gods'

Maybe they need to try it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2021:

Jesus does Jackass 3....

At least they have Boris in the role of villain

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2021:

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Nerdy humor is on point today

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2021:

Well zip.ity do dah what a file...

All we need are some chickens!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2021:

https://youtu.be/_kWGT8f7tI0

Jesus, what the Hell is this?! [facebook.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2021:

Are you a part of that group too?...

Thank You Drugs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2021:

Well the kids look happier and better adjusted...

Uhm... 😬

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2021:

Adds a whole new meaning to "Turkey dressing" and I don't even want to know how he plans on "stuffing" it....

Sometimes you have to act

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2021:

Yep I am putting this one on my facebook profile....

I...um.... What?????

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2021:

Coming out with the arms spread like that just adds to the realism I guess....

Urinal Neighbor - Key & Peele [youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2021:

Must be going out with the wrong women....

How men can prevent abortions

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2021:

They forgot a nice warm apple pie....

Seems like he says that a lot...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2021:

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So far its up to $2!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2021:

so she is looking at $5 unless she gets real busy huh?...

Makes sense! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2021:

Dead Stars....

Ted's not a perfect asshole,

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2021:

And here I always suspected the source for his genetic material was a pile of dogshit...

Eric would agree with this whole-heartedly, tho he'd hate seeing the crocs! (I wish he'd at least ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2021:

Crocks are what people wear when they lack style and class... or the money to buy real shoes...

It works just fine.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2021:

Sounds like she got a bigger better deal... Don't worry guy she will be back when she figures out that BBDs are just cons who are even more broke than you are (costs a lot to play that game). By then of course you will have found a better gal who is BBD proof and you can tell Jackie to hit the road... https://youtu.be/Q8Tiz6INF7I

Some people way overestimate their tolerance

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2021:

I have some 20mg THC tablets for pain that I keep for those really bad days... If it gets really bad I sometimes take two and afterwards all fucks are gone...

Clarity, the best way to get your point across

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2021:

And since hell doesn't exist it is telling them that you never want to see them....

Why does the 3rd stage last so much longer?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2021:

Because every year they make things worse so you learn that much younger just how badly they are fucking you in the ass...

A likely scenario

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2021:

Well someone's kids are off to a good start....

Seems legit

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2021:

Erect and to the point.... er....

More antivaxxer nonsense! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

Another example of Christian math.... the real answer is 6066

This kid has me 😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

Just look for the one in bible study that is holding it upside down...

A shout out to all the pro and simi-pro musicians out there

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

8. Probably a better musician than anyone in the band...

Bill, Rudy, Michelle and I need to look out

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

Well if they are looking for one on my computer they have about 8 TB of filled harddrive space to go through which will create a lot of good paying careers...

Could have been a boulder or even better... burned alive.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

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🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

Now we have one from Alabama in the Senate that not only committed treason his second day in office but just explained that he won't vote for the bipartisan 1/6 commission "until it has an equal number of Republicans on it...." I think he is in competition with Louie Gohmert for the title....

Absolutely true

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

He must be in Texas because he is wearing a gun...

Some Star Wars Memes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

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♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

That's my kitty....

I am done w humans

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

Rides in perfect comfort right up to the point he is ejected through the windshield....

I like this kid! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

Amy showed Bobby the baby hole for his four dimes now Amy has 4 dimes and 30 pennies...

And they wonder why they can't have good things.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2021:

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Let me out!!!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2021:

Bumper sticker says "Warning Heavy Metal band inside..."

Tell us how you really feel.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2021:

This is why you don't want to smoke meth...

Now I know how to get alone time!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

Depending on the diameter of the branch and how much firewood it will supply for next winter in Texas he might just be onto something....

Awww yis!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

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What won't science be able to do?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

And she is back for revenge...

No more Ikea for me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

Were are the screws?

Sunday groaner

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

Nightly...

Don't you hate when that happens?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

" I like children... if they are properly cooked" W. C. Fields

I'm sure this is true in Florida and the rest of the gulf coast.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

And they wonder why so many kids are dying of emphysema...

So narcissistic! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

You want vitamin D just go to the all night pharmacy near you and look in the vitamin section and stop being a pill about it...

Before and after COVID...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2021:

I used to look like the latter a few years back but I am beginning to look more like the after without all the muscle now...

Just a mere cat... LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2021:

Interesting how little it takes to merely blend in....

I really want to know... LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2021:

No nuts?....

Unfortunate name

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2021:

At least it is descriptive....

Rules for thee, not for me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2021:

Gotta keep that shit in the family....

Be careful how you phrase it next time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2021:

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Be careful how you phrase it next time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2021:

I think we should deduct the cost of rebuilding Gaza from Israel's foreign aide.... Maybe when they have to pay to play they will stop playing....

Eugene seems to have first hand information on the subject.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2021:

Probably married several of them over the decades....

Sorry, not sorry, these fucks are whackos too...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2021:

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