Right in the spider hole!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Looks like they are pounding sand....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 See it wasn't what you were thinking it was just your dirty mind...

Right in the spider hole!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2021:

Looks like they are pounding sand....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 I take it you were never a fan of Spiderman or you would have known who the Sandman was....

Excuses, excuses....

Logician comments on Jun 8, 2021:

Uh, how about getting the job skills that you need to earn the amount of money you want to bring home? Do you really think that you should be paid 100K a year to sweep floors and empty out trash cans? If you're not smart enough to deserve the kind of pay you want, then don't complain that there ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2021:

Still bragging about your complete and utter ignorance on every subject I see.... The real question is why do you refuse to pay someone a living wage while forcing taxpayers (which billionaires and large corporate interests are NOT) ?

What I hear when an anti-vaxxer starts talking....

Logician comments on Jun 8, 2021:

In a couple of years, the sound we'll be hearing from the idiots who got toxic mRNA concoctions shot into their body will be (wait for it) CRICKETS!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2021:

You mean like the crickets we are hearing now?... Because the vaccines aren't toxic?... Unlike the virus which according to some estimates has killed around 1,000,000 people in the US so far right?... Did you know RNA is a naturally occurring substance in all life forms that without it being there no life could even exist?... It happens to be a close relative to DNA but instead of being Deoxyribonucleic acid it is called Ribonucleic acid but people like you who are completely ignorant of science among many other subjects don't understand these things do you?.. Tell you what here is a Wikipedia link that uses small words for you so you can have some understanding about what you think you know through ignorance... Meanwhile "Win with Darwin..." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RNA

I need a new fence, so wish me luck

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 8, 2021:

Looks to me like you are shooting for a 15 foot high 3 foot thick concrete wall....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2021:

@glennlab They are probably trying to get the neighbors to pay for their dream castle complete with outer walls and battlements...

(Figured I'd Post some Political Satire here for a change.

BD66 comments on Jun 7, 2021:

It doesn't take a scientific genius to observe the fact that Fauci has lied under oath and has changed his position on multiple Covid-19 related policies since January 2020.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2021:

@BDair Keywords in that are "so far..."

trying this with the neighbor's trash they are really annoying....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 7, 2021:

Cute, but when you put your recyclables in a plastic bag they won't be recycled! Shame! & bodies need to be at least quartered & placed in separate containers across the city. C'mon, you amateur! (P.S. I do tutor for just $100/hr, unmarked small bills. Satisfaction is for you to guarantee ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2021:

5 gallons Black Iron Oxide + 5 gallons finely powdered Aluminium pour over the top of body in a 55Gallon drum partly buried and ignite with a magnesium rod. If done on the 4th of July makes a nice fireworks show as a bonus.... If they ask I don't know you...

(Figured I'd Post some Political Satire here for a change.

BD66 comments on Jun 7, 2021:

It doesn't take a scientific genius to observe the fact that Fauci has lied under oath and has changed his position on multiple Covid-19 related policies since January 2020.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2021:

@BDair

Excuses, excuses....

PondartIncbendog comments on Jun 7, 2021:

And if you need a tax break to survive as a business, you should close your doors and try something else.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2021:

They only need tax breaks to hoard money.. Businesses are pass throughs which means that they aren't supposed to have huge cash reserves it defeats the purpose of such organizations. Tax breaks should come from expansion of infrastructure, employee compensation and dividends to share holders rewarding them for their risk in buying stock.

What cats are made of....

KateOahu comments on Jun 6, 2021:

No, they are made of hairballs and turds...and they leave it all over.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2021:

@MsKathleen Like I said "doing something wrong" I am sure you don't like using a shit-filled toilet any better than a cat does... As for them "pissing outside" get them fixed so they don't mark their territory....

What cats are made of....

KateOahu comments on Jun 6, 2021:

No, they are made of hairballs and turds...and they leave it all over.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2021:

@MsKathleen Dogs shit everywhere so I will stick with cats they are not only far cleaner but in addition to guarding over me are extremely loving animals... Much more intelligent than a dog.

What cats are made of....

KateOahu comments on Jun 6, 2021:

No, they are made of hairballs and turds...and they leave it all over.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2021:

I have four indoor only cats none of them leave turds outside the box and hairballs are rare because they are all very well cared for. You must be doing something wrong...

Always the case.

QuidamOutrepont comments on Jun 6, 2021:

But for that to work, people need a lot more than just a trickle.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2021:

Economies never trickle down they always trickle up.... Unless the upper tier tax rate is high the rich and large corporations hold onto the money instead of using it to create more good paying jobs....

These right here should explain how Trump got elected. JHC

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2021:

Not everyone is stupid these days even in Kentucky but here we have a few idiots spewing nonsense that prove non-Theism isn't necessarily a by product of intelligence.... https://kentucky.com/opinion/letters-to-the-editor/article210498389.html

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2021:

@SeaGreenEyez Anti-vaxxers are the worst but with luck they can be self-correcting eventually....

A picture for all you Hairy Otter fans....

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2021:

otter abuse!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2021:

Otter treat those otter guys with more kindness?....

Wonder how the teacher will grade this...

Sierra4 comments on Jun 5, 2021:

I thought 42 was the answer to everything.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2021:

..................

Strategically sound...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2021:

The most strategically sound way to end Middle Eastern Terrorism is to end fossil fuel use... If they can't sell the oil they don't have the money to buy weapons or anything else...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2021:

@NostraDumbass LMAO the funding comes from the Saudis and UAE and they wouldn't have the money to fund international terrorism or fight wars if the money stopped coming in. If that were the case who would want to bother them? If there is no friction from outside forces the motivation quickly dissipates and without enough hate how can you get someone to blow themselves up? Even religion often isn't enough but the constant warfare that manipulation of the government causes is more than enough especially when those tents are filled with children because the intel was bad... All you need to do is stop selling arms to Israel and no more problems... Occasionally you might have an attack but with the funding gone it wouldn't likely be very successful and besides we have a lot more problems with home grown terrorists in this country they are called Republicans.... or Trumpanzees...

All we need are some chickens!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2021:

https://youtu.be/_kWGT8f7tI0

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 4, 2021:

@scurry Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead... If you haven't watched it yet you are missing out...

Jesus, what the Hell is this?! [facebook.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2021:

Are you a part of that group too?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 2, 2021:

@scurry Pretty much one of the first members... as well as the most annoying ones when I bother to show up which I don't much any more.

LMAO remember Rick Wiles the dingbat anti-vaxxer preacher who started "tru-News" the conspiracy ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 1, 2021:

What a dumb shit!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 The thing about COVID deaths is that they are all now partisan deaths "IE true believer Republicans." So even when they do end up passing voter suppression bills their voters dying off from COVID is going to hurt them. If the first case doesn't kill them it is highly likely the second case will... If by chance they do survive that one I doubt they will survive a third case. I have only heard of one person surviving a second case of the virus and that is from a nurse that works with those patients so I consider that case to be credible. @Pralina1

LMAO remember Rick Wiles the dingbat anti-vaxxer preacher who started "tru-News" the conspiracy ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 1, 2021:

What a dumb shit!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2021:

Let's just hope he ends up doing his part to improve humanity... Let's hope they all do...

Well if it works....

racocn8 comments on May 31, 2021:

I would immediately support a two-fer (Hillary and Trump) if it meant putting Trump away. (It's easy to sacrifice someone else who claimed to be a patriot). Is that where we are now, Fascists vs Globalists with the rest of us consigned to the sidelines?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2021:

Unless we start backing the progressive movement heavily and stop contributing to the $hillary wing.

When you gotta go you just gotta go....

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2021:

How would you be able to tell the difference? Shit on shit!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:

Think of it as reusable toiletpaper... Wash and wipe...

Looks like I offended the Nazis on Twitter yesterday.

ChestRockfield comments on May 30, 2021:

Not taking his or their side, but they're probably going to say you were mocking him based on his sexual orientation, or at the very least, making a claim that is hurtful to homosexuals by saying their orientation makes them promiscuous. If I had to bet, I'd say they will not be letting that go back...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:

@JeffMurray Actually he seems to be a bit of an incel and since he has made himself a public figure he is fair game to mock. If Twitter refuses to remove posts and accounts of politicians and other public figures that make the same type of posts or even endanger public health and safety they are creating a double standard that could cause legal issues for them.... very expensive legal issues...

How men can prevent abortions

QuidamOutrepont comments on May 31, 2021:

"Depending on who owns the Jell-O!"

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:

@phxbillcee Puddin it where it don't belong?...

Makes sense! Lol

Pralina1 comments on May 31, 2021:

Yeah ok . Like Jesus was bigger than hiv 20 yrs ago . I had many patients in texas , Florida and Virginia the last 10 yrs with full AIDS . Unacceptable at this time and age . Medicine for hiv works . If u take it ! All of the cases I recall were of church goers , not very bright or educated ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:

Just tell them "I bet he told you to give the money for your medicine to him didn't he?"

How men can prevent abortions

QuidamOutrepont comments on May 31, 2021:

"Depending on who owns the Jell-O!"

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:

Bill Cosby?...

No wonder the girls used to scream....

NostraDumbass comments on May 30, 2021:

Did they get royalties for this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:

@NostraDumbass Twastn't a night twas a brillig...

No wonder the girls used to scream....

phxbillcee comments on May 30, 2021:

She was just 17...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:

@NostraDumbass ejact-us... oh... redact us

No wonder the girls used to scream....

phxbillcee comments on May 30, 2021:

She was just 17...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:

@NostraDumbass Only if she sits on a cactus....

No wonder the girls used to scream....

NostraDumbass comments on May 30, 2021:

Did they get royalties for this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:

@NostraDumbass I thought the pun was clear....

No wonder the girls used to scream....

NostraDumbass comments on May 30, 2021:

Did they get royalties for this?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:

Knightly from what I understand....

No wonder the girls used to scream....

phxbillcee comments on May 30, 2021:

She was just 17...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2021:

Then you know what I mean....

Looks like I offended the Nazis on Twitter yesterday.

altschmerz comments on May 30, 2021:

Twitter is even more worthless than FB, imho.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2021:

Is there a difference between Nazis and Republicans?... Because I haven't seen one for more than 20 years now...

Makes sense! Lol

powder comments on May 30, 2021:

If only there was a vaccine for Jesus........social distancing works though

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2021:

Actually antipsychotics have been found to cure religion which says a lot about religion...

Looks like I offended the Nazis on Twitter yesterday.

RobertMartin comments on May 30, 2021:

This meme sums it up, or something

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2021:

Oh ja I did...

Looks like I offended the Nazis on Twitter yesterday.

ChestRockfield comments on May 30, 2021:

Not taking his or their side, but they're probably going to say you were mocking him based on his sexual orientation, or at the very least, making a claim that is hurtful to homosexuals by saying their orientation makes them promiscuous. If I had to bet, I'd say they will not be letting that go back...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2021:

Won't work... He claims to be straight even though he is homophobic... Homophobia isn't mention so you are free to mock them... Also he is known to work with the Atomwaffen neo-Nazis...

Looks like I offended the Nazis on Twitter yesterday.

FrayedBear comments on May 30, 2021:

Tut tut!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2021:

@FrayedBear Always.... In my protest of this suspension I suggested that in addition to my not violating their rules they were protecting a known Nazi agitator who was infamous for posting false news and threatening the safety of real journalists since he is reputed to have made hit lists for the Atomwaffen Division which is a Nazi terrorist group linked to numerous acts of violence in the US. I also suggested that their protection of his account and allowing him to keep posting these lies might just be on interest to the DOJ....

Looks like I offended the Nazis on Twitter yesterday.

FrayedBear comments on May 30, 2021:

Tut tut!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2021:

I have got to have some fun don't I?...

Eric would agree with this whole-heartedly, tho he'd hate seeing the crocs! (I wish he'd at least ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2021:

Crocks are what people wear when they lack style and class... or the money to buy real shoes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2021:

@Moravian The ones full of shit....

Science for beginners...

davers comments on May 29, 2021:

Well I saw that it was incorrect, so I naturally assumed you were educated in America.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2021:

Says a guy from the country that gave us the Murdoch Klan?....

Republican meme dump....

phxbillcee comments on May 29, 2021:

It's funny w/ that one bunch, they're really not sure how to spell either Scientific or American, let alone define them!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2021:

@phxbillcee Actually they only get the ones that hold lots of bullets.... https://news.yahoo.com/trump-loving-church-uses-guns-162339336.html

I guess his sister moved back in with daddy....

phxbillcee comments on May 29, 2021:

Obviously following after your morals & common sense...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2021:

Don't look at me I don't live in Texas... https://news.yahoo.com/trump-loving-church-uses-guns-162339336.html

Republican meme dump....

ChestRockfield comments on May 29, 2021:

I know it's outside of their control how dumb they are, but it doesn't make me hate them any less...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2021:

Outbreeding would help but it seems to be against their religion...

Science for beginners...

Budgie comments on May 29, 2021:

Came here to point out that Sodium is Na Nitrogen is N so I guess I am going to die alone. (still had to point it out)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2021:

I was wondering when somebody was going to notice my little joke... Cripes I knew this when my parents bought me my first chemistry set when I was about 10 years old...

The line at the buffet was a killer today...

KateOahu comments on May 27, 2021:

Good way to get those people off the road. Sooooooo glad I am not a runner.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 27, 2021:

As long as you aren't in Floriduh where the Gators are smarter than the people....

New Real Housewives Reality TV show....

AnneWimsey comments on May 26, 2021:

Change all those sheep to black folks & reveal your nastiness. WTF is this supposed to be....funny? Shame, you were i thought better than this!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:

@AnneWimsey "Change all those sheep to black folks"

New Real Housewives Reality TV show....

AnneWimsey comments on May 26, 2021:

Change all those sheep to black folks & reveal your nastiness. WTF is this supposed to be....funny? Shame, you were i thought better than this!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:

Since when is making fun of terrorists and reality TV racist?... Not that there is much difference between the two if you ask me...

Couple months back I started telling people crypto currency was an extremely bad investment when ...

FrayedBear comments on May 26, 2021:

I don't know why but a mate calls them ponzy schemes. I think more like pyramid selling gone mad.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:

@FrayedBear yeah just defining two different types of scam is all... Crypto currencies without exception ponzi schemes because the investors are buying nothing of value while being told that nothing is worth something. it is complete fiction not a real investment. Problem is people know it isn't real money though it is essentially the same as what governments issue as "real money" which is a series of ones and zeros in the electronic banking systems. It lacks that one essential which is that nobody and no government is backing it. only the buyer sets a value for it.

New Real Housewives Reality TV show....

bookofmorons comments on May 26, 2021:

bet that gets their goat

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:

@bookofmorons Just trying to get your goat... https://youtu.be/PZuHAsf6qO0

New Real Housewives Reality TV show....

bookofmorons comments on May 26, 2021:

bet that gets their goat

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:

How baaaah...d of you.

Could have been a boulder or even better... burned alive.

QuidamOutrepont comments on May 25, 2021:

What if he was empaled?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:

@QuidamOutrepont Don't they do that anyway?...

Couple months back I started telling people crypto currency was an extremely bad investment when ...

FrayedBear comments on May 26, 2021:

I don't know why but a mate calls them ponzy schemes. I think more like pyramid selling gone mad.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:

@FrayedBear Pyramid schemes depend on more people coming in at the bottom to pay the people at the top. The person or persons who start it are those who profit and everyone else gets fucked in the ass. For example the oldest version is that one person recruits three people to mail him one dollar each month and each of those send them one dollar each month while keeping one for themselves and the original person gets half their profits. Like a pyramid the money flows up and the people at the top get rich but the people who come in later get nothing and pretty soon you run out of people to recruit. By the 12 "level" of the pyramid you need well over 1.77 million suckers to fill that level but the person at the top keeps telling people that the pyramid can reach 25 or 30 levels... Long before then you would need most of the people in the world to be in the scheme and the people at the bottom are still getting nothing... Ponzi schemes are "investment brokers" like Bernie Madoff who tell people that they can make amazing returns by investing with them and using the money to fund a lavish lifestyle and money from later investors goes towards paying those returns until tey run out of suckers to invest with them like he did... When the investors start asking where the money is they usually run for a non-extradition country but if they stay in business too long the regulators catch them and they go to prison... In the case of cryptocurrency the value depends on more people buying in driving the price of the "currency" up by demand which is why Bitcoin values dropped by 50% in a day when China blocked cryptocurrency exchanges from their banking systems... If North America and Europe did the same the value would drop to nearly zero...

Couple months back I started telling people crypto currency was an extremely bad investment when ...

FrayedBear comments on May 26, 2021:

I don't know why but a mate calls them ponzy schemes. I think more like pyramid selling gone mad.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:

Not a pyramid scheme that would be more like Amway but ponzi scheme is very accurate... as there is no product to invest in and profits come from other fools who invest later...

More antivaxxer nonsense! Lol

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2021:

That sorta looks like a shitty tat, & I can just see some of these idjits actually doing that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:

........................

Could have been a boulder or even better... burned alive.

QuidamOutrepont comments on May 25, 2021:

What if he was empaled?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:

A gold tooth pick....

Remember.....

bookofmorons comments on May 26, 2021:

Good forest fire should destroy the evidence - just sayin'

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:

But a bit hard on the environment as well as anyone who might lose their homes...

Remember.....

GeorgeRocheleau comments on May 26, 2021:

We have mine shafts.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:

More bodies have gone into the ground that ever came out right?...

Remember.....

freedom41 comments on May 26, 2021:

A fairly warped mind thought that up.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:

I don't see you complaining....

LMAO New York just announced they are opening up a Grand Jury Investigation into Trump, et al as a ...

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

seems appropriate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG7HHdZIy1I

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2021:

Only the ones going on that chain gang never had any talent...

New show on cable....

freedom41 comments on May 25, 2021:

Whoever made this one is a genius.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2021:

I couldn't agree more... I would love to see the looks on their faces when they first see this...

When someone tells you Jesus is all you need to make decisions in your life...

bookofmorons comments on May 25, 2021:

So much for free will

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2021:

All religions are the same.... You have free will to do exactly what your cult leader tells you to do...

🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

Now we have one from Alabama in the Senate that not only committed treason his second day in office but just explained that he won't vote for the bipartisan 1/6 commission "until it has an equal number of Republicans on it...." I think he is in competition with Louie Gohmert for the title....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2021:

@Pralina1 Tommy Tuberville the guy with an IQ lower than a potato....

I am done w humans

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:

Rides in perfect comfort right up to the point he is ejected through the windshield....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2021:

@Pralina1 Shitting himself would be a large part of the process...

Curious how many of those 92 actually liked and agreed with it. SMFH

Pralina1 comments on May 24, 2021:

Oh wow . Retirement plan B : find these 92.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2021:

Actually you only have to find half or less....

Curious how many of those 92 actually liked and agreed with it. SMFH

FrayedBear comments on May 24, 2021:

According to the FreeDictionary: sweat·y (swĕt′ē) adj. sweat·i·er, sweat·i·est 1. Covered with or smelling of sweat. 2. Causing sweat: a sweaty job. sweat′i·ly adv. sweat′i·ness n. American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition. Copyright © 2016 by ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2021:

@FrayedBear No just illiterate and can't spell "sweety..."

I like this kid! Lol

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2021:

Amy. She got Bobby to buy her a soda...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2021:

Is that what they call it these days?....

No more Ikea for me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

Were are the screws?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:

@FrayedBear 3/4 inch chipboad is often used for subfloors and extremely strong as well as fire resistant. 3/8 inch is used for roofs and has about the same rating as 7/16 plywood. I used to repair mobile homes for a while and did some construction when I was younger. During the Mobile home repair days I saved the park owner a small fortune in possible lawsuits and repair costs and he loved me for it. He was looking at trashing one doublewide because the ceiling was sagging about 8 inches until I told him I could fix it for him. When he saw the "decorative" support beam I built into the unit he gave me a very nice little bonus.

Rand Paul has announced that he will not be getting vaccinated because "he has already had COVID and...

racocn8 comments on May 24, 2021:

Unfortunately for the rest of us, he is probably right. However, the likelihood that Covid shortened his life by several years is very good. And if we're really lucky, brain fog will shut him down at some point, albeit not soon enough.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:

@Pralina1 He damned well should I doubt seriously he would make it out alive the third time around and he is the only one I have heard of living through a second case of COVID...

No more Ikea for me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

Were are the screws?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:

@FrayedBear Chipboard is actually stronger than plywood in normal construction but pressed board is just sawdust glued together and worthless crap.

No more Ikea for me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

Were are the screws?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:

@FrayedBear Overpriced pressboard crap is all...

Rand Paul has announced that he will not be getting vaccinated because "he has already had COVID and...

BD66 comments on May 24, 2021:

It makes perfect sense. Beating the disease itself should build up more immunity than getting vaccinated for the disease. The CDC should have issued similar guidelines that those who had already beaten Covid-19 should be last in line for any vaccines. That would have probably saved thousands of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:

I believe if you check they have been doing this for months and state that there is no immunity to this virus either natural or otherwise.

Rand Paul has announced that he will not be getting vaccinated because "he has already had COVID and...

racocn8 comments on May 24, 2021:

Unfortunately for the rest of us, he is probably right. However, the likelihood that Covid shortened his life by several years is very good. And if we're really lucky, brain fog will shut him down at some point, albeit not soon enough.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:

Fortunately for the rest of us he is dead fucking wrong.... immunity for COVID only lasts about 8 months after which you need a booster shot no different from the flu shot you get yearly... You can still catch COVID even after the shot the vaccine just lessens the chance of a severe case resulting in death or disability. FYI second cases of COVID even if the first was not severe are most likely to be fatal according to information that is just now becoming available over the last three months...

For Covid test, stick phone up nose.

LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2021:

Especially if you are a man

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:

If you are a man just downloading the app rules you out...

No more Ikea for me

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

Were are the screws?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:

@FrayedBear With Ikea there are always screws....

Tell us how you really feel.

JackPedigo comments on May 24, 2021:

Good thing people like this are in the minority and their numbers are dropping even further. They are totally clueless and, except for the genormous car living in the middle ages.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:

COVID seems to be taking its toll because they refuse to get vaccinated...

Tell us how you really feel.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2021:

This is why you don't want to smoke meth...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:

@Sticks48 Just your brain....

Now I know how to get alone time!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

Depending on the diameter of the branch and how much firewood it will supply for next winter in Texas he might just be onto something....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Maybe you can find a nice wood pellet fireplace and someone to help you install it. You can get some of those pellets pretty cheaply these days and a pallet full of them could get you through the winter if you hook up a small wind generator of your own with a couple batteries and an inverter.

Now I know how to get alone time!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

Depending on the diameter of the branch and how much firewood it will supply for next winter in Texas he might just be onto something....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 I hear the Texas GQP is still trying to blame a couple of UN-winterized wind generators for their grid going down instead of all the other fossil fuel plants that froze for the same reason due to their failure to regulate so you better get ready for this winter while you can...

Awww yis!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2021:

@phxbillcee Hopefully we see a lot more of that down in Floriduh....

No more Ikea for me

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2021:

Just hand that off to a speed freak, he'll get it done!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2021:

Meth heads are great at taking shit apart but like their lives can't ever seem to get it back together again.... If you ever go to a storage action you will find out what I mean if you buy a unit full of boxes sealed with duct tape....

In addition to the racism....

KateOahu comments on May 23, 2021:

sigh...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2021:

@MsKathleen Calling them out for it and sending them to prison is a good start... To do thet you have to embarrass law enforcement into doing their damned jobs and pressuring other law makers to put pressure on law enforcement as well...

In addition to the racism....

KateOahu comments on May 23, 2021:

sigh...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2021:

You think it isn't true?...

I really want to know... LOL

Lorajay comments on May 23, 2021:

I bought some corn for my Republican squirrel feeder and when my grandkids get here Monday, I am going to have them fill it up. They have to work twice as hard to get half as much.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2021:

This one?.... https://youtu.be/hFZFjoX2cGg

How to enforce social distancing the right way....

KateOahu comments on May 22, 2021:

If only we could do that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2021:

With brass knuckles... or a baseball bat.

I really want to know... LOL

bobwjr comments on May 22, 2021:

Birds eating his seeds

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2021:

Maybe they are swallows....

I shall name him.... 💜💜💜

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

Oh, someone just has to get this to him! I bet he'd get a kick out of it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2021:

@phxbillcee The GQP keeps sending me shit anyway.... If it contains a address postage paid return envelope I send them a shitload of anti-fascist and anti-GOP memes... Others I tell I only support progressives...

I shall name him.... 💜💜💜

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

Oh, someone just has to get this to him! I bet he'd get a kick out of it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2021:

Where have you been?... His campaign was sending stickers to donors about this...

LOL so I wonder just how many members they lose like this?...

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:

Really seems counter-productive to me. & what does god need with money anyway?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2021:

Preacher boy needs a new Mercedes....

Well, well, well Sweet Home Alabama I guess....

Surfpirate comments on May 21, 2021:

Don't get me started, a group of Quebec Hillbillies just started setting up a trailer camp on the property behind mine, I can hear them tuning their banjos as I write this post. It's probably going to take the whole summer to clear them out of their squatters camp.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:

............

Be careful how you phrase it next time.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:

It's tough to find much humor in this whole situation, so almost anything is welcome. I like @Lizard_of_Ahaz 's suggestion below, btw.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:

@OldGoat43 They die anyway when snipers shoot peaceful protesters holding nothing but signs or try to go through a old Nazi style checkpoint to go to work or buy food then get shot for their trouble.

Be careful how you phrase it next time.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:

It's tough to find much humor in this whole situation, so almost anything is welcome. I like @Lizard_of_Ahaz 's suggestion below, btw.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:

@phxbillcee He is also wrong in calling black powder rockets "high explosive" as they decidedly are not. The weapons being used by Israel though decidedly are as well as White Phosphorus ones outlawed by Internation law when civilians are within the area of use. Hamas is actually making these rocket attacks in hopes that the world will see Israel for what they really are...

Be careful how you phrase it next time.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:

It's tough to find much humor in this whole situation, so almost anything is welcome. I like @Lizard_of_Ahaz 's suggestion below, btw.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:

@OldGoat43

Be careful how you phrase it next time.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:

It's tough to find much humor in this whole situation, so almost anything is welcome. I like @Lizard_of_Ahaz 's suggestion below, btw.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:

@OldGoat43 Oh and don't forget the USS Liberty.... https://theintercept.com/2017/06/06/fifty-years-later-nsa-keeps-details-of-israels-uss-liberty-attack-secret/

Be careful how you phrase it next time.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:

It's tough to find much humor in this whole situation, so almost anything is welcome. I like @Lizard_of_Ahaz 's suggestion below, btw.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:

@OldGoat43 The people who though welcomed from Europe as brother's with nothing but the clothes on their backs when nobody else would accept them then attacked their benefactors to steal their lands claiming lands that they had been expelled from over 1500 years before by the Romans.... They have been using military force against Palestine since 1948 pushing their border further out and forcing people from their homelands of thousands of years. How would you feel if soldiers came into your neighborhood bulldozing your home and building ones for their own people?... https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-54116567

Makes about as much sense and anything else in theology....

bobwjr comments on May 21, 2021:

Pass

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:

Gas?........

Makes about as much sense and anything else in theology....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:

I always felt that was about it anyway...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:

https://youtu.be/6-v9Y5n9usI

I'd rather the company...I'll still have all of you guys there!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2021:

Hell is doing much better these days I hear they have air conditioning....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:

@phxbillcee All of them.... It is the ignorant annoying jackasses that go to heaven which is why the property values up there are so low....

I wonder if the FBI and DOJ are going to properly investigate this pipleline "ransomware attack" ...

AtheistInNC comments on May 20, 2021:

They could pay themselves the 5.5 million (or whatever it was) and make a payment on their superyacht ... how clever.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2021:

Not to mention the money they made off the pipeline related "gas shortage..." That could top a billion in profits for Koch...

Biblical pizza....

Budgie comments on May 20, 2021:

Wear what you like it does not worry me, I don't like body shaming. I am more concerned at the angle of one of them she is going to do herself some damage.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2021:

@Budgie With Hoover that would have been fine he was a creepy piece of shit...