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Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2022:
@Severnman Strike "seem to be able to use" and insert in its place "seem to use" and I think you see the problem....
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2022:
@AnneWimsey One of the many reasons I don't have many friends my own age is they are all so damned old... Just call me Peter Pan.
Oh, be a sport. Laugh!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 4, 2022:
I resemble that remark.... Most people my age are technologically challenged...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2022:
@AnneWimsey Actually I was speaking about people I know who don't even know how to use a computer... I have to print something out for them because they can't. As for cell phones dumbphones are making a comeback because people like them can't even text.
Holding on hard.🤔🤣🤣
Garban comments on Aug 4, 2022:
He should be squeaking, not yelling.😉
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2022:
In the books it was always referred to as a "scream" by E.R.B.
I have to use this one today.
glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2022:
No, 31 times no.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2022:
....
So true, so true...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 3, 2022:
My first thought was that's Kentucky, then I realized there aren't that many Teslas in the state, much less all in one place.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2022:
When I was stationed in the South from what I noticed most of the cars were up on blocks in the yards (maybe it was a status symbol or something I don't know and never bothered to ask) and what they called Running cars" most often would have been banned from being driven on the roads in any civilized part of the world.
A woman and her husband got a dog They show off their new dog to their friend, who absolutely ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 3, 2022:
I would bet money that someone has quite literally said that.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2022:
@OldMetalHead Even more dumb ones....
I always said there wasn't a lot of difference between a golf course and a cemetery but this might ...
zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2022:
He only needs one body to call it a cemetery, so Melania probably just gets a pine box in Potter's field.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2022:
@zeuser More likely he will dig her up a toss her out with the garbage...
I always said there wasn't a lot of difference between a golf course and a cemetery but this might ...
zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2022:
He only needs one body to call it a cemetery, so Melania probably just gets a pine box in Potter's field.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2022:
@zeuser Apparently he is charging her estate 20,000.00 a year for "membership fees" to be buried there.... Makes you wonder doesn't it what happens after he bleeds the trust fund dry...
I always said there wasn't a lot of difference between a golf course and a cemetery but this might ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 2, 2022:
It is no surprise that trump would do something like this. It really shows his kids and their dickness as they were next of kin and had to sign off on the burial.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2022:
Makes you wonder which of those kids is going to fall down the stairs next doesn't it?.....
So China has moved to Florida now... O...kay... 😶 You learn everyday, don't you? 😆
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 1, 2022:
Florida is the limp dick of humanity....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2022:
@Ryo1 I should hope not or you might be mistaken for a Republican homeschooled Christian....
Nice to be above average on something
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2022:
When I was young 9 drinks were considered a good start to the night but these days I keep forgetting that I have beer in the house and still have a 12 pack I bought 6 months ago sitting around collecting dust.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2022:
@Diogenes In my case it is just that I don't feel the need to drink.
Maybe there's a Ted Nugent tee available.
NHjulie comments on Aug 1, 2022:
Great way to start a Monday. Another one along the same vein as Mrs Hippie..
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2022:
Sweet....
I threw out my bingo card!!!
phxbillcee comments on Aug 1, 2022:
"... & the cow jumped over the moon..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2022:
It's Capt. Space Cow...
These conversations are all one sided anyway! :-D
phxbillcee comments on Aug 1, 2022:
"... while saying, "Jebus take the wheel..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2022:
As many accidents as that causes Jesus must be a drunk driver....
Maybe there's a Ted Nugent tee available.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 1, 2022:
Had to sue the insurance company because heavy rain damaged their ark?.... I guess the insurance company wouldn't cover it because "act of god"....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2022:
@zeuser Oh and I nearly forgot to add.... Fuck Sgt Shithead McShittypants....
Phew...That was close...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2022:
Seen that scenario play out before.... Dog(s) chase cat, cat takes ambush position, cat pounces on dog(s) from behind, dog(s) run howling and screaming down the street in extreme pain while bleeding profusely.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2022:
@Theresa_N https://youtu.be/4F4qzPbcFiA
For the record, I've been the problem more than once.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 30, 2022:
I have been the problem at times but most of the time I am accused of being it by the real problem....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 30, 2022:
@zeuser It is a problem I am dealing with on a daily basis right now.... Soon to be over I hope.
Well Liz Truss does not look like Maggy Thatcher.
phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2022:
An FYI - (NOT a bikini shot!!!)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 30, 2022:
@phxbillcee Yeah tax cuts for the rich because those have always worked so well.... So they are replacing Benny Hill with Ronnie Reygunette?....
Gary Larsen 😂
SnowyOwl comments on Jul 29, 2022:
Who doesn't love fruitcake, not your aunt's dried out shitty fruitcake with only a few fruits and nuts obviously but a good fruitcake stuffed with fruit, nuts and then doused in rum - that's a winner.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
Ill take one of those .... hold the fruitcake.
What happens when they dumb them down too much....
of-the-mountain comments on Jul 29, 2022:
Typical obstructionist regressive fascists maga death cult members who would climb aboard anything that is against their own interests, believing they are saving themselves from being outnumbered!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@of-the-mountain Most of them are delusional enough to believe they are superior to others and therefore have the "god given right to own other people as property".... Sick fuckers is all they are. Unwashed garbage in the cesspool of life.
What happens when they dumb them down too much....
of-the-mountain comments on Jul 29, 2022:
Typical obstructionist regressive fascists maga death cult members who would climb aboard anything that is against their own interests, believing they are saving themselves from being outnumbered!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
"Think of it as evolution in action..." Larry Niven
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@FrayedBear The guy who blew up West Texas was a Libertarian who let the Libertarian state of Texas help him avoid "nanny state regulations" so when his equipment failed and blew up the town killing and injuring so many people it all could have been avoided by simple safety inspections done by a responsible government.... Yet what did the state of Texas do? First thing they did was beg the federal government for FEMA help.... Kind of hypocritical don't you think?....
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Alienbeing You are absolutely delusional in your thinking..... Or should I say lack of thinking because you reject every piece of real evidence in favor of your indoctrination just like it was a religion or something....
This chaps name just has to be George Washington! :-D
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 29, 2022:
George Washington never said "I cannot tell a lie" nor did he ever chop down a cherry tree. All that crap was made up bullshit during the McCarthy era. His false teeth were made from animal teeth held together by lead. Abe Lincoln got the nickname "Honest Abe" for being the fairest referee at the ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Beowulfsfriend Yeah his so-called special occasion teeth. Those were for state occasions so to speak . That was sarcasm in case you didn't know it... https://www.mountvernon.org/george-washington/health/washingtons-teeth/george-washington-and-slave-teeth/
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Alienbeing What do Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Peter Thiel all have in common?... They are Libertarians who are huge contributors to the Koch network and anti-government extremists. Jeff Bezos is now trying to take over 'One Medical' which we all know will end badly for anyone foolish enough to do business with them. Privatization has never worked well in this country except for the bottom-feeders who profiteer from it like those three.....
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Alienbeing I think the one who has no clue is you.... The "Libertarian party" has a long history of support from the Koch family who also owns the TEA party and GQP who they donate about one billion dollars to through their network of extremely wealthy donors. The Libertarian party has no real financial support https://www.opensecrets.org/outsidespending/indus.php?cmte=Libertarian+Party=2020 outside of SuperPACs funded by these same self-serving scum who are working to overthrow ths government. They also fund your Libertarian Stink tanks (like CATO and the Heritage Foundation) that indoctrinate fools like you into believing the crap they want you to believe until they get that slave collar around your neck.... https://tultican.com/tag/kochtopus/
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Alienbeing Libertarians are just Republicans who are too stupid to know they are voting for the American Taliban candidates funded by the Koch Mussolini fascists.... except when they vote for the guys with the "R" behind their names... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benito_Mussolini
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Alienbeing Lots of treason weasels have hated Trump but still have worked towards overthrowing the country by supporting scumbags like the TEAparty (AKA the American Taliban) goons.... The GQP of today is nothing more than a collection of Klansmen, Domestic terrorists, Nazis, and other assorted criminal scum.
''I'm offended''
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 28, 2022:
So many with butthurt here.... They know who they are two of them blocked me the same day a couple days back.... Should I name them and shame them?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Austin-Cambridge My fucking country still has "Blue laws" because conservatives can't accept that nudity is a good thing socially. For one example think about how difficult it would be to carry a concealed weapon while naked.....
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@FrayedBear Or any of the others who came to the US on visas and just didn't leave when they expired (this is how the majority of "illegals" end up in the US,,,)..... The reason is "wetback" is a racist term because the border was defined by the Rio Grande river in Texass. Conservative Texans as we all know are some of the least educated and most racist noobs in the country. They are particularly ignorant in subjects like science, law, math, English language skills, the constitution and general history. Which is why they want to turn the clocks back far enough to legalize owning other human beings again.... No matter how often you bathe and perfume a Republican these days you still end up with a subhuman troll who is somehow moronic enough to think slavery was a good thing and should be allowed again...
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@FrayedBear I think he is a floater that just won't go down when you flush the toilet is all... "Illegal aliens" are far more welcome in my state than Republicans....
''I'm offended''
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 28, 2022:
So many with butthurt here.... They know who they are two of them blocked me the same day a couple days back.... Should I name them and shame them?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Austin-Cambridge Fuck that anyone who gets butthurt about a post like that should be shown the door to the world. Unless the post involves illegal activities like child porn or has domestic terrorist content or something similar it's all good. That stuff would make people think we are Republicans or something.
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Alienbeing
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FrayedBear comments on Jul 27, 2022:
LMAO ROFL. One for that patriot @Alienbeing to chew on. Good to see Juice Media expanding its frontiers.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2022:
@Alienbeing I take your ignorant and arrogant condemnation as a compliment.... Republicans like you are treasonous slime nothing should keep the government from stripping you all of citizenship status and exiling you .... And yes it is a perfectly legal punishment for people who hate this country just ask Francis Scott Key.
Adam was returning home late one night at paradise after drinking with the dodo and the unicorn.
puff comments on Jul 28, 2022:
If I was Eve I would be checking on the boys.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2022:
Adam was the first priest?.....
''I'm offended''
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 28, 2022:
So many with butthurt here.... They know who they are two of them blocked me the same day a couple days back.... Should I name them and shame them?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2022:
@Austin-Cambridge The site here is suddenly blocking me from your posts....
Don't believe the hype!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2022:
We'll see...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2022:
@glennlab In the mid 1960s' my parents bought a second hand RCA that came with a remote. It wasn't even electrical it was the old clacker type but it worked. Of course it only controlled volume in four levels of sound had forward and reverse for changing the channels and the whole TV was vacuum tube technology....
Don't believe the hype!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2022:
We'll see...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2022:
@phxbillcee By any chance were you bartender as well?
''I'm offended''
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 28, 2022:
So many with butthurt here.... They know who they are two of them blocked me the same day a couple days back.... Should I name them and shame them?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2022:
@phxbillcee Funny isn't it?... The more conservative they are the bigger the snowflake and the faster they melt the fuck down..... @Austin-Cambridge and @Mary_Christmas ...
Don't believe the hype!
phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2022:
We'll see...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 28, 2022:
@phxbillcee Your parents were either cheap bastards or just loved using slave labor.... The first remote controlled TV hit the market in 1950... https://www.timetoast.com/timelines/the-remote-control-acd2c245-e27f-47a0-8946-8a64bdf61dc6
Nothing to see here just another Republican fundraiser....
dalefvictor comments on Jul 27, 2022:
I read on this site that someone had the idea that the US was going to have a civil war and split because of the decisions of the Supremes. Been thinking about this and if the US were to split then there would be at least two segments that would effect me personally. California, Oregon and ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2022:
@dalefvictor The reason I think this is because the states I mention all depend on California for their own economic heath, Mexico has long ties with California and I think Canada would be able to see the benefit of being a part of a strong economic group. Also if Canada joined other states in the North East would be likely to join in eventually as well. This would be similar to the EU so think of it as a North American Union. With the economic and natural resources of those states and countries combined you could see how many benefits there would be to such a union. The Red States as bad off as they are would likely become something like the old Mad Max movies.
Nothing to see here just another Republican fundraiser....
dalefvictor comments on Jul 27, 2022:
I read on this site that someone had the idea that the US was going to have a civil war and split because of the decisions of the Supremes. Been thinking about this and if the US were to split then there would be at least two segments that would effect me personally. California, Oregon and ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 27, 2022:
Actually I figure Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, Hawaii and Colorado would add themselves to the West coast. We might also add Canada and Mexico if things go how I expect making us once again the largest economy in the world. California is NOT the 8th largest it is the 5th largest....
Mercury retrograde.
azzow2 comments on Jul 25, 2022:
What does retrograde actually mean BTW?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2022:
@Gnarloc Actually it means that humans of that time period didn't have the equipment to make proper observations of the planets. People who still believe in the crap that people misinterpreted thousands of years ago are just stupid and gullible....
New math.....
Gnarloc comments on Jul 25, 2022:
The sad part is he left the economy in ruin... but Thumpers can't see it.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2022:
@Gnarloc Pathetic is more appropriate....
Mercury retrograde.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2022:
Why does anyone believe that crap to begin with?....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2022:
@MerlinZap In my personal opinion books on either subject could be put to better use wiping your ass...
Mercury retrograde.
azzow2 comments on Jul 25, 2022:
What does retrograde actually mean BTW?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 26, 2022:
A retrograde planet obits (retrograde orbit) in reverse of other planets or spins in the opposite direction (retrograde spin) of the other planets in the system.... Neither of which is really a danger except to the planet itself and even then only under certain conditions as I understand it... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apparent_retrograde_motion
New math.....
Gnarloc comments on Jul 25, 2022:
The sad part is he left the economy in ruin... but Thumpers can't see it.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 25, 2022:
They just blame it on everyone else....
What say you?
phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:
Rude, crude & socially undesirable - (BTW, which would you give up, bro?)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 25, 2022:
I am betting his ass....
This has totally put me off shopping forever! :-D
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 24, 2022:
One of many reasons I don't shop at Walmart....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 25, 2022:
@AnneWimsey I live in Southern California.... People who do stuff like this tend to shop at Walmart here....
Power of non-religious beliefs
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 24, 2022:
Funny they do that to me when I start sharing the facts about their religious beliefs....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2022:
@Diogenes I started reading before age six and had read the bible before i was nine (KJV). I had figured out before I was halfway through the OT that it was hate filled garbage that should under no circumstances be tolerated and told my parents I didn't believe that crap. I have never and will never condone any religion we see in the world today or from the past as it all damages society and my personal opinion is that it should be abolished.
Power of non-religious beliefs
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 24, 2022:
Funny they do that to me when I start sharing the facts about their religious beliefs....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2022:
@Diogenes I just love shitting in their personal plate of spastic fucknuttery when they spew their nonsense at me.... When I was about 12 to 14 my family had gone to Salt Lake City and my father foolishly signed their guestbook letting them know he was related to the Vetterly family.... For two long years we were getting two or three visits a week from foolish kids trying to convert us all into their cult. My parents tried playing that were weren't home (like that ever worked with the morons) until I got tired of the games and answered the door looking them straight in the eyes told them "If you are affiliated with any religious organization please go to hell" After a month of them no longer showing up my parents finally admitted they were not going to contact us anymore and stopped bitching at me. They could have at least thanked me....
This has totally put me off shopping forever! :-D
MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 24, 2022:
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2022:
@MichelleGar1 https://youtu.be/YXG75IzUQ9A
This has totally put me off shopping forever! :-D
MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 24, 2022:
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2022:
Probably where she keeps her money.... Another good reason to shop with your debit card....
Power of non-religious beliefs
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 24, 2022:
Funny they do that to me when I start sharing the facts about their religious beliefs....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2022:
@Diogenes But I have fun watching them turn all purple and shit..... I have even had a few cuss at me before leaving.
Power of non-religious beliefs
phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:
I love to stand there & explain to them just why I am an atheist...they tend not to return...;-)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 24, 2022:
Giving them a history lesson about the reality behind their silly cults can get you blackballed for life.... Hey I never ASKED them to show up so it isn't like I will be brokenhearted that they never come back right?...
Happy Saturday!!!! 😂😂😂❤😂❤😂❤😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2022:
Number 4 was me in school...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2022:
@Garban Raise mine in the basement these days.... Like all kids should be I keep em in the dark and feed em bullshit.
Happy Saturday!!!! 😂😂😂❤😂❤😂❤😂
glennlab comments on Jul 23, 2022:
It looks like it boob sweat season where the stores won't accept bra or sock money.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2022:
Or even worse panty bank funds....
Happy Saturday!!!! 😂😂😂❤😂❤😂❤😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2022:
Number 4 was me in school...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2022:
@Garban Does anyone actually live in Florida?... I thought they just existed. I have only gotten worse as the decades pass.... Some people say I never grew up I just keep getting riper every year.
Happy Saturday!!!! 😂😂😂❤😂❤😂❤😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2022:
Number 4 was me in school...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2022:
@Garban 2 years after you were born "Florida Man..." How else do you think your mom got knocked up?...
It's been a while since I posted a Florida man one.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2022:
Hard to beat Matt Geatz....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2022:
@glennlab Yeah she said something about him being a "Minute Man..." because a girl was lucky if he lasted that long...
Children's book ?
St-Sinner comments on Jul 23, 2022:
Teenage pregnancies will rise.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2022:
Especally in the Deep South where that is the reading level of most teenage Evangelical conservatives....
The results are in!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2022:
Yeah that was my ex-wife....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2022:
@FrayedBear What does the title say?.... Can you read well enough to see that it can apply to either a man or a woman?.... I guess not...
The results are in!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2022:
Yeah that was my ex-wife....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2022:
@FrayedBear So what you are saying is you can't read English?....
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2022:
That's a mind fuck.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2022:
Sounds more like the other end to me....
Just say no.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2022:
Religion is a drug that is worse than heroin and meth combined.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2022:
@AnneWimsey Which is why I do my best to avoid them....
Another, you had one job
racocn8 comments on Jul 21, 2022:
Just move the house over 4 feet.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:
@glennlab A Chinese engineer would turn the door upside down.... and hope you didn't notice.
Another, you had one job
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2022:
Dyslexic contractor?... Easy fix just get out the forklift....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:
@p-nullifidian Easier for someone to break in and burglarize you....
Only supposed to be 101 today, a fucking cold front
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2022:
temperature here is only supposed to hit 97 today last few days it was around 101 to 105.... with 5% humidity. Hardly worth turning on the A/C but my cat would kill me if I didn't.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:
@silverotter11 Sure sometimes it makes it all the way down to 75 F
Only supposed to be 101 today, a fucking cold front
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2022:
temperature here is only supposed to hit 97 today last few days it was around 101 to 105.... with 5% humidity. Hardly worth turning on the A/C but my cat would kill me if I didn't.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:
@glennlab Nothing like a definite maybe for an answer.....
Only supposed to be 101 today, a fucking cold front
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2022:
temperature here is only supposed to hit 97 today last few days it was around 101 to 105.... with 5% humidity. Hardly worth turning on the A/C but my cat would kill me if I didn't.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:
@glennlab Is that sweat or are you drowning?...
Another, you had one job
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2022:
Dyslexic contractor?... Easy fix just get out the forklift....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:
@glennlab About a 5 ton long fork and 5 minutes work.... Unless you want a small porch.
In the news.
Seriousreason comments on Jul 21, 2022:
Finding it hard to believe a drugstore pharmacist woukd refuse a sale & deny someone condoms. How warped in the head you must be to cause the misery & hardship of an wanted pregnancy on someone & think that's a good thing.. Refusal to assist a person if required. in gaining access to ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:
@Seriousreason This is part #31 of a series listing GQP child sexual abusers (convictions or proven cases only) Maybe you could provide a list of Democrats? There are a few but they are vastly outnumbered by Republicans.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/4/17/2092543/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-31
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Seriousreason comments on Jul 21, 2022:
Finding it hard to believe a drugstore pharmacist woukd refuse a sale & deny someone condoms. How warped in the head you must be to cause the misery & hardship of an wanted pregnancy on someone & think that's a good thing.. Refusal to assist a person if required. in gaining access to ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:
@Seriousreason 45 Convicted Republican Pedophiles: 45 Convicted Republican Pedophiles: 1. Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida. 2. Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. 3. Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. 4. Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor. 5. Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. 6. Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls. 7. Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl. 8. Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child. 9. Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile. 10. Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl. 11. Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail. 12. Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos. 13. Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children. 14. Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child. 15. Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page. 16. Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter. 17. Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman* was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. 18. Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. 19. Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD. 20. Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks* was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy...
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Seriousreason comments on Jul 21, 2022:
Finding it hard to believe a drugstore pharmacist woukd refuse a sale & deny someone condoms. How warped in the head you must be to cause the misery & hardship of an wanted pregnancy on someone & think that's a good thing.. Refusal to assist a person if required. in gaining access to ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:
@Seriousreason Yes they do still have some Nazis in the Ukraine but if you look at Russia they are factually a government run by Nazis who are Fascists.... Pedos are generally right wing and the farther to the right the more likely they have records of rape and child rape no different than the churches that are far right... (Catholic, Baptist, Mormon, etc)... Trump himself admitted he was sexually harassing preteen girls in his beauty pageants which is why he was forced to sell them. He was also one of Jeffery Epstein's biggest clients and while Epstein may have been a big Democratic donor he only backed the Clinton wing whom are Reagan Democrats by policy. Did you know that it was Hillary Clinton and Newt Gingrich who co-wrote most of the "Bank Modernization Act" which repealed Glass Steagall?..... Of course you didn't because you don't listen to news you listen to propaganda like Fox or Newsmax... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass%E2%80%93Steagall_legislation
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Seriousreason comments on Jul 21, 2022:
Finding it hard to believe a drugstore pharmacist woukd refuse a sale & deny someone condoms. How warped in the head you must be to cause the misery & hardship of an wanted pregnancy on someone & think that's a good thing.. Refusal to assist a person if required. in gaining access to ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:
Couple things you got wrong.... Russians are corrupt Nazis and this war is proving it.... Also Pedophilia is a right-wing vice.... Oh and yes those horror stories are all true....
Give my regards to Broadway!
p-nullifidian comments on Jul 20, 2022:
Your landlord clearly thought that insect carcass removal was not part of his job as a painter. He must belong to the same school of thought as the Pennsylvania road striping crew who ignored the roadkill and just kept right on painting. 😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2022:
@joeandbarb Damned Possums wouldn't be a problem if they were that easy to get rid of.Smack them with a broom handle when they show up and the stinky little bastards are back the next night just more wary and harder to hit. I just got another one tonight so that accounts for the ones I know are showing up but within a week or two I will no doubt have three or four more show up. The real problem is the reproduction rate. Each female can produce up to 40 offspring a year 55% of which are females. Even at 50% females if you start with 5 breeding females with plenty of forage and no predators by the second year you have 210 possums, the year after 4410 possums and in the wild without predators they can live 5 to 8 years. Anyone who thinks they are good in an urban environment I will be happy to ship all the ones I catch to as long as they live more than 100 miles from me....I have $5,000.00 that says within 5 years they are going to change their mind no matter how fucking stupid they are. Sooner if one gets into their attic because in 6 months if your home hasn't burned down because they chewed your electrical wiring they will be close to making your home uninhabitable pissing and shitting up there.
Give my regards to Broadway!
racocn8 comments on Jul 20, 2022:
I used to do a lot of house painting. Not being fond of spiders, I had no qualms about adding them to the drying paint.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:
How foolish.... Spiders eat the cockroaches and keep the numbers down until you get the tenets moved in.....
Give my regards to Broadway!
p-nullifidian comments on Jul 20, 2022:
Your landlord clearly thought that insect carcass removal was not part of his job as a painter. He must belong to the same school of thought as the Pennsylvania road striping crew who ignored the roadkill and just kept right on painting. 😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:
That reminds me of a little song.... https://youtu.be/wt-o2xlffWo
Give my regards to Broadway!
p-nullifidian comments on Jul 20, 2022:
Your landlord clearly thought that insect carcass removal was not part of his job as a painter. He must belong to the same school of thought as the Pennsylvania road striping crew who ignored the roadkill and just kept right on painting. 😂
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:
@phxbillcee Ramen to that buddy.... I killed and dumped four of the bastards just last week. I found out the city was letting the bastards go a couple hundred yards down the road because "they are great for the ecology..." Fucking idiots they are fucking destructive and my yard was starting to smell of their piss and shit. I have plants that are sickly and broken up and partly eaten. When I figure how much this cost me I am thinking about sending them a bill.....
AOC Sits In Invisible Police Car Awaiting Transport To Invisible Jail - [babylonbee.com]
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2022:
Gad what a stupid post.... All we see is Pelosi backing anti-abortion Democrats like Henry Cueller and stupid C.U.N.T.s like you making fun of people who are actually trying to stop the Republicunts from destroying the country....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:
@BDair
Give my regards to Broadway!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2022:
This is actually more common than you might think... https://www.newsweek.com/tenants-nightmare-landlord-tales-painted-sockets-mold-1609146
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:
@Beowulfsfriend Whenever I did repairs for a landlord they were always done right and they were happy to pay me more because they didn't have to worry about what I did. In many cases I even saved them money doing repairs that other people claimed were impossible or way to expensive to consider at a reasonable price.
AOC Sits In Invisible Police Car Awaiting Transport To Invisible Jail - [babylonbee.com]
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2022:
Gad what a stupid post.... All we see is Pelosi backing anti-abortion Democrats like Henry Cueller and stupid C.U.N.T.s like you making fun of people who are actually trying to stop the Republicunts from destroying the country....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:
@BDair Must be why Donald the Dumbass was just at a political rally in AZ.... https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-pence-hold-dueling-campaign-events-friday-arizona/story?id=87009376
AOC Sits In Invisible Police Car Awaiting Transport To Invisible Jail - [babylonbee.com]
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2022:
Gad what a stupid post.... All we see is Pelosi backing anti-abortion Democrats like Henry Cueller and stupid C.U.N.T.s like you making fun of people who are actually trying to stop the Republicunts from destroying the country....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:
@BDair I am certain you are an idiot that can't figure out that the Babylon Bee is a Trumpanzee site because you are a cretin... Posting crap from a website that belittles anyone with a point of view to the left of Hitler, Putin, Donald the Dumbass or Mitch the Bitch McConnell makes you as pathetic as they are. https://www.thebulwark.com/what-happened-to-the-babylon-bee/
AOC Sits In Invisible Police Car Awaiting Transport To Invisible Jail - [babylonbee.com]
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2022:
Gad what a stupid post.... All we see is Pelosi backing anti-abortion Democrats like Henry Cueller and stupid C.U.N.T.s like you making fun of people who are actually trying to stop the Republicunts from destroying the country....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:
@BDair There you go again shitposting stupid pro-Nazi crap. You sound like the orange flying monkey fling his shit at those he disagrees with and linking stupid far right-wing garbage sites to your posts...
I was the customer tho
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2022:
Well if she complains just say "What? You never heard of a man slut?..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2022:
@joeandbarb Or you can start singng "Hi Hoe"....
What I want on my headstone...
ASTRALMAX comments on Jul 18, 2022:
During a televised interview, Umberto Eco was asked what he would like for his epitaph and he replied: “This is the philosopher’s stone.”
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2022:
@ASTRALMAX The shielding needs to be there anyway and the Protons are the reason why. It is simply a side effect of running the reaction the only problem is that you can't do anything with the gold because it is unstable giving off radiation. I would hardly be surprised if some of Russia's gold reserves didn't come from Chernobyl....
This guy needed a new selfie for his profile.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2022:
Should have left him to climb out on his own and taught him a lesson...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2022:
@Betty With all the damage stupid people are doing to this world when one does something like this sympathy becomes just another word between shit and syphilis in the dictionary...
What I want on my headstone...
ASTRALMAX comments on Jul 18, 2022:
During a televised interview, Umberto Eco was asked what he would like for his epitaph and he replied: “This is the philosopher’s stone.”
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2022:
@ASTRALMAX, @phxbillcee Actually Fission works as well as a percentage of the lead used for shielding is transformed into gold. Proton bombardment will do that you know...
What I want on my headstone...
ASTRALMAX comments on Jul 18, 2022:
During a televised interview, Umberto Eco was asked what he would like for his epitaph and he replied: “This is the philosopher’s stone.”
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2022:
@ASTRALMAX Being a science and history buff I already knew that....
What I want on my headstone...
ASTRALMAX comments on Jul 18, 2022:
During a televised interview, Umberto Eco was asked what he would like for his epitaph and he replied: “This is the philosopher’s stone.”
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2022:
Or th Barny Stone so your friends all drop by for a piss and everyone else kisses it.....
It is a civil debate
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2022:
Coffee or tea but no pee.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2022:
@phxbillcee If it happened I have no doubt a tape of it does exist knowing how the Russians operate. The fact that it hasn't appeared means that either it didn't happen or far more likely Putin still thinks the Dumpster may be of some use....
It is a civil debate
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 18, 2022:
Coffee or tea but no pee.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2022:
@phxbillcee Yeah he would demand diet Coke... How anyone can drink shit like that is beyond me. Any normal person would likely prefer pee to diet Coke.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 17, 2022:
Reminded me of the guy who walks into the bar with a 12 inch tall man sitting on his shoulder. The man orders a round for the house. After the bartender doles out drinks, the little man jumps off the guy's shoulder, runs down the bar kicking over the drinks. The man just shakes his head and says, ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 17, 2022:
And the moral of the story is: "Be careful what you wish for you might just get it..."
You could be happy
Garban comments on Jul 17, 2022:
Haven’t seen you post in a while. Welcome back!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 17, 2022:
@St-Sinner Hookers keeping you busy are they?....
I would marry him, too. 😆
amymcmxcii comments on Jul 16, 2022:
Great gift! I'd take it. Better than a date who wants you to pay your own way then lend him 20$
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 16, 2022:
Well at least you know how we feel after dates.... Get dressed up, take her to a nice restaurant and all she does is complain about the food after you spent $200.00 between meal and tip.... Of course the next week you hear from your friends about how she is bitching that you didn't call her the next day for a second date...
Unbelievably moronic Texas real estate agents keep calling me to buy a property I don't even own.
of-the-mountain comments on Jul 15, 2022:
Those fuck up assholes text you also!!! What a bunch of brain dead greedy fuck wads!!! I do not own anything of value!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 15, 2022:
Feel free to record this message on their voice mail.....I figure if they get the same song playing 20 to 30 times a day at them they will likely find another scam. The property they keep bothering me about is on the Historical properties list here as the oldest surviving home in the county and as such they can't develop it or tear it down and the present owner rents it for events anyway at $5,000.00 for a 12 hour day. If I was the owner that would be more money than I receive every month so I would tell them to fuck off anyway.
Unbelievably moronic Texas real estate agents keep calling me to buy a property I don't even own.
MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 15, 2022:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 15, 2022:
@MichelleGar1 Just think the next time Ted Cruz is out campaigning if you have a very loud sound system you can play this for him....
Unbelievably moronic Texas real estate agents keep calling me to buy a property I don't even own.
MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 15, 2022:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 15, 2022:
I am getting tired of trying to explain to these inbred, drooling, gun waving, treason weasel, draftdodgers that they have the wrong number. I block a number and they call or text from another so I figure why not have some fun and let others join in.... If they get flooded with messages that are mostly this song they might just get the idea they might need to start doing a better job.
I always wondered where that sobriquet originated...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2022:
Hey look the Texas governor's official hat.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 15, 2022:
@zeuser Texas where women are treated with less respect than livestock....

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