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Just so you know!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

You finally noticed did you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2022:

@RobertNappi2 There is a simple solution to that.... Never give stupid people any slack to start with... https://youtu.be/FzIRdLRcYz0

God, I hate it! It's so annoying! 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

They teach them that in marketing to increase sales because people have to keep wandering through the store to find what they need it increases impulse buying.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2022:

@Ryo1 I went grocery store a couple years back and needed some superglue as well to fix some stuff around the house. I checked the stationary isle and couldn't find it so I asked the stocking clerk if they were out and when more would come in.... He directed me to the end cap on the chips isle so I asked him what kind of moron thought that up.... The manager was standing behind me at the time and he started laughing.... guess where it has been ever since..... Hopefully word got back to the main office and they fired some idiots....

God, I hate it! It's so annoying! 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2022:

They teach them that in marketing to increase sales because people have to keep wandering through the store to find what they need it increases impulse buying.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 14, 2022:

The reality is that post COVID it is lowering sales because people are far more likely to buy online and have it delivered instead....

To all my British and Commonwealth friends

p-nullifidian comments on Sep 13, 2022:

For all these years the words “Her Majesty” and “James Bond” have been inextricably linked. It’s going to be hard for me to adjust to hearing 007 refer to His Majesty! 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2022:

I don't know about that I hear he plans on being a little bitch....

This beats high school reunion.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

That would be me on my ebike....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2022:

@Betty More like a wire brush

Yup...I'm feeling it!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2022:

And the worst part of all is when parts start falling off...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2022:

@Betty Hair mostly but on the bright side I save a lot of money on haircuts...

Mm..........Is this the artist formerly known as "Princess" :-D

FrayedBear comments on Sep 13, 2022:

Who is she?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2022:

More importantly nobody cares....

This beats high school reunion.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

That would be me on my ebike....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 13, 2022:

@Betty Only if I don't shave for more than a day or two....

Simply by replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87%.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Green tea sucks the joy out of everything....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 12, 2022:

@anglophone I will stick with black teas like Irish breakfast or Earl grey thanks.... Though Blackberry and Black currant teas are nice when sweetened with stevia are like a nice hot cup of dessert with zero calories...

Is there a reward???

Betty comments on Sep 12, 2022:

How bad were the floors in the house that even a Roomba needed to escape!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 12, 2022:

Probably went to find a new home that would keep the charger out for him and empty the bin once in a while....

the vatican must be getting desperate

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2022:

For almost 300 years now....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 12, 2022:

@phxbillcee Yeah my bad ever since Martin Luther started gaining traction they were getting edgy but the real desperation started kicking in when people started saying "we don't want religion in government anymore..." That was almost 300 years ago during the Age of Enlightenment and the first successful occurrence was the founding of the United States but the religitards keep trying their best to force it back in....

I get things done

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2022:

You forgot you red flag since it extends beyond the body of your vehicle. lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 12, 2022:

Only required if it extends past 18 inches sorry....

No, can't do.

Focus1 comments on Sep 11, 2022:

Yes like cutting your dick off makes you a woman!!! Bizarre!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 11, 2022:

Like having one to begin with makes you a man....

As long as they're tasty, I think I'm OK with that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

If they are smart enough to make a plan to kill us they are also smart enough to know that afterwards not only will they have no purpose but will have no ability to maintain or replicate themselves.... AI horror stories are based on a faulty premise....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 11, 2022:

@WilliamCharles Minerva the planetary AI.... Then you had his ship the Dora and Athene who was Minerva's baby sister. Of course in other books you had Mycroft Holmes in the Moon is a Harsh mistress and Gay Deceiver from the Number of the Beast....

A life of worship all for nothing! :-D

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2022:

And a son taking the throne who intends to go R.O.A.D.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 11, 2022:

@Austin-Cambridge Military term... Retired on active duty...

How to behave as a musical icon.... [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Sep 11, 2022:

The Blue Man Crew are always incredible.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 11, 2022:

I cracked up at the very beginning of the video with the voice from above....

As long as they're tasty, I think I'm OK with that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

If they are smart enough to make a plan to kill us they are also smart enough to know that afterwards not only will they have no purpose but will have no ability to maintain or replicate themselves.... AI horror stories are based on a faulty premise....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 11, 2022:

@WilliamCharles Try reading the book "Time Enough for Love..."

always the same

St-Sinner comments on Sep 10, 2022:

Yes, that's right, here is another fact. 1961 in India was about how terrible miscalculation the then PM did and China attacked and took land in a war soon after.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 10, 2022:

@St-Sinner I remember a while back India tried to build a submarine but it burned at the dock and the only thing that kept it from sinking was the dock it was at was a dry dock....

Now on sale! Ships from China. No returns please.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2022:

Finally a sex bot that can find both the clit and G-spot....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 10, 2022:

@AnneWimsey As many horny women as there are in the world you should be asking about replacement parts and service....

always the same

MerlinZap comments on Sep 10, 2022:

I tried to tell George W, they have sand in their pants, they are pissed at everyone. If you go in there they will just be pissed at us. He never listened.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 10, 2022:

Why tell him anything the entire family is a case of de-evolution.... Prescott Bush tried unsuccessfully to overthrow the country in the 1930s' HW Bush was the father of Arab Terrorism and W was the father of the Bushism.... Read more of Slate’s coverage of the end of Bush’s presidency. I started gathering Bush’s verbal slip-ups while covering his first presidential campaign. From the first one we published in Slate in October 1999—”The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?”—adding to the collection has been my main pleasure, perhaps my only pleasure, in watching the man. Since then, I’ve collected—with help from Slate readers—more than 500 Bushisms. What follows is a list of my 25 favorites. There were many to choose from, but in my opinion, the greatest Bushism of all was delivered on Aug. 5, 2004, when the president declared: “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” Advertisement People often assume that because I’ve spent the past nine years collecting Bushisms, I must despise George W. Bush. To the contrary, Bushisms fill me with affection for the man—and not just because of the income stream they’ve generated. I find the Bush who flails with words, unlike the Bush who flails with policy, to be an endearing character. Instead of a villain, he makes himself into an irresistible buffoon, like Mrs. Malaprop, Archie Bunker, or Homer Simpson. Bush treats words the way he treated recalcitrant European leaders: When they won’t do what he wants them to, he tries to bully them into submission. Through his willful, improvisational, and incompetent use of language, he tempers (very slightly) his willful, improvisational, and incompetent use of government. You can’t, in the end, despise someone who regrets that, because of the rising cost of malpractice insurance, “[t]oo many OB/GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.” It helps his case that Bush, like Yogi Berra, is in on the joke. This was clear from the first White House correspondents’ dinner, in March 2001, when the new president read from the first collection of Bushisms, which he described as like Mao’s “little red book,” only not in Chinese. “Now ladies and gentlemen,” he said, “you have to admit that in my sentences I go where no man has gone before.” Of course, he bumbled his speech, claiming that he’d invented the term misunderstanding. He meant to say “misunderestimated.” Being able to laugh at yourself is a rare quality in a leader. It’s one thing George W. Bush can do that Bill Clinton couldn’t. Unfortunately, as we bid farewell to Bushisms, we must ...

The condescending club ,won’t explain it , you won’t understand

AnneWimsey comments on Sep 9, 2022:

I believe that should be The Condescention Club, doncha know

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2022:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Condescention

Just checking on you.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Naw, just giving it a rest...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2022:

In keeping with the musical beat?....

The condescending club ,won’t explain it , you won’t understand

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Go ahead, give it a shot.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Need you?.... Yes. Can you?.... No.

At least one of these would not make me more comfortable, can you guess?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2022:

My guess is the diet that works...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2022:

But I could be wrong after all you may not have missed that call after all....

Did anyone else out there sneeze so hard they shit their pants today?

Marionville comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Never happens to me….I must be anally retentive!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2022:

@Marionville Look at the one calling himself @Brandy from Beaverton Ore he was on this post and as soon as I spotted his profile and checked it he blocked me...

Did anyone else out there sneeze so hard they shit their pants today?

Marionville comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Never happens to me….I must be anally retentive!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2022:

@Marionville You see them you just don't notice them....

Did anyone else out there sneeze so hard they shit their pants today?

Marionville comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Never happens to me….I must be anally retentive!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2022:

@Marionville I noticed we also have some spammers in the mix as well... One from India claiming to sell "real gems in .925 sterling" and another as well why they have to be so tiresome I have no idea...

Did anyone else out there sneeze so hard they shit their pants today?

Marionville comments on Sep 9, 2022:

Never happens to me….I must be anally retentive!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 9, 2022:

I just happened across these memes and thought to myself "anyone who doesn't laugh about these must have shit themselves sneezing today..." Including the new scam account calling himself "Brandy" this time...

Which door is yours....

silverotter11 comments on Sep 8, 2022:

I have no clue what this is about.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2022:

@silverotter11 Short for "blabbering".... yeah sexist I agree....

Life of a grammar nazi 😆

MerlinZap comments on Sep 8, 2022:

What do you expect, she sleeps with a squirell.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2022:

probably her alter-ego....

Which door is yours....

silverotter11 comments on Sep 8, 2022:

I have no clue what this is about.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2022:

Men's room and women's room....

This can't be right...

HankSherman comments on Sep 8, 2022:

Sounds more like a new yorker, texians generally go more for assault rifles

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2022:

12GA pump is best..... Just the sound of jacking a shell into the breech is enough to cause them to piss their pants....

A nun gets out of bed she meets another nun who smiles and says “Someone got out of the wrong ...

p-nullifidian comments on Sep 7, 2022:

I wonder how the mother superior knew those slippers belonged to the bishop? 😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 8, 2022:

@p-nullifidian You didn't think of the obvious question though..... How many men hang around a nunnery?

Shocking experience

FrayedBear comments on Sep 7, 2022:

A NSW local council had to change its safety policy after a licensed electrician it hired as a contractor tried to ascertain the voltage with a voltmeter designed for 450 volts maximum by connecting, using a test prod held in each hand, between two terminals carrying 40,000 volts. I recalled they ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2022:

@MerlinZap We had a copper thief out here try to steal some cable from a substation... I hear they kept him alive for awhile though I doubt he appreciated it since the 125,000 volts supposedly cooked him to the point he had no arms or legs left and most of his torso was on the crispy side as well... Doing his part for the gene pool and I kind of wonder how long it will be before the next one is stupid enough to climb a 20 foot high fence with steel bolt cutters to pull the same stupid stunt.... Seems to me they put a lot of effort into committing suicide when there are so many much easier and less painful methods out there...

too expensive for me

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 7, 2022:

Looks terribly uncomfortable. A high school friend's mother had a statue of Jesus holding a cross. I discovered that the cross came out, revealing a Jesus giving the peace sign. That woman hated me for decades - she also blamed me for her son not becoming a priest. Yea, sure lady, I didn't knock ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Catholics are whack jobs it comes with the territory.... I mean who else would castrate children to be in a church choir?....

A nun gets out of bed she meets another nun who smiles and says “Someone got out of the wrong ...

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2022:

What kind of meat do priests eat? nun.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2022:

And here I thought it was altarboy....

I warned you that it was coming.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2022:

Is it cold or are her nipples just happy to see me?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2022:

@glennlab Have you considered glasses?....

too expensive for me

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 7, 2022:

Looks terribly uncomfortable. A high school friend's mother had a statue of Jesus holding a cross. I discovered that the cross came out, revealing a Jesus giving the peace sign. That woman hated me for decades - she also blamed me for her son not becoming a priest. Yea, sure lady, I didn't knock ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2022:

Did you put a doobie in his mouth?.... Just asking because with the peace sign it seemed appropriate....

I was just wondering if Sterling pound notes will have "In Liz we Truss" printed on them? :-D

Diogenes comments on Sep 6, 2022:

Hey mates---- 'NUTHIN'' could be worse than Bo Jo. I know nothing about Brit. politics, but Bo, with that Bo hair, was a world-class clown!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2022:

@FrayedBear

end of an era

Moravian comments on Sep 6, 2022:

One was a compassionate human being and the other four were inanimate objects controlled by others.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2022:

@Moravian Actually his reasons for those democratic reforms was fear..... With the collapse of the USSR the Russian population was headed towards revolt and he needed help from the west to feed his people largely because he didn't want to end up like Czar Nicky....

A nun gets out of bed she meets another nun who smiles and says “Someone got out of the wrong ...

p-nullifidian comments on Sep 7, 2022:

I wonder how the mother superior knew those slippers belonged to the bishop? 😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2022:

I would be wondering how every nun in the convent knew.....

I was just wondering if Sterling pound notes will have "In Liz we Truss" printed on them? :-D

Diogenes comments on Sep 6, 2022:

Hey mates---- 'NUTHIN'' could be worse than Bo Jo. I know nothing about Brit. politics, but Bo, with that Bo hair, was a world-class clown!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2022:

@Diogenes The world has way too many morons in it but he does insist on acting like one doesn't he?....

end of an era

Moravian comments on Sep 6, 2022:

One was a compassionate human being and the other four were inanimate objects controlled by others.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2022:

@Moravian True which has nothing to do with why both the Ukraine and Finland fought with the Nazis in WW2.... Both countries had been unwilling slave states to Russia for almost 500 years and couldn't find anyone willing to help them gain independence from either the Czars or the Communists... It was the collapse of the USSR that gave them a weak independence though Russia has attracted the Ukraine several times since and Finland is under constant threats. Take a look at Ukrainian history and you will find they have been subjected to several purges over the centuries some of them genocidal in nature.and that started centuries before Stalin. Ronny the Raygun was an idiot and just the Russian space program alone was bankrupting the USSR along with their comic misadventure of a military. All those tanks everyone was so worried about during the cold war maybe one in every twenty actually ran.... That and their missiles weren't only likely to explode on launch if they could launch they were pretty inaccurate as well. While they did have some good weaponry they didn't have a very professional military to use it and most of their GDP was wasted in producing weapons for the communist block so they had enough money to buy food for the population to keep them from rioting.

I was just wondering if Sterling pound notes will have "In Liz we Truss" printed on them? :-D

Diogenes comments on Sep 6, 2022:

Hey mates---- 'NUTHIN'' could be worse than Bo Jo. I know nothing about Brit. politics, but Bo, with that Bo hair, was a world-class clown!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 7, 2022:

@p-nullifidian he spreads propaganda for Putin.... In this case he blames Biden and the president of the Ukraine for Putin starting the war against the Ukraine. Pretty fucking stupid when Putin himself has admitted he started the war himself.

Is she really wrong?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2022:

Then blowjobs are candy and sex is dinner....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 6, 2022:

@St-Sinner Chocolate fudge surprise....

I was just wondering if Sterling pound notes will have "In Liz we Truss" printed on them? :-D

Diogenes comments on Sep 6, 2022:

Hey mates---- 'NUTHIN'' could be worse than Bo Jo. I know nothing about Brit. politics, but Bo, with that Bo hair, was a world-class clown!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 6, 2022:

@FrayedBear You really love showing your ignorance don't you?... If you love Putin so much offer to suck his dick and he might give you a place in Moscow....

end of an era

Moravian comments on Sep 6, 2022:

One was a compassionate human being and the other four were inanimate objects controlled by others.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 6, 2022:

@Moravian Hell yes because I don't see anyone there who gave a shit about anyone but themselves....

end of an era

Moravian comments on Sep 6, 2022:

One was a compassionate human being and the other four were inanimate objects controlled by others.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 6, 2022:

Which one?.....

Totally. I live in Texas but I am on his side.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2022:

However singing about what a shitty life you have and how your wife ran off with your best friend while you hit your dog with your truck and the train wrecked your truck..... That is country music... Depressing shit that makes you want to eat a gun barrel please don't inflict it on me.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 6, 2022:

@Moravian I can't say I would blame it.....

What would one do with a second mustache?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2022:

Why pay for a tattoo when you can get one for free in prison?.... Your family is already disappointed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 4, 2022:

@phxbillcee I don't have any... and never been to prison. I therefore bow to your superior experience...

Where is this place...

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2022:

Yes, of course. What about my wiener?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 4, 2022:

This guy?...

Barricaded at work because there was a robbery at the bank next door and the suspects ran away! ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

So when they robbed the bank did they get all $5?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 To be fair Trump and his GQP have been keeping them really busy investigating and filing charges....

Barricaded at work because there was a robbery at the bank next door and the suspects ran away! ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

So when they robbed the bank did they get all $5?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 I bank differently myself my brick and mortar bank is the local credit union but the interest rate is crap so I keep less than $20 combined in my checking and savings accounts (after paying my bills) but have a great credit card rate with them (11.99%). I also have a checking and savings account at Ally bank which has no fees and pays .1% on checking and 1.85% on savings (no minimum balance) right now as well as supplying free checks which a bank would charge $30 for. Then I have another savings account at Discover bank which pays 1.70% (no minimum and no fees) and am thinking about a third checking account but they don't pay interest however they do pay 1% cash back on all ATM purchases and give free checks. That with their credit card makes it a nice bank to have. (FYI if you want to apply for their card let me know and I can send a link so you can get $100 for using the card for 3 months and with their approval process you won't get the hard hit (on Experian only) until after they give you the card.)

Barricaded at work because there was a robbery at the bank next door and the suspects ran away! ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

So when they robbed the bank did they get all $5?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Piss poor planning if you ask me .... He should have gone in just after opening on payday or waited for tomorrow so he had labor day weekend working for him to disable the alarms and break into the vault. With the right tools you can crack the safety deposit boxes and get the valuables that people are hiding from the IRS and won't report stolen.... My father was a bank manager for over 30 years so I picked up these things when there were robberies we had bets going on which ones would get caught and how soon.

Barricaded at work because there was a robbery at the bank next door and the suspects ran away! ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

So when they robbed the bank did they get all $5?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Going to be difficult to read it from jail I would think.... Weird Wilbur was right in his song "Fuck You Texas" the banks there are "Are all too poor to rob..."

Barricaded at work because there was a robbery at the bank next door and the suspects ran away! ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

So when they robbed the bank did they get all $5?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 When I went to the store yesterday I saw McDonald's here is sill trying desperately to hire people to work for them with huge banner signs out front saying they are starting people at $16 an hour..... Since they have had these up for a year now it looks like they don't have much in the way of interest since Del Taco seems to have no trouble finding workers but they are offering $19 an hour to start... Seems to me to be a safer and far more lucrative proposition than robbing banks in Texas...

Barricaded at work because there was a robbery at the bank next door and the suspects ran away! ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

So when they robbed the bank did they get all $5?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 $3.50?.... WOW now he is a rich Texan....

When you are invited by the girl you just met to her sister's wedding and find out the jokes weren't...

BD66 comments on Sep 3, 2022:

We would all be much better off if Biden had stuck with the banjo rather than going into politics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2022:

fact-check-man-greeted-by-trump-at-rally-not-wounded-veteran https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-trump-wounded-veteran-photo/fact-check-man-greeted-by-trump-at-rally-not-wounded-veteran-idUSKBN2622DK

When you are invited by the girl you just met to her sister's wedding and find out the jokes weren't...

azzow2 comments on Sep 2, 2022:

Is that a sowgun wedding?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2022:

You have heard of a "fairy-tale wedding?".... This one would be straight out of Grimm's fairy-tales..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrySsdMOwIM https://youtu.be/dw_0zgp68jg

Good morning all

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

Morning my ass in another hour it will just be bedtime for me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2022:

@racocn8 Doesn't work on me....

The Republic of Ireland have announced that as the only EU state in the British Isles they will use ...

NostraDumbass comments on Sep 2, 2022:

Or just have everyone buy self-driving vehicles and let the cars work it out themselves.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2022:

@NostraDumbass Ahhhh yes the delicious irony of a mutual suicide pact.....

The Republic of Ireland have announced that as the only EU state in the British Isles they will use ...

NostraDumbass comments on Sep 2, 2022:

Or just have everyone buy self-driving vehicles and let the cars work it out themselves.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2022:

@AtheistInNC No wonder conservatives love them.... The only hard part must be getting the vehicle to crash into the unarmed protestor that is making you all butthurt with her sign....

The Republic of Ireland have announced that as the only EU state in the British Isles they will use ...

NostraDumbass comments on Sep 2, 2022:

Or just have everyone buy self-driving vehicles and let the cars work it out themselves.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2022:

Be a great idea if they had self driving vehicles that worked properly...

Good morning all

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

Morning my ass in another hour it will just be bedtime for me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2022:

Gad I hate it when I wake up early....10 mg of Melatonin and I still can't seem to get more than a couple hours sleep...

Good morning all

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2022:

Morning my ass in another hour it will just be bedtime for me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2022:

Yawns.... time for a shower and bedtime... I have to get up at 7AM to give my cat his insulin shot...

Sure seems that way.

St-Sinner comments on Sep 1, 2022:

I have no interest in living.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2022:

Take up skydiving.... sooner or later you are bound to make your mark on the world...

The message is clear

phxbillcee comments on Aug 30, 2022:

What the hell happened to the Meme you had up???

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2022:

@St-Sinner, @phxbillcee Somebody needs to explain to the Admin we are adults here not children...

I know it's tough to figure how she did that, How are we going to get her out?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2022:

As dinner....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 29, 2022:

@Betty Nope I just have a lot of freezer space....

I know it's tough to figure how she did that, How are we going to get her out?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2022:

As dinner....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 29, 2022:

@Betty Just chase it through the kitchen...

I know it's tough to figure how she did that, How are we going to get her out?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2022:

As dinner....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 29, 2022:

@Betty All of the above...

I know it's tough to figure how she did that, How are we going to get her out?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2022:

As dinner....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 29, 2022:

@Betty Nope just practical.... easier to get a steak out than the whole cow....

Someone deserves some ice cream. 😄😔

phxbillcee comments on Aug 29, 2022:

Let me guess, he lives in her basement...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 29, 2022:

And voted for Trump.....

I have the same problem

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2022:

Groan.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 29, 2022:

@phxbillcee I turd it...

To almost quote a great visionary.

St-Sinner comments on Aug 28, 2022:

The Southern conservatives would love it.