Sorry Libtards, But There Are Only Two Genders... [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2020:

Sorry conservatards you don't use facts or logic for anything...

Oh God!! 😒😫😄😄😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2020:

OH NOES IT'S ROBOPOPE!!!!!

Best speech yet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2020:

Now if only you could infect all the other bots on the Internet with the virus.....

Follow me for... Never mind. Video Instructions: [facebook.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2020:

When are they going to get a vomit emoji for this place?....

M’T-Shirt [memecenter.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 23, 2020:

Looky there another "gangbanger" wannabe who doesn't know which end the bang comes out of....

The "edgy" conservative atheist starter pack

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2020:

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For use in meme acquisition.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2020:

I see your one and raise you two more....

Being a decent person should always come first, don't ya think?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2020:

This is one of the things I despise most about religion.... It is always used to excuse the hate and bigotry by claiming your imaginary friend demands it.

Everything but the spatula. (I could never have imagined typing that sentence.)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2020:

https://youtu.be/4BUDwj_mXKE

I think I forgot to post this one

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2020:

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But Papa, Why...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2020:

Somebody doesn't know me at all....

Rocket Man and Oros Man

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Meow meow! 😻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2020:

As for #2 cats are far smarter than people give them credit for. It has to do with humanity's species bigotry. People think because trying to force cats to learn stupid pet tricks doesn't work they are dumber than dogs who learn them fairly quickly when the truth is the cat is training you....

Newspaper clipping.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2020:

By a strange coincidence the 44% of those assholes thinking you have to be religious to be moral in the USA is the same number that support Trump....

Herbert Spencer on government regulation

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2020:

When corporations make the rules government becomes a tool of the extremely wealthy and the only regulations are on the poor who make up 99% of the population...

Point taken

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 20, 2020:

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Nobody jinx it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 19, 2020:

Too late....

Angry Bunny.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2020:

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Are people really this... ...uninformed??

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2020:

They voted for Trump didn't they?

Rick Astley for President.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Who in the hell Rick Rolls people anymore?....

Why he is called "The Last Great Republican..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2020:

# The Reasons Conservative Economics Can't Work. Dollars in circulation change hands sometimes dozens of times a day when removed from circulation they restrict the ability of businesses to make sales reducing income which especially hurts small businesses without large cash reserves. When this money is out of circulation demand for products and services is reduced reducing the number of employees needed. In the US our economy is based 70% on consumption of goods and services so removing one middle class job will often result in the loss of two or more jobs further down the economic chain. Reducing taxes on large corporations lessens the amount of tax deductions needed by the corporation to increase their profit margin but this is not a advantage for the employees of the corporate structure. When a corporation like Apple finds it is able to reduce it's costs further by having products assembled in China where workers are paid a dollar or less per hour and often work 16 hour days without overtime or benefits in unsafe conditions it can shift thousands of jobs that had starting wages of 15 dollars an hour over there leaving low paid retail and shipping jobs here. Also for every American worker laid off when a factory is closed in the US it takes 4 Chinese workers to replace him. While this can result in an increase in profit of 15 or 20 dollars a unit. The damage it does though is to remove 15 to 20 thousand factory jobs here plus at least 45 to 60,000 more jobs from the economic chain. Tariffs were placed on goods shipped to the US for a excellent reason and the WTO and NAFTA removed those it made it the economically feasible for big corporations to ship the products and still cost less than manufacturing them here. While this may look attractive on the books it often exploits children and entire families keeping a cycle of poverty in the country the factories are located leaving a moral issue which could destroy the corporations reputation and lower sales volume. There are also several economic problems with this approach to business one of which is the people you have put out of work cannot afford your products reducing your market. Another is in addition to reducing the market you are reducing the tax base (number of people who pay taxes) putting further strain on your own economy. Still another problem is in most countries where workers are exploited there are no regulations regarding disposal of hazardous waste which as the Chinese are finding out is a larger problem than they first suspected. This is now costing their economy hundreds of billions of US dollars every year in lost production of food stuffs, medical problems, and cleanup. Nigeria is completely devoid of life in some areas that used to be thriving ecosystems and many other...

A message from AOC's secret admirer [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Amusingly enough "TurningpointUSA is the same group paying dumbass conservative kids to run through stores in staged anti-mask protests... He is hoping that dickless little bitch Charlie Kirk is next to die from the virus... https://youtu.be/SbGJV1Q1LKk

Religious Extremists...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 18, 2020:

Just a couple militant Right-wing Christians....

Funny how they never mention that

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2020:

Funny how he doesn't mention they were monarchists which is just another form of fascism....

Guide to understand Trump...

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Five Guys [reddit.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 17, 2020:

They forgot Trump and the rest of the fascist dictators........

Animals can be such animals.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2020:

As for number 1 those cats are NOT identical.... Number 2 is what happens when you put to much sand in the litter box... Number 3 should be titled "Modern Redneck Problems..." Number 8 is when I break out the airhorn on my cats...

Good question!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 16, 2020:

And the answer is.... Crotch rot....

Ha!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2020:

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Seriously??? SMH

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2020:

Oh please, yes, just do it....

I'm with Smudge!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2020:

Having been to Utah a couple times I side with Smudge....

Just in case you are wondering/

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 14, 2020:

That is me all the way...

Food for thought

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2020:

Something sexy for her to wear.... Hopefully she gets the hint...

Who else remembers the old ways of blocking telemarketers trying to contact you about your car ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2020:

Actually that phone was from the 1950s' and 60s' by the 1970s' the phones were the same size and weight they just had push buttons. As for robocallers I just ask them obnoxious questions like "what's the matter to lazy and stupid to get a real job like digging ditches or flipping burgers?....I have been cussed out by many irate scumbags it soothes my soul.... As for bill collectors I just forward them to the Kremlin and for some reason they stop calling me.... After all it isn't my bill anyway so why bother right?...

LOL! They offer massages, too. :p :p

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2020:

Happy endings available on request but you must bring your own relative....

Couple of Star Wars ones

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Sturgis 2021 ride

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2020:

Best in show Sturgis 2020....

There's always one!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2020:

Sneezy got wiped and no way was Snow going to drop Dopey after all he holds the bag...

Um... They mean pork shoulder lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2020:

https://youtu.be/isMFxOLbiro

Plot: I meet the man of my dreams We date for years and I finally agree to marry him at ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2020:

Salada right through with that one didn't you?////

What the hell is this?? 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 10, 2020:

In all fairness he was delicious..... *burp*

So tell the truth how many of you could read this article without laughing so hard you pissed ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 9, 2020:

So then nobody bothered to follow the link and read the article? Well here is part of what you are missing... "Longtime readers will recall that in previous posts, I’ve described life under the Turd Reich as like being trapped in a dryer filled with hammers and badgers. After all these years, I stick to that assessment, and I have to admit I’m impressed at the way they keep cycling in fresh badgers. It never fucking stops, does it? (As always, this post sprang to life on Cap’s blog site; showercapblog.com/...) (And don’t forget the Fascist-Flushing 2020 Action Guide!) Fallout from the-troops-are-scum-unworthy-to-lick-my-boots-my-Daddy-was-rich-you-see-gate continues, as the Treasonweasel Administration struggles to deny the Most Believable Story in Human History. Like, if somebody leaked some shit about Donald Trump, say, helping a young person struggling with a disability, I mean, fuckin’ nobody would believe that, but what we’ve got here is “Known Shithead is Shithead in Extremely Familiar Fashion,” so you’re fucked, creeps. Not that their efforts haven’t been adorable. When they brought back, of all the credibility-deficient stooge surrogates, Sarah Huckleberry Slanders, to belch up the official Indignant Denial, fuck, it was like watching Paula Deen scoldingly insist there’s no such thing as butter. But better still was the Bonespur Buttplug’s own pathetic lie, that he called home to Melania, seeking comfort cuz he was just so gosh-darn sad to miss that cemetery visit, when Melania was right there with him on the whole fuckin’ trip. Perfection. That’s not only priceless insight into the frigid workings of our warped, Tennessee-Williams-by-way-of-David-Cronenberg first “family,” but also one of those useless, childish lies of his that completely exposes his sniveling apologists, with a light so clear and holy it could only have come from God’s own asshole. "

The Unexpected Cat Dad!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2020:

Yep he was chosen....

I’m planning on doing a few segments over this (obnoxious) character so I’ve posted a sneak peek...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2020:

I can't wait to see @Cutebeauty 's reaction to this...

This 19th-century argument over federal support for Christianity still resonates

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2020:

"The greatest disaster ever to befall the West was Christianity..." Gore Vidal

Just a little current events humor.....😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2020:

They should have swapped the faces on the first one....

Add some guilt to your sadness by feeling bad about not speaking to the imaginary sky daddy enough ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2020:

How pathetic....

Christian-Owned Wedding Venue Refuses to Host Mixed Race Wedding Because Jesus | Hemant Mehta | ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2020:

To enforce such rules they would need to be declared a church and thus be unable to charge a set fee for weddings.... According to IRS regulations they would actually be declared a business for charging a set fee and lose tax exemption allowing them to be sued for refusing to allow anyone access even different religions....

Dave Daubenmire: Refusing to Serve Me Because I Won’t Wear a Mask is Like Racism | Beth ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2020:

Refusing to wear a mask in public is irresponsible and makes you a danger to others.... If you want to die a horrible death that is your right but forcing it on others is not...

Know your periodic table.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 8, 2020:

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I forgot to post this! A couple weeks back, I went with my mom to a used battery store to replace ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2020:

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◇ An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 7, 2020:

A spathic walks into a bar and everyone is impressed by her cleavage....

The proof right before your eyes

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2020:

What if you gave a boat parade and sank your own boats?... https://www.npr.org/2020/09/06/910322916/5-boats-sink-at-trump-boat-parade-in-texas

You ded .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2020:

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Socialism: A Primer - Socialism is an umbrella term for everything from anarchism to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Anarchy is a a Libertarian vice and they always vote Republican....

It's okay if you don't get this one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2020:

Been considering putting machine like this that print out receipts saying "You are a moron" at Trump conventions.... I figure I could charge $20 a pop and get rich. I bet I could put another right next to it with a sign saying "second opinion $100" and get as much play on it as the first...

I thought something was up

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2020:

Likely she went to KFC next and can't figure out why she is overweight....

Ok, but... The visual made me laugh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2020:

I have a 150 pound crossbow and a 70 pound hunting bow.... Who needs to buy a gun?

Worth a try.

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Me too Carl, me too.

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My anxiety is extremely high having to be out of town almost all week for work on top of having 3 ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 2, 2020:

Whatever works to kill stress works I say. I have been trying to get my refi done on my home so I can get the new dual pane windows paid off by adding them into my house payment and that has been stressful for me but I just got the news today the house I bought for 245K less than three years ago now appraises for 300K so the loan can go through. Since the interest rate is going down as well the payment will only be about $10.00 more a month instead of almost $300.00 a month to pay for the window loan. That is a load off me let me tell you.

Asking for a friend

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2020:

Except for the post office it is pretty much the same things we have to defend every year....

Five Guys.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2020:

Now I have to go to that place just to use that line on the counterperson....

One, two, three...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 1, 2020:

Another quality school book brought to you by Betsy DeVos...

Got to plan for post pandemic days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2020:

The Hobbit union called and said if you do they are revoking your membership....

Okay here's an easy one, what is the ONE best invention EVER and why.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2020:

Of all the inventions in the world the most important is science.... All other inventions derive from it even before the inventors knew they were using it in coming up with their own inventions...

I'm going to lay it all on Mrs Cambel, for giving us summer homework.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 30, 2020:

My problem was none of my teachers ever believed that I read the books I did until high school when I took a class called "Mystery and Science Fiction" which included writing stories.... The teacher believed me because we had the option of giving book reports in oral form and I gave reports on the entire Dune series in one sitting. Gad I still wish we had cameras then like the ones we have today it took her a week to grade then after she went over the books herself with her notes and my next reports were on the Hobbit and LOTR series...

This word should be in all the dictionaries....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2020:

https://youtu.be/qcr9LciDLmQ

I'd be making sure they heard everything....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2020:

Send a polite note back inviting them to the orgy and Black Mass....

Truth in advertising

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2020:

Actually the virus started out as MERS then mutated to SARS and has now become COVID-19...

But mama said

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2020:

Kids next year after being sent back to school....

I'll choke a bitch! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2020:

And some women wonder why it is hard to get a 2nd date....

I mean, we can't ignore Islam.....they all need some bash, I mean attention too....😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 28, 2020:

You mean there is a difference?... https://6abc.com/man-arrested-for-sexually-assaulting-ponies-police-say/6202917/ https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/national-international/man_accused_of_horse-sex_trouble___again/2115912/

You're in trouble now!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 27, 2020:

There is a gal at the 7-11 near me that is named Samantha... I think I should print out number 6 for her....

Another Brick in the Wall.

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The Falwell memes today....good stuff

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2020:

"I want an answer to this one...."

One theory.......

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2020:

Fuck this fish too....

Steve Wars

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2020:

I used to work with a guy when I was buying storage we called "Evil Stevel" because he looked like a evil Dwarf.... He loved the nickname...

If the Care Bears really cared.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2020:

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So I got a new wig for some skits and it turns out I really like it 🤩

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2020:

Yummy........

How many more years...?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2020:

When a "religion" is backed by blood and violence with the theme of "join or die" as long as that organization is allowed to exist by society at large it will continue ti thrive. You have to remember that it has been LESS than 2,000 years and for much of that time was the sole form of government. Right now we are seeing its last stages of decay when it still is powerful but dying none the less...

Who's your favorite celebrity atheist?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2020:

https://youtu.be/vSdGr4K4qLg

Agreed

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 23, 2020:

https://youtu.be/vSdGr4K4qLg

Personal responsibility for your own health starts with proper nutrition.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 21, 2020:

Usually it is the obese one on a mobility scooter or the nutjob wearing a Trump hat who has to be told to put on a mask not the non-White..... I am guessing you got this on QAnon....

Same shit, different tax bracket

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2020:

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U.S.P.S.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2020:

Must be why Louis DeJoy is looking at time in prison....

Commented with this meme on that other site! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2020:

Makes you wonder how the human race manages to reproduce because so many of the people today couldn't find the right hole....

Trickle down didn't work then either

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2020:

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Never thought of it that way.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2020:

Used to live in the next town over which is Trumpville.... Lot of White people up there look a lot like this meme....

Seems legit

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2020:

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Ooooops.....😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2020:

Even worse is when you realize your phone backed it up to Google and you are getting reviews....

Read the fucking question!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 15, 2020:

Thing is I know a lot of these people and they sound just like that....

We need to embrace face-time ... [agnostic.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 15, 2020:

He never complained before....

Guess I'm good to go LMAO

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 14, 2020:

The most disgusting part of using those was they were invariably jammed so the same couple of feet of towel was being used by everyone...

In an effort to chop away at debt faster, I am interested in reading about some efficient tips and ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 13, 2020:

Pay down your highest interest debts first these are usually credit cards. Get those below 5% and keep them there while paying extra on other loans. Right now keep in mind that interest rates on home loans are extremely low and refinancing with cash out to pay off other debts might be a good option for you if your credit is good. I just put new dual pane windows in my home and the loan was 8.99% so I am refinancing my home to pay off that loan and will be getting a reduced rate on my home of 2.99% which will leave me paying about $10 more a month on my house payment and eliminating the extra almost $300 a month for the window loan. Using your common sense and paying debts down rather than making minimum payments is the best way to eliminate debt or at the least keep it under control.

Words of wisdom.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 12, 2020:

Don't walk run like hell....

New electronics pouch?, not sure I'd answer that one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 12, 2020:

Better be careful sitting down if they forget where they have it I predict a visit to the local hospital ER for emergency surgery...

Stop it Carole

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 11, 2020:

Need to change that name to Karen...

Nugent just posted this on FB (I know, I know), but it made me think.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 11, 2020:

Sorry it isn't true it was the dumbass rednecks hoarding all the toilet paper because someone started a rumor that there would be huge shortage. Now these idiots are stuck with massive amount of toilet paper and no money to buy food. as for defunding the police it means taking away their tanks, illegal war gases, body armor, and other toys to attack peaceful protesters and holding them accountable for any crimes they commit. It strikes me as a bad idea to have huge numbers of cops running around who will never be held accountable for any crimes they commit including murder... As for Teddy he was a second rate musician who got lucky as well as a draft dodging little pussy...

Large group of Karens

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 9, 2020:

Even worse with an HOA you are forced to pay monthly extortion fees to live in your own home and get permission from Karens for anything you want to do to fix it up... They even tell you what color you have to paint it.