A quandary I find interesting.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Biden has always been Hillary in drag....

Not even food is safe from religiosity.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Every culture has its own culinary delights....

A great laugh just received from a friend: A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Kid had a close encounter....

"Atheism deserves better than the new atheists whose methodology consists of criticizing religion ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2019:

I hate to tell you this but it is more likely the religious who quote out of context.... Atheists tend to be far more knowledgeable about religion than the religious are this has been proven in numerous studies. If people don't want their beliefs to be ridiculed they shouldn't keep spewing their stupid beliefs. When a moron tells me I should believe the earth is flat or was "created by a magical man wearing rotting goatskins 6,000 years ago that person is going to be ridiculed and deservedly so... If they don't like it they are free to shut the fuck up because according to the bible in Matthew 6:5-9 it says they are hypocrites who "have already earned their reward"...

Eh well it seems i cannot even make it 12 hours without social media.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2019:

I love stirring up shit on social media.... Right now both my Facebook accounts are in Jail there for pissing off the Trumpanzees....

Four-year-old girl 'shot in the head' and another two kids wounded after Oklahoma police opened fire

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2019:

People have tried to tell me how wonderful Okiehomer is but I just point out the the city of Los Angeles has 200,000 more people living there than that state's entire population with about 20% as much crime.... So much for a "nice place to live" when an 80 year old Southern Baptist weighing in at 400 pounds is more likely to be raped in Okiehomer than a naked supermodel is in Los Angeles....

Certainly explains Trump! And others! What do you think about class differences in bullshitting?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2019:

People who think Trump doesn't lie need medication the man is so full of shit his eyes are brown....

Which came first... the fork or the spoon?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2019:

The spork of course.... Actually the knife came first and it was often used as a universal eating tool but later on they invented the spoon for liquids first for religious purposes and later for eating or cooking.

Rick Santorum: Separation Of Church And State A Communist Idea, Not An American One

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 18, 2019:

I wasn't aware that Thomas Jefferson was a commie.... or John Jay for that matter...

The Man Who Saw Trump Coming a Century Ago [truthdig.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Many people saw a future with Reagan and Trump in it...

Wedding vows. Are atheists vows stronger than religious vows?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2019:

I made the mistake of marrying a Christian.... She damaged the relationship I had with my only child and did a lot of damage to me as well. My daughter and I are finally starting to have a relationship again after almost 30 years and it was my only marriage.... I was her second husband so figure out what I am telling you for yourself.... FYI all three of her children hate her now and the middle child is a drug addict....

Is a religious upbringing detrimental to the mental health of children?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 16, 2019:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-secular-life/201408/does-christianity-harm-children https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/children-with-a-religious-upbringing-show-less-altruism/ https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-echochambers-28537149

There are at least a million hate messages against me on Face Book including pages with thousands of...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2019:

LOL I spend a lot of time in Facebook jail because people hate me too.... I love my death threats they make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside...

The closed mind of Richard Dawkins

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Ok somebody here got butthurt thinking that a book of fairy tales is real...

"Why do liberals think Trump supporters are stupid?"

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 12, 2019:

I figure it has to do with the way they talk and act though I have heard some people claim it is their distinct lack of hygiene... "Hold ma beer an watch dis" Trumpanzee battle cry

Retaliating against Democrats, Trump considers dumping migrants in sanctuary cities

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 12, 2019:

LMAO.... What a noob.... If he were to do so it would be a boon to California especially in the agricultural regions where they are pissed at the fat baboon for deporting all their field workers....

How to respond to those who say they will pray for you?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 11, 2019:

"I will talk to my cat for you..."

Favorite-read recommendations?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 11, 2019:

I have found Mencken to be an interesting read...

Isn’t annoying when religious people use argument comparisons to wind and god to try to justify ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2019:

I find it funny that they compare their god with air.... Sure they are both invisible but you can live without a god because they don't exist.... I just point out that they can't live without air which proves it does exist....

Donald J.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Just when you were hoping they had all died off... Bastards are like cockroaches...

Evangelical Pastor Claims Traditional Gender Roles Can Prevent Sexual Abuse | HuffPost

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Religion enforces so called "traditional roles" but if you look at the cultures of Egypt and Sparta over 2,000 years ago both had substantial equality for women and neither had a problem with women being unsafe especially in the case of Sparta where women were the military reserves and trained the children for combat. In those days if you tried to rape a Spartan woman she would simply cut your balls off and feed them to you... In both the cultures I mention women had the freedom to divorce abusive or bums of husbands, handle their own money, own a business, and even write their own wills, women in both cultures had roles in the government as well and it wasn't until Christianity took over in both countries when women started being abused. Hypatia of Alexandra was a good example of this being a victim of Nitrian monks order by Cyril the Patriarch to rape and murder her as an example to the women of her time...

Ever feel ashamed of not believing?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 29, 2019:

The real thing anyone should feel ashamed of is believing absolute nonsense without evidence.... Faith is the real "F" word....

Andy Puzder: If socialists really wanted to help people they’d be capitalists

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 29, 2019:

We have never actually had capitalism in the US even when we were just colonies. Capitalism consists of "small companies that compete with each other" without corporate interference. The colonies were founded by corporations. The only way true capitalism can be present is without government or any business larger than a single store/location once they grow larger capitalism ceases to exist and becomes impossible. Larger business entities create a business environment called plutocracy which gains government influence through money and social power. Once that happens you end up in the same position eventually as any fascist or imperialist country with corporations running the show (this includes churches which are corporate entities and largely unregulated). Socialism is not a form of government it is an economic system that can be attached to most forms of government that aren't overly restrictive which is why the wealthy hate it so much because it empowers people instead of leaving them with all of it. The real problem in the US is that socialism isn't understood because the rich and powerful propagandise the issue so much. Unions are a socialist institution where people empower themselves by joining together in order to force the rich to treat them with dignity and respect. Many systems have been called socialist which were communist like the USSR, Cuba under Castro, Pol Pot was communist as well. Nazi Germany was the flip side and was fascist which is far right-wing and was a form of plutocracy along with Spain under Franco and Italy under Mussolini who defined fascism as a religion and said that "Fascism is a marriage between corporations and the state." Bernie Sanders defines socialism correctly as "getting something back for the taxes you pay" and that is all it really is. People banding together to get something back for their hard work and the taxes they pay. Social Security is the most popular program in the country and is socialism which is why the political right-wing wants to destroy it so badly.... Adam Smith who first defined capitalism hated the idea of it and called it cruel and evil...

Would you vote for Kamala Harris for President?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I am from California and would never vote for her because she is nothing but a Republican pretending to be a Democrat. She takes money from corporate interests like Wells Fargo, Time Warner/Comcast (now Spectrum), and others to betray her constituents. As AG she took money from a White Collar Defense Attorney and refused to sue Trump university and others. I look forward to her being primaried out next time around and seeing her whine....

I’m noticing a recent influx of followers of Jesus (Harold?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Just inform them that they are going to "burn in hell for violating Jesus's commands" and point out that in Matthew: 6 5-9 it tells them "Be not like those who pray aloud in the Synagogue or the marketplace for they are hypocrites and have already earned their reward..."

Do you believe that abortion should be legal at the federal level in the United States?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2019:

There are only two reasons for being against abortion. The first is personal opinion which means you don't have the right to force yours on everyone else which is something idiot conservatives never learn. The second is religious which not only is true in this case as we are a secular democracy but also results fro the illiteracy of Christians who never bother to read their bible even thought the often have several in their home. The bible itself is decidedly pro-abortion and can be readily proven by reading Numbers 5... From there on it becomes far more gruesome in its pro-abortion stance where the Christian god orders his followers to 'cut the unborn from the womb and kill it by sword....'

Islam a religion or cult?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2019:

All religions are cults...

Will they ever get tired of "atheism is just another religion" argument?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2019:

No because they can't think in any terms except "faith" which is a blind belief without any supporting evidence even when there is a large amount of evidence the person saying this is talking out his or her rectum...

When did you first doubt religion?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2019:

From the start because the stuff they were telling me to believe was just plain stupid with no evidence to support any of it so I read the bible and asked them questions in Sinday skool until they threw me out. The my parents tried taking me to the main church and the minister tried to feed me a wafer and wine so I told him I didn't want to be a cannibal after which they told my parents I wasn't welcome and they never took me back. That was at the age of 9..... Then at 12 they told me I was adopted which explained a lot because for years I had been looking for the corners of the rubber masks as I thought I had been kidnapped by an exceptionally retarded alien species for study...

Damn Catholics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Catholics (all religions) have a lot of weird ideas and depending on how devoted they are to the cult they belong to is shown by the silly things they do and how had they push their own beliefs on (or into as the case may be) others...

It seems atheists DOMINATE this site, despite the fact it's an agnostic one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2019:

The difference between an atheist and agnostic is how much fear they have.... Atheists know there is no reason to fear because gods are just fairy tales while agnostics are afraid the god they were brainwashed into believing as a child might actually be real... Rid yourself of the fear and you won't be so cranky....

Incest: Immoral or Moral?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2019:

We end up with far too many stupid people when they keep screwing their siblings....

How do you deal with Door-knockers?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I tell them they are just in time for the orgy but they missed the human sacrifice though we are having another next week if they would like to volunteer just leave their contact info at satan.com

Do you think Jesus actually existed?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Absolutely not Jesus was an invented religion by the Romans during the Jewish revolt. It was an attempt to pacify the Jews who had in turn invented their religion after 722 BCE when the Assyrians conquered the region and exiled them. Until that point in history the people of that region had been Pagans and had worshiped fertility symbols (stone penises, boobs, butts, etc) and their largest structures were no larger than 20' X 20'. This is confirmed by both archaeology and the carbon dating of the Dead Sea Scrolls which are the first writings of Judaism. The dates of the first writings of and acceptance as a state religion of Christianity are very close and were obscured by the state on purpose. The bible itself is a confirmation of this as much of the history is faked and twisted to suit the needs of Rome itself. As was mentioned before the Romans borrowed and invented religions on a "needs based" basis and Jesus was a combination of Greek, Roman, and Egyptian gods with a name change, serial numbers filed off, a new paint job, and overnight a new religion emerged. Of course those gods had also been invented and were based on Hinduism and the Demigod Krishna (also known as "the Krist").

What type of arrangements have you made or instructions have you left for your funeral and disposal ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I once told my college English professor in front of the entire class in answer to her question similar to this that people who knew me should give me a "Belters" send off from Larry Niven's known universe books... Sit around drinking while telling tall tales about my life. After that I added since I would no longer have a need for my body as far as I was concerned they could throw it on the BBQ so the cannibals could eat me...