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LMAO remember Rick Wiles the dingbat anti-vaxxer preacher who started "tru-News" the conspiracy ...
MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 1, 2021:
What a dumb shit!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2021:
Let's just hope he ends up doing his part to improve humanity... Let's hope they all do...
Well if it works....
racocn8 comments on May 31, 2021:
I would immediately support a two-fer (Hillary and Trump) if it meant putting Trump away. (It's easy to sacrifice someone else who claimed to be a patriot). Is that where we are now, Fascists vs Globalists with the rest of us consigned to the sidelines?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 1, 2021:
Unless we start backing the progressive movement heavily and stop contributing to the $hillary wing.
When you gotta go you just gotta go....
phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2021:
How would you be able to tell the difference? Shit on shit!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:
Think of it as reusable toiletpaper... Wash and wipe...
Looks like I offended the Nazis on Twitter yesterday.
ChestRockfield comments on May 30, 2021:
Not taking his or their side, but they're probably going to say you were mocking him based on his sexual orientation, or at the very least, making a claim that is hurtful to homosexuals by saying their orientation makes them promiscuous. If I had to bet, I'd say they will not be letting that go back...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:
@JeffMurray Actually he seems to be a bit of an incel and since he has made himself a public figure he is fair game to mock. If Twitter refuses to remove posts and accounts of politicians and other public figures that make the same type of posts or even endanger public health and safety they are creating a double standard that could cause legal issues for them.... very expensive legal issues...
How men can prevent abortions
QuidamOutrepont comments on May 31, 2021:
"Depending on who owns the Jell-O!"
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:
@phxbillcee Puddin it where it don't belong?...
Makes sense! Lol
Pralina1 comments on May 31, 2021:
Yeah ok . Like Jesus was bigger than hiv 20 yrs ago . I had many patients in texas , Florida and Virginia the last 10 yrs with full AIDS . Unacceptable at this time and age . Medicine for hiv works . If u take it ! All of the cases I recall were of church goers , not very bright or educated ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:
Just tell them "I bet he told you to give the money for your medicine to him didn't he?"
How men can prevent abortions
QuidamOutrepont comments on May 31, 2021:
"Depending on who owns the Jell-O!"
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:
Bill Cosby?...
No wonder the girls used to scream....
NostraDumbass comments on May 30, 2021:
Did they get royalties for this?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:
@NostraDumbass Twastn't a night twas a brillig...
No wonder the girls used to scream....
phxbillcee comments on May 30, 2021:
She was just 17...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:
@NostraDumbass ejact-us... oh... redact us
No wonder the girls used to scream....
phxbillcee comments on May 30, 2021:
She was just 17...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:
@NostraDumbass Only if she sits on a cactus....
No wonder the girls used to scream....
NostraDumbass comments on May 30, 2021:
Did they get royalties for this?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:
@NostraDumbass I thought the pun was clear....
No wonder the girls used to scream....
NostraDumbass comments on May 30, 2021:
Did they get royalties for this?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 31, 2021:
Knightly from what I understand....
No wonder the girls used to scream....
phxbillcee comments on May 30, 2021:
She was just 17...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2021:
Then you know what I mean....
Looks like I offended the Nazis on Twitter yesterday.
altschmerz comments on May 30, 2021:
Twitter is even more worthless than FB, imho.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2021:
Is there a difference between Nazis and Republicans?... Because I haven't seen one for more than 20 years now...
Makes sense! Lol
powder comments on May 30, 2021:
If only there was a vaccine for Jesus........social distancing works though
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2021:
Actually antipsychotics have been found to cure religion which says a lot about religion...
Looks like I offended the Nazis on Twitter yesterday.
RobertMartin comments on May 30, 2021:
This meme sums it up, or something
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2021:
Oh ja I did...
Looks like I offended the Nazis on Twitter yesterday.
ChestRockfield comments on May 30, 2021:
Not taking his or their side, but they're probably going to say you were mocking him based on his sexual orientation, or at the very least, making a claim that is hurtful to homosexuals by saying their orientation makes them promiscuous. If I had to bet, I'd say they will not be letting that go back...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2021:
Won't work... He claims to be straight even though he is homophobic... Homophobia isn't mention so you are free to mock them... Also he is known to work with the Atomwaffen neo-Nazis...
Looks like I offended the Nazis on Twitter yesterday.
FrayedBear comments on May 30, 2021:
Tut tut!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2021:
@FrayedBear Always.... In my protest of this suspension I suggested that in addition to my not violating their rules they were protecting a known Nazi agitator who was infamous for posting false news and threatening the safety of real journalists since he is reputed to have made hit lists for the Atomwaffen Division which is a Nazi terrorist group linked to numerous acts of violence in the US. I also suggested that their protection of his account and allowing him to keep posting these lies might just be on interest to the DOJ....
Looks like I offended the Nazis on Twitter yesterday.
FrayedBear comments on May 30, 2021:
Tut tut!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2021:
I have got to have some fun don't I?...
Eric would agree with this whole-heartedly, tho he'd hate seeing the crocs! (I wish he'd at least ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2021:
Crocks are what people wear when they lack style and class... or the money to buy real shoes...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 30, 2021:
@Moravian The ones full of shit....
Science for beginners...
davers comments on May 29, 2021:
Well I saw that it was incorrect, so I naturally assumed you were educated in America.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2021:
Says a guy from the country that gave us the Murdoch Klan?....
Republican meme dump....
phxbillcee comments on May 29, 2021:
It's funny w/ that one bunch, they're really not sure how to spell either Scientific or American, let alone define them!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2021:
@phxbillcee Actually they only get the ones that hold lots of bullets.... https://news.yahoo.com/trump-loving-church-uses-guns-162339336.html
I guess his sister moved back in with daddy....
phxbillcee comments on May 29, 2021:
Obviously following after your morals & common sense...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2021:
Don't look at me I don't live in Texas... https://news.yahoo.com/trump-loving-church-uses-guns-162339336.html
Republican meme dump....
ChestRockfield comments on May 29, 2021:
I know it's outside of their control how dumb they are, but it doesn't make me hate them any less...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2021:
Outbreeding would help but it seems to be against their religion...
Science for beginners...
Budgie comments on May 29, 2021:
Came here to point out that Sodium is Na Nitrogen is N so I guess I am going to die alone. (still had to point it out)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 29, 2021:
I was wondering when somebody was going to notice my little joke... Cripes I knew this when my parents bought me my first chemistry set when I was about 10 years old...
The line at the buffet was a killer today...
KateOahu comments on May 27, 2021:
Good way to get those people off the road. Sooooooo glad I am not a runner.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 27, 2021:
As long as you aren't in Floriduh where the Gators are smarter than the people....
New Real Housewives Reality TV show....
AnneWimsey comments on May 26, 2021:
Change all those sheep to black folks & reveal your nastiness. WTF is this supposed to be....funny? Shame, you were i thought better than this!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:
@AnneWimsey "Change all those sheep to black folks"
New Real Housewives Reality TV show....
AnneWimsey comments on May 26, 2021:
Change all those sheep to black folks & reveal your nastiness. WTF is this supposed to be....funny? Shame, you were i thought better than this!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:
Since when is making fun of terrorists and reality TV racist?... Not that there is much difference between the two if you ask me...
Couple months back I started telling people crypto currency was an extremely bad investment when ...
FrayedBear comments on May 26, 2021:
I don't know why but a mate calls them ponzy schemes. I think more like pyramid selling gone mad.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:
@FrayedBear yeah just defining two different types of scam is all... Crypto currencies without exception ponzi schemes because the investors are buying nothing of value while being told that nothing is worth something. it is complete fiction not a real investment. Problem is people know it isn't real money though it is essentially the same as what governments issue as "real money" which is a series of ones and zeros in the electronic banking systems. It lacks that one essential which is that nobody and no government is backing it. only the buyer sets a value for it.
New Real Housewives Reality TV show....
bookofmorons comments on May 26, 2021:
bet that gets their goat
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:
@bookofmorons Just trying to get your goat... https://youtu.be/PZuHAsf6qO0
New Real Housewives Reality TV show....
bookofmorons comments on May 26, 2021:
bet that gets their goat
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:
How baaaah...d of you.
Could have been a boulder or even better... burned alive.
QuidamOutrepont comments on May 25, 2021:
What if he was empaled?!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:
@QuidamOutrepont Don't they do that anyway?...
Couple months back I started telling people crypto currency was an extremely bad investment when ...
FrayedBear comments on May 26, 2021:
I don't know why but a mate calls them ponzy schemes. I think more like pyramid selling gone mad.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:
@FrayedBear Pyramid schemes depend on more people coming in at the bottom to pay the people at the top. The person or persons who start it are those who profit and everyone else gets fucked in the ass. For example the oldest version is that one person recruits three people to mail him one dollar each month and each of those send them one dollar each month while keeping one for themselves and the original person gets half their profits. Like a pyramid the money flows up and the people at the top get rich but the people who come in later get nothing and pretty soon you run out of people to recruit. By the 12 "level" of the pyramid you need well over 1.77 million suckers to fill that level but the person at the top keeps telling people that the pyramid can reach 25 or 30 levels... Long before then you would need most of the people in the world to be in the scheme and the people at the bottom are still getting nothing... Ponzi schemes are "investment brokers" like Bernie Madoff who tell people that they can make amazing returns by investing with them and using the money to fund a lavish lifestyle and money from later investors goes towards paying those returns until tey run out of suckers to invest with them like he did... When the investors start asking where the money is they usually run for a non-extradition country but if they stay in business too long the regulators catch them and they go to prison... In the case of cryptocurrency the value depends on more people buying in driving the price of the "currency" up by demand which is why Bitcoin values dropped by 50% in a day when China blocked cryptocurrency exchanges from their banking systems... If North America and Europe did the same the value would drop to nearly zero...
Couple months back I started telling people crypto currency was an extremely bad investment when ...
FrayedBear comments on May 26, 2021:
I don't know why but a mate calls them ponzy schemes. I think more like pyramid selling gone mad.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:
Not a pyramid scheme that would be more like Amway but ponzi scheme is very accurate... as there is no product to invest in and profits come from other fools who invest later...
More antivaxxer nonsense! Lol
phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2021:
That sorta looks like a shitty tat, & I can just see some of these idjits actually doing that...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:
........................
Could have been a boulder or even better... burned alive.
QuidamOutrepont comments on May 25, 2021:
What if he was empaled?!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:
A gold tooth pick....
Remember.....
bookofmorons comments on May 26, 2021:
Good forest fire should destroy the evidence - just sayin'
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:
But a bit hard on the environment as well as anyone who might lose their homes...
Remember.....
GeorgeRocheleau comments on May 26, 2021:
We have mine shafts.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:
More bodies have gone into the ground that ever came out right?...
Remember.....
freedom41 comments on May 26, 2021:
A fairly warped mind thought that up.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 26, 2021:
I don't see you complaining....
LMAO New York just announced they are opening up a Grand Jury Investigation into Trump, et al as a ...
glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:
seems appropriate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG7HHdZIy1I
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2021:
Only the ones going on that chain gang never had any talent...
New show on cable....
freedom41 comments on May 25, 2021:
Whoever made this one is a genius.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2021:
I couldn't agree more... I would love to see the looks on their faces when they first see this...
When someone tells you Jesus is all you need to make decisions in your life...
bookofmorons comments on May 25, 2021:
So much for free will
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2021:
All religions are the same.... You have free will to do exactly what your cult leader tells you to do...
🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:
Now we have one from Alabama in the Senate that not only committed treason his second day in office but just explained that he won't vote for the bipartisan 1/6 commission "until it has an equal number of Republicans on it...." I think he is in competition with Louie Gohmert for the title....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2021:
@Pralina1 Tommy Tuberville the guy with an IQ lower than a potato....
I am done w humans
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2021:
Rides in perfect comfort right up to the point he is ejected through the windshield....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2021:
@Pralina1 Shitting himself would be a large part of the process...
Curious how many of those 92 actually liked and agreed with it. SMFH
Pralina1 comments on May 24, 2021:
Oh wow . Retirement plan B : find these 92.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2021:
Actually you only have to find half or less....
Curious how many of those 92 actually liked and agreed with it. SMFH
FrayedBear comments on May 24, 2021:
According to the FreeDictionary: sweat·y (swÄ•t′Ä“) adj. sweat·i·er, sweat·i·est 1. Covered with or smelling of sweat. 2. Causing sweat: a sweaty job. sweat′i·ly adv. sweat′i·ness n. American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition. Copyright © 2016 by ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2021:
@FrayedBear No just illiterate and can't spell "sweety..."
I like this kid! Lol
phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2021:
Amy. She got Bobby to buy her a soda...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2021:
Is that what they call it these days?....
No more Ikea for me
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:
Were are the screws?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:
@FrayedBear 3/4 inch chipboad is often used for subfloors and extremely strong as well as fire resistant. 3/8 inch is used for roofs and has about the same rating as 7/16 plywood. I used to repair mobile homes for a while and did some construction when I was younger. During the Mobile home repair days I saved the park owner a small fortune in possible lawsuits and repair costs and he loved me for it. He was looking at trashing one doublewide because the ceiling was sagging about 8 inches until I told him I could fix it for him. When he saw the "decorative" support beam I built into the unit he gave me a very nice little bonus.
Rand Paul has announced that he will not be getting vaccinated because "he has already had COVID and...
racocn8 comments on May 24, 2021:
Unfortunately for the rest of us, he is probably right. However, the likelihood that Covid shortened his life by several years is very good. And if we're really lucky, brain fog will shut him down at some point, albeit not soon enough.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:
@Pralina1 He damned well should I doubt seriously he would make it out alive the third time around and he is the only one I have heard of living through a second case of COVID...
No more Ikea for me
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:
Were are the screws?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:
@FrayedBear Chipboard is actually stronger than plywood in normal construction but pressed board is just sawdust glued together and worthless crap.
No more Ikea for me
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:
Were are the screws?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:
@FrayedBear Overpriced pressboard crap is all...
Rand Paul has announced that he will not be getting vaccinated because "he has already had COVID and...
BD66 comments on May 24, 2021:
It makes perfect sense. Beating the disease itself should build up more immunity than getting vaccinated for the disease. The CDC should have issued similar guidelines that those who had already beaten Covid-19 should be last in line for any vaccines. That would have probably saved thousands of ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:
I believe if you check they have been doing this for months and state that there is no immunity to this virus either natural or otherwise.
Rand Paul has announced that he will not be getting vaccinated because "he has already had COVID and...
racocn8 comments on May 24, 2021:
Unfortunately for the rest of us, he is probably right. However, the likelihood that Covid shortened his life by several years is very good. And if we're really lucky, brain fog will shut him down at some point, albeit not soon enough.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:
Fortunately for the rest of us he is dead fucking wrong.... immunity for COVID only lasts about 8 months after which you need a booster shot no different from the flu shot you get yearly... You can still catch COVID even after the shot the vaccine just lessens the chance of a severe case resulting in death or disability. FYI second cases of COVID even if the first was not severe are most likely to be fatal according to information that is just now becoming available over the last three months...
For Covid test, stick phone up nose.
LenHazell53 comments on May 24, 2021:
Especially if you are a man
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:
If you are a man just downloading the app rules you out...
No more Ikea for me
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:
Were are the screws?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:
@FrayedBear With Ikea there are always screws....
Tell us how you really feel.
JackPedigo comments on May 24, 2021:
Good thing people like this are in the minority and their numbers are dropping even further. They are totally clueless and, except for the genormous car living in the middle ages.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:
COVID seems to be taking its toll because they refuse to get vaccinated...
Tell us how you really feel.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2021:
This is why you don't want to smoke meth...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2021:
@Sticks48 Just your brain....
Now I know how to get alone time!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:
Depending on the diameter of the branch and how much firewood it will supply for next winter in Texas he might just be onto something....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2021:
@MichelleGar1 Maybe you can find a nice wood pellet fireplace and someone to help you install it. You can get some of those pellets pretty cheaply these days and a pallet full of them could get you through the winter if you hook up a small wind generator of your own with a couple batteries and an inverter.
Now I know how to get alone time!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:
Depending on the diameter of the branch and how much firewood it will supply for next winter in Texas he might just be onto something....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2021:
@MichelleGar1 I hear the Texas GQP is still trying to blame a couple of UN-winterized wind generators for their grid going down instead of all the other fossil fuel plants that froze for the same reason due to their failure to regulate so you better get ready for this winter while you can...
Awww yis!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2021:
........................
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2021:
@phxbillcee Hopefully we see a lot more of that down in Floriduh....
No more Ikea for me
phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2021:
Just hand that off to a speed freak, he'll get it done!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2021:
Meth heads are great at taking shit apart but like their lives can't ever seem to get it back together again.... If you ever go to a storage action you will find out what I mean if you buy a unit full of boxes sealed with duct tape....
In addition to the racism....
KateOahu comments on May 23, 2021:
sigh...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2021:
@MsKathleen Calling them out for it and sending them to prison is a good start... To do thet you have to embarrass law enforcement into doing their damned jobs and pressuring other law makers to put pressure on law enforcement as well...
In addition to the racism....
KateOahu comments on May 23, 2021:
sigh...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2021:
You think it isn't true?...
I really want to know... LOL
Lorajay comments on May 23, 2021:
I bought some corn for my Republican squirrel feeder and when my grandkids get here Monday, I am going to have them fill it up. They have to work twice as hard to get half as much.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2021:
This one?.... https://youtu.be/hFZFjoX2cGg
How to enforce social distancing the right way....
KateOahu comments on May 22, 2021:
If only we could do that.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2021:
With brass knuckles... or a baseball bat.
I really want to know... LOL
bobwjr comments on May 22, 2021:
Birds eating his seeds
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2021:
Maybe they are swallows....
I shall name him.... 💜💜💜
phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:
Oh, someone just has to get this to him! I bet he'd get a kick out of it.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2021:
@phxbillcee The GQP keeps sending me shit anyway.... If it contains a address postage paid return envelope I send them a shitload of anti-fascist and anti-GOP memes... Others I tell I only support progressives...
I shall name him.... 💜💜💜
phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:
Oh, someone just has to get this to him! I bet he'd get a kick out of it.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2021:
Where have you been?... His campaign was sending stickers to donors about this...
LOL so I wonder just how many members they lose like this?...
phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2021:
Really seems counter-productive to me. & what does god need with money anyway?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2021:
Preacher boy needs a new Mercedes....
Well, well, well Sweet Home Alabama I guess....
Surfpirate comments on May 21, 2021:
Don't get me started, a group of Quebec Hillbillies just started setting up a trailer camp on the property behind mine, I can hear them tuning their banjos as I write this post. It's probably going to take the whole summer to clear them out of their squatters camp.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:
............
Be careful how you phrase it next time.
phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:
It's tough to find much humor in this whole situation, so almost anything is welcome. I like @Lizard_of_Ahaz 's suggestion below, btw.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:
@OldGoat43 They die anyway when snipers shoot peaceful protesters holding nothing but signs or try to go through a old Nazi style checkpoint to go to work or buy food then get shot for their trouble.
Be careful how you phrase it next time.
phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:
It's tough to find much humor in this whole situation, so almost anything is welcome. I like @Lizard_of_Ahaz 's suggestion below, btw.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:
@phxbillcee He is also wrong in calling black powder rockets "high explosive" as they decidedly are not. The weapons being used by Israel though decidedly are as well as White Phosphorus ones outlawed by Internation law when civilians are within the area of use. Hamas is actually making these rocket attacks in hopes that the world will see Israel for what they really are...
Be careful how you phrase it next time.
phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:
It's tough to find much humor in this whole situation, so almost anything is welcome. I like @Lizard_of_Ahaz 's suggestion below, btw.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:
@OldGoat43
Be careful how you phrase it next time.
phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:
It's tough to find much humor in this whole situation, so almost anything is welcome. I like @Lizard_of_Ahaz 's suggestion below, btw.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:
@OldGoat43 Oh and don't forget the USS Liberty.... https://theintercept.com/2017/06/06/fifty-years-later-nsa-keeps-details-of-israels-uss-liberty-attack-secret/
Be careful how you phrase it next time.
phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:
It's tough to find much humor in this whole situation, so almost anything is welcome. I like @Lizard_of_Ahaz 's suggestion below, btw.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:
@OldGoat43 The people who though welcomed from Europe as brother's with nothing but the clothes on their backs when nobody else would accept them then attacked their benefactors to steal their lands claiming lands that they had been expelled from over 1500 years before by the Romans.... They have been using military force against Palestine since 1948 pushing their border further out and forcing people from their homelands of thousands of years. How would you feel if soldiers came into your neighborhood bulldozing your home and building ones for their own people?... https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-54116567
Makes about as much sense and anything else in theology....
bobwjr comments on May 21, 2021:
Pass
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:
Gas?........
Makes about as much sense and anything else in theology....
phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:
I always felt that was about it anyway...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:
https://youtu.be/6-v9Y5n9usI
I'd rather the company...I'll still have all of you guys there!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2021:
Hell is doing much better these days I hear they have air conditioning....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2021:
@phxbillcee All of them.... It is the ignorant annoying jackasses that go to heaven which is why the property values up there are so low....
I wonder if the FBI and DOJ are going to properly investigate this pipleline "ransomware attack" ...
AtheistInNC comments on May 20, 2021:
They could pay themselves the 5.5 million (or whatever it was) and make a payment on their superyacht ... how clever.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2021:
Not to mention the money they made off the pipeline related "gas shortage..." That could top a billion in profits for Koch...
Biblical pizza....
Budgie comments on May 20, 2021:
Wear what you like it does not worry me, I don't like body shaming. I am more concerned at the angle of one of them she is going to do herself some damage.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2021:
@Budgie With Hoover that would have been fine he was a creepy piece of shit...
Biblical pizza....
Budgie comments on May 20, 2021:
Wear what you like it does not worry me, I don't like body shaming. I am more concerned at the angle of one of them she is going to do herself some damage.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2021:
You are making assumptions on a persons sex because of their footwear... How do you know that isn't a picture of J. Edgar Hoover's footwear?...
When you run into those annoying types like anti-vaxxers...
KateOahu comments on May 19, 2021:
I would never take such extreme measures. But I WOULD like it if we could make mental competency a requirement for adults.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
@MsKathleen I haven't bought anything from them in 4 years.
When you run into those annoying types like anti-vaxxers...
KateOahu comments on May 19, 2021:
I would never take such extreme measures. But I WOULD like it if we could make mental competency a requirement for adults.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
@MsKathleen This quote of his was from his book "First Prejudices" printed in 1919 and with history being as prone to repeating itself because most people aren't interested in actual historical events is once again coming to pass. Bezos the Dragon is having a new yacht built that is so big it will need its own zip code while his employees are being cheated out of pay and benefits. Most of them need welfare to keep a roof over their heads and food on the table yet he spends more to prevent unions for forming that paying them a decent living wage would cost him. A little piracy might not be the worst that could happen in the world today if you ask me... *Personal opinion*
Anyone we know?....
phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2021:
Some fascists do have an orange skin, tho!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
Thin and orange.... And according to the NY attorney General the investigation of him and his family is no longer only civil but criminal as well...
When you run into those annoying types like anti-vaxxers...
KateOahu comments on May 19, 2021:
I would never take such extreme measures. But I WOULD like it if we could make mental competency a requirement for adults.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
H. L. Mencken was always a bit on the sarcastic side....
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
BDair comments on May 19, 2021:
How to tell if a person has been jabbed. https://youtu.be/N4jlsRXn2Qc
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
@BDair Sorry but in the video blaming the woman's death on the vaccine it was debunked in fact she didn't even die she fainted.... She has a medical condition which causes fainting spells... Gad you are a gullible tool aren't you?... https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-nurse-covid-vaccine-dead/fact-check-nurse-who-fainted-after-covid-19-vaccine-did-not-die-idUSKBN29629G As for the second video that is why the clinics are all keeping Epi-pens on site and require a waiting period before you can leave the premises... You must love being a failure you do it so well and are so insistent in proving you are one... Almost as if it is your sole source of pride in life which explains why you are an incel...
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
BDair comments on May 19, 2021:
https://www.medalerts.org/vaersdb/findfield.php?TABLE=ON=CAT=ON=COVID19=IwAR0ZOUG6St-mGsl13YQ5blB58lySmcNXsKeEJWUREI-ejrw4wgPoGVfgDRU
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-vaers/fact-check-reports-of-adverse-effects-in-us-database-arent-confirmed-to-be-linked-to-vaccination-idUSKBN2AE0QQ
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
BDair comments on May 19, 2021:
https://www.medalerts.org/vaersdb/findfield.php?TABLE=ON=CAT=ON=COVID19=IwAR0ZOUG6St-mGsl13YQ5blB58lySmcNXsKeEJWUREI-ejrw4wgPoGVfgDRU
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
Congratulations you mistook unfiltered and unconfirmed reports that can be entered by anyone for actual data.... Considering that there are now close to one million deaths that are suspected to be from COVID and over 600,000 admitted in the US alone even if those deaths had been vaccine related which so far NO VACCINE RELATED DEATHS CAN BE CONFIRMED I think the vaccine is obviously much safe than COVID especially since less than 10% of the country has been admitted to be infected but more than 60% have been vaccinated.... Oh and FYI of those admitted cases about 6,000,000 still haven't been resolved which means recovery or DEATH... At the present rate of deaths to recovery that means another 120,000 deaths just with the admitted cases... https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
BDair comments on May 19, 2021:
How to tell if a person has been jabbed. https://youtu.be/N4jlsRXn2Qc
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
Thanks for posting the link though I reported it to you tube and expect it to be removed soon as well as the poster being banned for life.
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
Logician comments on May 18, 2021:
Annnd, go down to the morgues and cemeteries and speak to the ones who DID get those DNA altering poisons injected into their body, and DIED from them! Eric Clapton just said in an interview in Rolling Stone Magazine, that due to his listening to the PROPAGANDA about how "safe and effective" ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
@MichelleGar1 Oh and look Big Dumb Airhead just posted a fake vaccine video that took me less than one minute to debunk...
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
BDair comments on May 19, 2021:
How to tell if a person has been jabbed. https://youtu.be/N4jlsRXn2Qc
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2021:
And yet it wasn't vaccine related.... Once again you are proving yourself to be an airhead...The woman in that video lives in Argentina and was NOT vaccinated so once again you are proving that you are NOT smart enough to be considered an idiot. Maybe you should fact check this crap before passing it on because your sources are deliberately misinforming you... It took me less than 1 minute to debunk your idiotic claim... Video shows a patient having a seizure at a hospital in Argentina, not a Covid-19 vaccine recipient AFP Argentina, Nadia Nasanovsky Facebook Twitter Email Published on Thursday 04 March 2021 at 04:35 Copyright AFP 2017-2021. All rights reserved. A clip of a woman convulsing on the ground has spread across social media worldwide in multiple languages alongside a claim that she is suffering from side effects after receiving a Covid-19 vaccine. But this claim is false: the video showed a patient suffering a seizure at the Larcade hospital near Buenos Aires in Argentina, and doctors there told AFP that the woman had not been vaccinated against Covid-19. One Facebook post featuring the video has been shared nearly 470 times in Nigeria and Germany since it was published on February 24, 2021. https://factcheck.afp.com/video-shows-patient-having-seizure-hospital-argentina-not-covid-19-vaccine-recipient
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
Logician comments on May 18, 2021:
Annnd, go down to the morgues and cemeteries and speak to the ones who DID get those DNA altering poisons injected into their body, and DIED from them! Eric Clapton just said in an interview in Rolling Stone Magazine, that due to his listening to the PROPAGANDA about how "safe and effective" ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2021:
All these wild claims without a shred of evidence to back them up.... You sound like a Christian.... Oh and Eric Clapton is just another full of shit attention whore.... Another has been who just wants to be relevant... https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/9574414/eric-clapton-covid-19-vaccine-reactions-slams-propaganda/ After his bout with COVID Sgt Shitty Pants is singing a whole new tune and screaming at people to get vaccinated... https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/ted-nugent-covid-19-1158483/ This is the true story of Ahmed who was much stronger and healthier than you could ever be before COVID and is still facing a long hard road to recovery... https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/coronavirus/patient-stories/ahmad-ayyad.html
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
bookofmorons comments on May 18, 2021:
you could also ask them how they voted last November
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2021:
@bookofmorons Or if someone posts stupid shit like @BDair head does you know for sure that he isn't smart enough to get vaccinated...Speaking of posting stupid shit that is easily debunked look at the non-Logician above....
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
bookofmorons comments on May 18, 2021:
you could also ask them how they voted last November
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2021:
@bookofmorons Or you can ask them who they watch for "news" if they answer Fox, Newsmax, or any of the right wing propaganda sources you know to stay the hell away from them...
How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated.... [hopkinsmedicine.org]
bookofmorons comments on May 18, 2021:
you could also ask them how they voted last November
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2021:
Yeah but this guy is real... He went from top athlete to disabled mess in 25 days after being infected by COVID....
Random cats and stuff....
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2021:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2021:
@FrayedBear My eldest cat right now will be 13 in October and the one who was mine growing up died in her sleep at 22 years of age.
Random cats and stuff....
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2021:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2021:
@FrayedBear
Random cats and stuff....
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2021:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2021:
@FrayedBear Unfortunately many larger dogs have health problems as do small ones. Medium sized ones tend to live longer and healthier lives.
Random cats and stuff....
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2021:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2021:
@FrayedBear I imagine it keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses out of the yard as well...
Or current events either....
bookofmorons comments on May 17, 2021:
how many died for such nonsensical arguments is simply staggering
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2021:
How many are still dying is inexcusable.

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