I bet he had fun in the drunk tank

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2020:

What are we going to do for entertainment on the Internet when Floriduh sinks beneath the waves?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2020:

@glennlab Tallahassee is one of the few points that rise above 200 feet over sea level... But after a few years of hurricanes even that will change. https://www.netstate.com/states/geography/mapcom/fl_mapscom.htm

Guess who's Harvard-bound?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2020:

Other answers... #1 Are the branches in the same tree or different ones?... #3 A pond has no exit so it still has 8 fish in it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2020:

@Alienbeing You are still ignoring reality because this has nothing to do with "companies..."

Guess who's Harvard-bound?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2020:

Other answers... #1 Are the branches in the same tree or different ones?... #3 A pond has no exit so it still has 8 fish in it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2020:

@Alienbeing You are ignoring the reality set before you...

Guess who's Harvard-bound?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2020:

Other answers... #1 Are the branches in the same tree or different ones?... #3 A pond has no exit so it still has 8 fish in it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2020:

@Alienbeing Trump running for president didn't require someone to vote for him either but a huge number of stupid people did anyway...

Guess who's Harvard-bound?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2020:

Other answers... #1 Are the branches in the same tree or different ones?... #3 A pond has no exit so it still has 8 fish in it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2020:

@Alienbeing His rules opened the door for them to be hired... He might as well have hired them.

Agnosticism is the natural attitude of the evolutionist.

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 2, 2020:

Wait! Are we throwing quotes out there now on this site too? Might you at least show the intrepidity to offer an opinion upon the quote, if only as an icebreaker?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2020:

It's bullshit...

Welcome to the bible belt....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 2, 2020:

Obesity is a right isn't it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2020:

@bookofmorons Not around me the Garbage Corral out here closed down before the pandemic... Better and cheaper as well as healthier places to eat here...

Welcome to the bible belt....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 2, 2020:

Obesity is a right isn't it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2020:

So is the indiscriminate use of Mayonnaise but both will disable and kill you all the same....

A little picker upper

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 1, 2020:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2020:

@glennlab Well when the guy has a low sperm count I guess that helps....

Yes I am...

SiouxcitySue comments on Dec 1, 2020:

Yes, but are you also a lumberjack?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2020:

For a while I worked as a tree trimer, removal, and firewood man. I used to climb trees and use a Stil chainsaw often when the Santa Ana winds kicked up.

Guess who's Harvard-bound?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2020:

Other answers... #1 Are the branches in the same tree or different ones?... #3 A pond has no exit so it still has 8 fish in it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2020:

@Alienbeing Thanks to Bush's "No child left behind" those "writers" are people who are unqualified that send in crap like this to school boards across the country....

Yes I am...

Paul4747 comments on Nov 30, 2020:

And it's okay if you want to dress as a lady, too. Honestly. Whatever does it for you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2020:

No I will not hang out in a bar with you...

Billionaire Alignment Chart

bookofmorons comments on Nov 29, 2020:

thought you said "Billionaiews"? Doubtful if the Ass hat at the end is

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2020:

@Hages Doubtful as he has a lot of undisclosed debt which hasn't been tracked down yet.

Is peace coming at last?...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 28, 2020:

Some one will need to count the silverware and the other valuables in theWH after ahole leaves.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 28, 2020:

@bookofmorons Search everything they try to take off the property . Since they behave like common criminals treat them as such.

Leftovers again?...

GeorgeRocheleau comments on Nov 27, 2020:

Recipes?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2020:

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Someone faked it but it does sounds like him...

FrayedBear comments on Nov 24, 2020:

Yawn! Snore.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2020:

Try the scroll wheel or don't you know how to use it?...

It's the world as we know it...

TCorCM comments on Nov 24, 2020:

Actually, crystals do have power. It's used in technology, like watches.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2020:

You are mistaking vibrational frequency for power... You need an external power source to create the vibrations...

Not a Meme, but definitely a WTF?!!? Getting Fit With Jesus. [facebook.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2020:

3:20 time mark... https://youtu.be/7SZ2cDG84RI

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2020:

@scurry Flashback is a great one too but people want a fortune for a used DVD even. I saw a used DVD on ebay for the film above with an asking price of $100

Trump dump

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Right now the first one hurts because I found out that yesterday my 34 year old daughter died of the virus because she didn't believe in it and failed to seek medical help.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@Boomtarat03 Thank you for your words this was my only child and no parent should have to bury their child especially because due to listening to the wrong people she ended her life alone drowning in her own blood. Pulmonary edema is a bad way to go.

Trump dump

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Right now the first one hurts because I found out that yesterday my 34 year old daughter died of the virus because she didn't believe in it and failed to seek medical help.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@actofdog Thank you I don't mean to down your efforts to keep things upbeat but it is going to take time for me is all. I just hope others here don't have to go through what I am right now.

Trump dump

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Right now the first one hurts because I found out that yesterday my 34 year old daughter died of the virus because she didn't believe in it and failed to seek medical help.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@actofdog No I just have to live with what happened but right now if my ex-wife was in front of me I would either need to dispose of the body or plead justifiable homicide...

Let's hate Florida!

Chatoyant comments on Nov 20, 2020:

I just escaped Florida, arrived in Seattle 3 days ago and couldn't be happier with the weather. I am so sick of being hot and sweaty. People think it's nice all year round in Florida, but if it gets cold in the morning its just a scam. By noon you will be gasping for air and stripping your clothes ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 22, 2020:

I imagine that the lack of cockroaches the size of dogs is also a blessing....

Never noticed this before....

Joanne comments on Nov 21, 2020:

I hope one more comparison can be made: fingers "crossed."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@FrayedBear Thanks to people like Prescott Bush (G. H. W. Bush's father) working with the Nazis and trying to overthrow the government to put in a Nazi dictator just like Hitler we hadn't even entered WW2 at that time... Russia could have joined in though but opted to sign a non-aggression pact that Hitler later broke by attacking them. Once things settled down in the US though the difficulty lay in how to mount a surprise attack after mobilizing a force large enough to defeat them.... If you want to use hindsight the best time to have ended Hitler would have been to shoot him before he was elected Chancellor of Germany....

Never noticed this before....

FrayedBear comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Those retrospective abortions are so hard to get. I'm told that the Swedes have it down to a fine art - just leave them sleeping outside the back door in mid midwinter & if that is too far away there's always the gunny sack in the pond same as for the cats.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 21, 2020:

Retro-"active"

Never noticed this before....

Joanne comments on Nov 21, 2020:

I hope one more comparison can be made: fingers "crossed."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 21, 2020:

Already been done...

Never noticed this before....

Paul4747 comments on Nov 21, 2020:

I'm going to have to take issue with points #1, 4, and 5. To clarify- "being a prejudiced jackass" is not the same thing as "fighting political correctness", it's just being a prejudiced jackass; and if anybody's persecuting Trump, it's in his own mind. Or maybe he's confused "prosecuting" with ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 21, 2020:

A meme like this is called sarcasm....

Rendezvous.

AtheistInNC comments on Nov 19, 2020:

What do you call someone who can speak three languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who can speak two languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who can speak one language? American.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 19, 2020:

I speak English, Bad English and Sarcasm...

TW: dg use.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2020:

You have to realize that in any family situation where there is someone like you who is fighting to become a winner they will always resent you because they are losers and know it. They take pride in being losers and worked hard to become such and resent you for becoming someone better because they ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 19, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal People are people you just have to accept that they are what they are. You can't change them they have to change themselves and the vast majority aren't even willing to try....

Having a rough day.....

MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Cookie's! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 18, 2020:

Kind of burnt ones if you ask me....

And perhaps not being an asshole towards others might just help a bit?...

k80b619 comments on Nov 17, 2020:

There was a study done once of loan applications and they found that if the applicant referenced "God" in the application they were something like 4X more likely to default. Here is one reference to them ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2020:

@k80b619 I used to work for an old Jewish money lending used car dealer about 25 years ago.... He taught me the same thing that it took Colombia University a huge research grant to figure out....

Yes please....

bookofmorons comments on Nov 17, 2020:

Yeah . . . like Trump would be in an active war zone

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2020:

Does that actually look like an active war zone anywhere but Trump's own mind?....

And perhaps not being an asshole towards others might just help a bit?...

Willow_Wisp comments on Nov 17, 2020:

There's definitely something fishy about anyone showing off that stupid fish, but the one's with legs seem cool.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2020:

If you want more try this site.... https://www.spaghettimonster.org/

And perhaps not being an asshole towards others might just help a bit?...

Willow_Wisp comments on Nov 17, 2020:

There's definitely something fishy about anyone showing off that stupid fish, but the one's with legs seem cool.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2020:

Which one?...

This one hit the Bullseye!

Wisterious comments on Nov 17, 2020:

The big, more philosophical picture: The us and them mentality; tribalism. Would like to give it more, hopefully independent, thought.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2020:

@Wisterious Dream all you want reality is a bit different.... If you want compromise try asking these clowns for it... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/11/16/1996189/-Illogical-Compromise

This one hit the Bullseye!

Wisterious comments on Nov 17, 2020:

The big, more philosophical picture: The us and them mentality; tribalism. Would like to give it more, hopefully independent, thought.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 17, 2020:

So you think that the left should get over this "us them tribalism?"

The evil plot to destroy America according to conservatives....

FrayedBear comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Simple supply & demand rules first requires American demand. Doesn't it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 16, 2020:

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Christian Business in Alabama Refuses to Print LGBTQ-Themed Student Magazine | Hemant Mehta | ...

DenoPenno comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Find another printer even if they are out of state. Problem solved.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 16, 2020:

Make sure all the schools in the state do the same and problem is really solved when that printer goes out of business....

When they feel threatened in the bathroom....

FrayedBear comments on Nov 15, 2020:

Disgusting dirty bastard. Don't they sell toilet paper and washing machines in the USA?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2020:

Yeah but Trumpanzees are always feeling threatened and shitting themselves....

Nationalist Vacation....

Redneckliberal comments on Nov 15, 2020:

HE'S AS USELESS AS TASTE BUDS ON AN ASSHOLE

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2020:

I not only agree with that assessment but think everyone he knows is at least as worthless as he is...

When they feel threatened in the bathroom....

Wisterious comments on Nov 15, 2020:

WTF? He should be afraid of his anus if it's leaving a stain like that! ...or is that stain from chaffing? Just hope his cojones don't get caught in the trigger.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 15, 2020:

I don't think they are big enough....

Dammit that really hurts....

bookofmorons comments on Nov 14, 2020:

Humor is when someone else hits their thumb with a hammer

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2020:

Or when someone yells "hang in there baby..."

My step cousin’s wife posted this and it made me LIVID.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2020:

Stupid of her bragging how she is going to do many of the things she will never have a chance to do and probably is too damned dumb to accomplish in any case.... All she does is spew intentional stupidity and act as if she is better than anyone else who is going to have a life with real ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2020:

@TomMcGiverin You forgot committing acts of domestic terrorism, attending Trump rallies and assaulting counter protesters, Carrying firearms to go to the store or a a protest, belonging to a domestic terrorist organization, blaming immigrants because you lost your job because you are a shitty employee.... So many reasons not enough years to post them all....

My step cousin’s wife posted this and it made me LIVID.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2020:

Stupid of her bragging how she is going to do many of the things she will never have a chance to do and probably is too damned dumb to accomplish in any case.... All she does is spew intentional stupidity and act as if she is better than anyone else who is going to have a life with real ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal Out of curiosity I looked up pay rates for both job descriptions in your state... CNA is $11 an hour and correctional officer shows as $15 an hour... His job after the 1st of January here in California will be a minimum wage job...

My step cousin’s wife posted this and it made me LIVID.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2020:

Stupid of her bragging how she is going to do many of the things she will never have a chance to do and probably is too damned dumb to accomplish in any case.... All she does is spew intentional stupidity and act as if she is better than anyone else who is going to have a life with real ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 14, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal Yeah and having seen what jobs pay they I imagine they don't have much in the way of disposable income. If either of them get sick, disabled, or just plain lose their job they could get into real problems in very short order.

Oh, boy.

redhog comments on Nov 13, 2020:

So when you hear the BOOM from his house just sit back and laugh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2020:

@Triphid https://youtu.be/_NYFq7ZJg4c

Oh, boy.

redhog comments on Nov 13, 2020:

So when you hear the BOOM from his house just sit back and laugh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2020:

@Triphid Been my experience that large corporations care far more about profits than reputation.... Besides I can't think why he doesn't goon Amazon and pick up a couple nice 900 watt wind turbines which would do what he wants and be far less labor intensive not to mention highly unlikely to explode....

Oh, boy.

redhog comments on Nov 13, 2020:

So when you hear the BOOM from his house just sit back and laugh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2020:

@Triphid I honestly don't see why nobody will insure him since they will never be required to pay on a claim after all that just makes him a 100% profit account....

Oh, boy.

redhog comments on Nov 13, 2020:

So when you hear the BOOM from his house just sit back and laugh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2020:

@Triphid As a mental patient they can always sedate him..... Oh and be sure he removes that safety valve those pesky things reduce the pressure inside the cylinder... I do love his creative ignorance though a low pressure tank for a high pressure application with a car turbo that spins way too fast but has no real torque to spin an alternator and using an exposed heating element no doubt to electrically heat water with the resulting loss of efficiency. This should be very entertaining please keep us all posted on the results of his project including the size of the crater, distance the resulting mess flings his body parts (as well as the number of pieces) and the content of his insurance company's refusal letter....

Oh, boy.

redhog comments on Nov 13, 2020:

So when you hear the BOOM from his house just sit back and laugh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2020:

@Triphid If you have a dark sense of humor you can suggest he only fills the cylinder half way to make room for the steam to build up pressure.... If he does survive you can suggest he spend some time in a mental institution...

Oh, boy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2020:

Maybe he should just pray for lower electrical rates or perhaps use less electricity?... Since he doesn't seem to read or understand much living in the dark ages like he does turning off his lights shouldn't be an issue now should it?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2020:

@Triphid I went through almost 40 years of hell before they diagnosed me with PTSD from the military so I paid for my VA disability and then some but when people tell me how lucky I am I get irritated and tell them to give me all those years of my life back and they can have it.

Oh, boy.

redhog comments on Nov 13, 2020:

So when you hear the BOOM from his house just sit back and laugh.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2020:

@Triphid It often depends on the age of the cylinder and its condition even refilling older damaged ones with propane can be extremely dangerous and I bet your friendly neighborhood religious nutbar is using all used parts so keep track and be sure to have a detailed account ready for the Darwin Awards website....

Oh, boy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2020:

Maybe he should just pray for lower electrical rates or perhaps use less electricity?... Since he doesn't seem to read or understand much living in the dark ages like he does turning off his lights shouldn't be an issue now should it?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2020:

@Triphid Moronovision is a good name for it as well....

Oh, boy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2020:

Maybe he should just pray for lower electrical rates or perhaps use less electricity?... Since he doesn't seem to read or understand much living in the dark ages like he does turning off his lights shouldn't be an issue now should it?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2020:

@Triphid Tell him you will be happy to trade incomes so he can get the discount rate....

Oh, boy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2020:

Maybe he should just pray for lower electrical rates or perhaps use less electricity?... Since he doesn't seem to read or understand much living in the dark ages like he does turning off his lights shouldn't be an issue now should it?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2020:

@Triphid For a device with such high potential for good TV is mostly just trash and has earned the nicknames "itiot Box", "Stupidvision", and so many others....

Oh, boy.

Thirst2learn comments on Nov 13, 2020:

Just like the liberal idiot biden not knowing that electric cars need electricity which is produced by burning gasoline.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2020:

Sorry the OP states he is a uneducated conservative who probably reads as little as you apparently do....

A few goodies....

Boxdoc comments on Nov 13, 2020:

While not proven YET, the credible allegations and affidavits signed under penalty of perjury in this lawsuit cry out for further investigation. How about we maintain some intellectual honesty and keep an open mind until the evidence is all in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2wXRFXUGw0&t=2s

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 13, 2020:

Because everything on youtube is real right?... Trumpanzees are liars and the only voter fraud is on Trump's part like his son running around telling people to "get out the vote" a week after the election ends and military votes being called "election fraud." wake up and stop peddling fascist nonsense,,,,

Teacher paperclips a McDonald's application form to failed test.

AtheistInNC comments on Nov 12, 2020:

You have to solve integrals to get into mcdonalds now? Wow!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 12, 2020:

Actually what his teacher is saying is that since he can't solve them he or she needs to apply to McDonalds....

English cuisine...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 11, 2020:

Since everyone isn't getting this meme you can find the answer in this link.... https://www.nisbets.co.uk/dick-meat-tenderiser/gd787

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 12, 2020:

@FrayedBear But this one is a Dick....

English cuisine...

Moravian comments on Nov 12, 2020:

Priced in $ ??

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 12, 2020:

@Moravian At this time yes thanks to a corporate inversion... Seems though it was originally founded and owned by Pillsbury... They chain has gone through a lot of acquisitions and divestments worldwide...

English cuisine...

Moravian comments on Nov 12, 2020:

Priced in $ ??

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 12, 2020:

Burger King is a British corporation.... Dick is a German company.... What you would be buying is "steak in the Hamburg style" tenderized by a Dick meat tenderizer....

who wants him?😜

evergreen comments on Nov 11, 2020:

Straight to the nearest dumpster !

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 11, 2020:

Toxic waste being illegally dumped like that can get you in a lot of trouble...

For all your friends on Assbook who are bragging about having their Christmas decorations up early ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Nov 9, 2020:

Good! Elf = Evil Little Fucker

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 9, 2020:

...........

Burn Baby Burn!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2020:

Highlander....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 9, 2020:

@Surfpirate

Not the time to be nice yet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2020:

It will never be time to be friends with scum like that....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 9, 2020:

@FrayedBear Well they have Joke Biden's number in it.... They have him wearing a dress....

Some will remember these, but the humour/confusion is universal.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 8, 2020:

Made with pride in China....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 9, 2020:

@scurry They were made in China butt (pardon the pun) the cup designer was Japanese which when you consider the cartoons coming out of the country is both surprising and actually funny... https://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/mcdonalds-christmas-coffee-cup-nsfw-tweet-naughty-cheeks-bottom-a7471261.html

For the record, I Always blame Nickelback.

FrayedBear comments on Nov 8, 2020:

Particularly if English mushy peas and American mock mayonnaise!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 8, 2020:

https://clip.cafe/the-hitmans-bodyguard-2017/i-can-protect-from-bullets-explosives/ Transcript: I was at a client's funeral. Massive heart attack. I can protect someone from bullets and explosives, but there's nothing I can do against indiscriminate use of mayonnaise for 68 straight years. Technically, I was still on the payroll... so I was in the building, paying my respects. Amelia was there with some of her other Interpol agents. They were hoping to bust my client's shady and mayonnaise-chugging brother. Instead of doing things nice and quiet... they got marked, and their target runs. Oh, yeah.

Nothing to see here....

altschmerz comments on Nov 8, 2020:

Who, me? 😇

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 8, 2020:

@Freespirit64 With all the assholes on it and owning it what would you call it?...

Is everyone ready for the reruns?....

bookofmorons comments on Nov 8, 2020:

I have truly enjoyed watching him squirm as his "lead" disappeared over the last few days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 8, 2020:

More like completely lose his shit....

Nothing to see here....

altschmerz comments on Nov 8, 2020:

Who, me? 😇

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 8, 2020:

I posted this on Assbook and some guy tried to smartass me.... Told me he had just visited my mom so I told him "thank goodness for Lysol then."

Come on, Kanye, you too?

powder comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Antone know how many votes he ended up with?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 7, 2020:

Only his own I am sure...

Is Biden (eventually) going to win?

oldFloyd comments on Nov 5, 2020:

At least two more years of unadulterated bull f****** s*** every mother f****** day.🤬🤬🤬

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 7, 2020:

@JeffMurray He has been obvious about it and once the charges are filed he is a null and has no voice in the proceedings against him or others who had the charges filed against them at the same time... With several seats "empty" the Democrats would be in the majority.

Why is it always about anal?....

bookofmorons comments on Nov 7, 2020:

I'm hoping thats just peanut butter on that sandwich

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 7, 2020:

Problem is the elections were rigged to give us between shit and a shit sandwich so I find it unlikely....

Well it looks like even Draft Dodger Don has realized not even his Drag Queen Dragoons can save him ...

QuidamOutrepont comments on Nov 6, 2020:

A long walk on a short plank! Dinner time for sharkies!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 7, 2020:

Yo Ho Ho and a bucket of chum....

Well it looks like even Draft Dodger Don has realized not even his Drag Queen Dragoons can save him ...

freedom41 comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Prison or a mental health place will be good enough.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 6, 2020:

@freedom41 Since she lied on her citizenship application that would be doable and she needs to be charged with RICO offences along with her husband and all his kids so she goes back at least 10 years from now as a broke ass hooker which is all she really is anyway....

Well it looks like even Draft Dodger Don has realized not even his Drag Queen Dragoons can save him ...

freedom41 comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Prison or a mental health place will be good enough.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 6, 2020:

Prison for him and his entire family is my hope...

Is Biden (eventually) going to win?

whiskywoman comments on Nov 5, 2020:

all the ballots still hidden in post offices should be delivered and counted ....we need to send teams of dems and republicans to search for the ballots trumps cock holster caused to be left in post offices and it is a substantial number

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 6, 2020:

@whiskywoman If they are not all found with twice a day sweeps that judge is going to take it out on somebody...

Is Biden (eventually) going to win?

whiskywoman comments on Nov 5, 2020:

all the ballots still hidden in post offices should be delivered and counted ....we need to send teams of dems and republicans to search for the ballots trumps cock holster caused to be left in post offices and it is a substantial number

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 6, 2020:

@whiskywoman Check this latest article on the sweeps... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/11/5/1993112/-Judge-orders-twice-daily-sweeps-in-postal-facilities-in-states-where-ballots-can-still-count?detail=emaildkre

For U.S. residents: can you own a kangaroo?

FrayedBear comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Bloody disgraceful. They are ferals in every state outside of Australia. What's the map look like for keeping bears?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 5, 2020:

@FrayedBear On a more extensive examination I see that Alaska allows ownership of Alligators and Crocodiles which on the face of it is ridiculous after all where are you going to keep them during the winter in your bathtub?... And Texas allows the ownership of Baboons after all I guess they need to have a law to permit keeping your Trump supporting relatives right?...

For U.S. residents: can you own a kangaroo?

FrayedBear comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Bloody disgraceful. They are ferals in every state outside of Australia. What's the map look like for keeping bears?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 5, 2020:

@FrayedBear The only two states I see that allow private ownership of Kangaroos are New York and Tennessee ... https://www.findlaw.com/injury/torts-and-personal-injuries/exotic-animal-laws-by-state.html

Is Biden (eventually) going to win?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Hope those Trumpanzees start their "second civil war" soon so they can be rounded up and shot for treason.... The world needs some chlorine in their collective gene pool...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 5, 2020:

@Admin Also FYI Wilson was a member of the Klan.... As was McKinley and Harding. Coolidge apparently was NOT a member he was just an ultra conservative fool. https://www.history.com/news/woodrow-wilson-racial-segregation-jim-crow-ku-klux-klan

Is Biden (eventually) going to win?

oldFloyd comments on Nov 5, 2020:

At least two more years of unadulterated bull f****** s*** every mother f****** day.🤬🤬🤬

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 5, 2020:

@JeffMurray His campaign finance irregularities are cause enough for impeachment. Those have been going on since he took office... Also if he is the one being impeached he is not allowed any say in the proceedings... In Graham is on the same ticket for his violations of the Hatch act he has no say either. There are more than enough violations of both that the Senate would lose their majority leaving the Democrats in charge.

Is Biden (eventually) going to win?

whiskywoman comments on Nov 5, 2020:

all the ballots still hidden in post offices should be delivered and counted ....we need to send teams of dems and republicans to search for the ballots trumps cock holster caused to be left in post offices and it is a substantial number

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 5, 2020:

@whiskywoman The judge will be ordering new sweeps shortly wait and see...

Is Biden (eventually) going to win?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Hope those Trumpanzees start their "second civil war" soon so they can be rounded up and shot for treason.... The world needs some chlorine in their collective gene pool...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 5, 2020:

@Admin In 1922 Donnie Dumbass's father was arrested while participating in a Klan riot.... Today many of his followers still are members...

When the group admins finally get some time to themselves....

altschmerz comments on Nov 5, 2020:

I dare you to post that under "Topic of the Day".

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 5, 2020:

@altschmerz " Is Biden (eventually) going to win?"

Is Biden (eventually) going to win?

whiskywoman comments on Nov 5, 2020:

all the ballots still hidden in post offices should be delivered and counted ....we need to send teams of dems and republicans to search for the ballots trumps cock holster caused to be left in post offices and it is a substantial number

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 5, 2020:

The Post Office did that with its internal police force after a judge ordered it... Believe me Trump was less than pleased.

Is Biden (eventually) going to win?

oldFloyd comments on Nov 5, 2020:

At least two more years of unadulterated bull f****** s*** every mother f****** day.🤬🤬🤬

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 5, 2020:

Largely because Pelosi is too damned conservative and won't impeach many of her partners in crime from the GOP no matter what criminal actions they are party to... We could have been done with McConnell long ago if she had been more interested in serving the people than lining her pockets.

When the group admins finally get some time to themselves....

altschmerz comments on Nov 5, 2020:

I dare you to post that under "Topic of the Day".

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 5, 2020:

That group only allows the originator to make the OP... Or were you asking me to post it in another category as "topic of the day?"

For U.S. residents: can you own a kangaroo?

FrayedBear comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Bloody disgraceful. They are ferals in every state outside of Australia. What's the map look like for keeping bears?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 5, 2020:

I can tell you at a glance this isn't real.... Most private ownership of exotic animals is in the Deep South where the "roadside zoos" are still legal but the GOP won't allow them to be outlawed at the federal level. Those "private attractions" are usually at gas stations in broke ass areas that can't afford to treat the animals they keep fed much less in humane conditions.

Have you ever listened to a Trump speech and thought to yourself....

freedom41 comments on Nov 2, 2020:

That's way to do it or slap them up side the head.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2020:

Can I use a brick?.... Asking for a friend....

Have you ever listened to a Trump speech and thought to yourself....

BD66 comments on Nov 2, 2020:

Sounds like professional wrestling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkghtyxZ6rc

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2020:

Sounds more like domestic terrorism... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/11/1/1991714/-Trump-Blasts-FBI-For-Investigating-His-Bus-Blocking-Supporters-Encourages-Political-Violence?detail=emaildkre

Have you ever listened to a Trump speech and thought to yourself....

bookofmorons comments on Nov 2, 2020:

"Doctors get paid more if you die of COVID" Trump speech last week

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2020:

@bookofmorons

Have you ever listened to a Trump speech and thought to yourself....

bookofmorons comments on Nov 2, 2020:

"Doctors get paid more if you die of COVID" Trump speech last week

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2020:

Kind of like the time he told everyone that "We wouldn't have so many cases of COVID if we didn't test people...."

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Stilltrying1964 comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Damn, so how is key lime pie REALLY made?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2020:

take one key, mix thoroughly with the juice of one lime and multiply by 3.14159....

... Self explanatory.

Babyoda comments on Oct 31, 2020:

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 1, 2020:

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So quickly they learn....

bookofmorons comments on Oct 31, 2020:

pitching or catching?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2020:

Your comment wins the....

Kitchen tragedies.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2020:

That last one looks more like the cover to the book in the "Evil Dead" movies....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2020:

@scurry My bad, I see so many movies sometimes they blur together a bit.

Ahhh reminds me of my childhood....

bookofmorons comments on Oct 31, 2020:

Thats the only Family Circle cartoon that I ever found funny

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2020:

@bookofmorons Not that one, this one... "So quickly they learn...."

Ahhh reminds me of my childhood....

bookofmorons comments on Oct 31, 2020:

Thats the only Family Circle cartoon that I ever found funny

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2020:

You didn't like the other I posted yesterday?....

Get Out The Vote for Foster

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Self regulation of industry is a bad joke that has never worked. It inevitably ends with workers being screwed and corporations dumping hazardous waste in your backyard... Any student of history who has actually studied it can tell you this...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 30, 2020:

@BDair Because they paid a lot of money for lack of enforcement and elimination of those regulations.

Get Out The Vote for Foster

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Self regulation of industry is a bad joke that has never worked. It inevitably ends with workers being screwed and corporations dumping hazardous waste in your backyard... Any student of history who has actually studied it can tell you this...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 30, 2020:

@BDair You can never have it both ways and the people running huge corporations are sociopathic... It is one of the things they look for in corporate executives because they don't care about anyone but themselves which is what has created the problems we face today.