Toddler throwing a tantrum....

BD66 comments on Nov 2, 2021:

World's biggest spending Congress doesn't want to spend less money.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2021:

@BD66 In a state where the Klan is about half the population this only proves Virginia has never moved far from its deeply rooted treason....

Toddler throwing a tantrum....

BD66 comments on Nov 2, 2021:

World's biggest spending Congress doesn't want to spend less money.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2021:

That just goes to show if you can find something even more stupid to say than you ever have before you are going to go for the gold.... The real fun part is the Republicans and corporate Dems who both talk about spending less always end up costing the poor and middle class more by spending money on things we don't need....

Toddler throwing a tantrum....

Lorajay comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Oh dear that means he may never make it to the Moon.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2021:

I say we dump all these scum on the moon with everything they need to build a colony except labor (let them supply their own for a change). After a couple years of accomplishing nothing except racing around in moon rovers spinning doughnuts throwing parties and using up their supplies the problem will solve itself.... Of course as irresponsible as these jackasses are they may not even live that long before killing themselves through some act of stupidity... We can start a pool on that if you like I give them all about a week...

How to tell when the owner is a cheapskate that you don't want to work for...

St-Sinner comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Lol..... Correct. There is a labor shortage, especially of patient severs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2021:

@zeuser Meanwhile the corporate tools keep trying to spread the nonsense myth that "people don't want to work anymore" when those people are working from home where they don't have to put up with the bullshit...

Biden ended his speech this way . . .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Fucking coward sucking up to his big donors Goldman Sachs and Blackstone the two largest business partners of Koch Industries in oil pipelines...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2021:

@AnonySchmoose Best most organized mass movements that don't involve fake "progressives" are Our Revolution and Justice Democrats most of the others involve corporate Dems fleecing progressives then backstabbing us all...

Warning! A teeeeeerrible dad joke! 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2021:

That should have been 0Mg.... 0mg is zero milligrams.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2021:

@Ryo1 Crap I learned this shit playing with the chemistry set I got when I was 10 after 50 plus years it is pretty much second nature by now.

Biden ended his speech this way . . .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Fucking coward sucking up to his big donors Goldman Sachs and Blackstone the two largest business partners of Koch Industries in oil pipelines...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2021:

@AnonySchmoose We also need to be very loud and aggressive telling them we know what is wrong and who is behind them. Then tell them if they won't make the changes we want we will get someone in office who will! That means stop supporting corporate whores like Hillary....

How to tell when the owner is a cheapskate that you don't want to work for...

St-Sinner comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Lol..... Correct. There is a labor shortage, especially of patient severs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2021:

I would have zero patience with asshole customers who complained about service if I was working for a cheapskate boss also.... If they complained to me I would give them a full broadside about their cheap ass tipping on a shit paying job tell them I am quitting so if they want anything they will just have to get off their cheap lazy asses and get it themselves...

Great money saving idea for corporate America....

Levelheaded comments on Nov 2, 2021:

I’m trying to think of one that I look up to. Even Warren Buffett was too scared to invest in anything tech and lost money last year.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2021:

All they do is steal money from the economy by driving prices for goods up...

From the set of "Rust"...

Moravian comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Not funny. This story has been in the news in the UK since the incident but it probably hardly merits a thought in the US as accidental shootings are so common., It is unlikely that a similar shooting could occur in the UK as guns are treated with respect. Very sad.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2021:

@Moravian The woman who was killed was one of the people who was responsible for her own death by skirting the safety regulations that would have saved her own life and you want me to feel sorry for someone that stupid?... Anyone with half a brain should have walked off the set with the safety crew and arms master until the situation was rectified. What caused this was arrogance, negligence, greed and stupidity.

Since most of you live in the Northern Hemisphere, this one is just for you....LOL.

bobwjr comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Gives cold head

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2021:

She won't give you an STD but she will freeze your balls off....

From the set of "Rust"...

Moravian comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Not funny. This story has been in the news in the UK since the incident but it probably hardly merits a thought in the US as accidental shootings are so common., It is unlikely that a similar shooting could occur in the UK as guns are treated with respect. Very sad.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 2, 2021:

Respecting the feelings of jackasses who cause their own deaths in "accidental shootings" because they REFUSED to follow safety protocols designed to prevent these types of accidents and putting amateurs in charge who take shortcuts and allow unauthorized shooting sprees with guns that are going to be used as props in a movies don't deserve my pity. The gun should have been checked at least four times before it was handed to Baldwin and since he was using it he should have checked it again to be sure it was actually a "cold gun" meaning it was unloaded... If I was producing that rat fuck a lot of heads would be rolling and I would make sure they were blackballed for life The gun safety people walked off the set the day before because of the cuts to safety regulations required by the industry and I don't blame them a fucking bit! I would have walked off too! No professional in the movie industry allows live ammo unsecured in the arms locker during filming and guess what they found? Fucking Karma is a bitch and she has no mercy or pity so why should I?...

Couple of last minute Halloween specials...

bobwjr comments on Nov 1, 2021:

Evangelical Christians have been insane for a long time

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 1, 2021:

As long as there have been evangelical Christians...

Just so U know!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2021:

I love the summer when it warms up enough that my joints stop aching...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 1, 2021:

@Diogenes I am 63 and my body already feels like it is going on 631 but I refuse to die.... I am just going to keep on cranking so the world keeps on turning just to piss off the assholes I don't like!

Couple of last minute Halloween specials...

Lorajay comments on Nov 1, 2021:

The far right evangelicals maintain control by planting seeds in people's minds that personal change means they have truly accepted God. That personal change needs to be something very tangible. For example my stepdaughter had to give up wearing jeans which she said she would never do but then God ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 1, 2021:

@Lorajay Anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers as well?... In that case you will likely outlive them both...

Just so U know!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2021:

I love the summer when it warms up enough that my joints stop aching...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 1, 2021:

@Diogenes My body is just torn up a bit from all the shit I put it through and I am 20 years younger than you are but with the weather changing I hurt like hell lately.

From the set of "Rust"...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 1, 2021:

Once when I went to a bar, a rather shady establishment, the bouncer at the door asked if I had any weapons. I responded, "Is that a prerequisite?" Not sure if he fully understood, but he certainly didn't appreciate my "stab" at humor.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 1, 2021:

Cop asked me the same question once and I asked him if a thermonuclear device could be considered a weapon.... He just looked at me funny and called me a "smartass" but failed to notice I never really did answer his question....

Just so U know!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2021:

I love the summer when it warms up enough that my joints stop aching...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 1, 2021:

@Diogenes Croaking oil?....

Couple of last minute Halloween specials...

Lorajay comments on Nov 1, 2021:

The far right evangelicals maintain control by planting seeds in people's minds that personal change means they have truly accepted God. That personal change needs to be something very tangible. For example my stepdaughter had to give up wearing jeans which she said she would never do but then God ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 1, 2021:

Want to try out my baseball bat?... You might be able to knock some sense back into her... I despise Funduhmenatlist churches they suck the life out of everyone they get their claws into...

Couple of last minute Halloween specials...

Donna_I comments on Nov 1, 2021:

why do some people hate fun!😥

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 1, 2021:

Because they hate life and in the end themselves as well... The only thing that prevents some of them from committing suicide as far as I can tell is that the Holy Babbles tells them it is a "sin"...

Inspired by The Queen's Gambit: [etsy.com]

FrayedBear comments on Nov 1, 2021:

Do you insert it lit or unlit?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 1, 2021:

"Asking for a friend" are you?...

Capitalism, Communism and Socialism defined by trains....

BD66 comments on Nov 1, 2021:

In 1960 jet airliners went into widespread service. At that time, you could fly from San Francisco to San Diego in 1 hour. California is proposing to spend somewhere between $80,000,000,000 and $100,000,000,000 to build a high speed rail service from San Francisco to San Diego. If they ever get ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 1, 2021:

Gad you really are a moron at times aren't you?.... High speed rail in this country is a capitalist compromise to true efficient high speed transportation. For that same $100,000,000,000 a socialist state would have high speed hydrogen powered monorail over the highways linking much of the state and a trip from San Diego to San Francisco would take about an hour and a half in complete comfort with no pollution.... Ontario Airport to San Francisco I know for a FACT takes a bit more (90 minutes to be exact) than the stated hour you mention and it is 100 miles North of San Diego....

Let me know how this plan works out.... Not in person of course just post it here.

racocn8 comments on Oct 31, 2021:

A Cosby meme? Really?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2021:

*Sighs* methaqualone In his testimony, Cosby admitted to casual sex involving recreational use of the sedative-hypnotic methaqualone (Quaaludes) with a series of young women, and he acknowledged that his dispensing the prescription drug was illegal. Bill Cosby sexual assault cases - Wikipedia

Happy Halloween Catholics...

FrayedBear comments on Oct 31, 2021:

Shadows on the wall inspire this pumpkin carving?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2021:

You tell us...

It is time to reflect

bobwjr comments on Oct 31, 2021:

Rarely

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2021:

@Beowulfsfriend Thankfully.... Though I heard stories about guys getting knifed for even looking at another hooker by the one they were with...

'Surprise Me' sounds rather ominous....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2021:

Spill his guts.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2021:

@AnonySchmoose Exactly....

Ah kitty! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2021:

I have four indoor only cats and none of them do this....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 I was using Blue Buffalo until I found that brand on a site that lists brands that have high levels of toxic contamination in them. So I changed to American Journey because they were not listed anywhere for that but were also rated number one for dietary health. Oh and my cat also loves his liver...

Ah kitty! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2021:

I have four indoor only cats and none of them do this....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Frisco is their "store Brand" and for dry food I get mine American Journey which is also their store brand. It has more protein and less carbs that any other dryfood I have found.I also give them tuna, halibut, beef, chicken and pork for treats depending on what I am cooking.

This Halloween don't take chances it might not be a friend he is asking for.....

Lorajay comments on Oct 30, 2021:

Please tell me I'm safe since I am not dead.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2021:

@FrayedBear Since you asked how to stay 2 meters apart from a corpse you are having sex with you should be the last one asking this question....

Ah kitty! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2021:

I have four indoor only cats and none of them do this....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 I use the Frisco cat litter it comes in 40 pound bags and cost less than most of the stuff in the store plus there is very little dust.

This Halloween don't take chances it might not be a friend he is asking for.....

bobwjr comments on Oct 30, 2021:

Sometimes

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2021:

@FrayedBear If you are having sex with someone who is dead I think you have bigger problems....

This Halloween don't take chances it might not be a friend he is asking for.....

bobwjr comments on Oct 30, 2021:

Sometimes

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2021:

@FrayedBear

This Halloween don't take chances it might not be a friend he is asking for.....

FrayedBear comments on Oct 30, 2021:

C19 also.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 31, 2021:

I doubt it....

Ah kitty! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2021:

I have four indoor only cats and none of them do this....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 30, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Yeah those 40 pound containers of cat litter are a bitch to drag home from the store. Nice to have them delivered saves a lot of wear and tear on my body.

Ah kitty! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2021:

I have four indoor only cats and none of them do this....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 30, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Depending which warehouse they send it from one to four days. Most of what I get comes from NV or AZ but some items usually not very often can come from Texas or the East coast even but not very often. And if you buy once a month you can get free shipping.

Ah kitty! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2021:

I have four indoor only cats and none of them do this....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 30, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Ever go on chewy.com? Some of the trees there are nice and not too bad in quality. I have one of those and a seven and a half foot tall locally made one with good carpet on it.

Ah kitty! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2021:

I have four indoor only cats and none of them do this....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 30, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 I bet compared to mine they are neglected... Mine are all spoiled rotten they even have two nice climbing trees in the house.

Ah kitty! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 30, 2021:

I have four indoor only cats and none of them do this....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 30, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 The only time cats do this is when they are agitated... Or you haven't cleaned the box...

When people ask...

bobwjr comments on Oct 29, 2021:

Looks good

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 29, 2021:

@dalefvictor Unfortunately those type of videos are never boring to me and I end up staying up more...

When people ask...

bobwjr comments on Oct 29, 2021:

Looks good

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 29, 2021:

I just wish I could sleep like that the last two nights I only got about two hours a night. I only got that much because I took 10mg of melatonin each night.

Back to work! Ugh!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2021:

..................

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 29, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Didn't you know that "work" is a four letter word that ends in "K"?

Pretty good advice....

TheoryNumber3 comments on Oct 28, 2021:

Leave after the first lie!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 29, 2021:

@FrayedBear

Like the workers aren't going to figure it out right?...

BD66 comments on Oct 27, 2021:

The end of the Cold War changed everything. During the Cold War, Western Capitalists only had access to a small portion of the World's labor pool. Now they have access to the entire world's labor pool. Great if you are a worker in India, Vietnam, Malaysia. It sucks if you are a worker in...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 28, 2021:

@BD66 Conservative corporate Democratic congress that called itself "bipartisan".... Actually Democratic conservatives like Joke Munchkin the same stupid piece of shit who owns 500 million in coal companies and is trying to block the build back better act because they won't turn it into welfare for corporations instead...

Like the workers aren't going to figure it out right?...

BD66 comments on Oct 27, 2021:

The end of the Cold War changed everything. During the Cold War, Western Capitalists only had access to a small portion of the World's labor pool. Now they have access to the entire world's labor pool. Great if you are a worker in India, Vietnam, Malaysia. It sucks if you are a worker in...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 28, 2021:

@BD66 Want to guess who was president in 1995 and where those subprime loan regulations came from?.... Hint: the same bill legalized Adjustable Rate Mortgages....

Like the workers aren't going to figure it out right?...

BD66 comments on Oct 27, 2021:

The end of the Cold War changed everything. During the Cold War, Western Capitalists only had access to a small portion of the World's labor pool. Now they have access to the entire world's labor pool. Great if you are a worker in India, Vietnam, Malaysia. It sucks if you are a worker in...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 28, 2021:

@BD66 No that was due to the banking system and Wall Street.... The banking system in this country was always defective until FDR signed the 1933 Banking act stopping the periodic crashes this country had been experiencing but the 1929 crash that helped him into office and to pass that legislation was caused by the excessive gambling in unregulated stocks and bonds on Wall Street People were buying stocks with 10% down and gambling they could make the other 90% in the market before the final call. Many stocks were basically shell corporations as well and fraudulent bonds were also commonly being traded.... I suggest you actually study the history of the matter before expressing an opinion because you look really stupid with that one... The sole reason we are having these crashes are the lack of effective regulation since Bush SR and Clinton fucked things up. Clinton was one of the worst when he signed the "Bank Modernization Act" that his wife helped co-author. Our other problem is also easily solved.... Stop allowing tariff free importation of manufactured goods from all countries that allow exploitation or slavery in their labor forces and make the minimum wages in those countries $10 an hour with medical and dental as well as retirement benefits or they have to pay to play....This would also put the US back in a position of moral leadership as well as benefiting the people of those countries by allowing them to earn wages that can not only be lived on but stimulate their economies as well.

And why are they allowed to do it?....

BDair comments on Oct 27, 2021:

Johns Hopkins Data https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/data/hospitalization-7-day-trend

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 28, 2021:

@BDair Considering that the raw data has been purposely corrupted for political posturing I think we can safely say the computer modelling is far more accurate than the numbers coming out of Florida. The failure is entirely yours and once again you look the fool...

Like the workers aren't going to figure it out right?...

BD66 comments on Oct 27, 2021:

The end of the Cold War changed everything. During the Cold War, Western Capitalists only had access to a small portion of the World's labor pool. Now they have access to the entire world's labor pool. Great if you are a worker in India, Vietnam, Malaysia. It sucks if you are a worker in...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 27, 2021:

Not if their products have a high import tax attached to them to pay for damages to the economy.... That would just encourage others to produce products here at a competitive price with higher quality ....

And why are they allowed to do it?....

BDair comments on Oct 27, 2021:

Johns Hopkins Data https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/data/hospitalization-7-day-trend

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 27, 2021:

@BDair LMAO....Already debunked they just stopped reporting the deaths and lowered the number of tests available...During the month of September they had an average of over 2,500 deaths a week which dropped gradually to 1,400 deaths a week now.... Funny thing is this coincides with the article in the Miami Herald on the corona virus deaths being far higher than reported in Florida due to political tampering by Death camp DeSantis... If the estimate is accurate the true number of deaths in Florida is around 87,500... https://wusfnews.wusf.usf.edu/health-news-florida/2021-05-20/ihme-estimates-51-000-covid-19-deaths-in-florida

And why are they allowed to do it?....

BDair comments on Oct 27, 2021:

Johns Hopkins Data https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/data/hospitalization-7-day-trend

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 27, 2021:

If that was accurate many red states wouldn't be sending patients to other states because no beds were available.... Try a state by state breakdown and see what I mean. Texas, Floraduh and Idaho are among the worst offenders....

And why are they allowed to do it?....

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:

Classic mistake, mixing logic and desperation. Only desperation prevails.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 27, 2021:

What logic?... I have yet to see any anti-vaxxer use logic.... gross stupidity yes but logic?

Good catch, just in time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2021:

https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2021:

@PadraicM All these oldies are somewhere on the Internet and Youtube has most of them. You can even download them and set up your own playlist at home.

Plan B.......

Pralina1 comments on Oct 26, 2021:

I don’t get it . What that means ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2021:

Plan B is the morning after pill.... Considering Kermit's girlfriend this meme is a bit ironic...

Classic baby book to send to your kid when they have a child of their own....

p-nullifidian comments on Oct 26, 2021:

Ah, but the Vulcan nerve pinch is relatively painless! 😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2021:

Unless you are wearing the red shirt...

Fun times.....

zeuser comments on Oct 26, 2021:

Crowded rooms gives the farter anonymity, but this technique points the finger at the farter. Having said that, yeah I do if I think of it. .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2021:

One should always take pride in one's accomplishments....

I bet, Sir, you also enjoy converting beans and cabbage into natural gas. 😆

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

My Dr prescribed a probiotic so I am much better at converting all vegetable matter into natural gas.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2021:

@glennlab I bought a 5 pound bag of sugar 5 years ago and the only persons who use it are visitors... If you are touching 90% stevia like I use that is way too much... If you buy the fake shit in stores there is very little stevia in it most of that is Malto-Dexterin.... which does leave a nasty after taste...

I bet, Sir, you also enjoy converting beans and cabbage into natural gas. 😆

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

My Dr prescribed a probiotic so I am much better at converting all vegetable matter into natural gas.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2021:

@glennlab I am a type 2 diabetic and try to avoid sugar as much as possible. I never have that problem with stevia and the only time you get an after taste is when you use too much. Since it has 400 times the sweetening power of sugar that is easy to do. I go through a 5 pound bag about every three years which works out to replacing about a pallet load of sugar in my diet because I sprinkle that shit on everything. I even have powdered molasses to make artificial brown sugar....

I bet, Sir, you also enjoy converting beans and cabbage into natural gas. 😆

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

My Dr prescribed a probiotic so I am much better at converting all vegetable matter into natural gas.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2021:

I use plain yogurt, fruit and stevia plenty of probiotics in that....

Fun times.....

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

better yet, fart just as you are exiting an elevator.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2021:

Or after eating a bean, egg and cheese burrito and sneaking into a church.... After all they call them "pews" for good reason....

Mitch caught in the act....

FrayedBear comments on Oct 26, 2021:

Whats the back story?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2021:

Use google and search "Mitch" and "Turtle..."

most likely not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2021:

Sherlock Holmes an old Stand Magazine illustration while I don't remember the name of the story off hand I do remember the story... Got it the name of the story is "The Man with the Twisted Lip"

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 26, 2021:

@silverotter11 Have most of the Sherlock movies and TV shows in my video library. I also have first editions of books by later authors like Nicholas Meyer's "The Seven Percent Solution" as well.

Final exam for high school diploma in Alabama.

anglophone comments on Oct 25, 2021:

You mean there are high school students in Alabama that can write sentences?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 25, 2021:

At about the same level as a high schooler in Pakistan last I heard...

most likely not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2021:

Sherlock Holmes an old Stand Magazine illustration while I don't remember the name of the story off hand I do remember the story... Got it the name of the story is "The Man with the Twisted Lip"

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 25, 2021:

@silverotter11 I have a book that is one of the first compilation of all the Sherlock Holmes stories and also contains *The White Company* I first read these stories in the 6th or 7th grade....

The TRUE religion....

Lorajay comments on Oct 25, 2021:

Flying spaghetti monster images make me want to give up pasta.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 25, 2021:

Them is fightin words...

The TRUE religion....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 25, 2021:

Not sure what I am seeing - looks a little like the Flying Spaghetti God Monster thingy. Or, possibly a bunch of worms needing to be dewormed from a sheep.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 25, 2021:

All of the above.... Bobby Henderson founded the church of the FSM... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Henderson_(activist)

Selling out to the highest bidders....

ArthurK comments on Oct 24, 2021:

The lovely Ms. Sinema, pin up politician for big pharma, is just getting while the getting is good. She has an opportunity to do their bidding and the leverage to demand big bucks in return. Not entirely different than other politicians just more blatant. Maybe that is the new "business as usual" - ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 24, 2021:

Semantics, semantics....

sighs if only.....

LucyLoohoo comments on Oct 24, 2021:

If only.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 24, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo And because he is too stubborn to quit and too popular to be ignored safely he it starting to make those wind.... er.... bags tilt to the left no matter how though they think they are...

sighs if only.....

SnowyOwl comments on Oct 24, 2021:

It reminds me of the predicament that the ex-slave owners had in the South after Emancipation, they just couldn't get workers at the old slave wages BUT then they figured out Wage Slavery and didn't have to clothe, feed or house their slaves no more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrTEG7NwFaE

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 24, 2021:

Yep they kept their slaves and called them "share-croppers" and since the European textile mills had started buying cotton from Egypt instead the plantations died off because they were too dumb to change....

sighs if only.....

LucyLoohoo comments on Oct 24, 2021:

If only.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 24, 2021:

Bernie Sanders proposed something like this but both the Republicans and corporate Dems shot it down.... He called the bill "The Amazon Tax..."

not always a good idea to take bad news sitting down

St-Sinner comments on Oct 24, 2021:

They try to bring us down. :) Someone said years ago, I would bend over backwards for you. That didn't work.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 24, 2021:

@St-Sinner Maybe you should learn how to address her properly then....

I'm sure that some people will find validity in this argument

p-nullifidian comments on Oct 23, 2021:

1931?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 24, 2021:

The "Rocketeer"...

I'm sure that some people will find validity in this argument

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 24, 2021:

Lizard men with airplanes then?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 24, 2021:

Jetpacks?....

I'm sure that some people will find validity in this argument

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 23, 2021:

This one failed science and history at the same time....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 24, 2021:

@PondartIncbendog Navigation would be a science to my way of thinking.... But as for science this isn't even of a Disc World type after all the dipship would have to think the world was a square, that aircraft carriers couldn't exist and ships couldn't make it past the tip of South America without falling over the edge of the world....

Selling out to the highest bidders....

Oldman51 comments on Oct 23, 2021:

Wonder what she is up too

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2021:

Same thing as any other prostitute.... selling herself for money...

Selling out to the highest bidders....

dalefvictor comments on Oct 23, 2021:

With what I have seen what is she offering as a working skill? I would be skeptical of any mentioned.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 23, 2021:

Only skill I have seen from her is backstabbing her constituents....

I know which house is being egged this year....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 21, 2021:

Eggs and toilet paper time

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2021:

@PondartIncbendog Try the mixture some day it is hell to remove from almost any surface....

I know which house is being egged this year....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 21, 2021:

Eggs and toilet paper time

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2021:

eggs, flour, TP, and a spot of Elmer's glue....

A man ahead of his time explains why religion hates science so much...

dalefvictor comments on Oct 21, 2021:

I am of the opinion that anyone who does not believe in Science be taken out onto the center of the ocean in a fiberglass ship with none of the instrumentation working and allow them to get back to land. No food, no gas, only their wits and what is aboard the ship. And no help.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2021:

Same here sans the boat of course....Just let them walk the plank... Yo ho ho and a bucket of chum.... After all sharks got to eat too right?...

A man ahead of his time explains why religion hates science so much...

anglophone comments on Oct 21, 2021:

Yet there are still a billion morons in this world who would strangle science.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2021:

Kind of what the man was saying....

I was right it is a cult....

dalefvictor comments on Oct 21, 2021:

There was a question?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2021:

Not in my mind...

I was right it is a cult....

zeuser comments on Oct 21, 2021:

I don't think there is any question about it. It is James Jones without the sunglasses, and kool-aid isn't poisoned. So far.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2021:

I wouldn't bet on that....

I love my Dog

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2021:

I will stick with my cats thanks.... https://media.giphy.com/media/LsagdfZDHhtLy/giphy.gif

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2021:

@hillaryD I have Panther and Rocket they are my indoor only babies and Mama who is my outdoor semi-feral cat that came with the house. Stashe and Bella are technically my sister's cats but stay with me right now.

It's that time of year again...

AnonySchmoose comments on Oct 20, 2021:

Appears that fred had a deformed ear.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2021:

Went well with his mind....

An old farmer went to town to see a movie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2021:

She should have reached over and choked his chicken for him...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2021:

@FrayedBear Yours is the "very xtian concept" because raping underage children is their thing.... Ask any Catholic priest...

An old farmer went to town to see a movie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2021:

She should have reached over and choked his chicken for him...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2021:

@FrayedBear If they were underage you were puddin it where it don't belong regardless of knowing her true age....

An old farmer went to town to see a movie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 20, 2021:

She should have reached over and choked his chicken for him...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 21, 2021:

@FrayedBear Bit of Bill Cosby in you isn't there?...

It's that time of year again...

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 20, 2021:

If you can't say anything nice then don't say anything atoll. Love Mrs T's hair, ino ive seen it somewhere.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 20, 2021:

"If you can't say anything nice then don't say anything atoll." Somebody should tell Donny the Dumbass that.... "Love Mrs T's hair, ino ive seen it somewhere." The old classic movie "Bride of Frankenstein..."

The greatest thing about Kelloggs today....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 20, 2021:

Turning out worse than Amazon!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 20, 2021:

Cereal that has always best described the company in my mind is Fruit Loops....

Makes you wonder about how they apply "pro-life" to their beliefs....

Zoohome comments on Oct 19, 2021:

This infuriates me. I can't digest this irrationality. All in the name of the base of religion. Bull crap! Religion is so freaking backwards!!! Ugh! Did you see that the satanic temple is suing texas? Hah! It goes against their religion 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 19, 2021:

I hope they win and bankrupt the state... Taxes there are already higher than California's are...

Nailed it....

AnonySchmoose comments on Oct 19, 2021:

Whoever Q is... they intend to cop a lot of power to rule.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 19, 2021:

@AnonySchmoose Also a good possibility that AT&T is involved after all they started and funded OANN the fake news channel that pushed QANON conspiracy theories...

Nailed it....

AnonySchmoose comments on Oct 19, 2021:

Whoever Q is... they intend to cop a lot of power to rule.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 19, 2021:

@AnonySchmoose I think the Koch family is deeply involved...

Nailed it....

AnonySchmoose comments on Oct 19, 2021:

Whoever Q is... they intend to cop a lot of power to rule.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 19, 2021:

I think Q is actually corporate interests it is too organized to be the bunch of dipshit losers who run the website...

Inspiring post!

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2021:

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night. But set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. - Harry Dresden

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 19, 2021:

Good gravy someone else who knows the Desden Files....

Great ways to escape....

bobwjr comments on Oct 18, 2021:

Just say goodbye

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 18, 2021:

Kind of takes all the fun out of it though doesn't it?....

He's not wrong.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2021:

Well I don't see that answer keeping him out of the pokey....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 18, 2021:

@Scooter65 They just figure you are being a smartass and find other shit they can use to fuck up your whole day....

Fuck Amazon I have the best delivery service and you know it....

AnonySchmoose comments on Oct 18, 2021:

Beautiful cat

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 18, 2021:

@AnonySchmoose I don't have that problem with my indoors at all but the outdoor girl Mama needs some once in a while. She used to be completely wild but has become very friendly and I was able to get her fixed so she isn't contributing to the kitten problem any more.

Fuck Amazon I have the best delivery service and you know it....

AnonySchmoose comments on Oct 18, 2021:

Beautiful cat

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 18, 2021:

@AnonySchmoose I have four indoor only babies and one outdoor semi-feral I take care of. I live on a busy street and there are more than a few strays and many animals get hit on it.

Fuck Amazon I have the best delivery service and you know it....

AnonySchmoose comments on Oct 18, 2021:

Beautiful cat

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 18, 2021:

Looks like mine but mine is an indoor only baby.

I think I need to keep this handy.

Mcflewster comments on Oct 18, 2021:

Exactly what does 'Blessed' Mean?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 18, 2021:

"Blessed be" is a Pagan blessing used by Wiccans... The beliefs are still silly but at least they aren't noxious...

Fuzzy thinking....

FrayedBear comments on Oct 16, 2021:

Fuzzy - clear as . . .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 16, 2021:

@FrayedBear

Best Halloween watch ever.... [youtu.be]

Druvius comments on Oct 16, 2021:

This was great, did she ever resolve the copyright/trademark issues that forced her to stop producing new content?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 16, 2021:

Apparently she did because it is back up again. She did 3 seasons of this so you will have to look the others up...