Cats too.....

Canndue comments on Dec 23, 2021:

🎶all the leaves are brown..🎶

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@Canndue Only if you are a fucking polar bear....

Cats too.....

Canndue comments on Dec 23, 2021:

🎶all the leaves are brown..🎶

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@Canndue Must suck being stuck inside all day.

Cats too.....

St-Sinner comments on Dec 23, 2021:

If it wasn't so expensive - especially property, I would be living there. I don't much care about high taxes and fees but I don't want to live in a small house any longer. Texas has spoiled me in that respect. For $700K to 1 Mill, you get a good, large house in Austin although property taxes are ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@St-Sinner Torrance is about 30 minutes from downtown LA... For 3 to 5 million you can get a house on the bluff overlooking the beach... Torrance isn't just a good neighborhood it is an excellent one with some of the best public schools in the country. Connected to the subway system as well...

Cats too.....

Canndue comments on Dec 23, 2021:

🎶all the leaves are brown..🎶

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@phxbillcee In the 50s here at the moment and I consider that cold. Of course 30 minutes up the road it is snowing like a bastard and cold enough to freeze the balls off of Frosty...

Cats too.....

St-Sinner comments on Dec 23, 2021:

If it wasn't so expensive - especially property, I would be living there. I don't much care about high taxes and fees but I don't want to live in a small house any longer. Texas has spoiled me in that respect. For $700K to 1 Mill, you get a good, large house in Austin although property taxes are ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

State taxes are deductible from federal so the base tax is the same you just get a larger tax return each year... property taxes here are about 30 to 40% of Texas rates and those are NOT deductible from your income taxes in any state. Pretty sure our sales taxes are lower as well. Plus our electric grid is winterized so the power doesn't fail all the time and our electric bills don't suddenly go up to up to $10,000.00 or more. Plus the building codes don't have our water pipes explode and turn the home into a uninhabitable sty that cost 10s of thousands of dollars to repair... Open ass and insert foot right?.... https://www.redfin.com/CA/Torrance/22943-Fonthill-Ave-90505/home/7658982

Cats too.....

Canndue comments on Dec 23, 2021:

🎶all the leaves are brown..🎶

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@Canndue Doesn't snow where I live you have to drive 30 to 45 minutes up the hill to the ski resorts....

Cats too.....

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2021:

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's a trick question. Californians never screw in a light bulb, they screw in a jacuzzi. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

Did that a lot in my younger days so I can truthfully say it isn't a joke...

Cats too.....

Canndue comments on Dec 23, 2021:

🎶all the leaves are brown..🎶

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

All the leaves are green here where I live but it is raining...

Lot of these in the red states too due to the popularity of live stock dewormer....

bobwjr comments on Dec 23, 2021:

Believe that, recently one of them finally outlawed sex with farm animals

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

That would be Texas.... But I also hear they are trying to legalize it again....

Maybe they should just move out of state....

St-Sinner comments on Dec 23, 2021:

God in #1 in their life on dating sites..... they won't change, the brain once fried, always fried.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

If even half the women in Texas moved out how long do you think it would take before the GQP down there gave up due to blue balls?... Besides the hookers could charge a fortune...

Not what I'd call a sobering thought! :-)

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 23, 2021:

The feminist origins of teetotalism (or the temperance movement) in the US have roots in the abolitionist movement and, in particular, women’s suffrage. Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B Anthony were teetotalers. Oh well, two out of three ain’t bad! 😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@p-nullifidian Why can't the religious just leave others out of their nonsensical batshit insane delusions?.... If you don't want to drink fine but why force others not to drink as long as they do it responsibly? Also a billionaire, his family and one of their friends just quit the Moron church and part of their reasoning was not only the church's history of being anti-Gay but racist bastards as well.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/12/22/2070697/-Billionaire-explains-why-he-s-leaving-the-Mormon-church-and-where-he-s-sending-a-600-000-donation?pm_source=story_sidebar=web=recommended

Every time a bell rings.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2021:

Saw some moron wearing one of those "transvaccinated" shirts today in the store I told him he was a moron and I was looking forward to reading his obituary...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@bbyrd009 Right DR. Assbook.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/12/22/1853116/-Anti-vaxx-Chronicles-This-anti-vaxxer-s-brother-is-PISSED-and-with-good-reason?detail=emaildkre

Every time a bell rings.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2021:

Saw some moron wearing one of those "transvaccinated" shirts today in the store I told him he was a moron and I was looking forward to reading his obituary...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

@bbyrd009 If you are anti-vax that will be soon enough this new strain is far more contagious than the previous ones and there is as yet no real evidence it is any less deadly...

Not what I'd call a sobering thought! :-)

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 23, 2021:

The feminist origins of teetotalism (or the temperance movement) in the US have roots in the abolitionist movement and, in particular, women’s suffrage. Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B Anthony were teetotalers. Oh well, two out of three ain’t bad! 😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

Actually the Temperance movement came from the Baptist and Methodist churches... The same ones that supported the 1020s' resurgence of the Klan...

Not what I'd call a sobering thought! :-)

bobwjr comments on Dec 23, 2021:

Pass the rum

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2021:

Everclear.... Hell you would need to be drunk on your ass to kiss them.

Aww man!!!!

Canndue comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Trust me, I’ll pull out

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2021:

Famous last words....

A LOT better than that fucking elf.

bobwjr comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Scoobie on a doobie

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2021:

@Donna_I You were thinking of Hillary....

The answer my friends is blowing the GQP...

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Let's not forget the systemic impact of the deliberate republican de-funding of public education, at the federal, state and local levels, over decades. I still think that was a deliberate effort to make the American people stupid, and it continues today with their insistence on including religion in...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2021:

And Fox has been the propaganda arm for all these policies brainwashing the GQP voters into thinking all those policies are "good for them and the country..."

He died for your sins....

bobwjr comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2021:

Don't forget to join the anti-Raid crusade.....

Amazon announces employee safety plan....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 20, 2021:

Seems about right...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 20, 2021:

You do realize that isn't water in the bottle right?....

As Sinful Sunday draws to a close I will leave you with this....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2021:

Pretty sure those mega churches take charge cards.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2021:

Why pay 24% interest when you can pay 800% interest to Jesus?....

Even Joe must love old communist attitudes to religion?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2021:

The stupid in this is amazing..... Russians haven't been communists for over 30 years now....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2021:

@Toonman Because he gets his fraudulent information for conservative stink tanks and other misinformational scam sites.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_National_Interest https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_History_Group

For Jebus it was 3 wise guys who showed up but for everyone else it is the three kings....

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

2 out of 3 aint bad

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2021:

@glennlab I take mine in pill form because it lasts longer anyway and affects the body more than the thinking processes...

For Jebus it was 3 wise guys who showed up but for everyone else it is the three kings....

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

2 out of 3 aint bad

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2021:

@glennlab Kind of depends what you smoke doesn't it?...

For Jebus it was 3 wise guys who showed up but for everyone else it is the three kings....

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

2 out of 3 aint bad

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2021:

No sex eh?....

Every time a bell rings.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2021:

Saw some moron wearing one of those "transvaccinated" shirts today in the store I told him he was a moron and I was looking forward to reading his obituary...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 18, 2021:

@bbyrd009 You kind of strike me as someone who has no idea what he is talking about but thinks he is intelligent enough to express an opinion anyway....

Yes! Please!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2021:

And more than a few others like her....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2021:

@dalefvictor Or how about this one?... https://youtu.be/0FJU4GrXztE

Yes! Please!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2021:

And more than a few others like her....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Slip that one into the que at the next company Christmas party...

Yes! Please!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 17, 2021:

And more than a few others like her....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Well there is to be fair some nice Christmas music out there... https://youtu.be/yt6cAzUCdkw

Most teachers need tutors...

Redneckliberal comments on Dec 16, 2021:

REALLY???

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2021:

@Redneckliberal They didn't fall down when the wind was more than 20 miles and hour and the roofs weren't as likely to leak as those built by his neighbour's .... Also to be fair it was likely because if his slaves weren't always sick and dying they could be worked harder without killing them.... A matter of economics. His harsh treatment in the form of indiscriminate punishments in his later years could have been due to lead poisoning as well.

Most teachers need tutors...

Redneckliberal comments on Dec 16, 2021:

REALLY???

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2021:

@Redneckliberal That too but we should be fair to Washington and note that his slaves were in decently constructed barracks and he did require them all to be built that way even for his Muslim slaves.

Most teachers need tutors...

Redneckliberal comments on Dec 16, 2021:

REALLY???

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2021:

@Redneckliberal Not watered down... politicised during the McCarthy Era....

Holy 💩 that’s funny.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Not here to fuck yours either....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2021:

@Canndue Remember this car?... The one with the seats that smelled like ass?...

Most teachers need tutors...

Redneckliberal comments on Dec 16, 2021:

REALLY???

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2021:

@Redneckliberal Exactly my point.... When I was a kid they used to teach shit like Washington chopped down a cherry tree and had wooden teeth. Also that Lincoln was called "Honest Abe' because he walked 5 miles to repay a customer from the store he worked at money he accidentality overcharged him. All that is bullshit truth is Washington's dentures were made from animal teeth and lead, he never chopped down a cherry tree and often lied to people his whole life and Abe got his nickname for his unbiased decisions as a referee at the cock fights... Told that to my history teacher in the 7th grade and she tried to fail me.

Most teachers need tutors...

Redneckliberal comments on Dec 16, 2021:

REALLY???

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2021:

If they didn't we wouldn't have so many dumbasses in the world would we?.... And Trump would never have been able to get elected president...

Completely unretouched.

ThinkingFree comments on Dec 16, 2021:

NOT TRUE !! I like that song. 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2021:

https://youtu.be/z8LmMtScH3g

OK all you old farts I have a bike for sale you are going to love....

St-Sinner comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Lol... customers now have a choice, take a look

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2021:

Some of those look like you need that toilet so when you are going 120 MPH you don't end up shitting yourself...

As you requested

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2021:

https://youtu.be/aG5Y4VXlk-w

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2021:

@FrayedBear Christian bad girls doing good things for guys and taking it in the butt....

As you requested

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2021:

https://youtu.be/aG5Y4VXlk-w

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2021:

@FrayedBear It was getting to many of your political leaders horny....

Meanwhile at Barbie's bachelorette party....

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 15, 2021:

What the hell is Ken doing there? Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 How did you know?...

Meanwhile at Barbie's bachelorette party....

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 15, 2021:

What the hell is Ken doing there? Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2021:

That is his twin brother Kramer who is gay and hired the entertainment....

Well you did say yes, dummy! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Run, run Rudolph.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 https://youtu.be/TytGOeiW0aE

Well you did say yes, dummy! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Run, run Rudolph.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 Santa was only whipping him once a year....

What is yours?....

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 14, 2021:

You seem obsessed with these different puppet poses… Is it you or your obsession?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2021:

You seem to be obsessed with finding others who have obsessions isn't that something you should discuss with a therapist?....

What is yours?....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2021:

What about GI Joe?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2021:

She comes with him too she only fakes it with Ken.....

Another job opportunity....

zeuser comments on Dec 13, 2021:

They did hang the poor bastard out to dry, so he has experience.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2021:

But is he full service?... Be nice if he did washing and folding as well....

Living life in the dark lane.... [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2021:

I was born and raised in Lancaster County. Had an Amish kid in elementary school from 1st to 6th grade. Tourists have no idea. Nowadays they use solar panels for their cell phones and computers. There are even Amish dating sites online. They have electricity in their businesses so they cam compete...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2021:

They have also been very active lately politically as progressive activists which is surprising to many people.

He is headed for prison for child porn....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2021:

That is hilarious and sick at the same time. Not sure how to rate it. So true.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2021:

Think of it this way..... guess who is getting the Duggerfinger now.....

Sign of the time....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 11, 2021:

Yet again enshrining the duplicity of lawyers though I fail to see the logic in the last sign.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2021:

@FrayedBear Example "Analyse this dick big daddy..."

Be of good cheer....

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 11, 2021:

“Be aggressive!” 😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2021:

Larry Crowne....

Sign of the time....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 11, 2021:

Yet again enshrining the duplicity of lawyers though I fail to see the logic in the last sign.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2021:

He swings and strike three.... Try reading the movie titles as sentences...

I heard she charged two bronze coins....

HankSherman comments on Dec 11, 2021:

What gets me...so many, so involved, still, in a story book we don't believe in. And most especially at this time of year. I am one that still enjoys the family getting together, the smiles and laughter of children opening presents. It's a happy, loving feeling....damn, if it were not for the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2021:

https://youtu.be/VCV8ULqSt2Y

Seasons greeting from the new Republican party....

Tejas comments on Dec 10, 2021:

Do you think it's ethical to share such things depicting children as traitors?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2021:

Using their own philosophy.... "Nits make lice..."

Innocent tree dies in the war on Christmas.... snicker [occupydemocrats.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 10, 2021:

More of their war on Xmas bullshit. If it had been a crazed gunman somewhere else, they would be focused on the homeless guy's mental health and drug issues.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2021:

@Beowulfsfriend Poor guy was probably just trying to stay warm on a cold winter's night....

Innocent tree dies in the war on Christmas.... snicker [occupydemocrats.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 10, 2021:

More of their war on Xmas bullshit. If it had been a crazed gunman somewhere else, they would be focused on the homeless guy's mental health and drug issues.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2021:

I am just hoping the guy turns out to be a Breitbart employee....

I think it is little confusing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 9, 2021:

Which is why real historians now call these dates B.C.E. and C.E.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2021:

@Diogenes As well as the uncertainty about what year it really is since nobody can even say if Jesus even existed much less what year he was born in if he was even born... They kept changing their minds on this for many years which was causing havoc with dating events until they settled on common era ...

I would love to see this for real.

Organist1 comments on Dec 9, 2021:

How does one get up there?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2021:

With great difficulty which was the whole idea....

Ahh the joys of the season....

St-Sinner comments on Dec 8, 2021:

Lol.... but don't you think you are screwing up the Christmas spirit totally?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2021:

Nah just hoping they try out their new presents on each other.... I figure as long as they are shooting each other instead of everyone else it's all good...

This would be a great addition to all church lobbies especially the more conservative ones.

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2021:

Isn't this the technique Edgar G Robinson used to die in Soylent Green? Spoiler alert: soylent green is people!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2021:

From the novel by Harry Harrison titled "Make Room, Make Room"

This would be a great addition to all church lobbies especially the more conservative ones.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 7, 2021:

I saw that the other day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2021:

Shame on you for not sharing....

This would be a great addition to all church lobbies especially the more conservative ones.

bobwjr comments on Dec 7, 2021:

They won't use it

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2021:

Remove the AI put a recycling feature in to compost the bodies and put a sign on the outside saying "Free trips to see Jebus" that should work....

Christmas cookies....

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2021:

Santa is probably just a little bit more careful now that we are in the golden age of edibles.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2021:

When flying takes on a whole new meaning....

The 12 Days of Covid - All Hail Lord Fauci! [rumble.com]

AnneWimsey comments on Dec 7, 2021:

Geebus, give it a rest, why doncha!?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2021:

Rather all these anti-vaxxers just gave it an RIP instead already....

Merry Fucking Christmas....

bobwjr comments on Dec 6, 2021:

Grinch

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 7, 2021:

@Pralina1 This should help... https://www.google.com/search?channel=fs=ubuntu&q=grinch+finger+fence+decoration

Merry Fucking Christmas....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 6, 2021:

Round here some offended god botherer or envious stupid thieving mongrel would make off with it at first opportunity!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2021:

@FrayedBear I have worked with AC up to 3-phase 660V and DC up to nearly a million and getting bit now and then doesn't bother me at all.

Merry Fucking Christmas....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 6, 2021:

Round here some offended god botherer or envious stupid thieving mongrel would make off with it at first opportunity!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2021:

@FrayedBear 50ma is enough to do the trick... won't kill or do damage but it will knock a vandal or thief on his or her ass. I know someone who pulled that trick with a nice bike and the start up coil from a old CRT TV and it set the thief sailing through the air 15 or 20 feet...

Merry Fucking Christmas....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 6, 2021:

Round here some offended god botherer or envious stupid thieving mongrel would make off with it at first opportunity!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2021:

Wire it up with 80,000 VDC...

Merry Fucking Christmas....

bobwjr comments on Dec 6, 2021:

Grinch

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2021:

Yeah this is actually a real fence decoration that is being sold online...

The 12 Days of Covid - All Hail Lord Fauci! [rumble.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 6, 2021:

....................

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2021:

@Castlepaloma No yours and Airhead's.... Thanks for the stupid question though....

Made a Gingerbread house for Christmas....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 6, 2021:

Prove that you made it. Where's your in progress photos & recipe?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2021:

@FrayedBear *Sighs* Implication is not the same as a claim...

Made a Gingerbread house for Christmas....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 6, 2021:

Prove that you made it. Where's your in progress photos & recipe?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 6, 2021:

Cripes dude learn some English I said "made" not "I made..."

It's Sunday and we should all be in church (not). From your friends at FFRF.

Theresa_N comments on Dec 5, 2021:

I live in the St. Paul Minneapolis archdiocese. It also promotes "reparative therapy" for trans people. It's diabolical.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2021:

Here in California it is illegal now...

Follow me for more last minute gift ideas...

FrayedBear comments on Dec 5, 2021:

Yeah. Don't know why but balloons often are the last things put up.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2021:

@FrayedBear No in pubic....

Spending the holidays with my extended family! Lol!!!

Pralina1 comments on Dec 5, 2021:

I hate u . Screen shot this and texting it to redneck coworker of hell . Great skills . 0 brains and taste . This is perfect 😂😂😂 Ps : I love u

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2021:

Let us know the reply...

Follow me for more last minute gift ideas...

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 5, 2021:

Thanks for the idea, going to visit metalhead222 for Christmas! He's going to be a happy man! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2021:

If he complains just ask if he wants to return your gift.... (but you get to pick the guy...)

Follow me for more last minute gift ideas...

FrayedBear comments on Dec 5, 2021:

Yeah. Don't know why but balloons often are the last things put up.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 5, 2021:

Er.... Hate to break it to you but those are NOT balloons.... they are used condoms....

Santa the day after....

Canndue comments on Dec 4, 2021:

One too many cookies

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2021:

Rum raisin?....

Not my Christmas and no kids on lap

JackPedigo comments on Dec 4, 2021:

JFC, some people have noooo shame. What's he advertising - diet pills - before?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 4, 2021:

G-strings...

Republican Christmas....

waitingforgodo comments on Dec 3, 2021:

To be completely authentic a merkin nativity would eschew the donkey, sheep and stables.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2021:

And replace it with a Trump hotel, a Republican Senator and a high priced (and underage) hooker...

I think we have a hit...

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 2, 2021:

I know this is supposed to be funny, so why am I not laughing and seething instead? 😡

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2021:

@JeffMurray If they did sentence them to a firing squad I would volunteer for it and do the job for free or even pay them for the privilege .... I would also be sure the rounds in my weapon were live the Trump administration killed my daughter with their misinformation about COVID....

I think we have a hit...

Redneckliberal comments on Dec 2, 2021:

THE LOT OF THEM SHOULD BE PUT IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD AND ELIMINATED

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2021:

@Gnarloc Then prison and life as a homeless bum afterwards should suit him perfectly...

I think we have a hit...

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 2, 2021:

I know this is supposed to be funny, so why am I not laughing and seething instead? 😡

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2021:

@JeffMurray Actually that same self serving rancid pile of Cheeto shit had appointed the head of the DOJ at the time that was investigating him... Right now there are priorities and they are a bit strained even going so far as to have to hire more than a thousand new people to clear up the messes on the federal level alone...

I think we have a hit...

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 2, 2021:

I know this is supposed to be funny, so why am I not laughing and seething instead? 😡

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2021:

@JeffMurray This time they stepped over that borderline....

Republican Christmas....

St-Sinner comments on Dec 3, 2021:

Lol.... Seems like you are an aggressive atheist. But please carry on....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2021:

Better than knocking on people's doors and trying to recruit them into a psychotic cult... Why is it Christians call us aggressive when they are the ones trying to force you into their cults?... Oh yeah deflection...

I think we have a hit...

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 2, 2021:

I know this is supposed to be funny, so why am I not laughing and seething instead? 😡

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2021:

@JeffMurray We shall see won't we... They depend on there not being one but the law is clear they must be prosecuted or we will have to keep fighting this battle over and over again.

I think we have a hit...

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 2, 2021:

I know this is supposed to be funny, so why am I not laughing and seething instead? 😡

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 3, 2021:

Apparently the "leaders" in the crowd were given burner phones to contact Trumps family and Mark Meadows and that is going to be the final nail in the coffin for the whole bunch....

I think we have a hit...

Redneckliberal comments on Dec 2, 2021:

THE LOT OF THEM SHOULD BE PUT IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD AND ELIMINATED

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2021:

@Redneckliberal Nah life as a destitute and homeless bum on the streets would be far more fitting... Especially in a foreign country.

I think we have a hit...

Redneckliberal comments on Dec 2, 2021:

THE LOT OF THEM SHOULD BE PUT IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD AND ELIMINATED

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2021:

Cawthorn should be recalled to service, court-martialled and dishonourably discharged...

Up yours, Texas!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2021:

https://youtu.be/QxP442T-aZ0

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2021:

@LadyLinK There are at least a dozen more like this.... Apparently he made some comments about the "Bronies" and they all started trolling him.

Up yours, Texas!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 2, 2021:

https://youtu.be/QxP442T-aZ0

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2021:

@LadyLinK Then you will probably like this too... https://youtu.be/bO26949ONz8

When you are mad as hell Joe Biden intercepted your shipment at the border.....

Theresa_N comments on Dec 2, 2021:

LOL, dammit, that darn Biden seizing my Fetanyl. Where's the outrage?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2021:

Just wait until the dealers start asking "Where is my money bitches?"

Empty shelves. Breaks my heart.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

If you are so worried trying figuring it out that the real problem is with the huge trucking companies refusing to pay drivers enough to live on...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2021:

@St-Sinner Now there once again you look like an ass... Though I am probably insulting the poor ass. The rich have been evading their taxes since Ronny the Raygun took office and got drunk with that moron Laffer who thought lowering taxes on the rich was a "good idea" which is what helped cause the problems we now face...If you want to know how badly your ideas work just look at Russia and India....

Wonderful gift idea...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2021:

I need 6

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2021:

@FrayedBear Actually the cost depends on education and ability.... I do have knowledge of chemistry That could allow me to produce the materials to do that job and the chemicals are available at hardware and grocery stores. The question is would I and to that the answer would be a firm no for two reasons... First is I have no use for it (Unless I buy a large piece of property and need some very large stumps removed. Though no doubt a D-6 would be a better and safer option.). Second is that I have no use for those who would want such materials...

Wonderful gift idea...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2021:

I need 6

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2021:

@FrayedBear Retail price and cost of manufacturing are two completely different matters... Not only are real grenades illegal on the open market but I hear on the black market they go from 1,000.00 to 1,500.00 each... Personally I would advise you not go that route as you are likely to be dealing with an undercover cop and the penalty if you are caught is really severe.

Empty shelves. Breaks my heart.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

If you are so worried trying figuring it out that the real problem is with the huge trucking companies refusing to pay drivers enough to live on...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2021:

@FrayedBear Damn more stupid heard from.... Most truckers have found that as much as they love the job by the time they pay for fuel and truck maintenance they can make a better living staying at home and working a regular job. 24K a year is not enough to raise a family on and the companies won't pay more than the minimum requirement in the DOT regulations and that fucking pile of shit "mayor Pete" isn't about to upset the corporations so it has to be done under congressional authority.... Quite frankly I don't see that happening as they will claim it "will cause inflation" when at this time the reverse is true....

Wonderful gift idea...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2021:

I need 6

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2021:

@FrayedBear No they aren't.... But if you can get some of those Israeli phones they were selling to Hamas they are even better than a Samsung after all people were know to lose their head over them.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahya_Ayyash

Empty shelves. Breaks my heart.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

If you are so worried trying figuring it out that the real problem is with the huge trucking companies refusing to pay drivers enough to live on...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2021:

@St-Sinner You are thinking of your butt buddy the Dumpster.... Gad you are a fool for believing the crap churned out by the GQP and the Reaganites of the DNC...

Showing cattatude

bobwjr comments on Nov 30, 2021:

Grumpy cat

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2021:

Looks a lot like my girl Rocket that came with my house...

Wonderful gift idea...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2021:

I need 6

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2021:

We should consider giving them away free to anti-vaxxers... Speed up the process a bit...

Empty shelves. Breaks my heart.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

If you are so worried trying figuring it out that the real problem is with the huge trucking companies refusing to pay drivers enough to live on...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2021:

@St-Sinner When are you going to get it?... Sanders IS a moderate.... He is the closest thing to a a political center we have in government today.