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MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 I have seen some articles about them shooting up the canned goods at their local Walmarts...

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MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 "Remember the Alamo" they said and look what it got us.... fucking Texas....

A bit of a rant ahead.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 28, 2020:

The vast majority of people who call themselves Christian have never bothered to read the bible. The only reasons Christ-Insanity still exists is fear mongering by well meaning but otherwise brainwashed people and intellectual laziness. The bible is the world's best selling coffee table book people ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@abyers1970 "Religion is first of all to benefit the priest class and only the priest class" Me

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QuidamOutrepont comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I don't know much about Texas separatism, but I'm a Quebec separatist, and I've heard those kinds of arguments often enough to remember that they cut both ways.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

In the case of Texas it would be no loss at all....

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MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Louie "Goomba" Gohmert wants his title as America's dumbest congressman back I see e has filed a lawsuit to overturn the election results naming imaginary "electors" in Arizona saying Mike Ponce can change the election results.... Is the state of Texas a looney bin?...

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MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Put it up for a vote in your next election to leave the state of Texas and become a part of New Mexico... I am sure they would welcome the influx of new revenue and electoral votes....

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MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Why in the hell would anyone want to live there is what I want to know... Best use I can think of for Texas is a giant penal colony for Klan members, neo-Nazis and other assorted trash. Just let the ones who aren't involved with domestic terrorism out and build a wall around the rest. We can then round up the rest of the trash and dump it over the wall. If they try to get out by boat a few coast guard cutters can solve that problem with a couple of well aimed rounds.... Probably be the first bath some of them have had in a long time...

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MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 All of California is waiting for this to happen so we can deport the Texans that keep moving here...

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nicknotes comments on Dec 28, 2020:

They don't want to really leave the USA.....this is just a fantasy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

Kick them the fuck out whether they like it or not... let them be an example to the rest of the Republican controlled states....

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MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Why not just move North and give Texass the finger?... After all they are going to be one of the "Shitholes" Trump keeps talking about once the federal money dries up....

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MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 My granddaughter Celeste is half Hispanic but here in California unless you are a Fuckpublican we don't think that way....

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MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I better marry metalhead222 soon to get my green card! Fuck Texas! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

Be careful you don't want to be shot trying to "wetback" the Texas/US border....

A bit of a rant ahead.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 28, 2020:

The vast majority of people who call themselves Christian have never bothered to read the bible. The only reasons Christ-Insanity still exists is fear mongering by well meaning but otherwise brainwashed people and intellectual laziness. The bible is the world's best selling coffee table book people ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

@SunshineTrin I finished reading through it at age 9 and never have understood the arguments from ignorance that Christians present for their own beliefs. If they hadn't been brainwashed into belief as children they would be horrified at their acceptance of their cannibalistic, hate-mongering, genocidal war god.

New product made in the USA...

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 28, 2020:

Hilarious, but I don't want that in my house.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 28, 2020:

Like a puppy it will shit on the carpet...

Teletubbies the new generation....

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 27, 2020:

Now I want to watch this show! LMAO!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2020:

@BTHT "The black and white Teletubbie is Gay..." Jerry Falwell

Teletubbies the new generation....

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 27, 2020:

Now I want to watch this show! LMAO!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 27, 2020:

You have been living it the last 4 years...

Christmas eve tech support in Nashville this year....

glennlab comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Better than what they got in Memphis. (dark humor)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2020:

The only good thing about these Trump terrorists is they are so damned stupid. As for your comment don't forget Oklahoma City...

New Starbucks cup....

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Your spaghetti monster looks a lot like the common idea of the Corona bug.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@OldGoat43 I make mine at home because I don't put all the shit in it that they do and without all that shit you can tell just how bad that coffee really is. I never understood why people pay as much for shit coffee as they would a whole pound of really good coffee.

One for those late night get togethers if we ever have them again

Zoohome comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Ouch! Unfortunately, I won't be able to share this one with my son, who loves Yo mama jokes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2020:

.................................

New Starbucks cup....

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Your spaghetti monster looks a lot like the common idea of the Corona bug.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2020:

So you are really a Christian propagandist....

And Christmas was never the same...

jeshuey comments on Dec 25, 2020:

And better!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2020:

At least the kids were quiet for a while...

Something interesting is going on up in the north land.

Theresa_N comments on Dec 24, 2020:

At least you aren't bad mouthing Duluth.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2020:

@mistymoon77 I am not a cheesehead... "If 2020 was a gingerbread house..."

Stupid elf! Lol

Wisterious comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Poor elf (but clever) I just made the sound of 'Alien' as it busted out of that actor's belly, screeching, then zipped across the room, well in my mind at least. Need coffee.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2020:

@Wisterious The movie is called "Spaceballs"

Stupid elf! Lol

Budgie comments on Dec 23, 2020:

I have a student who would love this. I showed her this pic of the elf and she could not stop laughing for over an hour (I teach special ed kids)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2020:

@Budgie Funny part about economics is that the people who least understand it are economists....

God helps those who....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 23, 2020:

By giving vacuum tubes too large to form a seal over little boy penises.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2020:

@FrayedBear Shoplifted it did you?...

God helps those who....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 23, 2020:

By giving vacuum tubes too large to form a seal over little boy penises.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2020:

@FrayedBear And yet they no longer promise to build a body that takes years of sweating over barbells in 7 days... Meanwhile they are still conning noobs with no brains into paying them big bucks for information that is free and freely available. How much have they taken you for? Oh and while we are on the subject how much did you pay for the penis pump they sold you?...

I made brownies for my coworkers. Can't imagine why no one is eating them.....

Lorajay comments on Dec 23, 2020:

How I wish I had not sold my cornbread cast iron cookware in a garage sale.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2020:

You're welcome... https://www.ebay.com/itm/Antique-7-Stick-Cornbread-Cast-Iron-Cooking-Pan-marked-7SO-12-x-51-2-HO/164599747204?hash=item2652e8d284:g:jbcAAOSw2sRfx-nz

God helps those who....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 23, 2020:

By giving vacuum tubes too large to form a seal over little boy penises.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2020:

@FrayedBear Unlike you I am not projecting.... Atlas was a scam artist that sent a booklet out for free to boost the sales of an overpriced piece of junk (two wooden sticks with a 3/4 inch rubber band in the middle) and promised impossible results in time periods of 7 days to less than 3 months... He also sent people booklets they could get for free charging them money and when they complained asked for more money for more worthless booklets. He was a big part of why the USPS started cracking down on these fraudsters with real regulations that made it a felony to market shit like this through the mail issuing 250,000 fines and sentences up to 20 years at club fed. A friend of mine got ripped off by him because he answered one of those stupid comic book ads that sold shit like fake "x-ray specs"... Besides he never said anything relevant to the OP....

God helps those who....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 23, 2020:

By giving vacuum tubes too large to form a seal over little boy penises.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2020:

@FrayedBear Your lack of comprehension is showing.... "let me pump you up" was Schwarzenegger's famous tag line while trying to sell people on fitness....

God helps those who....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 23, 2020:

By giving vacuum tubes too large to form a seal over little boy penises.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2020:

@GwenBFree My first thought was "god is Arnold Schwarzenegger?..." "let me pump you up..."

Congratulations USA we have today not only listed the deaths of more than 3,100 (so far) more people...

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 23, 2020:

I think the best method of deterrence is to take photos of their mask-less faces and post them locally on phone poles and facebook. Title them UNWANTED

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2020:

I think labelling them domestic terrorists and shooting them on sight would be the only effective deterrent but knowing the Republican party they would block it...

Oh, thoes silly Fiat Earthers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Fix It Again Tony

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2020:

@scurry First On Race Day

Stupid elf! Lol

Budgie comments on Dec 23, 2020:

I have a student who would love this. I showed her this pic of the elf and she could not stop laughing for over an hour (I teach special ed kids)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2020:

@Budgie

Congratulations USA we have today not only listed the deaths of more than 3,100 (so far) more people...

FrayedBear comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Of more concern to the rest of the world is the fact that your numbers infected will result in far more new strains. The same can be said of the UK, Europe & Brazil the silver, bronze & lead medal winners. Forget suing China for allowing it to happen - you now are the source.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2020:

@FrayedBear Thanks for proving to me the old saw that opinions are like assholes....

Congratulations USA we have today not only listed the deaths of more than 3,100 (so far) more people...

bookofmorons comments on Dec 22, 2020:

hard to disagree

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2020:

@bookofmorons Yeah thanks "America Firsters..."

Congratulations USA we have today not only listed the deaths of more than 3,100 (so far) more people...

FrayedBear comments on Dec 22, 2020:

If you want to help yourself follow the links through the following "A positive tale of Stig Severinsen." to the free book & training videos available at https://www.breatheology.com/free-ebook-covid-19/

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2020:

Why are you posting fake cures on this site?...

Congratulations USA we have today not only listed the deaths of more than 3,100 (so far) more people...

FrayedBear comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Of more concern to the rest of the world is the fact that your numbers infected will result in far more new strains. The same can be said of the UK, Europe & Brazil the silver, bronze & lead medal winners. Forget suing China for allowing it to happen - you now are the source.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2020:

You should really learn to read posts before commenting... I blamed the Fundamentalist Christians and Cult Trump....

Congratulations USA we have today not only listed the deaths of more than 3,100 (so far) more people...

bookofmorons comments on Dec 22, 2020:

hard to disagree

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2020:

Only way you could is if you had mental issues...

Dragon alert....

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Don't make any sudden moves unless you're wearing Kevlar.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2020:

Plated mail you mean those claws would shred Kevlar like so much paper...

Dragon alert....

Wisterious comments on Dec 22, 2020:

I want to think this hilarious, but have a concern the kitty has been drugged. Tell me no! What could have caused those huge pupils?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2020:

Catnip....

I would have put this on the gun lovers group but they are probably too dumb to get it.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Someone could make a fortune just selling sets of 10mm s.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

Tool trucks do it all the time...

Finally, an end in sight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Nope.... 2020 part two is beginning on 1-1-2021....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@FrayedBear So was Resident Evil and II hear they plan to make Zombieland 3 in a few years...

Finally, an end in sight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Nope.... 2020 part two is beginning on 1-1-2021....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@jeshuey Worse yet horror movies are always done in threes....

When you go shopping for that new tree ornament that is all the rage....

skado comments on Dec 19, 2020:

All we need now is a link for where to purchase!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@skado Because THEY blocked you.... If YOU had blocked them instead you could see and comment on their posts....

When you go shopping for that new tree ornament that is all the rage....

skado comments on Dec 19, 2020:

All we need now is a link for where to purchase!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@skado As I stated he has me block I do NOT have him blocked.... The "rules" of this website allow him to see or comment on my posts while his remain invisible to me....

When you go shopping for that new tree ornament that is all the rage....

skado comments on Dec 19, 2020:

All we need now is a link for where to purchase!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@skado No the only thing it does is prevent me from seeing his as long as the site knows who I am. I run Firefox so I can see him if I open the post in a new private window.... Most people are completely ignorant of how websites work unless they studied it like I have.

When you go shopping for that new tree ornament that is all the rage....

skado comments on Dec 19, 2020:

All we need now is a link for where to purchase!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@skado @Robecology

When you go shopping for that new tree ornament that is all the rage....

skado comments on Dec 19, 2020:

All we need now is a link for where to purchase!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@skado He just finds my posts funny but has me blocked like several other people who are all butthurt....

Just a little political humour.....😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 20, 2020:

"Grab her by the pussy..." Donnie Dumbass I hear they are now looking into election fraud in Kentucky.... Seems that some counties there more votes were cast for McConnell than there were residents in them... Same with Graham (the cracker) in SC...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2020:

@Freespirit64 Kentucky has a long history of "voting the grave yard" (death be not proud) and buying votes in poor rural areas. Political corruption is common there.

I would have put this on the gun lovers group but they are probably too dumb to get it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Substitute a 5/16 SAE.. Old Mechanics tip...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 20, 2020:

@Moravian And 13mm is 1/2"....

When you go shopping for that new tree ornament that is all the rage....

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Just horsing around?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Looks more like he is "deerly" thankful to represent the season....

It's just a theory...

Wisterious comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Several thoughts: 1. OMGosh who ordered those? Fire him! 2. How did they get all the way to the point of installation without anyone noticing or caring enough to stop it? 3. Who designed them? Was it a joke? If so, I bet they were shocked when they actually received orders for them.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@JeffMurray A glowing dick pic with wings....

Lock em if you got em....

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 17, 2020:

What if the kid has to pee? I guess Dad would have to go with him, having the key in his pocket.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2020:

Or dad might just leave it with the priest in case of emergencies.... after all what could possibly go wrong?....

Lock em if you got em....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 17, 2020:

if only it was that easy . . after all they hold the keys to Heaven

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2020:

"To a Catholic priest heaven must be the ass of an eight year old boy..." Anonymous Pundit

Still wondering?...

Joanne comments on Dec 17, 2020:

This is gross, in my opinion (although I am sure more that one shepherd has taken a few liberties with his flock). But, it does point out that the "good shepherd" doesn't tend to his flock and care for the animals out of any kind of love for them. The mindless animal is only regarded as worthy in...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2020:

Leviticus 18:23-28 23 “Don’t have sex with an animal and violate yourself by it. “A woman must not have sex with an animal. That is perverse. 24-28 “Don’t pollute yourself in any of these ways. This is how the nations became polluted, the ones that I am going to drive out of the land before you. Even the land itself became polluted and I punished it for its iniquities—the land vomited up its inhabitants. You must keep my decrees and laws—natives and foreigners both. You must not do any of these abhorrent things. The people who lived in this land before you arrived did all these things and polluted the land. And if you pollute it, the land will vomit you up just as it vomited up the nations that preceded you.

Canadian Problems (2 memes)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Re: #2 the answer is that you are sarcastic not Canadian....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 17, 2020:

@scurry So is incest but all things being relative 75F (23.9C) is what I consider warm....

Canadian Problems (2 memes)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Re: #2 the answer is that you are sarcastic not Canadian....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@scurry If you call that warm you are either insane or love living in a walk in freezer....

I believe I will have another beer...

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Mmmmm beer!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 On what I get a month?... I would have to find someone who could afford to pay me.

I believe I will have another beer...

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Mmmmm beer!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@scurry I have pretty close to 5 Gigs of these by my estimate I am so far behind categorizing them I might have to hire someone to do it for me.

I believe I will have another beer...

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Mmmmm beer!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 16, 2020:

..................

Taco Tuesday again...

Wisterious comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Offensive. This isn't a man's group. Sorry Lizard. I laugh at most of your jokes, but this one might be better received in one of the Kink/Erotic or male Playboy-type sites.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2020:

@Wisterious The group header.... Where it says "bad taste encouraged..."

Taco Tuesday again...

Wisterious comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Offensive. This isn't a man's group. Sorry Lizard. I laugh at most of your jokes, but this one might be better received in one of the Kink/Erotic or male Playboy-type sites.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2020:

You might want to read the header....

Too soon...?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 15, 2020:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 15, 2020:

@oldFloyd Make a good one as is....

My favorite Christmas sweater...

WhiskeyEight comments on Dec 14, 2020:

I LOVE this! Where can I get one? Haha

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2020:

Actually this one came from the Walmart website a few years back....

And a side of bacon, please.

1BrentMichael comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Where can I find this gorgeous mound of carnivorous delight?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 14, 2020:

@1BrentMichael I think Floraduh is a little higher but I wouldn't go to a doctor in a state that says if you are over 50 the doctor can't be held accountable no matter how badly he fucks up.

What Christmas is really all about.... Body piercings....

FrayedBear comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Doh! Isn't this an easter meme?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear His mommy wouldn't let him have them until he moved out of the house in his mid 30s'...

The war is on again...

FrayedBear comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Who is he?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Dildo O'Biley...

What, what, and what??!!!

bookofmorons comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Not sure what the point of the last one is

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Don't bend over or you might find out the hard way...

The war is on again...

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 13, 2020:

He's such a fuckin' douche. Is he dead yet?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@glennlab And why did the advertisers leave?... Oh yeah people organized and petitioned them to stop supporting Fox until he was fired as a pervert...

And a side of bacon, please.

1BrentMichael comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Where can I find this gorgeous mound of carnivorous delight?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2020:

@scurry Possibly after all in Mississippi the average lifespan is 62 last time I checked mostly due to cheap deep fried food diets...

The war is on again...

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 13, 2020:

He's such a fuckin' douche. Is he dead yet?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2020:

Not yet he is still living a life of shame from the 5 sexual harassment lawsuits that made Fox fire him...

And a side of bacon, please.

1BrentMichael comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Where can I find this gorgeous mound of carnivorous delight?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 13, 2020:

The guy who owned the restaurant died of a heart attack at 43 as I recall...

My favorite Christmas sweater...

Lady-DebianLinux comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Where the pink unicorn 🦄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2020:

It's invisible.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Pink_Unicorn

When I was a young kid in elementary school there were many dangerous contagious diseases common in ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Unless you were born before 1953 you are a liar because that is when the vaccine for polio was introduced....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2020:

@dumasarok "Like a horror movie, throughout the first half of the 20th century, the polio virus arrived each summer, striking without warning. No one knew how polio was transmitted or what caused it. There were wild theories that the virus spread from imported bananas or stray cats. There was no known cure or vaccine. For the next four decades, swimming pools and movie theaters closed during polio season for fear of this invisible enemy. Parents stopped sending their children to playgrounds or birthday parties for fear they would “catch polio.” In the outbreak of 1916, health workers in New York City would physically remove children from their homes or playgrounds if they suspected they might be infected. Kids, who seemed to be targeted by the disease, were taken from their families and isolated in sanitariums. In 1952, the number of polio cases in the U.S. peaked at 57,879, resulting in 3,145 deaths. Those who survived this highly infectious disease could end up with some form of paralysis, forcing them to use crutches, wheelchairs or to be put into an iron lung, a large tank respirator that would pull air in and out of the lungs, allowing them to breathe." Cited from Discover magazine... Seems you are still a liar Polio was nowhere near as deadly as COVID and yet more drastic measures were taken against it than you complain about...

When I was a young kid in elementary school there were many dangerous contagious diseases common in ...

Lorajay comments on Dec 12, 2020:

If government action had been Swifter, many more small businesses would have survived. Design and implementation of the first stimulus legislation wasn't adequate in many areas. Our current government administration does not really care whether government works or not they just want to get paid ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2020:

@dumasarok And others like you refuse to accept facts opting for comfortable fictions instead...Yesterday the COVID scoreboard posted over three thousand more deaths and as of today another 1,500 more were posted. Keep in mind that death figures take three weeks to be processed so we are already past 1 death for every thousand of the US population. By the time a vaccine that will reduce the numbers of dead and disabled can be manufactured and distributed in amounts large enough to reduce these number thanks to Trump and his followers like you more US citizens will have died than Hitler murdered Jews in his concentration camps during WW2. That makes you and him some of the most prolific mass murders in the history of the world...

My favorite Christmas sweater...

Wisterious comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Well THAT'S quite the compilation! I think the only thing missing is the flying spaghetti.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2020:

@Wisterious My granddaughter Celeste's stepmother likes pineapple and pepperoni and so does Celeste... I stand by their opinions.

When I was a young kid in elementary school there were many dangerous contagious diseases common in ...

Theresa_N comments on Dec 12, 2020:

The closest comparison would be with the 1918-19 flu epidemic. In that there were compulsory stay at home orders. You and your so called "liberties" don't amount to a hill of beans. For most people it's been a minor inconvenience.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2020:

@dumasarok Damn you have the right screen name don't you?... The payroll protection loans were supposed to protect those small businesses but the problem was Mitch the bitch and company allowed the money to go to large corporate interests....

My favorite Christmas sweater...

Wisterious comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Well THAT'S quite the compilation! I think the only thing missing is the flying spaghetti.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 12, 2020:

And pineapple on the pizza...

Oh Canada... 🍁

Surfpirate comments on Dec 11, 2020:

Was that a fuck you or just a polite correction towards a bunch of rebels that had to go out of their way spell things in a silly way to prove that they were different?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2020:

@scurry Unless you are Dan Quayle... @Surfpirate Actually it has to do with separate countries and the standardization of dictionaries. Before hand some words were spelled by the personal opinion of the author. Many older books from any country are written this way and if your copy is old enough you might be wondering just how much you had to drink before you sat down to read...

The last bath bomb you will ever need...

bookofmorons comments on Dec 11, 2020:

should straighten out the curly's

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2020:

Or curl your nose hairs...

The last bath bomb you will ever need...

Willow_Wisp comments on Dec 11, 2020:

A little too dark for Goth, are you ok?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2020:

"I will survive" Diana Ross

Save the bears....

Adam_Metal comments on Dec 11, 2020:

I love how some people's brain works! 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2020:

In my case this is how mine avoids work...

Lord of the clueless

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2020:

Sounds more like Orc from the land of Morondor....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 11, 2020:

@OldMetalHead I just pull them out of thin air it seems like...

Is a $30,000 fine or gaol time reasonable with that meme that you just shared?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2020:

According to Comcast it is...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2020:

@FrayedBear They are the ones that merged with Time Warner to form Spectrum and are now charging people an extra $30 a month if they go over the data cap they put on their Internet to gouge them during the pandemic... The reason the merger went through is because while Kamala Harris was AG of California they bribed her with campaign donations not to stop it....

When you really need expert medical advice

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Oh look @BD66 is now a "medical expert..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2020:

@FrayedBear Reagan the guy who was so stupid he mistook making war movies for military service... And then there was president Shrub.... Only in the GOP could he possibly be mistaken for intelligent... https://youtu.be/JhmdEq3JhoY

When you really need expert medical advice

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Oh look @BD66 is now a "medical expert..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2020:

@FrayedBear Like Trump bragging he has a high IQ....

When you really need expert medical advice

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Oh look @BD66 is now a "medical expert..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2020:

@FrayedBear When you study to take an IQ test it is void of meaning.... Which is why I never bothered to join MENSA all it was to me was a joke where decidedly ordinary people took pride in false results.... Like the moron in Maine who had everyone fooled with math that meant nothing...

I could really use a drink about now with all the stupid I am seeing....

Zoohome comments on Dec 10, 2020:

My birthday was yesterday... I should find a meme for hump day birthday. 😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2020:

.................

When you really need expert medical advice

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Oh look @BD66 is now a "medical expert..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2020:

@BD66 Nope just pointing out the foolishness of listening to the opinions of a minimum wage employee on any matter of importance much less on COVID... We just passed 2,000 deaths from the virus recorded today...

Stay safe at home in your pajamas once the streetlights come on.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Please remember to have your next of kin post your obituary I am sure people here will get a good laugh saying "we told him so..." I am sure your boss will consider you easily replaced in whatever minimum wage job you work at as well...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2020:

@BDair Looking forward to reading your obituary soon....

Stay safe at home in your pajamas once the streetlights come on.

BDair comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Just the Facts on COVID 19. This is the first graphic to emerge for the spread of the virus, before anyone could have known it would behave any differently than any previous one. None of which resulted in such a global reaction. The graphic depicts two outcomes, based on no measures taken vs. ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2020:

@BDair Geeze that one statement has to be the most moronic thing I have heard this year. Dumber than anything out of Trump or any of his lawyers mouths...

Stay safe at home in your pajamas once the streetlights come on.

BDair comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Just the Facts on COVID 19. This is the first graphic to emerge for the spread of the virus, before anyone could have known it would behave any differently than any previous one. None of which resulted in such a global reaction. The graphic depicts two outcomes, based on no measures taken vs. ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2020:

News flash the graphic was wrong because it was made by a congenital idiot with delusions of grandeur who has no medical knowledge.... The Spanish Flu pandemic proved this was wrong 100 years before the graphic was made by a idiot flunky for that orange baboon... We are following the same stupid pattern of mistakes.

Stay safe at home in your pajamas once the streetlights come on.

altschmerz comments on Dec 8, 2020:

Rona's bad, but I didn't know it could cut your leg off too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2020:

@BDair Thanks for proving you can't read and comprehend English.... First off he died of COVID-19, second he got it at an OUTDOOR EVENT he didn't bother to wear a mask at, third he was a doctor and admitted his behaviour was negligent and stupid, fourth he is telling people like you he was dead wrong and to wear a mask....

Stay safe at home in your pajamas once the streetlights come on.

altschmerz comments on Dec 8, 2020:

Rona's bad, but I didn't know it could cut your leg off too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2020:

@BDair "As COVID-19 cases continue to increase nationwide, some state officials still refuse to wear masks and address the severity of the novel coronavirus pandemic. These individuals, alongside their followers, are pushing to end statewide mandates and other safety measures in place to stop the spread of COVID-19, failing to understand just how deadly the virus is. As a result, many of those who once denied the virus, deeming it a hoax, are sharing their stories after being infected to emphasize the importance of following safety guidelines to stop the spread of COVID-19. But not everyone who once downplayed the virus has had the opportunity to rethink their stance after experiencing it. A number of individuals have tested positive for COVID-19 and shortly died. In one incident a former Republican Alabama state senator, Larry Dixon, died at the age of 78 on Friday. Dixon. who also served on the Alabama Board of Medical Examiners, shared strong last words to his wife on his deathbed that also served as a warning to the people of Alabama. 'We messed up. We let our guards down.” Dixon said, according to close friend Dr. David Thrasher. “Please tell everybody to be careful. This is real, and if you get diagnosed, get help immediately.” Thrasher, a pulmonologist, shared Dixon’s last words with NBC News and added that Dixon was exposed to the virus at an outdoor gathering hosted two weeks ago. While he was unsure how many people attended, he confirmed that two other men who attended had tested positive. According to Thrasher, within days of the gathering Dixon felt COVID-19 symptoms and as his condition worsened, he was placed on a ventilator. His wife, Gaynell Dixon, also tested positive and is still recovering. The couple has two daughters who also contracted the virus earlier this year but recovered. Dixon represented the Senate’s 25th District, which covers Montgomery, Ellmore, and Crenshaw counties. He served as a state senator from 1983 until his retirement in 2010. Prior to this, he was a member of the state House from 1978 to 1982. According to NBC News, his death came as a shock to many individuals who worked with him, but those who knew him and considered him the “finest human being” were not surprised that his last wish was to prevent others from suffering the fate he did. "He wanted to encourage people to be careful, wear a mask, don't socially gather," Thrasher said. "He said, 'Let's save some lives.'" Just hours before Dixon died, local news reports noted that Alabama set a record for hospitalization rates and new COVID-19 cases. According to data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Alabama has reported almost 270,000 cases of coronavirus and more than 3,000 deaths as a result so far. While the governor ...

Stay safe at home in your pajamas once the streetlights come on.

altschmerz comments on Dec 8, 2020:

Rona's bad, but I didn't know it could cut your leg off too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 10, 2020:

@BDair Not according to the idiot conspiracy theorists maybe but according to scientific evidence there certainly is.... I know you get your misinformation off OANN, Assbook, and other "sources" because every time you post nonsense like this you are proving it...

Stay safe at home in your pajamas once the streetlights come on.

altschmerz comments on Dec 8, 2020:

Rona's bad, but I didn't know it could cut your leg off too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2020:

@BDair No what is ridiculous is over 6,300 admitted dead from the virus in the last two days and people being too damned stupid to do simple things like wear a fucking mask.... In two days we will be over 300,000 dead and when that number reaches 328KNot only are we going to see a huge increase in cases ever day but the death rate will start to increase as well. It is people like you causing these deaths and I can only hope all of you pay the price of your own actions.

Save the bears....

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 9, 2020:

OMG tell me it wasn't the reindeers too?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2020:

Nah they were seen getting shot down somewhere in West Virginia... https://youtu.be/vc5dKqoFtKk

When the ER nurse asks you what the fuck is wrong with you....

Pralina1 comments on Dec 9, 2020:

In my 22 yrs at ER , I never thought I ll say this , but yeah , I miss these guys , them girls , and every drunk and even the gun shots . For the last 9 months in covid icu , I ll kill for some “ normality “. Drunk and stupid I understand . Drunk and stupid I can fix for the night . This covid ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2020:

It would be nice if someone could explain that to dumbasses who think this is funny when the death rate where they live is already over one out of every thousand people... "Stay safe at home in your pajamas once the streetlights come on."

Stay safe at home in your pajamas once the streetlights come on.

altschmerz comments on Dec 8, 2020:

Rona's bad, but I didn't know it could cut your leg off too!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 9, 2020:

Stupid attempt at a joke... COVID-19 Patients With Arterial Leg Thromboses Risk Amputation and Death https://www.tctmd.com/news/covid-19-patients-arterial-leg-thromboses-risk-amputation-and-death

When the ER nurse asks you what the fuck is wrong with you....

jeshuey comments on Dec 8, 2020:

But I can explain everything!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 8, 2020:

Let me guess you kept putting it all around the house to annoy your wife and she showed you where to stick it....