At the rate this country is going....

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 21, 2020:

I hope not for the sake of all the kids.. I'm home schooling my kids

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2020:

Because of the way homeschooling is abused by religious organizations I am afraid that it is just making matters worse in this country...

When you die, would you want your family to burry your body and be cremated?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2020:

As I told the English class I was in at college I want a Belter's service like in Niven's known space books.... After everyone gets drunk and finishes telling tall tales about me as far as I am concerned since I have no need for the rest they can toss me on the BBQ and the cannibals can eat me....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 20, 2020:

@Robertnicolas52 The professor went a bit green but the class cracked up...

This is how easy it is to get a gun in Oklahoma: My great grandpa, a 91 year old man, walked into a...

Sticks48 comments on Jan 19, 2020:

I am not sure I would be visiting grandpa anymore.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 19, 2020:

@Sticks48 If he had almost shot me like that I would have kicked his ass and made damned sure that weapon was so much scrap metal....

This is how easy it is to get a gun in Oklahoma: My great grandpa, a 91 year old man, walked into a...

Sticks48 comments on Jan 19, 2020:

I am not sure I would be visiting grandpa anymore.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 19, 2020:

@Sticks48 Too bad he didn't shoot himself in the balls.... He could have solved the problem and removed himself from the genepool.... Win with Darwin!

This is how easy it is to get a gun in Oklahoma: My great grandpa, a 91 year old man, walked into a...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Maybe the family can all chip in for a simplysafe security system for him?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 19, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal It just being there could make a difference in his state of mind...

This is how easy it is to get a gun in Oklahoma: My great grandpa, a 91 year old man, walked into a...

bobwjr comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Call before visiting

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 19, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal Keep in mind at 91 he could forget...

This should be a public service announcement on every channel....

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Nope.. Not hearing any voices today

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 18, 2020:

I would love to see these televangelists shows having these played constantly during forced commercial breaks....

Space Force!

OldGoat43 comments on Jan 18, 2020:

I thought it would be dark indigo with little white dots all over it. Is there a desert in space?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 18, 2020:

@OldGoat43 The guy who wants to keep out the space Mexicans?....

Lmao. I can't believe this is a real movie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Oh Gud please Netflix get this one in....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 18, 2020:

@Auty89 I am sure that one day soon like all the Troma films it will be on youtube...

Lmao. I can't believe this is a real movie.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 18, 2020:

I don't believe it either

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 18, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Neither do I...

Lmao. I can't believe this is a real movie.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 18, 2020:

I don't believe it either

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 18, 2020:

Don't bet your ass girl because you would lose.... https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1843303/

Lmao. I can't believe this is a real movie.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Surely not.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 18, 2020:

Want to bet?... https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1843303/

Damn these gangs of thugs...

GEGR comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Cults .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 18, 2020:

All religions are cults...

Damn these gangs of thugs...

brentan comments on Jan 17, 2020:

They do that coz they love ya!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2020:

They do that because they want my money...

😂😂🤪🤪🤣🤣😀😀😅😅😂😂🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Just as effective

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 17, 2020:

Probably more effective....

Remember this when talking to Christians & Trump supporters.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 15, 2020:

I both cases that would be a no....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 15, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal I have met very few of either that you could talk to on any subject rationally... The both ignore evidence in favor of the real "F" word.... faith...

Reality Startrek:The Next Generation...

JazznBlues comments on Jan 13, 2020:

Obviously genetic since you can see it runs in the whole Trump line.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 14, 2020:

@bookofmoron It runs deep and runs yellow...

watch some kid has already or will try this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2020:

LOL starring in Kiddie porn does that make them sex offenders as well?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear I wasn't....

Reality Startrek:The Next Generation...

JazznBlues comments on Jan 13, 2020:

Obviously genetic since you can see it runs in the whole Trump line.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2020:

After all that is why Donny's grandpa immigrated.... He was dodging the draft in Germany... Then after being tossed out of the US for being a pimp and tax evader when he went back they exiled him....

watch some kid has already or will try this

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 13, 2020:

LOL starring in Kiddie porn does that make them sex offenders as well?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear Well I would think robbing a store naked might just qualify them....

[youtu.be] Not a meme, but funny

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 13, 2020:

Fuck Trump!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 13, 2020:

@Captnron59 Then please feel free to leave no one here is stopping you....

When someone tells me they will pray for me...

Pralina1 comments on Jan 12, 2020:

Mental cases are considered handicap . U got to be some level of crazy to be there every Sunday , u know ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 12, 2020:

@glennlab Does that include the state sport of drunk driving?....

I'll drink to that....

GEGR comments on Jan 11, 2020:

The Ignorance is Thick .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Never read a map did you or studied the history of Rocketry and computers?... I have...

I'll drink to that....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## Save your confederate money. THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN. This time we're taking the rust belt industries.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 You lose... FYI USA Today is owned by Fox News.... https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/02/20/hate-groups-white-power-supremacists-southern-poverty-law-center/2918416002/ https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40915356 https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2018/12/08/671999530/what-the-ebbs-and-flows-of-the-kkk-can-tell-us-about-white-supremacy-today https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/8/6/20754828/el-paso-shooting-white-supremacy-rise

I'll drink to that....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## Save your confederate money. THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN. This time we're taking the rust belt industries.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 According to the FBI Klan activity has been on the rise again lately along with White Supremacist terrorism in the US...

I'll drink to that....

GEGR comments on Jan 11, 2020:

The Ignorance is Thick .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Look where most of those people you are talking about were educated....Also funny you should mention Clearlake.... Which FYI leans heavily towards the Republican party and went massively for Trump.... Kind of like Fresno on steroids... Also do you even know WHY the space programs was based in the deep south during it's start up?... It has to do with being closer to the equator... Today the only real activity is taking place at Vandenberg CA.... You heard of Space-X right?...

I'll drink to that....

GEGR comments on Jan 11, 2020:

The Ignorance is Thick .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99

I'll drink to that....

GEGR comments on Jan 11, 2020:

The Ignorance is Thick .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 I was stationed in NC and Tenn while in Uncle Sam's Mouldy Crotch and both states sucked... While there are a few nice places in the South most of it is mired in ignorance and poverty.... For a good example.... https://act.colorofchange.org/sign/Shutdown_Parchman_Now/?t=6=40304%2E4883838%2EwAOIBU

I'll drink to that....

GEGR comments on Jan 11, 2020:

The Ignorance is Thick .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 And they wonder why they live in a rusty trailer....

My toxic trait is that I think I need to pee before I do anything.

WilliamFleming comments on Jan 11, 2020:

Congratulations on being so uninhibited as to share the details of your bodily functions. :-) I thought that was an old man’s characteristic. Maybe you are drinking too much water.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal I like that trait.... You always know where the other person is coming from.

My toxic trait is that I think I need to pee before I do anything.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2020:

Obsessive Peeing Disorder?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@1EarthLovingGal What a horrible thing to tell you...

I'll drink to that....

GEGR comments on Jan 11, 2020:

The Ignorance is Thick .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99

I'll drink to that....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## Save your confederate money. THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN. This time we're taking the rust belt industries.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2020:

Not for long though you are now losing again...

I'll drink to that....

Lorajay comments on Jan 11, 2020:

But but but but they're white!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 11, 2020:

.....................

How Internet dating makes you feel...

bookofmorons comments on Jan 9, 2020:

I've been single so long I'm starting to think I'm right occasionally

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 10, 2020:

@SiouxcitySue Bipolar scamming?... Men for sex and women for money?...

How Internet dating makes you feel...

bookofmorons comments on Jan 9, 2020:

I've been single so long I'm starting to think I'm right occasionally

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2020:

Fucked up part of Internet dating is the women are always demanding you give them money and telling you no sex.... If I wanted that I would have just gotten married for fucks sake....

Damnit out again....

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 9, 2020:

Go get more beer!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Oh do be gentle baby....

Damnit out again....

Moravian comments on Jan 9, 2020:

He looks like Paul from the great film with Nick Frost and Simon Pegg. When they mentioned anal probing he said "what do you think we are doing, harvesting farts?"

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2020:

Bullseye... this was another line from the movie...

Damnit out again....

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2020:

I’ll go get you more beer

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2020:

2 X 12 packs of Sam Adams please....

Damnit out again....

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 9, 2020:

Go get more beer!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2020:

You are no fun at all are you?...

Oh my I guess I am too late.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 8, 2020:

LMAO very funny 🤣😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 9, 2020:

@Zoohome Obviously not...

So a 5 time draft dodger orders the illegal assassination of a foreign political figure without any ...

RobertMartin comments on Jan 8, 2020:

Trump did the right thing taking the opportunity to have a terrorist killed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2020:

@RobertMartin Fucking idiot is just making things worse to try and distract people of his criminal behaviour.... He is leaving a mess already that will take decades to fix just to catch up to where we were before the shithead took office... No Iran was not friendly but the tension had been eased to a significant degree until that bitch Clinton committed election fraud and put the Orange monkey in the Whitehouse and the GOP in charge of both houses...

So a 5 time draft dodger orders the illegal assassination of a foreign political figure without any ...

RobertMartin comments on Jan 8, 2020:

Trump did the right thing taking the opportunity to have a terrorist killed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2020:

Keep your eye out because it has already made a big fucked up mess even worse of one than the other bullshit he pulled after he took office... This made Iran even closer to Putin which was the sole goal of Trump's attack... Iran hasn't committed a terrorist act against the US for decades before Trump took office... That would have been during the Carter administration... The largest supporters of anti-American terrorism in the Middle East in order are Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Israel.... Yet according to conservatives from both parties these are out "friends...."

Oh my I guess I am too late.

bobwjr comments on Jan 8, 2020:

Lol blocked one too regular trumper troll

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2020:

I just aggravate them until they block me.... More fun that way...

Oh my I guess I am too late.

NHjulie comments on Jan 8, 2020:

I've been blocked a few times. It's funny how they can be so sensitive to facts, logic and maybe a little sarcasm thrown in.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2020:

Or just any one of those three things by itself....

Oh my I guess I am too late.

noworry28 comments on Jan 8, 2020:

🤣🤣🤣He is not worth my time to respond to his crap. He is an idiot not worth your time either, but you got to have fun with him. When someone cannot be logical or hold an intelligent conversation, they scream, insult and block the other.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2020:

Adding aggravation to the lives of idiots is one of my favorite hobbies...

Oh my I guess I am too late.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 8, 2020:

LMAO very funny 🤣😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Actually he can but I can't see him is all.... Just the way this funky site works I have had people who blocked me actually like posts afterwards...

Oh my I guess I am too late.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 8, 2020:

LMAO very funny 🤣😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 8, 2020:

I know he can see it because I didn't block him and am hoping someone lets him know I am still laughing at him...

Sign of the times.... and that he might be an idiot...

BD66 comments on Jan 6, 2020:

Can't argue with that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 6, 2020:

You could but you might be putting yourself in the same class of idiot that sign maker is in....

So a 5 time draft dodger orders the illegal assassination of a foreign political figure without any ...

brentan comments on Jan 4, 2020:

Apparently, Trump put the guy on his Official List of Killable Terrorists so everything's legit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2020:

@Psilovybin Actually it is only a few who support Trump who is a terrorist...

So a 5 time draft dodger orders the illegal assassination of a foreign political figure without any ...

brentan comments on Jan 4, 2020:

Apparently, Trump put the guy on his Official List of Killable Terrorists so everything's legit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2020:

@Psilovybin The real question here is why are you defending a guy who supports terrorism in the US?... Your idiocy in your attacks on others knows no bounds... Iran hasn't committed a terrorist act against the US for decades and does wage war against the Saudis who have committed many terrorist acts against us and receives full support from Trump... Idiots like you create terrorists in the middle east as well as supporting home grown domestic terrorists here at home...

Pay attention and remember

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 4, 2020:

You mean like Trump and McConnell?... I thought they were still alive....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 5, 2020:

@Boxdoc Idiotic thing to say they just created hundreds of new terrorists from a country that had stopped terrorist attacks against us decades ago... Oh and remember that Trump has been kissing the asses of both Israel and Saudi Arabia two countries that commit many terrorist acts against us and always have... 9-11 was the Saudis...

It's just like the song War Pigs.

Boxdoc comments on Jan 4, 2020:

I served and would again if I were younger. If you are not willing to defend your country, you are not worthy enough to live here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2020:

@Boxdoc The people those news outlets hate...

So a 5 time draft dodger orders the illegal assassination of a foreign political figure without any ...

brentan comments on Jan 4, 2020:

Apparently, Trump put the guy on his Official List of Killable Terrorists so everything's legit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2020:

@brentan Sarcasm is difficult to express in text without some kind of designator for it... Too many people actually believe what you posted...

It's just like the song War Pigs.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2020:

I see an outbreak of back problems. A big yellow streak going down the middle of it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2020:

@Boxdoc The idiocy of the far right.... transgendereds using a woman's restroom have no interest in women other than being one and are more likely to be victims of assault by men who follow them in or fucked up far right-wing Christian lunatic women who watch FAUX... Gay men don't rape women either and are more likely to offer Republican politicians blow jobs in the men's room... If they aren't offering them that is... https://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/sep/02/usa.paulharris OH and FYI priests who rape altar boys are often straight according to studies... Rape isn't about sex it is a violent assault to cause permanent mental distress in the victim... It is about power over them not sexual attraction...

It's just like the song War Pigs.

Boxdoc comments on Jan 4, 2020:

I served and would again if I were younger. If you are not willing to defend your country, you are not worthy enough to live here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2020:

@OldMetalHead Damned right and don't forget the mining interests along with big pharma as well for Afghanistan... Cheap rare metals and cheap opium so they can boost profits and create an opioid epidemic here in the US...

It's just like the song War Pigs.

Boxdoc comments on Jan 4, 2020:

I served and would again if I were younger. If you are not willing to defend your country, you are not worthy enough to live here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2020:

@Boxdoc I bet you think FAUX is real news don't you?...

So a 5 time draft dodger orders the illegal assassination of a foreign political figure without any ...

brentan comments on Jan 4, 2020:

Apparently, Trump put the guy on his Official List of Killable Terrorists so everything's legit.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2020:

No it isn't.... It is a violation of International law, the rules of engagement, and a previous executive order banning the murder of foreign political figures... That executive order was never stricken down either...

It's just like the song War Pigs.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2020:

I see an outbreak of back problems. A big yellow streak going down the middle of it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2020:

Republicans are famous for that...

It's just like the song War Pigs.

Boxdoc comments on Jan 4, 2020:

I served and would again if I were younger. If you are not willing to defend your country, you are not worthy enough to live here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2020:

@Boxdoc The Clintons are just Republicunts in drag... More whores of Wall Street just like the rest of the Reagan wing of the DNC and the Entire GOP... Trump wants to gut Social Security so you can eat dog food if you support him you are not only stupid but guilty of treason...

It's just like the song War Pigs.

Boxdoc comments on Jan 4, 2020:

I served and would again if I were younger. If you are not willing to defend your country, you are not worthy enough to live here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 4, 2020:

Tell that to Trump and McConnell...

Me tonight....

noworry28 comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Same here. Looking forward to continue being the same sarcastic asshole, and I am glad that you are staying your same old self.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2019:

@noworry28 And here I have been considering them clean if I can throw them against the wall and they don't stick.... I knew I was doing something wrong....

Me tonight....

noworry28 comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Same here. Looking forward to continue being the same sarcastic asshole, and I am glad that you are staying your same old self.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 31, 2019:

I do plan to change my underwear but other than that....

Big Bang theory....

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Oh... It's Morning Glory again 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2019:

I think somebody wants to get spanked.... But my arms aren't long enough...

My favorite answer to this question....

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 30, 2019:

The devil appears quite often on TV. He lives at the White House.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2019:

The Dumbass lives in the Whitehouse....

My favorite answer to this question....

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Lucifer Morning Glory is cute 😊😋

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty At your service...

My favorite answer to this question....

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Lucifer Morning Glory is cute 😊😋

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2019:

Oh he would spank you for that one as punishment for getting his name wrong.... Lucifer Morningstar....

Big Bang theory....

scurry comments on Dec 30, 2019:

That's actually kinda cute. As good as any creation story I've ever heard. ;) Also, is that Lucifer (from Lucifer) and Sheila Sazs from Suits?? ROFL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 30, 2019:

Rachael Harris from the show....

Why I laugh so hard when people say Nazis have never been Christians....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 26, 2019:

## If you manage to cite historical sources that agree Hitler was the best ever Catholic choir boy, they'll say he wasn't a *true* Christian.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Mark Fuckerberg hates it when people criticize his imaginary friend...

Why I laugh so hard when people say Nazis have never been Christians....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 26, 2019:

## If you manage to cite historical sources that agree Hitler was the best ever Catholic choir boy, they'll say he wasn't a *true* Christian.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2019:

And they would be lying.... Christians in general and the Catholic church in particular both have generated tons of propaganda trying to distance themselves from Hitler... Truth is the Vatican was working with him in many cases .

Why I laugh so hard when people say Nazis have never been Christians....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 26, 2019:

Hitler wanted his own Aryan religion but was quite happy to use the willing Christians (and others) to do his dirty work

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2019:

@bookofmoron Those ones were weeded out during the Night of the Long Knives... Hitler's goal was to restore the Holy Roman Empire not replace Christ-Insanity...

Why I laugh so hard when people say Nazis have never been Christians....

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 26, 2019:

Good evidence! :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2019:

Actually the Swastika was used by the church throughout Europe for centuries... He incorporated it not just because he liked the design but because it was on the archway spanning the entrance to his Catholic school as a child...

Why I laugh so hard when people say Nazis have never been Christians....

bookofmorons comments on Dec 26, 2019:

Hitler wanted his own Aryan religion but was quite happy to use the willing Christians (and others) to do his dirty work

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 26, 2019:

His own "Aryan religion" was Christianity....

Ahhh Wednesday....

AtheistInNC comments on Dec 25, 2019:

or alcoholics ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 25, 2019:

You must be thinking of Vodka anyday....

Merry which is whatmas?.....

Duchess comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Buddy, I'm gonna tell you one more time: have a stroke or heart attack. Please, just die already.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2019:

You mean President "Peachy Cool Arrow?"

Merry which is whatmas?.....

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 24, 2019:

🤢🤮🤮🤮

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2019:

Exactly my feelings...

From Walmart new this year....

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Hmmm... Looks like someone's been having too much fun with the reindeer! :o

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 24, 2019:

Mrs Claus has got to start putting out so he can rein in his passions....

Some holiday cheer: You know Bill Barr and Bannon, the Pencer, and ’Vanka McConnell the ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 23, 2019:

Where's Rudy? Is he with Waldo?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 23, 2019:

Second stanza....

Because he loves you...

scurry comments on Dec 22, 2019:

Helpful. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2019:

Hang in there baby....

For those who love their whine...

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 22, 2019:

Got any peanut butter lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty Not really...

Because he loves you...

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 22, 2019:

At least he helped make it quick... 😯😥😶

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2019:

Leave it to you always looking at the bright side.... https://youtu.be/L2Wx230gYJw

For those who love their whine...

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 22, 2019:

Got any peanut butter lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty Go to any church and drink it in....

For those who love their whine...

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 22, 2019:

Got any peanut butter lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2019:

Doesn't cheese and crackers go better with whine?...

Do it.. dare ya.. double dare ya.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2019:

Hope they remember to remove the saran wrap before they have to go.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2019:

@glennlab I was also a prankster but that one is pretty obvious I was a bit more.... er.... subtle in some ways and vicious in others. People really didn't want to be on my bad side they could end up either with the Textrox trots or a mysterious exposure to stinging nettle....

Do it.. dare ya.. double dare ya.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2019:

Hope they remember to remove the saran wrap before they have to go.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 22, 2019:

You noticed that too?...

Maybe a few rednecks

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2019:

Most likely a bunch of guys with oxygen tanks sitting on their porches chewing tobacco and coughing up chucks of their lungs while their relatives who weren't smart or ambitious enough to work in the coal mines were out poaching reindeer....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2019:

@altschmerz I found a nice one on ebay that I have found some really nice deals at... https://www.ebay.com/str/secondtimebooksales/Cooking/_i.html?_storecat=23515115011

Maybe a few rednecks

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2019:

Most likely a bunch of guys with oxygen tanks sitting on their porches chewing tobacco and coughing up chucks of their lungs while their relatives who weren't smart or ambitious enough to work in the coal mines were out poaching reindeer....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2019:

@Tomfoolery33 I have no doubt about it at all and with no end to that in sight thanks to the GOP things will only get worse until we get a president in that will hold big pharma accountable....

Coffeeeeeee.....

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 21, 2019:

An exaggeration, for sure lol Men wrote the Bible, afterall! 😊😂😂😂😱😲

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2019:

And I bet most of the ones who wrote it were really hung like a Marmot....

Maybe a few rednecks

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2019:

Most likely a bunch of guys with oxygen tanks sitting on their porches chewing tobacco and coughing up chucks of their lungs while their relatives who weren't smart or ambitious enough to work in the coal mines were out poaching reindeer....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2019:

@Tomfoolery33 In the top 9% of crime ridden pestholes here in the US according to statistics.... https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/wv/wheeling/crime

There can be only one....

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 21, 2019:

One false being jealous of another false being? 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 21, 2019:

Ever seen the movies called Highlander?.... One of them was called "Highlander; The Quickening..."

Baby it is cold outside and in these days....

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2019:

That's just mean, but still lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 20, 2019:

Nobody ever laughs when a pretty girl is getting flowers unless there is poison ivy in the bouquet...Humor is a defense mechanism to laugh away pain....

Sounds like a big win

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 20, 2019:

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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 20, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue All the nuts in one basket....

I wish congress would listen to him....

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 20, 2019:

We need to change Congress to change thinking... Send in the milenials!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 20, 2019:

A grass roots progressive organization just endorsed Bernie after a year and a half of polling their membership and discussing the issues it came out he held 72% of the votes....

So how did a 600 year old man suddenly learn to build an ark?....

GEGR comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Makes as much sense as the version that they have peddled for almost two thousand years .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

I would say more sense really.... I loved Ken Hamm's little rant about how Noah had "better technology" in his day when he was trying to explain why he was having so many problems building his own ark.... I guess he had a fucking Home Depot card too right?...

Air Drop is wonderful

QuidamOutrepont comments on Dec 19, 2019:

He must have lost a bet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

If that thing explodes he is going to lose his mind because it will blow his brains out....

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Heathenman comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Or, they could just put up wall and ceiling sheathing which blocks radio waves. People won't be able to use their cell phones in the restroom then. This new idea is scary. It seems to come with an inherent risk of poop and pee on the floor.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

@Heathenman You can adjust the output to the size of the area you want to disrupt and it only jams cell phones not other forms of wireless communications. Cellphones are in the microwave range while wireless headphones (bluetooth) and other devices use a different frequency range including Internet.... I was a Com/Nav tech in the Marines and have training for computer technology.... so no it would not interfer with normal equipment operations...

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 19, 2019:

I imagine these are already being installed in every Amazon warehouse in the country.... And will soon be outlawed in CA so Bezos the clown will be forced to replace them again... Of course if the DNC doesn't snatch defeat from the jaws of victory again by committing election fraud in the primaries ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

@altschmerz Yeah and they work under conditions that make sweatshops look like offices on Wall Street sometimes.... On the bright side Sanders just picked up the endorsement from People's Action which is a grass roots group... "We wanted to make sure you heard: People’s Action is endorsing Bernie Sanders for President. This wasn’t a decision we made lightly. We have a deep commitment to democracy, and we stuck to that commitment, designing an endorsement process that was a vehicle for the multiracial working class to make its voice heard. After a year and a half of forums, gatherings, and other conversations with the candidates, the choice was clear. Elizabeth Warren and Julian Castro both got votes, but Bernie Sanders won the final endorsement vote with a whopping 73 percent of the vote. "

So how did a 600 year old man suddenly learn to build an ark?....

bobwjr comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Blueprint from on high or just high

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

I think he was sold an assemble your own ark kit.... Trees in that region weren't suitable for much of anything even Egypt imported wood for their ships from Europe by way of Venice....

So how did a 600 year old man suddenly learn to build an ark?....

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Jesus taught him, he's a carpenter!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

I think the meme explains it better... Not many people understand these days what a carpenter actually was back then...

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OldGoat43 comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Get a car jack under the toilet and raise it up about three or four inches. That should show them how you feel about it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 19, 2019:

Or flush an M-80 down it....