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I was born at a very young age to a medium sized loving family. We maintain the strength of our heartfelt affection for each other through a combination of distance and infrequency of communication. It works well. Went to university to study Physics. Left having discovered more about sex and drugs than the mysteries of the quantum or cosmic. It was during this time that I acquired my superpowers. A friend pursuing a biology degree rescued a Liebig condenser that was being thrown out and re purposed it as a bong. Why would it be discarded you ask? Well turns out it was low level radioactive waste. So just as Peter Parker was transformed through radioactive spider venom, we all gained the proportionate strength, speed and intelligence of a pot plant

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