It ain't the meat, it's the motion.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Left hanger here.

Two Canadians die and end up in Hell.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Ta ina win, Ta ina wind, swaying softly.

Ow that hurt's! Lol!!

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

And he wore a patch for the rest of his young life, the other kids called him Solo eye.

dhazia morgann aka Octobooty

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Nice fish flesh.

Sammy Braddy

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Dosen't look like a "Sammy" at all.

Just found this poem on my phone.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Keep trying Honey.

Jesus loves strippers

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

And so do we.

It's probing time...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Typical.

Dainty Wilder

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Stick that tongue out just a little farther, I'm right here.

Lee Jin Seo

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Butt, Butt, Butt..

Mary Jane Fetish?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Entangle me!

Kaileena, The Empress of Time (Prince of Persia)

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Let me guess, the devil made you do it?

([instagram.com] (Kim Bbang Di)

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

She certainly has it all, in any color.

This explains a great deal lmao

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Maybe a 2 X 4 would help his condition. Jussayin

Thanks to anti mask and vaccine deniers

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

And uphill in the snow!

It's magic...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

And how did you cut your steak, sir?

Stephen King says Desantis is evil enough to be one of his villains but too dumb

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Desatan is pretty evil.

You should pay more in taxes to help global warming because of others. [youtu.be]

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

And who set this fire, and who is responsible for putting it out. Fuel fires can be extinguished too.

Happy lost dog

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

No worries, I'll just hang out here for a bit.

Big fan of Michelle Rodriguez

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

From her hand movements she's applauding you.

It's only fair after all

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Take that...

Good question which is it ?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

A cow impersonator?

Tori Black in pink

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Black and Pink and white all over.

You have to wonder sometimes.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

The guy in the picture is an idiot with little or no understanding of weaponry, trying to buy respect. Things don't work that way. I saw a guy in an Asian restaurant with a 45 on his hip eating rice with his family. All I could think was, Dude, your so afraid of patrons at a restaurant you have to go armed to dinner?

Pretty much like that lol

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Dude,..you need a new look. Maybe more Elvis.

Tuesday in august groaner

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Yummy.

Mechanic

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Now, that there is funny, I don't care who ya are,....Get R Done.

Judas Priest. - Breaking The Law, US Festival, San Bernardino, 1983 [youtu.be]

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Religion's not my bag...Does Judas Priest have a bag? I guess if they had a bag, they'd be Judas Old Lady.

Now that's brilliant

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

And at that moment, it became a "Thing", among pigs.

Doing it again in sturgis they learned nothing from last year

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Crazt MoFo's.

Dominion voting systems sues oann and newsmax

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Good for them, it's a righteous suit.

Good lyrics

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

And all the boys and girls.

Just for reference, Hearts Of Iron 4 is a video game about the hypothetics of controlling a ...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Ok then, if you say so,...I'd just keep it to myself though.

Jen Psaki torches both fox doocy and Ron Desantis

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

They both need torching, badly.

Figured we could use a laugh today.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

It's been my friend lately, lost 14 lbs.

Happy Tuesday all...Jennifer Tilly

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

I even like the bracelets.

The end is neigh!

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Even horses appreciate this meme.

Another old joke: Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Sects.....it's the bad kind.

Some cuteness for a Tuesday in August

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Stack Foxes, hadn't seen those in a while.

It;s taken some time but...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Ain't that the truth!

Wasn't Jesus a carpenter?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

My "Out" papers from the Navy described my civilian position I was best suited for as ,"Carpenter". Although all Navy ships have been metal for a hundred years. I was a welder / Fireman and small boat pilot.

For the GQP trolls that stopped by the group yesterday....

MerlinZap comments on Aug 10, 2021:

I missed them,...good.

Another friend bit it this morning, Got to keep on living.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

I was in Vietnam 50 years ago. I've expressed and thought more times than once, how lucky I am, I got fifty year many of those boys never saw.

Some may appreciate the irony here...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

An individual experience.

I'm not there yet, but how many of you are?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Crazy like a Fox!

I've done this more times than I will admit to, Anyone else guilty?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Nope, I play music constantly, can't see worth a damn, but who cares, ...grabs sixth gear.

The new spring fashions are out, hope you remember the hair spray

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Fashions from Tabitha, Bewitched.

It seemed like many of the stores that had women with children in tow, would place them in either ...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

I saw then, never rode one.

It has been one of those weeks.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Now, that's funny, I don't care who you are......"Get R Done".

If it was my cursive handwriting even I couldn't read it...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

They would wonder around in a daze.

Seems like everytime I see one of them, they look old.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Yeah, everyone I see, looks worse than I do.

Remember when tape was going to be THE media, and make commercial music obsolete?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

I used to be the repair guy.

A sign of the times

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Perfect!

I always wondered about their creative process

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Don't let me down!...John.

...And I'll keep on doing it

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

The story of my life.

The same way a computer slows down as the hard drive approaches capacity

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

That would be my answer.

My kids are watching a cartoon and I had heard the name Rumpelstiltskin.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

They sure came up with some squirrely shit though.

The latest Covid-19 accessory

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Poor Ol Dad, he hated needles, worse than death.

That's what I thought too! Lol

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Swim faster.

Fits him to a T

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Listen up!

Word challenge....

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Blubber,fell,far.

If Florida Were A Nation, U.S. Would Consider A COVID Travel Ban: Doc

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

We should consider it anyway.

Kind of fits her

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Looks like somebody socked her in the jaw, just before this picture.

Skyla Novea

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Bet she has freckle dots on the inside of her cleavage.

Maybe that would get their attention

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Can you dig it, I knew you could!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

We all"s the goodn's.

“Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine”……………Lord Byron.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Play music and laugh as much as possible!

A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, taking a drink.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

It's ALWAYS in the paper...

I just ran across this B&W shot of Kristina Makarova from 8 years ago that really caught my ...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Great shot, she looks a little stunned, but fantastic symitry there.

What's your Super power???

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Looks like she might have a couple of other talents as well.

If only this were an option!

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

I do anyway..

Happy Monday all...My Queen

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Well, I'd say, Emilia Clarke had little trouble with that scene, Director "Disrobe".....

An old woman tells her husband that if he walks across the kitchen floor after she mops again she's ...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Never mess with a woman with a mop, or a broom, or a toilet plunger, damn, I been messing with the wrong women!

A cutie who wandered into my inbox yesterday.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

You have an inbox THAT big? I'm jealous.

Maybe I'll do some fall cleaning, maybe I'll hire someone to do some fall cleaning, maybe I'll just ...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

From my computer station.

Kristina Makarova

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

That looks like a question. Anyway you want it,..yes.

A golden opportunity has now arisen.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Is that as in "Old?

A good receptionist would tell him you're not in and left for overseas this morning

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

George,..how could you?

Coming soon to a Southern state near you....

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Let them drown, they wanted to let us burn!

The uphill battle we face

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Ridiculous!

I plan on calling out a few of them

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Poor Ol Grandma.

The horrible state of affairs today

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

People need to wake up around this country. I guess if their own death wont do it,...nothing will.

Pentagon requires all troops to be vaccinated by September15th

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

It's about time.

Happy Friday all Alexis Ren

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

I like the way she wears that suit.

Sade Hugo looking hot

MerlinZap comments on Aug 9, 2021:

She's a rocker, I'll give her that.

A number of years ago the Sikh community in Canada petitioned and won the right to to ride ...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 8, 2021:

My first car was a motorcycle. I was fourteen driving to school in the 60's. I remember when they told me I had to wear a helmet. Ughhh A1964 Puch 250cc, an italian motorcycle, sold by Sears and Robuck. And then my last Motorcycle. a 1977 1000cc Harley. I still have her.

Well deserved honor

MerlinZap comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Typical.

Thanks from on high....

MerlinZap comments on Aug 8, 2021:

I knew somebody would approve.

My collection for the day, ending with my dear granddaughter enjoying surprise snow this morning in ...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 8, 2021:

The last one is my favorite,...SNOW!

And thus it began...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 8, 2021:

A common misunderstanding.

Woodstock, NY today 8/8/2021

MerlinZap comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Looks like it was interesting.

it's so nice outside, a nice breeze, beautiful skies, the grass is green, little birds are chirping ...

MerlinZap comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Lets.

I think this guy needs something

MerlinZap comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Obsessive compulsive, suck at random.

When your rocket ship accidentally takes you to heaven instead of space.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Heaven? Space?..theres a difference?

When she says she's a sexual deviant and you're not exactly sure what that means.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Lions and Tigers and bears...Oh My.

Friday is coming. Excited?

MerlinZap comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Is it Bobbit Friday?

I don't see a jellyfish, I see a rocket ship.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 8, 2021:

I suppose I can see all those things at will.

Kissing under the cameltoe, jingle all the way, yule logs and stocking stuffers.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 8, 2021:

U Go Girls!

Good meta-metaphor.

MerlinZap comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Pals.

This defies all logic

MerlinZap comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Mini Dictators, power is everything!