I'd love to be that bike seat...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I'd rather be the stretch suit...

They spelled "Kat" wrong...AGAIN!!

MerlinZap comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Who ever it is,...made it their regular job!

Exit light, enter night......

MerlinZap comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Love this ,...stealin it.

She's Havana a jolly good time - I received this photo (she wasn't smoking) in my junk mail. "Junk?

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Very organic,..with big hair!

Got to be more careful in the future.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Caught!

Party like its 1999.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Anatomically correct?...I'm sure.

Is this the future?

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

No,...I don't see me anywhere.

let's see how many inappropriate songs we know.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Stairway; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnu1E5Kslig

Mette Lindberg. Can any of my dirty-minded friends here guess what this song is really about?

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

98% of music is about Love or sex,...the rest is violence, << I don't need any more of that.

Crab legs. (I don't make 'em, I just forward them on.) This is awful ... but awfully funny. ?

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Yeah,..something like that, maybe with pantie hose.

I’m on track...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Ditto...brought me here.

I'm confused

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Please extinguish all Cell phones in the theater.

?

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Ok,...that's just outside my realm of reality..

In 25 words .....or less WHY ARE ATHEISTS BETTER LOVERS? . .. .

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

We do it without god. Plus,...It appears,...to some, we are an antiquated version of the Hulk!

Those were the dazes.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Me on the left,...Fabulous Furry Freak that I was.

This is a real cereal. [gunaxin.com]

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I like that it says "Ouch" in the lower right hand corner,...in Dutch.

That's right, take it Little Debbie

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Had a cup cake on a cup cake.

I've done this too many times.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I didn't mind as much when I was a kitten, but now that I'm a full grown Lion,...well,.. It better be important!

Love it when they love it

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Totally different experience, but some like it better.

As of the time of this post. This group is tied as the most popular group on this site!

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Some folks still, after ALL these years, deny their sexuality,....sad.

I worry about being ship wrecked here.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

And I don't have any crushed peanut topping.

Debbie Harry aged 68 photograph by Annie Leibovitz.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Still rockin it.

This certainly is true!

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

No,....the stupidity of people in their use of the Internet was under estimated.

Smart appliances, not so smart after all.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

And it will leave the door open to whoever wants to snoop in your SSD too.

A God I could get behind!

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I've always felt the same way.

Good morning all! I'm having some coffee... Are you?

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Oh yes ,..other stuff...This gal is built for action.

Been there.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Ha,...most of my dumb shit.

Happiness is beauty

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

So is youth.

Sometimes less skin is more woman.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Se says,..."Speak up, I can't hear you in this thing my Daddy makes me wear!"

Time travel?

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

And he's carrying the big long spoon like it was a baby...

Morning sunshine!!!

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Green, Red,...Purple.

A large percentage of my posts are getting rejected by agnostic for this group and I cannot explain ...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I got a couple, but then it stopped, not sure why.

What you lookin at???

MerlinZap comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Funny.

Sometimes I have trust issues, especially if you give me a reason.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Nooooooo

Can we post .gif's ? I can just hear this guy saying,..."hold my beer"

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Here it is; https://imgur.com/r/holdmybeer/TqTHZxX

A little summer teaser.... [giphy.com]

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Sweet thang..

Another redhead:)

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

OK,..I got this super hero out fit on,..Now what?

Happy little Bob Ross.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Life imitates Art...

She has a point.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Can we provide that?

Lions in society

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

In the Jungle, the mighty Jungle....

As someone who suffers from depression, I'd like to test the theory... [educateinspirechange.org]

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

You'll have to find a Stud that still shoots bullets Darlin.

A flip-flop will also work. You know, if it's summer, or you're in the South.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

A bugger works too, as long as it's a fresh one. Of course some gals wont take it in the ass in the middle of a conversation,.....did U read ahead?

What's the best caption for this superb beauty?

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I just discovered these pants are elastic,....see?

just go to "whores 'r us" and get another one

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I'd rather a pillow slut,....there are feathers involved,....some how,...don't ask.

my inner forester's playful side

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Yeah Buddy!

Does anybody want to play? ???

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Is that "Mister Fister", or "Sister Twister"? They are very different games....

Smile! ????

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I need that sticker...

Sensual Afterglow

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I miss that.

Just a point

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Punk.

My late buddy, Patrick the crazy Irishman, framed the pinup pictures of his Ridged Tool company ...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I miss those tools, I still have a few.

Her own place.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Every mans dream...

Just like religion, it's easier than thinking

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Yup

Your cars been keyed!

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I drove this Volkswagen for a while.

For the red fans

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Nice center of gravity.

F_cking grammar.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Fuckin A right,...it is.

Nobody.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Sponge head.

Nataliessss , Dormer,Imbruglia,Portman,Woods

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Wowsers! Those green eyes and those red pants!

Whatever makes you feel better.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Yes,...I am.

She looks cozy

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Oh, yes,...I could get cozy, up in that.

Caption not available

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Wow, those lips....Can I get that with a side of rice?

pin ups ,,,,,blond,brunette,redhead

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I've always liked the pin up girls.

Stolen pic.... One of you posted elsewhere... I posted here... Enjoy haha

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I posted it in a reply,...camel toe!

Sophie Marceau age 52

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

She sure is rocking 52...

Stewardess, Lockheed Constellation ''Connie''

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

The Captain notices, see him looking out the window of the aircraft? That's who the show is for.

What is it about a woman's boobs that men (and some women) find so attractive?

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Gentleman be all like...I'm thirsty man.

Keep your balls dry!

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

She can blow on my balls any day.

Nice Hat!!!!

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Now,..what kind of smile is that, makes me want to tickle her.

Hump day intermission

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

It would take me three days of riding to look like that,...but , that was a hell of a railroad show.

Your genitals are now named for the last TV show you watched. I’ll go first. The Good Place ?

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

The Magician's.

Well...staying away from redheads didn't last long....

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

With red heads,...it's always the purple.

Intermission time.. again!

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Watch out,....he looks pissed.

Cough medicine of champions.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I could use some O that right now!

its a new moon

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Any port in a storm.

This one feels a little more Victorian...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Sweet. Glad she left the panties home.

The dangers of Marijuana

MerlinZap comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Yeah,...you've got to work at it to even be injured by the Marijuana truck.

Can we post .gif's ? I can just hear this guy saying,..."hold my beer"

MerlinZap comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Guess not.

A sexy pic of me wearing just a T-shirt..... You like?

MerlinZap comments on Jan 22, 2019:

When you make love, do you Growl?

Physical representation of the word "sorry".

MerlinZap comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Oh yeah,...It's never enough.

Pizza and math.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Perfect, American standard analogy. In metrIc it work's out,.."FLAT BREAD".

Anastasia Vashukevich, aka Nastya Rybka, the Russian model.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 22, 2019:

The pic's are so small....

TACO TUESDAY! Especially fond of Cameltoe Brand Tacos! So fresh ya gotta CATCH them to eat them!

MerlinZap comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Ahh those durn camels...run fast!

The real Daisy Duke

MerlinZap comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Daisy May...

Shaking it more is playing with it.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 22, 2019:

That was a childish tantrum...

four monkeys

MerlinZap comments on Jan 22, 2019:

The babies in the back are so cute,..look just like mine at that age.

Seriously, it's getting hot in here.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 22, 2019:

That's a cool perspective,...if only. Enough plastic.

Car melting juice

MerlinZap comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Some people just have too much money,....and a lighter.

Oh Karen...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Really!,....Karen?

Add your own caption!!!

MerlinZap comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Oh,..don't make me stand out on the porch naked again honey.

Cutting Benefits...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:

How about never?

Enny meany miney mo... Which photo should I show? I'll show both, you choose what you want...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I'll take door # 2, # 1's too busy.

Going the celebrity route - she is sexy

MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I like that,...simple and clean.

By the shores of Gitche-Gumee, by the Shining Big Sea-Water...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Ain't ethnicity grand?

Have you seen the movie "Boy Erased"?

MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:

" The lead "converter", Mr. Sikes, is married to another man and living in Texas these days." Because,...of course, isn't that what religion is all about? Projecting an individual's sins onto someone else.

That's pretty graphic.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Must a had a real live model.

So get out there and sin your little asses off!

MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:

My Favorite!

More intermission, can you handle it.

MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I had hair like that, ..once.

What do you get from...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Kid's too smart for his own good...

Makes sense...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Probably.

10 year challenge

MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Don't really know what to say about that one, it seemed a bit late coming.

If bartenders provided manual stimulation - good joke and pic An elderly golfer comes in after a ...

MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Make that 2.....cheeseburgers.