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I've heard my nurse friends mention these stories! Lol

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2021:

and you seldom if ever just sit on something and whoosh. lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 29, 2021:

@glennlab That too! Lol

I ask because I care

ChestRockfield comments on Aug 29, 2021:

Why would any girl, especially one that hot, ever have a problem getting dick?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 29, 2021:

@JeffMurray Sometimes those dicks come with too much drama attached to them, not worth it! Lol

I've heard my nurse friends mention these stories! Lol

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2021:

and you seldom if ever just sit on something and whoosh. lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 29, 2021:

@glennlab According to her, they said they were naked and then whoosh, up the ass! Lol

I've heard my nurse friends mention these stories! Lol

azzow2 comments on Aug 29, 2021:

Now I am confused is she advertising, complaining, or suggesting.?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 29, 2021:

@azzow2 Complaining, because they have to get whatever "accidentally" went in there! Lol

Casualties of cool - Thing [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 25, 2021:

🤘🤘🤘🤘 woohoo!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 26, 2021:

@Garf 🤘🎸🤘🎸🤘🤘🤘🎸🎸🎸

Black label society - Set you free [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 24, 2021:

🤘🤘🤘🤘

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 26, 2021:

@Garf Yes, he is!!!!

Scorpions - Arizona [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 25, 2021:

Love this whole album! 🤘🤘🤘🤘

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 25, 2021:

@Redheadedgammy Love the Scorpions from this album and older, after this album only a couple of song's.

Black label society - Set you free [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 24, 2021:

🤘🤘🤘🤘

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 25, 2021:

@Garf Woohoo!!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘 Play that guitar Zakk!!! 🎸🎸🎸🍹🍻🍹🍻🤘🤘🤘🤘

Summer Score

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 20, 2021:

😂😂😂🤘🤘🤘

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 25, 2021:

@Adam_Metal I was 8 when I first saw this movie. https://youtu.be/gd8-MfC6LrQ

Congratulations, @Marionville on reaching Level 10!!!

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 25, 2021:

Congratulations!

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 25, 2021:

@Marionville You're welcome!

During my visit to see metalhead222, we went to Washington DC and walked to go see the stairs from ...

SpikeTalon comments on Aug 24, 2021:

How is Metalhead doing? Think he's a member in a group I host, have not heard from him in awhile.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 24, 2021:

@SpikeTalon He's doing good, thanks for asking! He stopped logging into this site, he goes on YouTube now, LOL!!! He told me that he uses this picture for his YouTube subscription.

Never, ever, tell! Lol

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2021:

Or things you only tell a Latina by email when you're at least 2 hours away.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 24, 2021:

@Pralina1 Yay!!!!!! That's a plan for sure! Lol!!!

When you don't want the party to end, Florida edition! Lol

AnneWimsey comments on Aug 24, 2021:

What is the male equivalent for "Karen"?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 24, 2021:

@AnneWimsey Florida man! Lol

When you don't want the party to end, Florida edition! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2021:

So then he mistook it for bring your own pussy night did he?....

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 24, 2021:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz 😂😂😂

When you don't want the party to end, Florida edition! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2021:

So then he mistook it for bring your own pussy night did he?....

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 24, 2021:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Who knows, Florida man! Lol

Never, ever, tell! Lol

SnowyOwl comments on Aug 23, 2021:

No se y no tengo nada.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 23, 2021:

@SnowyOwl Asi pasa 🤷

Joe Bonamassa - why does it take so long to say goodbye [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 22, 2021:

🤘🤘🤘🤘

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 23, 2021:

@Garf Woohoo!!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🍻🍹🎸🎊

I've posted this one before in a different group and now you guys get to listen to it, lucky you ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 19, 2021:

Great song! I remember you posting this, I liked it then and still do!

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 23, 2021:

@Garf Woohoo!!!!

Never, ever, tell! Lol

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2021:

Or things you only tell a Latina by email when you're at least 2 hours away.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 23, 2021:

@glennlab I told metalhead222 if he ever fucks up, I will not hesitate to buy a plane ticket to Virginia, rent a car, drive to his house and fuck up his car! Nowhere is to far when a latina is pissed! Lol

Ah DAMN!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 23, 2021:

hate when that happens

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 23, 2021:

@Rudy1962 Me too! Lol!!!

I've posted this one before in a different group and now you guys get to listen to it, lucky you ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 19, 2021:

Great song! I remember you posting this, I liked it then and still do!

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 22, 2021:

@Garf Cheer's mate! Here's the trailer for Deathgasm. https://youtu.be/qz3kt1gh0OE

I've posted this one before in a different group and now you guys get to listen to it, lucky you ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 19, 2021:

Great song! I remember you posting this, I liked it then and still do!

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 21, 2021:

@Garf You're welcome! I love that movie! Another movie I don't get tired of is Deathgasm! I'm going to watch that after I watch the football game! Lol!!! I really like those two song's of her's! I haven't heard them! Thanks! And thank you for turning me on to her! I like different too!

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Adam_Metal comments on Aug 21, 2021:

Heh a good mate of mine always does metal on his way to work in the morning, me I'm like Garfield not a morning person and my grey cells take ☕+🕑 to wake up so I rarely do at that hour, classical or podcast actually... Good track though and yes sweet spot 🎵

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 21, 2021:

@Adam_Metal I have to listen to metal when I wake up, I'm not a morning person either but it helps me prepare for the day! Especially when that day turns shitty!

Speaking of great covers on great albums like SYL, Sepultura - the hunt, off Chaos A.

Seriousreason comments on Aug 20, 2021:

One excellent album. No doubt about that. Max is truly gifted as a complete artist. Hes stayed faithful to Metal . Brazil must be proud. Talent runs in Max's family. His nephews quite neat. https://youtu.be/CCoGid3u-wc

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 21, 2021:

@Seriousteason Saw Incite open for Soulfly, great band!

Summer Score

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 20, 2021:

😂😂😂🤘🤘🤘

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 21, 2021:

@Adam_Metal Made us all scared of the ocean! LOL!!!! Did you see the movie Orca? LOL

I've posted this one before in a different group and now you guys get to listen to it, lucky you ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 19, 2021:

Great song! I remember you posting this, I liked it then and still do!

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 21, 2021:

@Garf I've listened to a couple of her song's since then, don't remember the names, but I'll look that one up, thanks! I'm watching Hedwig and the Angry Inch , I never get tired of this movie! Lol

I posted this on the sexy pictures group and it got deleted, is it because it's a naked man not a ...

Mooolah comments on Aug 20, 2021:

For some of us, an erect penis eludes to horrifying experiences in the past. The larger the worse. I appreciate a hot hunk as much as the rest of those of us who do, but some do not want to see that thing thrust in their faces, & can now not unsee it & are reminded of trauma.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 20, 2021:

@Mooolah You're right, we all should be more open to different things.

I posted this on the sexy pictures group and it got deleted, is it because it's a naked man not a ...

Mooolah comments on Aug 20, 2021:

For some of us, an erect penis eludes to horrifying experiences in the past. The larger the worse. I appreciate a hot hunk as much as the rest of those of us who do, but some do not want to see that thing thrust in their faces, & can now not unsee it & are reminded of trauma.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 20, 2021:

@Mooolah Thank you! Sorry you went through such horrible trauma at the hands of an evil person! I understand that women and men do need separate groups to vent, make fun and make friends, it's natural. The description did say sexy pictures of men and women. They should just reword the group.

I posted this on the sexy pictures group and it got deleted, is it because it's a naked man not a ...

AnneWimsey comments on Aug 20, 2021:

Damn he be ugly! And could use some shampoo, and a wash, too.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 20, 2021:

@AnneWimsey I think he's hot! We all have different taste's, tomatoe, tomato....

I posted this on the sexy pictures group and it got deleted, is it because it's a naked man not a ...

Mooolah comments on Aug 20, 2021:

For some of us, an erect penis eludes to horrifying experiences in the past. The larger the worse. I appreciate a hot hunk as much as the rest of those of us who do, but some do not want to see that thing thrust in their faces, & can now not unsee it & are reminded of trauma.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 20, 2021:

@Mooolah I was just doing an experiment, didn't mean to offend anyone. Just tired of seeing full female nudity and no one cares or says anything but a full nude male.......

I posted this on the sexy pictures group and it got deleted, is it because it's a naked man not a ...

Paul4747 comments on Aug 13, 2021:

The site rules changed to say "no frontal nudity" and/or "no genitalia" is my understanding. I wouldn't be surprised if it's pulled here as well before long. Also, the mods in that group err on the side of caution. Waist up I'm sure would have been fine.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 20, 2021:

@Paul4747 I left the group, tired of seeing tittie's! LOL!!!! That's great! Congratulations!

I love the comedy memes that have been posted (and the music) but here is something that made me ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 17, 2021:

I jizz but who's watching! Perfect! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 20, 2021:

@Adam_Metal 😂😂😂

Let's play!

Robecology comments on Aug 19, 2021:

If you insist; here's some dumb - and maybe some not-so-dumb ones...

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 20, 2021:

@Robecology

When you find a hot new member on the website, but he's a raging conservative. Doh.

SpikeTalon comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Not all of us are that bad. Back when I had shared a few pics in this group most of the women here were already well aware of my political views, and it didn't seem to bother them much, they were mostly interested in the photos lol. Then again, I'm not hardline either political stance.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 20, 2021:

@Pralina1 Me too! ❤️🤗

When you find a hot new member on the website, but he's a raging conservative. Doh.

SpikeTalon comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Not all of us are that bad. Back when I had shared a few pics in this group most of the women here were already well aware of my political views, and it didn't seem to bother them much, they were mostly interested in the photos lol. Then again, I'm not hardline either political stance.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 19, 2021:

@Pralina1 She's doing great! We, her and I just booked a stay at a hot springs resort to celebrate her being cancer free and surviving all of what she went through! We're also going to book a cabin in a few weeks and also plan on going to Santa Fe, she wants to go to Meow Wolf. Thanks for asking!

When you find a hot new member on the website, but he's a raging conservative. Doh.

SpikeTalon comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Not all of us are that bad. Back when I had shared a few pics in this group most of the women here were already well aware of my political views, and it didn't seem to bother them much, they were mostly interested in the photos lol. Then again, I'm not hardline either political stance.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 19, 2021:

@Pralina1 Thanks! He should do the charity calenders, I work with the elderly and they don't care about age! They like looking at handsome men! You should hear some of things they tell me! Lol!!! I agree all for charity and something that's close to my heart is breast cancer! Go for it @SpikeTalon, I'll buy it and advertise it during my classes!

Very toxic! Lol

Moravian comments on Aug 19, 2021:

Don't get it

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 19, 2021:

@Moravian Remember some of these religious idiot's don't believe in contraception. It was god's will that got her pregnant not her being horny and the stupid dude not taking precautions.

Very toxic! Lol

Moravian comments on Aug 19, 2021:

Don't get it

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 19, 2021:

@altschmerz Yes, you got it!

When you find a hot new member on the website, but he's a raging conservative. Doh.

SpikeTalon comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Not all of us are that bad. Back when I had shared a few pics in this group most of the women here were already well aware of my political views, and it didn't seem to bother them much, they were mostly interested in the photos lol. Then again, I'm not hardline either political stance.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 19, 2021:

@altschmerz I know I wouldn't mind!

Very toxic! Lol

Robecology comments on Aug 19, 2021:

huh? interpretation, please?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 19, 2021:

@Robecology She kept getting pregnant and she would go get abortions.

When you find a hot new member on the website, but he's a raging conservative. Doh.

SpikeTalon comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Not all of us are that bad. Back when I had shared a few pics in this group most of the women here were already well aware of my political views, and it didn't seem to bother them much, they were mostly interested in the photos lol. Then again, I'm not hardline either political stance.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 19, 2021:

@SpikeTalon WOW! You should show yourself some more in here. I don't mean nude, just pictures of yourself, there's no reason for you to be shy! Nice picture she took of you!

I posted this on the sexy pictures group and it got deleted, is it because it's a naked man not a ...

SpikeTalon comments on Aug 18, 2021:

Was it one of the groups that allows full nudes? If so, that's not right then that it got deleted, but then again I don't bother with those groups. Seems this group is actually more open to full nudes than some of the other similar groups, which I take to be a positive thing.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 18, 2021:

@SpikeTalon Well maybe you can repost them! Hopefully I'll get notifications from this group to see them!

I posted this on the sexy pictures group and it got deleted, is it because it's a naked man not a ...

SpikeTalon comments on Aug 18, 2021:

Was it one of the groups that allows full nudes? If so, that's not right then that it got deleted, but then again I don't bother with those groups. Seems this group is actually more open to full nudes than some of the other similar groups, which I take to be a positive thing.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 18, 2021:

@SpikeTalon YAY!!!! I haven't seen the one's you posted in the past, but I'll look them up! I also don't get notifications for this group just when someone comments on my posts or replies to my comments.

I posted this on the sexy pictures group and it got deleted, is it because it's a naked man not a ...

SpikeTalon comments on Aug 18, 2021:

Was it one of the groups that allows full nudes? If so, that's not right then that it got deleted, but then again I don't bother with those groups. Seems this group is actually more open to full nudes than some of the other similar groups, which I take to be a positive thing.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 18, 2021:

@SpikeTalon I've seen full nudity in that group but it's just women and the description says men and women. Yeah, it's biased, I like to look at men and some men do too. This was just an experiment and I saw what I needed to.

I posted this on the sexy pictures group and it got deleted, is it because it's a naked man not a ...

Paul4747 comments on Aug 13, 2021:

The site rules changed to say "no frontal nudity" and/or "no genitalia" is my understanding. I wouldn't be surprised if it's pulled here as well before long. Also, the mods in that group err on the side of caution. Waist up I'm sure would have been fine.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 18, 2021:

@Paul4747 Nope, seen full nudity, no labia, but you can see the front of the vagina.

Samantha Fox - Touch me [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 17, 2021:

This song reminds me of when I was a hairdresser in the late 80's I had to hear this song every hour, the radio station played her, Salt and Pepper, and other's, I've always been a metalhead and I couldn't wait to get off work to listen to some FUCKING SLAYER!!!! Lol!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 18, 2021:

@Garf It did! Thank you! You too!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘

This one goes out to all of N.

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 15, 2021:

You're in lockdown?! I loved it, I like staying home, the only thing I was worried about was getting paid but fortunately I was able to claim unemployment. Stay safe mate! Great song! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 18, 2021:

@Garf Crazy! WOW! I just hope we all make it through this virus and we don't lose more friends and loved one's. Hope you enjoy your lockdown.

Samantha Fox - Touch me [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 17, 2021:

This song reminds me of when I was a hairdresser in the late 80's I had to hear this song every hour, the radio station played her, Salt and Pepper, and other's, I've always been a metalhead and I couldn't wait to get off work to listen to some FUCKING SLAYER!!!! Lol!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 18, 2021:

@Garf I kinda know how you feel. My ex husband tried getting me to church and be religious, he didn't like me listening to metal, and during those year's he made me feel bad about it. So I didn't listen to it much for a few years during the marriage but once divorced, I started to listen to metal and go to as many shows as I could.

I love the comedy memes that have been posted (and the music) but here is something that made me ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 17, 2021:

I jizz but who's watching! Perfect! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 18, 2021:

@Garf Here's a meme! Lol

Samantha Fox - Touch me [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 17, 2021:

This song reminds me of when I was a hairdresser in the late 80's I had to hear this song every hour, the radio station played her, Salt and Pepper, and other's, I've always been a metalhead and I couldn't wait to get off work to listen to some FUCKING SLAYER!!!! Lol!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 18, 2021:

@Garf I bought the Reign in Blood cassette because of the cover! Lol!!! I was already thinking fuck religion! LOL!!! I'm older than you and I've always had a rebellious nature, my poor parents! Lol!!! Happy you joined the dark side! Lol!!!🤘

This one goes out to all of N.

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 15, 2021:

You're in lockdown?! I loved it, I like staying home, the only thing I was worried about was getting paid but fortunately I was able to claim unemployment. Stay safe mate! Great song! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 18, 2021:

@Garf We didn't need an ID to go anywhere, police didn't crack down on anything. We had a curfew here in the city I live in, I think it was from 10pm - 6am, only essential workers were able to be out at those hour's. My neighbors were still having big parties and it was annoying, thankfully the cops broke it up a couple of times but because they got really loud, I don't know if they were fined, I don't talk to them because they're annoying! I eventually went to go stay with my fiancee and came back because my mom was sick. Even in the city he lived in had the same rules but most people didn't wear masks, because he lives in a city where they're big supporters of stupidity and racism. I wore my mask everywhere! Starting tomorrow, Wednesday here in the city I live in, mask mandates are going back even though our stupid governor banned mask mandates. Yeah, it's stupid, the numbers are going back up and people are now getting the delta variant. So who knows maybe we'll be going through another lockdown.

I love the comedy memes that have been posted (and the music) but here is something that made me ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 17, 2021:

I jizz but who's watching! Perfect! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 17, 2021:

@Garf Hahahahaha!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!! Love the updated titles of the song's! 🤣😂🤣🤘🤘😂😂😂😂

This one goes out to all of N.

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 15, 2021:

You're in lockdown?! I loved it, I like staying home, the only thing I was worried about was getting paid but fortunately I was able to claim unemployment. Stay safe mate! Great song! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 17, 2021:

@Garf I hope your government handles it better than here! We had and still have idiots that believe it's a hoax and that they have rights to not wear a mask and not get vaccinated, 🙄🙄🙄, triple eye roll! Hope everything goes well for you and you don't get it! My parents said it was the worse illness they ever had! Stay healthy and safe! 🍻🍹 Cheer's! I drank most of the time, it helped! LOL!!!

Go kick some rock's! Lol

jeshuey comments on Aug 17, 2021:

Even more true in the 50s and 60s.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 17, 2021:

@jeshuey How fun! You didn't need parents! LOL!!!! Lucky you to have grown up in the woods, you had freedom!

Go kick some rock's! Lol

jeshuey comments on Aug 17, 2021:

Even more true in the 50s and 60s.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 17, 2021:

@jeshuey I'm from the 70's and 80's, we still played outside until the sun went down, there were video games but we played them at the arcade's or at home but those games didn't control us into just staying inside.

This one goes out to all of N.

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 15, 2021:

You're in lockdown?! I loved it, I like staying home, the only thing I was worried about was getting paid but fortunately I was able to claim unemployment. Stay safe mate! Great song! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 17, 2021:

@Garf Hope you start working soon! It's nice to go out for a jog during the lockdown. I had a walking group during the lockdown here, it only lasted until they closed down the park's. It was the same here, you were only allowed out of the house for the same reasons as yours and I always carry my driver's license with me, so it wasn't a big deal. Just the rising numbers of covid and the deaths were alarming to me, very scary! My parents lost a few friends to covid and they got covid but luckily they recovered and it was right before my mom started her chemo treatments, both were very lucky. I was going to their house everyday and luckily I didn't get it. I had to go get tested for it and that wasn't a good experience! I took two different tests and both were negative. Stay safe mate! Good luck with your interview!

So I've been told this! I'm going to use her answer from now on! Lol

KateOahu comments on Aug 16, 2021:

Weird. Because you DO look Hispanic.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 16, 2021:

@MsKathleen 🤣🤣

Just a few memes! Lol

Logician comments on Aug 16, 2021:

Yeah, well that real one isn't quite so free, when you actually look at what you have to give up to get it! Like having mRNA injected into your body that can cause anything from paralysis to DEATH!!! Oh yeah, Pal! That is quite the bargain there for sure! And your heart can swell up with ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 16, 2021:

@Logician 🙄🙄🙄

Past two days one of my teeth has been giving me grief, so I think this one is fitting.

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 5, 2021:

Hope you get something done to your tooth! I had that problem a couple of year's ago, luckily I live in a border town and was able to go to Juarez, Mexico and get everything done plus medications that I needed for less than $100.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 15, 2021:

@Garf Well she took care of me when I was born and growing up, and she helped me when I was pregnant with both of my kids and helped me raise them too, it's the least I could do for her. Yeah, it was stupid sleeping on the grass! After the show we went to eat and that's when I got the giggles! Lol

What the did I just read?! Lol

Pralina1 comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Once at Tampa general I got a small turtle out of dj nanna s vagina . She was 84, walkie talkie , driving and smoking . I was fairly new at ED . Poor turtle did not made it . Surgeon wasn’t surprised at all , I was near fainting , and dj nana was joking w nurses about her pet sneak lover . I...

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 15, 2021:

@Pralina1 I guess that lady was horny and just put in what she thought would get her off! 🤢🤢🤢

Some random Kittie memes

FrayedBear comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Didn't understand the green beast cartoon. Loved the rest.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 15, 2021:

@FrayedBear Here you go! https://youtu.be/7yeA7a0uS3A

Metal Memes to round out the week! 😀 Hope the weekend's looking good

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Good one's! 🤣🤣🤣

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 15, 2021:

@Adam_Metal Liked them all, I have the second one saved too! Lol

Some random Kittie memes

FrayedBear comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Didn't understand the green beast cartoon. Loved the rest.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 14, 2021:

@FrayedBear It's a cartoon called He-Man.

I think it's an interesting way to start a conversation! Lol

Blues-Man comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Totally sounds like Family Guy lol.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 14, 2021:

@Blues-Man Quagmire! Lol

What the did I just read?! Lol

Pralina1 comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Once at Tampa general I got a small turtle out of dj nanna s vagina . She was 84, walkie talkie , driving and smoking . I was fairly new at ED . Poor turtle did not made it . Surgeon wasn’t surprised at all , I was near fainting , and dj nana was joking w nurses about her pet sneak lover . I...

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 14, 2021:

@Pralina1 OMCHEZZUS!!!!! Poor turtle! Instead of fucking up her grandson the poor turtle gets it! 🤣🤣🤣😔😔😔🤣🤣🤣🤣

What the did I just read?! Lol

Pralina1 comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Once at Tampa general I got a small turtle out of dj nanna s vagina . She was 84, walkie talkie , driving and smoking . I was fairly new at ED . Poor turtle did not made it . Surgeon wasn’t surprised at all , I was near fainting , and dj nana was joking w nurses about her pet sneak lover . I...

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 14, 2021:

@Pralina1 Poor turtle! I have friends that are ER nurses and some of the stories they've told me, OMCHEZZUS! They like that I also have a dark sense of humor so we can laugh at those stories but I am sad about the poor turtle, poor thing didn't deserve to die like that! Did she ever say why she stuck a turtle up her vagina?

This should be fun!

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2021:

This is going to take some doing, I have quite a few friends in east Texas that are libertarians, I'm not sure I am going to be up to that level of bat shit cray cray

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 14, 2021:

@glennlab When I eventually burst out laughing my dad catches on, lol

Because we're just peasants!

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Maybe we should send them home with infected blankets, it worked for their ancestors when they did it.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 14, 2021:

@glennlab Perfect! We should!

This should be fun!

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2021:

This is going to take some doing, I have quite a few friends in east Texas that are libertarians, I'm not sure I am going to be up to that level of bat shit cray cray

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 14, 2021:

@glennlab True, but it would still be fun! My dad is one of those and my son loves to play with him, it's hard for me to keep from laughing!

Because we're just peasants!

Pralina1 comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Yeah . Your kid can die if it has to , but theirs will be ok . And their salaries are coming out from r pockets .

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 14, 2021:

@Pralina1 Exactly, it's so fucked up!

Never satisfied...

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 14, 2021:

voluntary or involuntary sex?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 14, 2021:

@jeshuey How romantic!

My turn to post some metal memes!

Seriousreason comments on Aug 14, 2021:

That butchery meme is amazing.. plus the dear old girl at her favourite band. Easy to relate to

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 14, 2021:

@Seriousreason Yup, I'm that old lady too! Lol!! Me pregaming before the concert! Lol!!!

My turn to post some metal memes!

Adam_Metal comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Lol great ones from you also! 🤣 Flanders is fantastic, Dio is chuckle / 🤗

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 14, 2021:

@Adam_Metal I'm old, so I did see Dio live! Lol!!! Love the Flanders one too!

Just a few memes! Lol

Robecology comments on Aug 11, 2021:

If I may - let me add my recent anti-Conservative memes?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 14, 2021:

@Ello I didn't like either for president, I originally wanted Bernie and that didn't happen so I voted for the next one which was Howie Hawkins.

Anyone know what time the Reinstatement happens?

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Damn it! What day is it rescheduled for now? Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 13, 2021:

@phxbillcee Oh so is that's what's happening, he's going to be reinstated in the rapture in their dog shit heaven?! Lol

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Babyoda comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Brilliant marketing, a mouse as a restaurant's logo, does he have a cockroach sidekick?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 13, 2021:

@actofdog

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Babyoda comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Brilliant marketing, a mouse as a restaurant's logo, does he have a cockroach sidekick?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 13, 2021:

@actofdog Ewwww, like someone commented, at least someone is getting laid! Hahahahaha!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Babyoda comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Brilliant marketing, a mouse as a restaurant's logo, does he have a cockroach sidekick?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 13, 2021:

@actofdog The pizza sucks so bad I think even the cockroaches leave it alone! Lol

Past two days one of my teeth has been giving me grief, so I think this one is fitting.

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 5, 2021:

Hope you get something done to your tooth! I had that problem a couple of year's ago, luckily I live in a border town and was able to go to Juarez, Mexico and get everything done plus medications that I needed for less than $100.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 13, 2021:

@Garf WOW! That's not good! When my mom was going through her chemo treatments I gave her my vape, she took a big hit and a little after she started shaking! Scared the shit out of me! I had her lie down on my sofa, gave her a bunch of pillows and I put her legs on top of my lap. She finally felt better and I bought her tacos to eat! After that experience I just got her edibles! Sounds like you have bad experiences with weed! I remember I slept during a Slipknot concert, I smoked out with my friends and it was bedtime for me! I just laid down in the grass and slept, they woke me up when it was time to go! I paid $35 to sleep in the grass! LOL!!!!! I'll never do that again!

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FrayedBear comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Who is Chuck E Cheese?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 13, 2021:

@FrayedBear Here's more 🤮 lol https://youtu.be/aUUGBBGnPLM

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FrayedBear comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Who is Chuck E Cheese?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 13, 2021:

@FrayedBear Chuck E. Cheese is a mouse character from a chain of family pizza restaurants here in the States. There's different rooms at these restaurants and this character along with other's sing song's for the kid's.

Ewwww, I'll pass! Lol

MerlinZap comments on Aug 13, 2021:

They'll slime your salad.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 13, 2021:

@MerlinZap Those horny little fuckers! LOL

I know which one I'd pick.

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Hahahahaha!!! First time I took my kid's to the zoo, they saw a monkey giving another monkey a golden shower! Hahahahaha!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 12, 2021:

@zeuser Just a few years ago I took my grown son to the zoo in Fort Worth and an ape shat in it's hand and ate it! LOL!!!!

This idiot!

powder comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Yeah, we should have political mandates (not based in risk assessment/ safety or science). We should step into a regime where the government says show us your papers if we want to do the basic activities of life. And not just government, let entertainers and employers also set mandates. Yeah, I ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 12, 2021:

@powder I believe vaccinations, and being hygienic all factor in keeping viruses away or at least getting the virus not as bad as having to go to the hospital and possibly dying.

This idiot!

powder comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Yeah, we should have political mandates (not based in risk assessment/ safety or science). We should step into a regime where the government says show us your papers if we want to do the basic activities of life. And not just government, let entertainers and employers also set mandates. Yeah, I ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 12, 2021:

@powder I also get the flu shot every year, so I don't kill any of the elderly that attend my classes. I have always told them before covid, that if they're feeling sick, to please stay home, they could send one of us to the hospital or to their death bed!

This idiot!