I live by myself, work from home, and am an infrequent bar/restaurant guy.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

I haven't been working for a month now and my fiancee is supporting me until I can go back to work. I put my accounts on hold and my last paychecks, unemployment and the stimulus check, I am saving for a nest egg for when I go back to work, I will have some money. Crazy times!

Happy Saturday! What's something new that you've learned recently?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 18, 2020:

I didn't know about the screwdriver, now I do! Thanks and happy Saturday to you too!

Something is squirrelly here.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Perfect! Lol

Hey y'all, Some douche is going around messaging women a stpd message.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Tell him, I was thinking about your question and my answer to you is your cock is about 2-3 inches erect, now fuck off!

Happy Friday! It's payday and time to pay the bills! What bills do you resent having to pay?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Happy Friday! I hate paying any bill! They all feel like I'm getting robbed!

Happy Thursday! What movie can you watch over and over without ever getting tired of?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Happy Thursday to you too! The movies I can watch over and over are Kill Bill 1&2, Caddyshack, Kingpin and No Country for Old Men.

Cornholio has taken over the highway sign on 309 north just north of Tamaqua Pa

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Can finally find some! Lol!!!

It's Bad/Dad/Silly Jokes Wednesday! Give me your best! My dog used to chase people on a bike a ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 15, 2020:

So true! Lol

Happy Tuesday Folks! What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Doritos with mustard

Happy good Saturday morning! I got glorious sleep, and a machine I ordered yesterday is showing as ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Looks like you're going to have fun with your new machine! Enjoy your weekend!

What kind of rain?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Genital rain???? Hahahahaha!!!

Danzig - Long Way Back From Hell [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Love Danzig!

Irish sheep farmer uses large pair of shears for lockdown haircut

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Sorry to bother you but I have read your posts and @Robecology post's and have read both of your profiles and you both seem like a good match for one another! My apologies if I'm out of line but I'm just trying to make a connection here between two awesome people! Check him out, he's active and smart!

All my Florida Agnostic Brothers and sisters.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

@Robecology Hi! I just wanted to introduce you to @literatehiker. I have read your posts and her posts. Your profile and her's, seems to me like you both would be a perfect match! Check her out!

Happy Friday! How would you describe your sense of smell?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Mine is average but when I was pregnant, ugh, just like you, some smells would have me running to the bathroom to barf! Lol!!!

Congratulations on your group hitting 1000 HippieChick58! :-)

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Congratulations 🎉🎈

2020 the new 2016....

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Here we go again with this circle jerk! Lol

One of mine...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Here you go! Slayer banjo cover- Raining Blood! https://youtu.be/nZ2ucr74YNk

Oh shit, I should've it would too good to be true.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Sounds like he's suffering from cabin fever, he might have to go to a mental hospital soon! Lol

Not quite sure which stage I'm at.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

I'm at 6! Lol!!!

Happy Thursday Everyone! I'm sitting here at work (home) with my door and windows open.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

My allergies! This morning has been a real bitch! Itchy watery eyes, sneezing and congestion! Ugh spring has arrived!

Goddamnit.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

I wish I could steal this! Hahahahaha!!!

Anyone have a cat with this attitude lately?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Mine are happy to have me here! Or at least that's what they have me thinking! Lol

This could be fun.....

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 8, 2020:

The drunk guy and girl at the end of the bar didn't like the food I gave them so they went outside

Good morning! It's Wacky Wednesday! Dad jokes, bad jokes, terribly punny jokes and stories ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Corny! Lol

I just watched Trumps daily clown porn.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 7, 2020:

I wish it was like MST 3000

Good question....

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 7, 2020:

WT..... LMAO!!!

Happy Tuesday to my wonderfully supportive group! I hope it finds you doing well.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 7, 2020:

I get easily distracted and a procrastinator! Lol!!!

Highest rates of Unemployment projected since the great depression Are you or somebody close to you ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Me! Been laid off since March 20th, I applied for unemployment and I got the approval for it today, just waiting for my checks to come in until we are told to go back. Until then I'm going to go stay with my fiancee metalhead222, he said that he will support me until then. I am lucky to have him in my life!

Who says I only think about myself?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 6, 2020:

🤮🤮🤮

Black Sabbath - God Is Dead? (Official Video) - YouTube

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Love Black Sabbath!

Good morning! Monday's question is: What's your least favorite color?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 6, 2020:

For me it would have to be green! I don't have any pieces of clothing that are green. I had to think about this question because all colors have different definitions to each individual. I'm still thinking about it, I might change my mind! Lol

Is it bad to want to get married so I don't quarantine alone. It's seriously boring!

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Yes, it's bad! Don't do it! Just quarantine yourself with this person, maybe you will see if you truly want to be with this person! Good luck!

How's everyone doing?? I'm 7

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 4, 2020:

5&6! Lol

Trump memorial planned....

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I don't know whether to laugh or cry about this! So I'll do both! 😢😂😠

Married for 51 years, they died of Covid-19 six minutes apart The inseparable couple had been ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I usually visit my parents every day but I am staying away from them to keep them healthy. I now text them and other's who are elderly. Hoping that they stay healthy and are doing okay mentally since they're isolated.

Baaaad hair day

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Very creative and an awesome hairdresser!

Happy Friday Y'all! Pets! What are yours?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 3, 2020:

My two kitties, Smokey and Bandit, welcoming me when I would drive up to the house!

What a nightmare!

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 2, 2020:

He's a piece of shit!

Its a long time since I posted this so lets play. Thanks Sheila for reminding me on FB.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 2, 2020:

$200

Good morning Everyone, and Happy Thursday! What's your favorite blessing to bestow?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Lately I am saying stay healthy and safe.

😞😞 Frankie, apparently, can't appreciate me, on a day to day basis! I was just so happy ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Sorry this is happening to you. Just give him some space, right now nothing is normal. Most of us are stuck at home day in and day out. We will have some bad day's, I hope you both come to an agreement and live life the way you were before this craziness!

Well, that's pretty clear.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Exactly!!! Even after this social distancing! Lol

Happy Wild and Wacky Wednesday Everyone! Jokes! Funny stories! Who's got 'em?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

A lockdown joke! Lol

💸💰. Are you eligible for a stimulus check? [google.com] Read all about it...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Thank you for posting this!

Anyone ever had a virtual date?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Congratulations!!!! I met my fiancee here too! We video chat every night since we live 2400 miles away from each other! At first it was just texts and phone calls. Until we met in person then we video chat. Again congratulations!!!!

This post is memeingless.... [facebook.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Hahahahaha!!!

At least I had one bright light: I got a post card from Milwaukee! When I travel I always buy ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 1, 2020:

That's so cool! Great idea to keep in touch with people you met traveling!

I made these deviled eggs (Top half: Guacamole Deviled Eggs; bottom half: Buffalo Deviled Eggs) as a...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

You just made me hungry again!!! They look delicious!

[youtu.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

Love Soulfly!!!!

After trimming up the crab apple tree, I loaded up the pick'em'up truck and headed for the landfill,...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

Hang in there! Drink a beer or two and relax!

Happy Tuesday everyone. I'm feeling subdued today; I'm not sure why. Ever get that way - just Blah?

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

I've been feeling like that lately! I just woke up, I've been sleeping all day! Not good but hopefully we all get through this! It's crazy time's!

[youtu.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

Fuck yeah!!! Texas Fucking Metal!!!!

[youtu.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

Brujeria and Sepultura too!!!

Nachos Muchachos A layer of American-style corn chips,often called tortilla chips, sprinkle of ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 31, 2020:

Yummy!!! One of my favorites to indulge in!

Haircut memes.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Why not! Lol

Happy Monday Everyone. What is your favorite way to soak up sun?

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I go for walks or hiking

Exactly...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

How I feel about the pos!

Totally pointless random whine: Clarification Edit: below you shall find a jokey hyperbolic ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Here's some points! Good luck!

Bionic cats.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Cute! Lol

Mouseland... [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

So true!

Every part of the country has a different version of "Shrimp and Grits" it seems.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 29, 2020:

The only grit's I have tasted are plain with butter, I do not like them! This way with shrimp, cheese, and bacon sounds good!

Cajun Shrimp Scampi 😍😍 Don't MISS this recipe!! (y) Ingredients : 12 raw shrimps (as many ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Looks good!

It could happen...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Hahahahaha!!!! Good one! 😂😂😂

Getting hard up.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Here you go! More fun with your groceries! Lol

Happy Saturday Everyone! Been a busy day inside the house.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

I agree with you!

Happy Saturday Everyone! Do you think that you can ever have enough pillows? I do not!

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Cool pillows! I sleep with 4 pillows!

I just called to say I love you

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Betty Davis Eyes https://youtu.be/EPOIS5taqA8

This self isolation could get to be a problem.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Hahahahaha!!!!

not a big fan of most of the new bert kreischer special on netflix.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Haven't seen it yet.

Happy Friday Everyone! We've made it through another week! I have a friend who is a paramedic and ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 27, 2020:

That's so awesome of you and your children! I'm going to cook some more! Going to make flautas in a red chili sauce. Here in El Paso, we have a restaurant called Chico's Taco's and I'm going to make something like that!

Tell him what you think! Share TF out of this! [action.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 27, 2020:

I went on there said no and how he had failed to pay the city of El Paso TX five million dollars for the rally he had here last year, then with his racist rhetoric we had a mass shooting from one of his white supremacists! Then on to the horrible handling of the coronavirus and wanting to yet again pay off corporations and lobbyists and stick us with the bill! FUCK trump

A Retort From the Grave ... [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I've seen them open for Slipknot and I'm going to see them again in June! Good band!

Well a little bit of good news today.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

That's good! I'm not working, I still have a job to go back to when this is over but no income! I'm going to have many drinks!

Fuck you trump! everyone save this commercial and load it as much as you can around the net.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I saw it! So true but his supporters are stupid!

Family planting.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Cute! Lol

Happy Thursday Everyone! Today's question is from Robecology: What's the thing in your home that ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I need to clean out my cabinets in my kitchen!

It means something.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Good one! LMAO!!!

Break up are hard.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Sorry to hear this! Hope you come out of the hurt well and soon!

We are having the second day of sun in a row in Dallas.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I suffer allergies too! Yesterday was really bad! We had rain here all last week and I went out for a walk. The wind was blowing up and my eyes, owww!!! My allergy medicine didn't work so I took NyQuil and knocked out! It helped! Weird! Lol

For you serious beer drinkers.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

LMAO!!!

I have been blocked from accessing the Conservative group now.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I've been blocked too for just seeing what they post and comment. Lol

Happy Tuesday Everyone.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I know who I am and try to be as kind as I can. I also see other people and how they act, say and do. If their not respectful then I try to catch myself from doing what they say, do, react. Just falls on what I know about myself.

A pal shared this and it's a fun game.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I can't, I'm using my phone

Payback time!

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Sounds like fun!!! Lol

A little gardening while in quarantine.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I'm worried for you! It was nice knowing you in here! Good luck! Lol

It's Easter egg time in Europe.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Nice pictures! Thanks for sharing!

WOW!!!! Reality just hit!!!!! As of Friday, 6 people in Clifton Park, NY tested positive for ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I hope you decided to stay home and not go to work! Please stay safe and healthy!

My boss just called me and told me I am an essential worker according to the state of New York.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

If your boss said to go back when you can and you're not going to lose your job, then stay home. You're in the high risk category, your life isn't worth the chance! Be safe and healthy!

Happy birthday Freedompath, aka Ruth, we here in trump Piñata group enjoy your contribution to the ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

@freedompath Happy Birthday 🎂🎈🎉🎁🎊🤗 Hope you have a good one!

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Monday! Last night my tv remote died so 1st thing this am I made a ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Yes, very hopeful for everything to be normal again! I want to go back to work!

Happy Monday Everyone! I am watching a show called Legion, which explores the mind and reality in a...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Nope, never questioned it, it's what it is.

This First Week of Isolation 😁 Hard to believe; tomorrow is Monday again and the beginning of ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Oh well! Fuck it!

Social isolation is going fine ...why do you ask? [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

This one made me laugh so much! I was so high!!! https://youtu.be/6B6bXWuKWW0

I know this has been posted on this site before, BUT it's fucking funny AND we could all use a good ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Hahahahaha!!!

A handfull of the good stuff

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Love the alligator one! Hahahahaha!!!

While I’m working from home and doing my best to stay inside since I’m in the at risk group ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

As of Friday I'm not working and waiting for this to be over! I'm going to apply for unemployment for the meantime. I didn't loose my job just had to shut down because I work for the elderly and that's the group who are at greater risk. I've gone outside to walk and will continue to until they say we can't anymore. I'm dealing with this with comedy, music, watching Netflix, video chatting with metalhead222 and posting on here. Facebook just gets to be too much for me!

Good advice.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Very good advice! Lol

Makes sense to me

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

What if I die? Do I still have to fill it out?

😱😲 There are now almost 12,000 confirmed covid 19 cases in NYS.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Please stay safe!