I just received some concerning news regarding one of our members, Our_existence, my ex, Dan.

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 4, 2020:

I wished him a happy birthday on Facebook earlier, I didn't know about this! I'm so sorry to hear this. How is he doing? How are you doing?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 4, 2020:

@sassygirl3869 WOW!!! You were trying to help him and he turned on you! Good to know you're happy now! That must of hurt!

I just received some concerning news regarding one of our members, Our_existence, my ex, Dan.

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 4, 2020:

I wished him a happy birthday on Facebook earlier, I didn't know about this! I'm so sorry to hear this. How is he doing? How are you doing?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 4, 2020:

@sassygirl3869 Happy to hear that you're happy and have moved on. Did he push you away on purpose? Did he know that he had medical problems and didn't want you to suffer with him, he wanted you to be free and happy?

Kaitlyn's water just broke.. Taking her to the hospital.. Signed Frankie.

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 3, 2020:

Good luck!

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 4, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Awesome! 💐🎊🎉

Kaitlyn's water just broke.. Taking her to the hospital.. Signed Frankie.

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 3, 2020:

Good luck!

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 4, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty You're welcome! How's the little one doing?

Happy Sunday! It's pose your own question day, everybody!

DavidDuhon comments on Aug 2, 2020:

For creature interactions we mostly think of larger ones--whales, bear, even an owl. How about any memorable insect interactions. Three come to mind for me. I was on a beach on the gulf, a stop on a road trip,and these clouds of lady bugs kept coming in off the gulf, wave after wave. Apparently ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@Bierbasstard I thought the carpenter bees that hovered around me were awesome too! They became my little friends. They would watch me play with my phone, see me look at my surroundings. Fuck wasp's! LOL!!!

Happy Sunday! It's pose your own question day, everybody!

kdmom comments on Aug 2, 2020:

What’s a simple pleasure that puts you in a good mood?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@kdmom listening to metal music, going to concert's, hanging out with good friends, going on a hike, going for a walk.

Fuck Betsy DeVos

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 1, 2020:

Fuck her!!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 He doesn't want to do it! We all hired you! LOL

Fuck Betsy DeVos

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 1, 2020:

Fuck her!!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 That's for "Us" to know and for you to find out! LOL!!!

Happy Sunday! It's pose your own question day, everybody!

Lorajay comments on Aug 2, 2020:

Will you take the vaccine as soon as one is offered for the virus?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@Lorajay Yes, after I see outcomes of others who have taken it.

Happy Sunday! It's pose your own question day, everybody!

DavidDuhon comments on Aug 2, 2020:

For creature interactions we mostly think of larger ones--whales, bear, even an owl. How about any memorable insect interactions. Three come to mind for me. I was on a beach on the gulf, a stop on a road trip,and these clouds of lady bugs kept coming in off the gulf, wave after wave. Apparently ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@DavidDuhon While I was in Virginia with Metalhead, I loved sitting out in his front porch, it was so relaxing, even with the nosey carpenter bees surrounding me. They would just hover around seeing what I was doing. Their nosey little fuckers but cute.

Happy Sunday! It's pose your own question day, everybody!

itsmedammit comments on Aug 2, 2020:

What type of abode do you live in? Currently in a regular house with space around me (code for lots of work). I can't believe that I am actually entertaining thoughts of a condo. The obvious draw is less work. The cons are rules, no personal green space, proximity to too many people. And ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@itsmedammit Definitely!

Happy Sunday! It's pose your own question day, everybody!

itsmedammit comments on Aug 2, 2020:

What type of abode do you live in? Currently in a regular house with space around me (code for lots of work). I can't believe that I am actually entertaining thoughts of a condo. The obvious draw is less work. The cons are rules, no personal green space, proximity to too many people. And ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@Donotbelieve Sounds so peaceful and beautiful

Happy Sunday! It's pose your own question day, everybody!

itsmedammit comments on Aug 2, 2020:

What type of abode do you live in? Currently in a regular house with space around me (code for lots of work). I can't believe that I am actually entertaining thoughts of a condo. The obvious draw is less work. The cons are rules, no personal green space, proximity to too many people. And ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@Sticks48 It looks like you're the only one in the area, must be nice, not to have annoying neighbors.

"A Whim o' Wap, A Whim o' Wap" Gonna kill me a lion

FrayedBear comments on Aug 1, 2020:

What is a"Whim o' Whap"?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@FrayedBear How did you know?! LOL

Happy Sunday! It's pose your own question day, everybody!

Donotbelieve comments on Aug 2, 2020:

What helps you get out of a rut? Is there something that helps motivate you if you seem to have stagnated?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@Donotbelieve I just push myself, it's all I can do.

Fuck Betsy DeVos

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 1, 2020:

Fuck her!!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 True, untested and I'm asking you to find out for us.

Happy Sunday! It's pose your own question day, everybody!

itsmedammit comments on Aug 2, 2020:

What type of abode do you live in? Currently in a regular house with space around me (code for lots of work). I can't believe that I am actually entertaining thoughts of a condo. The obvious draw is less work. The cons are rules, no personal green space, proximity to too many people. And ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@itsmedammit I live in a small 3 bedroom house. I'm comfortable here but miss Metalhead

"A Whim o' Wap, A Whim o' Wap" Gonna kill me a lion

FrayedBear comments on Aug 1, 2020:

What is a"Whim o' Whap"?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@FrayedBear LMAO!!!!

Fuck Betsy DeVos

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 1, 2020:

Fuck her!!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 1, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 I don't think she would even sweat, just lie there like she's dead!

"A Whim o' Wap, A Whim o' Wap" Gonna kill me a lion

FrayedBear comments on Aug 1, 2020:

What is a"Whim o' Whap"?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 1, 2020:

@FrayedBear Just the annunciation, sounds like whim o whap until you see the lyrics

"A Whim o' Wap, A Whim o' Wap" Gonna kill me a lion

FrayedBear comments on Aug 1, 2020:

What is a"Whim o' Whap"?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 1, 2020:

@FrayedBear Sounds like whim o whap

"A Whim o' Wap, A Whim o' Wap" Gonna kill me a lion

FrayedBear comments on Aug 1, 2020:

What is a"Whim o' Whap"?

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 1, 2020:

@FrayedBear Here you go! https://youtu.be/36AX554A3ew

Happy Friday! Share a pic of something that makes you happy!

Bierbasstard comments on Jul 31, 2020:

Recent pics. I wish I could have gotten a shot of the baby deer and baby fox hassling each other in our backyard last night.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 1, 2020:

@Bierbasstard How awesome to see that, I'm jealous! I love watching animals do their thing. This must of been a really awesome sight!

Happy Friday! Share a pic of something that makes you happy!

Bierbasstard comments on Jul 31, 2020:

Recent pics. I wish I could have gotten a shot of the baby deer and baby fox hassling each other in our backyard last night.

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 1, 2020:

@Bierbasstard Beautiful scenery! I think I saw Stacey post something about the baby foxes and baby deer, must of been a cute sight to see!

Happy Friday! Share a pic of something that makes you happy!

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 31, 2020:

Sitting in Metalheads porch, relaxing and enjoying a beer. Wish I could go back but had to come home for my Mom. She has stage 3 breast cancer and is going to have surgery this Wednesday and will be going through chemo and radiation treatments. 😔

MichelleGar1 replies on Aug 1, 2020:

@Bierbasstard Thank you! Another positive story, gives me a better outlook! I will definitely take you up on that! I need all the support I can get! This is going to be another hard chapter in my life. 🤗

Happy Friday! Share a pic of something that makes you happy!

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 31, 2020:

Sitting in Metalheads porch, relaxing and enjoying a beer. Wish I could go back but had to come home for my Mom. She has stage 3 breast cancer and is going to have surgery this Wednesday and will be going through chemo and radiation treatments. 😔

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 31, 2020:

@Bierbasstard Thank you, I hope so too! It's comforting to hear positive outcomes for this disease, again thank you, I really appreciate it!

Happy Friday! Share a pic of something that makes you happy!

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 31, 2020:

Sitting in Metalheads porch, relaxing and enjoying a beer. Wish I could go back but had to come home for my Mom. She has stage 3 breast cancer and is going to have surgery this Wednesday and will be going through chemo and radiation treatments. 😔

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 31, 2020:

@Hastur Thank you!

Happy Friday! Share a pic of something that makes you happy!

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 31, 2020:

Sitting in Metalheads porch, relaxing and enjoying a beer. Wish I could go back but had to come home for my Mom. She has stage 3 breast cancer and is going to have surgery this Wednesday and will be going through chemo and radiation treatments. 😔

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 31, 2020:

@itsmedammit Thank you, me too!

Happy Friday! Share a pic of something that makes you happy!

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 31, 2020:

Sitting in Metalheads porch, relaxing and enjoying a beer. Wish I could go back but had to come home for my Mom. She has stage 3 breast cancer and is going to have surgery this Wednesday and will be going through chemo and radiation treatments. 😔

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 31, 2020:

@FlippantLlama Me too! I'm scared for her, I don't want to lose her, I'm a selfish asshole! I hope she fights! I'm going to fight with her! I told her that I would shave my head once she starts loosing her hair. So yeah lots of emotions going on!

It's funny day! Share your jokes, stories, whimsical thoughts, and ALWAYS, always, Bad Dad ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 29, 2020:

Now too, I think I need a drinking buddy! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 30, 2020:

@Bierbasstard He is! LMAO!!!!

Wow guys! You've really made me question my oil change choices! When's the last time you had to ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 29, 2020:

Today! It's been an emotional one and exhausting but I did learn something about myself.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 29, 2020:

@FlippantLlama Thank you! I needed that! Hopefully everything will be ok! Today is another day! ❤️🌷

Elon Musk discovers Das Kapital

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 29, 2020:

If the laborers of the world ever get smart and band together and stop giving their labor out for pittance wages by shutting all production down, then the people like Musk would be up shit creek without a paddle. Musk and other super wealthy assholes would be forced to come begging for the people ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 29, 2020:

@Redheadedgammy Very nice dream!

There have been 23 deaths this year among Fort Hood's 36,500 soldiers.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 26, 2020:

I was keeping up with the Vanessa Guillen death. She had told her family that she was being sexually harassed by a co-worker, her family thought she had told her higher ups but supposedly she never reported it and the guy who was harassing her killed her, I think there's more to this story and now ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 26, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez Combat on American soil and still nothing is questioned about the death! I feel so bad for the families, they think that their children are going into the military to defend the United States and wind up dead without going to war. This is just horrible in so many ways!

Hey Everyone! It's pose your own question day!

SenorRotten comments on Jul 26, 2020:

What's the last song you listened to?

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 26, 2020:

@SenorRotten This https://youtu.be/BFGU0g1LA9I

Hey Everyone! It's pose your own question day!

ZantiMisfit comments on Jul 26, 2020:

If you had to get a Tattoo of the Last Emoji you used what would it be? This ice cream Sunday would be mine 🍨

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 26, 2020:

@Hastur 💋 to Metalhead who I texted last.

Hey Everyone! It's pose your own question day!

Donotbelieve comments on Jul 26, 2020:

Do you have a favorite family member?

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 26, 2020:

@Donotbelieve Both of my parents, I'm always with them, my Dad tells me to go home! Lol

Good afternoon everyone! What's your favourite mixed drink?

Bierbasstard comments on Jul 25, 2020:

I'm more of a beer bastard ;-) But will, on occasion, switch up to some Maker's Mark 46/Jim Beam's Devil's Cut with a tiny splash of both a lemon/lime/ginger soda and a tart cherry/pomegranate juice. But just enough to top of the whiskey. I do like blue margaritas when dining at Mexican ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 26, 2020:

@Bierbasstard I wonder what the blue one is wherever you go for the blue one. I also like Pina colada's, I haven't had one in a long time!

Good afternoon everyone! What's your favourite mixed drink?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 25, 2020:

Moscow mules, mojitos, bloody Mary's, and margaritas

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 26, 2020:

@Sierra4 My first comment sounds like one, but if you're constantly drunk, maybe it could be a drink? Lol

Good afternoon everyone! What's your favourite mixed drink?

Bierbasstard comments on Jul 25, 2020:

I'm more of a beer bastard ;-) But will, on occasion, switch up to some Maker's Mark 46/Jim Beam's Devil's Cut with a tiny splash of both a lemon/lime/ginger soda and a tart cherry/pomegranate juice. But just enough to top of the whiskey. I do like blue margaritas when dining at Mexican ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 25, 2020:

@Bierbasstard I'm a beer drinker too but when I feel like drinking something different, I will drink a mixed drink or two. I believe the blue margaritas are coconut flavored, which I also drink or an orange one which is mango flavored.

Good afternoon everyone! What's your favourite mixed drink?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 25, 2020:

Moscow mules, mojitos, bloody Mary's, and margaritas

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 25, 2020:

@Donotbelieve I forgot vodka press too! Lol

Ladies, when does a guy become too muscular?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 22, 2020:

Personality is important to me.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 23, 2020:

@Radu Nope! Personality is important to me

Ladies, when does a guy become too muscular?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 22, 2020:

Personality is important to me.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 23, 2020:

@Radu We do, just love a guy with a good personality and long hair

Happy Tuesday Everyone! I got some great answers yesterday - it's wonderful to see how many of you ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 21, 2020:

I want to learn Tai Chi, I have been to a class and loved it. I am going to take a class to get my certification to teach it for the elderly I work for. Can't wait, it's going to be fun!

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 21, 2020:

@The-Krzyz I see how Tai-Chi is good for you, after the first class I took, I felt happy and energetic. I'm ready to do this, I have been teaching exercise classes for the elderly since 2006 and chair yoga. I love it, doesn't feel like work at all. How cool that you're an instructor for Tai-Chi! So awesome!

Happy Tuesday Everyone! I got some great answers yesterday - it's wonderful to see how many of you ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 21, 2020:

I want to learn Tai Chi, I have been to a class and loved it. I am going to take a class to get my certification to teach it for the elderly I work for. Can't wait, it's going to be fun!

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 21, 2020:

@Bierbasstard I've been teaching exercise classes and chair yoga classes for the 65 year's old crowd since 2006 and fell in love with it! I never feel like it's work, it's fun and doing something good for other's.

My dad had a blocked bowel and the hospital gave him 2 options: 1.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 16, 2020:

An enema would of worked, this story sounds like it's full of shit!

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 20, 2020:

@lakota_5 🙄

Happy Sunday Everyone! It's pose your own question day - have fun!

itsmedammit comments on Jul 19, 2020:

Do you know anyone who has had the coronavirus? Not directly for me. But there are tons of friends or relatives who know someone who had it. I have two identical twin grandnieces in Texas who are quarantined because they were exposed to positive people, one at her work, and the other by her ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 19, 2020:

@Leontion He has his wife who is also one of my dearest friend. She is a nurse and has been able to get him the best help, doctors, nurse's and therapy. She didn't want to lose him, he coded twice and he was flown to another hospital in Dallas. I just got off the phone with him and he said that he's tired of not being back to normal. I told him to do his PT and to get better. She said that he can breathe on his own, he just freaks out when he does. This virus has caused him to lose his memory and now he suffers from anxiety and depression. I don't know why people think this is like a flu, it's not.

Happy Sunday Everyone! It's pose your own question day - have fun!

itsmedammit comments on Jul 19, 2020:

Do you know anyone who has had the coronavirus? Not directly for me. But there are tons of friends or relatives who know someone who had it. I have two identical twin grandnieces in Texas who are quarantined because they were exposed to positive people, one at her work, and the other by her ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 19, 2020:

@itsmedammit Yes, it is! He was healthy and had no underlying conditions, he coded twice. It's been a long journey definitely. He told me that he's tired of it all.

Happy Sunday Everyone! It's pose your own question day - have fun!

itsmedammit comments on Jul 19, 2020:

Do you know anyone who has had the coronavirus? Not directly for me. But there are tons of friends or relatives who know someone who had it. I have two identical twin grandnieces in Texas who are quarantined because they were exposed to positive people, one at her work, and the other by her ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 19, 2020:

@Donotbelieve You're welcome

Happy Sunday Everyone! It's pose your own question day - have fun!

itsmedammit comments on Jul 19, 2020:

Do you know anyone who has had the coronavirus? Not directly for me. But there are tons of friends or relatives who know someone who had it. I have two identical twin grandnieces in Texas who are quarantined because they were exposed to positive people, one at her work, and the other by her ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 19, 2020:

@Donotbelieve Sorry for your loss🌷

Happy Sunday Everyone! It's pose your own question day - have fun!

itsmedammit comments on Jul 19, 2020:

Do you know anyone who has had the coronavirus? Not directly for me. But there are tons of friends or relatives who know someone who had it. I have two identical twin grandnieces in Texas who are quarantined because they were exposed to positive people, one at her work, and the other by her ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 19, 2020:

@itsmedammit I have, one of my closest friends. He was in the hospital since February and now he's in rehab so they can take out his feeding and trach tube. He had to learn how to walk again because his muscles atrophied from being in a coma and lying in a hospital bed for 5 months. I'm going to be calling him today to say hi.

Happy Sunday Everyone! It's pose your own question day - have fun!

KKGator comments on Jul 19, 2020:

What's your favorite variety of cheese? For me, it is between gorgonzola (or other forms of bleu), and sharp cheddar).

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 19, 2020:

@KKGator Asadero cheese for queso dip, feta on salads, provolone for my sandwiches and sharp cheddar as a snack

What's going on Body Count-No Lives Matter [youtu.be]

che27 comments on Jul 19, 2020:

Love me some T. Still scares the shit out of me though. Thanks for putting this up

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 19, 2020:

@che27 You're welcome

For a Red I would suggest a beefy Malbec from the Mendoza region of Argentina and for a White a Fume...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 18, 2020:

On another post that had the same meme I suggested MD 20/20. I don't know wine's, I'm a beer drinker but I remember my teen year's and MD really worked

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 19, 2020:

@Bierbasstard It's a good beer, it's dark and tastes pretty good. Poor Stacy! I haven't had to apologize the next day after drinking that, it's a really good beer.

For a Red I would suggest a beefy Malbec from the Mendoza region of Argentina and for a White a Fume...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 18, 2020:

On another post that had the same meme I suggested MD 20/20. I don't know wine's, I'm a beer drinker but I remember my teen year's and MD really worked

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 18, 2020:

@Bierbasstard Richards Wild Rose sounds like I would probably barf because of the smell, just like what tequila does to me! Lol!!! I tried the Naty Boh, when we went to Baltimore in December, reminded me of Natural lite! Lol!!! Definitely! Sounds like a plan! Would love to meet up with you both and drink some beers. Have you tried some kilt lifter? It's from Arizona, it used to just be brewed there but now it's all over the Southwest, I don't know if it's made it's way North. 9% alcohol volume per bottle, it does the trick! Lol

For a Red I would suggest a beefy Malbec from the Mendoza region of Argentina and for a White a Fume...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 18, 2020:

On another post that had the same meme I suggested MD 20/20. I don't know wine's, I'm a beer drinker but I remember my teen year's and MD really worked

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 18, 2020:

@Bierbasstard I remember Colt 45! LMAO!!! Another malt liquor beer! How about Schlitz malt liquor? LMAO!!! Lots of memories with those! Thunderbird was disgusting, you didn't miss much. I never heard of Richards . TJ's sounds like it would give you a bad headache! Lol

For a Red I would suggest a beefy Malbec from the Mendoza region of Argentina and for a White a Fume...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 18, 2020:

On another post that had the same meme I suggested MD 20/20. I don't know wine's, I'm a beer drinker but I remember my teen year's and MD really worked

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 18, 2020:

@Bierbasstard Right! Or my favorite Mickey's 40oz. and some weed would set me right for the night! LOL!!! Someone mentioned Thunderbird, the other MD, that would do the trick! LOL

Hey guys! Happy Saturday! How are you at hydration? Are you being good little Agnostics?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 18, 2020:

I always try to drink half a gallon of water each day to keep hydrated. I live in the desert and it's hot here, just by walking to the mailbox I'm sweating.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 18, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty I drink water all day, I try to at least drink half a gallon but I probably drink more. As soon as I wake up I drink a 16oz. bottle of cold water and from there as much as I can. Seems like a half gallon, could be more.

So who's blocking who lately? Anyone?

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 17, 2020:

I haven't blocked anyone for quite awhile but I was blocked by @dead recently.. Is she still here?

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 18, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty She's around, never heard of her until now. Lol

Happy Thursday! What grooming habit do you enjoy?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 16, 2020:

Right now my hair is almost to my waist and it's getting on my nerves. It gets caught in different thing's and it's hard to comb out. It's extra tangled and I have to be constantly brushing it, I'm ready to cut it off, at least up to my bra strap. I love taking long showers, I have a certain way...

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 16, 2020:

@MissKathleen As I'm getting older my hair isn't as thick as it used to be 😔

Happy Thursday! What grooming habit do you enjoy?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 16, 2020:

Right now my hair is almost to my waist and it's getting on my nerves. It gets caught in different thing's and it's hard to comb out. It's extra tangled and I have to be constantly brushing it, I'm ready to cut it off, at least up to my bra strap. I love taking long showers, I have a certain way...

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 16, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Since it's HOT here I take a cold shower, let the water hit me and cool me off, that takes about 5 minutes or so. Then I wash and scrub my hair and scalp, which takes me a while to do. Rinse, emulsify the conditioner and rub it on the length of my hair not on the scalp or top of my hair, since I have oily scalp. Then while the conditioner is working it's wonders on the length and ends of my hair, I soap up my whole body. Once it's soaped up I shave my armpits, my legs, so on and so forth. Rinse my body, soap up again because it feels good, then rinse off body and hair.

My dad had a blocked bowel and the hospital gave him 2 options: 1.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 16, 2020:

An enema would of worked, this story sounds like it's full of shit!

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 16, 2020:

@soulless They could of and he just wanted to give his power of prayer the credit instead of the person who determined that an enema was all that was needed.

Happy Tuesday! What are you terrible at but love to do anyways?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 14, 2020:

Playing bass guitar. I love it but when I try playing I suck so bad! Thinking of selling my two bass guitars.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 14, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty 😉

Happy Tuesday! What are you terrible at but love to do anyways?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 14, 2020:

Playing bass guitar. I love it but when I try playing I suck so bad! Thinking of selling my two bass guitars.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 14, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Yes, I know that song, and I have a lot of bass! Lol

What is the best pair of shoes you have ever owned?

SenorRotten comments on Jul 13, 2020:

My Doc Martens. Hands down the best investment I've ever made in footwear. They are just comfortable, even after years of wear and durable enough to do whatever I like...from annoying TSA employees to mosh pits to walking around town. Great gear. I've only ever had to buy 2 pairs.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 13, 2020:

@SenorRotten I want the same that I had, black.

What is the best pair of shoes you have ever owned?

SenorRotten comments on Jul 13, 2020:

My Doc Martens. Hands down the best investment I've ever made in footwear. They are just comfortable, even after years of wear and durable enough to do whatever I like...from annoying TSA employees to mosh pits to walking around town. Great gear. I've only ever had to buy 2 pairs.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 13, 2020:

@SenorRotten They were so comfortable! I'm thinking about buying another pair, hopefully they still make them comfortable and sturdy.

What is the best pair of shoes you have ever owned?

SenorRotten comments on Jul 13, 2020:

My Doc Martens. Hands down the best investment I've ever made in footwear. They are just comfortable, even after years of wear and durable enough to do whatever I like...from annoying TSA employees to mosh pits to walking around town. Great gear. I've only ever had to buy 2 pairs.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 13, 2020:

@SenorRotten @Bierbasstard Oh how I miss my Doc Martens! Always wore them to metal show's and out to bar's.

Welcome to redneck central, you decide the state.

MissKathleen comments on Jul 13, 2020:

That, my friend, is a Redneck Stretch Limousine!

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 13, 2020:

@MissKathleen You beat me to it! Lol

Police Sergeant Allegedly Kidnapped Patio Contractor in Order to Extort a Refund

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 11, 2020:

Here in El Paso when I got divorced I met a guy who was a police officer and he invited me to a party. I met him at some apartment complex. Turns out they all contributed to the rent on an apartment to have parties and bring their extramarital affairs to, I was disgusted and ghosted this guy. Guess ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 12, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez Yeah, they're so corrupt! I had a friend whose father was a police officer and he would beat my friends Mom. He called the cops on his Dad but because he was a fellow officer and they knew him, nothing happened. She eventually divorced him but it was awful. My friend lived with us during that time because his Mom didn't want him around for the mess.

Heieee there Am new and please to joint this forum. Anticipate your love and sharing

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Welcome to the site!

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 12, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Trying to get my attention, I guess. I just come on here for a bit each day. I finally answered. Lol

This shitshow just writes itself! Lol

Merseyman1 comments on Jul 11, 2020:

She married twice before, maybe Beavis Don will soon be the third divorcee!

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 11, 2020:

@Merseyman1 It will probably be a scene from Jerry Springer too! Lol

This shitshow just writes itself! Lol

glennlab comments on Jul 11, 2020:

That looks more like a gonorrhea piss look

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 11, 2020:

@glennlab Sounds about right! Lol

Heieee there Am new and please to joint this forum. Anticipate your love and sharing

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Welcome to the site!

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 11, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Oops I didn't see that he replied 😲

Heieee there Am new and please to joint this forum. Anticipate your love and sharing

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Welcome to the site!

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 11, 2020:

@Helios You're welcome

And not because I wanted to! Lol!!!

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 9, 2020:

You must not have been looking, Sam....we've seen a lot more than her tits!

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 10, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo @glennlab 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

And another mom joke

QuidamOutrepont comments on Jul 9, 2020:

I think eating contests like these are obscene.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 10, 2020:

@QuidamOutrepont I think so too, so many children starving in the world and here we're having eating competition's.

And not because I wanted to! Lol!!!

Merseyman1 comments on Jul 9, 2020:

Very good one!

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 9, 2020:

@Merseyman1 It's true, that's why.

And not because I wanted to! Lol!!!

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 9, 2020:

You must not have been looking, Sam....we've seen a lot more than her tits!

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 9, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo 🤮🤮🤮

Kanye West takes anti-vaccine, anti-abortion stance in US presidential bid.

Lorajay comments on Jul 8, 2020:

How many kids does he have?

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 8, 2020:

@Lorajay one too many

It's Wild and Wacky Wednesday, Y'all! Gimme yer funnies! Here's mine 😁: Did you know that ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

How I see trump supporters

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 8, 2020:

@FlippantLlama They would just blame you for hurting themselves, their logic, unfortunately.

It's Wild and Wacky Wednesday, Y'all! Gimme yer funnies! Here's mine 😁: Did you know that ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

How I see trump supporters

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 8, 2020:

@itsmedammit I stole it too, lol!!!

It's Wild and Wacky Wednesday, Y'all! Gimme yer funnies! Here's mine 😁: Did you know that ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

How I see trump supporters

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 8, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty I thought so too! Lol

And another mom joke

FrayedBear comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Did they also have bread or is that vomit coming out of the right of his mouth.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 7, 2020:

@FrayedBear It's bread

So today Trump Jr's girlfriend tested positive for COVID-19 I think the only way it could get any ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 4, 2020:

Hahahahaha!!! I can't stop laughing!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 6, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz LMAO

So today Trump Jr's girlfriend tested positive for COVID-19 I think the only way it could get any ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 4, 2020:

Hahahahaha!!! I can't stop laughing!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 5, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Who cares, it's funny! Lol

Help us Mexico, you're our only hope!

Bierbasstard comments on Jul 4, 2020:

Pay that man OT to finish the job today.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 5, 2020:

@Bierbasstard Yes! Lol

Finally figured it out! Lol

BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 4, 2020:

One of my sisters-in-law has a dog named Newman. Every time I visit and see Newman, I think of Seinfeld. :)

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 4, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods Hahahahaha!!! Awesome!

Hahahahaha!!!!

Merseyman1 comments on Jul 4, 2020:

Who could possibly pick this ugly pervert prostitute?

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 4, 2020:

@Merseyman1 trumpidiots

Finally figured it out! Lol

BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 4, 2020:

One of my sisters-in-law has a dog named Newman. Every time I visit and see Newman, I think of Seinfeld. :)

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 4, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods How cute! Do you say "Newman" like Jerry did?

Finally figured it out! Lol

Lauren comments on Jul 4, 2020:

Omigosh, look at all that hair! I'm used to seeing him close shaved in his most recent series.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 4, 2020:

@Lauren It was the 90's, everyone had hair back then

Hahahahaha!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 4, 2020:

Thanks Michelle, I just ate. You owe me two drumsticks!

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 4, 2020:

@TheGreatShadow Will do buddy!

When you want to party but be healthy at the same time.

bookofmorons comments on Jul 3, 2020:

let us know how its works out oK?

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 4, 2020:

@bookofmorons I think it worked, I just woke up! Lol

I don't know, but continues to flunk the sniff test. We'll see. [agnostic.com]

AnneWimsey comments on Jul 1, 2020:

"Willing to relocate", stated by a guy, means his Mother wants him out of the basement! I have never seen a female say that......seems very questionable!

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 2, 2020:

@AnneWimsey Her sugar daddy is sick of her shit! Lol

I don't know, but continues to flunk the sniff test. We'll see. [agnostic.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 30, 2020:

She's atheist and a believer, hmm....

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 2, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty She's everything! How can a man not want her? Lol

Just singing a little song but it so stinking hard to remember all the lyrics.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2020:

## Here is the follow up song (gather the children around the 'pooter -- it's childish, gross, super vulgar and will warp the spines and fry their brains). Mentions Canadians as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaEfs1HBJq8

MichelleGar1 replies on Jul 1, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 I love South Park

Ulysses S Grant one of the most underrated presidents

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 30, 2020:

I saw it, it showed what a humble man he really was. How he didn't like the idea of slavery and even worked with them. It was an awesome show.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jun 30, 2020:

@barjoe Yes, they should.

Happy Sunday! It's pose your own question day - have at it!

SenorRotten comments on Jun 28, 2020:

What is the most over-rated food fad? For me it's got to be "Pumpkin Spice"....just no.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jun 28, 2020:

@Hastur I like sirracha! Lol

Happy Sunday! It's pose your own question day - have at it!

Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 28, 2020:

What do you think if acronyms? I heard a new one today... Fogo... Fear of going out. What acronyms do you use most?

MichelleGar1 replies on Jun 28, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty I rather spell out the words, just makes clearer picture on what is being said and I have to Google some. I guess I'm old school with that. Lol

Hellooooo! Happy Thursday! What is something you are absolutely passionate about?

Bierbasstard comments on Jun 25, 2020:

Being lazy Lol! I have quite a bit of de-cluttering and re-organizing to accomplish. The main factor is my add. I always wind up with several locations that are half done because I get distracted by another location or idea to do it "better". Then I get overwhelmed and say, "Fuk it!"

MichelleGar1 replies on Jun 25, 2020:

@Bierbasstard Sounds like me! Especially in this heat, I just want to sit in front of the air conditioner with a big glass of iced water

Ok free thinkers and critical thinkers.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 24, 2020:

I try to live my life my way, try not to hurt people, definitely not kill people. Whatever feels good to me and other's around me, is all that matters.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jun 25, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty LMAO!!!

Ok free thinkers and critical thinkers.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 24, 2020:

I try to live my life my way, try not to hurt people, definitely not kill people. Whatever feels good to me and other's around me, is all that matters.

MichelleGar1 replies on Jun 24, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Yes, and if it doesn't, don't, simple, easy