You said it can be anything! Lol

Naejidlopalev comments on Mar 23, 2019:

100% A+++ great job

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 23, 2019:

Thank you! Lol

You said it can be anything! Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I've read Emily Post **and** Miss Manners. Nary a word about glory holes. Guess they were too polite to mention it.

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 23, 2019:

Or too boring! Lol

It happened again yesterday...

metalhead222 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

i hate those things. sumx i send it back to the person that sent it to me. followed by a lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

@metalhead222 Yes babe twinsies!

It happened again yesterday...

metalhead222 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

i hate those things. sumx i send it back to the person that sent it to me. followed by a lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

I do the same thing! LMAO!!!

Where are they now?

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Probably still lost! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 19, 2019:

@BeeHappy, @metalhead222 Hahahahaha!!!! That's messed up!

Where are they now?

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Probably still lost! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 19, 2019:

@BeeHappy LMAO!!!!

Where are they now?

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Probably still lost! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 19, 2019:

@BeeHappy Right! It's their fault for listening to me! Lol

31 days!!!!

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

31 days!!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@balou That was bad too! Still think burning your own daughter beats the other deaths! It was horrible!

31 days!!!!

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

31 days!!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 18, 2019:

@balou That was one of the worst deaths on the show!

I'ma leave this here...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 15, 2019:

...actually, in this group, management is OFTEN responsible for hurt feelings lol.

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 16, 2019:

@EricTrommater No worries! LMAO

I'ma leave this here...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 15, 2019:

...actually, in this group, management is OFTEN responsible for hurt feelings lol.

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 16, 2019:

@EricTrommater So true! Lol

Meh! I've had a good life.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Sometimes it's both!

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 16, 2019:

LMAO!!!!

Only in the bible would a guy standing next to a hot naked woman be tempted by fruit.

metalhead222 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

it was eves idea to eat the fruit, so she was bored .

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@metalhead222 LMAO!!! That's messed up!

Only in the bible would a guy standing next to a hot naked woman be tempted by fruit.

metalhead222 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

it was eves idea to eat the fruit, so she was bored .

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

I think she just wanted to see if he would listen to her! Lol

Slayer Wars.

metalhead222 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

slayer wins for sure

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@actofdog Happy you both met too! That's great that you both get along and are compromising for each other! @metalhead222 always has me laughing! Lol

Slayer Wars.

metalhead222 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

slayer wins for sure

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@metalhead222 Congratulations to you both!

Old school...

metalhead222 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

lol reminds me of somebody i know

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

Really? LMAO!!!

Slayer Wars.

metalhead222 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

slayer wins for sure

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@actofdog Awww! Thank you!

random stupid stuff

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 3, 2019:

LMAO!!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@actofdog Thank you!

Bad Reactions When "Coming Out" Atheist?

altschmerz comments on Mar 13, 2019:

One woman told me she “feels sorry” for atheists, and without God she would have never gotten through her two bouts with cancer. My aunt lectures me all the time. My mother says I think I’m so smart but I’m really stupid. I haven’t told many other Christians because I can only ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@Closeted Right! Lol

Happy Birthday @Marionville! [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Happy Birthday!

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@Marionville you're welcome

Bad Reactions When "Coming Out" Atheist?

altschmerz comments on Mar 13, 2019:

One woman told me she “feels sorry” for atheists, and without God she would have never gotten through her two bouts with cancer. My aunt lectures me all the time. My mother says I think I’m so smart but I’m really stupid. I haven’t told many other Christians because I can only ...

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

I have been told that I am stupid too for being an atheist! Lol!!!!

Good morning all! If you aren't awake yet.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Good morning! That's so sweet of you to do that for her!

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 13, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty That's awesome!

Facebook gem, lmao

Redheadedgammy comments on Mar 1, 2019:

About as good as the "Fuck Trump, and Fuck you if you voted for him" truck running around here in Fort Bend County, Texas

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

That's awesome!!!

Facebook gem, lmao

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2019:

That is BRAVE in most of Texas. , I'd like to buy the owner of that truck a beer.

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

Here in El Paso, he would be welcomed, most of us here are liberal!

Two hours is nothing

Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Huh?

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

@Captnron59 Ugh! At least you don't have to anymore! I like the scenery from about Abilene to Dallas

Two hours is nothing

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Take I40 over I10, at least you only get a portion!

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

@phxbillcee He would still have to drive up to I-40 by taking I-20 to Midland then drive up to Lubbock on some small highways, then drive further north to Amarillo to get to I-40. If he takes some side highways he can catch I-10 near Kileen and drive to Las Cruces NM to drive to I-25 North to Colorado

Two hours is nothing

Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Huh?

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

@Captnron59 you're right!

Two hours is nothing

phxbillcee comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Take I40 over I10, at least you only get a portion!

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

@phxbillcee Aww!

Sorry, Sir.

Livinlife comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Try an Asian massage parlor

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

@metalhead222 that's just sad when they are forced! This is what they're really saying!

Good question.

metalhead222 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

this is why i do not fly

MichelleGar1 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

It's not that hard! Lol

Forgot how freaken awesome this is... [youtube.com]

metalhead222 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

whoa first time for me sadly amazing!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

@metalhead222 me too!

Forgot how freaken awesome this is... [youtube.com]

metalhead222 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

whoa first time for me sadly amazing!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

You haven't heard this song? WOW! I guess you're going to get some lessons when I go visit you! Lol

Happens every time! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Weren't no accident about it!

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

Nope! Lol

He's the better person! Lol

bookofmorons comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Southern Baptist, RC priests, Mormon elders,. etc etc . . . it almost like its not about God but about gettin your rocks off without consequence . . am I too cynical?

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

@bookofmoron Same here! Lol

He's the better person! Lol

bookofmorons comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Southern Baptist, RC priests, Mormon elders,. etc etc . . . it almost like its not about God but about gettin your rocks off without consequence . . am I too cynical?

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

@bookofmoron Exactly! It's sickening! More respect for Satanists than for so called Christian's

Is it lunch time yet?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Nice & dank! Way to go!

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

Thanks! Lol

He's the better person! Lol

bookofmorons comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Southern Baptist, RC priests, Mormon elders,. etc etc . . . it almost like its not about God but about gettin your rocks off without consequence . . am I too cynical?

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

Nope not at all!

Trojan Pinata ♥

Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 23, 2019:

It's full of beans!! Look out!

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

LMAO!!!

I'm way to old and the wrong gender!

glennlab comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Just go by the convent, that'll boost your ego.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

In such a wrong way! Hahahahaha!!!

Happens every time! Lol

KKGator comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Oh, yes it was!!!! ;)

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

Yeah it was! Lol

He's the better person! Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Church of Satan is shockingly scandal free.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

That's so true!

He's the better person! Lol

Anniemae comments on Feb 23, 2019:

His smile though!!!???

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

Right! Lol

They start like this!

glennlab comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Way too many of them.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

True

@Captnron59.....This means you!

metalhead222 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

i know

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

Han Solo! Lol

Where did it go?

Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Huggy huggy huggy.... Give me a hug!! Please. ... ????

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 18, 2019:

???

Makes a good point

KKGator comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Don Novello is one funny guy!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 18, 2019:

I know! Loved SNL back then!

Hello, Everyone, I am brand new here.

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Welcome to the site!

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 16, 2019:

@IIHEATHENII you're welcome

It's a national emergency! Everyone okay?

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

No I'm not okay, I live in El Paso, TX. We have the highest crime rate here, everyday I live in fear! LMAO!!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 16, 2019:

@Elganned Thank you! Hahahahaha!!!

To my @metalhead222 Happy Valentine's Day! ?❤️?❤️?❤️

mistymoon77 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Happy VD to both you Metal rockers.. Horns up heathens~

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 15, 2019:

Thank you!!!

So wise....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Well, it is Austin, the only civilized place in TX! (Sorry, @MichelleGar1!) (BTW, were you away from the Site for a spell there so you could attend the rally in the Coliseum?)

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 14, 2019:

@phxbillcee LMAO!!!

So wise....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Well, it is Austin, the only civilized place in TX! (Sorry, @MichelleGar1!) (BTW, were you away from the Site for a spell there so you could attend the rally in the Coliseum?)

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 14, 2019:

I have been away because I have been working and also been talking to metalhead222!

So wise....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Well, it is Austin, the only civilized place in TX! (Sorry, @MichelleGar1!) (BTW, were you away from the Site for a spell there so you could attend the rally in the Coliseum?)

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 14, 2019:

LMAO!!! Hell no!!!! My grown kid's went to The March for Truth, it was held across the street from the coliseum. Beto O'Rourke talked about how we need truth and transparency! All that the orange clown said about El Paso,TX. is bullshit!

To my @metalhead222 Happy Valentine's Day! ?❤️?❤️?❤️

Boomtarat03 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Happy heart day to both of you! Ayiiiiiiiiiiii owwwwww sooooooo sweeeeeeettttttt?????

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 14, 2019:

Thank you!

To my @metalhead222 Happy Valentine's Day! ?❤️?❤️?❤️

Babyoda comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Congrats you two.Rock on.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 14, 2019:

Thanks!

To my @metalhead222 Happy Valentine's Day! ?❤️?❤️?❤️

metalhead222 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

SLAYER!!! its perfect

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 14, 2019:

FUCKING SLAYER!!!!!

The most searched pornhub term by State.

KKGator comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Wtf is "Goth Hospital"??? LOL Too funny!

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 14, 2019:

I'm wondering that too, wait nevermind I don't think I want to know! Lol

you work at the zoo

metalhead222 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

i could learn a lot from that primate

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 14, 2019:

@metalhead222 Hahahahaha!!!

you work at the zoo

metalhead222 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

i could learn a lot from that primate

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 14, 2019:

@phxbillcee Noted! I will! Can't answer for @metalhead222 though! Lol

you work at the zoo

metalhead222 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

i could learn a lot from that primate

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 14, 2019:

@metalhead222 Hook, line and sinker! ❤️

you work at the zoo

metalhead222 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

i could learn a lot from that primate

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 14, 2019:

@metalhead222 It worked! Lol

you work at the zoo

metalhead222 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

i could learn a lot from that primate

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 14, 2019:

You think so? Lol

[youtu.be] soulfly/evil empowered

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

@metalhead222 So you like them?

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 14, 2019:

@metalhead222 YAY!!! Love this band! Happy to know that you like them and love the shirt!

{Warning! This is not a meme!!! (LOL!)} I just hit Level 9.

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Congratulations!!!

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 14, 2019:

@phxbillcee You're welcome partner!

[youtu.be] soulfly/evil empowered

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

@metalhead222 So you like them?

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 14, 2019:

How's the T-shirt of Soulfly I sent you?

!Warning! Total nudity... Look at your own risk..

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Sooo cute!!!! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 13, 2019:

@metalhead222 I know what you are thinking! Lol

[youtu.be] soulfly/evil empowered

VIKingsCFH comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Just saw them a couple of weeks ago in Dallas, then partied with them at the Clubhouse (nude bar that was owned by Dime and Vinnie) . Awesome buncha guys.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 13, 2019:

I was there at the Gas Monkey!

!Warning! Total nudity... Look at your own risk..

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Sooo cute!!!! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 13, 2019:

@metalhead222 You like it! Lol

Is this a meme?

altschmerz comments on Feb 13, 2019:

I want to know what anime that is.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 13, 2019:

@SpawnofSagan Thanks! I was wondering too!!

Is this a meme?

altschmerz comments on Feb 13, 2019:

I want to know what anime that is.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 13, 2019:

I knew it was an anime wasn't sure which one

So true! LMAO!!!

OldGoat43 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Ask Putin for the bucks.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 10, 2019:

@MojoDave True! He'll just suck it again and again! Lol

So true! LMAO!!!

OldGoat43 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Ask Putin for the bucks.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 10, 2019:

He'll suck his dick too, if he hasn't already! Lol

!Warning! Total nudity... Look at your own risk..

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Sooo cute!!!! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 8, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty LMAO!!!

!Warning! Total nudity... Look at your own risk..

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Sooo cute!!!! Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 8, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty LMAO!!!! It looks nice and soft I wouldn't worry!

That was the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Hahahahaha!!!

KKGator comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Yeah, that was pretty messed up. And FAR too easily fact-checked. Seriously. Doesn't he realize people fact-check everything he says? Hasn't anyone told him?

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 6, 2019:

@phxbillcee Thanks for the wall, we are finally safe here! LMAO

That was the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Hahahahaha!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Good, I was so worried about you.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 6, 2019:

I was worried about myself too! Thanks! Lol

That was the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Hahahahaha!!!

KKGator comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Yeah, that was pretty messed up. And FAR too easily fact-checked. Seriously. Doesn't he realize people fact-check everything he says? Hasn't anyone told him?

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 6, 2019:

@KKGator Thank you! Lol

That was the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Hahahahaha!!!

MissKathleen comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I think I am glad I have no idea what you are talking about.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 6, 2019:

Good! I didn't want to know either! Lol

That was the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Hahahahaha!!!

KKGator comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Yeah, that was pretty messed up. And FAR too easily fact-checked. Seriously. Doesn't he realize people fact-check everything he says? Hasn't anyone told him?

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 6, 2019:

Obviously not! He's beyond stupid! I can't believe he's still president!

Fuck that guy! Lol

Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Star Trek is better... Oops... Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 5, 2019:

@Closeted I have seen a couple of episodes, pretty good!

WTF Luke!!!!

Mokvon comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Girl, you need therapy.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 5, 2019:

@Mokvon those are the best kind of therapists! Lol

WTF Luke!!!!

Mokvon comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Girl, you need therapy.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 5, 2019:

I think it's called a twisted sense of humor! Lol

WTF Luke!!!!

mistymoon77 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Man tittie milk.. nope.. think I will pass.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 5, 2019:

Hahahahaha!!!

[youtu.be] Indigenous Maori Metal from NZ.. ...ALIEN WEAPONRY. ..

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Love this band! I have posted some of their videos before!

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 5, 2019:

@Seriousreason They are very talented and young! They learned the native tribal language and sing it, I think it's awesome!

Fuck that guy! Lol

Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Star Trek is better... Oops... Lol

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 5, 2019:

Nope! Lol

Seeking songs about forgiveness that would work for a solo voice with pianonor guitar. Thanks!

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

https://youtu.be/qxu1bku4wN0

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 5, 2019:

@UUNJ Thank you! Love this band!

Soulfly- XI [youtu.be]

MerlinZap comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Like that.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 4, 2019:

They're a great band! Saw them last weekend in Dallas! Awesome show!!

Makes me think of something...

metalhead222 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

https://youtu.be/EbmQxZkSswI

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 4, 2019:

LMAO!!!! Love this show!

Fuck that guy! Lol

metalhead222 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

well done lady

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 4, 2019:

Thank you!

I told you so! Lol

metalhead222 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

DO NOT EXPECT ANYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE you were right.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 4, 2019:

That's true!

Right! Lol

metalhead222 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

SLAYER!

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 4, 2019:

FUCKING SLAYER!!!!! Lol

She wins! Lol

metalhead222 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

jesus needed a shield with a mirror on it

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 4, 2019:

He isn't that smart! Lol

Thesaurus Club! Lol

metalhead222 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

texting cool though right?

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 4, 2019:

No! Lol

Fuck that guy! Lol

EricTrommater comments on Feb 4, 2019:

The Force was strong in that one....

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 4, 2019:

Right! Lol

Fuck that guy! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I liked Bladerunner, Alien, 2001 & even A Boy & His Dog better, honestly!

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 4, 2019:

Those were good movies but in my opinion Star Wars was better! Lol

WTF Luke!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Wait 'til Luke gets a look at Batgirl!

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 4, 2019:

I think Luke's preference is his sister! Lol

WTF Luke!!!!

EricTrommater comments on Feb 4, 2019:

"I have nipples...can you milk me Focker?"

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 4, 2019:

Great movie! Lol

Fuck that guy! Lol

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

That's right.

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 4, 2019:

Yes! Lol

Let's change the intermission!

Captnron59 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

All tatted up and no muscle? What a shame

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 4, 2019:

They don't always have to have muscle! Lol

Sounds right to me! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Yeah, but they did it again. Gotta give 'em credit, if not love!

MichelleGar1 replies on Feb 4, 2019:

I hate that team! Lol