Father of one, gamer, musician, leftist, feminist, activist, professional Netflix binger, comedian and smartass extraordinaire. I know I make an awesome pirate, but the eye patch is because I'm currently blind in one eye; saving up to have it surgically corrected. Diabetic retinopathy is a helluva drug. Also, I know how to properly use semi-colons. Boom.
I've never really been one for flings or short-term dating. I tend to find people I have a true connection with and kinda go all-in, which is what brought me here. Finding a partner is tricky business for an atheist in the bible belt, haha. I'm very close to my family, so it's super important that a potential partner get along with them. But they're all awesome and funny, so that shouldn't be a problem.
I like to go out from time to time, but for the most part, I'm a homebody. If watching ten seasons of a TV show in a week, getting drunk and playing Mario Kart, having friends over for Cards Against Humanity, or just chilling and listening to music are your speed, then I'm your guy!