As Groucho said...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

True that!!!

Trump's deal killer tells us how fucked up the Dems are

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

YOU CALL DEMOCRATS FUCKED UP? THEY JUST SAVED YOUR HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS FROM ENDING ONCE AGAIN IN THE HANDS OF THE 1% YOU DUMBASS!

I am trying to stay relatively apolitical on this site.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

This group is not for those who want to be apolitical or even mild critics of the orange turd, this group is to give that turd HELL ON EARTH!

I hope it does not get this far

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Coffee is available everywhere, don't panic!

Today is atheists day.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

No

"Disgraced Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein has tested positive for the coronavirus, report says"...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

The asshole has lots of money, follow the money.

This is not a picture, but the singer's voice should work! Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 23, 2020:

She can play my clarinet anytime!

I'm looking for advice.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Wait for results, then if therapy is warranted, call them and tell them exactly what kind of support you need from them and, also, what you don't want to hear from them if they decide to come and help, a patient's mental health is paramount when receiving any serious treatment.

Yeah - this is for real ... Oy. "lots of blocks" alright !

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

His eloquence is tremendous, so much so that any averagely educated person can't understand anything he talks about!

How has Covid-19 changed your status?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

My are status has not changed much. But my status is always changing!

Fucking idiot.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

The turd is the bestest leader ever in the history of leadership!

Adding more to the indictment list.... [vascularspecialistonline.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

LOCK HIM UP!

The sheriff fired a lesbian deputy.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

hope she wins in a landslide

Says it all

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

i'm gonna die laughing, although I must say I have not died before!

It all about your point of view.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

a little on the tiny side, one would think that being god you should give yourself a huge one!

😷 How has the covid 19 virus affected your sex life?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Is the monkey spankable?

Social distancing sucks !!! I need a HUG !!!

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Cough, cough, sniff, sniff, ok!

😱 There are now almost 12,000 confirmed covid 19 cases in NYS.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Ignorance never helps.

To those who have a Christian background: How are New Testament theology and evolution compatible?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Mental masturbation aside, evolution doesn't "work against" anything. The basic theory of evolution is surprisingly simple. It has three essential parts: It is possible for the DNA of an organism to occasionally change, or mutate. A mutation changes the DNA of an organism in a way that affects its offspring, either immediately or several generations down the line. The change brought about by a mutation is either beneficial, harmful or neutral. If the change is harmful, then it is unlikely that the offspring will survive to reproduce, so the mutation dies out and goes nowhere. If the change is beneficial, then it is likely that the offspring will do better than other offspring and so will reproduce more. Through reproduction, the beneficial mutation spreads. The process of culling bad mutations and spreading good mutations is called natural selection. As mutations occur and spread over long periods of time, they cause new species to form. Over the course of many millions of years, the processes of mutation and natural selection have created every species of life that we see in the world today, from the simplest bacteria to humans and everything in between. Period. Any speculation apart is just bullshit.

[youtube.com] Medical advice from a foul-mouthed Sheila.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Hilarious!!!

I'm a music fan

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Play my flute???

[dl-mail.aolmail.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Ain't registering in AOL. Why post this link???

and here i sit, age 75, a smoker with a history of a heart attack and with copd, and to be truthful,...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2020:

I'm not giving up, I will do my utmost to vote him the fuck out!!! In fact, I've volunteered to help registering to vote in FL and to drive people to vote on election day.

This pandemic could end up being a slow Reichstag fire.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Scary shit indeed.

It seems this group is morphing into a COVID-19 hybrid group since Tweety started the debacle.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Not signing in. Sorry.

Say hello to Tori, she loves Saturdays!

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Very partial to #1 where she seems to be thinking: "well, are you going to fuck me or what?"

I used to be proud to be from Indiana ...[thedailybeast.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

He's just another asskisser. Fuck him!!!

Your tax dollars at work, America

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Such a deep thought, technically correct, yet imbecilic logic.

Almost 3 months into the Covid 19 crisis and all Trump has is as much egg on his face as an 18 month...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Orange yolk more likely.

The Orange Orang is about to lose his shit.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Fuck him!

While everything is taken place in the world right now, how many of you have starting talking to ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

You're kidding right?

UTTER FILTH!!! Pastor Steven Andrew of the USA Christian Church "God Sent Coronavirus because of...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

God is love! Bwaaaaahahaha!

🌵🌹 Good morning all... How's everyone doing?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Much better....now!

Hit the nail on the head!!!!

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Where's the masking tape when one needs it dammit!!!

Not a meme but it certainly speaks volumes

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

It's not my responsibility, not my fault. Obama did it!

This article exemplifies what I feel I have seen the Bernie campaign doing this year.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Well, what can anybody say? You were wrong in 2016 and wrong in 2020 also. Not a very good track record to mention after the fact. This year's primary was not like 2016, where Hillary was chosen not by popular vote but by superdelegates. This year was very different, Biden won with votes not superdelegatea. I am with Bernie's ideas which may be old but are preferred by people, like Medicare for All, living wages, free higher education. But unfortunately he lost fair and square.

Something to smile about on a social isolation Saturday

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I wouldn't mind to isolate myself with her!

I was looking up information on Dan Barker and his reasons he left Christianity.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

The article you post is full of shit. Who the fuck cares why? Be happy that he's free from brainwashing now.

"God don't like ugly!" So my coworker told me a story about how she was laid off from her previous ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

No and yes.

Things like this are why I hate Christianity and consider a lot of Christians to be scum.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Atheistic evolution? What the fuck is that? Evolution is evolution, nothing atheistic about it, just scientific.

I wonder after seeing Poltergeist...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Bullshit is bullshit.

I have a thought I would like to discuss.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Rapture, end of times it is all BULLSHIT. Snap out of it and take precautions. Stay home.

Scroll down a bit to see the ad.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

This type of ad is the best, just put the turd speaking and don't add anything else except numbers

Exactly When did it? [politics.theonion.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Love the Onion!

Listening to today's press conference.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

It's sickening to see and hear this like if we were in North Korea, everybody starts sentences saying thanks to the effort of our leader. Barf!

When I first heard the story of Senators selling of their stock illegally in a insider trading ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Feinstein should be ousted just for this.

I need one of those

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Just one?

👍 What do you like for breakfast?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Sad because it's not you.

💑👦👧 How is the corona virus pandemic affecting you and your family?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

What part of "stay at home" is not understood by your family?

I just watched a video of televangelist Kenneth Copeland defending his lavish lifestyle, and why he ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

To your question...evangelical grade stupid or maga grade stupid. Often the same.

Sweet pork Burrito.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Where does the sweet come from?

I have a theory about karma.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Interesting but not likely. For example, let's say you have an office or any place where there's a varied mix of nice people and also assholes (notice the other spelling), then your theory falls apart. This is a diverse world.

Since dating is no longer really possible in the traditional sense because of all the isolation ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 19, 2020:

Hmm, let me see? A proposal like that? My guess would be nil.

Looks good to me

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 19, 2020:

More like poke eyes!

Many people are pushing fake virus cures and are being called out for it.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 19, 2020:

If you're stupid enough to believe in this crap you deserve to be scammed!

Supermarkets here are getting stripped by panic buying.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

There's always morons who panic. Supermarkets are adapting, changing replenishing processes that were not needed before. Seniors given preference early is step in good direction.

For those of you that said it couldn't get worse

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Not me, i knew we were going deeper in Trump's shit

Happy days will be here again.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

You are a despicable troll and deserve all the insults you get!

Predictably ...[vanityfair.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Disgusting!

To give him credit, for once he's right.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Well, technically he is right. But intellectually, he's a fucking moron!

Anybody hear about that woman in Idaho who somehow lost her 2 kids?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Doubts? Fear is getting to you dude. All this talk of end of days is just bullshit.

I'm in a better mood this Wednesday, so here's a photo:

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Camel toe, yeah!

I'm feeling emotional pain.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 18, 2020:

As much as I try to empathize, it is very tough for me to give you what you ask for, as I haven't experienced anything similar with my very devout catholic family. In my case when there was conflict I basically grew a pair and stood my ground, facts speak louder than anything else and I was always very well informed because I made a point of being very well informed about all religions and their BS "sacred" books which gave me the advantage over those who say they believe but have never read critically any of their "sacred" crap. Sorry dude, guess I can only give you the usual hang in there and be strong with your beliefs type of generic comment.

Hilarious irony, hiding behind heroes, transubstantiation does not occur ...[vimeo.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

And he pissed on all of them by saying he's the best ever!

Trump’s company paid bribes to lower property tax bills: report [rawstory.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Oh no! Another crooked crap from our scammer in chief!

News update: we can all relax now because the Buck-passes-through-here-and-lands-on-Obama-in-chief ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Some idiot sent me a politifacts link where they claim that technically Trump didn't fire them in 2018 but that they resigned en masse a day after a member declared on TV that a flu pandemic was inevitable. Trump just didn't replace them, until now and tried to defund the CDC several times untill congress refunded everything. My response was, how about I do not fire the nanny supposed to take care of my newborn, but not replace her for 2 years? Would that make me a great dad?

Watched Tru.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

We're screwed until he is thrown out of office!

So, I did an inventory of my freezer: I have two turkey breasts, two whole chickens, 8 individual ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Wow, amazing! I did manage to order delivery from Whole Foods free of charge for being my first Amazon Prime Pantry order and in just 2 hours I got everything I ordered, including fresh organic veggies and fruit, fresh gallon of milk, disinfecting aloe vera lotion, frozen hamburger patties (14), frozen tilapia filets (12), frozen chicken thighs deboned(12), they will continue delivering, AND I got a coupon for free delivery next order. Not bad either.

YouTube has many atheists that produce content.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Don't see any.

Will the idiocy never stop, "In the name of all that's damned holy?"[alternet.org]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Die already, no ifs or buts!

💘💘 Sexy sexy..

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

i want some too!

If we explained Trump in biblical terms would it help fundies get it? [wacotrib.]

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

sorry, all lines are blank when I hit the link

Trump 'offers large sums' for exclusive US access to coronavirus vaccine | US news | The Guardian

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

this orange turd has not one single iota of human in him

:))))))))))))))))))))))

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

i know whom I'd like to bone...the cute little blonde from Reddit!

If you are curious about this Pandemic and it testing read this article!!! I am only posting as ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Your overuse of exclamation points put me on guard about the pseudo science of the article you posted which is basically hogwash mixed with bullcrap.

A few rambling observations on feel-good faith… I gave up my religious beliefs years ago, and ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

True Christianity = Bullshit

I want to say that I am an agnostic, and I don;t need/want anyone trying to tell me what I "really" ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

I suggest you instead join a site that is for people who care about your moronic bullshit, although I haven't seen any site called imbeciles.com, but then again, there might be one in the "cloud."

🐰🐰 Any playboys here?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Even with a blurry pic she's stunning

Happy Monday all...What a view...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Her butt ain't too bad either!

⭐ She's a shining star... Yes? You likey?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Me likee a lot!!!

We sure are geniuses, aren't we?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Damn right we are!!!

Hello Monday

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Somehow I'm getting to likee mondays!!!

WheresMitch trends as bipartisan House bill on coronavirus languishes in Senate’s absence ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Do nothing really applies to moscow mitch and his republican bitches

🎁 Wakey Wakey.. It's shower time...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

She's a clean dirty lady!

Look what I shared: Pastor says only “sissies” & “pansies” wash their hands to prevent ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Fuckem!!!

Struggling with hell/satan/evil stuff.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

You either believe in bullshit or you don't, up to you.

How much respect do religious believers deserve?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Proportionally as much as they respect my non belief.

As if we needed another reason to avoid Fox News viewers .

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Let the deplorables in their fake news heaven. The more infected the merrier. I will take measures to protect myself from these carriers because not getting infected is very much my responsibility and I take that very seriously, like life and death seriously.

In my religious days, I believed in the "fruit of the spirit", which is terminology of all the good ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

No shit, Sherlock?

In my religious days, I believed in the "fruit of the spirit", which is terminology of all the good ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

No shit, Sherlock?

I joined a Christian Chat Group just to see what was going on with them.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

What were you thinking?!?!

Call me speechless.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Yep. And they all live in Wuhan, China.

My kind of native american.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Can I bury my hatchet?

N.J. bill to remove religion as reason to avoid vaccinating kids enrages parents at hearing - nj.com

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Fuckem!

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Coronavirus Crisis Requires Science, Not Magical Thinking.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Amazingly stupid belief!

As an African American I am at awe with the internet and information and .

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

And yet these are facts too: https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2018/02/07/5-facts-about-the-religious-lives-of-african-americans/

National day of pray?

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Everybody knows prayer works 100% of the time...nod nod wink wink.

Donald Trump Tried To Purchase Exclusive Rights To A Coronavirus Vaccine, Report Says

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Wouldn't surprise me!

I spend 5 1/2 months in China last year.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

My wife is Chinese and her family is from Wuhan, China may say it cares, but if so? Why don't they allow free internet? Why do they monitor all their social media like WeChat and others? Why did Xi become president for life without any decision from "their people?" How can they close down 13 cities and immobilize over 30 million people in their own apartments? There is a price for freedom and that forced quarantine could not happen in America. Nope, I prefer to live in freedom than in subjugation due to fear.

This is a new one , at least to me.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Urban legends start like that. https://www-pymnts-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.pymnts.com/personnel/2020/bill-gates-quits-microsoft-berkshire-hathaway-boards/amp/