Gonna go on a dinner date tonight.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Careful dude, you could get cuffed, whipped and fucked in the ass!

Mofo1953 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@resserts only if his original intention was to be in the pitching end.

Finally a shampoo vegans and gluten free people can eat.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

It was delicious, much tastier than the other vegan crap I was forced to eat!

Mofo1953 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow I try every day, potatoes, lettuce, tomatoes, spinach as sides for my steak, but for some reason, it just doesn't work for me.

On the topic of mixed race beauty, I always though the French Vietnamese I met were incredibly ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

I love asian women, had many over the years, chinese, filipino, singaporean, vietnamese, thai, korean, indonesian, love their delicious bodies, tight pussies, they melt down with cunnilingus, many love anal, married twice, one Hong Kong another Macau. Just can't get enough of them.

Mofo1953 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@MerlinZap TY

I lived off of homemade cuban sandwiches last week...they were delicious!

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I hope you're not expecting any pity from us.

Mofo1953 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@Looking4-Others it's cuban bread crisped in a grill.

Quick decision; Do I use "buttery flavored margerine" or do I go to the store and get butter(10 ...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Who the eff in his or her right mind would not use butter when baking or cooking????

Mofo1953 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@FrayedBear so noone on their right mind then.

Lol

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I also have to face the same problem.

Mofo1953 replies on Mar 2, 2019:

@Electro68 i feel your pain...or pleasure?

I lived off of homemade cuban sandwiches last week...they were delicious!

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I hope you're not expecting any pity from us.

Mofo1953 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

@Looking4-Others easy to make at home.

False advertising! So disappointing when you click on porn that’s titled “busty sub.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

WTF, hey, hope you ain't paying for it!

Mofo1953 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

@Marcie1974 i hate when that happens! https://youtu.be/YQijw8Hk8GE

False advertising! So disappointing when you click on porn that’s titled “busty sub.

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

WTF, hey, hope you ain't paying for it!

Mofo1953 replies on Mar 1, 2019:

@Marcie1974 phew!

Funny how these republican Fascists read statements that ask the same questions that are not ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Them fuckers cry foul because a proven liar was invited to congress, so why the fuck none of them said shit when an even greater liar was invited to congress to lie even more in the SOTU address???

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 27, 2019:

@Freedompath fuck if I know!

This isn’t from the parody account.

camne comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Senate blocks bill on medical care for children born alive after attempted abortion By Mike DeBonis, Felicia Sonmez February 25, 2019 at 9:41 PM ...

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

@Closeted you should read all the article "“We must call out today’s vote for what it is: a direct attack on women’s health and rights,” Leana Wen, president of the Planned Parenthood Federation of America, said in a statement. “This legislation is based on lies and a misinformation campaign, aimed at shaming women and criminalizing doctors for a practice that doesn’t exist in medicine or reality.” Several medical groups, including the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists, the American Medical Women’s Association and the American Public Health Association, also have publicly opposed the bill, saying in a recent letter to senators that it “represents a dangerous government intrusion into private health-care decisions.”

Don't click on this. Especially if you are eating, or have just ate.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Even though the photo is fake, it's sickeningly evident that the orange turd would love to do his own daughter.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow you didn't have to, but thanks anyway.

Don't click on this. Especially if you are eating, or have just ate.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Even though the photo is fake, it's sickeningly evident that the orange turd would love to do his own daughter.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow do you always use "but" when you are agreeing?

Don't click on this. Especially if you are eating, or have just ate.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Even though the photo is fake, it's sickeningly evident that the orange turd would love to do his own daughter.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 26, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow isn't that what I said?

"Not all Repubicans are Racist...but all racists are Republicans"... [youtube.com]

Our_existence comments on Feb 25, 2019:

The sooner we get rid of Republicans, the sooner we reduce crime

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 25, 2019:

Seems like they are doing a great job in disappearing as a viable party themselves, America has never liked spineless politicians.

Could Trump's comments about SNL be because: 1) he needs to pump up SNL's rating; 2) wants to make ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 23, 2019:

The main reason is that our asshole in chief doesn't know the Constitution or what the first amendment says.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 25, 2019:

@Closeted ya think?

Could Trump's comments about SNL be because: 1) he needs to pump up SNL's rating; 2) wants to make ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 23, 2019:

The main reason is that our asshole in chief doesn't know the Constitution or what the first amendment says.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 25, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 it's a proven fact that he doesn't know it and has never read it.

Is it a Catholic sin when a priest rapes a nun and she has an abortion?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

You're asking a group of atheists if fucking is a sin?

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 24, 2019:

@zesty news are news, I personally don't filter any news because knowledge is power.

Is it a Catholic sin when a priest rapes a nun and she has an abortion?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

You're asking a group of atheists if fucking is a sin?

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 24, 2019:

@zesty those who follow the news know.

Is it a Catholic sin when a priest rapes a nun and she has an abortion?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

You're asking a group of atheists if fucking is a sin?

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

@zesty are you sure you live in Lake Worth or even in America? My question was merely a commonly used expression here in America that replaces an obvious "yes." When the pope was Polish or German, the question changed, of course, but the obvious answer remains the same: yes.

Take a good look around you.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

I look around as you said, and see great things created by our American way of life, including many which are social ideas, like Roosevelt's new deal, Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. One must be an idiot or a criminal to be a radical absolutist and not recognize the many extensive positive ...

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

@zesty of course.

Former ISIS members and their relatives should be kept in small steel cages, drizzled with gasoline ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

We are in America, and despite our current executive, we still believe in the rule of law.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

@zesty good luck waiting for that to happen...meaning never.

Take a good look around you.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

I look around as you said, and see great things created by our American way of life, including many which are social ideas, like Roosevelt's new deal, Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. One must be an idiot or a criminal to be a radical absolutist and not recognize the many extensive positive ...

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 23, 2019:

@zesty totally disagree.

Interesting for all coffee lovers: [linkedin.com]

SkotlandSkye comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Totally cool news article, thanks for sharing. I spent a lot of time in PR in the past. This is a way I can repay their hospitality and kindness. :-) I'm also sharing the link on my Facebook page.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 21, 2019:

I lived in PR 12 years, the Altogrande coffee was always in my pantry.

I keep seeing articles about having a conversation with those who have opposing political views but,...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Like religious nuts, impossible to get through with facts

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

@NoMagicCookie you would have a point there, except for the fact that "most" are definitely not "all."

I keep seeing articles about having a conversation with those who have opposing political views but,...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Like religious nuts, impossible to get through with facts

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

@NoMagicCookie many are, the others are either morons, idiots or brain dead

Absolutely

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Disagree with the analogy. Democratic Socialism has proven to be a great system, as reference see all nordic countries which are constantly among the happiest countries in this world. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Happiness_Report

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

@zesty well, I am here because I don't believe in gods. History sides with the barbarians, they conquered Rome, remember? But disagreements aside, we are not talking about either the money nor the institution here, let's not get off the subject, democratic socialism and Scandinavian success stories and the research that proves the point I made. So let's really get real! Americans, most of whom are taxpayers, are very pleased with the democratic socialist ideas as the polls show, Medicare for all, increase of minimum wages, free community education, so why do you think this is? Why do you think the majority of Americans disagree with you? Oh, and I wouldn't call anyone "undeveloped scum" or that the UN is trying to bring down our country. How? Again, prove your points, all you give are your extreme opinions but no facts, no evidence, no data. Here's my data: https://www.salon.com/2017/01/14/americans-overwhelmingly-support-bernie-sanders-economic-policies-so-howd-we-end-up-here/

Absolutely

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Disagree with the analogy. Democratic Socialism has proven to be a great system, as reference see all nordic countries which are constantly among the happiest countries in this world. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Happiness_Report

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 20, 2019:

@zesty How do I know? Easy, because you said your data comes from your own students from Scandinavia, ergo a very small sample. The UN commissioned study is much more reliable because not only is it statistically significant vs your incidental data, but it was commissioned by the UN (not conducted by the UN). Regardless of what you may think of them, most of their studies are not useless, as you say, but very reliable, like the most recent on Climate Change for example, also you are wrong in saying that many dictators control it, when in fact no dictator in the world controls the UN, unless you are referring to the security council that has veto power, yet the majority of veto power countries are not presided by dictators. You tend to use your opinions as fact, which coming from a college professor as you describe yourself, is in itself troubling. The UN is not a useless organization, in fact UNICEF, WHO, UNESCO, etcetera are all well respected UN organizations that do a lot of good around the world. And these are facts, not opinions.

Absolutely

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Disagree with the analogy. Democratic Socialism has proven to be a great system, as reference see all nordic countries which are constantly among the happiest countries in this world. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Happiness_Report

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 19, 2019:

@zesty your data is flawed, due to very small and incidental sample, (your students only), the research I quote is clear and is a UN study with a very large sample, no comparison

Maybe he’s not so bad after all. I mean Jesus!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Joking aside, when christians bitch about killing babies, I ask them, don't you claim that god is almighty? Isn't thou shall not kill expressly mentioned in the 10 commandments? Then why doesn't your all powerful, omnipotent and almighty god put a stop to the killing? Either he doesn't want to or he...

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 19, 2019:

@Science-guy yep I've heard that bullshit story many times, what a load of crap

Have you set up "rules" or "dos and donts" with your significant other regarding your non-monogamous...

Agenderaj comments on Feb 18, 2019:

I don't have over arching rules that would apply to my relationships, apart from "ask first". Even that looks different in different places. I can speak mostly about me and my current partner, who currently lives with his fiance. All of us are on the basis of being aware of others that we're seeing....

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 19, 2019:

Thanks for sharing.

Japan nominated Trump for Nobel Peace Prize after White House asked, newspaper reports ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Because Japan pretty much will do anything that the US government asks in exchange for letting them arm themselves again (threats China and North Korea)

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 19, 2019:

@genessa it started with Trump, not sure when were you there orvwhen did you leave, the arming of Japan started just recently: https://www.forbes.com/sites/anderscorr/2017/01/31/japan-go-nuclear-now/#302ad97b7745

Is it a Catholic sin when a priest rapes a nun and she has an abortion?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

You're asking a group of atheists if fucking is a sin?

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 18, 2019:

@zesty is the pope from Argentina??

Level 7 in 7 weeks! When does the sex part start?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

You mean you haven't yet?

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 18, 2019:

@mooredolezal hmmm, it actually starts at level 3.

Yes, PLEASE! [facebook.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

This is what the FB link shows:

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 18, 2019:

@Robecology you can save any FB pic in your phone.

[youtu.be]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Meanwhile, that fucking asshole is laughing all the way to the tax free bank! Makes me sick, not laugh!

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 18, 2019:

@Closeted there is one big difference, Bezos is one of the richest men in the world because he had a great idea that found a niche in the market thus grew his business to today's level. Ham is a con artists that profits from the ignorance and moronic beliefs of people.

It has been a very rough year

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Wait til Tax day.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 17, 2019:

@glennlab nice, but most of us mortals don't have your luck.

Trump's UN ambassador pick, Heather Nauert, withdraws from consideration Former Fox News host ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Has that stopped Hannity from being the virtual president?

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 17, 2019:

@chalupacabre definitely, though to be honest, the Faux news beeyotch apparently knew her own limitations and decided to remove her name before she becomes the new joke of the world.

Bill to be introduced to block Trump's"emergency" [thehill.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Unfortunately the Republican controlled Senate will stop it, those fucking castrated assholes!

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 16, 2019:

@Redheadedgammy fuck, I don't trust any republican, they have proven time and again that they are crooks, spineless, liars and now even treasonous, this party should disappear into the trash bin of history, like the Whigs disappeared, they are out of touch with reality.

Selection of Valentine's day cards, if anyone still needs one...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Fuck Valentine! No really, fuck Valentine, here she is:

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 15, 2019:

@Kattywampus69 what do you have against detectives?

It's weird....

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Hmmm, so rimming is out of the question?

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 15, 2019:

@Charlene i better pucker up then.

Selection of Valentine's day cards, if anyone still needs one...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Fuck Valentine! No really, fuck Valentine, here she is:

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 15, 2019:

@Kattywampus69 too late.

What is the matter with this site? I keep on hitting submit but I'm still not getting any.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

You ain't getting any and you call yourself a sexual deviant???

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 15, 2019:

@mooredolezal very.

You know we need to pick one goddamn state and all move to it.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Hey, go to one of those states that have no people and become the majority!!!

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 15, 2019:

@mooredolezal that's what we Floridians call all the people who escape the cold.

You know we need to pick one goddamn state and all move to it.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Hey, go to one of those states that have no people and become the majority!!!

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 15, 2019:

@mooredolezal move out during the cold months like most snowbirds do!

Television commercial music.... How much do you like it?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Does the caveman commercial have music???

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 11, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty haven't seen it, probably because I don't watch much tv anymore

Ho Li FOOK.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucking traitor!

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 11, 2019:

@MoonTiger SHORT AND SWEET?

We Hates them..

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Starring Mitch the Bitch as Gollum!

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 11, 2019:

@Charlene same difference! LOL

Are you into pegging?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I thought Pegging meant gang banging Peg.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 11, 2019:

@mooredolezal mine too.

Are you into pegging?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I thought Pegging meant gang banging Peg.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 10, 2019:

@mooredolezal Well that would just be fucking Peg, wouldn't it?

This made me laugh outloud during Bill Maher's monologue last night: Trump has just had his second ...

DaveRohbock comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I liked when the former Ga. Republican Congressman was told to think of the issue as if it was NASCAR

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 9, 2019:

That dude is despicable. And that was a nice put down.

What makes you happy?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I used to be happy, then Trump ruined the last 2 years. I'll be happy again as soon as he's jailed for treason.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 9, 2019:

@Cabsmom I'm not complaining, just expressing a fact answering a question that was posted not by you. This is my country and I am not even entertaining the thought of moving, especially when a traitor is running it, and I'm staying, as I said, to have the pleasure of seeing him prosecuted.

Hostess with the mostess!!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I have a better tasting Valentine's Dong right here!

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 9, 2019:

@Cabsmom who says I'm bragging?

I hope y'all have a wonderful night with some good sex if possible.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

So quit if you don't like it.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 9, 2019:

@Cabsmom i don't have a problem with you or your post, I just commented on it. That's how things work here:, one posts others comment.My comments were never demeaning or out of line, my attitude is just fine.

This made me laugh outloud during Bill Maher's monologue last night: Trump has just had his second ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

When did putin leave????

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 9, 2019:

His semen was still there.

This made me laugh outloud during Bill Maher's monologue last night: Trump has just had his second ...

Charlene comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Sounds funny, butt it'snot?

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 9, 2019:

Making both Trump and Hannity the butt of the joke!

I hope y'all have a wonderful night with some good sex if possible.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

So quit if you don't like it.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 9, 2019:

@Cabsmom so you were not complaining, ok, then there are only 2 other possibilities for your post, if as you say the "ugh" was lighthearted, one is that you love to work 16 hours, although I doubt you would use your lighthearted "ugh" as a descriptor of your own feelings, but one never knows, right? The other only option if you don't love or hate your work is that you are just neutral about it and have either nothing bad or good to say about it. Enlighten us please, so we don't have to assume what your posting ending with an ugh means, so that when we comment, as is expected when one posts here, we don't get a WTF in response.

I hope y'all have a wonderful night with some good sex if possible.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

So quit if you don't like it.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 9, 2019:

@Cabsmom then don't bitch about it.

Hostess with the mostess!!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I have a better tasting Valentine's Dong right here!

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 9, 2019:

@Kattywampus69 this is a dong, not a ding!

Humor for a Friday night

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Ok, it goes in and out until there are happy endings. Descriptive enough.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 9, 2019:

@Jamespuck no shit Sherlock?

Humor for a Friday night

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Ok, it goes in and out until there are happy endings. Descriptive enough.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 9, 2019:

@Jamespuck that's your own story to tell.

i hate trying to come up with these

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

How do you pronounce Zx7%€&w@?

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 8, 2019:

@DoDapper not gonna happen!

Trump's biggest nightmare isn't Mueller By Elie Honig Updated 5:46 PM EST, Thu February 07, ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

The advantage of NY is that being a state, there are no possible pardons.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 8, 2019:

@mcgeo52 that's what I thought

Sudden thought on "the Wall": It has just dawned on me.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

A lot of good did that wall do to the Romans, they were thrown out of England by the Picts and the Saxons, another example of how walls to keep out people have never worked.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 8, 2019:

@FrayedBear mine too.

Trump's biggest nightmare isn't Mueller By Elie Honig Updated 5:46 PM EST, Thu February 07, ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

The advantage of NY is that being a state, there are no possible pardons.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 8, 2019:

@KKGator didn't they do that already?

Sudden thought on "the Wall": It has just dawned on me.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

A lot of good did that wall do to the Romans, they were thrown out of England by the Picts and the Saxons, another example of how walls to keep out people have never worked.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 8, 2019:

@FrayedBear I wasn't physically in WWII either, but I can read history books, that's what history publications are for, to read them and gather knowledge.

I've been anti-Valentine's day for about 10 years now.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

LDRs do not work.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 8, 2019:

@Sirena regardless of what you asked or not, I posted my experience and I can definitely say without a doubt that LTRs DO NOT WORK

One Scoop of DELICIOUS I Scream You Scream Cumming Up!!!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Is she Rihanna?

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 8, 2019:

@MoonTiger and you call yourself a deviant? LOL

Sudden thought on "the Wall": It has just dawned on me.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

A lot of good did that wall do to the Romans, they were thrown out of England by the Picts and the Saxons, another example of how walls to keep out people have never worked.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 8, 2019:

@FrayedBear sounds like the Vietnam "withdrawal" to me when in reality we were thrown out by the vietnamese.

"How on earth can religious people believe in so much arbitrary, clearly invented balderdash?

Matias comments on Jan 22, 2019:

So what is the fuss about? Given that loneliness is bad (even bad for your health, as many studies confirm), and given that being a respected member of a group, be it religious or not, what should be wrong in becoming a religious person in order to have some nice company, if this is the main ...

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 7, 2019:

@Geoffrey51 and who would these "people" be?

I have a bunch of memes saved to my phone, better trot them out. I hope none of them are repeats.

Redheadedgammy comments on Feb 6, 2019:

The Pat Robertson one makes me want to slap the hypocrisy out of that stupid fucker!

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 6, 2019:

Do it!

Who would like to help me to masturbate? please

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

A 21 year old asking for help in jacking off? Now I've seen everything

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 6, 2019:

@EdEarl seen his photos? Not likely!

Don't Blame Trump Voters

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

fucking morons!

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 5, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 3 million more people did not vote for the orange turd.

I'm thinking about making a pasta salad... Any ideas?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Yes, there's a spicy sauce made with crema and sriracha that tastes delicious...if you like spicy stuff.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 5, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty up to you, my pasta salads are very basic.

Trump Comes Out Strongly Against Intelligence [newyorker.com]

Freedompath comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Don’t give the GENIUS in the White House, advice! It will waste the use of his ‘dead ‘ brain!

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 5, 2019:

A very stable genius at that.

Inaugural committee subpoenaed. [nytimes.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Anywhere and anybody you touch in Trump's administration, pus erupts, even worse than a giant zit!

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 5, 2019:

@luvs2laugh intentional.

I'm thinking about making a pasta salad... Any ideas?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Yes, there's a spicy sauce made with crema and sriracha that tastes delicious...if you like spicy stuff.

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 5, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty just buy some crema in any market that sell hispanic foods and add some sriracha to taste, mix it up with any pasta you like, use chopped green onions for texture and contrast, easy peasy.

Who embraces being a slut?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Why not use polyamorous, which has no negative or derogatory connotations? Slut is a derogatory term, and in terms of communication, we must be concerned on how any word is received by the listener, even if one believes the term not to be offensive, if the listener is offended by a word perceived as...

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 4, 2019:

@Islandgurl if you want to call yourself using a derogatory term, who am I to question your motives? But since you asked in your original posting, there are many adjectives that you could use that don't have the pejorative connotation that slut has, like being promiscuous, licentious, sexually indiscriminate, debauched, libertine, wanton, being easy or being a swinger or being a nympho.

Trump appoints El Chapo as the head of the DEA [newyorker.com]

SaucyCheryl comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Satire alert. But how many of you really believed it for a second?

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 1, 2019:

Not even a planck second (look it up) because I read the first word in the first line that used red type instead of the black text that the piece is written in, and that says "satire."

Trump appoints El Chapo as the head of the DEA [newyorker.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Got to be fake, el trumpette would never appoint anyone that knew anything about the job they were going to be in charge of

Mofo1953 replies on Feb 1, 2019:

Too line in red: says satire.

Breaking News.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Makes bid? I think Putin will TELL them where to do it.

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 31, 2019:

@suswill send me a private message then.

Politics aside who is the hottest one. Which one you like the best.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I would fuck them both, if possible at the same time in a yummy threesome.

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 31, 2019:

@Skeezwazzle Exactly.

Guys if she swallows......isn't that one of the sexiest....exotic.....erotic bedroom acts.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I can think of a plethora of "bedroom acts" that are way more sexier and erotic.

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 31, 2019:

@CarolinaGirl60 I understand, but I ain't knocking swallowing either, for example, my wife loves to swallow my cum, or at least that's what she tells me, I have no reason to doubt her. But she does many many things that I consider much more sexier and erotic, thus my honest answer.

who says sex isn't everywhere? Show me the ladies.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

The clue was misleading, nudity was more precise, not sex.

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 31, 2019:

@glennlab no big whoop, great post though.

Although I'm no fan of Maduro, seems like the orange turd is about to start his own war in ...

PinkyandtheBrain comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Socialism has a 100% failure rate. They are starving to death.

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 31, 2019:

That is not socialism, it is dictatorial incompetence. The problem we have with the term socialism is totally unwarranted. All of the nordic countries are socialist and yet they exceed our best standards on health, education, services, all rich countries where polls show reside the happiest people on earth. We, in the US, use many socialist policies and systems which operate great and are very popular, from Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid. Democratic socialism has proven to work great, not to be confused with tyrants who name themselves "socialists" to plunder the countries they lead for personal enrichment.

Seems simple.

chocbroc comments on Jan 30, 2019:

*then :)

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 31, 2019:

@chocbroc ok, if you say so.

My new coffee mug, courtesy of @Pralina1, I'm not sure. but I think there may be a message there.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I prefer my mug!

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 30, 2019:

@Bobby9 a man with great taste, no doubt.

Do you like strip clubs?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Who doesn't?

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 30, 2019:

@AlexRam I was referring to the members of this group. Of course the world is full of people of all tastes and shades, religions, hang ups, everybody knows that, so do I.

This may explain where Trump gets some of his ideas. [msnbc.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 29, 2019:

He gets his info from childrens books. Ya know like Little Black Sambo...

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 30, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow again, I haven't seen your father's copy, but had you cared to read the link I sent, you would have seen that it's the same book only in a different version, there were even animated versions, pop up versions, cartoon versions, but it is the same book. Can't name it the same and be different because that would be an infringement on author's rights.

This may explain where Trump gets some of his ideas. [msnbc.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 29, 2019:

He gets his info from childrens books. Ya know like Little Black Sambo...

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 30, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow haven't seen your dad's book, but I'm pretty sure the books are the same. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_Little_Black_Sambo

Although I'm no fan of Maduro, seems like the orange turd is about to start his own war in ...

FrayedBear comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Very confident that the Colombian army will support them. Russia is reported to have mobilised two brigades (8000 men minimum) plus several bombers and a giant transport. China is unlikely to stand down their army as they have made massive investment and signed agreements with Maduro's government.

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 30, 2019:

@FrayedBear the country's name is Colombia, not Columbia, which is a District where our capital is located. Their army, supported by US troops and the CIA got rid of all cartels and most terrorists, coca plantations are now being run by remnants of the FARC, the cartels are now in Mexico, they get the coca paste from different south american countries and process the paste or leaves into cocaine in Mexico to export to the user countries like the US and others.

'Empire' Actor Jussie Smollett Hospitalized After Apparent Hate Crime Attack [huffingtonpost.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Trump is to blame for the escalation of hatred and violence, I hope karma gets to these magafuckers!

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 30, 2019:

@MikeInBatonRouge don't have to believe in it, I use it as a simpler way of saying in one word that I hope the same or worse fate happens to these monsters as a result of their heinous act.

Seems simple.

chocbroc comments on Jan 30, 2019:

*then :)

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 30, 2019:

@Science-guy actually the sign is properly written.

Although I'm no fan of Maduro, seems like the orange turd is about to start his own war in ...

FrayedBear comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Very confident that the Colombian army will support them. Russia is reported to have mobilised two brigades (8000 men minimum) plus several bombers and a giant transport. China is unlikely to stand down their army as they have made massive investment and signed agreements with Maduro's government.

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 29, 2019:

@FrayedBear no more cartels in Colombia.

This may explain where Trump gets some of his ideas. [msnbc.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 29, 2019:

He gets his info from childrens books. Ya know like Little Black Sambo...

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 29, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow you mean Scottish writer Helen Bannermann's book? Once again, he can't read even that.

This may explain where Trump gets some of his ideas. [msnbc.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 29, 2019:

He gets his info from childrens books. Ya know like Little Black Sambo...

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 29, 2019:

He can't read even that.

This is scary!

ATDayHiker comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Many people in this group may want to believe that statement, but did it come from any verifiable source, or did the creator just make up that meme?

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 29, 2019:

I, for one, didn't doubt any part of it for two reasons, I keep myself well informed and Hippie Chick is very reliable.

Although I'm no fan of Maduro, seems like the orange turd is about to start his own war in ...

FrayedBear comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Very confident that the Colombian army will support them. Russia is reported to have mobilised two brigades (8000 men minimum) plus several bombers and a giant transport. China is unlikely to stand down their army as they have made massive investment and signed agreements with Maduro's government.

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 29, 2019:

Of course Colombia's military will work with the US military, they have been doing so since the 80s

Although I'm no fan of Maduro, seems like the orange turd is about to start his own war in ...

Maiasaura comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Interesting, thanks for sharing. FWIW, I work with an anti-Maduro Venezuelan-American who adores "The Greatest President Ever!" Donald Trump.

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 29, 2019:

I guess because the enemy of your enemy is a friend, yet the danger is to have mini Trumps like Bolsonaro in Brasil, who go to extremes, that's tge big problem of Latin America, no democratic tradition makes them go from extreme left like Maduro to extreme right like Pinochet or Bolsonaro. A curse!

Confession time

LeighShelton comments on Jan 28, 2019:

no its neal down little girl pastor wants to help you with your parting

Mofo1953 replies on Jan 29, 2019:

@LeighShelton not in the image you posted, but hey...