Be cautious connecting your dildo to the Internet. ? [wired.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Buzz buzz!

I have a theory about why this group is the largest group on Agnostic- I'm betting they have 3 ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Maybe because more members decided to join this group rather than joining other groups? Not a theory, just a fact from Captain Obvious, courtesy from "No Shit, Sherlock."

I was liberated from my fiberglass prison today and graduated to a tydex splint.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

OUCH!

so that's how it works!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I'm sold, NOT

Ann Coulter actually got it right when she said that the national emergency is that Trump is an ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

She missed the traitor part.

The last message from Mars Rover....

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Sounds familiar.

It's weird....

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Hmmm, so rimming is out of the question?

Happy VD! This is gonorrhea in a Petri dish.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Very petceptive, VD = Venereal Disease or Valentine's Day.

Sure would have!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

She's a despicable human being.

I'll be darned...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Hope he is sent to prison to enjoy the company of those who won't even wait til he drops the soap.

Mitch McConnell just set a hugely dangerous precedent on national emergencies - [go.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

GOPers are all a bunch of spineless eunuchs.

Unsee this! Lol

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Excuse me while I vomit!

Donut Earth! Wonder who these Einstein​s voted for.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Don't have time to read idiocy and lunacy from conspiracy theorists and other assholes like them.

Republicans pay the price for Trump's wall crusade Analysis by Stephen Collinson, CNN Updated ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Fuck them all!

While talking to my therapist, I accidentally (for just a minute) confused Dunning-Kruger and ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

He knows exactly what he is, a fucking traitor!

More hypocrisy. [washingtonpost.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Impeach the hypocritical traitor!

I wonder if you want to go back to traditional it is very nice for all of us.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Backward thinking that belongs in the past not now.

Our system of checks and balances is in shambles.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

As long as the Senate is in hands of the Republican't party, spineless maggots!

A 37 year old - very successful Mayor of a mid-US South Bend Indiana, wants to be POTUS.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Still ways to go, Trump's a traitor and he must be defeated by a motherfucking landslide to send a clear message to all the wannabe fascists like the orange turd. I reserve my opinion until next November at least.

Virgin forest are real hahhahaha😛😛

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Excuse me while I vomit.

What dogs think of Trump [youtube.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

This one seems to "love him" https://youtu.be/36_3MKM5g08

Exclusive: WH press secretary Sarah Sanders interviewed by special counsel's office By Pamela ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

She's a lying bitch.

What is the matter with this site? I keep on hitting submit but I'm still not getting any.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

You ain't getting any and you call yourself a sexual deviant???

Whisper a sexy confession to me ....

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

https://youtu.be/1g2vBfJqk64

Valentine's Day Trump Style

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucking traitor!

Happy VD to me; 30 minutes before I have to leave for work and I managed to wrap the laptop cord ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Venereal Disease or Valentine's Day?

BRIGADEIRO I woke up craving for this desert (and after work will probably prepare some).

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Obrigado!

Surely, there are others besides me, right?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

My dick wants to become an icicle!

what will Trump mean in a generation?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Impeach the traitor!

It’s Something.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

The danger of eating bacon cheeseburgers at Mickey D: https://youtu.be/36_3MKM5g08

Selection of Valentine's day cards, if anyone still needs one...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Fuck Valentine! No really, fuck Valentine, here she is:

Welcome to Day 756.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Impeach the cry wolf motherfucker!

I’m not really into shots but....

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I wish I had a 5" dick, but I'm not chopping off 5 inches for anyone, not even a babe like you! Sorry Marcie, but one has to draw the line somewhere!

Good girls are fireballs behind closed doors!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Nothing wrong with that!

keep making precedents 45.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Fucking assholes!!!

Welcome to Day 756.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

He's the national emergency, a russian puppet in office.

You know we need to pick one goddamn state and all move to it.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Hey, go to one of those states that have no people and become the majority!!!

GREAT line I heard today.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Prefer pussy.

Current mood

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Great, and you can fuck the delivery dude too!!

Trump declaring national emergency... [youtu.be]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

Don't hear a lot that being said lately.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Thoughts and prayers are bullshit and so is the fucking wall.

simple touch

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Fingering?

SnowDarleks!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

What? No snow viagra?

What a pig! ? [boingboing.net]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Pigs are men!

For those without a partner, today is spelled differently (I'm sorry)

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Love the one you are with.

I'm watching "The View " and Doctor Ruth, an expert in sex and sexuality for decades, is a guest ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

I ain't no doctor, but for me the fun is in looking for it.

Fuck it. Why not? [thehill.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Is this such a surprise? The GOPers are historically the ones who ruin the economy running up huge deficits but being such hypocrites when the Dems come to fix what they broke.

My girlfriend is REALLY into roleplaying and the imagination she has is a little intimidating by ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Fit the role playing to your skills, suggestion, the dumb blonde and the college professor. Guess who you can be? And btw, not saying you are dumb, just trying to help.

Some questioned why I posted in this group when I was not a member.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Ah, the proverbial posting police.

Ok...Maryann or Ginger...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Why choose? A threesome sounds much better.

"Z-z-z-z-z"

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

I follow John Lennon's words every day, not imagining, but absolutely certain, that "there's no hell below us, above us only sky."

Sarah Sanders' Reaction To Every News Story [youtube.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Fuck her, not literally, mind you, I wouldn't wish that to my worst enemies, except our orange traitor in chief, they deserve each other.

This is absolutely maddening - and very revealing of the abundant bullies with their "holier than ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

GOPers only care about the second amendment, fucking hypocrites!

Photographer Shows Trump Without Fake Tan And Fake Hair And Its Hilarious [youtube.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

IMPEACH THE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER!

Gotta love the Aussie sense of humour in this movie review title.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

I was edging my lawn but wasn't excited at all! LOL

Why does this group have the most members? Is sexual deviancy the thing most people have in common?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Wanna fuck with us?

Walmart verses Whole Foods

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

What? Walmart wrote a poem to Whole Foods?

Hahaha! Looks like his head gonna pop. [reddit.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Once an asshole, always an asshole!

What did ancient Babylonians eat? A Yale-Harvard team tested their recipes [news.yale.edu]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Yum!

[mail.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Nothing shows up

Good for him!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Impeach rhe delusional motherfucker!

Yep, I'm one too....

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

The bible is chock full of stupid shit, anyone with half a brain can see all the BS like if adam and eve were the only ones mentioned in Genesis, and they bore first Cain and Abel, then Cain killed Abel, so where the fuck did Cain's wife come from???? The only possibility is that Cain was fucking a never mentioned sister, so the Bible condones incest???? Or was it an ape? Thus condoning bestiality???? Me thinks the brilliant minds of the bronze age, when science and knowledge were so well developed and advanced, wrote this crap adapted for their audience, other fucking brilliant minds and scholars of the late bronze age who were just so intellectually sharp and intuitive.

Sit on his

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Funny, I have seen a Trump version full of skid marks.

Too funny! Bank lobbyists are scared to meet with AOC because she might humiliate them on ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

You go, girl!

Actually I did mean to turn you on,....but.... [youtube.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Sorry, did you mean but or butt?

Eyes.... What is it about a person's eyes that you like / dislike?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Oh yeah!!!

DonaldJTrumpJrs message to young conservatives: "Keep up that fight.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

The sooner he's indicted and goes to prison for treason, the better.

All in All..hand in hand

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

And they should stay there the whole 2 remaimimg years.

Trump Voters Turn On Him: We Trusted You! [youtube.com] Tiny violins

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

You fuckers made your bed, now fucking sleep on it!!!

(Warning - satire ahead!) American fundamentalist Christianity is a terrorist organization! ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Who sez it's a satirical piece? These hypocrites scare the shit out of me with their fundamentalist fanatical beliefs!

Appropriate phone booth use.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Do they still have these booths? Where?

It's amazing..

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

https://youtu.be/sfCLt0kTd5E

Huh? What wall? I didn't see no wall... Wasn't me...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

https://youtu.be/2g5Hz17C4is

I guess he told him. ?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Who was the 15th and the 5th? Did hey get assassinated too? If not, the curse is baseless. And the moron who has the losing confederate flag as photo, seems to be even more of an idiot, especially when there are still 2 years left for our orange turd traitor in power.

Television commercial music.... How much do you like it?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Does the caveman commercial have music???

Double trouble I was reading that Mitch McTurtle spent 12 million to get elected to a $175,000 ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

True that!

Only friends..

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Kid ain't lying!

Faux News' Chris Wallace slams Republicans' objections to House investigations: HuffPost: Fox ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

When the shoe was in the other foot, they didn't bat an eye to spend more years and more money in investigations of the Clintons, with Ken Starr looking first at Whitewater and many other crimes and Hillary with futile investigations on Benghazi where they spent millions for no indictments of any kind, and how did they get Clinton to be impeached, for getting a BJ from an intern and lying. Trump is a fucking traitor, people around him have pleaded guilty and many more criminal indictments are there waiting for trial ad sentences, yet these are the same assholes complaining? Give me a fucking break!

Happy birthday to Sarah Palin! Would a President Palin be better or worse than our President ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

ONE IS A RUSSIAN PUPPET MORON, THE OTHER IS A MORON WHO "SEES RUSSIA FROM HER HOME."

Why are people so hostile towards President Donald Trump?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Because he's a fucking traitor?

Very cathartic video... [youtube.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Blabbermouth, definitely. But let's not forget that even worse, he's a fucking traitor!

Sing it!!!!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Gosh darn it, now you ruined Sublime's song for me!

I got my eye on you ?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Stink Eye?

We Hates them..

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Starring Mitch the Bitch as Gollum!

Ho Li FOOK.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucking traitor!

[deadspin.com] Great ad campaign! “Sit on my face”

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

A Russian ad campaign based on Reebok's Gal Gadot western campaign? Only if it's Wonder Woman doing the face sitting!

Why all this hate?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Impeach the treasonous motherfucker!

Very doubtful he can tie his own shoes. [twitter.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Impeach the climate change denier motherfucker!

Life is unfair.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Impeach the treasonous loser!

The State of the Union, our perpetual state of unintended intoxication!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I didn't see it because the media and all of us know already that this traitor is also a fucking liar any time he opens his mouth, so why waste our valuable time?

Another time he goes low. [theunitedstatesblues.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

Good morning you sexy beast!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Again with the starbucks cup?

Are you into pegging?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I thought Pegging meant gang banging Peg.

Hope the link works.... [facebook.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

It works and it's true although nauseating at the same time.

Seems like Archaeologists would know to look for the hole.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Talk about the Annals of history!

Wow.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

That is a sneaky way of apologizing but not really.

DONALD TRUMP JR.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Let's hope so.

Congratulations to @marionville for achieving Level 9! Woohoo! Girl power! ?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Wow, congrats!

?I've been very naughty! What are you gonna do about it!!! Provide details... Or else!!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Or else what?

Good morning, deviants. (image from ATouchOfFlavor )

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

No shit Sherlock?