Hello everyone!!!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Yo!

Gotta let a ho be a ho!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Correction, replace the words "married to" with "being ass fucked by."

He's intellectually bankrupt and..

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 1, 2019:

You left out the most important fact: HE'S A FUCKING TRAITOR!

If ya know what I mean... ???

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I don't get it, are you Michael Keaton or Beetlejuice? Are you feeling like Beetlejuice? Can you ellaborate? My brain doesn't work until I get some espresso!

trump's Insanity and overt complete lack of any intelligence is more apparent than ever! ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

He has the best people. America is, thanks to the orange bozo, the butt of jokes and scorn in the international community.

Why does he get such a pass by the Christians on his religion since it's pretty well known he didn't...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Because they're fucking hypocrites. All they care about is their own agenda, fuck the rest of America.

I love the dark of early morning.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

So cute.

Just curious about what celebs get you going.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Scarlett Johansson does it for me.

We make fun of him but he is just an extremely dangerous bastard.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Of course, he's a fucking traitor who happens to lead this country, can't get more dangerous than that!

Guys if she swallows......isn't that one of the sexiest....exotic.....erotic bedroom acts.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I can think of a plethora of "bedroom acts" that are way more sexier and erotic.

Politics aside who is the hottest one. Which one you like the best.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I would fuck them both, if possible at the same time in a yummy threesome.

Ok, so I met this amazing girl and we had a brief but memorable first date, she rode her scooter to ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I saw your same post somewhere else so look for my reply there.

Hey fellow humans ....???

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Hey!

Yes siree!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I'll take two!

Ok, so I met this amazing girl and we had a brief but memorable first date, she rode her scooter to ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Relax, breathe, let nature take its course.

They've aways to go..

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Dumb sperm, very funny!

Breaking News.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Makes bid? I think Putin will TELL them where to do it.

who says sex isn't everywhere? Show me the ladies.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

The clue was misleading, nudity was more precise, not sex.

She got exactly what she deserves KENTUCKY: Governor’s Office Says Kim Davis Must Pay $225,000...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 30, 2019:

That beeyotch seems to be having an orgasm in the photo, maybe that's why she's a religious nut, she wants it badly and only Geezus can give it to her.

Check'em out..

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Are those Lipples?

Idiot!........

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Waming??? Can't even spell.

Please define porn? To me porn is in the eyes of the beholder.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Is there a reason why behind this question? Not even brighter minds, governments, politicians, scientists, etc. have been able to define it, just enjoy it if you wish and if you don't, don't.

I need more color in my life.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 30, 2019:

True that!!!

Do you like strip clubs?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Who doesn't?

Do any of you even bother to talk to a trump supporter, and tell them why they are wrong?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 30, 2019:

It's the same as trying to convince a religious nut that all religions were created by men and are, thus, false. They just won't listen to facts or reason.

We should name Trumps wall the "statue of bigotry" no more calling it "Trumps wall" only refer to it...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Can't name something that doesn't and that will never exist.

Govt Shutroom Costs Scary!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

Oh noz! Romeo!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Not even a little bit of lube, Romeo?

Intelligence chiefs counter Trump claims. [nytimes.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

He doesn't care about the intelligence community, didn't when they all said Putin intervened in the elections, but he believed Putin. He didn't care about the Saudi Prince CIA report either, but he believed the Prince. So why should NK be different? Once a traitor, always a traitor.

This was written before the government shutdown ended, but it’s still true - will crime fall if we...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Do you even have to ask?

This is what happens when propaganda is used as fact, Fascists playbook! These are the ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Impeach the treasonous motherfucker!

I was chatting with a buddy of mine in Florida and he felt that Fundies weren't concerned about ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Thats the danger with religious nuts, with their moronic beliefs, anything can be justified because they think the rapture is coming soon. Fucking hypocrites.

'Empire' Actor Jussie Smollett Hospitalized After Apparent Hate Crime Attack [huffingtonpost.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Trump is to blame for the escalation of hatred and violence, I hope karma gets to these magafuckers!

‘Sloppy Lawyering’: Attorneys Already Call Out Roger Stone’s Defense Team for Being Unprepared...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

This traitor is a fucking joke, he will be singing soon.

RanDumb thought: 'Kumquat' is, by far, the dirtiest sounding fruit.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Musings like this make our membership in this group worthwhile.

... But you did remember your camera!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Thanks for ruining my Caprese Salad, LOL!

For your listening pleasure: [geomccalip.bandcamp.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Original recording, thanks for posting.

I have just left a 28 year marriage and trying to find a dating scene. Is romance dead?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Keep on looking, it's not the destination, it's the journey.

Are we as Atheists ,in general, more inclined to be sexual animals?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

No, I wouldn't say "animals" but much better lovers, definitely, because we have no inhibitions, no religious guilt, usually more informed and well read, women love all of the above.

Just because...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Pussy grabber?

One of my very un-favorite couples ... with their monstrously over- sized home, and stadium !

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Proving once again that religious fanatics are either stupid or idiots.

I wonder if it's open for lunch and dinner.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 28, 2019:

She's gonna get such a tongue lashing!

Watch the way Pence looks at Trump. Wow! [facebook.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Disgustingly creepy!

I've noticed that the majority of you that are against the wall don't live anywhere near the border.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Easy, with facts: there is no crisis, the wall would be a tremendous waste of money because it won't stop anything, won't stop drugs that enter through normal border crossings, won't stop illegal immigration because the majority come in legally by plane and then overstay, so building a wall is only for the benefit of Trump's gigantic narcissistic ego.

never ending ill logic

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

"Jesus said to ..."

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Who the fuck cares what a fictional character says?

Well it looks like Trump is ready to shut down the governmet again on Feb.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Pelosi will wipe the floor with his treasonous narcissistic racist ass again.

Is morality "subjective"?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 28, 2019:

No it isn't.

Why is it that no matter which emoji I click on when I am looking at member photos only the like ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Work fine for me.

In a discussion, I overheard the difference between Republicans and Democrats. What do you think?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Your description of the choices are not complete and nuanced enough so to agree or disagree with them is futile.

They say when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 28, 2019:

There should be a group for early morning ramblers, may be you start gaining points by creating it.

My wife has decided to move out.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Do things you couldn't do when your wife was around, like I would get a gorgeous escort and go wild for a day, money well spent.

Why do people post short, retorical statements like.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Perhaps the answer to your question is: the same reason you posted your comment describing your intention to do something you apparently didn't?

From Christain Men Against Liberals: THE LIBTARDS ARE VARY MEEN AND BULY ARE FISRT LADIE BECUASE ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Written like a true MAGA, just don't look under that "fisrt ladie" skurt!

Government shutdown cost U.S. more than Trump's wall demand YA FUCKING THINK?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

What do you put on homemade pizza besides pepperoni?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Anything you want.

Where does the most expensive coffee in the world come from?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I'm a coffee fan, not a coffee moron!

This might have been asked before, but I can't seem to find it.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Maybe that is why you have had no relationships as your profile says, have you ever thought of that?

Since I stopped kneeling in front of a cross.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Sex is sex.

hold please....

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Where's McConnel?

How much should I throw?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Duh, planes don't have windows that open.

Here is a thought.......where do we learn about oral sex.......and develop a "taste" for it?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Easy, I see pussy, I want to eat it, kiss it, taste it.

How many times have I thought, this is as bad as it gets only to be proven wrong...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

And all of America has descended to it because of this asshole.

Anybody think he leaves Junior floating upriver?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

WHO CARES, IMPEACH THE MOTHERFUCKER!

Ok...lets see if we have coverage in all 50 states...where are you and what's the temperature?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

West Palm Beach, Florida; 62 degrees or, for Florida, freezing, brrrrr! LOL

Are Republicans keeping House Intelligence Committee unstaffed to slow Mueller investigation?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Sounds like treason to me.

Shooting someone on 5th Avenue

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Where's a mirror when you need one?

Anyone a pro at air fryers?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I have one that's great, take some kind of available transportation, head to the nearest Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donuts, enter the premises and order as many as you want from their wide array of flavors, don't forget to fork out some cash, and voila! Just about 85 cents per serving.

[nytimes.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Anywhere you poke in this administration, Russian pus squirts out!

For those of you with extensive knowledge of U.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

History works with normal people, where you can more or less make data based predictions. Orange turd is an unpredictable cretin, the only thing that is certain with this asshole is that he will screw things up again and again ad infinitum until we impeach the motherfucker or at least vote him out of office!

Healthy mind, healthy body

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

ZERO, if you fuck someone who has an STD without a condom.

Anyone wanna go swinging?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

No way, I hate tatoos! LOL

Really? No! Seriously?? WTF! [nytimes.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Excuse me while I vomit!

Thinking about re-gifting...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Just thinking?

I don’t know if you can get into Quora without signing up for it, but these people met Trump ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

His life was well documented by the media, unfortunately the media still hasn't learned its lesson, so anyone with half a brain could see what a dick this narcissistic and racist asshole was and is.

So this happened...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

What a dick!

Breaking News people..this is Awesome!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Now, if it only were true.

[m.facebook.com] Love the follow through on this one!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Smug motherfucker

So, I’m having a surprisingly good chat with a way out of my league handsome man on OKC this ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Too bad, oh well.

What is it about your partner/spouse that you wish you knew about before getting married/committed ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Nothing really, we both knew everything about each other (good, bad and ugly), and then, only then we decided to take the next step.

Motherfucker...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Yep, impeach the motherfucker!

Women are too emotional

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Trump just got owned by Nancy Pelosi, I love it!

Geologists have discovered a previously unknown cave in the Washington DC area.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Has to be Trump's ass, with so many Repussyblicans crawling up in it.

Homo of the Whopper

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I've heard she prefers a big sausage, as thick as a kielbasa, rather than hamberders.

Oh Mikey,Mikey, Mikey..

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Fuck him and his traitor boss.

We shall have to invent a new class of mental illness for drumf.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Why bother or worry about his mental health, he's a fucking traitor, impeach the motherfucker!

Ok..it's our bill..

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

LIAR - World Class Liar

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

Hey guys.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

The kielbasa is 1 or 3 lbs?

Who's your ?? [patheos.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

What about my mommy?

"This year, Bible literacy bills have been introduced in Florida, Indiana, Missouri, North Dakota, ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I became an atheist after reading the bible, so this might bite them in the ass, the bible is chock full of ridiculous and illogical bullshit that anyone with half a brain will have to question the crap that starts early on in Genesis or the first book of tbe old testament for those who haven't read it.

It's time to redefine some things.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

A little sexist don't you think? Unless you included women doung the calling also.

Who gave Kushner clearance after he failed two background checks! And he's not the only one working ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

So what else is new?

We can only hope!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Said the worst Repussyblican eunuch in the Senate besides McConnel.

These trump republican Fascists judicial appointees Are 20 percent more conservative than those ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

Mueller's Autobiography

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Let's hope so.

I've had a life so far, that has exposed me to all sorts of really gross stuff - partially because ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Inane questions.

so question - does a deviant person have sex more often than a non-deviant person?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Don't really care.

Just sayin’

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Sorry but I disagree, don't see much difference in the teachings.

Tweet: "Because of the President's actions .

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!