Pretty much how I always pictured Kermit and Ms Piggy.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I don't understand the new bad grammar.

Pretty in pink?...Or laundry day?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I love pink.

The Trump Tax Cut: Your Personal Guide to the New Tax Law Anyone heard of this shit?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Or just use Turbo Tax.

... what's for dinner?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

100% agree.

They have lost their minds in the WH.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

This Conway beeyotch is despicable.

@HippieChick58 Let me know if this is any good. [newschannelnebraska.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Stormy Daniels is all good.

I have to remember, get dressed first, then get coffee! ....... ??????

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Sorry, I don't like Starbucks coffee. LOL

[bizstandardnews.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Yep, also, the Breakfast Club was directed by beelzebub!

&sexypics is now one member shy of a total of four hundred total members! And ranked 18th as most ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

That's Cutiebeauty

FBI arrests the Penguin, I mean Roger Stone.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Another indictment, several guilty pleas, yet the orange menace keeps saying witch hunt.

[facebook.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Doesn't open.

7 Takeaways From The Longest Shutdown In U.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

[askmen.com] These all sound great and like a lot of fun. Ladies, does this list sound accurate?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I've done all except 1, 2 and 5 plus many others not in list.

Roger Stone Arrested in Florida [cnn.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Another one bites the dust!

Baby, it's cold outside.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I live in Florida.

Having rowed in the past and having seen how athletic many of the women were (breasts were not as ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I guess your comment clearly reveals why you're still single and had no relationships.

Wilbur Ross, Trump's millionaire Commerce Secretary, says he doesn't understand why federal workers ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 25, 2019:

No empathy from this rich bastard. But then again, how could he? These fuckers only experienced suffering and hardship when daddy took away his Ferrari for a week when he misbehaved at school.

Does the end justify the means?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 25, 2019:

It depends on the end and the means.

Who can name this gal?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 25, 2019:

A young Diana Rigg.

Those people are the ones that Trump likes to refer to as his base.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Love the sarcasm!

I'd love to be that bike seat...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I'd prefer being that top tube!

Anyone care to admit that they cant get enough sex.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 25, 2019:

I don't care to admit it.

Pretty sound advice...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Words of wisdom.

Not really deviant but funny

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Typical dog!

When raising children, is it OK to use corporal punishment (spankings)?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I'm 65, my dad never laid a hand on me, neither did mom, but I wish they had spanked my butt rather than feel the remorse and guilt of seeing both of them how hurt and disappointed I made them feel when I didn't raise to my potential.

Cat lovers will especially get this !

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I hate cats but love pussies.

Now we know the secret of Kellyanne Conway's success in the Trump White House Analysis by Chris ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Now you know? I knew the first time I saw this kiss ass beyotch crawl up so far up Trump's anus that she exited smothered in a concoction of borscht and Putin's cum.

I was feeling patriotic...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

It's easy to be patriotic in this group!

That's right, take it Little Debbie

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Little Debbie is actually older than the Pillsbury Doughboy, she was "born" in an ad agency in 1960 and the Doughboy in 1965.

In 25 words .....or less WHY ARE ATHEISTS BETTER LOVERS? . .. .

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

We use and excersize our brains more, our intelligence reaches levels that cannot be matched by those who don't, ergo your answer.

Good morning all! I'm having some coffee... Are you?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Depends, what brand do you use? LOL

Pay attention to the segment where they discuss the air traffic controllers in New York City.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucking traitor!

As someone who suffers from depression, I'd like to test the theory... [educateinspirechange.org]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Obviously the test doesn't include swallowing, so why hasn't anyone included this variable? How about anal? Anybody volunteers to make this incomplete test more accurate, all for the benefit of science of course.

Got to hand it to the meme creator on this one. (took me a second)

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Easy, Putin ordered him to do it and the orange bitch is doing his bidding.

Because he's a dickhead. [tenor.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

What a dick!

"Chastity is the most extreme of sexual perversions" Hah, that's my quote of the day for today's ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

So you're saying that to fuck your dog or a donkey is less perverted than abstinence from sex???? I totally disagree.

Most of the GOP and all MAGA supporters

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Boo hoo, waaaaaah!

Make America Great Again

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Let's go back to the colonial era so that Benedict Arnold can be hung.

Poll: Which psych definition fits our Predator-in-Chief the best?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Who gives a fuck, he's a traitor and no mental health issue has relevance at all.

MSNBC : have they become the Democrat's Faux News ???

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Let's be fair, nothing and nobody can stoop at the level of Faux News. This said, this crap about listening to all sides is getting out of hand.

[businessinsider.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

7 year old article and even truer than before!

?. Does Jesus know about this?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Jesus must be fucking desperate to be tea bagged by this gorgeous granny.

Yet another evangelist hypocrite.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Typical.

Wanted...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Not romantic at all but this would be my sign: Wanted, people who use reason, logic, science and evidence to make any important decision in life. Reward: better quality of life for all humanity.

Your genitals are now named for the last TV show you watched. I’ll go first. The Good Place ?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

The Punisher, really

One of the things that bothers me most .

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Exactly, but to what group of people are you referring to? The veterans who still support Trump and continuously show up with him for photo ops? The deplorable MAGAS? The spineless republicans starting with Mitch the Bitch?

This may fall under voyeurism, but...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

And almost missed it.

So I was on this single's site the other night, and saw an ad from a decent looking guy, saying he...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

That's not even a Fuck Buddy!

Such a gentleman

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Obviously!

Any BBQ'ers out there? Love smoking meat and makin' bacon...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I love eating bacon

Does unhealthy food make you happy sometimes?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Nothing is unhealthy in moderation.

Hairy yeah or nah how do you like your partner to be (body, face, intimate parts, armpits, legs, ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Once again, to each his own.

This is why we have an overpopulation problem.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I don't get it? Are you talking about effectiveness?

SENATOR SAYS 'ONE BAD EMAIL' COULD SHOW HOUSE GOP ALLEGEDLY WORKED TO OBSTRUCT JUSTICE By Jason ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

one more charge to wait for dammit!

I've finally reach 8.1... and I've only been on Agnostic.com since the early eighties.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Hmmm, I'm 7.1 and started just 4 months ago.

Here's a question.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

they definitely should.

Louis Armstrong - What a wonderful world ( 1967 ) - YouTube

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I wish I could, I used to, until Trump became POTUS, now I just can't.

Why can't I get over my first true love?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

It's not healthy for you to ruminate on this, do as the girl from Frozen says and use this song as your new motivator "Let it go"

True Love Is Worth The Wait...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Not to be a killjoy, but if you "wait" for true love it may not happen ever, as anything that is worthwhile in this world, finding true love requires searching for it!

White House 10 Year Challenge!!!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Then this is the main clown, Trump

Regarding Religion: Still More and More Thoughts.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

What's your point?

Some reloading required lol

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Bright gal.

::Eyeroll:: [relevantmagazine.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

goes to show how religions are a joke

Why do you think p45 lies is so much?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Why ask why? The dude is a traitor, let's deal with that first.

Sarah is just another idiot with connections, “He didn’t give his life.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

This is what happens when you give jobs that require a modicum of gray matter to religious imbeciles.

Trump uses Winter Storm Harper as an opportunity to mock global warming! By Marissa Higgins ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

what a cretin, somebody make him see "the day after tomorrow" or "2012" movies, luring him with a hamberder, his imbecilic mind only gets TV or movies, perhaps then he will start to understand.

This Jesus johnson slobbering fool is just as pathetic and another pathological liar too! What a ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

He's so far up Trump's ass that his evangelical asshole is also being penetrated by Putin!

No respect from collegiate Trump supporters for Native American war vet: HuffPost: Native ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

seems like the original video did not show the complete picture: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/nathan-phillips-nick-sandmann-encounter-a-viral-video-shows-a-different-side/ar-BBSwz7n?li=BBnb7Kz and the kid defends himself: mhttps://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/youth-in-dc-march-video-denounces-outright-lies-about-him/ar-BBSw0lz?li=BBnb7Kz

I have a very simple solution to end the government shutdown! It will be very cheap too! Get a ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Actually, it's a HAMBERDER not a HAMBURDER.

The blood moon is making me howl.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Here's hoping something or somebody else makes you howl.

Pence's shocking use of Martin Luther King's words By Julian Zelizer, CNN Political Analyst ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I have a dream, like most religious fanatics, he goes wacko for some shit, shoots Cheeto, and then kills himself. Hey, one can dream, right?

Change it up!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Don't get it?

Being atheist, I do not believe in "heaven" or "hell" .

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Fuck them all, including their moronic blind brainwashed followers!

Some funny ones

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

It would be risible if it didn't cause me to puke.

So, if Trump is ever sent to prison for presidential wrong doings, will he have a secret service ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Clearly, if he's in jail he would have vacated the presidency, thus no SS.

We are all different and have varying preferences of body types.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

To each his own, that's my take.

That is how I like it

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Don't we all?

Is it Kinky when it involves the Supernatural?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

There's nothing here except a couple of fucking hypocrites who can't take responsibility for anything.

EDIT; There. That’s better! ?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Lickety split!

How I gauge how thoroughly attracted to a woman I am.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Wow, a dude who loves pussy, and in a group called sexual deviants? Gasp, what are the odds? LOL

One thing on the news is encouraging coastal towns(I live in one)have been giving food and support ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I received an email from paypal saying loans of 1000 zero interest payable in 12 months after gov reopens for all fed employees affected.

Okay... who's first?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

And give the fucking evangelicals a new martyr? No thank you. Just put him in prison for treason and his cell mate Bubba will make him his bitch, I would pay to see that gay porn!

Good morning, have a wonderful Sunday?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Greatest poetic haiku ever!!!

My new coffee mug, courtesy of @Pralina1, I'm not sure. but I think there may be a message there.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I prefer my mug!

So much winning! A Small Alaska Town Reels As The Coast Guard Weathers on Without .

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Sorry, link asks for subscription.

Time marches on ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I guess for me the saying 60s is the new 30s is truer than ever.

Let's all have a good chuckle.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Upchuck anyone?

One more example of trumps bigotry he has withheld funds to help Puerto Rico recover from hurricane ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

So what else is new? Trump a racist? Gasp, oh no.

I would love find someone with.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Are u sure u wanna ask this question in a group like this? Cuz the answer will most likely be DUH?

I attend a life drawing group most Saturday mornings .

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Sometimes.

Seriously WTF Mr. Pence...[nytimes.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Pence, like all religious fanatics, is a wacko just ready to go bonkers if they think or believe jesus told him something

[huffingtonpost.ca] More of a male or female activity? Would be an interesting study. ?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I can't get a hand on those studies.

Why doesn't 45's Relationship with Putin worry his supporters [theintercept.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Including the spineless republican Senate, starting with the eunuch McConnel.

.............

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

What is sexual or deviant about this meme?

Can't report a potentially malicious call.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

What was the call about?

How much is masturbation worth to you?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

She is free to sue, that doesn't mean she's going to win.

Not elected legally

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

It's time to abolish the ridiculous electoral college.

No respect from collegiate Trump supporters for Native American war vet: HuffPost: Native ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I hope they are expelled.

According to buzzfeed there may be proof of collusion with Putin. Treason

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

And Buzzfeed stands by their article, so let's see the proof.

They're our cousins..

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

What has a poor chimp ever done to you to vilify them in such manner???