Hoping to have mine taken tomorrow

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I would prefer it if she just sucks my dick.

This just proves you don’t need talent as long as you got that shock factor [youtu.be]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Hmm, I wouldn't say shock value inasmuch as having slutty nice looks.

Ovary Nazis This is precisely why Pence is much more dangerous than Trump and precisely why Trump...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

These fucking "pro-life" hypocrites only worry about unborn fetuses. Of course, once the fetus is born, it's all about who the fuck cares if you die separated from your parents in the Mexican border or if you're shot by the cops for driving while black or if victim of a hate crime if you happen to be an "abhorrent" homo. Make me sick to my stomach!!

Sometimes, just out of the blue it seems, I am intensely attracted to a woman

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

.....and?

Pence says he is offended by the outrage of his wife's profession?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Is this guy an asshole? Of course the criticism should be offensive to you, it's meant to be offensive so you do something to change both your behaviors, you asswipe!

Okay this is long and I am sorry but there is no short way to tell it.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

And you're depressed because of this? Hmmm, listen to your head, dammit! This site is for people who believe in REASON.

Has anyone tried these? Are they better or worse than tampons or pads? [youtu.be]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Anyone? Nope.

Trump -- an agent for Russia?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Yeah, I gotta hand it to him, but a live granade instead.

A Republican representative comes up with a more reasonable sounding plan for border security: ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Why are we even buying the crap about "securing" the southern border? Like if it was "insecure"?

And we have yet another real winner ! [patheos.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Maybe he got "born again" because he wanted to go fuck himself.

So glad to have found a food group! "Food, Glorious Food" is a reference to the Broadway song/play,...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

As always, the original is best. https://youtu.be/aZQlkku9mNw

Spooning no forking.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Fork you for ruining my banana smoothie of the day.

Trump, like all our presidents, is a puppet of the international bankers who have financed both ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I sense a little paranoia and illuminati type of conspiracy theory here, we all more or less know about the Fed but to implicate all presidents, or blame WWII on an artificially created depression as if Nazis and Mussolini or Hitler or the Japanese expansionism were also related is just bonkers.

bike balls

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

me thinks the ladies would prefer this in their bike seat

What is your view on Macjesus? [lbc.co.uk]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

It's art, nobody gives a crap except for the religious fanatics. Same like when muslims riot and kill people when images of allah are shown and of course the christians criticize this, this proves all religions are the same, full of retrograde wahoos, but the Israelis chickened out and they will return the statue to the Finnish sculptor, whom also had requested the removal of his piece but for entirely different reasons, he didn't want to support the jews who in his view oppress the palestinians, see the pattern here? Ah, if only people listened to John Lennon in Imagine. Here is the full story. https://www.npr.org/2019/01/17/686199231/mcjesus-sculpture-to-be-pulled-from-israeli-museum-after-violent-protests

The circular firing squad: Mueller targets turn on each other After Rudy Giuliani's latest ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

As I said, this dude has willingly transformed himself from being America's Mayor to now being America's Major Imbecile!

Meh, something about like that!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I don't.

May we discuss how guys enjoy giving oral and how women enjoy receiving oral?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

We may, and this would be the proper place to do it.

What's the craziest place you have had sex in...?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Condo swiming pool during a hot summer day!

I posted this link to a viral Facebook post and it was prejudged as itself being prejudiced, without...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Made me recall this SNL skit, hilarious: https://youtu.be/UPx_X3DjXy8

Someone this AM posted about making grits.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

What is chedder? Something akin to hamberder?

Stable Genius.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Unstable moron more likely.

i once gave a blowjob for a cheeseburger

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Funny, I once gave a cheeseburger for a blowjob.

Correct Mueller's Report LOL!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

This asshole who used to be called America's Mayor has transformed himself into America's Major Imbecile!

Did you get the email?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Impeach the muthafucka!!!

Look who reported this one... [foxnews.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

And because it's Faux News, he can't claim it ain't true!

No explanation needed.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Or cheapskates that have ricketty headboards instead of solid ones.

Okaaay, Kats and Kittens- Time to 'fess up and tell us/show us WHERE AND HOW YOU LOST YOUR ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I was 15, my older brother took me to a brothel, that prostitute was so nice and kind to me, I loved it.

Anyone care to comment on how the Catholic Church ruins sex for members.?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I wouldn't know, I was in the church until I was about 10, I'm 65 now.

This is how much I like it. ....

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Just as much as we love BJs.

Just out of curiosity, how long does it take you to "finish".

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Don't doubt.

Do you think violence is ever justified? Agree or disagree.....

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Depends.

A book of lies, written by men, lying about women.... Thoughts?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Imagine if your wife comes to you in today's world with such a story.

So here's a question borne from my ADD-fueled mental wanderings.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

WTF is Xian or Xianity???

Milk does a body good... Even babies know its true !! ;)

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

So do I.

They think they're so smart .....

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Captain obvious?

He's making lots of progress...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Hey, at least the dude is trying.

Be careful.... You'll be happy you did...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Healthy????

Religion is like a penis.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I don't agree, penises don't hurt people nor brainwash them.

I just received an amber alert on two of my phones! Guess what the message said.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I didn't get it so no comment.

That one arm must be getting huge!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

You masturbate by the mile?

Here's a question.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I wouldn't mind at all, why? Because I do not discriminate nor does mi dick.

I would like to buy a hamburger... [youtube.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Vat is ze hamberder?

Sen. Gillibrand ... Running for president.... Who is she?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Too early, I will let you know in November of this year.

Just a reminder that we've all different tolerances for spicy food:

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

My limit is habanero, think twice about the ghost pepper, the carolina reaper is a no go for me. I may be nuts about spicy food but I ain't crazy.

Anyone feel like 'fooling' around? Well, introducing Sugar Weasel... [youtu.be]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Weird.

Alright so I would like to hear to pros and cons that we have had with choking and spanking during ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Why? It's probably all pros for those who enjoy it and all cons for those who don't.

Hi, folks!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Welcome!

I'm so excited that I just had to make a big ass post about it.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Fuck, my family bored me to death with their genealogical history of every and any people who were related to us all the way back to royalty in the old country all the way back to the XV century. I pass!!!

Now this guy is a russian puppet what a sleeze bag and traitor

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Now? How about since the peepee video?

It’s a long way to go so best go in winter when the nights are longer

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

He's that way cuz he looked directly at the sun during the last eclipse, his minuscule brain was fried.

OK, there are conflicting stories in the news.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

No whoppers, just hamberders.

Good morning, all.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

So if a non existent entity shows up to take something equally bogus, I would say you're headed for the looney bin.

Dedication

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

More like torture to me.

Morning, you lovely people you.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

No sandwich needed, I would enjoy the show even if I was a hungry bastard in the midst of a famine!

The Penis... Does Size (or Shape) Matter? [youtu.be]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

It matters, especially if your woman's vagina has its own echo or if you don't know how to use it.

As I suspected...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

McConnel has always been Trump's bitch, doesn't surprise me one bit.

If you have grown children, what was the most important value you taught them?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

The golden rule.

Gregg Jarrett: An FBI that is corrupt and dishonest -- Latest reports offer only more proof ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Fucking Faux News is so far up Trump's ass that they are getting bathed in loads of Putin's semen.

This guy made an Excel spreadsheet detailing his wife's excuses each time she turned him down when ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Instead of that juvenile list, the dude should have asked himself: why am I not getting any from my wife? Experience tells me that the excuses come and pile up because usually the dude is terrible in bed.

What's Everyone's Favorite Brand?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I prefer Dunkin Donuts Dark Roast

GOD BLESS TRUMP! Some analysts have raised fears that U.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Sure, a 1.7 billion pounds surplus of cheese is nothing to raise up a stink, is it?

Hmmm.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

More loads of crap from the evangelicals, somebody should make these fuckers pay taxes for all the bullshit they dispense every day.

Replace a word in a movie title with the word "Sadist".

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Sadist Godfather or The Sadist.

Trump is one of these... Anyone else? How do we deal with him/them?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

This is how you deal with a traitor, a compulsive liar, a racist, a xenophobe and a narcissistic POS who gropes women, you incarcerate the fucker and throw away the key.

Story number two from my holiday adventures : Frankie and I were getting ready for sexy time.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Yes, the breast milk fetish is called ANR (adult nursing relationship) and is fairly common.

Empathy.... Can you have too much?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

I don't think there is a disadvantage when you try to put yourself in somebody else's shoes. It will never be the same, but you must try, this is the basis for the golden rule, for example. The problem is not having empathy at all, seen currently in people like our POS POTUS.

So I'm still in India, will be leaving early Sunday morning (around 1am or so).

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Steange to hear from the country that gave us the Kama Sutra

Time for me to take a break from posting memes and ask a question instead.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

69 with woman on top and cowgirl.

Why do so many people avoid calling themselves an atheist?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I have the same line of thinking about labels that other notable non-believers have, but I really don't care what people call me. It's like making up a name for people who don't believe in earth being flat, what would you call them, aflatists? Or if you don't believe in the tooth fairy or the easter bunny, there are no made up words for those people, they just don't believe in those myths. I do not believe in religions, I do not believe in gods, want to call me an atheist because of that, I don't give a fuck, but why perpetuate a label?

My dick is bigger than yours... [lgbtqnation.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Mini dick vs micro dick, meanwhile Nancy Pelosi has a bigger dick than both!

This cracked me up and I had to share! notmypresident humor copingwith45

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Great! So let's impeach all them motherfuckers!

Garage sales. Garage sales?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Let's have a garage sale AFTER we impeach the motherfucker!

What does trumps personal license plate(s) say?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I don't give a flying fuck, but it should say POS-1

Dart side of the moon sounds a better place to send him

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

We don't need no thought control! Impeach the motherfucker!!!

Pure enjoyment.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Aren't we all?

Only three?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Hit reset cuz it'll be on a neverending loop.

I catch myself fantasizing that back to the future is real, and that one of these days Doc and Marty...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Deep throat.

Trump in 2004 talking about getting past "the wall". [facebook.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

What would it take the president to do for you to gain respect for him?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Resign and then kill himself.

Can We Impeach a Cat for "Stolen Valor" or/and "Fake Cojones"?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Impeach that motherfucking rat!

While they say it's not likely to happen, this would be another shot to the foot by "president" ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Said it once, said it again...impeach the motherfuckin POS.

Italian Sweet sausage with green peppers and onions: Ingredients: 8 Premio Italian sweet sausage...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Do they have to be sweet only? Cuz I have the hot ones here.

[reviewjournal.com] I did not place any bets, anyone know the final total?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

His mouth opened, ergo he lied

Am I the only one who loves iced coffee in the winter?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Not really, although I live in Florida.

Just a random thought on the government shut down: What if the government is bankrupt and ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

We would know immediately because China and other nations own over 6 trillion dollars of our debt.

Poor lady.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Excuse me while I go to vomit.

What did you do instead of watching his televised tantrum tonight?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

I knew exactly what he was going to say, mexicans bad, lies, lies and more lies, no proof of anything, lie some more and finally more lies. Did I miss something?

Love is love...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Love or not, just don't stick your dick in a coffee mug!

Did you hear about this today?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

It's all over the news, but nothing will be done until Mueller produces his report.

Trump the detective! [thenib.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker and his eunuch lackey Pence!

Really how prudish.[theverge.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Hmmm, really?

Exactly!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

The media shouldn't cover that POS, they will never learn.

In response to trump’s pathetic attempt to rile up his base and spread unchecked propaganda ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

When will the media learn not to cover this POS!

Trump comes from good stock. [ahtribune.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Shame on us for electing this POS!

Jazus & midgets

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

What would jesus do? Jesus would masturbate and then say gracias señor!!!

Subpoena Power!

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

Hmmm, is that so?

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Or it might be the bike!

Never one to pull his punches, Snoop Dogg has some advice for federal workers affected by the gov't ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

We must impeach the motherfucker!

Russian Lawyer in Meeting at Trump Tower Is Charged in Case That Shows Kremlin Ties By Benjamin ...

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Still waiting for the report so that we can impeach the motherfucker.