tRump IS going to jail.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 13, 2018:

One can only hope.

I have been a naughty Llama, and have not posted a question lately.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 13, 2018:

I was in catholic school, 15, crush on a nun/sister who shall remain nameless, followed her like a puppy, all I will say is priests abuse children almost as frequently as nuns abuse boys, I didn't feel abused though.

This is how Floridians are.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 13, 2018:

And we become brainless during election day.

There's a story in this pic... Oh I know! she's saying that she's a blond.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Is this what people call pussy scissors?

I really needed a good laugh today (bit of a rough morning), then I saw this: HuffPost: Sarah ...

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Wow, another "christian" hypocrite that actually lives in an alternate universe.

7 Tips For Doggy Style, The Best Sex Position For Hitting The G-Spot [goo.gl]

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 12, 2018:

No shit, Sherlock?

Says the buffoon who has cost taxpayers MILLIONS to golf. DieAlreadyYouOrangePrick

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 12, 2018:

What a fucking cry baby after Pelosi wiped the floor with him and Shumer gave him lessons on how to really make art in a deal.

So Asshole says that if he is impeached the people will revolt.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 12, 2018:

He's wrong, he has been revolting forever!

Sometimes Life is Not Fair!

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 12, 2018:

You are right but only if you are referring to the fact that it wasn't fair for the woman who got smaller tits than her dude.

Give me my wall or I’ll start crying [facebook.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 12, 2018:

The fart of the deal!

Well, do you?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Wouldn't it be an oxymoron to claim being innocent in a group called sexual deviants?

And kiss them all day long!!!

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

If I can choose the lips, I would go for the labia minora.

In case you need it... [washingtonpost.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Can Trump hire himself like he thinks he can pardon himself?

According to "christian values," open marriages are a sham, not filled with love, etc, and yet my ...

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Christian values? Are you talking about genocide, hypocrisy and/or sexual repression among other doozies of "christian" values?

High culture, yo

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Talk about shooting the breeze!

A Lesson How Being a Deviant can Back Fire on You and your way of seeing things.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Yes you do.

"According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head ...

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

How did a penis, two anuses and a vagina came to happen???

I hate bras! I always cut the underwires out. I'm considering just starting to go without. Thoughts?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Why don't you just buy wireless bras?

I remember not too long ago, a President who could spell.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Just in from the White House: the stable genius was referring to guns that are dressed in smocking garments you nitwits!

10 or 12" of snow last night.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Meanwhile, back in Florida.

Did anyone hear what someone on some news show predicted Asshole will do at the end of his term?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Pence a political future? Puhleeze!

Would you date yourself?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Fuck no!

Getting His Mouth Ready For Prison

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I hope his cell mate is a horny white supremacist nazi.

Getting His Mouth Ready For Prison

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Practice makes perfect!

Who is Individual 1?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Laughable tweet.

[facebook.com]. Some light listening.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Hilarious, thanks!

Been feeling a little lusty while on my vacation.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Where have I read these similar openings? Oh yeah, the Penthouse letters "I never thought this would happen to me but..."

With or without hair, I find women's armpits extremely sensual and sexy.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Couldnt care less.

I shall not lose an argument

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Licketty split!

Hi folks. Hope all is well in your city. Do you enjoy the brief cold snaps we have?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Having lived in Boston, sure do!

Facebook one-ups tumbler. This is nuts! [reason.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I'm there only for my groups.

My last two orgasms have left my teeth chattering as if I'm cold but I'm perfectly hot!

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

If it's not unpleasant, then enjoy. Just don't try to do anything oral with your significant other while your teeth are uncontrollable!

I am not religious, yet I would thank God for ending this nightmare.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

If it is 2020 I would say LOCK HIM UP.

What Do You See?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Hey, The Three Stooges were talented and very funny, why compare them with a classless buffoon and two of his worst ass kissing lackeys???

About the Theory of Flat Earth.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Again, not to nit pick, but flat earth can't be a "theory" because evidence has proved it wrong, therefore it is a fallacy. There is no such thing. Now, to bring this back to levity, look at this tweet from the morons of the Flat Earth Society:

Yes this is old.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 3, 2018:

A stable genius no doubt.

What's the worst reaction you've gotten to one of your kinks?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 3, 2018:

No kinks here, but worst reaction is always "you ain't gonna put that thing inside me" and best is always "oh I want that thing inside me now"

I went to a holiday concert with a "friend with benefits".

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 3, 2018:

You lost me at "Why we went to the concert?"

Show me your teeth..

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Don't bite the hand that feeds you!

Lets hear your opinion

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Is this really an issue? Of course yes.

I like to fantasize about sinking in quicksand or being executed.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Firing squad, hanging, electric chair or injection?

Yes indeed it should..

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Only in bed? Why?

Well looks like the Cheeto has cleared the way for oil exploration off of our coast.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 1, 2018:

And we have the Governor and the Senate seats from Florida handed over to this idiot, aren't we Floridians even more stupid???

This was fun on FB, but I'm sure you guys will make me squirm. yay!

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 1, 2018:

9" cock or 9" dlldo?

Bad investment. Thoughts or links?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Says the idiot who has balooned our deficit to over a trillion dollars.

Come on men. I know this turns you on!

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Yuck!

While shopping for stress balls for my classroom on Amazon I found these fellas.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Trumpdicks???

Be honest now.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Yes

Does anyone ever have sexually erotic dreams so intense that when you wake up to real life it seems ...

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Many times, but the good thing is my wife and I have agreed to replicate our erotic dreams, it's fun, so I actually welcome the intensity.

Where do you draw the line?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I don't, married twice, 1st wife 10 years younger, married for 10 years. 2nd wife. 15 years younger, married 5 years now, I'm 65 she is 50, better than ever!

Last sat.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 28, 2018:

From Wikipedia: A pint glass is a form of drinkware made to hold either a British ("imperial") pint of 20 imperial fluid ounces (568 ml) or an American pint of 16 US fluid ounces (473 ml). These glasses are typically used to serve beer, and also often for cider.

trump's pure unadulterated insanity is National Security Issue! Trump Thinks His Own ...

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I can't stand the abject stupidity of this moron, unfortunately his ignorance will drag us all down.

What order wild you like it to be in!

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

What, no 69 option?

Interesting opinion piece from the Washington Post: The Washington Post: The GOP is now the party...

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

They stopped being the party of Lincoln when LBJ passed the Civil Rights Act, so all the racist southern democrats left the party then and joined the GOP, thus becoming the shit they are now.

What are your thoughts about the attractiveness of pregnant women?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Well, all I know, from personal experience, is that my wife was extremely horny while she was pregnant and got directly proportionally more horny the more advanced her pregnancy was. We only have one child so I don't know if this happens every time a woman is pregnant, although to be fair, my wife is usually horny.

Making a dump great again

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

And risk an infection in my ass? Not a chance.

I'm having trouble with my sex drive and chances to enjoy sex before entering my sixties , advice ...

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I'm 65, sex drive even greater than in my 40s although stamina not as great. Erections are helped by the pills we all know about.

Published on Nov 15, 2018 Editor-at-large at DailyMail.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Both PM and SH are the worst pieces of S that exist in entertainment, one from the UK and the other from the Fox pantheon of Trump cork soakers, thus, I don't give a flying funk about anything they might think or say!

Hey there.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Good luck!

Pardoning Execution in Turkey?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Not to nit pick but Saudi Arabia ain't Turkey.

Is this group open to join?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Welcome to the group.

What does a woman who is a raw vegan do when her man cums in her mouth?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

These are the type of trascendental questions that keep me up at night.

Well just in.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Did this surprise you?

Good morning ladies , is any ladies up to chatting ?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I are no lady.

This isn’t too deviant, but it’s pretty sexy.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I have experienced great handjobs and more from violin players.

To be honest I'm not into this but I like being on here it's fun and cool. So what do you think?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Head towards some exit.

Jerky dog licker.... WTF?... LOL. And you ?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

WIGGLY TITTY SLIDER.

Would you kiss her?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I have a blood aversion, even if fake, so NO FREAKIN WAY!

When you're a baby boy, you have a peepee.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Older people have peckers!

I think I'll go with Velma.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Why "or" I'd take both.

Evening all, So do you all have a certain "type" of person you go for?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

I like women like I like my coffee, cold, bland and bitter! Just kidding, hot and dark, I'll add the cream!

Ladies......what is your favorite STD??

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Small Testicular Disfunction?

For those of you who have always wanted to hear Siri talk dirty to you. [youtube.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Wake me up when they come up with the 69 attachment or the anilingus 2.0

"When people get in line that have absolutely no right to vote and they go around in circles.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

This is proof that the orange-gutan may be into something, an illegal immigrant voting expertly disguised.

I shared a bedroom with fifty sailors and I'm not gay.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Not that there's anything wrong with it. https://youtu.be/9OH1yEnENG0

He's pouting. [newsandguts.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Whiny little bitch!

My husband suggested I make a poll to ask where he should cum tonight.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Why not the "all of the above" option???

Who is up to the challenge?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Never have I ever told the truth about anything! Why even the above statement is a lie!

How big is the average penis?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 13, 2018:

I wish I had a 5.16" dick, but I ain't chopping off 4.34" for nobody, dammit!

Sexual compatibility. Does size matter? Asking for a friend.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 11, 2018:

I wish I had an average size dick, but I ain't chopping off 4 inches for nobody dammit!!!

More crap from my state dammit! [rawstory.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 11, 2018:

I wish I had an average size dick, but I ain't chopping off 4 inches for nobody dammit!!!

Guys, Am not sure about you, but for me, my GF seems insatiable at times and this leaves me ...

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 9, 2018:

It's better to die trying than live without doing.

I’m not sure what “most guys” want but maybe I’m off base here.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Not to distract from the core idea, but "I'm a bitch " is not by Alanis, it's from Meredith Brooks.

Never heard this one before. [youtu.be]

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Nice editing job.

We did it.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Congrats Wisconsin, unfortunately this Floridian only satisfaction is the house and reestablishing voting for felons who paid their debt to society.

Looking to make friends and chat, central Florida!

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Welcome to Florida!

UGH! Florida! wtf! DeSantis? really?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Motherfucker! We got the house but my state is still in the hands of Trump. My county is blue but it seems we are surrounded by a bunch of deplorable yokels dammit!!!

My new fav past time!!!

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Thanks for the memories! Did you notice I didn't say mammaries?

My message to my conservative friend...he conceded the election lol

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Please keep us abreast of all the titilating facts.

Voter intimidation.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 6, 2018:

According to the federal courts who rejected to even see the case presented by Trump and his band of truth deniers, in the last 20 years, out of the total votes cast in America, less than 0.000325% of votes were suspect of fraud, and out of those, less than 0.000025% were prosecuted or fined. Thus the total number of convictions of voter fraud in the last 20 years is about 70, about 130 million people vote every year, that is, if I'm not mistaken, 130Mx20 years= 2.6 billion votes. Wow, 70 out of 2.6 billion, a true epidemic!

Why straight males likes watch to lesbian porn?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 6, 2018:

2 or more pussies for the proce of 1?

Forgiveness

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 5, 2018:

https://youtu.be/tBJUTm9ez0g pretty much sums it up.

What is truth?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 4, 2018:

"What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening" Trump sounding like Groucho Marx, except Trump ain't funny at all!

Has anyone here done electro , that is probably one of my favorites that I do.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Zzzzzzzzappppp!

So ladies, for those of us who are independent, opinionated and in control of our lives, do you find...

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Too late, I'm taken.

Have any of you dated or canoodled with a narcissist? If so, what was it like?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Ask Melania.

Hi.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Willkomen, Bienvenue, Welcome!

trump now going to send 10,000 US military personnel to The boarder! Why?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 1, 2018:

It's official, with an extremely racist TV ad plus an addition of 5000 troops more, our groper in chief has thrown in the kitchen sink. To try and save the house...will he????

trump now going to send 10,000 US military personnel to The boarder! Why?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 1, 2018:

He's throwing everything to the media to feed meat to his brain dead base in a hopeless effort to not lose badly next week. All distractions and I really wish the media wisens up and stop covering the idiotic lies of Trump.

I did notice an obvious sexual Americans deviancy.

Mofo1953 comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Let me see, last time I looked I was still an American, and although I love women wearing sexy lingerie, it all comes out, hers and mine, for sex.