Clever! Took me a second.

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

That is cool.

Just a gator riding a manatee...nothing to see here lol

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

That is cool.

Anyboby had a Stacy's Mom in their life? or maybe a Derick's Dad? [youtu.be]

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Fifth grade teacher. Miss G.

Van Halen. - Jump....an energetic number, as you might expect! [youtu.be]

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

When MTV played videos.

Living in a big world. Is this you?

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

I love short people. Especially when they wear hats. I have place to put my drink during parties, concerts.

Your tho right

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Thats funny. Santa claus but with his lisp sani-cloth.

"Shooting ropes," who's ever heard this expression before?

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

https://youtu.be/Gqbrt_dz_TQ At about 2:09 mark.

Just mad that I didn’t think of this first 😒

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Frosty has a great oral care should be the title.

Welcome new member @august70

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Come on in take off your skin and rattle around in your bones.

Ohh that's why

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Or some is just more nurturing.

Merry Christmas to all you bad boys and girls :)

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Finally a present I would want to have and open.

be careful out there, the temptation is great.

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

He has moments when he breaks through from trational ideas. In the spirit of being positive I will stop here.

This guy is a genius! [youtu.be]

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

The only thing that bothers me is to learn that the police can't do anything.

I need to get out of town. Step away from the chaos for a bit.

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Always a great idea to reconnect with yourself.

Today was a not-good day. No reason, but it just sucked the happy out of me.

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

They are pissed! They are nice not to just give up and let the picture happen.

I made gingerbread.

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

You should have posted a picture. We are not jerks we appreciates the effort. If you have kids get a toy car or truck and make it look like it hit the house.

Hi friends.

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

I envey people like you that knew what they wanted and went for it."act well your part,there all the honour lies". Alexander Pope

Poor fella...

Mokvon comments on Dec 19, 2018:

As long as she is not pushing you off. Get yours and then leave. Better is you keep on until she is done at least twice. Just don't be and asshole. Women want what they want just like us.

This made me smile. Happy holidays.

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

To be accurate we don't celebrate xmas it is thrown in our face and don't reallly have a choice.

Le sigh, french kitty.

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

The kitten in the "Pepe le pew" cartoon. Le mew.

This guy.

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Lol. The puppies is a nice touch.

Blind creature that buries head in sand named after Donald Trump - Amphibian’s behaviour compared ...

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

If he manages to find out he won't get it.

One of the hottest couples ever.

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Movie couple right? That's not Joanne Woodward right? Cat on the hot tin roof?

Perfection comes in all shapes and sizes... Agreed? Is red your new favorite color? It's mine ?

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

She can have all my money.

Whoa. Come to Mama, I WISH ??

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Lmao.

Queensryche - Eyes Of A Stranger [youtu.

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I live in San Antonio and have seen them in concert about a dozen times over the years. Have every album. My song of choice is "take hold of the flame".

Tonight I am posting this one because it takes me back to the summer of 1965.

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Hey hey hey....that's what I say.

"Shooting ropes," who's ever heard this expression before?

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

It is slang expression used to describe ejaculation. Ie. Shooting ropes of... You get the idea. Your dating life is interesting. It is a common line in Kevin Smith movies.

I was recently reading the bio of a guy who "liked" me on okcupid.

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Lmao! Good luck!

"The little Lord Jesus, no crying he makes.

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

"Size matters not".

Welcome to CaroleKay who has just joined the group.

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Hello good morning! So what is your taste.

Slut-shaming tree.

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

No one is complaining about whores at 4 in the morning!

Well that worked very effectively and we all know where his descendants emigrated to and are now ...

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Vomit!

I got home from the club and found the missus had left a post-it note on the fridge saying, "It's...

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I believe it was that she had not cooked the right meal to pair with the beer. Wives can be so insensitive.

Idiots all...

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Hey I just used this on morning people. They are crunchie and taste like burnt toast.

Good morning !! Wakey wakey !! Its a wonderful Tuesday morning .

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

YUCK! You morning people should be smoothered in bbq sauce!

She has my attention.

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

She definitely sexy. Beyond my skill. Dosen't mean I won't try.

Cats logic! ???

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I have been there at camp.

Anyone else find it difficult meet people?

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I don't. I realize I am and asshole and don't allow any women to be part of my fragment world. Not because I am altruistic but because I don't want to hear them complain I didn't warn them.

Marshall Tucker Band - Can't You See [youtu.be]

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Nice throw back.

Blast from the Past but Always in Season....

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

He wishes. even she has standards.

"Please 5 more minutes momma, I'm not sleepy."

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

You have a Nintendo. I love you! Do you have Zelda?

The hell with Santa, I want her bringing my "presents"...

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

She is to fine to even move. I will.come to her.

Trump Christmas Card: I got an email inviting me to sign and add a “personal note” to the ...

Mokvon comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I am to cynical so look to someone else.

Hungry cannibal

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Gross. Screw "Mikey" now Jeff ate everything.

This is why I give all my serious girlfriends one of my prized denim shirts. ??

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I grew up on a ranch community. My girlfriend called them my rape shirts as ripped the shirt off me.

When they ask “What’s your sign?” (Please ignore the source of the pic)

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I always say "feces"!

Oh, so, SO sweet !! [boredpanda.com]

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Lol. Spike check I can get behind that. Probably why I am alone.

Do you have a minute to talk about.....

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

"Spoke the raven never more"

One of my hero's saying enough is enough.

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I remember this...sometimes they just need to be put in their place.

Play it up....

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

A dare. A mistake. The result of drink all night. And alternate lifestyle cowboy party.

Hi everyone.

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

A phone and Ipad. Sound like my daughter. Brush your teeth and go to bed to young lady.

Mind if I throw in a bit of art?

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

His stuff became so ubiquitous that it became undervalued. I did have a poster in my room my mom hated.

Flame of the day...

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Winner winner chicken dinner!

Quick fix...

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

OH YEAH!!!!!@

Try talking your way out of that one.. Joseph is going to be one pissed off dude.

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

That sounds right.

Sleigher!!!

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Now that is a xmas sweater I would wear.

Test post... Please comment if you got an alert for this post.

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Whats happening.

I told my son to extract the davenport. He is trying to figure out what a davenport is.

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Lol.

Interesting

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Lol.

For some last minute gift ideas.

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Great idea.

Hey guys, I posted eight pics yesterday, why no activity on them ?

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I did not see anything.

You know what's funny?

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Brilliant.

Good morning Workout Warriors. It's 5AM and I'm here.

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Go get it.

Yup.......

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Are you ready kids! "WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA"?!

Got a weird text friday night.

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Hell yes. There are plenty of reasons why you shouldn't. But take it as the star or universe sending you a gift. Goodluck and rock on!

Every time I try to click on relationship status.

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Cursed sounds right.

Question for the walkers and runners. Do you walk or run regardless of weather?

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I prefer rain. I like the solitude.

Evangelical Christians Helped Elect Donald Trump, but Their Time as a Major Political Force Is ...

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I wish this was true. They did it for Reagan 30 years ago and the will do it again.

AC/DC - Big Balls [youtube.com]

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

https://youtu.be/R0hEDUEXK-c this song better.

Some mothers just know how to outdo all the other mothers

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I like her. Does she live in Texas.

Why aren't the dems calling attention to the separation of the church and state instead of letting ...

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Because the lack the testicular fortitude to stand against the party instead of for those who elected them.

Damn, Daddy! [youtu.be]

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Lmao. Is this really how some see me.

I stared at this old McDonald’s coffee cup and asked myself “How is it not someone holding their...

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Lol

Just posting.

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I can relate.

My turn she is so sexy will you be passionate.

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

She is lovely. I envy your possibilities.

Anybody need a Yoda butt plug?

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

"size matters not"--- Yoda

I didn't look at my sons shirt when he came out, lol.

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Lol. So obvious.

My Zoe gets persecuted by Cloris.

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Daily in my house too.

I demand equality!!

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Because you are a gentleman. And you were raised right.

I’m 18 years old and confused about my sexual orientation.

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

You will have ups and downs in the beginning. You will think you are going to die if that person you choose doesn't feel the same. This is normal. Just take your time and don't do anything like Tinder just to get it over. That place is not for everyone. Alot of creepy dudes. Goodluck

Let's have some fun ?☺

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Help!

Go ahead, try and sleep now

Mokvon comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I am 52, a little heavy, bad knees,live in a ranch style house so no stairs. So I would wonder who's house I am in and make sure I remember what I was drinking. So I can get some more.

The face you make when you play a trumper the audio of trump putting his foot in the mouth and the ...

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Respect

I've just been to the movies to see Aquaman.

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Pm me the story line PLEASE! Spoil away.

For the dust bunnies out there...

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

That is awesome.

Question: what are the ways (in a committed relationship) that YOU initiate sex.

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Young and walking hand in hand. Twenties dancing drinking making out everywhere Thirty to Forty about the same as twenties only less frequent. Fifties star over only dancing slower and drinking more.

Welcome to Gypsy494 who has just joined the group. Start Rockin’!

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Howdy.

Which Values are Most Important to you?

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

It changes with the day of the week. Maybe my age.

One of my favorite singers - Emmylou Harris. She still looks amazing with gray hair:)

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I need to broaden my musical lexicon.

Summoning satan on a budget

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Lol. Did it work? I have questions.

? Feeling this today ?

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Ahhhhhh never.

Billy Thorpe Children of the Sunhttps://youtu.be/8VZC5vFVJJY

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I used to sit in my car listening when it would come on.

Stoney Westmoreland Arrested for Allegedly Soliciting Teen for Sex | PEOPLE.com

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

More disagreement from Disney and it employees

Need advice: a friends mom checked herself into hospice and I want to send her a card.

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I work hospice. The card is nice. A personal vist is better. Even from a stranger it helps for patients to know someone, anyone is thinking about them.

There is no greater feeling of fear and hopelessness than your first born child, 16 years old, ...

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Happy to hear he is safe. I hope you feel better and I owe my mother and apology. Sorry mom. I love you.

I+♥.☆★☆♡★…♥

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Lol.

Good Morning

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Good night. I sleep during the day and work at night. Hope everyone enjoys their day. I will be wearing a pirates outfit and swashbuckling in my dreams aaaaaarrrrr.

It's all in the name... Marketing

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I don't even want to know what the frosting in made of.

Women driving

Mokvon comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Why would any woman even need a man. Just hit a bad piece of road and kiss the sky.