Poor Kermit.

Moravian comments on Feb 4, 2021:

gangrene ?

Christian girls are just so easy...

Moravian comments on Feb 3, 2021:

So much for the missionary position then

I forgot to post this yesterday! On Imbolc, aka Groundhog's Day .

Moravian comments on Feb 3, 2021:

I like the contradiction in the gospel of Luke. The infant Jesus was presented to the temple 40 days after his birth but also Mary ,Joseph and Jesus fled to Egypt immediately after his birth and only came back after Herod died several months later.

Two-thirds of one London Orthodox Jewish community has had Covid | Financial Times

Moravian comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Maybe they are aiming for herd immunity.

Why were chainsaws invented? The horrifying reason in the link below 😨😨 [the-sun.com]

Moravian comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Since the first C section was in Roman times it predates this invention by a couple of thousand years, I'm not sure if Ceaser's mother survived the operation though. The modern chipper chain which transformed the efficiency of chainsaws was invented by logger Joseph Cox after watching a wasp harvesting wood fibre for nest making.

I believe Trump's actions while in office reflect a level of detail and craft that indicates careful...

Moravian comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Looking from outside of the USA this fixation with Trump and Russia looks a bit silly. Sure he admires Putin as an autocratic ruler and he would like to have more business interests in Russia but that is all. Trump is a result of the so called "populism" which is prevalent in many parts of the world and in the USA people fed on the myth of the American dream and "freedom" whatever that means saw him as their champion because he spoke like one of them and unlike any politician they had known.

My new series cats in containers

Moravian comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Schrodinger's cat is alive but very uncomfortable

Fiction for QAnon supporters

Moravian comments on Feb 3, 2021:

I counted five references to crazy conspiracies, Did I miss any ?

UPDATE. Baby dies in Romania after being immersed in baptism ⋆ Universul.net

Moravian comments on Feb 2, 2021:

I have just seen this on Facebook. I hope the priest is charged with manslaughter. The evangelist nutters will probably be saying that the parents should be grateful that he was baptised so now he will go to heaven instead of floating about in limbo for eternity, Sickening.

Drove my Chevy to the levy......

Moravian comments on Feb 1, 2021:

GPS strikes again

I have noticed on this site (app) there are more older people, that which i find interesting because...

Moravian comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Possibly because older people have more time on their hands

Trump Hires Two New Attorneys After His Entire Legal Team Quits After former President Donald ...

Moravian comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Better call Saul !!

Traffic. - Hole In My Shoe. 1967. [youtu.be]

Moravian comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Very trippy

There is an overwhelming lack of evidence for the tooth fairy, pixies at the bottom of the garden, ...

Moravian comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Of course fairies exist. These photos were taken in a wood near where I live

Really disappointed...

Moravian comments on Jan 30, 2021:

But on the plus side you don't have to row the boat.

Be your own best doctor Eat healthy, excerize and most of all, sleep well.

Moravian comments on Jan 28, 2021:

I assume you mean a "pandemic" which has nothing to do with the death rate purely that the disease is widespread. I agree with you that people should look after their own welfare but a good health service is essential as a follow up. The main health problem would appear to be as the results of obesity. The UK is just behind the USA in this and it's getting worse. We have made a small start by putting a tax on sugary drinks but there is a long way to go. The best way to ensure a long healthy life is to be careful when choosing your parents ;-)

Paddy and Sean have been unemployed for years.

Moravian comments on Jan 28, 2021:

Thick paddy jokes are a bit passe these days but at least they can laugh at themselves with their Kerry man jokes. "A Kerry man went to hospital for a minor operation and the doc said "I will give you a local anesthetic ". Hang the expense said the Kerry man I will have the imported one.

Could explain things

Moravian comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Phil the pothead

No, no it's not.

Moravian comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Sure. I don't think the last remnants of a hunter gatherer lifestyle need a credit score. Too busy gathering roots and herbs and chasing monkeys with blowpipes.

Just because this is Rabbie Burns Day.

Moravian comments on Jan 25, 2021:

A golden oldie. Love it. Happy Burns day

Nice Bell Bottoms? ... I thought they were way cool! Did you like them too?

Moravian comments on Jan 24, 2021:

My girlfriend made a pair of purple velvet flares for me c1974, I loved them but as the material was from an old pair of curtains there was absolutely no give in the material and one night playing darts in my local I bent down to pick up a dart from the floor and riiiip that was the end of them.

We need to go back!

Moravian comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Just normal atheist behaviour ;-)

It's chilly....

Moravian comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Isn't photoshop amazing.

Mind=Blown!

Moravian comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I have a feeling that if you google "black cocks" you may get something entirely different

Irreverent weapon.

Moravian comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I get the reference to a martial arts weapon reference but why the bearded man ?

No worries officer I gots him and he ain't goin nowheres...

Moravian comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I presume that they didn't have a blanket to keep the injured motorcyclist warm until the ambulance arrived so the cat came in handy.

Prejudice vs.

Moravian comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Far too many generalisations there. Every human suffers from cultural prejudice ?. I don't think so. Israeli Zionism is not racism but extreme nationalism

'I'm about to puke': QAnon followers finally sickened by their own toxic sludge" And I'm about ...

Moravian comments on Jan 21, 2021:

I watched a Texan guy and staunch republican being interviewed on BBC news, He lives in a caravan (trailer) with his pit bull. He said the only hope now is for Texas to secede from the union. I thought wow hasn't he done well and why do those people wear bloody great hats indoors. Does the roof leak maybe ?

If Biden really wants to bring Americans together he needs to follow separation of church and state.

Moravian comments on Jan 20, 2021:

I think that is unlikely. I watched the inauguration ceremony and gawd was in evidence from start to finish

I have hope for the future (maybe)

Moravian comments on Jan 20, 2021:

I'm not sure if they are getting stupider but with social media they may think they are better informed and they are just as gullible as ever. Fishermen and farmers in the UK ( yes there is a whole world outside the USA) voted for Brexit and now that fish and meat are rotting at the ports they are understandably upset.

If a human has sexual intercourse with an animal, matter of taste, we call it beastiality.

Moravian comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Humanality ?

This was a yummy one

Moravian comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Isn't that the beastie that ensures a painfull death if you stand on it. Strange way to label beer.

You thought Texass was crazy? Get a load of Floriduh's krazy Kooks! [youtu.be]

Moravian comments on Jan 19, 2021:

A crime against fashion !! Love it.

Craic krak Part of speech: noun Origin: Irish, 1970s 1: Enjoyable social activity.

Moravian comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Also in Scots Gaelic and it has been in use long before 1970

How will Biden be able to sleep at night?

Moravian comments on Jan 18, 2021:

"My Pillow" have full page adverts in "The Times" every day with recommendations from grateful customers saying things like "I have never slept so well", "I raved to my friends about them and I am buying ten more" etc. What did those people use as a pillow before ?. A breeze block ?

We start 2021 with 10 new members.

Moravian comments on Jan 18, 2021:

For some reason that saying id common in Finland although apparently they are an outgoing welcoming people.

What's happened to the "newsfeed"?

Moravian comments on Jan 18, 2021:

I wondered about that and this group could do with a few more contributors . Your post has received more comments than I have seen before.

Strike a pose.. you got this..

Moravian comments on Jan 18, 2021:

What an image. It would make a Venetion blind.

Mine is: No Fly List

Moravian comments on Jan 13, 2021:

The not so pretty things The small faeces The impeached boys

Yeah they check on me too

Moravian comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Aren't you lucky. I have a nice man phone me frequently to advise me how to avoid paying £69.99 for Amazon's premium service I have never signed up for.

Turkish Creationist Adnan Oktar Sentenced to Over 1,000 Years in Jail | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Moravian comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Sounds like your average Christian evangelist.

I feel there is a lot of undisclosed racism of people here on this site.

Moravian comments on Jan 11, 2021:

Haven't seen it personally, and if it is undisclosed how can you see it ?

ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyy .

Moravian comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Who does he think he is ?. James Bond !!

Where there is a will, there is a way.

Moravian comments on Jan 10, 2021:

Early in the lockdown I saw a woman in a small Lidl supermarket in my local town with a green plastic bottle cut in half lengthways and hanging in front of her face. I wish I had managed to photograph her.

Sorry, but I just had to...

Moravian comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Please. I am just about to have dinner.

Taking the white Christian nationalist symbols at the Capitol riot seriously

Moravian comments on Jan 8, 2021:

I watched a woman being interviewed and her comment was " I believe in freedom and democracy" How delusional are those people. They want to overturn a democratically elected president and they believe in democracy ???

Anyone else?

Moravian comments on Jan 8, 2021:

measure twice and cut once

Does God exist?

Moravian comments on Jan 7, 2021:

I'm not one for labels but if I have to have one "philosophical atheist" sounds about right.

It seems the administration is atheist and should change be the name if the website to Atheists .

Moravian comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Judging by the comments on another thread relating to comments supposedly made by Neil deGrasse Tyson maybe the name "closet theist" would be more apt.

This could get to be interesting.

Moravian comments on Jan 6, 2021:

The most realistic comment on his bizarre and erratic behaviour is that he is so terrified of losing the protection of the presidency because he knows that he will be in court on multiple charges as soon as he vacates the white house.

Do you think they'll take him? [lancastercourier.com]

Moravian comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Certainly don't want him here. People who cheat at golf are unwelcome. Anyway the Sunday post has about as much credibility as "The Onion" so I would ignore it.

If you don't laugh at this one, I wonder about you...

Moravian comments on Jan 4, 2021:

They had a stable relationship ?

A blast from the past.

Moravian comments on Jan 3, 2021:

Took me a minute but there is a likeness

Could you call this "A non Pan Frying Stick"?

Moravian comments on Jan 2, 2021:

What happens when the outdoorsy, natural living presenter stands too near his campfire ?.-- Bear Grills ;-)

Yes what would you say ?

Moravian comments on Jan 1, 2021:

Did you have to use such a big probe ?

What was Trump's greatest offense? Or, what other offense was worse...

Moravian comments on Jan 1, 2021:

persuading the Govt. in Edinburgh to allow him to desecrate a site of scientific interest on the Aberdeen coast by creating a white elephant, sorry, the greatest golf course in the world.

Scottish Local Council Chooses Catholic “Sex Ed” Over Comprehensive Curriculum | Val Wilde | ...

Moravian comments on Jan 1, 2021:

That is quite bizarre as there is there is usually no love lost between the wee frees and the papists

Life goals.

Moravian comments on Dec 30, 2020:

First trial of Russia's new high speed transport system

from the mouth of babes

Moravian comments on Dec 30, 2020:

An alternative is ;- Little girl-- Is that a female horse officer ? Policeman -- Yes and her name is Bonnie Little girl -- well shouldn't the cunt be at the rear end of the horse and not on top of it

That should put an end to all that nonsense!

Moravian comments on Dec 30, 2020:

Deer, deer. That's in very bad taste.

You know you are a dick when Dick Cheney is trending because of you.....

Moravian comments on Dec 30, 2020:

A bit dated. Surely the Quayle shooting season ended in 1993

Well at least nobody's lying to you.

Moravian comments on Dec 30, 2020:

Unless you are in New Jersey where you get a nice young man to assist you.

Question to atheists and agnostics: Are you sure no god exists that you believe in?

Moravian comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Oddly, the exact origin of the word God is unknown. All that we know for certain is that the word God is a relatively new European invention, which was never used in any of the ancient Judaeo-Christian scripture manuscripts which were written in Hebrew, Aramaic, Greek or Latin. I am sure the pantheist "god" is totally different from the accepted meaning of the word

Blue Oyster Cult - (Don't Fear) The Reaper [youtube.]

Moravian comments on Dec 28, 2020:

A great song but what is the message-- Lets have a suicide pact ?

British PM waxes lyrical on his Brexit achievement but others identify the costs & disadvantages of ...

Moravian comments on Dec 28, 2020:

Only time will tell but in my opinion only saving grace of the deal is that it is better than no deal.

Spelling test.

Moravian comments on Dec 28, 2020:

The pretentious pratts in Victorian times thought they were being clever in using the ancient Greek practice of putting a "P" in front of words. One which really annoys me is "ptarmigan" from the Gaelic word "Tarmichan". Which is a bird of the grouse family in the higher hills around here. I refuse to use the word.

At a job interview, I was asked the following question; How is work efficiency important to you ?

Moravian comments on Dec 28, 2020:

I don't see what the answer has to do with the question. Surely an employer would expect their employees to work efficiently.

Kingship USA So Americans think they can get rid of Kings and call themselves a republic?

Moravian comments on Dec 26, 2020:

I think the Boston tea party was more about the refusal to pay taxes levied by the British than "freedom". Many in America were loyal to the king.

‎Tuesday, ‎December ‎1, ‎2020 I AM & U R an - Eternal Spirit of Divine Essence - being a...

Moravian comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Quelle surprise !!. The words "sublunar" and "telurian" are actual words. I thought they came from your fevered imagination

So my FB page has a bunch of Xmas messages reminding me that Jesus was born on this day and how he ...

Moravian comments on Dec 26, 2020:

As he scored for Man City against my team last week I certainly will not be thanking him for anything.

I might have posted this last year, but it isn't as if anyone would remember! Happy Solstice: ...

Moravian comments on Dec 21, 2020:

At the winter solstice the sun reaches it's nadir,as viewed from the northern hemisphere, and then appears to be static in it's trajectory for three days before rising in the sky again. Although this phenomenon is not directly connected to the Jesus story the rising on the third day probably has a connection

I've always enjoyed a good strong Scotch Ale - "a wee heavy" .

Moravian comments on Dec 21, 2020:

I remember it well. May still be around but is lost in the plethora of new ales

Oh this is so sad a piece of news.

Moravian comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Obviously not praying hard enough. Let Janis help them https://youtu.be/zAyOUTTsyZo?t=32

Alrighty, then!

Moravian comments on Dec 18, 2020:

I saw a woman of African or West Indian descent being interviewed about the vaccine. She said she uses traditional treatments like garlic and ginger. Wow with the amount of garlic I eat I should live forever.

Tomorrow is rum ball making day and also Keith Richard's birthday.

Moravian comments on Dec 18, 2020:

https://youtu.be/Wfj1O_fApvA Happy birthday Keef. Here's a memory from the early days.

If I ever started a religious organization, I’d mandate free ice cream at our churches.

Moravian comments on Dec 17, 2020:

I have only tasted communion wine once. I was about 15 and was at a clearance sale or "roup" as we call them up here in a church which had closed in the village. We found a few bottles in a cupboard and had a swig. It was absolutely disgusting but may have been years old.

Please let me know your thoughts

Moravian comments on Dec 17, 2020:

The answer is 42, but what is the question

I had not realized this was formalized! Please see accompanying info in comments, sorry it didn't ...

Moravian comments on Dec 16, 2020:

And choose you parents with care,

Guess who was really the first to get the vaccine in the UK? :-D

Moravian comments on Dec 16, 2020:

To the tower with you !!

I was raised feeling that my existence is a burden to others.

Moravian comments on Dec 16, 2020:

They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you. But they were fucked up in their turn By fools in old-style hats and coats, Who half the time were soppy-stern And half at one another's throats. Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, And don't have any kids yourself.” Phillip Larkin I know what you mean. I had a similar upbringing and I think Pkillip Larkin is spot on.

will try to post one or two thoughts on this later.

Moravian comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Harold Wilson famously said " A week is a long time in politics" so two months is an eternity.. This can only be good but the main problem is still is Israel's treatment of the Palestinians. Hopefully when Kushner departs with Trump, Biden can put some pressure on Israel but I doubt it.

My wife just opened a bottle of Australian wine with a "screw-cap" to have with our dinner, she said...

Moravian comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Maybe that should be "I hope it's not screwed "

A person's got to eat, butt

Moravian comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Just saving time and energy by bypassing his digestive system.

Yes, there is a war between science and religion

Moravian comments on Dec 14, 2020:

A load of incoherent waffle. There are not two "Truths". There are the "truths" of science and the mythology of religion

How do you think your Christian friends would react if you sent them cards wishing them a happy ...

Moravian comments on Dec 12, 2020:

I think they would be confused. All this card sending ritual does is let you know that the sender is still alive unless of course if it has a "to whom it may concern" letter enclosed which lists the great achievements of children you have never heard of and how much better the whole family is doing than your lot.. Cynical --me ??

7 Steps to Grooming Your Young Christian Wife | Biblical Gender Roles

Moravian comments on Dec 11, 2020:

I think there is some truth in it. I watched a BBC documentary where Miriam Magoles the English Jewish lesbian actress visited evangelical Christian families in the USA and the wife was certainly submissive to the husband. I remember the woman in tears when Miriam mentioned evolution and there was a sign on the bedroom door to warn of the older children when the wife was doing the lords work with hubby.

Below is a political flyer that came in my mail today and I was having a turbulent day, so I wrote ...

Moravian comments on Dec 11, 2020:

Isn't jaywalking an offence over there ?

You noticed?

Moravian comments on Dec 9, 2020:

And over '60's play bowls ;-)

Do you get dark humor?

Moravian comments on Dec 9, 2020:

My favourite quotation attributed to Stalin is "One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."

What personality traits were passed down from your ancestors?

Moravian comments on Dec 9, 2020:

Procrastination. I used to be undecided now I'm not so sure. My favourite quotation from Dickens-- " procrastination is the thief of time, nab him "

What Do Atheists Do at Christmas?

Moravian comments on Dec 8, 2020:

Celebrate the winter solstice and eat drink and be merry

There's nothing to worry about apparently! :-D

Moravian comments on Dec 7, 2020:

Marty Feldman RIP

I just got banned from the conservative atheist .

Moravian comments on Dec 7, 2020:

Why did it take so long ?. You obviously weren't trying

Just because a person is agnostic doesn't mean that they have to believe in evolution and the same ...

Moravian comments on Dec 6, 2020:

Are you serious ??

Not exactly funny, but super-obvious.

Moravian comments on Dec 6, 2020:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/philip-green-urged-to-sell-super-yacht-to-save-arcadia-staff-pensions/ar-BB1bzbHC Many a true word etc.

Redneck logic

Moravian comments on Dec 5, 2020:

I remember when wearing seat belts became mandatory and Volvo started fitting a warning buzzer if the car was driven without the drivers seat belt being used. I knew some drivers who would connect the seat belt and sit on it rather than use it as intended.

Move over Clanadonia?

Moravian comments on Dec 4, 2020:

Prima Nocta !. Interesting choice of name.

[cnn.com]. Supreme Court rules for religion and against public health. CNN

Moravian comments on Dec 4, 2020:

wtf is happening to the USA ?. At one time they were an example to the rest of the world in many ways. Now they seem to determined to be a laughing stock.

Happy birthday, John Mayall!! "I keep healthy and I'm always very active and always have been so.

Moravian comments on Dec 4, 2020:

The first LP I ever bought was by John Mayal's Bluesbreakers back in the '60's. Many happy returns John.

How much of our religious doctrines come from the consumption of psychotropic substances?

Moravian comments on Dec 3, 2020:

I think you are right about the author of Revelations. I remember watching a BBC documentary about it on BBC years ago. They reckoned the author had ingested magic mushrooms.